"Horrible Objects" / A Collection of 6 Weird Tales

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  • @thefisherking78
    @thefisherking78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I like to put this stuff on and sleep the whole night with it playing. In no way do I come close to actually tracking the narrative, but I have some really wild dreams.

    • @feltongailey8987
      @feltongailey8987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I do the very same. And have had some wild rides too!

    • @TruecrimeWithLeeLee
      @TruecrimeWithLeeLee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here. So razing ⛱

    • @justinparkerthewildwolf6394
      @justinparkerthewildwolf6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes I do too they're really great readings

    • @thefisherking78
      @thefisherking78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@justinparkerthewildwolf6394 then I come back to hear the whole thing for real when I'm awake

    • @MissHellblazer
      @MissHellblazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thefisherking78 same here.

  • @ScullyPop
    @ScullyPop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is one of my favorite channels on the reading circuit.

    • @Relief2205
      @Relief2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is this Reading circuit

    • @EnCryptedHorror
      @EnCryptedHorror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'Reading circuit' - I hadn't thought of it like that! If you like this sort of thing, please give my new channel a try.

  • @lizbmusic11
    @lizbmusic11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Settling into another long winters night with my favourite channel. Love from New Zealand 🇳🇿

  • @jenford7078
    @jenford7078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Vanity LTD is such a wonderfully macabre story. Bravo, Ian!

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you!

    • @sub-jec-tiv
      @sub-jec-tiv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great sense of humor, and a terrifying climax, oof. Fantastic work.

  • @zevrxn
    @zevrxn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    yay, one more collection i can put on when i go to sleep, it's been my favorite thing to do in the last months

    • @alymcrobbie3676
      @alymcrobbie3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Falling asleep to this now headfones on in bed light low PERFECT Night lol

    • @earthcat
      @earthcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same same same. Can't go to sleep without knowing about Warren.

    • @chuzzthefuzz1908
      @chuzzthefuzz1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, me too!

  • @samsonsoturian6013
    @samsonsoturian6013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Caveat about the violin: Strings for both instruments and bows are traditionally made from animal intestines in all cultures. English and American Indian warriors alike would dissolve the innards of cattle in such a way to only leave the sinews, and these were stretched and dried to make effective strings. Making a magic violin out of a person follows the logic of European black magic perfectly.

  • @0therun1t21
    @0therun1t21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Another great collection with some Ian Gordon in it, thank you!
    ...I think Vanity is the story that got me hooked on your writing, I'm totally a fangirl now.

  • @samsonsoturian6013
    @samsonsoturian6013 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About the magic mirror: That scheme wouldn't work for very long. The dealer and casino bosses would notice the win streak immediately and see the confederate with a mirror. They wouldn't know how it was done, but they would see they were getting some kind of assistance and kick them out.

  • @mijiyoon5575
    @mijiyoon5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Enjoyed these Ian & Jennifer ...Thank You 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @donaldmccleary9015
    @donaldmccleary9015 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome stories and narration. Thanks!

  • @chrisu7022
    @chrisu7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Vanity ltd has been by far one of my favorites ive heard lately. It was AMAZING!

    • @itzfanaticplays260
      @itzfanaticplays260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because you have said that, I'm going to listen to it first, Thank You 😊

    • @chrisu7022
      @chrisu7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itzfanaticplays260 Hell yeah!

    • @tonicastel5933
      @tonicastel5933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is excellent!

  • @RexytheRexy
    @RexytheRexy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're this gifted a narrator/voice actor *and* a very talented writer, to boot?
    I was wrong. You don't have *a* gift - you have two.
    I initially mistook Vanity, LTD for a work by one of the classic horror writers - were it not for the references to technology (and more adult content, which I take no issue with; it's merely an indication of a different use of language and subject matter to me),
    it would have passed for one of their works.
    Writing horror is no easy task.
    Please continue to
    (your work reminds me of Blackwood, which I mean as high compliment).
    P.S. I've introduced my spouse to your channel, and now, we're both hooked. Our videogame adventures and your readings go very well together.

  • @sarahmiller1849
    @sarahmiller1849 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Thank you for the years of top quality entertainment you have given me, along with all the mental shivers*

  • @willibeaa
    @willibeaa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This story is so witty, sarcastic and funny my gosh! Exceptional writing and refreshingly off the beaten path. Lol Good stuff man!! 🤙🏾

  • @suze6of6
    @suze6of6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Woops
    I'm new I have binged for at least a month.
    I can't stop.
    Great stories.
    Excellent narration ❤
    Love ya
    Suze' in Yuma, Arizona 😊

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for listening, Suze!

  • @ovhek1
    @ovhek1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vanity Ltd. is truly amazing.

  • @starmezzo
    @starmezzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Excellent selection! Many of these were new to me. As usual, I enjoyed them very much. Thanks Ian!

  • @adamwoodhouse7865
    @adamwoodhouse7865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Superb as always

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This reminds me of an episode of the British comedy, "Red Dwarf", in which the character Rimmer, a hologram, makes a perfect copy of himself. Within a few days the 2 holograms hate each other with a white hot passion as Rimmer realizes that the only thing greater than his self-admiration was his self-loathing.

    • @mwilson7842
      @mwilson7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting. Sounds like a good depiction of a narcissist.

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know what they say: "What you hate in another is that which you hate in yourself" 😉

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mwilson7842 Arnold Judas Rimmer (to give him his full nane) is massively narcissistic.

  • @joz6683
    @joz6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Having trouble sleeping so decided to listen to this update. I did not listen when I was 1st notified due to the length, I felt that I would listen over one or two days but might listen to it in one sitting. Thanks in advance for all the hard work. I am still in catch up mode with past stories however, I am not able to resist new stories!!!

    • @suze6of6
      @suze6of6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm new I have binged for at least a month.
      I can't stop.
      Great stories.
      Excellent narration ❤
      Love ya
      Suze' in Yuma, Arizona 😊

  • @robbabcock_
    @robbabcock_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for a marvelous collection! 😎🔥👏

  • @XadrumLtd
    @XadrumLtd ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent, a new Van Melson! The lighter tone adds a new dimension to the character. Great stuff. 😊

  • @kiplinkaldahl1298
    @kiplinkaldahl1298 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you SO much for disabling ads on your channel ❤

  • @thelastsausage635
    @thelastsausage635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ian Gordon WOW, just listened to Vanity Ltd, absolutely fantastic story, compulsive listening, loved Nordic Mark, modern horror/ sci-fi stories are a refreshing change from the old ghost stories I love, just as spooky and unnerving too, fresh and original, thank you! just brilliant! 😍👍🇦🇺

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you very much! Glad you enjoyed that one...! Ian

    • @sandrargriffith3493
      @sandrargriffith3493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well done. brilliant.

  • @goutambhola5646
    @goutambhola5646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is really my favorite channel. Great rolled all into one.

  • @JamieJohnson-eh4pc
    @JamieJohnson-eh4pc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ian, Bravo on Vanity LTD.

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks!

    • @JamieJohnson-eh4pc
      @JamieJohnson-eh4pc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HorrorBabble No sir, Thank you, A veritable cure for ennui!

  • @justicepie314
    @justicepie314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Another "Like" for all the coffee made during 'Vanity LTD.' Great story!

    • @paulrevere2379
      @paulrevere2379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No mention of metaphysical manifestations in the FAQ for the app.
      Comedic routine in an alternate universe:
      "If the FAQ in your App answers your question about metaphysical manifestations..."

  • @jeffashley5512
    @jeffashley5512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My afternoon is covered nicely now. 🍿

  • @IMjustAGirlInTheWorld1983
    @IMjustAGirlInTheWorld1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg just flund your channel.and been nonstop Listening to you for the last 13 hours of my work day. You have an immediate sub and new super fan. Well done sir. Amazing writing

  • @terrybeal2252
    @terrybeal2252 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    THE COAT reminds me of Lovecraft's THE PICTURE IN THE HOUSE. Don't get caught in the rain near creepy houses. 😬😱

  • @MrsCaranAmy
    @MrsCaranAmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes. These are a wonderful collection of tales. I enjoyed them all immensely. The descriptions are are amazing. Thank you. Have a fantastic Friday.💖💖

  • @budahbaba7856
    @budahbaba7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The violin story was frigging awesome! :)

  • @sandcat66
    @sandcat66 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vanity LTD 🥰 Even swearing doesn't pale your eloquent delivery. Excellent story i love it

  • @wmnoffaith1
    @wmnoffaith1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You have to love the good old days. In that first story, he has no problem getting the proprietor and all of the patrons to believe him, explain the situation, give him a stiff drink and calm him down. Alas, if this happened today, they'd call the police, he'd be sent to the ER, drug tested and then kept under psychiatric observation for 3 days against his will for psychosis. I was born in the wrong Era, lol.

  • @thetwitchywitchy
    @thetwitchywitchy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:00:23 HOLY FUCKING SHIT! 😂 I literally had to pause it because I couldn’t stop laughing, I just was not expecting him to say that 😂😂😂😂 I loved Vanity LTD! Fantastic job sir!!!!!

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  ปีที่แล้ว

      He's an eloquent fella, that one!

  • @unitedplankton2866
    @unitedplankton2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These look like mostly new postings, so i can't wait to get into them at bed time...

  • @cobrachicken07
    @cobrachicken07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What an amazing collection. Love it!

  • @hereticsaint100
    @hereticsaint100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The "artifact" stories are among my favorites.

    • @joanmayer304
      @joanmayer304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree with you. There is something spooky about finding something you like, bringing it into your home and having it turn on you!! ❤️ from 🇨🇦

    • @holgerstjohn6800
      @holgerstjohn6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O

    • @hereticsaint100
      @hereticsaint100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joanmayer304 right! They're much more interesting than the haunted house or creepy monster stories.

    • @bobbymarcum772
      @bobbymarcum772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes one might say they are artifacts of horror.. oh horrorbabble did say that in a previous collection? I better go listen to that as well!

    • @wolfieworby5653
      @wolfieworby5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It takes an extraordinary talent to take an everyday item and make it truly terrible 😰 😂

  • @Arwcwb
    @Arwcwb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I listen to these casually in the background so I didn't even notice the part about the orgy in Vanity Inc. the first time around :/

  • @noahswanigan9350
    @noahswanigan9350 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Madame Blavatzsky wrote the last story?! I mean ... Ik it must have been a reworking but still. I wake up thinking about the rosy cross and King Arthur, look over and see the picture, not realizing whos name is on the tape for another 20 minutes ... Ah. Ya cant make it up lol If ya know, ya know.. Much love ^_^

  • @theangriestcatintheworld
    @theangriestcatintheworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been saving this one (excited meows)! 💙

  • @angriella
    @angriella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Read The Coat once years ago, stuck with me ever since!

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the last story had me on the edge if insanity!!! lol. no really, i wanted to stop listening, but i couldn’t. a lot like the other story about Paganini where takes a young violinist to meet a devilish character. Poor, incredible Paganini, in poor health, loving his little daughter, to have such myths bandied about. ~~all so beautifully read. thank you muchly :) 🌷✨

  • @DocZ82
    @DocZ82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    And as always, you rock.

  • @robertfoster2988
    @robertfoster2988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really am on a fixed income I wish I could give because I really love what you guys do

  • @veronikalynn5084
    @veronikalynn5084 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vanity Limited was straight out of Black Mirror. Fantastic writing. I would donate to a kickstart for a short film or anything similar, if ever that would be a possibility ✌🏻

  • @stevecausey545
    @stevecausey545 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't have a doll house but my military miniatures seem to be exchanging furtive glances.....😊

  • @karljunge
    @karljunge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    vanity ltd. has an excellent personal lesson for me

  • @mauricedavis8261
    @mauricedavis8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top notch indeed!!!👍👌👻

  • @igorurbanowicz1587
    @igorurbanowicz1587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I love this Chanel

  • @MissHellblazer
    @MissHellblazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would very much appreciate if in one of the next collection of sci-fi horror stories you could include "axiomatic" by Greg Egan. A truly unforgettable masterpiece. I would so much love to hear it by Ian.

  • @noahswanigan9350
    @noahswanigan9350 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Relistening to this.. Hearing Ian say fuck is so rare, it makes it so awesome when he actually cusses 😂

  • @AlgorithmEngagementEntity
    @AlgorithmEngagementEntity ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Engaging engagement algorithm algorithm 🏴‍☠️

  • @thetwojohns6236
    @thetwojohns6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For all of those who loved The Ensouled Violin, look for a movie (with Samuel Jackson, as you've never seen him) called The Red Violin. The two have many parallels, and one reminds me of the other.
    However, that said, keep in mind, the violin (and fiddle) has normally been associated with the devil, with the fiddle being considered, above all, the devils instrument.
    In pre-colonial and colonial America folk tales very frequently pit the devil against a fiddler or violinist. Further, during these periods, it was seriously considered to be a sin, a crime against God, to play the fiddle and violin on Sunday (this belief came to America from the Europeans that settled here). This adds more weight to the story's telling of the protagonist playing his violin on Sunday rather than go to mass with his mother.
    His sin of skipping mass, blaspheming, and then compounded by the greater sin of playing on Sunday, shows his colors more than the exposition of his history of the occult. Indeed, playing and glorifying the violin on Sunday, would have been considered an even greater sin than that of spiritualism, at that time.
    Sorry about the ramble, but there is an entire history throughout the entirety of Western Civilization involving sin and the violin. This makes a huge and poignant statement during this story.
    Id love to discuss these ideas further with the author if they are willing. I expect they know of this history as much as I.
    Edit (additional text)

    • @pattymullin8515
      @pattymullin8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a fabulous post! I never knew any of the information you provided. I will find the Samuel L. Jackson movie tonight. He is one of my favorite actors - there is no one else like him. I don't think any actor can project a greater sense of ice cold fear and sinister danger than he can. Thank you
      for the violin/fiddle information. I loved it!

    • @thetwojohns6236
      @thetwojohns6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pattymullin8515 hope you liked the film. If you're like me, you were hoping he could pull it off.

    • @pattymullin8515
      @pattymullin8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thetwojohns6236 I definitely was hoping he would pull it off!

    • @shastaleann8871
      @shastaleann8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like Charlie Daniels band's "The devil went down to Georgia"...

    • @tomcurran8470
      @tomcurran8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      See Charlie Daniel' "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

  • @Drifter2025
    @Drifter2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Delightfully executed

  • @williamfawkes8379
    @williamfawkes8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A nice collection, I've listened to them all before, but sometimes its good to have a nice big block.

  • @peterpuleo2904
    @peterpuleo2904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ""Snatcher" by Dean Koontz, is about a stolen purse, and the sorry fate of the thief.

  • @stocos1
    @stocos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NOICE!!!

    • @scatdog1
      @scatdog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you meant to say NO ICE !!!

  • @askwhy2030
    @askwhy2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good stuff Thanks!!

  • @kaziahmyren-zobel1925
    @kaziahmyren-zobel1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Old horror story: *hits you over the head with a short but intense burst of racism*

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the only threat in the genre; 1 min your making eggs and listening to a nice story and then... ur so drenched in casual discrimination that you sort of want a shower. 🤷‍♀️ Do u want to be safe or do you want stories? Recreational hazard 🤷‍♀️

  • @newworldman2112
    @newworldman2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like the great Neil Peart read some of this

  • @wolfieworby5653
    @wolfieworby5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The social commentary for Vanity Ltd. is a tad bold. But superbly written as always... Are you considering a full deadly sins series perhaps, Mr Gordon? 😉 😜

    • @wolfieworby5653
      @wolfieworby5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PS: If anyone wants to draft up a petition to make this one into a Simon pegg movie I'm totally on board with that... 👉 👉

  • @michaelwatt968
    @michaelwatt968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice work IAN! Hey what painting is that?

  • @SP-kh7dp
    @SP-kh7dp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dolls house is my favourite

  • @jeremygriffin620
    @jeremygriffin620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a sublime female voice!

    • @eponymousmann5088
      @eponymousmann5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lovely lilt, although I found the cadence a little too mechanical, like a metronome. Precision and delicacy, yes, but the rhythm is too predictable. Do you agree? Maybe it's just me.

    • @romansmirnov961
      @romansmirnov961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eponymousmann5088 Yeah he doesn't play around with the pauses between words and sentences.

  • @Morboeatspeople
    @Morboeatspeople ปีที่แล้ว

    The Black Stone Statue, reminds me of a great Dick Miller movie, where he plays a mentally handicapped man who wants to be an artist... ...and finds a way.

  • @Inannawhimsey
    @Inannawhimsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember reading this wierd story where a shoplifter steals a coat that turns out to eat the shoplifter alive. Strange story.

    • @gohboy56
      @gohboy56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Inannawhimsey. You call that strange? I feel it serves to remind us not to steal...even if the punishment might be a tad extreme 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Inannawhimsey
      @Inannawhimsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gohboy56 See? Another strange one was by fellow classmatez aboot a woman whose chest got revenge on a looky loo by beating them senseless lol

  • @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves
    @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do any of these stories involve a Whoopee Cushion? Cheers Warren, kicked out of the Underworld for trolling the Trolls & other paranormal beings!

    • @theangriestcatintheworld
      @theangriestcatintheworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Warren! Cheers matey! >

    • @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves
      @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theangriestcatintheworld -- Cheers Angriest! When you stopping by my place for a visit? Hint: there are cats! Cheers Warren, who had a cat army in the Underworld!

    • @theangriestcatintheworld
      @theangriestcatintheworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@awarningtothecuriouswerewolves I'm often lurking round your channel-- I'll be sure to wave a paw at you next time!! 🐾

    • @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves
      @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theangriestcatintheworld -- Well, shiver me whiskers, it will be a paws that refreshes! Cheers Warren, who is a lurker himself!

    • @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves
      @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Andrew Phillips -- lol -- for a moment there, I thought you wrote Troll! Cheers Warren, reincarnated as a droll troll!

  • @eymannassole6162
    @eymannassole6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm sure I'm not the first to ask, but are you ever interested in reading "amateur" works?

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We accept submissions from time to time via our website. Not at the moment though unfortunately.

  • @southernjustice9127
    @southernjustice9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting.

  • @willam1992
    @willam1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yay

  • @brandonkim3091
    @brandonkim3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taylor: " You're Mr. Birman! 😠You're Mr. Birman! 😡 I'M MR. BIRMAN!!!🤬 Is anyone else Mr. Birman?!👀😠"
    Mr. Birman: "Meow!"

  • @strangetrip837
    @strangetrip837 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like listening to Dickens, maudlin insincerity

  • @georgemink1813
    @georgemink1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who narrated "The Black Stone Statue"? She sounds a bit familiar, but I can't place it....

    • @HorrorBabble
      @HorrorBabble  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That'll be Jennifer.... she's the other half of HorrorBabble. :) Ian

  • @listerjne
    @listerjne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    vanity ltd is so freaking good bro i enjoyed when you said fuck that was awesome 👍

    • @listerjne
      @listerjne ปีที่แล้ว

      soooo fitting in this collection too but guaranteed stand out no matter the competition. seriously fantastic job, love your mind and your pacing my king!!!!

    • @jolenelittlewood7978
      @jolenelittlewood7978 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All round pressure, Ian and all at H.B. MY MIND SLEEPS BUT YET ,MY minds eye is open to the terrors of the unconscious. Been with u guys,around a year but binged everything u have,best for me and my man myles was ,the story of the man on the moors lost in the snow,the way you portrayed the three men and most of all death,/scientist of the universe made me feel warmth and a sense of calm, your voice is so beautiful that I don't take drugs to sleep,

  • @stephensinclair3771
    @stephensinclair3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is great 👍. Can I imagine buying this as a paperback anthology back in the day 😀 😉 with a suitably lurid cover. "Edited by Ian von Blackheath and company. Notoriously known to be members of the golden coffee break. Said to have a copy of dr Dees translation of the Necronomicom on the same table in the staff room as those naught mags edited by Graham maste4tone". 50p.
    Edited for spelling.

  • @TheChristianNomad
    @TheChristianNomad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vanity LTD had a terrible ending, it passed on both of the better and impactful endings and instead opted for a low whimper for an ending.
    Too bad, it had promise.

  • @pamelawhitfield339
    @pamelawhitfield339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep listening to these so interesting 🤓🤫

  • @PrinceApollo117
    @PrinceApollo117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A hippogriff brought me here

    • @Bbergster
      @Bbergster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that an audiobook thing? Creepy pasta... Mr creep. The others are a let down after being fattened on Dr Ian.

    • @PrinceApollo117
      @PrinceApollo117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bbergster no, there is a Brony TH-camr with a hippogriff avatar named silver quill

  • @listerjne
    @listerjne ปีที่แล้ว

    bro i had an epiphany

  • @2476bunny
    @2476bunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i though pagenine was the page after page 8 lol

  • @kruser-gx6vq9gu3y
    @kruser-gx6vq9gu3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ПРИКОЛЬНО!жалко языка не знаю !

  • @justicepie314
    @justicepie314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Six "Likes" for 6 different tales.

  • @frankfielder
    @frankfielder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You sound just like Karloff.

  • @lightclawshadowmarsch8167
    @lightclawshadowmarsch8167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its like Facebook meta.

  • @szabolcsmezei4088
    @szabolcsmezei4088 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bubblewrap..."

  • @messerschmitt6384
    @messerschmitt6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't exist

    • @alymcrobbie3676
      @alymcrobbie3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well now your just bragging ,showoff lol

    • @messerschmitt6384
      @messerschmitt6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alymcrobbie3676 I has to change my name , ironically Messerschmitt don't exist either.
      Horrorbabble and HP Lovecraft and Victorian era literature is fantastic.
      Good to share this underrated and forgotten art with others who appreciate the Art.
      Messerschmitt BF-109 g6 best thing ever Next on list.
      10-4

    • @Bbergster
      @Bbergster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can u prove it?

    • @messerschmitt6384
      @messerschmitt6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bbergster in spades

    • @messerschmitt6384
      @messerschmitt6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bbergster PS it's not what I know , it's what I can prove...
      However , my personal prespective and requirements are not conguent with any of the 5 statutory declarations AKA legalese or color of law it's kangaroo Courts Kabbalahist Kalergie kosher Tax , income tax, property tax- A- tion w/o representation or it's board room shareholders who select whom they have invested interest as My Representative and listen to only evidence that increase Crease's Quarterly dividends OR have surpassed that no Have Been selected as God's representatives on Earth and make disinfranchment a word more palatable than The Cattle or systemic The Boogyman w/o a name ,face or any way to Prove the individuals who compromise the conspiracy Let alone if these high performance excellent elitists are all on The Same Page of the talmud to specify what the requirements for Provability exactly are?

  • @garrymules961
    @garrymules961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Warren Warren wdf is Warren?

  • @tomcurran8470
    @tomcurran8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another story that I could have easily written, lol. These will never be written again, which is sad to ponder.

  • @emadbagheri
    @emadbagheri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The lady narrator has a weird halting way in her speech, I couldn't listen to her, with all due respect.

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dear Emad - just so you know (as i didn’t at first) for future listenings :). that’s Jennifer Gill, Ian’s mate, and she’s worked quite much on her voice and reading style. She has gotten so much better. i’m quite proud of her :). she also produces the videos. 🌷😌

    • @emadbagheri
      @emadbagheri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@feralbluee I'm very thankful to all who produce this content, and perhaps my personal feeling should have stayed just that lol As a none native speaker of the English language I read and listen to well written and spoken words as much as I can, I have noticed what maybe a specific style of oratory among some which I ascribed to her, which is to fully pronounce each word with emphasis and then allow a very subtle pause before committing to the next word. I maybe over sensitive to that as my mother language of Persian is spoken very rapidly and with the sounds of the ending and beginning of the words merging into and leading one another.

  • @johnklee5604
    @johnklee5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha

  • @chrisfisher2469
    @chrisfisher2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vanity Ltd as a story is a disappointment....

  • @JanetCaterina
    @JanetCaterina 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry, I can't follow the stories at all