I would like to see the look on their mom's face when she realized there are 8 kinds of bread in her kitchen, every pack is open and only 3 slices of each kind are missing.
did you ever notice that their videos are not edited at all? like, darcy puts the clips together and makes the cuts and stuff but other youtubers always add some effects or memes or something like that. these two are interesting enough that i just sit here and watch them eat bread for 8 minutes straight. that's phenomenal
they also talk normal with swearing and all and they don't even try to look nice (like clothes or maybe makeup and hair) … it's kinda refreshing actually :) just three dudes from australia doing fun/weird stuff on their farm… and they're hilarious:D
Joke on you. I am a nerd of Space and Astronomy. Including the Atmosphere. Darcy is not in the Atmosphere, he is on Earth's Crust (Ground) The only thing in the Atmosphere is Meteors burning up.
I love how Darcy is constantly fixing the bread positions and presentations because he's thinking of the quality of the video presentation and editing in the future. Thank you, Darcy 😘
This was actually a super helpful video because im trying to find an Aussie bread i like since I live here now. Baker's delight it is. Edit: honestly, fuck going to one place for bread and having to do the rest of my shopping in another store. I bought Abbott's instead and holy fuck its good bread. I've been buying Coles basic bread for months. That dark period is over. This bread has saved me.
Frankly Lachlan is the most chill older brother in the world. Like Jaxon keeps teasing him and he's just laughing it off. He's the kind of person who gets along with just about anyone.
@@traduzido2100 no it's not, the chest only holds the heart and lungs. The stomach is directly underneath the diaphragm which means it's in the abdomen not chest
This is so refreshing to watch, no drama, no controversies, no trouble, just two amazing and friendly blokes eating bread. Thank you guys for making original and watchable content thats family friendly and also really fun to watch.
I have seen many people talk about this hot take but it is quite obvious that breads not bread you see if you were to calculate the proportions into the this philosophy when breads and bread you get a dis equal amount so you would that’s it breads is bread but that is where the dumb stump there rumps and get it all wrong breads not bread is noun so by dividing the equestrials you will get breads not bread so all the dimwits trying to say he is wrong it is quite obvious he is right
Breadologist here. The question regarding bake time is complicated, while the phrase is 'baked today' the loaves can be resting or 'proving' for up to 24 hours prior to 'bake time'. Also you need to scientifically define today. If the dough goes in at 11.50pm and comes out at 12.01am does that mean it is baked today? Or has the baking spanned over 2 days? A lot to consider here, obviously going to uni for 22 years has qualified me for this but you too can partake in your own experiments like this by subscribing to bread facts.
I like to imagine that you're actual course was in Business studies and you just decided to make your own course in the dorms about bread. Either way, you're the hero we need.
And I thought I have seen TH-camrs run out of ideas :P And then this video just got posted :D 10/10 didn't know bread reviews could be that fun to watch haha
This video speaks to me on a level I never thought possible. Helga's is usually my go to, but now I know I need to try the Baker's Delight. Great stuff
This is your best video yet, I fucking love this. Also most breads that say baked today, were half baked, they get half cooked and then shipped to supermarkets where they finish being baked. (At least this is what I have heard from "reliable" sources)
As a certified breadologist, most of that bread is probably parbaked, meaning they partially bake it and then freeze it before finishing it off in store. Some of the supermarket-brand bread is baked fresh, typically from a pre-mix.
@@gdbros_35 Literally Lachlan said this would happen. I find this genuinely interesting. Shove your discontent with your own life up your malnourished a**
I love it that Lachlan is so excited about testing bread. And in the beginning Jaxon is completely unimpressed and keeps on saying that this is stupid and boring and then he starts to get excited to and the they both just act like professional bread testers.😂👌🏻
Ja man, was is mit allen Broten, die nicht weiß sind wie ne scheiß weiße Wandtapete, nach mehr schmecken als Sand und die nicht auseinanderfallen sobald man irgendwas draufschmiert yeah, what about breads that aren’t white like a fucking canvas, that taste like more than sand and that don’t rip apart when you try to smear something on em...
Aussie supermarket checkout chap here: Loaves of bread like this are defrosted the day of selling, while sourdough and tiger loaves and other stuff like that are baked the morning of trade
As a breadologist, I have no idea what they do in Aussie land, but I can assure you, none of the bread we in the US buy in packages like that is less than 2 days old. If you get it directly from a bakery, then it's fresh, but if you get the big brands like wonder or whatever from your local grocery store, it's gonna be days old at least. Literally, the best bread I've ever eaten was fresh bread from the local bakery in Tonga. I could eat a half loaf without ANYTHING on it lol
Friend: did you study for the test today Me thinking back to watching this instead of studying: yeah no I think I’m still a bit rusty can I have your notes
@@rhiannonm6022 I’m Aussie European, the _”proper”_ bread is one you get at a bakery that’s in a paper bag , it’s fresh and usually it’s round. I’m pretty sure that’s what they mean..... I hope
Follow us on gram @lachlanfairbairn or @jaxonfairbairn - only one, you must decide
HI
Stop eating the shit white bread get some proper stuff.
why the comment is just 3 person
it was just for the video PartisanSheep78. you dont know if they eat white bread in every meal
th-cam.com/channels/gvMdBb4jveeC_HXuj6mY3Q.html
Teacher: “No eating in class”
The kids at the back of the classroom:
lol
This comment is actual gold
@@hubertjay3980 its as good as bakers delight bread
im dead
Lol
Fairbairn films:
-Washing bread
- Ranking bread
- Using bread as currency
But when making bread?
Making stuff out of bread
Thats illegal
You don't "make" bread, you idiot. Bread grows on bread trees.
Sheesh, what are they teaching kids these days?
They need to be at least 18 y'o to be able to do that
@@ethanh6370 bread comes out of the ground. It's made from grass
I would like to see the look on their mom's face when she realized there are 8 kinds of bread in her kitchen, every pack is open and only 3 slices of each kind are missing.
I'm pretty sure they don't live with their mums
@@hotbarbie they do
@@hotbarbie they do
@@hotbarbie they do
they do
did you ever notice that their videos are not edited at all? like, darcy puts the clips together and makes the cuts and stuff but other youtubers always add some effects or memes or something like that. these two are interesting enough that i just sit here and watch them eat bread for 8 minutes straight. that's phenomenal
they also talk normal with swearing and all and they don't even try to look nice (like clothes or maybe makeup and hair)
… it's kinda refreshing actually :)
just three dudes from australia doing fun/weird stuff on their farm… and they're hilarious:D
@@yukinofairytail7137 i totally agree !! :D
Putting clips together and cutting them is editing.
@@neilbanks2908 shut up you dont have The right to an opinion
@@yukinofairytail7137 but lochlan's hair is always 10/10
Love that Darcy is just there. He's not really in the video but his lingering presence really adds to the atmosphere
A m b i a n c e
Totally agree. It's as if they were talking to the director o cameraman behind the scenes. Love that stuff.
Joke on you. I am a nerd of Space and Astronomy. Including the Atmosphere. Darcy is not in the Atmosphere, he is on Earth's Crust (Ground) The only thing in the Atmosphere is Meteors burning up.
@@ghastly264 The probability of rolling a dice and get a six is 50/50. Either you roll a six or not.
Wdym that’s Arnold
Other TH-camrs: Its so difficult to find new content.
Fairbairn films: *B R E A D*
What do you mean? I’ve waited for this video my whole life. I needed this *bread* review
@@mr.fancyappleapples4days731 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Welcome to the Bread Bank.
We sell Bread, we sell Loafs.
@RG
Uhh, can I get a baguette, and brioche (I think that's how you spell it)
Well now I know what bread to buy if I ever find myself in Australia, choose to switch to whitebread, and have this exact selection available.
U will have this selection available... it's the supermarket staples
@@elissap8683 Yeah it's literally the only bread that people get here :)
I will bake my own bread if ever find myself in Australia, because I am not choking down any of that garbage.
@@theuncalledfor How dare you, call it garbage
@@martian3599
It's what it is. It's not proper bread. It's mushy wheat foam. Calling it anything other than garbage is an insult to real food.
I love how Darcy is constantly fixing the bread positions and presentations because he's thinking of the quality of the video presentation and editing in the future. Thank you, Darcy 😘
These are the topics we need to be discussing
Facts
finding out which bread is the best is very important
Forget presidents and stuff we need to figure out is which bread is best
Screw election, what is the best bread
oh hi keith
I need 'Step out of your comfort zone: buy a different white bread' on a t-shirt.
I second this notion
would buy
^^ merch?
Holy fuck i read this comment as Jaxon said it wtf
That would be a shirtz with a z dot cool, Chad needs to get on it.
Lachlan: “It reminds me of small town Italy when Nona would bake us the bread” *looks directly at camera*
I love the birds in the background. It makes the video seem more random and disorganized and it's a great vibe.
I’m a breadologist: most loafs have a color coordinated tag or printed bake date. It’s usually not baked the same day unless you go to a bakery
thank you lord tachanka
Your a hero
thank you lord 😘
Thank you Lord I will not try to plant now or take your hostages
Can't wait till you get your grenade launcher and removable turret
"Bread is bread, though." - Jaxon, the supposed 'professional bread reviewer'.
Jackson's a sick cant
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB shut up
bread is bread, but not all breads are equal. I bet the bread feminists are going to be triggered by this
Counter argument - "Bread is not bread, though. That is what we're here to find out."
If they put ads on this video and make money from it then technically they are actually pro bread reviewers.
This was actually a super helpful video because im trying to find an Aussie bread i like since I live here now. Baker's delight it is.
Edit: honestly, fuck going to one place for bread and having to do the rest of my shopping in another store. I bought Abbott's instead and holy fuck its good bread. I've been buying Coles basic bread for months. That dark period is over. This bread has saved me.
The fact that Jaxon is wearing a new Zealand shirt makes me think he's a spy
why am I watching aussie lads eat aussie bread living in the hills of south asia? Love from Nepal lads
I'm from utah lol
@@luke2max when
@@tullydireen when did I ask 😂
I am calling it right now. The next review video will be 'Ranking Bottled Water.'
DO IT.
that would be encroaching on reviewbrah's territory
everyone like this comment so they can review bottled water
Ted Nivison reviewing water is one of the funniest youtube videos I've ever seen
There are some subtle differences
Lachlan's like the younger brother who wants to do everything with his siblings while Jaxon is the older one who hates everything.
Frankly Lachlan is the most chill older brother in the world. Like Jaxon keeps teasing him and he's just laughing it off. He's the kind of person who gets along with just about anyone.
Jaxon looks like my grandma because of his glasses and hat with the little bit of hair poking out
he is your grandma
"I'm getting bloated up in the tummy" *touches chest*
hi
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB Jeez dude
Hiatus hernia.
2:21 “Bread’s not bread, this is what we’re deciding!” 😂
Didn’t Ireland do that to Subway?
@@Hyblup Yes! Cake sandwiches.
4:25 "It's like bread" "That is fucking bread"
@@mjf69 *4:24
Do we have some fellow Food Theorists?
1:25 This is peak mate/sibling banter. I can feel Jaxon's pride after that zinger.
'-When in Rome? What do you mean, we are in Australia.'
Lachlan-"I'm feeling a bit bloated in the stomach"- Holds heart
You do realise your stomach is in your chest area?
@@traduzido2100 lol I knew my biology teacher was wrong
@@traduzido2100 no it's not, the chest only holds the heart and lungs. The stomach is directly underneath the diaphragm which means it's in the abdomen not chest
@@traduzido2100 I fucking cackled
@@frederikaparow9671 Yep but sometimes gas builds up and puts pressure on your heart so you feel a discomfort/pain in your chest.
The white woolies bread gives me that swimming carnival sausage sizzle vibe
Same
and now i can smell the chlorine
@@thecooks1753 baha fr fr
True
Yesss
as a former bakers delight employee i feel validated thankyou boys 🙌🏻🙌🏻
yall's videos make me so happy you have no idea!!!!1 i've been going through a really hard time and i always get so happy when you upload
“When?”
“Uhh today?”
“No...when did I ask?”
I CACKLED
Unus Annus!!!
memento mori
@@birdperson-qo5kv 🖤
I am ashamed to say that I didn't get that and I still don't. Someone please elighten me.
@@sallysings7766 hes saying that he doesnt care like "when did I ask?" like he didnt need that information. idk if I explained well or not
_Jackson’s enthusiasm is off the charts._
Jaxon*
Best part of the whole thing had me dying at the end with “ yeah step out of you’re comfort zone and try a different white bread”
This is so refreshing to watch, no drama, no controversies, no trouble, just two amazing and friendly blokes eating bread. Thank you guys for making original and watchable content thats family friendly and also really fun to watch.
I'm just waiting for the day I bump into these guys while I just casually live my life in Australia
"Bread's not bread"
The great philosophical thinkers of our time, ladies and gentlemen.
I have seen many people talk about this hot take but it is quite obvious that breads not bread you see if you were to calculate the proportions into the this philosophy when breads and bread you get a dis equal amount so you would that’s it breads is bread but that is where the dumb stump there rumps and get it all wrong breads not bread is noun so by dividing the equestrials you will get breads not bread so all the dimwits trying to say he is wrong it is quite obvious he is right
@@juicypanda677 i think i just had a stroke reading that
yeah
@@juicypanda677 😦🤣🤣🤣
Me who doesn't live in Australia : Ah yes my favorite bread brands.
I think we have wonder. Has a different packaging tho (unless you don’t live in USA)
💀💀💀 bro same
@@daichisawamura20yearsago64 bro did u time travel wtf
Now you know what its like for the rest of the world when we watch LITERALLY any video 😅
feel bad for u since u don’t have bakers delight
oh my god you guys are the best. You are the only channel that I consistently comment on because your content is bloody fantastic keep it up guys
Me who's gluten free watching a video on bread...
Me.......i guess,i didint even get it.
Im also free of gluten
Are you coeliac or stupid?
Im coeliac lol
and keto dieters
Parents: Oh our kid is responsible, right now he's probably doing math homework
Me: *WATCHES BREAD REVIEW*
My parents: yeah, my kid is probably studying for her physics finals that are tomorrow.
Me: I have to watch this bread review.
this is way too relatable
Maths* sorry it just, mmmmmmmmn!! Aaaaaaahhgh!!
@@themadlad7051 no, it's different in the US
I should be doing homework instead I'm eating bread while watching some aussies review bread
Jaxon: Helga's literally tastes like a cake that is bread flavoured.
Lol
This is probably one of the most exquisite reviews I’ve ever laid my eyes on
This is the content we don't need but definitely deserve.
I call BS if anyone says Jaxson isnt baked right now.
100% mate
Bruh he keeps sniffing... corona?
Jaxon*
@@PurgeTrooper nah his in Adelaide, hasn't been the Rona in monks
@@cranknlesdesires in monks?
Breadologist here. The question regarding bake time is complicated, while the phrase is 'baked today' the loaves can be resting or 'proving' for up to 24 hours prior to 'bake time'.
Also you need to scientifically define today. If the dough goes in at 11.50pm and comes out at 12.01am does that mean it is baked today? Or has the baking spanned over 2 days?
A lot to consider here, obviously going to uni for 22 years has qualified me for this but you too can partake in your own experiments like this by subscribing to bread facts.
Wow my guy
You probably confuse the cashier
I like to imagine that you're actual course was in Business studies and you just decided to make your own course in the dorms about bread.
Either way, you're the hero we need.
@@DrowzyDruid yep you said it
What were you doing in uni for 22 yrs?!
Thanks so much for taking the time out of your day to post this. The world needs more people like you.
I love when the professional camera man joins in lol
The review that we never knew we needed. Now I wish there were more bread reviews in the world.
As a worker at Bakersdelight, I'm sufficiently satisfied.
Bakers Delight is honestly the best bakery out there
@@audreydoyle5268 for sure
Yup the bread there is nice, the ones that taste like butter wow
@@audreydoyle5268 I mean the best chain bakery maybe, but plenty of local bakeries are better (and plenty that are worse)
Jaxon: when?
Lachlan: earlier today
Jaxon: no when did I ask
Lachlan:😔😔😐
I genuinely enjoy these videos
And I thought I have seen TH-camrs run out of ideas :P And then this video just got posted :D 10/10 didn't know bread reviews could be that fun to watch haha
The crossover we never knew we needed. The crossover we didn’t deserve.
This is a bread boys reference.
SON, ARE YOU REVIEWING BREAD?
the fairbain BREADS crossover!
God I love your content
When you next uploading?
@@sloppysushi eventually
@@LoneHawk lmao😂
god that sounded g a y
My father did not comment
This video speaks to me on a level I never thought possible. Helga's is usually my go to, but now I know I need to try the Baker's Delight. Great stuff
"You know when you eat bread at a pub?"
"Woht?"
"well when is rome"
"We are in Australia"
it's well when in Rome-
"Helgas tastes like cake thats bread flavoured"
Now this is the level of analysis i was expecting
This is the content that worth our subscribe, you guys! 😂😂😂 Goood on ya, mate!
This is your best video yet, I fucking love this.
Also most breads that say baked today, were half baked, they get half cooked and then shipped to supermarkets where they finish being baked. (At least this is what I have heard from "reliable" sources)
"This is so dry is like eating sand" It is called a SANDwich after all.
Jason: "It feels dry"
Lachlan: "Mine feels wet"
Me: Ah yes, after watching this in-depth review I have decided I will get this bread
Jason
Jason
Jason
Jason
Jason
Well I just spent 8 minutes watching Australians eat bread.
I love how Lachlan was serious about the bread tasting and then Darcy and Jackson were just throwing it up in the air..
Me: *watches 8 minutes of bread rating*
The person who has hacked my laptop and can see everything I watch: the f*ck-
Comedy gold
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 uhhh
Bro I logged myself out of your laptop when i watched this shit
When you realise they didn’t wash there bread so it’s clean 😮
They're referring to a video
Its their. I'm sorry I had to.
@@legooowegooo You did good. Simple mistakes like this are happening too often.
oh. my. gosh. they. have. been. kidnapped.
@@zelty2934 yeah everybody washes their bread except for Australia. Australia is opposite from the rest of the world
loved this video !! make it a series !!!!!!!!!
This is the most relevant review I've ever watched! Gonna try some bakers delight soon.
me at 10pm: i should go to bed
me at 3am: RaNKing EVeRy BReaD
Counting bread instead of sheep haha
Go to bread
@@JohnSmith-ds1kh oh dear
It's 12.10 and I have work tomorrow morning
@@sylvz18 i have exams.. but bread needs to be ranked
As a certified breadologist, most of that bread is probably parbaked, meaning they partially bake it and then freeze it before finishing it off in store. Some of the supermarket-brand bread is baked fresh, typically from a pre-mix.
No one asked
j
@@gdbros_35 Literally Lachlan said this would happen. I find this genuinely interesting. Shove your discontent with your own life up your malnourished a**
That is what subway does wouldn't be surprised if big commercial bread companies did that too
Hi @Jess is the supermarket baked bread any good? Or should I stick to the name brands
I love it that Lachlan is so excited about testing bread. And in the beginning Jaxon is completely unimpressed and keeps on saying that this is stupid and boring and then he starts to get excited to and the they both just act like professional bread testers.😂👌🏻
I like how there is no form of intro it's just immediately into the bread tasting
If you’re wondering why Jackson is still using the why did I ask meme, as a rural Australian, for him the meme is trending right now
Jaxon*
- Bread review
- Show different "breads"
- *Sad German noises*
they really said "every bread" and only reviewed the most boring kind of bread 😐 what about PUMPERNICKEL
Ja man, was is mit allen Broten, die nicht weiß sind wie ne scheiß weiße Wandtapete, nach mehr schmecken als Sand und die nicht auseinanderfallen sobald man irgendwas draufschmiert
yeah, what about breads that aren’t white like a fucking canvas, that taste like more than sand and that don’t rip apart when you try to smear something on em...
Es ist einfach alles nur fucking Toastbrot😂
it's less bread, it's more *TOAST*
Northern Europe agrees in general.
That's the kind of quality content I subscribed for
This is brilliant. Love it ❤❤❤
Fairbairn Films: eats bread
Eveyone: great content!
Aussie supermarket checkout chap here: Loaves of bread like this are defrosted the day of selling, while sourdough and tiger loaves and other stuff like that are baked the morning of trade
Whats tiger loaf
@@cend2362 it's got a cracked, deep orangey brown crust and tastes amazing
Bakers delight is made on the day of sale
Isnt tiger loaf cake?
Or is there Tiger cake and Tiger Loaf
Amazed that you reviewed all six breads in Australia, good on ya!
Thank you for this extremely informative review
Lachlan is so excited about the concept of bread, while Jaxon is just there.
other youtubers on Halloween: pumpkin carving, anything scary in general.
fairbairn films: BrEad REviEw
Halloween was yesterday in Australia
Halloween is considered dangerous on Australia
@@cothruth19info29 it's also not generally celebrated
Because we're Australian, not American. ;)
Jaxon's confusion at the beginning already had me crackin' up 😂
I love how agitated Jackson is the whole time.
He was on his period.
0:47 that might be the most Australian bit of dialogue I have ever heard
This variety of bread is a disappointment for every german person
Theyre eating raw toast which should certainly be a disappointment for anyone
Yeah I was waiting for the bread review, all the fucking time through the toast review.
Thumbs down.
Yeah, the whole time I was thinking: Guys, this is not bread!!!
@@TheMissileHappy it is in Australia
@@saintsfps5348 so?
Heres a challenge: Take a Shot Every Time They say Bread
take a slice every time they say bread
This is quality content, keep it up
1970: in 50 years we will have flying cars
2020: reviewing bread
why did i just watch two aussie blokes eat bread for 8 minutes and 13 seconds
Oh has it been that long already....
Because theres so many choices of bread
Because we love bread in Australia haha
As a breadologist, I have no idea what they do in Aussie land, but I can assure you, none of the bread we in the US buy in packages like that is less than 2 days old. If you get it directly from a bakery, then it's fresh, but if you get the big brands like wonder or whatever from your local grocery store, it's gonna be days old at least.
Literally, the best bread I've ever eaten was fresh bread from the local bakery in Tonga. I could eat a half loaf without ANYTHING on it lol
finally were getting the hard truths over these things. really getting down to brass tacks on this channel. really kicking the ballistics here.
Friend: did you study for the test today
Me thinking back to watching this instead of studying: yeah no I think I’m still a bit rusty can I have your notes
German people: That is not bread.
So true
It hurts soo much watching them eat that cheap shit
Ja
Oh yeah
Not only German, basically every European accept Brits I guess. This what they are eating is definietly not bread.
Love seeing Lachlan so excited about bread
Jaxon leaving all the edges and half eaten slices on his plate makes me anxious.
Me, a german: So where is the bread, all you got is toast.
Huh?
@@vex6517 that shit aint bread, if you were european youd know...thats toast bread
@@elysiumf1634 what
@@rhiannonm6022 I’m Aussie European, the _”proper”_ bread is one you get at a bakery that’s in a paper bag , it’s fresh and usually it’s round. I’m pretty sure that’s what they mean..... I hope
@@Sakura-xb1qiahhh I'm British and I have both breads. Can't believe my brain blanked like that
Ngl would’ve rated white bread a 10 when I was young now it’s like a 2
Growing up with exclusively whole wheat, white bread was considered a treat. Now I never eat white bread, I think it's spongy and kinda gross.
As someone who grower up with glutenfree brown seeded bread exclusively, any other bread is just beautiful, people are just so picky nowadays tho
Thanks guys, now I'll know which bread to get when I move to Aussie next year.
Guys I've searched high and low for a definitive bread ranking. And here I have found my Valhalla. Thank you gents, I can now be at peace.
Them: pff we haven't ran out of ideas
next video: ranking every bread
This is the content we need not the one we deserve.
This is what I want to see on a Monday morning, hell yeah