SEC Roll Call - Week Five (2023 Season)
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- The first week of a complete slate of in-conference games also brings the realization that our season is 1/3rd complete. Only 3 undefeated teams remain, Georgia, Kentucky, and Mizzou. South Carolina is completely unhinged after their Super Bowl loss in Knoxville. Florida has 13 men on the field and still can't stop Kentucky. Arkansas settles into familiar territory while Texas A&M finds hope. Alabama is on the up despite their hearing loss, and Ole Miss is holding on tight to the Kiffin-Coaster.
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Just ordered mine. 😊❤
Burn em lol. WPS
Dark Mizzou is the villain we never knew we needed...
Thank you for allowing me to realize what he said right at the end!!!
Said the ACC and BIGTEN
Pretty sure it's Darth Mizzou, based on the hooded robe.
We need more dark/darth mizzou a whole episode on him
@@randyevans4967 Dark or Darth...we need more!
Mizzou's villain arc is going to be GLORIOUS. They will all rue the day.
But we’ll still lose. That is lifecycle in Missouri… like in the south:(
As a born and bred Dawg, I have to say- if we aren't able to get the threepeat... I want Mizzou to go all the way. If only because seeing Matt cowering beneath Dark Mizzou bellowing out "ACKNOWLEDGE ME!" would make for an excellent end of season skit.
LMAO😂, "Turn off dark mode and face me!"😂😂😂
This one is pure gold!!!
Matt,
Fantastic job as always as you get a zing on everyone in the SEC!
As a UT Austin Alum and lifetime longhorn, I can’t wait to see him do both Texas and OU in 2025 🤘🏼🧡this channel is gold 😂 👏🏼
2024😊🤘
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As an Eagles fan I would like to thank Taylor Swift for slowly causing the degradation of synchronicity between Mahomes and Kelce which is causing collective anyurisms among Chiefs Kingdom. 😂
Love the Miss Terry shirt. Priceless.
Kansas City Chiefs and Taylor Swift 😆😅🤣😂 And I'm a CHIEFS fan
The undefeated Kentucky joke is perfection. I honestly, loved watching that game. I yelled “butter fingers!” So, many times. As a Pennsylvanian, I’d like to switch my allegiances from Bama’ to Kentucky.
The character arc for Mizzou is something to behold.
The SEC should have been nicer to him.
dark mizzou lol
Behold, the dark rider cometh...
he's almost as good as vandy-bot
I almost spit out my drink when Dark Mizzou showed up (out of pure, unadulterated fear).
"I saw a blind guy and assumed it was a ref" best line in the vid
🤣🤣🤣 I thought he said a black guy 🤣🤣🤣 I was like dammnnn 🤯
@@rong8889 you’re hanging out with the wrong white people
My favorite was Ole Miss then saying "he has A guy for security." In their defense, he was wider than average.
Vandy breaking the fourth wall got me 😂
Right?? Perfect! 😂
It’s because they’re so smart
For the Algorithm 😂
You know it was a good week in the SEC when Matt didn’t even have time to cut to OU and Texas death glaring at eachother in the corner
Exactly, whoever wins this weekend will have a “we want Georgia” sign hoisted the rest of the year…or it’ll be Texas facing away from the camera the whole time declaring WE’RE BACK (get it?) 🤘🏼
Just wait until UNC, Clemson, and FSU find ax way out of the ACC.
Gonna be great content
I know...I WAS SO LOOKING FOR TO SEEING THAT lol T.I.B Go longhorns🤘
He's saving that for next week when OU upsets them and everyone makes fun of the Big 12 again. TCU ruined that for ever.
Little surprised he left out Red River this week.
Prob a shout out next week… talk about pounding beers before 11am… there’s a reason that game is played early. Violence 😂
Who else gets hyped when it’s Monday just for these
I do. Lol.
Definitely
Absolutely
Me bc undefeated Kentucky does what she wants!
The only thing to look forward to for Monday.
I need Mizzou to keep winning. This storyline had been awesome.
Well, if LSU's defense plays like last week, Mizzou will be 6-0 going into the Kentucky game
I would say we’d probably end it next week, but I don’t trust our defense so I can’t say that with certainty 😂
@@ronaldtipton6035Then they can play the "Third place in the East" championship bowl.
@TigerMania_ And your playing at Columbia against a ranked Mizzou too. So it’s not looking good!
@@jedimasterjoe5386 I’ve got all the confidence in the world in the offense. You just can’t win when you give up 711 yards on defense. It’s that simple 🤷♂️
“It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.” - Mizzou in Heath Ledger Joker makeup
Come on
You know, if they are still undefeated after Oct 28, he might just do that. It'd be a fun Halloween episode
“This conference needs a better class of a football team, and I’m going to give it em” lol classic
“Everything burns”
hahahah honestly how we've always felt, and I'm glad we're getting recognized for who we are - the season terminator
Subscribe or Miss Terry will get you
oh no not Miss Terry
I am subscribed, love your videos. Texas plays Oklahoma Saturday; next episode you could add a part where the winner is trying to convince the rest to keep the loser out.
I hope Kentucky and Texas A&M wins in Week 6 to bring chaos back
I'm more worried about Dark Mizzou
How can we get the miss terry shirt?
The Mizzou villain arc has finally begun. And I’m here for it lol
Missouri’s had enough of being picked on and I’m all for it. 👍
Your schedule is about to get real. No more cupcakes. We'll see where you end up
@@dmp539 My schedule? I’m not a Missouri fan, just sympathizing with the little guy.
@dmp539 I mean I'd rather have all the cupcakes at the beginning of the year. We're not like other schools who put them in October and November.
@@dmp539 Kentucky lost
The Kiffin Coaster doesnt crash and burn. It just always flys off the rails onto another 9.5 million dollar track somehow.
Who cares we beat LSU, 🤣🤣🤣 HOTTY TODDY
One word - tarmac.
Don't forget the recruiting violations that train leaves in its wake
he may not even need the Off. Coordinator, “rehab/reboot” year or 2, and just land on another pile of money
@@Supervillain725it would be worth the ride.
Mizzou is winning and I don’t know how but I’m happy
Same here!
Honestly given their history I for sure thought Vandy was gonna embarrass us now I’m kinda thinking might make a half decent run this season are we beating Georgia probably not but LSU Florida Kentucky maybe.
Vandy seemed like a classic trap game. I’m glad that we not only won but largely dominated (even if the announcers kept blathering on about how Vandy was still in it well past the point it was obvious they weren’t anymore). And now everyone assumes we’re going to fold against LSU even though we have them at home and have a far better defense.
The Florida line about being able to think of 13 had me rolling.
Me too. Especially as a Florida State grad
I just want Mizzou to keep devolving into Emperor Palpatine every week
“Miss Terry make Saban mean again.” Classic.
Saban said Miss Terry told him to kick the guy's butts if they aren't playing right. Gotta do what Miss Terry says. I yell at 'em too! Roll Tide Roll!
My favorite part
As a Mizzou alum... this freaking rocks!!! Dark Mizzou is awesome!!! Keep up these great videos!!! ❤
Not sure if you said Darth Mizzou or Dark Mizzou, but I love it either way!!! Boo Ya!!! #MagnoliaBowl
I was getting a Sith vibe from the start lol
I just spit milk out when Darth Mizzou came out. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Also let Alabama hold the baby
DOES THE BABY WANT A DRINK??
Kansas City Chiefs and Taylor Swift😂.
I am 1000% in on the Mizzou villain arc 😂😂
Dear lord, the content writes itself this season. This literally has been a circus inside of a series of nesting clown cars. That being said, since my Gators are bound and determined to be irrelevant again, I am HERE for Dark Mizzou to ruin it for the entire conference.
The fact that Rattler thinks TNs stadium being loud is because it’s their superbowl is hilarious. That stadium is loud during every home game. Had he not been told about TN fans or something?
Dark Mizzou 😂😂 ❤ it. I can own that….MIZ
Is that what he said? Dark Mizzou
@@laidbackeasttexan this is a gotta watch until the end vid. I think he finally understands, we hate everyone.
ZOU!
Statistics say that every time MIZZOU wins in the east, the SEC fails to win a natty.
Correlation?
Causation?
Or Jedi/Sith tricks?!
Georgia Kentucky is the game to watch Saturday. Nothing but respect to UGA but Stoops has been building something special here in Lexington. Go Cats🐾🏈
I REALLY hope you're right. Down with the Dawgs
Bless your heart.
Honestly, I'm just glad we actually get a ranked game this season. Go Dawgs.
Be careful what you wish for. Georgia never forgets and nobody likes them when they're angry.
This is like the Ole Miss guys a few weeks ago claiming Ole Miss was gonna hang 60 on Bama. Keep dreaming bud.
Best time of day sec shorts and sec roll call
I am lovin' me some Dark Mizzou, even though I doubt it will last. And I am from Missouri.
Then again, I also doubt Taylor and Travis will last either. If they are even together. but that's another story....
omg i need a Dark Mizzou tshirt!!! you need to hurry up and trademark that before a buncha Columbia kids beat you to it! 😂
This TN fan loves “Dark Mizzou!” Matt you are hitting on all cylinders. The Miss Terry shirt had me rolling!!
I say both Mizzou and Vandy have been the best character arcs.
DARK MIZZOU HAS RISEN! ALL HAIL....um....whose on that team again?!? Hell y'all who's coaching them??......Is this 2007? What is happening?
I’m just waiting for Dark Mizzou to become Darth Mizzou.
Mizzou is the kid you hope you were nice to and he says “Stay home tomorrow ok?”
hahahaha
Great catch and burn.
Dark…I like it!
😂😂😂 love it
I'm just here because it feels good to know that Arkansas has some real purpose in life. We're the only ones that document the milestones of the failures in our conference with graphs. We're winning big. Finally.
Undefeated UK vs Undefeated Mizzou is the game we deserve….
Go, Dark Mizzou!
-A Buckeyes fan
Mizzou has officially become a Sith Lord. Its been renamed Darth Vengeance and you will no longer call it by its former Jedi name.
MIZZOU STRIKES BACK!
Mizzou has finally lived long enough to become the villain….. may God have mercy on the hope they have to have a decent season
The silver lining of Missouri's continued success is watching you have to talk about him. Hilarious as always.
Dark Mizzu vs Georgia is gonna be great.
So if LSU doesn't do it, is Kentucky gonna have to save the SEC from Darth Mizzou? Gonna need to pound a lot more beers for that.
Not gonna lie I want Kentucky and Mizzou to win this week because if makes there game next week one of the best games this year
Laughed the whole way thru! Dark Mizzou! 😂🧡🍊
"I saw a blind guy and I just assumed he was a ref" LMAOOOO
Hell OLE Miss had to beat LSU and the Refs. Look Ole Miss just scored again 🤣
That was the best part until the very end!
We are going to need Dark Mizzou in a Bane mask (or Palpatine makeup) by the end of the season to complete his villain ark.
As an Arkansas fan I laughed and cried several times. 😂 love the videos whether we lose or don’t win. 😢
Same, same
❤ Dark Mizzou
The Mizzou character gets better every week
Dark Mizzou. I love it.
I am sad that Oklahoma and Texas didn't make an appearance this week, but watching Missouri try to ruin the conference for a year is a great bit.
Right, especially sense they are playing each other this weekend
@@stout8807Well it’s a week 5 recap, he’ll definitely have some trash talking after this week in the next week vid
Y'all aren't even in the conference yet.
@@jwashburn6768 they’ve had Texas and Oklahoma show up in a couple episodes, this a would have been a good one to do it
@@jwashburn6768Oh, I completely forgot about that. I guess I just hallucinated Oklahoma and/or Texas being in the off season update video from the spring. And the schedule release video in the summer. And the week 1 video. And the week 2 video. And the week 3 video. And the week 4 video.
Thank you for reminding me Oklahoma and Texas aren't in the SEC yet. All these hallucinations make me forgetful.
I'm all on board for the Dark Mizzou Arc
I'm down with Dark Mizzou.
Darth/Dark Mizu jump-scare got me!! Best thing I've seen all week and last week!😂
Missouri is accidentally scary now.
Go Mizzou baby !!
I love the Miss Terry "Make Saban Mean Again" shirt
🤣🤣😵💫🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta have one 🙏
I have to have one too!! Where are they being sold??
Love to see Dark Mizzou has made the room. Can't wait to see how it turns out.
Roll Tide...I'm scared of Mizzou...
The reference to the AKC fly ball championship was oddly non-sequitur and I'm here for it.
Oh my God, this is your best yet! How can you keep getting better? Dark Mizzou actually made me snort laugh! 😂
Kansas City Chiefs and Taylor Swift!
I went back over and over for dark Mizzou, that was the best!
@@gr8fulUSI did the same! 😂
Wife: wtf are you laughing so damn hard?
Me: Dark Mizzou! 🤣
Dark Mizzouuuuuuuu! Bahahaha!
“ turn off dark mode” as a Tennessee fan, had me dying
Same! 🍊
Need more Dark Mizzou 😂
Matt is doing the impossible... Making me cheer for Mizzou just to see where this goes!
I just happy uk is 5-0 in football and hoping we put up a fight against Georgia Saturday
Yes!
Cover Brock Bowers like you mean it and there is a good chance. He carried that game when no one else could or would.
@@sethrogers8473 Yeah Auburn's defensive strategy of "Give their best receiver a 15 yard cushion on every play" didn't pan out for them.
@sethrogers8473 yeah Kirby will have beat that out of them by this weekend. It might get ugly for the cats.
SEC: *Gets interupted by a battered and bloodied Colorado getting punched through the wall into the group* You hit like a grandma
USC: *Equally battered and Bloodied and does The Scorpion chain from Mortal Kombat move* GET OVER HERE *Beats Colorado into pulp*
SEC: I'm starting to think it was a mistake letting the Pac-12 collapse and their good teams into our neighborhood.
Big 10: It's not my fault, it's him! *Points at Media Rights*
The Media: Hey! Don't blame me, I just do what you two tell me to do.
Idk given how that game ended it felt less like USC getting a fatality in and more like USC got lucky it wasn't a title bout and only went 3 rounds.
@@kcnichols8968 I watched it...If Colorado had Shilo and Travis Hunter, or if that game goes 5 more game minutes, Colorado wins. USC had no answers for anything that second half.
I am all kinds of here for Dark Mizzou. You put that on a Matt Mitchell branded tshirt and I'm buying one for me, and one each for the fam.
Marvelous, Matt. Writing, acting, editing, and Dark Mizzou. Wow.
I need to know where to get a Miss Terry shirt and Dark Mizzou is epic.
Miss Terry - Make Nick Mean Again! - Priceless
😂😂😂 Time to rewatch. I wonder if Matt watches all the SEC games?
he has to .., maybe he gets some good details from friends.., but he has to get a glimpse of at least most of the games..
Dark Mizzou! Oh no!
Love the Miss Terry "Make Nick Mean Again" sweat shirt!! 😂😂😂😂
As a mizzou fan I’m just glad we’re talking about them… and enjoying it before it all crumbles down
DARK MIZZOU!!!!!
We are nearly half over for our regular season and us notre dane fans already had half of our regular season games played
I would die laughing if Mizzou won the SEC.
I honestly feel like the stars are aligning for MIZZOU like they did in 2007.
Gonna get a shot at the natty- and who knows:)
@@danmurphy95 it would definitely serve the Bama's and Georgia's of the world right for being so cocky. I just like chaos.
I think we’re all Mizzou fans now that Dark Mizzou is here!
@@vivlundDarth lol like star Wars
As a mizzou fan, would be hilarious
LSU: I can think of 11 guys he’s better than
Florida: And I can think of 13
😂😂😂 Knew Matt would dig at this
i was waiting for it lol
As a Gators fan…I’m a little disappointed he didn’t crush us a bit more…but still an AWESOME skit
13 on 11 and you still couldn't stop him.
how much more darker can Mizzou be? they already wear the black unis!
I almost spit out my drink when Dark Mizzou showed up (out of pure, unadulterated fear)!
Can someone explain the Nick Saban yelling / Terri Saban joke?
Also surprised that Florida got off easy. Perhaps Matt thinks we've suffered enough?
"please, swagger never takes off" -Matt Mitchell
Putting that on an inspirational poster.
Also as a Mizzou fan, I too have embraced the darkness, and no not the pit of despair we used to call home that Arkansas has now bought a time share in, but real Emperor Palpetine type energy. #DarkMizzou
I know that Georgia and auburn game was quite something but y’all heard about Travis Kelce and Taylor swift?
No! 😮 What about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift?!?!?! 👀👀👀
The Kiffin coached teams crashing and burning but was hilarious #GBO 😂
GBO!!!
GBO!
Until now, I didn’t realize that I needed Dark Mizzou t shirt
WOW! Both SEC shorts and Matt brought their A++ game this week! 😂
Mizzou is starting to scare me 😂😂😂
Kentucky gets some screen time. That's what I'm talking about.
“Nick Saban is yelling again..”
“Oooooo”
“Yeah…”