Matt Rife | Only Fans | Ouija Board
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.พ. 2023
- Matt Rife gets a lesson in DIY Ouija boards.
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Dude looks like handsome squidward....
And speaks like Jaden Smith.
Thats the funniest shit i heard all week
Thank you 😂
*Squidward voice* OH MY GOD HE'S HOTTT!!
FUCK is a curse when spoken open demonic doors. Worse than board games.
Lmao I can't unsee it now!
God mixed Cillian Murphy + Jensen Ackles + Angelina Jolie DNAs together to create this guy
best description I've seen😂
Nah. He isn't dirty enough to be part angolina
He does have those DSLs
I thought he looked like a brother of Jensen haha!!
Wait this is actually perfect lmao
“What in the demonic charcuterie” bruh I almost died!
Brilliant. 😂
" I've got Disney plus that's what we're doing!" 🤣🤣🤣
I love how he's adorable and shallow at the same time! I love his crazy stories
My son personified
@@heatherfrazier5671 Is your son... not already personified?
what does Shallow mean in this context???
@@itsyourgirlzuzu shallow means someone who doesn't have serious or important thoughts. Usually people who only think about their looks or about unimportant issues
If you see an actual interview he’s far from shallow.
As someone who looks like both Sam AND Dean at once, you should KNOW DAMN WELL never to eff with an ouija board
Yo he really does 😂
The accuracy of him being Sam and Dean at the same time. 😂😂😂
What do you mean bynlooking sam and dean
@@criptik5208 Some wild television show from about 15 years ago. 9/10 show, fantastic.
Thanks , lol , this can not be unseen now..
“Drunk text the dead!” Lmao.
This is, by far, my favorite Matt Rife clip. I wish I could have been there. I'm still crying over the spirit leaving his body! My face hurts from laughing so hard! 🤣🤣
I feel sorry for you
@@Thedementiaguy ...who you feeling sorry for?
@Dennis Faulkner in a none personal way. It's lovely you find this guy so funny your face hurts.
I just feel sorry for you that there is so much more to comedy with so many more gifted comedians, which I worry u would piss and possibly shit yourself if you find this guy so funny. He's a 2/10 funny at best with very light humour my 7 year old gets it 😳
The dark humour of Ricky Gervais, Frankie Boyal, Kevin Bridges would possibly have you depressed. Lee evens is light n funny humour
@@Thedementiaguy ...no need to feel sorry for me. I'm just fine. You're correct in that he's certainly not the funniest person out there. I absolutely love Ricky Gervais. I also enjoy Kathleen Madigan, Anjelah Johnson, Ron White, Mateo Lane and scores of others. It's just that this particular Rife clip had me going. There was no piss or shit involved, at all, so, trust me.... I'm ok. 😎😁
@@Thedementiaguy There is a free mental health clinic on the corner of Lilac and East Valley. I suggest you avail yourself of it's services.
Yooo you said “this bitch didn’t say goodbye” had me rolling.
I love this humor, sarcasm gets me every time...I love how incredible cute he is in his delivery.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DONT KNOW WHICH PART WAS FUNNIER...THE NOT SAYIN GOODBYE PART OR THE SPIRIT HITTING HER FACE...BUT BRO..THIS WAS HILARIOUS 😂
Feel free to go to all the comedy videos and post the punch lines in the comments, everyone really enjoys that
@@JasonMediumO feel free to take a break from being a dick online every once and awhile. People enjoy that even more.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You cant ghost the ghost haha😂
I can barely concentrate on his story. This man is GORGEOUS!
Homo
You gay
Don't forget to hydrate dude .
I agree! Drop dead gorgeous!
I have to watch his clips a couple of times because my mind wanders 😉
When bro checked his phone for her name 😂😂😂
HIs roommate Brandon is the MVP in this story 🤣
I love Matt Rife he's hilarious
He is so quick and good for the soul of laughter, love it.
He’s just so bloody handsome
I didn't know Cillian Murphy had a son that old
Right 😂😂😂
Just thinking same thing
I couldn't help but giggle at "a spirit left my body, and hit her right in the face."
Matt's always funny but so good looking it hurts! 🤣
Where was your other hand while typing this?
Right? 🔥
Yeah 😍😍😍😍
I know 😩😩😩
He’s not that funny
8:42 this part is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt is soo daamn funny it always puts me in the best mood
He is not lieing, I'm sure he gets numbers all the time. He is handsome for sure. Nice eye candy for sure, I'm old not dead. So great to know comedy is not dead.
She gives ME her number, the very next day SHE texts me. Plot hole
Oh shit your right!! Didn't even catch that lol idc it's still a great story 😂
I caught that! 😅
Well that doesn’t necessarily mean he didn’t give it back but maybe I don’t know
You don't get the joke. He's saying she was so crazy she somehow got his number, that's why he delivered it in that tone of voice.
Bunch of geniuses here. OK Matlock's.
Sounds like my little brother bragging to his 17 year-old friends.
Agree... I didn't know that sounding like a little prick is funny... It's lame af
And age of your little bro
@@criptik5208so you are that 17 year old friend
Yeah he sounds childish
I love his comedy it always cheers me up ❤❤❤❤
This man is hilarious. Love it
I had a ouija board that I made and I used it as a headboard for 5 years (since when I was 12) and it looked so scary (I made it with wax and a whole wooden board it looked ANCIENT) and it really freaked people out but I loved it.
That's awesome 😍😍
Are you Wednesday Adams? 🤔
@@chrissalimi8708 Maybeeee ;)
@@auraezahra 🤣🤣🤣
You're probably possessed
He has no reason to be this beautiful
What do you mean ? Why?
he deserves it. he was very funny looking as a child. go through his page and you will find the story with pictures 😂
@@demonflowerchildhe will be coming out soon
I'm laughing with tears 😂.Thanks made my night
I keep watching his stuff, just pure gold a vocal & majestic genius ❤
If comedy doesn't pay this guy has a career in modeling. What a great face and those lips? Impressive.
He looks like a model.
Gorgeous face
This man is a huge star ⭐️ I laugh every time I watch him
He is very good
He is an amazing story-teller!
Watched this and he got me hooked🤣🤣🤣🤣
That makes my day!😂😂😂😂
I can’t wait to see you in Sept in DC!!!
Note to self, do not drink coffee when this punchline is delivered and be anywhere near a screen😮😂😂😂
He’s hilarious and adorable!!! ❤
HWAT IN THE DEMONIC CHARCUTERIE 😂 1:51
Drunk text 😂😂
Ghost the ghost 😁🤣😂🤣😂💯
The boy is comic gold 😂
Matt is so funny bruh, next biggest thing
That was funny... This is Brandon and he fuckin lives here
I love watching Matt😍
Funny as af😂
drunk text the dead LMAO!
One of the funniest bits and comedians I’ve ever come across. Top 5 spot holder for sure 👏🏽
This guy is not top 5 at all
Bro the look to the phone to see her name KILLED ME
“BET still got it” 🤣🤣
This can be even better. I hope he extends the bit as hes left with a dilemma.
Theres 2 rules. Dont play alone, always say goodbye.
The play with yourself double could hit even harder but amazing bit i loved it
Well she gave you her number.....how the hell did she text you????, naw you hit her up first
Love ! 💕
That's some funny shit!! 😅
Omg he's great lmfao 🤣
Dudes funny af
When a guy looks this damned good looking and gives me the hysterical hyena laughing, there is one thing I wanna do when I can breathe...
It also has numbers and hello and goodbye on it
I love this guy!
You can’t ghost the ghosts 😂😂😂😂
Finally! I've been saying the same thing 😆
How does he still have her in his home after knowing she wants to do. That was so creepy and bizarre.
Lust. End times we are in.
You dont know guys very well do you
“Yeah, HIS NAME IS BRANDON & HE FUCKIN’ LIVES HERE!” 😅
I love this
Bustin' makes me feel good!
Demonic Charcuterie 😂😂😂
I'm rolling lmfao
You are great Matt
I was in a band in high school and me and the other drummer did spiritism. He was a metalhead af. After our experience, which was pretty crazy. He moved down south to the bible belt and married a priests daughter. He was an atheist before, like me
What was your experience?
Since an early age, instinctual I knew not to f*ck with those boards. A game everyone would tell me, yeah, right. My teacher had one in her classroom. I walked the f*ck out and said, "Nope, nope" the principal said I'm gonna expell you because your acting out for no reason I said fine poor guy didn't know anything and thought is was harmless about aweek later teacher removed it and principal apologized. Growing up I would hear stories girl you missed this and did you hear what happened with the Ouija board just hearing the name instant ripple effect throughout my body 😨😨😰😱 I'd stop them and say nope and do not need to know. If they did proceed in their story and I didn't know, after about 2 mins, I was livid with family members suck when they knew how i felt. 😢 then when I got with my kids father to piss me off when he wanted to cause more drama for me would taunt me about getting one to having one hidden in my home. I destroyed everything and doing and extra deep clean my kids and my safety highest priority. I don't even hang pictures up no more he say it's right in front of you so heavily triggered that we are split best thing because of his rage full narcissistic domineering personality. But yep I would love to finish the video because this guy is great gets me to laugh ever time but this is one topic I'm good on....
😢😢😢
My mum did one in the kids home an one of the kids just went mental saying there was a person next to her an old woman
Ur just soft and annoying with your dramatic "traumatizing" experience.
Imagine being one of the women that is responsible for Matt's material 😂 Like, I 1% feel sorry for them but thank you!
Can you explain the meaning of your comment"women responsible for matt material" ?
@@criptik5208 What this person meant was about the women he use for his comedy that he/she/non-binary felt sorry for them but at the same time the happy for jokes because they're funny.
How any girl could fall asleep next to Matt is beyond me! 😂 🎉
Monsters Inc!! a classic ✨
Sounds like Ouija girl forgot her meds and was casing your dumpster.
My dude Matt rife
A ouiji board is really useful for driving yourself crazy when you use it alone.
A Luigi board! 😂😂😂
"Weegee Board"
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 if you ever watch Leo and satan you would get it
Dude!!!!😂😂😂
You left hanging after the spirit left you. Did you say goodbye to your new friends.
Yea I'm not fucking with one my brother did and he unleashed some shyyt that house is currently burnt to the ground and ceases to exist
Demonic Charcuterie 😜🤣🤣
Bro do gaat that build though 👀
All the women in the audience: OMG is that true?
Once You did, it's tooooo late Man 😂😂😂😂
Omg sounds like Theo Von😂
what a story
i wish i had this experience better than my last booty .....horrible lol
Wgat
Sounds like she was on some Bogger Suga 😂😂
❤ Ohh my goodness wow Matt ❤
Run, bro, run!
he forgot the number line and the goodbye
This woman must have been the hottest woman in existence if he was playing along with her lol
Yeah man! Don’t ghost the ghost
Just wish they'd show some new stuff
Actually, he was ready to
Demonic charcuterie! 😂😂😂😂
I have 3 boards and I love each one!!!
Damn I'm surprised matt didn't get hunted by the ghost because of that girl not saying goodbye to the board
its not about saying goodbye. You can move your hands away from the pointer before everything ends.
@@nurimahrasidz271 I don't actually believe in oujia boards lol, but this comment was meant as a joke in reference to the game phasmophobia. You get hunted by the ghost in that game if you walk away from the oujia board without say goodbye