Perks of Dating Older Women | Matt Rife | Only Fans
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resting Cilian Murphy face
Oh wow! That’s who he reminds me of! 😄
Not as scary as Cilian Murphy’s resting face
And some Tom welling
I def think that too!
Bro thats what I been saying!
He did date Kate Beckinsale when he was 21. She was 45 at the time,
yeah they did
Kate did everyone
Lucky bustard
she is a very charming and funny woman. she looks great for her age.
I just broke up with my partner of 8.5 years. He is 2 days younger than Matt and I am 28. Our sex life was through the roof.
Honey, I'm 43 and have an 11 year old...snacks for days baby!😂😂
LOL I'm 43 with an 11 y/o, too. I love snacks. 😂
@@theRavensRed😂😂😂
Dating women in their twenties and thirties is just a massive turn off. I'm 33. And I've begun to realize that women in their forties and some of them in their fifties are f****** hot.
Thankfully your name isn't Benjamin. 😅
So fucking true man.
And they don’t come with all the drama the young ones do and generally have there sh%t together
By “dating” you mean having nooky time. It’s not a relationship
@@jeanlaubenthal698 True, but if you choose to just enjoy yourself a bit.. older women might be the better pick
As a 39 year old woman who dates younger guys a approve this message
OMG you are manipulating them!! Jk
As 39 I use everybody young and old
As a very beautiful guy who is 20 yrs old and likes older women I approve ur approval 😅
@@Alex-se7wy Sound very sexy😉
Hey, Hows it going Susanne?? 😎
Him calling the audience out is hilarious.
Not sure if anyone noticed, but he says "I will F you for a lunchable" and in one of his other specials, someone throws him a package and he reads a sweet message from a woman signed "Ginger" and he opens it and it's a lunchable. He's laughing at the fact it's a lunchable but doesn't get into the details of this prior joke.
I saw that the other day, now I understand the lunchable reference. 😂
genius nice noticing
Late 30’s I had a relationship with a younger man for 6 years.. it was great while it lasted
Why didn’t it last?
@@theurbancrystalhealer6952 because by then it already gross. Don't be mad at me it's Matt's joke
Because men realize quickly that women often bag for fun during their 20’s going for bad boys, and reject the good men, so by the time their 30 they’re past their prime and come with a ton of baggage .
Older women are often insecure with younger men because the younger women flock to him
It’s nice short term but it’s hard to deal with long term, especially when they have kids
That’s why I always tell younger women to please get married early 20’s and skip the h03 phase entirely otherwise you will likely be alone and single for a long time
@@Kevin-nr9hpLol women don't give a shit about "bad boys", they just sleep with very attractive men.
Some of these men can act like "bad boys" because they have so many women available to them, and because women will put up with anything when you're attractive(same as most men with hot women).
The reality is that most women would rather be single than marry an ugly or lower status guy and they won't really have any regrets about not marrying a "good" man, since these men were never an option to begin with.
Good man = physically hot with similar or better lifestyle than her that treats her well.
Good man != Ugly or broke guy that treats her well.
I've been with my younger man 11 tears. 22 years difference. As long as we enjoy the quiet life, activities and yes a good sex life, we'll stay in it til the loves runs out. He doesn't want marriage and kids and I'm done with that. This lasted longer than both my marriages in my 20s.
I think people did not understand the reference that he dated Kate Beckinsale when he was was just 21 and she was much much older!
Lucky bastard.
Him laughing at his own jokes makes it even funnier🤣
Unfortunately, him laughing at his own jokes becomes more annoying the more I watch him. Why should the comedian be laughing more than the audience?
@@KD-vf6yq do we care
@KD-vf6yq I disagree. Makes him relatable and shows he is sharing himself with us. He's being authentic.
@@KD-vf6yq Chappelle laughs at his own jokes as well look where that got him?
@@RichWeigel Chappelle is the MAN!
Solid cereal joke, Killin it. This dude wicked underrated. Should be headlining everywhere.
That snacks and lunchables bit hit me so hard, the one with the one eyed green monster is my fav
"i respect your schedule" lmfao
Don’t know how I got here but dudes confidence is lol
As a Mexican -American that back belt joke was totally offensive but accurate I love it 👏bravo 🙇🏼
So if a woman uses the chancla on your ass it could either trigger post traumatic stress or bring up every mother issue you've ever had in your life 😆.
Like...I was just trying to give you a little spanking on the ass...now you're balled up in the corner...
You're doing it like my mom used to...is probably not a compliment lol
I don't have kids but I do have snacks. And a crockpot. I'll be 38 in August 😉
As a woman in my actually early 40's this is actually a bit encouraging 😅
Damn I just found out I was soggy captn crunch 😢 but I do have snacks and a crockpot 😝
Crockpot, you say?... 🤔
You look pretty good to me
I don’t get it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Not even 1 minute in yet and already know it's going to be a good one
Story of my life 😢
"now fuckin you gotta be leg day" lmao
I'm 36 when we meeting Matt?? Lolll
He talking about Kate Beckinsale.
So that's why the other lady from the show got him a lunchable.
This dude cracks me up!!! If you really like older woman, hit me up!!! Lmao i have a crock pot and make cookies!!!
I'm (73) and personally I found this to be ababsolutely hilarious! Lydia loves ya! ❤
The Capn Crunch bit was so right.
😂 he so cute when he's pretend mad
Matt calling out all men 😅😂
The fact that he has changed so drastically in his appearance since wildin out, he's running a light cycle of gear and he's doing a light dose of HGH
Love Love Love Matt Rife!!! ❤️
Dude!!! You’re awesome!!!😂😂😂😂
He’s hilarious and adorable!!! ❤
so pretty! like Angelina Jolie! just as enjoyable with the sound off. such a guy.
Yeah 😂
Jessica Chastain
OMG I married a man 16 years younger than I am. He LOVED that I packed his nightstand with snacks so he wouldn't. Need to get up and go to the kitchen! He was that spoiled and he misses it SO much! He tells me weekly!
Early 40s right here baby
I think you need to expand your age range. I am 50 but look 38. (This is where you say, yes, ma'am.) I still got skills. lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gilf.
Gross
I'd much rather a guy that came fast but had a whole repertoire of tricks up his sleeve, than a guy who lasted hoooooooooours and that's all you get.
That guy is the perfect blend of Jensen Ackle and Cilian Murphy.
although I'm 43 and I don't really date for reasons. ,,I have no idea why 🤷🤣✌️,, I'm an introvert and I would like to, but I can't leave the house. but he is so sweet that I would like to go on a date with him.
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hi there 😊 thanks so much for all the love and support towards my career ❤️, if I may ask how long have you been a fan
I think 5 years younger/older is the best age gap...based on my experience.
I dated a 21yo photographer when I was 35yo.. he introduced me to his family and his mom was in her 40s and I thought to myself we can actually be friends 🤭.. it was too weird for me so we broke up.
A year after that I dated a 50yo accountant, the manager approached me when we had dinner at a hotel restaurant and whispered "do you need help miss?" He thought my date was a pedo and I was underage 😅🤣
I was in my tee shirt n jeans (after Photoshoot) while my bf was suited up from work. It was annoying back then but it's funny now.
Half your age +7.
Stick to that equation and you're good.
@@kyndread71 It doesn't work for me. I much prefer dating people in similar age group. We have common issues and relatable life struggles.
@@wmmv2019 He means half your age plus seven should be the maximum age difference not the target difference. If the oldest person is 40 then the youngest they should date would be 27.
@@garetjax2768 Ok 👍 everyone is different and that's allright. However I prefer someone from my own age range with healthy lifestyle.
@@wmmv2019 I actually agree with you. A difference of no more than 5 years is what I find ideal, but I think the half your age plus seven rule is good rule to tell people who like to rob the cradle.
I’m dyin 😂😂😂
Im slapping my legs right now 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I think women are beautiful around 38. They worked out how to look good plus nature gives them a boost, the last ditch attempt at procreation. I was more beautiful at that age than any other. Just my opinion.
mostly its personality driven men who like older women tho
They're the best right before they're gross 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
As a 30 year old, in love with a 41 year old woman, and someone who still loves captain crunch, and Reese’s puffs, the first couple of minutes just fucking killed me.
Hi! 👋🏻 early 40s here and we are absolutely THE best
That was a solid cereal joke about Captain Crunch!!!😂
He really meant it when he said “when I got this chin” 😉
Just what we need: another straight dude riff on women.
He looks like a sexy Shaggy I'm crying 😂
Watching this as I talk my game up between me and a hotty. He's on point! 😅
Someone so confident, relaxed and good looking in his 26 ? This dude gonna get very far. Andrew Schulz 2.0
Laughing at your own jokes is an easy trick comedians do to create laughs from the audience.
When it's really funny, you´ll notice he doesn't laugh and pauses instead.
Just saying.
Or, and stay with me on this one, sometimes the unwritten jokes makes the comedian laugh too cuz they werent prepared for that one cuz it came off the dome? Not saying some comedians do that cuz theres always a possibility, but why start fires when you dont need to
Yeah, couple of times here it was too forced. He's definitely better at crowd work and that's probably staged too 😂😂😂
Or… he’s just a normal person who laughs at his own jokes! It’s a completely normal thing to do, it doesn’t have to be calculated at all.
He has trouble with 105lbs? I could deadlift him for my warm up :P (yes I know he's joking, but I ain't)
That’s right. I’m dead in a wheelchair.
Ooh that's exciting. I only date younger men. I'm 43 lol
One point he was like “Im so hard to date, Im so easy”
Then he was like “Im so easy I will f you for a Lunchable”
Wtf lol
that’s called humor
I don't find him funny. At all...
Dating and just having sex are two different things. 😉
Cap’n Crunch 🤣🤣🤣
I'm 40 and dating a 38 year old single mom. They always do have snacks! Good snacks too!
Mitch hedberg right at this moment is funnier.
If you have a crock pot LOL
The guy I’m with now is almost 16 years younger than me.. and the last guy I was with for over 5 years was almost 20 years younger.. I’m 48 and always preferred young get guys..🤷🏻♀️
he is very handsome
That's why everyday should be leg day.
Late 30s here🙋🏻♀️
3:19 done that too much to focus on thank you matt thank you 😂😂😂
What they forget is if you come fast let your fingers do the walking.
He on point bout that captain crunch tho😂😂😂
My husband's 6 years older than me. Its the perfect age gap!
Ginger got me here 😅😂
So what happens when Matt turns 42? Is he oatmeal? 😂
As someone who’s dating a 43 year old, I can confirm 🎉
As A Mex American I gotta clarify.. that belt isn’t even for the gym, it’s to protect the back for work on Monday. 😅
Premature ejaculation is just Premature Satisfaction 😅
He’s really talented.
Really didn’t know he was into older women like that lol, just found out he was dating Kate B. in her early 40’s. He’s funny!
I've got a Crock-Pot 😂!!
Uhhh I had a short dude pick my 130 ass up and get me against a wall. 103 shouldn’t be anything it’s a two way street yo!
Cockiness is so un-attractive. Maybe older women love that for bragging rights, but from a womens point of view, I wouldnt date this guy. At 39 I just dont put up with it.
I love how they left him hanging on premature ejac 😂
I'm 41 almost 42 matt 😂😂
Cracks himself up 😂
Hilarious because most of it's true
I’ve always had a preference for younger men.
hi there 😊 thanks so much for all the love and support towards my career ❤️, if I may ask how long have you been a fan
My husband is 4yrs younger. Never dated older guys
The 2 stroke poke
i don't mind the meal come out early, it's even kinda a compliment, as long as you've got more courses coming.
S**ting thing, I can confirm - I did say that I'll pin you on the wall, and nah never gonna do it irl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s absolutely true in sex men have way harder job than women. Not only focusing on different things and keep shit going at the same time. I swear we need to tell your men you better stay fit and have good stamina because you going to need it for sex. You don’t want a guy that is out of breath after 5 pumps…..
“103 pounds thats more then u think” every guy gets this thought process when they fucking they woman 😂
Just wait! 50s women will be your gig in 2 years when you're sick of the amateurs. ❤ You're working too hard. 😅
This is not my type of funny 🤷🏼♀️
I got some oatmeal over here for ya little cub. I just need some of your milk! 😊
omfg i laughed too hard
At what?
I have to see him live!!😂😂😂
❤❤I love you Matt ❤❤
Matt is crazy!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bro you had me at FULL COURT PRESS. I WILL LEAVE MY HUSBAND TODAY.
His timing is so on point
Plus I realize if u a gorgeous
The sweat mark on armpit is sexy
If you ugly that just gross lol
It's questionable on anyone! I'd pass.
@@bradfordlandrum29 i dig
@@bradfordlandrum29 😂
Not you calling him out on the armpit sweat mark! 😂💀
@@Indie_Calls but it’s still hot
I’m 46 going on 26 sorry no kids never been married. Always dated younger. Because I’m just ADHD lol maaaybee??