Dropping change in a store is the most awkward scenario because you look CRAZY if you just leave it (like you’re just littering copper and nickel all over Barnes & Nobel) but if you do pick it up you have to crawl on the floor like a desperate street urchin hurriedly scraping up the thruppence a rich man in a top hat just threw at your feet while telling you to go about your begging on some other merchant’s door step
@@presentfuture7563 I read all of Charles dickens work after seeing this comment just so I could feel as smart as you. I will surpass you, you hear me?! I will study all literature, all history, and ALL SCIENCE! Just so you will never defeat me again Mr. Future.
"Kelsey wanted two shallots. But he buys two five pound bags of onions." Literally my dad every time my mom sends him to the store. Always gets the wrong thing, but he tries to compensate by getting A LOT of it.
I saw some article where a woman sent her husband to the store with a printed out list. This list not only included PHOTOS of the item but also the exact aisle. At that point, she probably could have just gone herself and saved time. Also, why tf are so many men so freaking helpless. Like, how can you not know how to grocery shop. My best guess is that they could do it but purposely fail until they’re no longer trusted with the simple task.
@@nenamichelle if I asked you to go get 7 quarts of full synthetic high mileage 5w20 and a fram oil filter that fits, would you be able to get the exact items?
@@suzabakingbaked7975 Why wouldn’t she be able to? If given a list of items to purchase and the items are unknown you ask questions, ask for help, and educate yourself. Weaponized incompetence isn’t cute on anyone. If it were me, I’d change my own oil because it’s important to learn as much as I can to manage on my own. And say, for some reason, I never wanted to change my own oil but my husband really enjoyed working on cars. I would learn along side him because, in a partnership, it is healthy to understand your SO’s interests. This isn’t about some silly request. At the end she breaks up with him when we find that he isn’t interested in what she wants or needs. It is exhausting to parent someone who should be a partner.
That's my dad too. He's about to be 80 but has only been to the grocery store about a dozen times, and each time he's gotten the wrong things on the list but does just fine with buying his own snacks. Then my mom yells at him for buying junk food. He also suffers from crippling refrigerator blindness. Evidently only my mother and I are able to see the things in the fridge.
I see them, I dont understand still, but I can read labels and a list, so I must be above average :P And yes, I make lists exactly because I am forgetful.
Shallots are awesome onions. If you watch enough egg fried rice videos, only the ones with shallots are Uncle Roger approved. Also needed for the sauce for chateaubriand.
My favorite line is :"Matt is so great at doing things he likes... but getting something for me without me being there is a lot for him to handle". SNL nailed it with this sketch.
@@georginachiarotti5800 Y'all don't appreciate anything. Matt asked for Nightwing in Sephora. He was obviously trying to get her the best. He should've got you an Azrael.
@@offloc1141 Oh look everybody, its the trump-loving incel here to tell us why a liberal woman can't be funny before he goes off to retweet some Marjorie Taylor Greene posts. And before you predictably fire off with the "wow, that's a lot of assumptions." No. It really isn't. Everyone knows the exact type of pathetic asswipe who frequents SNL videos to tell everybody how unfunny they are. It's you. You're lame. Get more out of life sometime, you sorry douche bag. You might even find a friend you're clearly in desperate need of.
Only 8+ over here (because I dumped the first one and tried to draw a different card) and they’re all the same. Just big children who somehow earn more than me… I hate everything.
They really did their homework! From the crying, snacks, and spilling groceries.. I love this show so much, and this was a fantastic adult adaptation that hit just right 🤣🙌🏾
If this sketch is actually relatable to you, then you have horrible taste in men. I realize that "men are all stupid and useless, they're just like toddlers" is a narrative SNL loves to push, but I didn't think something this absurd would apply to actual humans. You need to make better choices.
This sketch is well done and also a sad commentary on modernity and how men with some level of privilege are treated. It does remind me of The Peter Pan Syndrome (young men who don’t want to grow up and take on responsibility), and also stories I have read about Italian (sure it happens in other cultures) Maminos, where young men are waited on by their mothers (feeding them, cleaning their clothes, etc.) creating a co-dependent relationship. I’m sure there are many reasons why young women put up with immature and dysfunctional men (money, family pressure, social pressure, fear of being alone), but if you have watched this and can relate, it’s a good reminder to establish boundaries and expectations early in a relationship otherwise these behaviours and their consequences will become part of your relationship with long term boyfriends, who can become husbands of 20 years. Of course men who are functional, have money/a career, and know how to take care of themselves and live independently, may question why they need a long term girlfriend or a wife as seen in the Seinfeld sitcom, so there is the dilemma.
@@JsYTA usually the breakaway productions and commercials etc. are good. You can usually be assured that those will be funny. The live skits have gone down in general though 😥. They are outdated, bland, ambiguous (not current or trending) .Use to be the cold opens were the best of the live skits, but they are notanymore. They are not current or beating with how people are feeling. Weekend update is usually always good...however the guest spots are rarely good on it. In fact I get disappointed as they are usually kinda dumb. Only Colin and Che are good in those. I always look forward to these produced skits though because a lot of thought went into them. When you look back these last years...they are usually the best. I also like the Please Don't skits. They are fresh and innovative.
@@stevemcalphabet2282 yes. Brilliant writing. Clever. And I hate to say it...very true for those types of men. Spot on. Since a know a few of these types of guys...it was so authentic. I hope these writers are used more because this was brilliant. I wonder if the same folks wrote the Gummy bear skit and the crazy girl quaranteen skit. Those were brilliant too.
Did people forget that she was literally the lead actress on a comedy tv show as a sarcastic character with dry humour for 5 whole years as a teen? This is right up her alley
I'm 65 and do the same thing to my Mom. I pull on her sleeve and point to something I want...cookies, candy, etc. She just shakes her head no until the next thing. 🤣
The best thing of all is the pitch-perfect conversation shared by the two long-term boyfriends: the authentic childhood syntax and delivery is so perfectly crafted!!!
This is the type of role Mikey is perfect at. I laughed when he had to be told to stop staring at Ana de Armas. Also laughed at the bad fake photo of Mikey and Selena.
@@SS-gx7tg I thought this skit was cringe worthy. Can you imagine the blow back if roles were reversed where the girl friend was portrayed as really mentally deficient going to Autozone to pick up parts and tools to do a brake job and install an oxisensor on her own car. "Don't worry honey cutting and burning your hands is part of it". Soooo making fun of the mentally deficient is funny...not cool. If the guy is such a loser, what does that say about the girl friend. I could go on and on but one final comment. My wife doesn't believe me but I, (and I suspect most guys) can see an attractive person without all the expensive cosmetics and $600 haircut.
I went back in the video because I thought he might've switched bags with the other longterm boyfriend on an errand for an expensive cream but that was an all white bag so nope lol
“And after stopping to get himself a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich even though he ate an hour ago, Matt’s on his way to the market!” Priceless!!! Hahaha… Sometimes shopping will do that to you.
@@annt2136That was a lot to read. I really don't think that sandwich joke was that complicated. Selena's character just pointed out that Mikey's character is good at doing complicated tasks that take plenty of patience and persistence, like DraftKings (which involves a lot of statistics and mathematics) or adult Legos (which can take countless hours), but that he can't (won't, let's be honest) do anything for her without her being there for him. And sure enough, he can't get a simple thing at Sephora, but he can get himself a breakfast sandwich just fine because he wants one and cares about his wants, while he doesn't care about his girlfriend's wants and needs. It's a sketch that makes fun of weaponized incompetence among many long-term partners who seem to become weirdly competent whenever they decide to do something they care about doing. I really don't think the joke was that some people want to eat again after shopping.
@@mbvglider is your name really Karen? Cause I fell like it’s Karen. I find this sketch more hysterical now. I appreciate the writers and creators brilliant! Love you!!!
@@OldManLuffy umm that's more to do with the writing rather than Sel's acting. this person is obviously praising Selena's comedic timing and delivery which despite 2-3 sketches being mediocre, still managed to shine through. but overall this episode was great and had some great writing too
Totally relatable. If you don't faint for the overwhelming smell, you get dizzy trying to sort out colours, scents, sizes, prices, and even practical uses of products.
@@davidbeppler3032 maybe. But the boyfriend I replaced him with knows how to find a lot of things he didn't, so I'm pretty sure it was just him. Thanks for checking!
@@augustjsb toddlers 9 being the oldest I think. You have to remember Japan is very different from the USA though before you judge. The kids never go too far, the entire neighborhood usually looks out for them, the crime rate is different in Japan, and it's apparently a big childhood tradition in Japan to go on an errand all by yourself as a toddler.
@@augustjsb yep, real show and also the children are being trailed by camera crews always who you can see occasionally intervene. Safety definitely prioritized
I felt that Sephora part to my core. Going in there without my lady is overwhelming until one of the attendants see you looking like a lost puppy and come help you with the items you are there to retrieve. It is humbling…and also to checkout with 4 things that total over $100 is equally impressive.
I hope you went in there of your own accord because I’m sorry but any woman who’d send there man to Sephora for her is ridiculous. For multiple reasons.
LOL 😆 me too! I ask for their girlfriend/wife's size and they look at me like I just asked them to calculate the diameter of the sun divided by the radius of the moon. The number of petite who have to exchange their XXL shirts is so fun. This usually happens right after Mother’s Day, Valentine's Day, and Christmas.
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 You're certainly a good scout. I would make him buy me loads of feminine products in retaliation, whether I needed them or not. 🤣
Sephora is horrific. I wouldn't want to try to shop there either. There's so much crap. I'm betting they have an ass of moisturizers and finding the exact one would be like trying to find something to watch while you eat before your food gets cold.
"I asked him to bring home an eyeliner pencil and two shallots. He brings home ten pounds of onions and a blush pallet for African-American women, so..." 😄😄
@@mydogeatspuke, Re: _"...forgot how to do anything for herself..."_ That wasn't the point. The goal was to get boyfriend to do something for someone else by himself.
Worked in pharmacy. Amazing the number of dads who walk out with an empty bag and drive home after being told to wait while we mix their child's antibiotic. Never fun having to deal with the "My husband is an idiot, can you guys keep the pharmacy open for an extra 15mins?" Phone calls we'd get if we couldn't race out to the parking lot fast enough to hand him the bottle before he peeled out.
@@pcbassoon3892Noooooo, wait huh???? 🤦🏾♀️ "leaving with an empty bag" meaning HE LEFT/ THEY LEAVE without any of the items that they went THERE TO GET. "THEY LEFT WITHOUT GETTING WHAT THEY NEEDED"
@@pashadyne It's not like you can only get pregnant in the day time and besides woman aren't even fertile every day of the month. Not to mention there's a thing called contraceptive.
Nice, grab another popularized saying from a book or online? Truth is, the guy just doesn't care about the type of dish soap, YOU DO, go buy it. Men need little, women need a lot. I mean what is this thing always asking men to do things for you. Men rarely ask for anything, except to be left in peace. Dump him or shut up.
I'm a woman, but I know almost nothing about makeup. If someone were to send me to get that, I'd go to CVS and buy the first black eyeliner within my grasp.
I used to work at The Sports Authority in Chicago when I was in college and a guy came in and dead seriously asked me where the sporting goods were. I stared at him for a couple of seconds cause I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. He wasn’t. He was actually looking for rollerblade laces. People are freakin weird.
@@gocubsgo2562 I worked at an ice cream parlor. A dude in a really nice Audi rocked up, jumped out, and rushed over to me. I'm standing in front of the glass display of the scoopable ice creams (we also had freezerfuls of pints and half gallons). Out of breath, he goes "Do you sell ice cream?" I literally didn't know what to say. Anything I said would have come off as rude or condescending. I ended up saying, "Yes, we only sell ice cream." While sweeping my arm around me. He got flustered and literally ran out. I am still baffled to this day. (Oh, btw, this ice cream place is a local dairy chain widely known in my state.)
Any time one of my girlfriends was in this type of relationship it was SOOOO hard to not say something. There are really grown folks out there that can’t do anything for themselves. 😩
Nah, I would say that, given enough time, we develop all the abilities we need in order to survive, and discard the rest... For example: I KNOW how to fry an egg, becuase I like to eat eggs from time to time (pro tip, don`t fry them naked) I DON`T KNOW how to navigate the make-up section from any store, mostly because I don`t use make up, and therefore have no need for this kind of knowledge. Indeed, even thinking about all the types of tools, coulors and shades needed, gives me headache Also I can accept the existence of as many genders as necesary (everyone should be able to feel confortable in his own skin, I don`t care), but I REFUSE to accept that there are more than 7 colours. Period. 7. No more, no less. 7. That`s it. 7. "Burgundy" is NOT a colour under any circunstance or condition........7. A simple life is the key to happines (at least for me)
This was hilarious. Mikey Day is so good at every role. Especially being awkward, or shocked in some way. Selena also nailed her role. Her dry tone, and acting skills were top notch. Best skit of hers from SNL this week imo.
The makeup one was so accurate. I hate when the husbands are sent to my store and ask for the most general thing, and when their wives don't answer the phone, they ask me to choose something for their wife.
Hey blame the wives, we men are well aware we have no idea wtf we are looking at when it comes to makeup/ beauty products. If we ask for help clearly we didnt get enough info that was needed.
@@XLTBlarg i mean the guys could ask more questions if they’re unsure. If my boyfriend wanted me to buy like.. idk tools for him, i would make sure i know what its for so if i do need help i can at least explain to the worker what i need and why. But personally i would just write down what its called word for word and then it wouldnt be hard to find at all, especially if you ask for help
Haha This is pretty good. I sent my husband put for hamburger buns with sesame seeds on them. He came home with hot dog buns and a pack of gum lol So this really made me laugh.
@@lowbird7947 This is true for a lot of them but not all. My long time boyfriend loves to run errands for me. He will actually insist he bring me something. And the first few years he got it wrong most of the time. After a very long time of being together he’s much better although he still brings me some funny stuff. Btw, my boyfriend is pretty smart. He’s a published writer. Makes no sense.
Literally every time I send my boyfriend. He either calls me while he's there because he forgets what I wanted or he gets the wrong thing (I started sending him pictures of what he should look for but it only helps about 30% of the time). He truly tries, he just has REALLY bad ADHD.
"And after stopping to buy a bacon, egg, and cheese even though he ate lunch an hour ago" Lololol, maybe the most "guy on his own" thing about the whole sketch
As a gay dude who’s a makeup artist I always help these guys find the right one 🤣🤣🤣. They really are trying hard and feel overwhelmed and in a world they don’t understand it’s so adorable!!
We are all overwhelmed when shopping for things we ourselves don’t use. If someone were sent to a hardware store for a Tap Wrench not knowing they are also called Basin Wrenches would cause similar confusion. They might come back with a Power Tap or an adjustable end wrench. If his girlfriend had given him a list, the whole breakup could have been avoided 😆
@@wpatrickw2012 Completely agree!! Actually had some local guys help me out at a hardware store the other day. I told them I knew nothing and they couldn’t have been nicer. We’re all just trying to help each other out. 😎✌️
You know what, as a barely functioning adult, these sketches and the stories in the comments do make me feel much better about myself 😂 Sure I’ll probably live with my mom for the rest of my life but I’m learning to help, and can at least run errands mostly successfully!
I felt so happy for Mikey when he was finally able to get back on the couch with a controller in his hand. And with ten pounds of shallots now in the house, he probably won't need to go out again for weeeks.
“Old enough” is already a show on Netflix. It’s about very young Japanese children doing tasks for the first time by themselves. Would be great as an adults doing tasks show in America
Dropping change in a store is the most awkward scenario because you look CRAZY if you just leave it (like you’re just littering copper and nickel all over Barnes & Nobel) but if you do pick it up you have to crawl on the floor like a desperate street urchin hurriedly scraping up the thruppence a rich man in a top hat just threw at your feet while telling you to go about your begging on some other merchant’s door step
I love the Dickensian vibes of this comment lol
@@presentfuture7563 Perchance 🧐
@@presentfuture7563 I read all of Charles dickens work after seeing this comment just so I could feel as smart as you. I will surpass you, you hear me?! I will study all literature, all history, and ALL SCIENCE! Just so you will never defeat me again Mr. Future.
@@Fr0stbyteGamezz You read all those books and then traveled back in time just to tell me? Maybe we should call *you* Mr. Future.
I would stoop down for quarters. Anything else, I'm just pretending I didn't see it.
"Kelsey wanted two shallots. But he buys two five pound bags of onions." Literally my dad every time my mom sends him to the store. Always gets the wrong thing, but he tries to compensate by getting A LOT of it.
Yesss, if we ask my dad to get one thing, he buys every kind in the store! 😂
I saw some article where a woman sent her husband to the store with a printed out list. This list not only included PHOTOS of the item but also the exact aisle. At that point, she probably could have just gone herself and saved time. Also, why tf are so many men so freaking helpless. Like, how can you not know how to grocery shop. My best guess is that they could do it but purposely fail until they’re no longer trusted with the simple task.
@@nenamichelle if I asked you to go get 7 quarts of full synthetic high mileage 5w20 and a fram oil filter that fits, would you be able to get the exact items?
@@suzabakingbaked7975 Why wouldn’t she be able to? If given a list of items to purchase and the items are unknown you ask questions, ask for help, and educate yourself. Weaponized incompetence isn’t cute on anyone. If it were me, I’d change my own oil because it’s important to learn as much as I can to manage on my own. And say, for some reason, I never wanted to change my own oil but my husband really enjoyed working on cars. I would learn along side him because, in a partnership, it is healthy to understand your SO’s interests.
This isn’t about some silly request. At the end she breaks up with him when we find that he isn’t interested in what she wants or needs. It is exhausting to parent someone who should be a partner.
That's my dad too. He's about to be 80 but has only been to the grocery store about a dozen times, and each time he's gotten the wrong things on the list but does just fine with buying his own snacks. Then my mom yells at him for buying junk food. He also suffers from crippling refrigerator blindness. Evidently only my mother and I are able to see the things in the fridge.
As a long term boyfriend named Matt who just learned what shallots look like a few weeks ago, my fiance had a field day with this.
💀💀💀
I see them, I dont understand still, but I can read labels and a list, so I must be above average :P
And yes, I make lists exactly because I am forgetful.
😂😂😂
Shallots are awesome onions. If you watch enough egg fried rice videos, only the ones with shallots are Uncle Roger approved. Also needed for the sauce for chateaubriand.
62 and I still don't know 🤣
My favorite line is :"Matt is so great at doing things he likes... but getting something for me without me being there is a lot for him to handle". SNL nailed it with this sketch.
Nailed what?
The accuracy
@@Seagaltalk weaponized incompetence.
@@georginachiarotti5800 Y'all don't appreciate anything. Matt asked for Nightwing in Sephora. He was obviously trying to get her the best. He should've got you an Azrael.
@@yessum15 lmao what?
"I might have a bottle...a glass of wine...it's 10 AM, but it's fine. You can cut that out, right?" THE DELIVERY OF THIS IS COMEDY GOLD.
Yeah, I thought this was the funniest line in the sketch! And perfect delivery--go Selena!
Y'all must watch paint dry for a living
@@offloc1141 Oh look everybody, its the trump-loving incel here to tell us why a liberal woman can't be funny before he goes off to retweet some Marjorie Taylor Greene posts.
And before you predictably fire off with the "wow, that's a lot of assumptions." No. It really isn't. Everyone knows the exact type of pathetic asswipe who frequents SNL videos to tell everybody how unfunny they are. It's you. You're lame. Get more out of life sometime, you sorry douche bag. You might even find a friend you're clearly in desperate need of.
@@UnderTheBridge96 i think it was purposeful for her to go from bottle to glass
@UCzaVCdHBsdhFPb9w-_5NmdQ lol botched? You do realize this part isn't live....right?
Kenan even did the toddler waddle perfectly; such a genius.
Best part of this show for years.
@@zkeletonz001 Well, him and Kate McKinnon!
It seems everyone is a freakin' genius now a-days.
Dimwits.
That was great! "Are shallots onions?" "Yep."
His toddler voice was on-point, too
That "I'm on an errand for my girlfriend" nametag got me good, complete with comic sans font.
everyone knows it should have been papyrus
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!
@@AndreasGeorgiades Exactly 😂
@@ashanmahendran96 I ALSO KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!
@@AndreasGeorgiades most laughable font of all says my household!!
“Don’t get distracted by Ana de Armas!” is the realest thing about this!
I mean, is that even possible though
@wmassey683 did you mean to say "is that even not possible" I'd assume cause there is no way anyone would ever type what you had said
@@jacoballen5538 yes not possible
No, the most real thing about it was "...and a cream that costs $80." 🤣🤔🤐
That, and feeling overwhelmed in Sephora. Other than that, just perpetuating the bullshit narrative that men are useless.
She's got a great dry tone and witt. Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short can't hurt those skills either.
thats literally alex russo
@Maverick Lanzerotti go Alex Caruso! 😁👌 # everything is not what it seems 😉👌
Their Hulu show was really good… Only murders in the building
This is dumbAF....
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
It's Marxist propaganda.
/eyeroll. She’s been funny for years
her voice is everything, i really don't know why she doesn't do more voice work like nature documentaries, audio books, voice acting etc
Her voice is so boring.
I j realized how much she sounds like Elizabeth Olsen
@@albertnguyen9348 I think Selena is much more nasally lol
She does singing :) I love her voice too
Watch “only murders in the building” so good! She narrates a decent bit in it as well
I've been married 20 years and I can't decide whether to laugh hysterically or weep inconsolably. 🤔
Righttt LOLLL
Get a divorce😃
Google weaponised incompetence
don't worry Im sure he feels the same abt you
Only 8+ over here (because I dumped the first one and tried to draw a different card) and they’re all the same. Just big children who somehow earn more than me… I hate everything.
My favorite part was that the Japanese music from the original show still plays.
The way he's holding his flag around normal pedestrians is killing me 😂
And the water bottle with Matt written on it in big letters!!!!
Not to mention his name tag that says he's running an errand for his girlfriend
They really did their homework! From the crying, snacks, and spilling groceries.. I love this show so much, and this was a fantastic adult adaptation that hit just right 🤣🙌🏾
and also the pounds instead of two shallots/tofu!
Complete baby
Four year olds are buying snacks in Japan, like with money? Now I’m kinda jealous.
If this sketch is actually relatable to you, then you have horrible taste in men. I realize that "men are all stupid and useless, they're just like toddlers" is a narrative SNL loves to push, but I didn't think something this absurd would apply to actual humans. You need to make better choices.
This sketch is well done and also a sad commentary on modernity and how men with some level of privilege are treated. It does remind me of The Peter Pan Syndrome (young men who don’t want to grow up and take on responsibility), and also stories I have read about Italian (sure it happens in other cultures) Maminos, where young men are waited on by their mothers (feeding them, cleaning their clothes, etc.) creating a co-dependent relationship. I’m sure there are many reasons why young women put up with immature and dysfunctional men (money, family pressure, social pressure, fear of being alone), but if you have watched this and can relate, it’s a good reminder to establish boundaries and expectations early in a relationship otherwise these behaviours and their consequences will become part of your relationship with long term boyfriends, who can become husbands of 20 years. Of course men who are functional, have money/a career, and know how to take care of themselves and live independently, may question why they need a long term girlfriend or a wife as seen in the Seinfeld sitcom, so there is the dilemma.
This skit was executed so well!!!! Writing...editing...acting: perfect.
Felt like classic SNL commentary
@@JsYTA usually the breakaway productions and commercials etc. are good. You can usually be assured that those will be funny. The live skits have gone down in general though 😥. They are outdated, bland, ambiguous (not current or trending) .Use to be the cold opens were the best of the live skits, but they are notanymore. They are not current or beating with how people are feeling. Weekend update is usually always good...however the guest spots are rarely good on it. In fact I get disappointed as they are usually kinda dumb. Only Colin and Che are good in those. I always look forward to these produced skits though because a lot of thought went into them. When you look back these last years...they are usually the best. I also like the Please Don't skits. They are fresh and innovative.
I love that instead of two shallots, he bought two five pound bags of onions. Sooooo funny!! And then he drops one!!! Brilliant!!!
@@stevemcalphabet2282 yes. Brilliant writing. Clever. And I hate to say it...very true for those types of men. Spot on. Since a know a few of these types of guys...it was so authentic. I hope these writers are used more because this was brilliant. I wonder if the same folks wrote the Gummy bear skit and the crazy girl quaranteen skit. Those were brilliant too.
So glad it got your approval.
growing up in Japan watching the original show & having a 35yr husband, this was too funny for me on So Many Levels 🤣🤣🤣
I am really impressed by Selena Gomez's acting, perfect timing and dry sense of humour. Go girl!
Did people forget that she was literally the lead actress on a comedy tv show as a sarcastic character with dry humour for 5 whole years as a teen? This is right up her alley
@@udontevenwannaknowbruv what was the dry humour I didn’t notice
@@udontevenwannaknowbruv I know, my kids loved her, so it’s hardly news that she can actually act… now, where d’you stand on her singing career? 😂
@@udontevenwannaknowbruv lets not forget that was the only show got an emmy in disney channel ever
@@mogmaximus her face has changed because of lupus, she’s had subtle work done aswell to her nose etc because of her lupus
The way he grabs the Sephora's lady attention 😆
I'm 65 and do the same thing to my Mom. I pull on her sleeve and point to something I want...cookies, candy, etc. She just shakes her head no until the next thing. 🤣
@@JennyZinaTavares lol, amazing
"Oh. Silly me." That was delivered flawlessly! She's fantastic.
The best thing of all is the pitch-perfect conversation shared by the two long-term boyfriends: the authentic childhood syntax and delivery is so perfectly crafted!!!
Mikey Day and Kenan are very good comedic actors.
I broke down at "She only wanted 2 shallots but he got 2 5lb bags of onions"😂
I didnt what the fuck a Shallot is!!!?? LOL
@@PrometheuzReturns a small onion 🧅
@@TheMASTER4real man u learn something new everyday...lol
and then the bag broke and I couldn’t stop laughing
@@theeleanorshellstrop It reminded me of when the boy's bucket holding fish broke and he just froze. It was heartbreaking
This is the type of role Mikey is perfect at. I laughed when he had to be told to stop staring at Ana de Armas. Also laughed at the bad fake photo of Mikey and Selena.
This was the most unfunny skit I've ever seen on SNL. You all are outta your minds if this made you laugh
@@SS-gx7tg Who cares? Let people have their joy.
@@jerespive Not on my watch, Jeremiah!
@@SS-gx7tg I thought this skit was cringe worthy. Can you imagine the blow back if roles were reversed where the girl friend was portrayed as really mentally deficient going to Autozone to pick up parts and tools to do a brake job and install an oxisensor on her own car. "Don't worry honey cutting and burning your hands is part of it". Soooo making fun of the mentally deficient is funny...not cool. If the guy is such a loser, what does that say about the girl friend. I could go on and on but one final comment. My wife doesn't believe me but I, (and I suspect most guys) can see an attractive person without all the expensive cosmetics and $600 haircut.
@@SS-gx7tg You must be an incel.
“Are you gonna come with-
“No no no, this is something you have to do all by yourself “😂😂🤣
Too funny. I had to go pick up shallots recently. I had a discussion with my husband about what a shallot actually is
Proud to say that, in a twenty-year long marriage, I’m the male, and of the two of us, the only one who knows what a shallot is, is not my wife 😆
It is an onion.
both an onion and a woman from arthurian legend. :D
God Selena is great in this, it just reminds me when she was on 'wizards of Waverly place.' Funny then and still funny now.
Yeah she’s a natural.
Oh my god I feel so old my daughter watched that show
@@WhyTheHorseface mine too!
@Patricia Armstrong shut up
Being on a show like 10 years ago gets you SNL hosting gigs? Damn
Heidi's role was small but so well acted
She used to be a hairdresser 😂
Yes! The way she called him”sweetie”😂
I know! She acted like she was helping a lost toddler!
agree, she always does well and she was great here! she nailed the gentle voice
She's so under-used
I love he ran into another “boyfriend “ on an errand who was as lost as him! 😝
you understood the joke, good for you!
@@dajosee ? I was just commenting on what I thought was a funny bit. What’s with the attitude?
@@mocuishle1028 They hold a grudge
"a cream that cost $80.." lol love it
@@meganchambers8108 But it was on sale, from $120, so wow, we saved money. She didn't need the cream, and has many other kinds, but hey, saved money!
The Sephora scene and the two men interacting is way too relatable....😂😅😂😅
Lol I love how the huge Sephora bag magically turns into a black bag when he walks through the door
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It’s finally here.
I noticed that too lmaooo
With polkadot tissue paper 😂
Sephora used up all the advertising funds lol lol
I went back in the video because I thought he might've switched bags with the other longterm boyfriend on an errand for an expensive cream but that was an all white bag so nope lol
the ultimate look of disappointment
“we’re roommates. we’re basically roommates”
I know a lot of girls that have that same problem, but won’t dump him because she can’t afford another apartment
@@bocowan9106 Those broke-ass women shouldn't complain then! (And do their own shopping for useless crap.) :)
I was shocked that he wouldn't want to have sex with Selena Gomez at any opportunity
@@bocowan9106the rental crisis problem is real 😂 but yeah the “of course. Silly me” while looking dead inside 🙊
The deadpan "watch" w/out hesitation. You know she knew the answer.
“And after stopping to get himself a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich even though he ate an hour ago, Matt’s on his way to the market!” Priceless!!! Hahaha… Sometimes shopping will do that to you.
Baby do you want to have sex right now?!: Me: Who can say no to Selena Gomez???
Haha bacon egg and cheese is sooo nyc 😂🤣
I think it’s to show that he’s perfectly able to do things when he cares.
@@annt2136That was a lot to read. I really don't think that sandwich joke was that complicated. Selena's character just pointed out that Mikey's character is good at doing complicated tasks that take plenty of patience and persistence, like DraftKings (which involves a lot of statistics and mathematics) or adult Legos (which can take countless hours), but that he can't (won't, let's be honest) do anything for her without her being there for him. And sure enough, he can't get a simple thing at Sephora, but he can get himself a breakfast sandwich just fine because he wants one and cares about his wants, while he doesn't care about his girlfriend's wants and needs. It's a sketch that makes fun of weaponized incompetence among many long-term partners who seem to become weirdly competent whenever they decide to do something they care about doing. I really don't think the joke was that some people want to eat again after shopping.
@@mbvglider is your name really Karen? Cause I fell like it’s Karen. I find this sketch more hysterical now. I appreciate the writers and creators brilliant! Love you!!!
I love Selena Gomez in anything comedic.
You could have stopped at Gomez and still been 100% right
Hey if she asked me if I wanted to have sex I'd be in the bed waiting as soon as she said "baby" 😉
@@1kevinjay You could stop that sentence after any word other than "I" or "in" and still be 100% right
The way he cries like a little boy and grabs at the attendant's shirt like a little boy. Sooooo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Selena slayed every single sketch i love her acting
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It’s finally here.
Your standards must not be very high the guidance counselor sketch was the worst sketch in snl history
she acts like a robot with flu....
@@OldManLuffy the bratz one was worse lol
@@OldManLuffy umm that's more to do with the writing rather than Sel's acting. this person is obviously praising Selena's comedic timing and delivery which despite 2-3 sketches being mediocre, still managed to shine through. but overall this episode was great and had some great writing too
“It’s like light outside…”
“Oh. Silly me” 😂🤣
When Matt started crying, it killed me. 😂
I too cry in Sephora when I can’t find what I need
Just show pictures of the products,they know
Seems reasonable. I have turned to online ordering whenever possible for similar reasons. 🤣
There's no shopping in Sephora without asking for help. There's so much going on visually, and it's all over the place.
Totally relatable. If you don't faint for the overwhelming smell, you get dizzy trying to sort out colours, scents, sizes, prices, and even practical uses of products.
I cry when I feel like the products won't help me and people won't like nor respect me as much if I don't wear them.
If I hadn't made grocery lists for my husband that included pictures, this wouldn't be sad.
Pretty sure he can fine Steak & potatoes. Maybe your list sucked?
@@davidbeppler3032 maybe. But the boyfriend I replaced him with knows how to find a lot of things he didn't, so I'm pretty sure it was just him. Thanks for checking!
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 Best comeback award 🏆
I sent mine with the packaging the product comes in and told him exactly what the aisle number is. He still called.
@@davidbeppler3032
What kind of potatoes, Davey?
Adding that half to 38 was a genius addition. Hilarious!
Jesus loves you he died on the cross for your sins. Believe in him and you will be saved and go to heaven!
@@ninasalor5808 But did he ever do an errand for his girlfriend?
@@Moosetick2002 No but he did wash Mary Magdelene's feet. That's a big boy thing!
"I might have a bottleaglass of wine. It's 10am it's ok you can cut that out"
LOL😆🤣
Loved this. I would actually watch this show. Selena’s acting is on point!
Her acting style requires no acting.
Having recently watched Netflix's adorable "Old Enough," this was a brilliant unexpected take. Well done lol
That's a real show? How old are these kids.
@@augustjsb toddlers 9 being the oldest I think. You have to remember Japan is very different from the USA though before you judge.
The kids never go too far, the entire neighborhood usually looks out for them, the crime rate is different in Japan, and it's apparently a big childhood tradition in Japan to go on an errand all by yourself as a toddler.
@@augustjsb yep, real show and also the children are being trailed by camera crews always who you can see occasionally intervene. Safety definitely prioritized
"netflix's" it's fucking japanese. Just because some suit bought the streaming rights doesn't make it a netflix original.
@@augustjsb the youngest I’ve seen on the show is 2
Was anyone else really hoping he showed up with a Nightwing action figure? 😂
Oh no instead of makeup for eyelashes no way. 😌😂🤪🤦🏻♂️
That and a "Smashmouth" CD......he'd have been 2/3 of the way there!?!?
YUP! 😂😭
Now that would have been awesome.
I felt that Sephora part to my core. Going in there without my lady is overwhelming until one of the attendants see you looking like a lost puppy and come help you with the items you are there to retrieve.
It is humbling…and also to checkout with 4 things that total over $100 is equally impressive.
as a barns and noble cashier I must say: four items and only 100$? Nice.
Former Sephora employee- 4 items for $100 was before the inflation crisis 😂 if you get 2 for $100 now it’s a sale.
I hope you went in there of your own accord because I’m sorry but any woman who’d send there man to Sephora for her is ridiculous. For multiple reasons.
@@ascent8487No, he didn't. She was holding up the Roosevelt Island tram in one hand and told him it was either Sephora or "suffer the children". 🙄
Mikey Day is such a gem and an important cast member 🍒
No one aksed
@@dildoswaggins2950 No one asked for your opinion either.
@@dildoswaggins2950 Sorry "aksed"
Nope, he is not 😐
@@Karrek21 Yes he is you knob
Working in retail. Omg I deal with these types of guys all the time who don’t know how to shop for their girlfriends.
Shout out to you! A poor Walgreens clerk helped me pick condoms for my son today.
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 HUH
LOL 😆 me too! I ask for their girlfriend/wife's size and they look at me like I just asked them to calculate the diameter of the sun divided by the radius of the moon.
The number of petite who have to exchange their XXL shirts is so fun. This usually happens right after Mother’s Day, Valentine's Day, and Christmas.
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 what? lol
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 You're certainly a good scout. I would make him buy me loads of feminine products in retaliation, whether I needed them or not. 🤣
this is perfect for making single guys who do know how to run errands like me feel good about themselves.
Keep running those errands son, you'll be doing it for a long time. 😂
@@noseraph do you not even know how to run errands for yourself?
@@yogidevendrabiriyani1777 thanks, but I am really working on me right now.
The bar is set so low for men it's ridiculous
@@indigoeyes100 like 90% of men are hideous physically anyway
love that Tina Feys book is on the counter
“Don’t get distracted by Ana De Armas, Matt!”
*Story of my life*
Ha ha seriously
Especially at 1:17 when the sign is partially obscured to say just “labia”
The boyfriend character was absolutely funny! He nailed it! More of this please!
I enjoyed the crying and how the sales lady at Sephora treated him as if he were 5 yrs old.....
I asked my boyfriend to pick up a moisturizer at Sephora. He came back with a gift card instead. 😂
he did it on purpose so you wouldn't ask again
Smart man to realize that he had no idea what the right moisturizer was that you wanted.
Smart
Sephora is horrific. I wouldn't want to try to shop there either. There's so much crap. I'm betting they have an ass of moisturizers and finding the exact one would be like trying to find something to watch while you eat before your food gets cold.
Good on him. Go to Sephora yourself.
"I asked him to bring home an eyeliner pencil and two shallots. He brings home ten pounds of onions and a blush pallet for African-American women, so..." 😄😄
Haha! We watched the same video!
Shame she forgot how to do anything for herself when they got together.
@@mydogeatspuke We get it, you're a pick-me with internalized misogyny.
@@mydogeatspuke, Re: _"...forgot how to do anything for herself..."_
That wasn't the point. The goal was to get boyfriend to do something for someone else by himself.
@@sailincat2822 fascinating
Worked in pharmacy. Amazing the number of dads who walk out with an empty bag and drive home after being told to wait while we mix their child's antibiotic. Never fun having to deal with the "My husband is an idiot, can you guys keep the pharmacy open for an extra 15mins?" Phone calls we'd get if we couldn't race out to the parking lot fast enough to hand him the bottle before he peeled out.
Why did you give them the bag without the medicine?
@@pcbassoon3892Noooooo, wait huh????
🤦🏾♀️
"leaving with an empty bag" meaning HE LEFT/ THEY LEAVE without any of the items that they went THERE TO GET.
"THEY LEFT WITHOUT GETTING WHAT THEY NEEDED"
@user-cx5no9oi2w
What????
Omg
🤦🏾♀️🙄
@@pcbassoon3892 Pretty sure they mean their own bag.
Why didn't you tell them to sit and wait. Look them in the eye as a necessity and not an option. Jabronis will sit.
As someone who just bought a cream that cost 80 dollars i feel attacked by that oddly specific line
Why? That's actually a more affordable cream. Crème de la Mer costs $360 for a 2 oz jar.
You should feel that way. 😌
Same - just yesterday at Sephora: bought an eye cream from Biossance line, c.$70 .
Drunk elephant?
@@CC-si3cr cream of the sea? seems like it should just be shipping costs
Love seeing beautiful queen Salena always gorgeous and talented
"It's like light outside" I see why she needs that glass now😅🤣🤣🤣
bottle
@@pashadyne 🙄🙄
@@pashadyne It's not like you can only get pregnant in the day time and besides woman aren't even fertile every day of the month. Not to mention there's a thing called contraceptive.
She always had amazing comic timing on “Wizards of Waverly Place.” I would love to see her in some high quality comedic films.
Genius whoever wrote this 😆😆 Selena is so lovely 😍
This is one of the funniest skits they've done in a long time.
Sadly true...
I love that this is essentially just calling out weaponized incompetence.
not really... weaponizing something is an intentional effort
@@royce9018But it is intentional.
How are your six cats doing?
You've been spending to much time on the wrong reddit subs
Nice, grab another popularized saying from a book or online? Truth is, the guy just doesn't care about the type of dish soap, YOU DO, go buy it. Men need little, women need a lot. I mean what is this thing always asking men to do things for you. Men rarely ask for anything, except to be left in peace. Dump him or shut up.
There were a lot of funny skits on SNL last night, but this one had me crying.
Especially if you've watched the actual show...
@@srhbluerain I've only seen another story done about it, but it was enough to know that men often act like toddlers.
Cecily Strong's super-sarcastic "But WHAT'S THIS? Another boy on an errand?!" just DESTROYS me! LOL!
I love it when SNL grabs a current thing (I had no idea about 'Old Enough') and flips it on its head. Another SNL classic bit in the making!
The actual show is pretty heartwarming; you should check it out.
This is like when my mom asks my dad to buy spinach dip, and he comes back with a lot of spinach from the produce section.
🤣
If he also brought cream cheese, onion soup mix, and sour cream, I'd forgive him, because homemade spinach dip is better than store-bought.
@@canaisyoung3601 lol. He said he was concentrating so hard on the spinach part, he forgot the dip🤣
@@danicleckley5404 Thank God you didn't send him out to get toilet paper.
he def zoned out after hearing spinach.
Can 100% confirm that "Smash Mouth Nightwing" is exactly what my brain came up with literally seconds after it was described.
I'm a woman, but I know almost nothing about makeup. If someone were to send me to get that, I'd go to CVS and buy the first black eyeliner within my grasp.
Her delivery is incredible
I love 3:01 : "Kelsey wanted 2 shallots" as the camera shows the shallots and then pans away.
“Do you know where the makeup is?” had me a bigger laugh than it got
I used to work at The Sports Authority in Chicago when I was in college and a guy came in and dead seriously asked me where the sporting goods were. I stared at him for a couple of seconds cause I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. He wasn’t. He was actually looking for rollerblade laces. People are freakin weird.
@@gocubsgo2562 I worked at an ice cream parlor. A dude in a really nice Audi rocked up, jumped out, and rushed over to me. I'm standing in front of the glass display of the scoopable ice creams (we also had freezerfuls of pints and half gallons).
Out of breath, he goes "Do you sell ice cream?"
I literally didn't know what to say. Anything I said would have come off as rude or condescending.
I ended up saying, "Yes, we only sell ice cream." While sweeping my arm around me.
He got flustered and literally ran out.
I am still baffled to this day. (Oh, btw, this ice cream place is a local dairy chain widely known in my state.)
Cecily's voiceovers are perfect.
Any time one of my girlfriends was in this type of relationship it was SOOOO hard to not say something. There are really grown folks out there that can’t do anything for themselves. 😩
It's just entitlement.
Nah, I would say that, given enough time, we develop all the abilities we need in order to survive, and discard the rest...
For example:
I KNOW how to fry an egg, becuase I like to eat eggs from time to time (pro tip, don`t fry them naked)
I DON`T KNOW how to navigate the make-up section from any store, mostly because I don`t use make up, and therefore have no need for this kind of knowledge. Indeed, even thinking about all the types of tools, coulors and shades needed, gives me headache
Also I can accept the existence of as many genders as necesary (everyone should be able to feel confortable in his own skin, I don`t care), but I REFUSE to accept that there are more than 7 colours. Period. 7. No more, no less. 7. That`s it. 7. "Burgundy" is NOT a colour under any circunstance or condition........7.
A simple life is the key to happines (at least for me)
@@Whocareslol420 that's not what this is. This generation lives in an era of glorifying incompetence and inanity.
they just don't want to do it so they screw it up so they are not asked again
@@tbewin1z143 evil just evil
They forgot to add them calling you every 3 minutes when they’re in the store! lol!
This sketch is my favorite so far, I cracked up so many times
Selena did amazing!
The "it's, like, light outside" was too good!
This was the best sketch of the night.
Smashmouth Nightwing sounds sick tho
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It’s finally here.
I wanna buy whatever that is
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It’s finally here.
How about Darkwing Duck-lip liner?
Good band name too lol.
I am 35 yo, have a wife and run errands, but Sephora… that place scares me.
I'm a female and Sephora scares me
This is the best SNL skit I've seen in a long time....and I've watched so many! You guys nailed this!
Genuinely loved how calming Selena approaches her “boyfriend” in this 😂
This was hilarious. Mikey Day is so good at every role. Especially being awkward, or shocked in some way. Selena also nailed her role. Her dry tone, and acting skills were top notch. Best skit of hers from SNL this week imo.
Selena shined in every sketch. She did such a great job hosting❤️
Her delivery is so great. "Oh silly me"
This stereotype is quite funny. Shallot onion thing hits home!! 😆
The makeup one was so accurate. I hate when the husbands are sent to my store and ask for the most general thing, and when their wives don't answer the phone, they ask me to choose something for their wife.
They should shop with a photo of the product and their wives' faces.
Hey blame the wives, we men are well aware we have no idea wtf we are looking at when it comes to makeup/ beauty products. If we ask for help clearly we didnt get enough info that was needed.
@@XLTBlarg i mean the guys could ask more questions if they’re unsure. If my boyfriend wanted me to buy like.. idk tools for him, i would make sure i know what its for so if i do need help i can at least explain to the worker what i need and why. But personally i would just write down what its called word for word and then it wouldnt be hard to find at all, especially if you ask for help
@@psychoPilgrim36 Your first mistake was thinking that men ask for help. Yes, even to our detriment.
Haha This is pretty good. I sent my husband put for hamburger buns with sesame seeds on them. He came home with hot dog buns and a pack of gum lol So this really made me laugh.
They do it on purpose, so that you never ask them again
@@lowbird7947 This is true for a lot of them but not all. My long time boyfriend loves to run errands for me. He will actually insist he bring me something. And the first few years he got it wrong most of the time. After a very long time of being together he’s much better although he still brings me some funny stuff.
Btw, my boyfriend is pretty smart. He’s a published writer. Makes no sense.
@@lowbird7947 Shhhhh u give away the secret!!!
Literally every time I send my boyfriend. He either calls me while he's there because he forgets what I wanted or he gets the wrong thing (I started sending him pictures of what he should look for but it only helps about 30% of the time). He truly tries, he just has REALLY bad ADHD.
You should punish him until he learns
"And after stopping to buy a bacon, egg, and cheese even though he ate lunch an hour ago"
Lololol, maybe the most "guy on his own" thing about the whole sketch
It scares me how accurate this is
My boyfriend and I watched this together. Hit a little too close to home, tbh 🙁
As a gay dude who’s a makeup artist I always help these guys find the right one 🤣🤣🤣. They really are trying hard and feel overwhelmed and in a world they don’t understand it’s so adorable!!
We appreciate you, my friend.
@@MongoTheMagnificent666 Happy to be of service!!
We are all overwhelmed when shopping for things we ourselves don’t use. If someone were sent to a hardware store for a Tap Wrench not knowing they are also called Basin Wrenches would cause similar confusion. They might come back with a Power Tap or an adjustable end wrench. If his girlfriend had given him a list, the whole breakup could have been avoided 😆
@@wpatrickw2012 Completely agree!! Actually had some local guys help me out at a hardware store the other day. I told them I knew nothing and they couldn’t have been nicer. We’re all just trying to help each other out. 😎✌️
Not all heroes wear capes.
You know what, as a barely functioning adult, these sketches and the stories in the comments do make me feel much better about myself 😂 Sure I’ll probably live with my mom for the rest of my life but I’m learning to help, and can at least run errands mostly successfully!
Hey it could be worse! You could be this way and a girl ahaha 🥳🥳🥳
@@asvegas777 How do you know they're not a girl
@@mister_manager apparently my brain decided that way. Thanks for monitoring me.
I don’t know if it was the wig or the lighting or the makeup but Heidi looked like a million bucks in this sketch!
I felt so happy for Mikey when he was finally able to get back on the couch with a controller in his hand. And with ten pounds of shallots now in the house, he probably won't need to go out again for weeeks.
I used to work at a makeup counter and this is 100% accurate. 😂
The acting was phenomenal, especially from the boys!
I always loved the Japanese "my first errand" shows. Super funny. Thus skit captures the essence of those shows well.
They're real?? Lol
@@Kryz3686 “Old enough” is already a show on Netflix. It’s about very young Japanese children doing tasks for the first time by themselves.
“Yeah” - Kenan can say one word and have me tears 😂
That was absolutely hilarious! This could/should be a real show...and it could be a competition too...the boyfriend who finally gets it right, wins!
“Old enough” is already a show on Netflix. It’s about very young Japanese children doing tasks for the first time by themselves. Would be great as an adults doing tasks show in America
@@kkmarie87 correct, they said that at the beginning of the skit...I think with clueless adults, it will be more entertaining 😀
Dying..😂..This is probably the most relatable skit I've ever seen..😂😫
'It's still light outside'.
I understand completely.
Amazing, I showed my bf the shallot part bc he did the exact same thing with some oranges on his last grocery trip. Lmao