Old Enough! Longterm Boyfriends! - SNL

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  • @ethanomcbride
    @ethanomcbride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11446

    Dropping change in a store is the most awkward scenario because you look CRAZY if you just leave it (like you’re just littering copper and nickel all over Barnes & Nobel) but if you do pick it up you have to crawl on the floor like a desperate street urchin hurriedly scraping up the thruppence a rich man in a top hat just threw at your feet while telling you to go about your begging on some other merchant’s door step

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      I love the Dickensian vibes of this comment lol

    • @ethanomcbride
      @ethanomcbride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@presentfuture7563 Perchance 🧐

    • @Fr0stbyteGamezz
      @Fr0stbyteGamezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@presentfuture7563 I read all of Charles dickens work after seeing this comment just so I could feel as smart as you. I will surpass you, you hear me?! I will study all literature, all history, and ALL SCIENCE! Just so you will never defeat me again Mr. Future.

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Fr0stbyteGamezz You read all those books and then traveled back in time just to tell me? Maybe we should call *you* Mr. Future.

    • @CJ-oq6xs
      @CJ-oq6xs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I would stoop down for quarters. Anything else, I'm just pretending I didn't see it.

  • @Matt-id1hp
    @Matt-id1hp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7553

    As a long term boyfriend named Matt who just learned what shallots look like a few weeks ago, my fiance had a field day with this.

    • @gummybear8154
      @gummybear8154 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      💀💀💀

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I see them, I dont understand still, but I can read labels and a list, so I must be above average :P
      And yes, I make lists exactly because I am forgetful.

    • @alinasanchez140
      @alinasanchez140 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @runrig97
      @runrig97 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Shallots are awesome onions. If you watch enough egg fried rice videos, only the ones with shallots are Uncle Roger approved. Also needed for the sauce for chateaubriand.

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar ปีที่แล้ว +12

      62 and I still don't know 🤣

  • @Coco21212
    @Coco21212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    My favorite line is :"Matt is so great at doing things he likes... but getting something for me without me being there is a lot for him to handle". SNL nailed it with this sketch.

    • @Seagaltalk
      @Seagaltalk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nailed what?

    • @tawnygaona9114
      @tawnygaona9114 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      The accuracy

    • @georginachiarotti5800
      @georginachiarotti5800 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      ​@@Seagaltalk weaponized incompetence.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@georginachiarotti5800 Y'all don't appreciate anything. Matt asked for Nightwing in Sephora. He was obviously trying to get her the best. He should've got you an Azrael.

    • @heyhey439
      @heyhey439 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yessum15 lmao what?

  • @brandoncaridi5229
    @brandoncaridi5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    “Don’t get distracted by Ana de Armas!” is the realest thing about this!

    • @wmassey683
      @wmassey683 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I mean, is that even possible though

    • @jacoballen5538
      @jacoballen5538 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@wmassey683 did you mean to say "is that even not possible" I'd assume cause there is no way anyone would ever type what you had said

    • @wmassey683
      @wmassey683 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jacoballen5538 yes not possible

    • @larrymcardle
      @larrymcardle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      No, the most real thing about it was "...and a cream that costs $80." 🤣🤔🤐

    • @Hillbilly80808
      @Hillbilly80808 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That, and feeling overwhelmed in Sephora. Other than that, just perpetuating the bullshit narrative that men are useless.

  • @CJ-oq6xs
    @CJ-oq6xs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13029

    "Kelsey wanted two shallots. But he buys two five pound bags of onions." Literally my dad every time my mom sends him to the store. Always gets the wrong thing, but he tries to compensate by getting A LOT of it.

    • @LadyxBleu
      @LadyxBleu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Yesss, if we ask my dad to get one thing, he buys every kind in the store! 😂

    • @nenamichelle
      @nenamichelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      I saw some article where a woman sent her husband to the store with a printed out list. This list not only included PHOTOS of the item but also the exact aisle. At that point, she probably could have just gone herself and saved time. Also, why tf are so many men so freaking helpless. Like, how can you not know how to grocery shop. My best guess is that they could do it but purposely fail until they’re no longer trusted with the simple task.

    • @suzabakingbaked7975
      @suzabakingbaked7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      ​@@nenamichelle if I asked you to go get 7 quarts of full synthetic high mileage 5w20 and a fram oil filter that fits, would you be able to get the exact items?

    • @allywashington
      @allywashington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      @@suzabakingbaked7975 Why wouldn’t she be able to? If given a list of items to purchase and the items are unknown you ask questions, ask for help, and educate yourself. Weaponized incompetence isn’t cute on anyone. If it were me, I’d change my own oil because it’s important to learn as much as I can to manage on my own. And say, for some reason, I never wanted to change my own oil but my husband really enjoyed working on cars. I would learn along side him because, in a partnership, it is healthy to understand your SO’s interests.
      This isn’t about some silly request. At the end she breaks up with him when we find that he isn’t interested in what she wants or needs. It is exhausting to parent someone who should be a partner.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      That's my dad too. He's about to be 80 but has only been to the grocery store about a dozen times, and each time he's gotten the wrong things on the list but does just fine with buying his own snacks. Then my mom yells at him for buying junk food. He also suffers from crippling refrigerator blindness. Evidently only my mother and I are able to see the things in the fridge.

  • @Southernblonde1310
    @Southernblonde1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10984

    "I might have a bottle...a glass of wine...it's 10 AM, but it's fine. You can cut that out, right?" THE DELIVERY OF THIS IS COMEDY GOLD.

    • @ElizabethScottStress
      @ElizabethScottStress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Yeah, I thought this was the funniest line in the sketch! And perfect delivery--go Selena!

    • @offloc1141
      @offloc1141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Y'all must watch paint dry for a living

    • @gibiati8295
      @gibiati8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@offloc1141 Oh look everybody, its the trump-loving incel here to tell us why a liberal woman can't be funny before he goes off to retweet some Marjorie Taylor Greene posts.
      And before you predictably fire off with the "wow, that's a lot of assumptions." No. It really isn't. Everyone knows the exact type of pathetic asswipe who frequents SNL videos to tell everybody how unfunny they are. It's you. You're lame. Get more out of life sometime, you sorry douche bag. You might even find a friend you're clearly in desperate need of.

    • @quinroseman7233
      @quinroseman7233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@UnderTheBridge96 i think it was purposeful for her to go from bottle to glass

    • @mikek6612
      @mikek6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @UCzaVCdHBsdhFPb9w-_5NmdQ lol botched? You do realize this part isn't live....right?

  • @ckblackwoodmusic
    @ckblackwoodmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10590

    Kenan even did the toddler waddle perfectly; such a genius.

    • @zkeletonz001
      @zkeletonz001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Best part of this show for years.

    • @ckblackwoodmusic
      @ckblackwoodmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@zkeletonz001 Well, him and Kate McKinnon!

    • @markuse3472
      @markuse3472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It seems everyone is a freakin' genius now a-days.
      Dimwits.

    • @betheroo2397
      @betheroo2397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That was great! "Are shallots onions?" "Yep."

    • @theeleanorshellstrop
      @theeleanorshellstrop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      His toddler voice was on-point, too

  • @sgshumblecrumb6046
    @sgshumblecrumb6046 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    My favorite part was that the Japanese music from the original show still plays.

  • @tinahatch7440
    @tinahatch7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7093

    I've been married 20 years and I can't decide whether to laugh hysterically or weep inconsolably. 🤔

    • @eveningstar8581
      @eveningstar8581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Righttt LOLLL

    • @CreativeC13
      @CreativeC13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Get a divorce😃

    • @annal7406
      @annal7406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      Google weaponised incompetence

    • @johnbachner9901
      @johnbachner9901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      don't worry Im sure he feels the same abt you

    • @julieholt7889
      @julieholt7889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Only 8+ over here (because I dumped the first one and tried to draw a different card) and they’re all the same. Just big children who somehow earn more than me… I hate everything.

  • @kotkaconforza
    @kotkaconforza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4065

    She's got a great dry tone and witt. Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short can't hurt those skills either.

    • @andreedwards4542
      @andreedwards4542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      thats literally alex russo

    • @thewizardofoz511
      @thewizardofoz511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Maverick Lanzerotti go Alex Caruso! 😁👌 # everything is not what it seems 😉👌

    • @danilejai7801
      @danilejai7801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Their Hulu show was really good… Only murders in the building

    • @sticksnstonespatriot1728
      @sticksnstonespatriot1728 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is dumbAF....
      IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
      It's Marxist propaganda.

    • @chrisbrown6952
      @chrisbrown6952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      /eyeroll. She’s been funny for years

  • @lh3540
    @lh3540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2907

    The way he's holding his flag around normal pedestrians is killing me 😂

    • @missnubi4876
      @missnubi4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And the water bottle with Matt written on it in big letters!!!!

    • @sh3cat13
      @sh3cat13 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not to mention his name tag that says he's running an errand for his girlfriend

  • @きお-r3x
    @きお-r3x ปีที่แล้ว +476

    growing up in Japan watching the original show & having a 35yr husband, this was too funny for me on So Many Levels 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    That "I'm on an errand for my girlfriend" nametag got me good, complete with comic sans font.

    • @AndreasGeorgiades
      @AndreasGeorgiades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      everyone knows it should have been papyrus

    • @ashanmahendran96
      @ashanmahendran96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!

    • @Pete_Finch
      @Pete_Finch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AndreasGeorgiades Exactly 😂

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ashanmahendran96 I ALSO KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!

    • @Sanity_Faire
      @Sanity_Faire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AndreasGeorgiades most laughable font of all says my household!!

  • @DarkSlayer1331
    @DarkSlayer1331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "Oh. Silly me." That was delivered flawlessly! She's fantastic.

  • @leredheadkitty
    @leredheadkitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    The way he grabs the Sephora's lady attention 😆

    • @JennyZinaTavares
      @JennyZinaTavares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'm 65 and do the same thing to my Mom. I pull on her sleeve and point to something I want...cookies, candy, etc. She just shakes her head no until the next thing. 🤣

    • @bendatbitchcumnersnatch4415
      @bendatbitchcumnersnatch4415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JennyZinaTavares lol, amazing

  • @JaneHasGame
    @JaneHasGame 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Too funny. I had to go pick up shallots recently. I had a discussion with my husband about what a shallot actually is

    • @BahamutBreaker
      @BahamutBreaker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Proud to say that, in a twenty-year long marriage, I’m the male, and of the two of us, the only one who knows what a shallot is, is not my wife 😆

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It is an onion.

  • @epicherbalism
    @epicherbalism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    I broke down at "She only wanted 2 shallots but he got 2 5lb bags of onions"😂

    • @PrometheuzReturns
      @PrometheuzReturns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didnt what the fuck a Shallot is!!!?? LOL

    • @TheMASTER4real
      @TheMASTER4real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PrometheuzReturns a small onion 🧅

    • @PrometheuzReturns
      @PrometheuzReturns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheMASTER4real man u learn something new everyday...lol

    • @theeleanorshellstrop
      @theeleanorshellstrop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and then the bag broke and I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @greg5green
      @greg5green 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theeleanorshellstrop It reminded me of when the boy's bucket holding fish broke and he just froze. It was heartbreaking

  • @AlphaWasSpotted
    @AlphaWasSpotted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4869

    her voice is everything, i really don't know why she doesn't do more voice work like nature documentaries, audio books, voice acting etc

    • @val13c59
      @val13c59 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her voice is so boring.

    • @albertnguyen9348
      @albertnguyen9348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I j realized how much she sounds like Elizabeth Olsen

    • @becksdre3294
      @becksdre3294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@albertnguyen9348 I think Selena is much more nasally lol

    • @oddmad8613
      @oddmad8613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She does singing :) I love her voice too

    • @adrienneparker7025
      @adrienneparker7025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Watch “only murders in the building” so good! She narrates a decent bit in it as well

  • @bellaf7774
    @bellaf7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    “Are you gonna come with-
    “No no no, this is something you have to do all by yourself “😂😂🤣

  • @sloveniesta
    @sloveniesta ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Sephora scene and the two men interacting is way too relatable....😂😅😂😅

  • @resonancewaves9659
    @resonancewaves9659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    This skit was executed so well!!!! Writing...editing...acting: perfect.

    • @JsYTA
      @JsYTA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Felt like classic SNL commentary

    • @resonancewaves9659
      @resonancewaves9659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JsYTA usually the breakaway productions and commercials etc. are good. You can usually be assured that those will be funny. The live skits have gone down in general though 😥. They are outdated, bland, ambiguous (not current or trending) .Use to be the cold opens were the best of the live skits, but they are notanymore. They are not current or beating with how people are feeling. Weekend update is usually always good...however the guest spots are rarely good on it. In fact I get disappointed as they are usually kinda dumb. Only Colin and Che are good in those. I always look forward to these produced skits though because a lot of thought went into them. When you look back these last years...they are usually the best. I also like the Please Don't skits. They are fresh and innovative.

    • @stevemcalphabet2282
      @stevemcalphabet2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that instead of two shallots, he bought two five pound bags of onions. Sooooo funny!! And then he drops one!!! Brilliant!!!

    • @resonancewaves9659
      @resonancewaves9659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stevemcalphabet2282 yes. Brilliant writing. Clever. And I hate to say it...very true for those types of men. Spot on. Since a know a few of these types of guys...it was so authentic. I hope these writers are used more because this was brilliant. I wonder if the same folks wrote the Gummy bear skit and the crazy girl quaranteen skit. Those were brilliant too.

    • @fp5495
      @fp5495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So glad it got your approval.

  • @itsmekeylolo8147
    @itsmekeylolo8147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    They really did their homework! From the crying, snacks, and spilling groceries.. I love this show so much, and this was a fantastic adult adaptation that hit just right 🤣🙌🏾

    • @megansalt
      @megansalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      and also the pounds instead of two shallots/tofu!

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Complete baby

    • @mattphillips3537
      @mattphillips3537 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Four year olds are buying snacks in Japan, like with money? Now I’m kinda jealous.

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If this sketch is actually relatable to you, then you have horrible taste in men. I realize that "men are all stupid and useless, they're just like toddlers" is a narrative SNL loves to push, but I didn't think something this absurd would apply to actual humans. You need to make better choices.

  • @MsCalcioo
    @MsCalcioo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5829

    I am really impressed by Selena Gomez's acting, perfect timing and dry sense of humour. Go girl!

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +867

      Did people forget that she was literally the lead actress on a comedy tv show as a sarcastic character with dry humour for 5 whole years as a teen? This is right up her alley

    • @DanielMazz
      @DanielMazz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@udontevenwannaknowbruv what was the dry humour I didn’t notice

    • @JamesThomas-zl9er
      @JamesThomas-zl9er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@udontevenwannaknowbruv I know, my kids loved her, so it’s hardly news that she can actually act… now, where d’you stand on her singing career? 😂

    • @e.k.d6181
      @e.k.d6181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@udontevenwannaknowbruv lets not forget that was the only show got an emmy in disney channel ever

    • @holly9846
      @holly9846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@mogmaximus her face has changed because of lupus, she’s had subtle work done aswell to her nose etc because of her lupus

  • @Strahbaerie
    @Strahbaerie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    I love Selena Gomez in anything comedic.

    • @1kevinjay
      @1kevinjay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You could have stopped at Gomez and still been 100% right

    • @nikkimiddlekillsday5161
      @nikkimiddlekillsday5161 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey if she asked me if I wanted to have sex I'd be in the bed waiting as soon as she said "baby" 😉

    • @hartsimha4418
      @hartsimha4418 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@1kevinjay You could stop that sentence after any word other than "I" or "in" and still be 100% right

  • @kengeorgejones6855
    @kengeorgejones6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    This is the type of role Mikey is perfect at. I laughed when he had to be told to stop staring at Ana de Armas. Also laughed at the bad fake photo of Mikey and Selena.

    • @SS-gx7tg
      @SS-gx7tg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was the most unfunny skit I've ever seen on SNL. You all are outta your minds if this made you laugh

    • @jerespive
      @jerespive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@SS-gx7tg Who cares? Let people have their joy.

    • @SS-gx7tg
      @SS-gx7tg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jerespive Not on my watch, Jeremiah!

    • @kwitwerikok8o863
      @kwitwerikok8o863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SS-gx7tg I thought this skit was cringe worthy. Can you imagine the blow back if roles were reversed where the girl friend was portrayed as really mentally deficient going to Autozone to pick up parts and tools to do a brake job and install an oxisensor on her own car. "Don't worry honey cutting and burning your hands is part of it". Soooo making fun of the mentally deficient is funny...not cool. If the guy is such a loser, what does that say about the girl friend. I could go on and on but one final comment. My wife doesn't believe me but I, (and I suspect most guys) can see an attractive person without all the expensive cosmetics and $600 haircut.

    • @TheSingingMystic87
      @TheSingingMystic87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SS-gx7tg You must be an incel.

  • @al_pal_
    @al_pal_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    Heidi's role was small but so well acted

    • @jujuonthatqueef5043
      @jujuonthatqueef5043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She used to be a hairdresser 😂

    • @juliemyers12
      @juliemyers12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yes! The way she called him”sweetie”😂

    • @mocuishle1028
      @mocuishle1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I know! She acted like she was helping a lost toddler!

    • @theeleanorshellstrop
      @theeleanorshellstrop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      agree, she always does well and she was great here! she nailed the gentle voice

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She's so under-used

  • @thecoolshelby
    @thecoolshelby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    God Selena is great in this, it just reminds me when she was on 'wizards of Waverly place.' Funny then and still funny now.

    • @richardgrier8968
      @richardgrier8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah she’s a natural.

    • @WhyTheHorseface
      @WhyTheHorseface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh my god I feel so old my daughter watched that show

    • @richardgrier8968
      @richardgrier8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WhyTheHorseface mine too!

    • @Lifemagic364
      @Lifemagic364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Patricia Armstrong shut up

    • @rustleshackleford704
      @rustleshackleford704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being on a show like 10 years ago gets you SNL hosting gigs? Damn

  • @veronicao4643
    @veronicao4643 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I asked my boyfriend to pick up a moisturizer at Sephora. He came back with a gift card instead. 😂

    • @tbewin1z143
      @tbewin1z143 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      he did it on purpose so you wouldn't ask again

    • @jonwwillis
      @jonwwillis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Smart man to realize that he had no idea what the right moisturizer was that you wanted.

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Smart

    • @MariaMaria-sr8zg
      @MariaMaria-sr8zg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sephora is horrific. I wouldn't want to try to shop there either. There's so much crap. I'm betting they have an ass of moisturizers and finding the exact one would be like trying to find something to watch while you eat before your food gets cold.

    • @ericcarterofthehillpeople
      @ericcarterofthehillpeople 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good on him. Go to Sephora yourself.

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5674

    This actually looks more interesting than some of Netflix's original shows. Not even joking.

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/byHQZodQuj8/w-d-xo.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @MrJessiesammakia
      @MrJessiesammakia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am waiting for season 4 of stranger things

    • @superbadisfunny
      @superbadisfunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most netflix aren't even that good tho

    • @TheGoofy1932
      @TheGoofy1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More realism that All the "Reality " shows too. 😆 🤣

    • @WaffleEBay12
      @WaffleEBay12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean most Netflix originals are far better than the show this is a parody of. Even most of their reality shows are better than this.

  • @mocuishle1028
    @mocuishle1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    I love he ran into another “boyfriend “ on an errand who was as lost as him! 😝

    • @dajosee
      @dajosee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you understood the joke, good for you!

    • @mocuishle1028
      @mocuishle1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@dajosee ? I was just commenting on what I thought was a funny bit. What’s with the attitude?

    • @axionlightedge6108
      @axionlightedge6108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mocuishle1028 They hold a grudge

    • @meganchambers8108
      @meganchambers8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "a cream that cost $80.." lol love it

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meganchambers8108 But it was on sale, from $120, so wow, we saved money. She didn't need the cream, and has many other kinds, but hey, saved money!

  • @paige1955
    @paige1955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Lol I love how the huge Sephora bag magically turns into a black bag when he walks through the door

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/mpOkBNG6Elg/w-d-xo.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @cholasatanica9160
      @cholasatanica9160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I noticed that too lmaooo

    • @skinsey85
      @skinsey85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      With polkadot tissue paper 😂

    • @n.herbig7592
      @n.herbig7592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sephora used up all the advertising funds lol lol

    • @teaareuh
      @teaareuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I went back in the video because I thought he might've switched bags with the other longterm boyfriend on an errand for an expensive cream but that was an all white bag so nope lol

  • @phyllishamilton165
    @phyllishamilton165 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The best thing of all is the pitch-perfect conversation shared by the two long-term boyfriends: the authentic childhood syntax and delivery is so perfectly crafted!!!

  • @maddiegrace_w
    @maddiegrace_w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    the ultimate look of disappointment
    “we’re roommates. we’re basically roommates”

    • @bocowan9106
      @bocowan9106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I know a lot of girls that have that same problem, but won’t dump him because she can’t afford another apartment

    • @redbaron07
      @redbaron07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bocowan9106 Those broke-ass women shouldn't complain then! (And do their own shopping for useless crap.) :)

    • @Moosetick2002
      @Moosetick2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was shocked that he wouldn't want to have sex with Selena Gomez at any opportunity

    • @OpalLeigh
      @OpalLeigh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@bocowan9106the rental crisis problem is real 😂 but yeah the “of course. Silly me” while looking dead inside 🙊

    • @jakeryan9469
      @jakeryan9469 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The deadpan "watch" w/out hesitation. You know she knew the answer.

  • @jaygasper4853
    @jaygasper4853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    The way he cries like a little boy and grabs at the attendant's shirt like a little boy. Sooooo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bjornstativ
    @Bjornstativ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “It’s like light outside…”
    “Oh. Silly me” 😂🤣

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When Matt started crying, it killed me. 😂

  • @malxredleader
    @malxredleader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I too cry in Sephora when I can’t find what I need

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just show pictures of the products,they know

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seems reasonable. I have turned to online ordering whenever possible for similar reasons. 🤣

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's no shopping in Sephora without asking for help. There's so much going on visually, and it's all over the place.

    • @lorenzo1660
      @lorenzo1660 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Totally relatable. If you don't faint for the overwhelming smell, you get dizzy trying to sort out colours, scents, sizes, prices, and even practical uses of products.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I cry when I feel like the products won't help me and people won't like nor respect me as much if I don't wear them.

  • @feyzadogan9013
    @feyzadogan9013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    Selena slayed every single sketch i love her acting

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/mpOkBNG6Elg/w-d-xo.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @OldManLuffy
      @OldManLuffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Your standards must not be very high the guidance counselor sketch was the worst sketch in snl history

    • @tomatari
      @tomatari 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      she acts like a robot with flu....

    • @sirenofamphitrite4612
      @sirenofamphitrite4612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@OldManLuffy the bratz one was worse lol

    • @leedalite
      @leedalite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@OldManLuffy umm that's more to do with the writing rather than Sel's acting. this person is obviously praising Selena's comedic timing and delivery which despite 2-3 sketches being mediocre, still managed to shine through. but overall this episode was great and had some great writing too

  • @annt2136
    @annt2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    “And after stopping to get himself a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich even though he ate an hour ago, Matt’s on his way to the market!” Priceless!!! Hahaha… Sometimes shopping will do that to you.

    • @jeanpaultongeren125
      @jeanpaultongeren125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baby do you want to have sex right now?!: Me: Who can say no to Selena Gomez???

    • @brianregan75
      @brianregan75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha bacon egg and cheese is sooo nyc 😂🤣

    • @mbvglider
      @mbvglider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think it’s to show that he’s perfectly able to do things when he cares.

    • @mbvglider
      @mbvglider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@annt2136That was a lot to read. I really don't think that sandwich joke was that complicated. Selena's character just pointed out that Mikey's character is good at doing complicated tasks that take plenty of patience and persistence, like DraftKings (which involves a lot of statistics and mathematics) or adult Legos (which can take countless hours), but that he can't (won't, let's be honest) do anything for her without her being there for him. And sure enough, he can't get a simple thing at Sephora, but he can get himself a breakfast sandwich just fine because he wants one and cares about his wants, while he doesn't care about his girlfriend's wants and needs. It's a sketch that makes fun of weaponized incompetence among many long-term partners who seem to become weirdly competent whenever they decide to do something they care about doing. I really don't think the joke was that some people want to eat again after shopping.

    • @annt2136
      @annt2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mbvglider is your name really Karen? Cause I fell like it’s Karen. I find this sketch more hysterical now. I appreciate the writers and creators brilliant! Love you!!!

  • @jasonfoerstel
    @jasonfoerstel ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I felt that Sephora part to my core. Going in there without my lady is overwhelming until one of the attendants see you looking like a lost puppy and come help you with the items you are there to retrieve.
    It is humbling…and also to checkout with 4 things that total over $100 is equally impressive.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      as a barns and noble cashier I must say: four items and only 100$? Nice.

    • @OpalLeigh
      @OpalLeigh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Former Sephora employee- 4 items for $100 was before the inflation crisis 😂 if you get 2 for $100 now it’s a sale.

    • @ascent8487
      @ascent8487 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I hope you went in there of your own accord because I’m sorry but any woman who’d send there man to Sephora for her is ridiculous. For multiple reasons.

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ascent8487No, he didn't. She was holding up the Roosevelt Island tram in one hand and told him it was either Sephora or "suffer the children". 🙄

  • @milescataldo8808
    @milescataldo8808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    Was anyone else really hoping he showed up with a Nightwing action figure? 😂

    • @FzyonZarzuelaFernandez
      @FzyonZarzuelaFernandez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh no instead of makeup for eyelashes no way. 😌😂🤪🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That and a "Smashmouth" CD......he'd have been 2/3 of the way there!?!?

    • @abigailsalmanac
      @abigailsalmanac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YUP! 😂😭

    • @Emy53
      @Emy53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that would have been awesome.

  • @SelGogreen
    @SelGogreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Loved this. I would actually watch this show. Selena’s acting is on point!

    • @AimeeCVaj
      @AimeeCVaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her acting style requires no acting.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    this is perfect for making single guys who do know how to run errands like me feel good about themselves.

    • @noseraph
      @noseraph ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keep running those errands son, you'll be doing it for a long time. 😂

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@noseraph do you not even know how to run errands for yourself?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yogidevendrabiriyani1777 thanks, but I am really working on me right now.

    • @indigoeyes100
      @indigoeyes100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The bar is set so low for men it's ridiculous

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@indigoeyes100 like 90% of men are hideous physically anyway

  • @catytheredheadedalaskan8118
    @catytheredheadedalaskan8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    If I hadn't made grocery lists for my husband that included pictures, this wouldn't be sad.

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure he can fine Steak & potatoes. Maybe your list sucked?

    • @catytheredheadedalaskan8118
      @catytheredheadedalaskan8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@davidbeppler3032 maybe. But the boyfriend I replaced him with knows how to find a lot of things he didn't, so I'm pretty sure it was just him. Thanks for checking!

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 Best comeback award 🏆

    • @mandlerparr1
      @mandlerparr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I sent mine with the packaging the product comes in and told him exactly what the aisle number is. He still called.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidbeppler3032
      What kind of potatoes, Davey?

  • @mochi_ani
    @mochi_ani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Mikey Day is such a gem and an important cast member 🍒

    • @dildoswaggins2950
      @dildoswaggins2950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one aksed

    • @ShayniBC
      @ShayniBC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dildoswaggins2950 No one asked for your opinion either.

    • @ShayniBC
      @ShayniBC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dildoswaggins2950 Sorry "aksed"

    • @Karrek21
      @Karrek21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope, he is not 😐

    • @billyolden8859
      @billyolden8859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Karrek21 Yes he is you knob

  • @VforVendettas
    @VforVendettas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Adding that half to 38 was a genius addition. Hilarious!

    • @ninasalor5808
      @ninasalor5808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus loves you he died on the cross for your sins. Believe in him and you will be saved and go to heaven!

    • @Moosetick2002
      @Moosetick2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ninasalor5808 But did he ever do an errand for his girlfriend?

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Moosetick2002 No but he did wash Mary Magdelene's feet. That's a big boy thing!

  • @ريحانة-و8ك
    @ريحانة-و8ك ปีที่แล้ว +311

    WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE. YOU DESERVE BETTER MY SISTERS

    • @funk3nst3in
      @funk3nst3in 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      lol weekend update tonight was about weaponized incompetence! immediately thought of this sketch

    • @JB-lp9xr
      @JB-lp9xr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One red sock tossed in with the whites gets us out of laundry duty forever! (Rubs hands together evilly) bwahaha!!!

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Good thing women never weaponise incompetence

    • @kat8295
      @kat8295 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@mark9294 Does it happen? Yes. Does it happen nearly as often in comparison to men to a point where it is one of the leading causes of divorce? No. Apples/oranges.

    • @syumich12
      @syumich12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But also the same men built the house you sleep in and the chair you're sitting in. Truth is they don't care is all. I suggest just getting your own menial items. I would never ask my girlfriend to go and get me a specific hammer or something at Home Depot. Na I mean?

  • @CanaAlyce
    @CanaAlyce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Working in retail. Omg I deal with these types of guys all the time who don’t know how to shop for their girlfriends.

    • @catytheredheadedalaskan8118
      @catytheredheadedalaskan8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shout out to you! A poor Walgreens clerk helped me pick condoms for my son today.

    • @fanofeverythingsinglething1000
      @fanofeverythingsinglething1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 HUH

    • @danicleckley5404
      @danicleckley5404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      LOL 😆 me too! I ask for their girlfriend/wife's size and they look at me like I just asked them to calculate the diameter of the sun divided by the radius of the moon.
      The number of petite who have to exchange their XXL shirts is so fun. This usually happens right after Mother’s Day, Valentine's Day, and Christmas.

    • @neojd
      @neojd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 what? lol

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 You're certainly a good scout. I would make him buy me loads of feminine products in retaliation, whether I needed them or not. 🤣

  • @schtuff.8207
    @schtuff.8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    love that Tina Feys book is on the counter

  • @Ascendance1992
    @Ascendance1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    As someone who just bought a cream that cost 80 dollars i feel attacked by that oddly specific line

    • @CC-si3cr
      @CC-si3cr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why? That's actually a more affordable cream. Crème de la Mer costs $360 for a 2 oz jar.

    • @theajtruth
      @theajtruth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You should feel that way. 😌

    • @antoinettechevalier2453
      @antoinettechevalier2453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same - just yesterday at Sephora: bought an eye cream from Biossance line, c.$70 .

    • @turducken2785
      @turducken2785 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drunk elephant?

    • @greg5green
      @greg5green 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CC-si3cr cream of the sea? seems like it should just be shipping costs

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "I might have a bottleaglass of wine. It's 10am it's ok you can cut that out"
    LOL😆🤣

  • @hellobecky84
    @hellobecky84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Having recently watched Netflix's adorable "Old Enough," this was a brilliant unexpected take. Well done lol

    • @augustjsb
      @augustjsb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a real show? How old are these kids.

    • @talesfromatiredmind4785
      @talesfromatiredmind4785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@augustjsb toddlers 9 being the oldest I think. You have to remember Japan is very different from the USA though before you judge.
      The kids never go too far, the entire neighborhood usually looks out for them, the crime rate is different in Japan, and it's apparently a big childhood tradition in Japan to go on an errand all by yourself as a toddler.

    • @hellobecky84
      @hellobecky84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@augustjsb yep, real show and also the children are being trailed by camera crews always who you can see occasionally intervene. Safety definitely prioritized

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "netflix's" it's fucking japanese. Just because some suit bought the streaming rights doesn't make it a netflix original.

    • @Marcopolo9
      @Marcopolo9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@augustjsb the youngest I’ve seen on the show is 2

  • @IanHarper707
    @IanHarper707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    “Don’t get distracted by Ana De Armas, Matt!”
    *Story of my life*

    • @chrishaddad5362
      @chrishaddad5362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha seriously

    • @raymondhsu6407
      @raymondhsu6407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially at 1:17 when the sign is partially obscured to say just “labia”

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    The boyfriend character was absolutely funny! He nailed it! More of this please!

    • @missnubi4876
      @missnubi4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I enjoyed the crying and how the sales lady at Sephora treated him as if he were 5 yrs old.....

  • @gthomson8065
    @gthomson8065 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    It took me 15 years of marriage to start bringing back the right item from the store. So what I’m saying is, there is hope.

  • @91072craigster
    @91072craigster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "I asked him to bring home an eyeliner pencil and two shallots. He brings home ten pounds of onions and a blush pallet for African-American women, so..." 😄😄

    • @XploreAz
      @XploreAz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha! We watched the same video!

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame she forgot how to do anything for herself when they got together.

    • @LatentOwl3042
      @LatentOwl3042 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mydogeatspuke We get it, you're a pick-me with internalized misogyny.

  • @zeynabhoseiny279
    @zeynabhoseiny279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Genius whoever wrote this 😆😆 Selena is so lovely 😍

  • @Aaron-vn3ej
    @Aaron-vn3ej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    This is one of the funniest skits they've done in a long time.

  • @Aaaaahahahaaaaa
    @Aaaaahahahaaaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Her delivery is incredible

  • @ProjectMILF
    @ProjectMILF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Worked in pharmacy. Amazing the number of dads who walk out with an empty bag and drive home after being told to wait while we mix their child's antibiotic. Never fun having to deal with the "My husband is an idiot, can you guys keep the pharmacy open for an extra 15mins?" Phone calls we'd get if we couldn't race out to the parking lot fast enough to hand him the bottle before he peeled out.

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why did you give them the bag without the medicine?

    • @MyB1AncestorsWantMe2SPELLitOut
      @MyB1AncestorsWantMe2SPELLitOut ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ​@@pcbassoon3892Noooooo, wait huh????
      🤦🏾‍♀️
      "leaving with an empty bag" meaning HE LEFT/ THEY LEAVE without any of the items that they went THERE TO GET.
      "THEY LEFT WITHOUT GETTING WHAT THEY NEEDED"

    • @MyB1AncestorsWantMe2SPELLitOut
      @MyB1AncestorsWantMe2SPELLitOut ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@user-cx5no9oi2w
      What????
      Omg
      🤦🏾‍♀️🙄

    • @threenumbnuts
      @threenumbnuts 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@pcbassoon3892 Pretty sure they mean their own bag.

    • @phoenixrivenus9270
      @phoenixrivenus9270 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why didn't you tell them to sit and wait. Look them in the eye as a necessity and not an option. Jabronis will sit.

  • @nicoley8844
    @nicoley8844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Genuinely loved how calming Selena approaches her “boyfriend” in this 😂

  • @TheSiemek
    @TheSiemek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I am 35 yo, have a wife and run errands, but Sephora… that place scares me.

    • @Johannesburg777
      @Johannesburg777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm a female and Sephora scares me

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Cecily Strong's super-sarcastic "But WHAT'S THIS? Another boy on an errand?!" just DESTROYS me! LOL!

  • @N0B0DYC4RE
    @N0B0DYC4RE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "It's like light outside" I see why she needs that glass now😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @StromBugSlayer
      @StromBugSlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bottle

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pashadyne 🙄🙄

    • @jclyntoledo
      @jclyntoledo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pashadyne It's not like you can only get pregnant in the day time and besides woman aren't even fertile every day of the month. Not to mention there's a thing called contraceptive.

  • @m.spencerhudec5624
    @m.spencerhudec5624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love that this is essentially just calling out weaponized incompetence.

    • @royce9018
      @royce9018 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      not really... weaponizing something is an intentional effort

    • @PraveenKumar-bo7fw
      @PraveenKumar-bo7fw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@royce9018But it is intentional.

    • @phytonso9877
      @phytonso9877 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      How are your six cats doing?

    • @Seagaltalk
      @Seagaltalk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You've been spending to much time on the wrong reddit subs

    • @syumich12
      @syumich12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice, grab another popularized saying from a book or online? Truth is, the guy just doesn't care about the type of dish soap, YOU DO, go buy it. Men need little, women need a lot. I mean what is this thing always asking men to do things for you. Men rarely ask for anything, except to be left in peace. Dump him or shut up.

  • @healthytiper5373
    @healthytiper5373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Selena did amazing!

  • @lilyhammer6661
    @lilyhammer6661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The first time I sent my boyfriend to the store it was for Parmesan cheese. He came back with a big container of the dehydrated pizza topping you shake on. He did not know you could buy shredded or blocks of actual Parmesan cheese in.. wait for it… the cheese aisle. 6 years later, I still adore him.

    • @notsuspicioususer4080
      @notsuspicioususer4080 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lmao as a poor I would’ve gotten the same 😭

    • @TheFlowerQueen
      @TheFlowerQueen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I definitely would have made the same mistake 🤣 In our house we call it shakey cheese

    • @mattdudester9037
      @mattdudester9037 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      so you were not specific in your needs. Not his fault for the lack of communication.

    • @lilyhammer6661
      @lilyhammer6661 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mattdudester9037 it’s literally not even in the cheese section…. I didn’t think saying I needed cheese needed more specifics. I didn’t ask for the astronaut version.

    • @ciderdonuts
      @ciderdonuts 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lilyhammer6661nope. Thats totally on you. At this point grated Parmesan cheese is implied in the name. But here you are on the internet mocking him to everyone meanwhile your miscommunication is the real culprit here.
      I know you don’t believe me because women are infallible these days, so tell people in real life this story and see what they say.

  • @Gleem1313
    @Gleem1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    She always had amazing comic timing on “Wizards of Waverly Place.” I would love to see her in some high quality comedic films.

  • @Grsz11
    @Grsz11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Cecily's voiceovers are perfect.

  • @breskiboo
    @breskiboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They forgot to add them calling you every 3 minutes when they’re in the store! lol!

  • @LifeofDayy
    @LifeofDayy ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Any time one of my girlfriends was in this type of relationship it was SOOOO hard to not say something. There are really grown folks out there that can’t do anything for themselves. 😩

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's just entitlement.

    • @jorgebarriosmur
      @jorgebarriosmur 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah, I would say that, given enough time, we develop all the abilities we need in order to survive, and discard the rest...
      For example:
      I KNOW how to fry an egg, becuase I like to eat eggs from time to time (pro tip, don`t fry them naked)
      I DON`T KNOW how to navigate the make-up section from any store, mostly because I don`t use make up, and therefore have no need for this kind of knowledge. Indeed, even thinking about all the types of tools, coulors and shades needed, gives me headache
      Also I can accept the existence of as many genders as necesary (everyone should be able to feel confortable in his own skin, I don`t care), but I REFUSE to accept that there are more than 7 colours. Period. 7. No more, no less. 7. That`s it. 7. "Burgundy" is NOT a colour under any circunstance or condition........7.
      A simple life is the key to happines (at least for me)

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Whocareslol420 that's not what this is. This generation lives in an era of glorifying incompetence and inanity.

    • @tbewin1z143
      @tbewin1z143 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      they just don't want to do it so they screw it up so they are not asked again

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@tbewin1z143 evil just evil

  • @benvoliothefirst
    @benvoliothefirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Can 100% confirm that "Smash Mouth Nightwing" is exactly what my brain came up with literally seconds after it was described.

    • @laurao3274
      @laurao3274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a woman, but I know almost nothing about makeup. If someone were to send me to get that, I'd go to CVS and buy the first black eyeliner within my grasp.

  • @michaelvachon1334
    @michaelvachon1334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love it when SNL grabs a current thing (I had no idea about 'Old Enough') and flips it on its head. Another SNL classic bit in the making!

    • @rachelh7926
      @rachelh7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The actual show is pretty heartwarming; you should check it out.

  • @stevemcalphabet2282
    @stevemcalphabet2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    There were a lot of funny skits on SNL last night, but this one had me crying.

    • @srhbluerain
      @srhbluerain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially if you've watched the actual show...

    • @stevemcalphabet2282
      @stevemcalphabet2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@srhbluerain I've only seen another story done about it, but it was enough to know that men often act like toddlers.

  • @silviabenavidez178
    @silviabenavidez178 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love seeing beautiful queen Salena always gorgeous and talented

  • @jmcdonne
    @jmcdonne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love 3:01 : "Kelsey wanted 2 shallots" as the camera shows the shallots and then pans away.

  • @EllieBellie_111
    @EllieBellie_111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    My boyfriend and I watched this together. Hit a little too close to home, tbh 🙁

  • @danicleckley5404
    @danicleckley5404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    This is like when my mom asks my dad to buy spinach dip, and he comes back with a lot of spinach from the produce section.

    • @Johannesburg777
      @Johannesburg777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If he also brought cream cheese, onion soup mix, and sour cream, I'd forgive him, because homemade spinach dip is better than store-bought.

    • @danicleckley5404
      @danicleckley5404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@canaisyoung3601 lol. He said he was concentrating so hard on the spinach part, he forgot the dip🤣

    • @susivarga7303
      @susivarga7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danicleckley5404 Thank God you didn't send him out to get toilet paper.

    • @devinfan3448
      @devinfan3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he def zoned out after hearing spinach.

  • @zys1277
    @zys1277 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dying..😂..This is probably the most relatable skit I've ever seen..😂😫

  • @nayelimirandaf.
    @nayelimirandaf. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It scares me how accurate this is

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Selena shined in every sketch. She did such a great job hosting❤️

  • @MeghanBean
    @MeghanBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Do you know where the makeup is?” had me a bigger laugh than it got

    • @gocubsgo2562
      @gocubsgo2562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to work at The Sports Authority in Chicago when I was in college and a guy came in and dead seriously asked me where the sporting goods were. I stared at him for a couple of seconds cause I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. He wasn’t. He was actually looking for rollerblade laces. People are freakin weird.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gocubsgo2562 I worked at an ice cream parlor. A dude in a really nice Audi rocked up, jumped out, and rushed over to me. I'm standing in front of the glass display of the scoopable ice creams (we also had freezerfuls of pints and half gallons).
      Out of breath, he goes "Do you sell ice cream?"
      I literally didn't know what to say. Anything I said would have come off as rude or condescending.
      I ended up saying, "Yes, we only sell ice cream." While sweeping my arm around me.
      He got flustered and literally ran out.
      I am still baffled to this day. (Oh, btw, this ice cream place is a local dairy chain widely known in my state.)

  • @petloverspy
    @petloverspy ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You know what, as a barely functioning adult, these sketches and the stories in the comments do make me feel much better about myself 😂 Sure I’ll probably live with my mom for the rest of my life but I’m learning to help, and can at least run errands mostly successfully!

    • @asvegas777
      @asvegas777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey it could be worse! You could be this way and a girl ahaha 🥳🥳🥳

    • @mister_manager
      @mister_manager ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@asvegas777 How do you know they're not a girl

    • @asvegas777
      @asvegas777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mister_manager apparently my brain decided that way. Thanks for monitoring me.

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This was hilarious. Mikey Day is so good at every role. Especially being awkward, or shocked in some way. Selena also nailed her role. Her dry tone, and acting skills were top notch. Best skit of hers from SNL this week imo.

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Smashmouth Nightwing sounds sick tho

    • @rosiewalker7676
      @rosiewalker7676 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/mpOkBNG6Elg/w-d-xo.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @LilTy702
      @LilTy702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wanna buy whatever that is

    • @samarakeys7376
      @samarakeys7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/byHQZodQuj8/w-d-xo.html
      It’s finally here.

    • @trinity31409
      @trinity31409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How about Darkwing Duck-lip liner?

    • @Ricksta103
      @Ricksta103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good band name too lol.

  • @maylinjx
    @maylinjx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This sketch is my favorite so far, I cracked up so many times

  • @willcookmakeup
    @willcookmakeup หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Her delivery is so great. "Oh silly me"

  • @47zant
    @47zant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I’m not going to lie if my gf of three years sent me to Sephora by myself I’ll probably start to cry

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Even going with a girlfriend is painful, watching her blow a weeks salary on makeup I do not give a single f'ck about, lol

    • @samringwald
      @samringwald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I used to go buy makeup for my girlfriend (now wife) and I just wrote down the stuff and kept it in my wallet so I blew the clerks away when I walked in and asked for the items by name. I also knew which drawer they kept the specific thing she needed that they never knew where it was. It was fine.

    • @richardgrier8968
      @richardgrier8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@samringwald wow you’re good! I’d just walk in, show the very nice and helpful ladies my daughters’ texts with the items they wanted, and they’d round everything up for me. The were even careful to get the points on their accounts. Great customer service there.

    • @IkaikaArnado
      @IkaikaArnado 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd come back with a paint blaster set to clown whore mode.

    • @psychoPilgrim36
      @psychoPilgrim36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@BlazingOwnager no offense but why does it matter if you care about the makeup

  • @comma_man
    @comma_man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    This stereotype is quite funny. Shallot onion thing hits home!! 😆

  • @llada2725
    @llada2725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Until he lived with her he was in his parent's basement... They're not letting him move back.

  • @enrique-nk1iq
    @enrique-nk1iq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    僕は日本人です。長年SNLのファンです。日本のテレビ番組のパロディを作ってくれたSNLとセレーナ・ゴメスに感謝しています!❤

  • @kkleinv
    @kkleinv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The makeup one was so accurate. I hate when the husbands are sent to my store and ask for the most general thing, and when their wives don't answer the phone, they ask me to choose something for their wife.

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They should shop with a photo of the product and their wives' faces.

    • @XLTBlarg
      @XLTBlarg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey blame the wives, we men are well aware we have no idea wtf we are looking at when it comes to makeup/ beauty products. If we ask for help clearly we didnt get enough info that was needed.

    • @psychoPilgrim36
      @psychoPilgrim36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@XLTBlarg i mean the guys could ask more questions if they’re unsure. If my boyfriend wanted me to buy like.. idk tools for him, i would make sure i know what its for so if i do need help i can at least explain to the worker what i need and why. But personally i would just write down what its called word for word and then it wouldnt be hard to find at all, especially if you ask for help

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psychoPilgrim36 Your first mistake was thinking that men ask for help. Yes, even to our detriment.

  • @toms7138
    @toms7138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I don’t know if it was the wig or the lighting or the makeup but Heidi looked like a million bucks in this sketch!

  • @squirrelabouttown6022
    @squirrelabouttown6022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I used to work at a makeup counter and this is 100% accurate. 😂

  • @LittleLoLo7
    @LittleLoLo7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is exactly like my ex from our 6.5 year relationship. He would be on his video games all day and literally would not run an errand without me. I got out 1 year ago. 🤧

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly that is what most women want these days. No good father figures and too many people raised by single mothers will give bad expectations of what a good relationship is.
      Its tough for us responsible men to compete because we come off as "boring" or because, and yes, i get and see this often, we care too much so we are suffocating. So now we have love bombing.
      Make up your mind, do you just want to be FWB or more :/
      Sigh...

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There really aren't any errands anyone needs to run these days though. You can have everything you need delivered to your door. Maybe he wouldn't run your errands without you because he figured he wasn't your slave? You could have just done it yourself if it was that important.

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @mydogeatspuke I wonder what he did outside of the 4 walls? Considering women have all the power to pick the partner these days, is she saying he picked a bum or is she saying like so many women do, that what he does only matters if she would otherwise do it.
      What I mean is, she doesn't want to do outdoor work and she isn't doing half of his job so none of those things count.
      If she thinks of an errand that only interests or benefits her, he has to do it. I doubt he ever asks her to run errands for him.

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@waltermh111 honestly, the amount of women in the comments saying how useless their boyfriends/husbands are when they send them to do something that they could have just done themselves is wild to me. Are we supposed to forget how to do things for ourselves when we get into a relationship? It would explain where I've been going wrong, giving men their own time and space to do with as they wish instead of treating them like employees who only exist to please me...

    • @dazedneptune
      @dazedneptune ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ⁠@@mydogeatspukeuh are you okay? Why are you so mad that women ask men to run errands? Delivery fees are expensive. And Partners are supposed to help each other with everyday tasks. That’s not being a slave. That’s just… what people in relationships do.

  • @andrewodell4021
    @andrewodell4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I felt so happy for Mikey when he was finally able to get back on the couch with a controller in his hand. And with ten pounds of shallots now in the house, he probably won't need to go out again for weeeks.

  • @danieldougan269
    @danieldougan269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This was the best sketch of the night.

  • @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
    @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Smash Mouth Nightwing" fucking DESTROYED me.
    Now I can't stop picturing Dick Grayson shitfaced in a karaoke bar, drunkenly singing "Then The Morning Comes"

    • @Iwasbournejason
      @Iwasbournejason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They should’ve had him come home with a Nightwing action figure 😂😂

  • @bearsonwelles3407
    @bearsonwelles3407 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I mean, sending your boyfriend to the makeup store to buy an eyeliner pencil would be like me sending my wife to the hardware store to buy a wheel for my angle grinder. These are niche interests.

  • @gregoryuk
    @gregoryuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'It's still light outside'.
    I understand completely.