did you ever notice that their videos are not edited at all? like, darcy puts the clips together and makes the cuts and stuff but other youtubers always add some effects or memes or something like that. these two are interesting enough that i just sit here and watch them eat bread for 8 minutes straight. that's phenomenal
they also talk normal with swearing and all and they don't even try to look nice (like clothes or maybe makeup and hair) … it's kinda refreshing actually :) just three dudes from australia doing fun/weird stuff on their farm… and they're hilarious:D
Joke on you. I am a nerd of Space and Astronomy. Including the Atmosphere. Darcy is not in the Atmosphere, he is on Earth's Crust (Ground) The only thing in the Atmosphere is Meteors burning up.
I love how Darcy is constantly fixing the bread positions and presentations because he's thinking of the quality of the video presentation and editing in the future. Thank you, Darcy 😘
I would like to see the look on their mom's face when she realized there are 8 kinds of bread in her kitchen, every pack is open and only 3 slices of each kind are missing.
@@traduzido2100 no it's not, the chest only holds the heart and lungs. The stomach is directly underneath the diaphragm which means it's in the abdomen not chest
This was actually a super helpful video because im trying to find an Aussie bread i like since I live here now. Baker's delight it is. Edit: honestly, fuck going to one place for bread and having to do the rest of my shopping in another store. I bought Abbott's instead and holy fuck its good bread. I've been buying Coles basic bread for months. That dark period is over. This bread has saved me.
This is so refreshing to watch, no drama, no controversies, no trouble, just two amazing and friendly blokes eating bread. Thank you guys for making original and watchable content thats family friendly and also really fun to watch.
I have seen many people talk about this hot take but it is quite obvious that breads not bread you see if you were to calculate the proportions into the this philosophy when breads and bread you get a dis equal amount so you would that’s it breads is bread but that is where the dumb stump there rumps and get it all wrong breads not bread is noun so by dividing the equestrials you will get breads not bread so all the dimwits trying to say he is wrong it is quite obvious he is right
Breadologist here. The question regarding bake time is complicated, while the phrase is 'baked today' the loaves can be resting or 'proving' for up to 24 hours prior to 'bake time'. Also you need to scientifically define today. If the dough goes in at 11.50pm and comes out at 12.01am does that mean it is baked today? Or has the baking spanned over 2 days? A lot to consider here, obviously going to uni for 22 years has qualified me for this but you too can partake in your own experiments like this by subscribing to bread facts.
I like to imagine that you're actual course was in Business studies and you just decided to make your own course in the dorms about bread. Either way, you're the hero we need.
As a certified breadologist, most of that bread is probably parbaked, meaning they partially bake it and then freeze it before finishing it off in store. Some of the supermarket-brand bread is baked fresh, typically from a pre-mix.
@@gdbros_35 Literally Lachlan said this would happen. I find this genuinely interesting. Shove your discontent with your own life up your malnourished a**
Frankly Lachlan is the most chill older brother in the world. Like Jaxon keeps teasing him and he's just laughing it off. He's the kind of person who gets along with just about anyone.
Aussie supermarket checkout chap here: Loaves of bread like this are defrosted the day of selling, while sourdough and tiger loaves and other stuff like that are baked the morning of trade
“When in Rome, do as the Romans do.” - Saint Ambrose to Saint Augustine in 4th century, and still commonly quoted or paraphrased to this day. The more you know🌈⭐️
This video speaks to me on a level I never thought possible. Helga's is usually my go to, but now I know I need to try the Baker's Delight. Great stuff
I love it that Lachlan is so excited about testing bread. And in the beginning Jaxon is completely unimpressed and keeps on saying that this is stupid and boring and then he starts to get excited to and the they both just act like professional bread testers.😂👌🏻
Friend: did you study for the test today Me thinking back to watching this instead of studying: yeah no I think I’m still a bit rusty can I have your notes
@@rhiannonm6022 I’m Aussie European, the _”proper”_ bread is one you get at a bakery that’s in a paper bag , it’s fresh and usually it’s round. I’m pretty sure that’s what they mean..... I hope
Banana bread is where it’s at. Edit: actually, that Italian Herbs & Cheese shit from Subway. Edit 2: forgot about garlic bread, easily S tier. Edit 3: fairy bread.
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Follow us on gram @lachlanfairbairn or @jaxonfairbairn - only one, you must decide
HI
Stop eating the shit white bread get some proper stuff.
why the comment is just 3 person
it was just for the video PartisanSheep78. you dont know if they eat white bread in every meal
th-cam.com/channels/gvMdBb4jveeC_HXuj6mY3Q.html
Fairbairn films:
-Washing bread
- Ranking bread
- Using bread as currency
But when making bread?
Making stuff out of bread
Thats illegal
You don't "make" bread, you idiot. Bread grows on bread trees.
Sheesh, what are they teaching kids these days?
They need to be at least 18 y'o to be able to do that
@@ethanh6370 bread comes out of the ground. It's made from grass
Teacher: “No eating in class”
The kids at the back of the classroom:
lol
This comment is actual gold
@@hubertjay3980 its as good as bakers delight bread
im dead
Lol
did you ever notice that their videos are not edited at all? like, darcy puts the clips together and makes the cuts and stuff but other youtubers always add some effects or memes or something like that. these two are interesting enough that i just sit here and watch them eat bread for 8 minutes straight. that's phenomenal
they also talk normal with swearing and all and they don't even try to look nice (like clothes or maybe makeup and hair)
… it's kinda refreshing actually :)
just three dudes from australia doing fun/weird stuff on their farm… and they're hilarious:D
@@yukinofairytail7137 i totally agree !! :D
Putting clips together and cutting them is editing.
@@neilbanks2908 shut up you dont have The right to an opinion
@@yukinofairytail7137 but lochlan's hair is always 10/10
Love that Darcy is just there. He's not really in the video but his lingering presence really adds to the atmosphere
A m b i a n c e
Totally agree. It's as if they were talking to the director o cameraman behind the scenes. Love that stuff.
Joke on you. I am a nerd of Space and Astronomy. Including the Atmosphere. Darcy is not in the Atmosphere, he is on Earth's Crust (Ground) The only thing in the Atmosphere is Meteors burning up.
@@ghastly264 The probability of rolling a dice and get a six is 50/50. Either you roll a six or not.
Wdym that’s Arnold
These are the topics we need to be discussing
Facts
finding out which bread is the best is very important
Forget presidents and stuff we need to figure out is which bread is best
Screw election, what is the best bread
oh hi keith
Well now I know what bread to buy if I ever find myself in Australia, choose to switch to whitebread, and have this exact selection available.
U will have this selection available... it's the supermarket staples
@@elissap8683 Yeah it's literally the only bread that people get here :)
I will bake my own bread if ever find myself in Australia, because I am not choking down any of that garbage.
@@theuncalledfor How dare you, call it garbage
@@martian3599
It's what it is. It's not proper bread. It's mushy wheat foam. Calling it anything other than garbage is an insult to real food.
Other TH-camrs: Its so difficult to find new content.
Fairbairn films: *B R E A D*
What do you mean? I’ve waited for this video my whole life. I needed this *bread* review
@@mr.fancyappleapples4days731 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Welcome to the Bread Bank.
We sell Bread, we sell Loafs.
@RG
Uhh, can I get a baguette, and brioche (I think that's how you spell it)
I’m a breadologist: most loafs have a color coordinated tag or printed bake date. It’s usually not baked the same day unless you go to a bakery
thank you lord tachanka
Your a hero
thank you lord 😘
Thank you Lord I will not try to plant now or take your hostages
Can't wait till you get your grenade launcher and removable turret
I love how Darcy is constantly fixing the bread positions and presentations because he's thinking of the quality of the video presentation and editing in the future. Thank you, Darcy 😘
I need 'Step out of your comfort zone: buy a different white bread' on a t-shirt.
I second this notion
would buy
^^ merch?
Holy fuck i read this comment as Jaxon said it wtf
That would be a shirtz with a z dot cool, Chad needs to get on it.
why am I watching aussie lads eat aussie bread living in the hills of south asia? Love from Nepal lads
I'm from utah lol
@@luke2max when
@@tullydireen when did I ask 😂
I would like to see the look on their mom's face when she realized there are 8 kinds of bread in her kitchen, every pack is open and only 3 slices of each kind are missing.
I'm pretty sure they don't live with their mums
@@hotbarbie they do
@@hotbarbie they do
@@hotbarbie they do
they do
Lachlan-"I'm feeling a bit bloated in the stomach"- Holds heart
You do realise your stomach is in your chest area?
@@traduzido2100 lol I knew my biology teacher was wrong
@@traduzido2100 no it's not, the chest only holds the heart and lungs. The stomach is directly underneath the diaphragm which means it's in the abdomen not chest
@@traduzido2100 I fucking cackled
@@frederikaparow9671 Yep but sometimes gas builds up and puts pressure on your heart so you feel a discomfort/pain in your chest.
_Jackson’s enthusiasm is off the charts._
Jaxon*
Best part of the whole thing had me dying at the end with “ yeah step out of you’re comfort zone and try a different white bread”
I love the birds in the background. It makes the video seem more random and disorganized and it's a great vibe.
"Bread is bread, though." - Jaxon, the supposed 'professional bread reviewer'.
Jackson's a sick cant
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB shut up
bread is bread, but not all breads are equal. I bet the bread feminists are going to be triggered by this
Counter argument - "Bread is not bread, though. That is what we're here to find out."
If they put ads on this video and make money from it then technically they are actually pro bread reviewers.
2:21 “Bread’s not bread, this is what we’re deciding!” 😂
Didn’t Ireland do that to Subway?
@@Hyblup Yes! Cake sandwiches.
4:25 "It's like bread" "That is fucking bread"
@@mjf69 *4:24
Do we have some fellow Food Theorists?
This was actually a super helpful video because im trying to find an Aussie bread i like since I live here now. Baker's delight it is.
Edit: honestly, fuck going to one place for bread and having to do the rest of my shopping in another store. I bought Abbott's instead and holy fuck its good bread. I've been buying Coles basic bread for months. That dark period is over. This bread has saved me.
The white woolies bread gives me that swimming carnival sausage sizzle vibe
Same
and now i can smell the chlorine
@@thecooks1753 baha fr fr
True
Yesss
I am calling it right now. The next review video will be 'Ranking Bottled Water.'
DO IT.
that would be encroaching on reviewbrah's territory
everyone like this comment so they can review bottled water
Ted Nivison reviewing water is one of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen
There are some subtle differences
Lachlan: “It reminds me of small town Italy when Nona would bake us the bread” *looks directly at camera*
Jaxon: Helga's literally tastes like a cake that is bread flavoured.
Lol
As a worker at Bakersdelight, I'm sufficiently satisfied.
Bakers Delight is honestly the best bakery out there
@@audreydoyle5268 for sure
Yup the bread there is nice, the ones that taste like butter wow
@@audreydoyle5268 I mean the best chain bakery maybe, but plenty of local bakeries are better (and plenty that are worse)
This is so refreshing to watch, no drama, no controversies, no trouble, just two amazing and friendly blokes eating bread. Thank you guys for making original and watchable content thats family friendly and also really fun to watch.
"Bread's not bread"
The great philosophical thinkers of our time, ladies and gentlemen.
I have seen many people talk about this hot take but it is quite obvious that breads not bread you see if you were to calculate the proportions into the this philosophy when breads and bread you get a dis equal amount so you would that’s it breads is bread but that is where the dumb stump there rumps and get it all wrong breads not bread is noun so by dividing the equestrials you will get breads not bread so all the dimwits trying to say he is wrong it is quite obvious he is right
@@juicypanda677 i think i just had a stroke reading that
yeah
@@juicypanda677 😦🤣🤣🤣
Breadologist here. The question regarding bake time is complicated, while the phrase is 'baked today' the loaves can be resting or 'proving' for up to 24 hours prior to 'bake time'.
Also you need to scientifically define today. If the dough goes in at 11.50pm and comes out at 12.01am does that mean it is baked today? Or has the baking spanned over 2 days?
A lot to consider here, obviously going to uni for 22 years has qualified me for this but you too can partake in your own experiments like this by subscribing to bread facts.
Wow my guy
You probably confuse the cashier
I like to imagine that you're actual course was in Business studies and you just decided to make your own course in the dorms about bread.
Either way, you're the hero we need.
@@DrowzyDruid yep you said it
What were you doing in uni for 22 yrs?!
Thanks so much for taking the time out of your day to post this. The world needs more people like you.
1:25 This is peak mate/sibling banter. I can feel Jaxon's pride after that zinger.
"I'm getting bloated up in the tummy" *touches chest*
hi
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB Jeez dude
Hiatus hernia.
God I love your content
When you next uploading?
@@sloppysushi eventually
@@LoneHawk lmao😂
god that sounded g a y
My father did not comment
as a former bakers delight employee i feel validated thankyou boys 🙌🏻🙌🏻
I call BS if anyone says Jaxson isnt baked right now.
100% mate
Bruh he keeps sniffing... corona?
Jaxon*
@@PurgeTrooper nah his in Adelaide, hasn't been the Rona in monks
@@cranknlesdesires in monks?
“When?”
“Uhh today?”
“No...when did I ask?”
I CACKLED
Unus Annus!!!
memento mori
@@birdperson-qo5kv 🖤
I am ashamed to say that I didn't get that and I still don't. Someone please elighten me.
@@sallysings7766 hes saying that he doesnt care like "when did I ask?" like he didnt need that information. idk if I explained well or not
Jaxon looks like my grandma because of his glasses and hat with the little bit of hair poking out
he is your grandma
Me who doesn't live in Australia : Ah yes my favorite bread brands.
I think we have wonder. Has a different packaging tho (unless you don’t live in USA)
💀💀💀 bro same
@@daichisawamura20yearsago64 bro did u time travel wtf
Now you know what its like for the rest of the world when we watch LITERALLY any video 😅
feel bad for u since u don’t have bakers delight
The crossover we never knew we needed. The crossover we didn’t deserve.
This is a bread boys reference.
SON, ARE YOU REVIEWING BREAD?
the fairbain BREADS crossover!
The fact that Jaxon is wearing a new Zealand shirt makes me think he's a spy
Parents: Oh our kid is responsible, right now he's probably doing math homework
Me: *WATCHES BREAD REVIEW*
My parents: yeah, my kid is probably studying for her physics finals that are tomorrow.
Me: I have to watch this bread review.
this is way too relatable
Maths* sorry it just, mmmmmmmmn!! Aaaaaaahhgh!!
@@themadlad7051 no, it's different in the US
I should be doing homework instead I'm eating bread while watching some aussies review bread
"Helgas tastes like cake thats bread flavoured"
Now this is the level of analysis i was expecting
Jaxon: when?
Lachlan: earlier today
Jaxon: no when did I ask
Lachlan:😔😔😐
As a certified breadologist, most of that bread is probably parbaked, meaning they partially bake it and then freeze it before finishing it off in store. Some of the supermarket-brand bread is baked fresh, typically from a pre-mix.
No one asked
j
@@gdbros_35 Literally Lachlan said this would happen. I find this genuinely interesting. Shove your discontent with your own life up your malnourished a**
That is what subway does wouldn't be surprised if big commercial bread companies did that too
Hi @Jess is the supermarket baked bread any good? Or should I stick to the name brands
Lachlan's like the younger brother who wants to do everything with his siblings while Jaxon is the older one who hates everything.
Frankly Lachlan is the most chill older brother in the world. Like Jaxon keeps teasing him and he's just laughing it off. He's the kind of person who gets along with just about anyone.
0:47 that might be the most Australian bit of dialogue I have ever heard
The review that we never knew we needed. Now I wish there were more bread reviews in the world.
Jason: "It feels dry"
Lachlan: "Mine feels wet"
Me: Ah yes, after watching this in-depth review I have decided I will get this bread
Jason
Jason
Jason
Jason
Jason
If you’re wondering why Jackson is still using the why did I ask meme, as a rural Australian, for him the meme is trending right now
Jaxon*
This is the content we don't need but definitely deserve.
Aussie supermarket checkout chap here: Loaves of bread like this are defrosted the day of selling, while sourdough and tiger loaves and other stuff like that are baked the morning of trade
Whats tiger loaf
@@cend2362 it's got a cracked, deep orangey brown crust and tastes amazing
Bakers delight is made on the day of sale
Isnt tiger loaf cake?
Or is there Tiger cake and Tiger Loaf
Me: *watches 8 minutes of bread rating*
The person who has hacked my laptop and can see everything I watch: the f*ck-
Comedy gold
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 uhhh
Bro I logged myself out of your laptop when i watched this shit
Me who's gluten free watching a video on bread...
Me.......i guess,i didint even get it.
Im also free of gluten
Are you coeliac or stupid?
Im coeliac lol
and keto dieters
When you realise they didn’t wash there bread so it’s clean 😮
They're referring to a video
Its their. I'm sorry I had to.
@@legooowegooo You did good. Simple mistakes like this are happening too often.
oh. my. gosh. they. have. been. kidnapped.
@@zelty2934 yeah everybody washes their bread except for Australia. Australia is opposite from the rest of the world
This is the content we need not the one we deserve.
I genuinely enjoy these videos
Fairbairn Films: eats bread
Eveyone: great content!
"This is so dry is like eating sand" It is called a SANDwich after all.
yall's videos make me so happy you have no idea!!!!1 i've been going through a really hard time and i always get so happy when you upload
We need vegemite capacity as the main testing category. Followed by Fairy Bread quantity.
Honestly I was always afraid of traveling to Australia due to the overwhelming selection of bread. Now I can finally go down under with confidence
I'm just waiting for the day I bump into these guys while I just casually live my life in Australia
Ngl would’ve rated white bread a 10 when I was young now it’s like a 2
Growing up with exclusively whole wheat, white bread was considered a treat. Now I never eat white bread, I think it's spongy and kinda gross.
As someone who grower up with glutenfree brown seeded bread exclusively, any other bread is just beautiful, people are just so picky nowadays tho
other youtubers on Halloween: pumpkin carving, anything scary in general.
fairbairn films: BrEad REviEw
Halloween was yesterday in Australia
Halloween is considered dangerous on Australia
@@cothruth19info29 it's also not generally celebrated
Because we're Australian, not American. ;)
I like how there is no form of intro it's just immediately into the bread tasting
Lachlan is so excited about the concept of bread, while Jaxon is just there.
me at 10pm: i should go to bed
me at 3am: RaNKing EVeRy BReaD
Counting bread instead of sheep haha
Go to bread
@@JohnSmith-ds1kh oh dear
It's 12.10 and I have work tomorrow morning
@@sylvz18 i have exams.. but bread needs to be ranked
'-When in Rome? What do you mean, we are in Australia.'
Them: pff we haven't ran out of ideas
next video: ranking every bread
This variety of bread is a disappointment for every german person
Theyre eating raw toast which should certainly be a disappointment for anyone
Yeah I was waiting for the bread review, all the fucking time through the toast review.
Thumbs down.
Yeah, the whole time I was thinking: Guys, this is not bread!!!
@@TheMissileHappy it is in Australia
@@saintsfps5348 so?
oh my god you guys are the best. You are the only channel that I consistently comment on because your content is bloody fantastic keep it up guys
Thanks Lachlan and Jaxon. I was dying for a bread review before popping into Woolies or Coles
“When in Rome, do as the Romans do.” - Saint Ambrose to Saint Augustine in 4th century, and still commonly quoted or paraphrased to this day.
The more you know🌈⭐️
Billy Joel also made a song about this phrase
This video speaks to me on a level I never thought possible. Helga's is usually my go to, but now I know I need to try the Baker's Delight. Great stuff
"well when is rome"
"We are in Australia"
it's well when in Rome-
All of the dislikes are from the owners of the company’s that they didn’t like
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB ?
I love it that Lachlan is so excited about testing bread. And in the beginning Jaxon is completely unimpressed and keeps on saying that this is stupid and boring and then he starts to get excited to and the they both just act like professional bread testers.😂👌🏻
Friend: did you study for the test today
Me thinking back to watching this instead of studying: yeah no I think I’m still a bit rusty can I have your notes
why did i just watch two aussie blokes eat bread for 8 minutes and 13 seconds
Oh has it been that long already....
Because theres so many choices of bread
Because we love bread in Australia haha
I love when the professional camera man joins in lol
German people: That is not bread.
So true
It hurts soo much watching them eat that cheap shit
Ja
Oh yeah
Not only German, basically every European accept Brits I guess. This what they are eating is definietly not bread.
Imagine if every bread ranked you
exclusive in Russia only
.......👁👄👁
Guys I've searched high and low for a definitive bread ranking. And here I have found my Valhalla. Thank you gents, I can now be at peace.
This makes me wish we sasquatches had bread out here in the woods
I can get you some
Lol
what do you call an extinct species of hairy apmen?
SCP-1000, but wasquatches too.
😎🔫 sorry.
Lmao wasquatches, that's what you call a dead sasquatch
Me, a german: So where is the bread, all you got is toast.
Huh?
@@vex6517 that shit aint bread, if you were european youd know...thats toast bread
@@elysiumf1634 what
@@rhiannonm6022 I’m Aussie European, the _”proper”_ bread is one you get at a bakery that’s in a paper bag , it’s fresh and usually it’s round. I’m pretty sure that’s what they mean..... I hope
@@Sakura-xb1qiahhh I'm British and I have both breads. Can't believe my brain blanked like that
Love seeing Lachlan so excited about bread
Thanks, this is so helpful! Especially because none of these breads are available in my country🤩😂!
I can't be the only one who thinks jaxon is off his face in this
*jaxon
PlasticTub what??
I love how Lachlan was serious about the bread tasting and then Darcy and Jackson were just throwing it up in the air..
"Do you think it's too moist or not moist enough" - Lachlan Fairbairn in what is *definitely* a bread review.
People in 1970: "In the future, we will have flying cars"
People in 2020:
Lachlan: trying to give an actual review
Jaxon: its all bread
Banana bread is where it’s at.
Edit: actually, that Italian Herbs & Cheese shit from Subway.
Edit 2: forgot about garlic bread, easily S tier.
Edit 3: fairy bread.
Edit 4: Sourdough bread
@@carolsmith5689 i love sourdough but dont breath while taking a bite it smells like shit
@@carolsmith5689 Edit 5: actually that jalapeño sourdough bread 👍🏻
edit 6: banana bread
what abt that Cheesecake factory brown bread? 👌👌👌
Baker’s delight???
LACHLAN’S DELIGHT!!!
I don’t know about the other stuff on TH-cam but this, this I can watch.
1970: in 50 years we will have flying cars
2020: reviewing bread
This is the reason I pay for internet
same
but i don’t pay
@YOUR NAME i think not
"You know when you eat bread at a pub?"
"Woht?"
"Disgusting! no MSG"
-Uncle Roger
Lol
😬
Haiyyyaaaaaa
Yeaaah salt on crack taste better than regular salt🥵
Hmmm
Finally, you're fulfilling your duties as TH-camrs. Revealing the final bread ranking list. I pity the people who don't ever see this video
As an Australian, thank you for doing this because now i know where to buy bread from
*reviews literal bread*
Jaxon: we can't just do mainstream reviewing
Bruh.
I'm so glad Baker's Delight bread finally got the attention it deserves. That shit is so good.