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  • Check out our UPDATED version which has all the NEW ELEMENTS here: • The Periodic Table Son...
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    Written, Directed, Produced, Edited and Sung by Mitchell Moffit.
    Based on the "Can-Can" music, by Offenbach.
    LYRICS:
    There's Hydrogen and Helium
    Then Lithium, Beryllium
    Boron, Carbon everywhere
    Nitrogen all through the air
    With Oxygen so you can breathe
    And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
    Neon to light up the signs
    Sodium for salty times
    Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
    Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
    Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
    CHORUS
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react agressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are added moving to the right
    Iron is the 26th
    Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
    Copper, Zinc and Gallium
    Germanium and Arsenic
    Selenium and Bromine film
    While Krypton helps light up your room
    Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
    Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
    Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
    Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
    Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
    Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
    Where Lanthanides have just begun
    Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
    Neodymium's next too
    Promethium, then 62's
    Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
    Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
    Ytterbium, Lutetium
    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
    Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
    Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
    Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
    Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
    Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
    Radon, Francium will last a little time
    Radium then Actinides at 89
    REPEAT CHORUS
    Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
    Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
    Americium, Curium, Berkelium
    Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
    Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
    Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
    Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
    Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
    Ununtrium, Flerovium
    Ununpentium, Livermorium
    Ununseptium, Ununoctium
    And then we're done!!
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  • @chrisnoctskie5869
    @chrisnoctskie5869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11984

    Oh God! What is that 1 element again? *Sings the whole song to find that one element.

    • @Ra11y
      @Ra11y 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      +Chris Noctskie omg same

    • @chrisnoctskie5869
      @chrisnoctskie5869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Max William Gowers its Ununoctium!!

    • @gnouveli
      @gnouveli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Chris Noctskie HAHAHAHAHA this is true and happen on the other subject

    • @mealux7206
      @mealux7206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That is what I do in school, sometimes.

    • @zeynepsaner776
      @zeynepsaner776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Chris Noctskie me af

  • @maplebeari
    @maplebeari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18966

    When the science and music teacher are married:

    • @ktuluzzz1350
      @ktuluzzz1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@cantseethroughmytears5124 go on finish your statement.

    • @eytche9066
      @eytche9066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      guys I think he/she is choking

    • @manjuchoudhary1659
      @manjuchoudhary1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@eytche9066 no I killed her while she was typing

    • @shylillover84
      @shylillover84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@manjuchoudhary1659 eh?-

    • @joshr9457
      @joshr9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@eytche9066 or they

  • @pavonated
    @pavonated ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I used this song to help study for chemistry when I was like 15 and a sophomore in high school. I have now graduated college, and this still will come to mind and get stuck in my head. I will know this forever. thanks AsapSCIENCE

    • @notmarcus17
      @notmarcus17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im a sophomore in high school and my teacher showed us this today, I remember seeing one of these in elementary school and becoming so obsessed with it that I literally memorized every single element, unfortunately I can only go up to around 44 elements before I start to forget. It was kind of a full circle moment

    • @pretty.person.bedroom
      @pretty.person.bedroom ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i memeorised this at 10, and now at 13 im only just needing to use it!

    • @Mushdash
      @Mushdash 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      H he li be carbon n oxygen
      0:17

    • @freeshavac-ado6704
      @freeshavac-ado6704 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@pretty.person.bedroomlmao I memorized it for extra credit when I was 13 and now I’m 17 suffering in physics and missing chemistry

    • @RUPALIRAJWADE-14
      @RUPALIRAJWADE-14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I memorized this whole table signing this song 😊

  • @KyleDoesRandom155
    @KyleDoesRandom155 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Rest in piece the old elements that were removed in 2018

    • @renzy_ris132
      @renzy_ris132 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes

    • @Dinnerbone5935
      @Dinnerbone5935 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They didnt removed them. They just changed their temporary names.

    • @what_27
      @what_27 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which ones?

    • @elevatingthemidwest2379
      @elevatingthemidwest2379 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@what_27Ununtrium, Ununpentium, Ununseptium and Ununoctium

    • @Videotheboy1899
      @Videotheboy1899 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@elevatingthemidwest2379 thats a lot of UNUNs

  • @ahs7869
    @ahs7869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13135

    Teacher: What element is atomic number 118
    Me: Can you give me 2 and a half minutes to myself

    • @Zymasis39_
      @Zymasis39_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Welcome to 2017. There is no "ununoctium", there is "oganesson".

    • @thomasduck125
      @thomasduck125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      And "ununtrium" is "nihonium,"
      "ununpentium" is "moscovium,"
      and "ununseptium" is "tennessine."

    • @TheDellowLlamas
      @TheDellowLlamas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      and ununoctium is ognession.

    • @wintersnowing
      @wintersnowing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      EVERYTHING I LEARNED IS WROOOOOONG

    • @everkade
      @everkade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well it was originally ununoctium cause it was literally un"1"un"1"oct"8"ium but now they gave it a more creative name...

  • @Dibbydibble
    @Dibbydibble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6083

    Teacher: Who can name the most elements on the periodic table
    The smart kid:

    • @randomcornflake9989
      @randomcornflake9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Yep that happened to me, I just sung the whole song.

    • @HanaIsHere1224
      @HanaIsHere1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Love your zim icon

    • @ggh05t
      @ggh05t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      T D uhhhh...

    • @jasburger
      @jasburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HanaIsHere1224 Yeah same

    • @purefranciska1299
      @purefranciska1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I live in Croatia so I have to study every element on the periodic table (Croatian version) and THEN sing the whole song :v

  • @AlexFunTime
    @AlexFunTime 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    0:52 *ARSENIC* 👹

    • @user-rf5ur5dl2d
      @user-rf5ur5dl2d 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      noice all u hear is ARSENIC

    • @craazy_venus1
      @craazy_venus1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      my fav

    • @farrukhazeem1265
      @farrukhazeem1265 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if there was a 119th element

    • @sredmond3085
      @sredmond3085 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@plant1t1t1t Thanks

    • @ClassicLightBedwars
      @ClassicLightBedwars หลายเดือนก่อน

      all i hear is arsenism

  • @BossGamingOfficial23
    @BossGamingOfficial23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Lyrics with timestamps:
    0:01-0:09 And Now, ASAPScience Presents, the elements of the periodic table
    0:10 There's Hydrogen, and Helium
    0:11 Then Lithium
    0:12 Beryllium
    0:12-0:13 Boron
    0:13 Carbon everywhere
    0:14-0:17 Nitrogen, all through the air
    0:17 Oxygen so you can breathe,
    Flourine for your pretty teeth
    0:18 Neon to light up the sign
    0:20 Sodium for salty times
    0:21 Magnesium
    0:22 Aluminum
    0:23 Silicon
    0:24 Phosphorous and
    0:26 Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    0:27 Potassium
    0:27-0:29 And Calcium so you'll grow strong
    0:30 Scandium
    0:31-0:33 Titanium, Vanadium
    0:33 and Chromium
    0:33 and Manganese
    0:35 This is the Periodic Table
    0:38 Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali
    0:41 react agressively
    0:42 Each period will see new outer shells while electrons are added moving to the right
    0:47 Iron is the 26th
    0:48-0:50 Then Cobalt, Nickel
    coins you get, Copper Zinc and Gallium
    0:51 Germanium and
    0:52 Arsenic, Selenium and
    0:53 Bromine film
    0:54 while Krypton helps light up your room
    0:55 Rubidium
    0:56 Stronium and Yittrium
    0:58 Zirconium, Niobium
    1:00 Molybdenum
    1:01 Technetium, Ruthenium
    1:02 Rhodium
    1:03 Palladium
    1:04 Silver Ware then
    1:05 Cadmium
    1:06 Indium
    1:07 Tin cans
    1:08 Antimony,
    1:09 Then Tellurium
    1:10 and Iodine, and Xenon
    1:11 and then Caesium and..
    1:13 Barium is 56th and this is where the table splits, where lanthanides has just begun,
    1:21 Lanthanum
    1:22 Cerium and
    1:23 Praseodymium
    1:27 Neodymium is next to
    1:29 Promethium, then 62
    1:31 Samarium
    1:32 Europium
    1:33 Gadolinium
    1:34 Terbium
    1:35 Dysprosium, Holmium
    1:36 Erbium, Thulium,
    1:37 Yitterbium
    1:38 Lutetium
    1:42 Hafnium
    1:43 Tantalum, Tungsten and we're onto
    1:44 Rhenium
    1:45 Osmium and
    1:46 Iridium
    1:47 Platinum, gold to make you rich 'til you grow old
    1:49 Mercury to tell you when its really cold
    1:53 Thallium and
    1:54 Lead and
    1:55 Bismuth for your tummy
    1:56 Polonium
    1:58 Astatine would not be yummy
    1:59 Radon, Francium will last a little time
    2:02 Radium and
    2:03 Actinides at 89
    2:06 This is the Periodic Table
    2:07-2:08 Noble gas is stable
    2:10 Halogens and Alkali react agressively
    2:12 Each period will see
    2:14 new Outer shells while e-
    2:15 lectrons are to the right
    2:17 Actinium, Thorium
    2:18 Protactinium, Uranium
    2:20 Neptunium, Plutonium
    2:21 Americium, Curium
    2:22 Berkelium, Califormium
    2:23 Einsteinium
    2:24 Fermium, Mendelevium
    2:25 Nobelium, Lawrencium
    2:26 Rutherfordium, Dubnium
    2:27 Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium
    2:28 Meitnerium, Damstadium (Darmstadium)
    2:29 Roentgenium, Copernicium, Nihonium
    2:31 Flerovium
    2:33 Moscovium
    2:34 Livermorium
    2:35 Tennessine
    2:36 Oganesson
    2:38 and then were done.
    2:40 itunes

    • @phushlatavarma-kt5ou
      @phushlatavarma-kt5ou 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks for this much hard work 😇

    • @cool_guy87
      @cool_guy87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You got the last but wrong - Nihonium, Moscovium, Tennessine and Oganesson are called ununtrium, ununpentium, ununseptium and ununoctium in this version

    • @homemadehouse777
      @homemadehouse777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tysm

    • @effenditeknika9548
      @effenditeknika9548 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​Yeah​@@cool_guy87is right, this is where those elements haven't occupied yet

    • @AnshikaaGovindamSharma
      @AnshikaaGovindamSharma 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ok but it seems that ur officially unemployed...

  • @bbbbbbeisn
    @bbbbbbeisn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3924

    Conversation between Oxygen and Helium:
    Oxygen: *says funny joke*
    Helium: He He He He He

    • @mzr.3620
      @mzr.3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Sodium: Na
      Boron: You people are Boron.

    • @leafyjr-amp5063
      @leafyjr-amp5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      XD Both Of Them Jokes Are Hilarious, I Love Science

    • @xxgeometrydashbfbandmore2706
      @xxgeometrydashbfbandmore2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      You want to hear a joke about Oxygen and Sodium?
      O Na

    • @leapyear8845
      @leapyear8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oxygen - O :

    • @heyitsjuri
      @heyitsjuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Oxygen and Potassium be like: OK.

  • @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc
    @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    Smart Friends what's your Wi-Fi password:
    Smart Kid: *Inhales*

    • @robertlatham393
      @robertlatham393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Molybdenum

    • @mr.imposter4691
      @mr.imposter4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      but actually do you know how long you will write it? :/

    • @mikomiko4250
      @mikomiko4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want my password to be that now XD

    • @emilenevaladez128
      @emilenevaladez128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I subed

    • @MoonlightCactus
      @MoonlightCactus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There's Hydrogen and Helium
      Then Lithium, Beryllium
      Boron, Carbon everywhere
      Nitrogen all through the air
      With Oxygen so you can breathe
      And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
      Neon to light up the signs
      Sodium for salty times
      Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
      Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
      Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
      Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react agressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are added moving to the right
      Iron is the 26th
      Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
      Copper, Zinc and Gallium
      Germanium and Arsenic
      Selenium and Bromine film
      While Krypton helps light up your room
      Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
      Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
      Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
      Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
      Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
      Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
      Where Lanthanides have just begun
      Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
      Neodymium's next too
      Promethium, then 62's
      Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
      Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
      Ytterbium, Lutetium
      Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
      Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
      Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
      Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
      Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
      Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
      Radon, Francium will last a little time
      Radium then Actinides at 89
      Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
      Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
      Americium, Curium, Berkelium
      Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
      Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
      Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
      Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
      Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
      Ununtrium, Flerovium
      Ununpentium, Livermorium
      Ununseptium, Ununoctium
      And then we're done!!

  • @vibin5115
    @vibin5115 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Teacher: can you sing to me your Abc's?
    Me: "THEEERREE'S--

    • @dashtiM
      @dashtiM หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

    • @RealJojo4
      @RealJojo4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      wait but by the symbol (example: Au (gold)) or the name (gold)

    • @Checkmrkkkiiiii
      @Checkmrkkkiiiii 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hydrogen and Helium
      Then Lithium, Beryllium
      Boron, Carbon everywhere
      Nitrogen all through the air
      With Oxygen so you can breathe
      And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
      Neon to light up the signs
      Sodium for salty times
      Silicon
      (Phosphorus, then Sulfur) Chlorine and Argon
      (Potassium) And Calcium so you'll grow strong
      (Scandium) Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are added moving to the right
      Iron is the 26th
      Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
      Copper, Zinc and Gallium
      Germanium and Arsenic
      Selenium and Bromine film
      While Krypton helps light up your room
      Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
      Molybdenum, Technetium
      (Ruthenium) Rhodium, Palladium
      (Silver-war) Then Cadmium and Indium
      (Tin-cans) Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon
      And then Caesium and
      Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits
      Where Lanthanides have just begun
      Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
      Neodymium's next to
      Promethium, then 62's
      Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
      Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
      Ytterbium, Lutetium
      Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
      Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
      Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
      Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
      (Thallium) And lead then Bismuth for your tummy
      (Polonium) Astatine would not be yummy
      (Radon) Francium will last a little time
      (Radium) then Actinides at 89
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are to the right
      Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
      Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
      Americium, Curium, Berkelium
      Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
      Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
      Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
      Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
      Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
      Nihonium, Flerovium
      Moscovium, Livermorium
      Tennessine and Oganesson
      And then we're done

  • @RoseWorldGacha
    @RoseWorldGacha ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how all of this soo hyped up or calm and then there’s
    *ARSENIC*

    • @moondas832
      @moondas832 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He He

  • @umaresrar717
    @umaresrar717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7451

    Mom: our son will be musician.
    Dad: No! he will be scientist.
    Son:

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i know this might be stolen but true 😂

    • @umaresrar717
      @umaresrar717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@nomorejellybeanflower6659 no it’s not stolen bro

    • @secretunknown2782
      @secretunknown2782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@umaresrar717 it’s stolen from remake of this song

    • @ACC_CLIPZ
      @ACC_CLIPZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@secretunknown2782 what if he/she/they didn’t see that comment, not stealing then as that’s a coincidence

    • @catanimated6004
      @catanimated6004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ACC_CLIPZ 🐈

  • @BlueHood345
    @BlueHood345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    Teacher: How did you memorize the periodic table in one night?
    Me: It's complicated

    • @no6448
      @no6448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      me: its hard to explain
      *starts thinking of kuroo*

    • @mgbriii
      @mgbriii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Si soy

    • @historically.darkzz
      @historically.darkzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I DID IT FOR KUROO 💀

    • @LeonardTheWizard
      @LeonardTheWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@no6448 whos that

    • @LeonardTheWizard
      @LeonardTheWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@historically.darkzz who?

  • @melio9287
    @melio9287 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    TODAY HALLOWEEN 2023 THIS SONG JUST CLOSED 8 YEARS...... GREAT JOB ASAP!

  • @mayamarsyana8350
    @mayamarsyana8350 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Thank you ASAP SCIENCE this song really helps and keeps ringing in my head

  • @manjuchoudhary1659
    @manjuchoudhary1659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3266

    Teacher: Does anybody know any jokes about sodium?
    Students: Na!

  • @ZERO-tv5zg
    @ZERO-tv5zg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    2:20 When you're running out of time but there's still a ton of elements to sing

    • @inactive3651
      @inactive3651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX hahahahahaha

    • @javiersandoval9903
      @javiersandoval9903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX taking your time teacher (30 seconds left ) me in head shit

    • @foryoazz
      @foryoazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2:21

    • @ZERO-tv5zg
      @ZERO-tv5zg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      foryoazz And you had to point out that it's 1 second late. Ok.

    • @berting8123
      @berting8123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      foryoazz that's quick

  • @ayokindasussui5669
    @ayokindasussui5669 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro my dad always used to make me watch this man, I remember when the 2018 dropped. This is so nostalgia, thank you.

  • @wiiii_luvchu
    @wiiii_luvchu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TY TO ANYONE WHO MAKE THIS, IT'S REALLY HELPFULL! ❤

  • @noahsno6503
    @noahsno6503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6611

    Two atoms are walking down the street.
    Atom 1: "Dammit, I think I've lost an electron"
    Atom 2: "Really? Are you sure?"
    Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."

    • @lilshoota19
      @lilshoota19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Noah Sno this is good

    • @kingsleydeng9426
      @kingsleydeng9426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      trolololol

    • @newspacia
      @newspacia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Atom 1 is Hydrogen,Because he ain’t got any neutrons
      Atom 2 is helium

    • @jonathanlala4867
      @jonathanlala4867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except electrons are negative

    • @netherbrine8004
      @netherbrine8004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's very true

  • @davidwilson6712
    @davidwilson6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11536

    When you have to sing through the whole song to find out what the 37th element is

    • @Lmtal
      @Lmtal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Rubidium

    • @rossmaxz6161
      @rossmaxz6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Mnemonics r way better

    • @charliepereyda362
      @charliepereyda362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      just like the abc

    • @vikiablamowicz
      @vikiablamowicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      YOU MADE ME REWATCH THE WHOLE VID TO SEE THE 37TH ELEMENT

    • @royxeph_arcanex
      @royxeph_arcanex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I literally sing the "Phosphorous then Sulfur Chlorine and Argon!" part when I try to remember which one is under which in the C+N+O+F+Ne part

  • @colebynum9
    @colebynum9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My 6th grade teacher showed us this song to help teach us, and I'm very glad to have him as a teacher

  • @naiismiless
    @naiismiless 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    [Intro]
    And now, ASAP Science presents:
    The elements of the Periodic Table!
    [Verse 1]
    There's Hydrogen and Helium
    Then Lithium, Beryllium
    Boron, Carbon everywhere
    Nitrogen all through the air
    With Oxygen so you can breathe
    And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
    Neon to light up the signs
    Sodium for salty times
    Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
    Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
    Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
    [Chorus]
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are added moving to the right
    [Verse 2]
    Iron is the 26th
    Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
    Copper, Zinc and Gallium
    Germanium and Arsenic
    Selenium and Bromine film
    While Krypton helps light up your room
    Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
    Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
    Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
    Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
    Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and
    [Bridge]
    Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
    Where Lanthanides have just begun
    Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
    Neodymium's next to
    Promethium, then 62's
    Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
    Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
    Ytterbium, Lutetium
    [Verse 3]
    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
    Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
    Platinum, Gold to make you rich 'til you grow old
    Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
    Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
    Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
    Radon, Francium will last a little time
    Radium then Actinides at 89
    [Chorus]
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are to the right
    [Verse 4]
    Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
    Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
    Americium, Curium, Berkelium
    Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
    Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
    Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
    Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
    Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
    Nihonium, Flerovium
    Moscovium, Livermorium
    Tennessine, and Oganesson
    And then we're done!

    • @UncleTazTaszung
      @UncleTazTaszung 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Woah! Your comment sums it up very well, thanks!

    • @oliviaromig3689
      @oliviaromig3689 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      underatted comment!

    • @tropicalmk3519
      @tropicalmk3519 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The last 2 are incorrect 😕

    • @UncleTazTaszung
      @UncleTazTaszung 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tropicalmk3519 NOOOO THEY ARE

    • @wHIte14379
      @wHIte14379 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tropicalmk3519 The lyrics are the updated one

  • @Edward-it9cr
    @Edward-it9cr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    I listen to this Periodically

    • @abatednihilist7546
      @abatednihilist7546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Jet Squadron Not me! I hate honors chemistry I've been lost since day one and I'm the only freshman in that class ughh

    • @Sparxy
      @Sparxy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahaha I get it

    • @ridanbakery1624
      @ridanbakery1624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice one mate XD

    • @parthavpoudel7025
      @parthavpoudel7025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great, blog it.

    • @ryanthelion6926
      @ryanthelion6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

  • @1AceTM
    @1AceTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    If you can sing elements 95-112 without speaking gibberish you are some genius.

    • @jialeplayz5707
      @jialeplayz5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Asian Nation I can

    • @jialeplayz5707
      @jialeplayz5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No joke if u go my channel and like my vid and comment I will show u

    • @biyawaziri7377
      @biyawaziri7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did

    • @thatoneravenclaw417
      @thatoneravenclaw417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't... It's too fast 😂

    • @Todit
      @Todit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i can but like cant sing as fast

  • @cziffrathegreat666
    @cziffrathegreat666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You’re reviving classical music more than teaching us the elements! And I’m not complaining either

  • @tangerine-butterflies
    @tangerine-butterflies ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Someone: I bet you can't name all the elements of the periodic table.
    Me: THERE'S...

  • @tpj24ever54
    @tpj24ever54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    if only they made a song for everything we take in school i swear i'd be an a+ student

  • @shalu759
    @shalu759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6725

    Imagine singing this song in exam hall to recall a particular element😂

    • @ix-139vidushithakur4
      @ix-139vidushithakur4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      It's a good thing it will take the pressure away for a while 😜😂

    • @naniramisetti1999
      @naniramisetti1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂

    • @vasumanasharma2221
      @vasumanasharma2221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      I've actually seen people do this. Its hilarious. Like they dont actually sing it but u can see them mouthing the whole song in the middle of the exam.😂

    • @shalu759
      @shalu759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And let's imagine again with 1 minute left and then u have to sing whole song to recall element 35th😂😵

    • @aaryanjai604
      @aaryanjai604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@vasumanasharma2221 yeah i do that

  • @Amstro-Radical
    @Amstro-Radical 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This song made me dance 🪩. 👏🏾

  • @Reviiaton
    @Reviiaton 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m still in school and im a science math nerd. This song makes me so happy and I can’t explain why

  • @scy5517
    @scy5517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    What I learn in school:1%
    What I learn in videos:99%

  • @nemuikitsu_
    @nemuikitsu_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I just started to learn this but i understand the jokes in comment section
    I feel like a nerd

    • @SunglassesGirl-mv3te
      @SunglassesGirl-mv3te 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mochi Shinz welcome to the club

    • @dianab.5313
      @dianab.5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaos Grey dude chill, it’s just a comment

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a good feeling for sure, my friend.
      I am a huge geek btw

  • @sonalsahu5556
    @sonalsahu5556 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cool Video! I enjoyed it a lot.

  • @Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnssssss
    @Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnssssss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whenever I heard in your 100 digits of pi video that you post new science videos every Thursday, I was literally jumping up and down enjoy because I love your videos because you’re teaching kids and even some adults like good things to like the periodic table of elements and so on what you’re including in a song because at my school they were just be like repeat after me 3.14159 in the class to be like 3.14157 and then the teacher would be like no do it again but with this song, I memorized it like well half of it in like a week.

  • @YoDay
    @YoDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4889

    Better than TH-cam Rewind

    • @devinwiles4119
      @devinwiles4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have a cover of this

    • @gabrielpowers1548
      @gabrielpowers1548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yessss

    • @YoDay
      @YoDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@devinwiles4119 upload it then

    • @devinwiles4119
      @devinwiles4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did, it’s on a different channel

    • @YoDay
      @YoDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Link?

  • @lkonsul9547
    @lkonsul9547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5170

    You guys are all making jokes but I’m trying to study

  • @EMpsycho3
    @EMpsycho3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My science teacher played this today and this was the first vid that popped up on my recommendation page

  • @axolotlpals9361
    @axolotlpals9361 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Teacher: let’s see who can tell me the elements of the periodic table?
    Me and my fellas : ASAP science presents…

  • @kosmischerkaiser5417
    @kosmischerkaiser5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Asap science was one of the rappers Eminem was to afraid to diss

    • @Skysiax
      @Skysiax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ivan Tschichakowski No copypasta my friend....

    • @cyberhexreal
      @cyberhexreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Skysiax PASTAAAAAAAAA

  • @Fractal821
    @Fractal821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "Oh so you're a scientist? Name every element"

  • @awkwardspaceplant9231
    @awkwardspaceplant9231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this song slapped 7 years ago and it STILL slaps

  • @YesGirlie-zy6fi
    @YesGirlie-zy6fi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    its been 8 years and this is STILL a bop.

  • @tastelessolive3713
    @tastelessolive3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    This video had an element of surprise​ to it

    • @vee8101
      @vee8101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nell R *siiigh*

    • @sydneyjessina
      @sydneyjessina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m DEAAADDD 😂

    • @fynncarter2327
      @fynncarter2327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMg

    • @ultimateloud8356
      @ultimateloud8356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah - the element of surprise.
      Atomic mass: 119
      Used in jumpscares, surprise birthday parties and things you didn't expect to turn out some way.

    • @matok5711
      @matok5711 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nell R gneiss

  • @nadavfriedman8351
    @nadavfriedman8351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    " wanna hear a sodium joke?"
    "Na"

    • @mercutioescalus6782
      @mercutioescalus6782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Netflik Fix wanna hear joke about potassium
      No
      K

    • @MrBird94
      @MrBird94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That one is geat ! :D

    • @jafaluna
      @jafaluna 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Netflik Fix hi

  • @irene-chancovers4871
    @irene-chancovers4871 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember the times when I was 8 in 2015, and I listened to this song. Glad you made the update version 3 years after this!

  • @jayleencerrillo2152
    @jayleencerrillo2152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    Did you know Oxygen and Magnesium were dating???
    O Mg

  • @fiolioco1523
    @fiolioco1523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like:
    OMg

    • @user-ls1bw2uw1j
      @user-ls1bw2uw1j 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fiolioco Mataafa :DD

    • @Dave-hn5tl
      @Dave-hn5tl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Fiolioco Mataafa Unfortunately technically it would be MgO but this makes for a funny joke

    • @eskimogaming3515
      @eskimogaming3515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well played

    • @edytaw9921
      @edytaw9921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Actually, I've asked Sodium and Hydrogen about it and they were like NaH 😩

    • @meggis1624
      @meggis1624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      when someone responds to me with "k" WELL POTASSIUM TO YOU TOO

  • @Reichtangle_kawaii
    @Reichtangle_kawaii 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gonna do this thing for a show, so imma repeat it for a billion times

  • @ursulaoloubankole7972
    @ursulaoloubankole7972 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I was in sec3 I had that one science teacher that I grew attached to. And for the simple reason I would never get bored in his classes. I am a 16 yo teenager who loves science, but I think it's sad, how today's most teens think loving science is "not cool". I used to spend hours just talking with him about anything, something I would've recently learned, a question, something that bother me ect. All I know is that I always had a certain thirst for the "mysteries of the universe" and that thirst would disappear for some time after each discussion. In my entire life, there was that one and only person who ever show me back the same passion as I have. These days I feel a bit lonely because I'm really into science again, but whenever I would start talking about random stuff, people, even my family and friends would either look at me like I'm some alien, either complitely not answer, or just try to lead the conversation toward another subject. I act like it doesn't bother me that much, but it's hard, to find someone who truly reflects the same genuine passion. Maybe I'm asking for too much, idk, but I'm still hoping I will get back those conversations I loved so much.

    • @kashishgarg1224
      @kashishgarg1224 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That conversations was like therapy sessions ❤️‍🔥

  • @minkioosthuizen7974
    @minkioosthuizen7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    Teacher: **makes a joke about helium**
    The whole class: He!

    • @anonym3
      @anonym3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well done.

    • @Akykt-ls6wi
      @Akykt-ls6wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lium

    • @lunaticvr4829
      @lunaticvr4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Jackson HeHe

    • @Squid728
      @Squid728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HeHeHe
      Der war gut

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heard tellurium and helium were a couple. TeHe

  • @mr.paradox1463
    @mr.paradox1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    No one will Talk About His Editing :(

    • @PremSingh-zk7yg
      @PremSingh-zk7yg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's why we have you😎

    • @ranaadeeba9999
      @ranaadeeba9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PremSingh-zk7yg damn 😂😂😂 bro!

    • @olaff9771
      @olaff9771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zsfdaeenhaqejh

    • @gabbyfowler669
      @gabbyfowler669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable without it.

    • @denkikaminari5316
      @denkikaminari5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya because its all like stop motion

  • @lisab4954
    @lisab4954 ปีที่แล้ว

    6 years later and its still stuck in my head

  • @SeriouslyChelsey
    @SeriouslyChelsey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank God in my country and secondary school we only had to learn the first 20. I listen to this song on repeat and still recite the wrong words. I just love the melody. Shout out to those who actually learned the entire thing.

    • @kyluvs_
      @kyluvs_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i can only do the right words up to arsenic lol, after that i get lost

  • @giisides2870
    @giisides2870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Literally trying to memorize this to impress my chem teacher

    • @nimzo2763
      @nimzo2763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I used this for a Chem quiz today xD

    • @daniiii0
      @daniiii0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same! xD

    • @matthewtelles8619
      @matthewtelles8619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where my Irvine students at?

    • @cleverdark4348
      @cleverdark4348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      what grade?
      lol im trying to do the same thing and once in class i got so carried away that i literally started screaming the lyrics...and i got detention but it was so worth it (i memorized the song)

    • @genericusername3768
      @genericusername3768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same LOL

  • @chelbeytrump2744
    @chelbeytrump2744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    Someone at school did this song for the talent show and almost had an asthma attack. But he got bonus points.

  • @_Shady-Shadows_
    @_Shady-Shadows_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love ASAPsceince

  • @dlitachi6439
    @dlitachi6439 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We need more such songs ❤❤❤

  • @TheUnknown-lh9yj
    @TheUnknown-lh9yj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    When your chemistry teacher raps chemically:

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      true

    • @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857
      @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was trying to get into one physics class but I was rejected from that class.

    • @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857
      @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Heathcoat didn’t accept me into his class because he thinks that I’m too stupid to understand physics if it’s taught by a NASA scientist.

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nomorejellybeanflower6659 I love just the "true" reply to this. Like yes, so true, my chemistry teacher constantly does this

    • @kawai_yumiie
      @kawai_yumiie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @bobphillips1996
    @bobphillips1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    This got played in my science class the other day and I was singing along all the way... I got a round of applause at the end while I gasped for breath.

    • @misteremann687
      @misteremann687 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bob Phillips lol 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @zoeurquhart408
      @zoeurquhart408 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob Phillips omg I did that to in my class lol

    • @jordanbaker4826
      @jordanbaker4826 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      crazykid948 10

    • @KaydinGrace
      @KaydinGrace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you go glen coco!

    • @47sloths66
      @47sloths66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bob Phillips I introduced this song to my class 🙃

  • @yapshwugeekpm-guru7598
    @yapshwugeekpm-guru7598 ปีที่แล้ว

    This song is so PERFECT!

  • @Vedikafulzele0333
    @Vedikafulzele0333 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing can't stop singing all day

  • @texdykatrandomness2715
    @texdykatrandomness2715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2985

    we have to learn this for exams, I can already imagine someone bursting out into song while writing the test 😂

    • @tiffanyliao815
      @tiffanyliao815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AHAHA ikr same

    • @coltondreher3922
      @coltondreher3922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I already did

    • @lostthetrainerofdemons5379
      @lostthetrainerofdemons5379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same it is so hard to keep up with the song at beginning but it like the back of my hand so catch but arrghh

    • @SucculentSys
      @SucculentSys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did last year with the old version XD

    • @sooya2198
      @sooya2198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's going to be literally me during that test, like singing "And now, ASAP Science presents the periodic table! There's hydrogen..." Lols

  • @thatchickhannah6893
    @thatchickhannah6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    What happens when a scientist is sick?
    If you can’t find a curium to helium you have to barium.

    • @priyaravi7507
      @priyaravi7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      OMG that actually, legitimately made me laugh out loud. hahahaha.

    • @enilair_2213
      @enilair_2213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I dont understand the barium part

    • @thatchickhannah6893
      @thatchickhannah6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Swiftgaia “you have to bury him”

    • @1am636
      @1am636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...nice one

    • @samaragranados249
      @samaragranados249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love this joke so much

  • @user-he6vg9ie5p
    @user-he6vg9ie5p 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow very interesting song❤. Memorizable too.

  • @Redcobra15
    @Redcobra15 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank you I learnt so much

  • @ewg7557
    @ewg7557 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    *NOTICE ME SCIENCE TEACHERS.*

    • @cicadafun
      @cicadafun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +The Killer but that's someone obsessed with Japan

    • @SkimoStories
      @SkimoStories 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Maximum Stars they only have different meanings to people who care, weaboo.

    • @SkimoStories
      @SkimoStories 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magniloquence progeny you're one of them

    • @Chocohalation
      @Chocohalation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +The Killer
      ... But "shit" is an object, not a living thing....

    • @thekiller1053
      @thekiller1053 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WizardXZD auto correct

  • @lukestaib6744
    @lukestaib6744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Chemistry joke: A neutron walks into a bar. He asks how much his drink is. the bartender replies, "For you, no charge"

  • @SoftieGirl4NoReason
    @SoftieGirl4NoReason 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Fun fact: Ununtrium, Ununpentium, Ununseptium And Ununoctium Used To Be An Periodic Table Element But Was Unused As It Was Unobtainable

    • @user-ki6cd6sk6r
      @user-ki6cd6sk6r หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why?

    • @austria-hungary7680
      @austria-hungary7680 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-ki6cd6sk6r Unutrium dissolves faster than the USSR, Moscovium is an extremely radioactive element: its most stable known isotope, moscovium-290, has a half-life of only 0.65 seconds, scientists created tennessine by bombarding 22 milligrams of berkelium-249 atoms with calcium-48 atoms at a cyclotron. The first bombardment lasted 70 days, and Oganesson has the highest atomic number and highest atomic mass of all known elements as of 2024. On the periodic table of the elements it is a p-block element, a member of group 18 and the last member of period 7. Its only known isotope, oganesson-294, is highly radioactive, with a half-life of 0.7 ms and, as of 2020, only five atoms have been successfully produced. This has so far prevented any experimental studies of its chemistry. Because of relativistic effects, theoretical studies predict that it would be a solid at room temperature, and significantly reactive, unlike the other members of group 18 (the noble gases).

    • @SoftieGirl4NoReason
      @SoftieGirl4NoReason 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@user-ki6cd6sk6ridk they are now named nihovium moscovium tennessine and ogann

  • @SweetBunny706
    @SweetBunny706 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you, Mitchell!

  • @pendingexile7765
    @pendingexile7765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I start to mumble when it get to the fast part 😂

    • @ema49028
      @ema49028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G3m1ngC3tYT 934 same xd

    • @samaragranados249
      @samaragranados249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Relatable,I do this all the time when I listen to music and I don't know the lyrics

    • @iznaxs
      @iznaxs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I slow the video down

    • @tilqibiumplays6325
      @tilqibiumplays6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You meant 95-112?

    • @zombieslayer1468
      @zombieslayer1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @mychemicaljulia
    @mychemicaljulia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    this song got me a 95% on my science test thank you

  • @playlist022412
    @playlist022412 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amazing song

  • @Dave_Oxbow
    @Dave_Oxbow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never known a double major in STEM and Musical Performance. Crazy Brilliant.

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    Me and a friend of mine sang this whole thing at a talent show in elementary school. I went through and memorized it all, and I vividly remember at the ending portion when the elements start getting said really quickly, the friend I had been doing it with just started making up elements that sounded real. It was amazing to witness.

  • @melaniegarcia3158
    @melaniegarcia3158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3292

    Teacher: Alright, everyone. Today we’re going to have a test on the periodic table.
    Person: Can we listen to music?
    Teacher: Yes.
    Me: *Listens to this*

    • @scottmcghee7929
      @scottmcghee7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Chamomile Tea since when can you listnen to music in a test

    • @lunalovegood1401
      @lunalovegood1401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Chamomile Tea how to cheat 101

    • @laurenkatherine5416
      @laurenkatherine5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Scott McGhee I’ve had a lot of teachers who allow us to listen to music while we test as long as it’s quiet, with earbuds, and the phone or iPod or whatever you are using to listen to music is out of sight so you can’t look up answers.

    • @vrishank777
      @vrishank777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@laurenkatherine5416 You could just record yourself saying info about the test and play that

    • @scottmcghee7929
      @scottmcghee7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lauren Katherine just play answers your school and you must be pretty dumb

  • @milkjug-ci3gb
    @milkjug-ci3gb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember a friend of mine playing this song on 5 hour loop, speeding it up and slowing it down. Even my teacher got tired of it.

  • @the-amazing-4845
    @the-amazing-4845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I memorised this entire song to annoy my friends, so now since I know this imma just sing it in my room when I'm alone bc my friends can't hang out with me... atleast I have myself to entertain... even if I sing this to my friends next time we hang out it'll be a one time thing singing that

  • @brookeannschrock
    @brookeannschrock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    You wanna hear a joke about Oxygen and Potassium? Yes? OK

    • @innayaafzal5873
      @innayaafzal5873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Take all your bad chemistry jokes,
      and Barium

    • @mahirsudad2311
      @mahirsudad2311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The right way to say this would be K2O

    • @miabuenrostro3102
      @miabuenrostro3102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      wow thanks for taking my joke. now all the good ones argon

    • @innayaafzal5873
      @innayaafzal5873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Two chemists walk into a bar, one says he'll have some H2O, the second one says he'll have some H2O too.
      The second one dies.

    • @brookeannschrock
      @brookeannschrock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If I told any periodic table jokes, I wouldn't get a reaction.

  • @rootosono4758
    @rootosono4758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Ugh I want to say a chemistry pun
    But all the good ones Argon

    • @-saumya-81
      @-saumya-81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jackson I

    • @siulaf3878
      @siulaf3878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackson z

    • @lanikilchrist2399
      @lanikilchrist2399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jackson You Just Did

    • @isabellacarrascal2573
      @isabellacarrascal2573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOOOO! Really? I had absolutely NO IDEA.

    • @Kyoko1
      @Kyoko1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was about to say one as well but I figured that everybody would get salty at me so Na, I won't anymore

  • @tommykaat
    @tommykaat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yall Life savers fr

  • @Mayaluvsxxx
    @Mayaluvsxxx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this

  • @yomama6261
    @yomama6261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    My friend is like: "BANANAS HAVE LOTS OF POTASSIUM!"
    I'm like: "K"
    Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 1300 LIKES!

    • @mastamenace9401
      @mastamenace9401 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @maxs4549
      @maxs4549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Amy Gray Do you mean potassium or was K part of the joke???

    • @jasonwoo4370
      @jasonwoo4370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +a duh i thought sodium is Na
      and potassium is K?

    • @ordinaryorca9334
      @ordinaryorca9334 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +NautilusIX -Jason_Games he meant that his friend is wrong (bananas consist of mostly potasium or K) the joke is that he disagrees with his friend but his friend thinks he agrees

    • @yomama6261
      @yomama6261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Amy Gray Oh crap, I put Sodium for bananas. I mean to put Potassium. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • @edwardcrown3593
    @edwardcrown3593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    I wanted to make a chemistry joke, but the good ones argon

    • @weekend9057
      @weekend9057 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I only make chemistry jokes, periodically.

    • @deanparsons2051
      @deanparsons2051 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I would make a chemistry pun but I wouldn't get a good reaction

    • @weekend9057
      @weekend9057 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      When all the girls react to me like the noble gases.

    • @latorquemada
      @latorquemada 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Chemistry jokes are sodium ausome I would make a chemistry joke but I was like na all the good ones argon

    • @shiloh6639
      @shiloh6639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IM DYING XD

  • @andreagono5337
    @andreagono5337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can't believe my lil sis memorised this

  • @xXRandom_emoXx
    @xXRandom_emoXx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I watched this in my 6th grade science class and it's honestly a banger

  • @Dan123yal
    @Dan123yal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    What do people do with dead people? Barium.

    • @justastranger129
      @justastranger129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This is so boron

    • @youboredbrogaming6584
      @youboredbrogaming6584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      hey, give him some credit, most of the good puns argon already.

    • @mrorcadood
      @mrorcadood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      My cousin died from singing the fast part too fast, better barium

    • @risingdagger5416
      @risingdagger5416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lolol n1

    • @collinscody57
      @collinscody57 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meme Central it doesn't doctor will even make you drink it so they can see your jut in a x ray

  • @sianemily8308
    @sianemily8308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    Why is the periodic table so complicated
    Why couldn't the elements be called Dave or Steve or something

    • @chutendo
      @chutendo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Sian Hayes I agree. Let's make a poll! #Steveforhelium

    • @sianemily8308
      @sianemily8308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kitty Kat Izzy ha Yes

    • @chutendo
      @chutendo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sian Hayes Let's do it!

    • @hi-px1mi
      @hi-px1mi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There's Hydrogen and Helium
      Then Lithium, Beryllium
      Boron, Carbon everywhere
      Nitrogen all through the air
      With Oxygen so you can breathe
      And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
      Neon to light up the signs
      Sodium for salty times
      Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
      Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
      Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
      Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
      CHORUS
      This is the Periodic Table
      Noble gas is stable
      Halogens and Alkali react agressively
      Each period will see new outer shells
      While electrons are added moving to the right
      Iron is the 26th
      Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
      Copper, Zinc and Gallium
      Germanium and Arsenic
      Selenium and Bromine film
      While Krypton helps light up your room
      Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
      Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
      Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
      Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
      Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
      Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
      Where Lanthanides have just begun
      Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
      Neodymium's next too
      Promethium, then 62's
      Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
      Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
      Ytterbium, Lutetium
      Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
      Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
      Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
      Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
      Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
      Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
      Radon, Francium will last a little time
      Radium then Actinides at 89
      REPEAT CHORUS
      Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
      Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
      Americium, Curium, Berkelium
      Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
      Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
      Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
      Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
      Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
      Ununtrium, Flerovium
      Ununpentium, Livermorium
      Ununseptium, Ununoctium
      And then we're done!!

    • @chutendo
      @chutendo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rainbow Kale brah

  • @osmanmohamed4626
    @osmanmohamed4626 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this song

  • @VaishnavDeshmukh-hn3wk
    @VaishnavDeshmukh-hn3wk 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I searched national anthem of chemistry and this came first 🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪⚗️

  • @alexgill2678
    @alexgill2678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    You realize that you're going to have to make a new one now that four new elements have been discovered and added to the periodic table...

    • @twentyforkhey
      @twentyforkhey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's in the video I think,if not what are they?

    • @alexgill2678
      @alexgill2678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +NadisRad As of right now they are using "placeholder names" (the elements with atomic numbers 113, 115, 117 and 118) but they will get permanent names soon, according to the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry

    • @johnhowardmorgan
      @johnhowardmorgan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +alex gill The "unun..." names are in the song. 113 (ununtrium) will probably become Japanium.

    • @yshbfs
      @yshbfs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now for discoverers to name them... With great power...comes great responsibility, no jokes like Uranus pls.
      www.thestar.com/opinion/editorials/2016/01/05/new-elements-warrant-new-thinking-editorial.html

    • @memshad
      @memshad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the 'unun' ones are them

  • @Xtremegamor123
    @Xtremegamor123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Time to remake it again, Uut, Uup, Uus, and Uuo were officially named

    • @shiloh6639
      @shiloh6639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tell me when this is updated...

    • @VirgoLunaKnight
      @VirgoLunaKnight 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @sliceofgarlicbread6868
      @sliceofgarlicbread6868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, Uut was named nihonium, Uup was named moscovium, Uus was named tennesine, and Uuo was named Oppungon.

    • @sliceofgarlicbread6868
      @sliceofgarlicbread6868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "opponogon

    • @NikeVizions
      @NikeVizions 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Just Multiply I never got that far so good for me😃

  • @Wo0tWo0t
    @Wo0tWo0t ปีที่แล้ว

    For real I just had a nerdgasm! thank you!!!!

  • @irene-chancovers4871
    @irene-chancovers4871 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I sang this in front of my class in chemistry classes, and guess what? They LOVED my singing voice!

  • @breadthealien
    @breadthealien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    So i heard oxygen and magneseum were going out
    O Mg !

    • @hyeronymus
      @hyeronymus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TeleportBread looool

    • @Mae_day1
      @Mae_day1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so hard 😂

    • @julianna2951
      @julianna2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TeleportBread that’s a dad joke😑🤦‍♀️

    • @Shorteagle
      @Shorteagle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I applaud you but at the same time I'm cringing haha

    • @giannisk.916
      @giannisk.916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually it would me MgO

  • @vx3666
    @vx3666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist asks for some H2O. The other chemist says, "I'll have some H20 too." The other chemist died.
    If you got this joke, then you probably have no social life. Don't worry, I don't have one either.

    • @hunni5713
      @hunni5713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one xD

    • @technicaldifficulties3289
      @technicaldifficulties3289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lawrence Tran lmao

    • @CPK-pd7nd
      @CPK-pd7nd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I get it and anyone who doesn't know what h2o2 is it's hydrogen peroxide

    • @reaganbush3337
      @reaganbush3337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow, H2O2, nice

    • @FactorManTCE
      @FactorManTCE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I got it, and have a social life.
      DEAL WITH IT.

  • @barcat.05
    @barcat.05 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Tyler what song are you listening to?”
    Me: “my homework miss set me-“

  • @TuNguyen-ii1hc
    @TuNguyen-ii1hc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fav song

  • @NormalFox
    @NormalFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    1: Did you hear the joke about sodium hydrobromide?
    2: NaHBrO
    that was gold, and it got no reaction .-.
    bad joke because all the good ones argon, we need to barium!

    • @notimplosio5562
      @notimplosio5562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AwesomeEB My nerd senses are dying looks like I'll need to barium

    • @kutoro4497
      @kutoro4497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AwesomeEB when copying and pasting jokes is real

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey that's funny.

    • @notimplosio5562
      @notimplosio5562 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is funny

    • @lolbutt124
      @lolbutt124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AwesomeEB Wow I slapped my Neon that one.