THIS WAS THE BEST PODCAST EVER, DATING ADVICE WITH JOHN CRIST IS 🔥. I need this to be a thing every month. Girls sending in their convos and you helping them with the correct responses
Bro. Your standup special was hilarious! Honestly really grateful for you. My work is emotionally taxing (couples counseling clinic in Dallas) and listening to your podcast and standup on the drive home helps me be a better husband, dad, and employee. Laughter is excellent medicine.
I saw the comedy special "What are we doing" before this segment, and I left a comment that the Lazarus bit was priceless! Love your comedy style, enjoy watching!
If your 1-10 scale is weighted most heavily on looks, you’re in for trouble later in life because neither your nor your partner are gonna keep those looks. Time makes fools of us all.
I agree with John’s rating system. Looks are not everything, and I notice that women care way more about looks when it’s men they would never actually meet.
Someone once told my mom that she was was too young and pretty for my dad. It was supposed to be a compliment but it came off as “your husband is old and ugly and you have bad taste”. My mom was BOILING. MAD. Moral of the story, don’t degrade someone’s man😂
My husband needs to hear that part about being "lucky to just be here" ..it makes things harder on the communication. He just assumes that his thoughts aren't valid which, in turn, makes it feel like a one sided thing.. in reality, when he acts so victimized.. I'm over here dying for an equal.. someone to bounce ideas off of.. not feel like my wish is his command. This is a big deal.
I saw a mini library at the park and one in front of a laundry mat and I will say I found some serious niche books people cant find and I'm sure most haven't read. Some really different kinds if reads. That's what I like, peeps who load it up with non- common cant find in typical libraries type stuff. Those beautiful people are my favorites!
John! we are now all invested. Molly, Molly, Molly.... she is the prototype of preacher's kid, wanting to be conservative but still super fun and funny - and not knowing how to navigate life and dating....geez....I want to weigh in. wow. to be continued..... please update us.......
This whole dating text conversation is full of miscommunication, crossed wires, & misunderstand. Mixed messages. Cringe! So sorry 'Molly' Totally okay to internet stalk someone - but do not tell them! No! Ghosting: It takes a whole lot of Self-awareness & maturity to be honest and say, 'Hey, this isn't for me.' Whether that is for dating conversations, friendships, food, sports, someone trying to explain something to you, a book. I have mad respect for anyone that voices that. At work, having someone say, 'Thank you for your help. I'm not interested today.' is so helpful. Respects my time & yours.
Yiiiiikes Mollyyyyy Here’s what she needs: figure out what she likes about herself and play that up, and figure out what she wants in a man and stick to it.
I say all the time I am so relieved I never had to date in the text generation. Met my hubby 24 years ago and he is still the worst texter ever. He would have ghosted me from the sheer fact that his phone is constantly filled with unread notifications! Having to unpack all the nonverbals and emojis gives me anxiety attack just thinking of how hard this must be for people. Pays to be an old married lady! I really hope for Molly updates in future episodes!
Bring back the dating advice 🤣I feel like I can relate to Molly. My friend had to fix my texting with a guy because I was clearly incapable of doing so.
The segment on Molly's dating screw up is cringingly painful. Largely because I'm likely to do the very same. 😬 "I don't think that's wise" is totally something I would say. True as it might be, it doesn't come across well.
“Use the analog wink emoji”… omg yess!!!! Also..There’s 3 Wink emojis #1-=hyper sexual; it has the kiss. #2-sexy wink. #3-dumb wink..I dont like that one but it fits perfectly w/ that awkward “haha”, “lol” “tee hee hee”!!! 😂. Also….I say “then what” in those awkward moments. It usually lightens that tension feeling that everyone hates!! Thx for your podcast. It’s a lot of fun!! An d, hey… on the net, your a 10…& that’s positive. Lolol! Peace Out! DeeBee
I absolutely understand how she felt the whole conversation with the guy. It makes total sense. And I do think it's probably a bad sign he even offered that so early on, or just that maybe he wants something different than she does. But I do agree that some of her responses didn't need to be said. I think I would've said, "Thanks for offering! But I'm planning on staying in a hotel. I'm excited to spend time with you. 😉" Or if it bugs you that the guy offered that so early on and you know you're kinda not interested anymore, then maybe just kinda "back into the bushes" and phase the convos out somehow.
I'm an actual dude watching this podcast...Here's what you do with the bird IF you do anything. You catch it and you kill it. This is why no dude wanted to do anything. Cuz you would look like a monster, but that is the best solution for the people and for the bird.
That’s what I thought, too! That would be the best thing for the bird, since it sounds like it was pretty seriously injured at that point, but people would be furious.
Lol I have started from Ep1 and am working my way to current. I certainly hope John has grown in his opinion of beauty, or at least his assumption of everyone else’s opinion of beauty. 😂.
Ugh, I learned that people are alot more shallow than I thought. People literally just wanting to be wanted. It's a mess out there on the streets is what it looks like to me.
Right, like i dont need someone else to want me in order to feel a certain way about myself. If you dont like me, tell me and ill move on. Many years ago i told a guy from school that i was into him online and he never responded back. I didnt cry or call myself a loser. I said eh oh well. It honestly didnt hurt that bad. Everyone isnt for everyone.
John I feel the same way about animals love to watch from a distance, first thing I thought of with the bird was go find someone that works there, but knowing myself I wouldn't be able to try to pick it up, I would be afraid I would end up hurting it worse
that's what I was thinking, but to be honest I didn't want to be the one to bring it up ....when you start adding all that other stuff you would need a spreadsheet not a scale
The bird dude... if there's a side door on the gangway/jet way, where they normally grab stuff they can't fit on the plane and put underneath... I'd have tried to grab the bird when it knocked itself out for a sec and taken it out there. Just coordinated with the attendant. I'm a sucker for animals. It would kill me to watch that. OOOORRRRRR I'd have to put my headphones on and move. Else I'd be in tears. AAAAANNNNNDDDDD Morgan is not a 10 for me. I wouldn't give him a second look with the mullet, but it's a definite no for me dawg. Tim McGraw looks only, absolute 10. IDK him personally so he could be an absolute -10 even though he's beautiful to look at.
I like the way you guys broke down the rating system because I feel like most ppl assume it’s just based on appearance which is subjective.. I mean it’s all subjective but yeah ppl value different attributes differently. Side note: just because someone is talented & successful doesn’t mean they’ll make a good partner. So I personally don’t place a lot of value on those things.
No its not wrong to look people up on social media. I'm a hairstylist and my coworkers would always look up new clients, everyone does it. Also I'm so invested in Molly and need updates on her lol
100% Molly didn’t trust herself. She needed an out. Getting him to ghost her was ideal for her even if she not fully aware or wants to admit it. Most of the time when people are getting into a situation they feel bad about they will sabotage it for an out.
No ghosting is when two people vibe and then one doesnt vibe and makes a clear statement of absence. Imma casper a person for sure. They might be like wow she is a friend for life. No harm no foul 🤷🏼♀️
Have a further theory on the 1-10 scale, long held, that if you're dating or married to more than a +/- 2 to you, you're gonna have a bad time... Glad you agree
I must be a monster because I’m never bothered seeing a predator kill and eat on nature shows. 😬 Croc’s gotta eat, too. 🤷♀️ I mean, if I had a personal relationship with the wildebeest, I’d feel differently. 😂 The bird is sad, though, because it’s not even going to be food for something else. And it’s dying slowly. 😬 But unless you caught it before it really hurt itself and were able to give it to animal control, there’s not a whole lot you can do.
Molly's guy is slimier by the line. Check song Updown Girl-Billy Joel. No expectations in guy means no baby, no pregos. He's testing her how easy she is. She has to say no til wedding night. That's their jobs. She is unsure by talking equals easy.
Oh man, two people trying to fit into each other's life just feels awkward. Goodness, the molly story. Goodness gracious, he said meaningless. Doesnt that say it all? I'm so glad I dont cha cha with peeps. It's all so strange.
I would not have asked another person to help, I’d have done it myself and ended up with an injured bird that I’d taken ownership of and then when I have to abandon it, live with guilt about it for the rest of my life.
To her point, her scale is different than others (from only what she can only see..). To your point, there are points in the scale that are universal lol
All this without molly and dude having real communication of actually speaking or meeting again. What a waste of time. Texting isn’t a real way to judge if a relationship would work. Too much left to the imagination and fantasy
“If I go on a date & a girl brings me back to her house.. obviously after several dates because I’m a Christian…” 😂 Pretty sure marriage is supposed to be part of that equation but whatever makes ya feel better John. Lol. Btw, your friend is 100% right. Hard no on Morgan Wallen.
I love you bro, so it's out of love that I write this comment. Could you PLEASE make a commitment and devote yourself, to removing the word "like" from your vocabulary? I love your work so much but the podcast brings one's IQ down a few points, with this habit of yours. Love Ya John!
Have attendant call security to call animal control. They don't normally help birds but they can get it out of the building. We are to have dominion over the animals and a wife telling the husband to do something is what wives universally say.
If the bird had injured it’s wing or something I think the best option in that situation would have been to kill it and find a garbage can. Like you can’t take it to the animal hospital…. You’re in an airport! I guess you could let it go but then it would suffer more before ultimately dying anyway. My dog would have had such an easy time catching the bird. My husband tried for 15 minutes to catch a bird in our house and our dog walks in and just catches it in its mouth right away. Then my husband chased after the dog (luckily dog went outside from there) and dog was startled and let it go and the bird was fine.
Age before beauty. She looked at the youth and said work and you looked and said imma man. You already know that outranks so I'm not moving. Bye bye birdie!
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Love the YA GIRL IS PRETTY CONSERVATIVE merch idea
THIS WAS THE BEST PODCAST EVER, DATING ADVICE WITH JOHN CRIST IS 🔥. I need this to be a thing every month. Girls sending in their convos and you helping them with the correct responses
Bro. Your standup special was hilarious!
Honestly really grateful for you. My work is emotionally taxing (couples counseling clinic in Dallas) and listening to your podcast and standup on the drive home helps me be a better husband, dad, and employee. Laughter is excellent medicine.
I was so invested in Molly's love life. This needs to be a recurring segment.
Come to find out this is Molly. Jk lol
Thanks guys for listening to our comments and putting light on Alex and the sound is so much better... you be movin up them charts like crazy
I think we all could use some laughter from John today 😅🥰🤩
and so excited for the special!
"Ya girl is conservative" slap it on a shirt I'm buying it. 😆
This podcast keeps me going Thursdays. Never stop.
I saw the comedy special "What are we doing" before this segment, and I left a comment that the Lazarus bit was priceless! Love your comedy style, enjoy watching!
You're great and funny at deciphering these dating texts. Please do more of this.
If your 1-10 scale is weighted most heavily on looks, you’re in for trouble later in life because neither your nor your partner are gonna keep those looks. Time makes fools of us all.
I agree with John’s rating system. Looks are not everything, and I notice that women care way more about looks when it’s men they would never actually meet.
Someone once told my mom that she was was too young and pretty for my dad. It was supposed to be a compliment but it came off as “your husband is old and ugly and you have bad taste”. My mom was BOILING. MAD. Moral of the story, don’t degrade someone’s man😂
I'm sure "Molly" is cool, but that was painful. 😂
Yes we love Molly but I was even cringing during the story 😅
Personally, if a woman said, “Your Girl is pretty Conservative” she would go up 1-2 points on the 1-10 scale
My husband needs to hear that part about being "lucky to just be here" ..it makes things harder on the communication. He just assumes that his thoughts aren't valid which, in turn, makes it feel like a one sided thing.. in reality, when he acts so victimized.. I'm over here dying for an equal.. someone to bounce ideas off of.. not feel like my wish is his command. This is a big deal.
I saw a mini library at the park and one in front of a laundry mat and I will say I found some serious niche books people cant find and I'm sure most haven't read. Some really different kinds if reads. That's what I like, peeps who load it up with non- common cant find in typical libraries type stuff. Those beautiful people are my favorites!
Molly trying to say she's not easy without saying she's not easy... ya girl is conservative ; )
Pete and Sébastien to John lol. I'm loving this! Congrats on your show "what are you doing" So excited to see this!!!
Love this podcast!! So much truth, def a net positive :-) and yes, we need the merch- "ya girls conservative" 😄
This was so great. So fully invested in the story just to have Molly lose interest in the end 😩😂 Oh Molly! “Ya gurl” loved this episode 😅
Please have TREY KENNEDY on! & Nate Bargatze! Also, your co-host is cute 🥰
That Paul joke.. 🤣👏
Lmao I watch u for jokes about nogano wtf
@@dyc9124 AYY!! 🙋🏻♂️ I appreciate it. 😆
John! we are now all invested. Molly, Molly, Molly.... she is the prototype of preacher's kid, wanting to be conservative but still super fun and funny - and not knowing how to navigate life and dating....geez....I want to weigh in. wow. to be continued..... please update us.......
I need Molly updates and also more "Let John fix it" segments. ;)
53:10 I WAS THINKING, SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤯🤣
I just saw it, lol! Brilliant! Too funny! 😂🤣😆🌹♥️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Y’all taught me some things…I definitely learned what NOT to say through text.
This whole dating text conversation is full of miscommunication, crossed wires, & misunderstand. Mixed messages. Cringe! So sorry 'Molly'
Totally okay to internet stalk someone - but do not tell them! No!
Ghosting: It takes a whole lot of Self-awareness & maturity to be honest and say, 'Hey, this isn't for me.' Whether that is for dating conversations, friendships, food, sports, someone trying to explain something to you, a book. I have mad respect for anyone that voices that. At work, having someone say, 'Thank you for your help. I'm not interested today.' is so helpful. Respects my time & yours.
He's trying his best. She's being cautious. But train wreck.
John please don’t ever apologize for going over time. When you really look at it, on the NET it’s a positive.
Yiiiiikes Mollyyyyy
Here’s what she needs: figure out what she likes about herself and play that up, and figure out what she wants in a man and stick to it.
I say all the time I am so relieved I never had to date in the text generation. Met my hubby 24 years ago and he is still the worst texter ever. He would have ghosted me from the sheer fact that his phone is constantly filled with unread notifications! Having to unpack all the nonverbals and emojis gives me anxiety attack just thinking of how hard this must be for people. Pays to be an old married lady! I really hope for Molly updates in future episodes!
Oh! Mini library for drugs. Actually a good idea
So good glad I stumbled across this
So much fun. Thank you for sharing.
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My name is Molly 😁🤣🤣
I am Molly. 100%. This pod is helping people. 😂
Bring back the dating advice 🤣I feel like I can relate to Molly. My friend had to fix my texting with a guy because I was clearly incapable of doing so.
Omg…I literally said Sarah and then mollie!! 😂😂
Congrats on the awesome partnering success! Good for you john!
She ghosted him after HAHAHA
John Crist Net Positive podcast was 100% necessary.
Really diggin the skittles hat
The segment on Molly's dating screw up is cringingly painful. Largely because I'm likely to do the very same. 😬 "I don't think that's wise" is totally something I would say. True as it might be, it doesn't come across well.
“Use the analog wink emoji”… omg yess!!!! Also..There’s 3 Wink emojis #1-=hyper sexual; it has the kiss. #2-sexy wink. #3-dumb wink..I dont like that one but it fits perfectly w/ that awkward “haha”, “lol” “tee hee hee”!!! 😂.
Also….I say “then what” in those awkward moments. It usually lightens that tension feeling that everyone hates!! Thx for your podcast. It’s a lot of fun!! An d, hey… on the net, your a 10…& that’s positive. Lolol! Peace Out! DeeBee
I absolutely understand how she felt the whole conversation with the guy. It makes total sense. And I do think it's probably a bad sign he even offered that so early on, or just that maybe he wants something different than she does. But I do agree that some of her responses didn't need to be said. I think I would've said, "Thanks for offering! But I'm planning on staying in a hotel. I'm excited to spend time with you. 😉" Or if it bugs you that the guy offered that so early on and you know you're kinda not interested anymore, then maybe just kinda "back into the bushes" and phase the convos out somehow.
I'm an actual dude watching this podcast...Here's what you do with the bird IF you do anything. You catch it and you kill it. This is why no dude wanted to do anything. Cuz you would look like a monster, but that is the best solution for the people and for the bird.
ya damned if ya do and damned if you don't... I totally get it
That’s what I thought, too! That would be the best thing for the bird, since it sounds like it was pretty seriously injured at that point, but people would be furious.
Thank you! There’s nothing you can do but kill it!
As a woman and biologist I would've gone and picked the bird up. Perhaps before it injuring itself, throwing a sweater over it then picking it up.
Anyone else noticing that John likes to talk longer and longer each episode? At this rate episode 10 will be 48 hours long.
BTW, love this podcast!
most the time it's the opposite they get shorter and shorter. He's invested and i like 👏👏👏
That Sarah comment 🤣 I resemble that remark exactly except my parents live 1 hour away...
Lol I have started from Ep1 and am working my way to current. I certainly hope John has grown in his opinion of beauty, or at least his assumption of everyone else’s opinion of beauty. 😂.
Ugh, I learned that people are alot more shallow than I thought. People literally just wanting to be wanted. It's a mess out there on the streets is what it looks like to me.
Right, like i dont need someone else to want me in order to feel a certain way about myself. If you dont like me, tell me and ill move on. Many years ago i told a guy from school that i was into him online and he never responded back. I didnt cry or call myself a loser. I said eh oh well. It honestly didnt hurt that bad. Everyone isnt for everyone.
@@NiRaSis right to move on! There is someone for everyone and you get no closer to them by focusing on people who aren't for you ❤
Clearly John didn’t see those walruses jumping off of cliffs to their deaths on Netflix.
I would pick up the bird and find a place to turn it lose outside. :) But then, I'm an animal lover, no matter how small the critter is.
I meet Tim Tebow once, SUPER nice kid. (3:16 brought Jesus back to national TV)
John I feel the same way about animals love to watch from a distance, first thing I thought of with the bird was go find someone that works there, but knowing myself I wouldn't be able to try to pick it up, I would be afraid I would end up hurting it worse
Wow…..good stuff.
The scale usually refers to looks and nothing more. But interesting perspective.
that's what I was thinking, but to be honest I didn't want to be the one to bring it up ....when you start adding all that other stuff you would need a spreadsheet not a scale
I'd listen to you over Joe Rogan any day & twice on Sunday...hands down.
Read receipts on or off? That’s another great tool people under-utilize!
I need to hire Jon.
The bird dude... if there's a side door on the gangway/jet way, where they normally grab stuff they can't fit on the plane and put underneath... I'd have tried to grab the bird when it knocked itself out for a sec and taken it out there. Just coordinated with the attendant. I'm a sucker for animals. It would kill me to watch that. OOOORRRRRR I'd have to put my headphones on and move. Else I'd be in tears.
AAAAANNNNNDDDDD
Morgan is not a 10 for me. I wouldn't give him a second look with the mullet, but it's a definite no for me dawg. Tim McGraw looks only, absolute 10. IDK him personally so he could be an absolute -10 even though he's beautiful to look at.
Hey you have 777k subs right now 😍 great number!
I like the way you guys broke down the rating system because I feel like most ppl assume it’s just based on appearance which is subjective.. I mean it’s all subjective but yeah ppl value different attributes differently. Side note: just because someone is talented & successful doesn’t mean they’ll make a good partner. So I personally don’t place a lot of value on those things.
I can see that Molly needs to drop it and go on with your life.
Lol how funny would be it if Mollys dude watches this podcast, “waaaaait, John Christ was analog winking me???!”
I would have saved the bird. No doubt, in no amount of time. For sure.
Multiple Skits = Skittles … new name for his next tour 🤪😂
No its not wrong to look people up on social media. I'm a hairstylist and my coworkers would always look up new clients, everyone does it. Also I'm so invested in Molly and need updates on her lol
100% Molly didn’t trust herself. She needed an out. Getting him to ghost her was ideal for her even if she not fully aware or wants to admit it. Most of the time when people are getting into a situation they feel bad about they will sabotage it for an out.
I'm going to get a shirt that says, "Ya girl is conservative" lol
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No ghosting is when two people vibe and then one doesnt vibe and makes a clear statement of absence. Imma casper a person for sure. They might be like wow she is a friend for life. No harm no foul 🤷🏼♀️
I live in NWA and I totally figured out who your girlfriend Lydia is. “Ya girl” is definitely a 10. Put a ring on it.
pizza box... lol (brings me down)
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Get Nate bargatze on soon :)
Have a further theory on the 1-10 scale, long held, that if you're dating or married to more than a +/- 2 to you, you're gonna have a bad time... Glad you agree
😂😂😂😂😂 I just found your tiktok it's over 😂😂😂😂
Catch the bird and hand it to an airport employee...
Where can I watch the first comedy special?
Amazon Prime Video!
I must be a monster because I’m never bothered seeing a predator kill and eat on nature shows. 😬 Croc’s gotta eat, too. 🤷♀️ I mean, if I had a personal relationship with the wildebeest, I’d feel differently. 😂
The bird is sad, though, because it’s not even going to be food for something else. And it’s dying slowly. 😬 But unless you caught it before it really hurt itself and were able to give it to animal control, there’s not a whole lot you can do.
Molly's guy is slimier by the line. Check song Updown Girl-Billy Joel. No expectations in guy means no baby, no pregos. He's testing her how easy she is. She has to say no til wedding night. That's their jobs. She is unsure by talking equals easy.
Oh man, two people trying to fit into each other's life just feels awkward. Goodness, the molly story. Goodness gracious, he said meaningless. Doesnt that say it all? I'm so glad I dont cha cha with peeps. It's all so strange.
I would not have asked another person to help, I’d have done it myself and ended up with an injured bird that I’d taken ownership of and then when I have to abandon it, live with guilt about it for the rest of my life.
To her point, her scale is different than others (from only what she can only see..). To your point, there are points in the scale that are universal lol
THE TEXT analysis should be a fixed part of the podcast! PLLLLLEEEASE :v
All this without molly and dude having real communication of actually speaking or meeting again. What a waste of time. Texting isn’t a real way to judge if a relationship would work. Too much left to the imagination and fantasy
Leave the bird alone. Nature is unforgiving.. survival of the fittest.
Dating is so complicated sometimes 😆
Ya gurl is conservative!🤣🤣🤣
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Not playing games - it's navigating human psychology & the intricacies of communication with a terribly difficult language. And text is the WORSE.
“If I go on a date & a girl brings me back to her house.. obviously after several dates because I’m a Christian…” 😂 Pretty sure marriage is supposed to be part of that equation but whatever makes ya feel better John. Lol. Btw, your friend is 100% right. Hard no on Morgan Wallen.
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I love you bro, so it's out of love that I write this comment. Could you PLEASE make a commitment and devote yourself, to removing the word "like" from your vocabulary? I love your work so much but the podcast brings one's IQ down a few points, with this habit of yours. Love Ya John!
...noticed you all aren't reading the live chat 😒😂
These aren't actually recorded live I don't think.
Have attendant call security to call animal control. They don't normally help birds but they can get it out of the building. We are to have dominion over the animals and a wife telling the husband to do something is what wives universally say.
If the bird had injured it’s wing or something I think the best option in that situation would have been to kill it and find a garbage can. Like you can’t take it to the animal hospital…. You’re in an airport! I guess you could let it go but then it would suffer more before ultimately dying anyway.
My dog would have had such an easy time catching the bird. My husband tried for 15 minutes to catch a bird in our house and our dog walks in and just catches it in its mouth right away. Then my husband chased after the dog (luckily dog went outside from there) and dog was startled and let it go and the bird was fine.
I don't know if anything shows my masculinity better than the fact I was disappointed when hearing the nature shows no longer show the killing.
Molly is intense. She thinks she is better then the guy because he might not be Christian.
Age before beauty. She looked at the youth and said work and you looked and said imma man. You already know that outranks so I'm not moving. Bye bye birdie!
He’s a 10, but he has a tiny library in his front yard…