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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ก.ย. 2016
- Edit: RIP Juan Joya Borja, you will be missed...
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A honest & scientifically accurate video. Quality quotes & sources :
- "According to the FAQ, the circumference of the flat earth is 78,000 miles"
www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=34852.0
- " 'gravity', rather than being a force, is the upward acceleration of the Earth."
www.theflatearthsociety.org/tiki/tiki-index.php?page=Gravity
- " in most ball-Earth videos lazy NASA graphics workers don’t even bother changing cloud structures in ordinary or time-lapse footage; the same shape, color and condition cloud cover often stays completely unchanged for 24 hour periods and longer! "
aplanetruth.info/moon-hoax-images/
- " Mr. Rene’s assertion is clear; the early missions had so many insurmountable problems that NASA decided to abandon the moon landings and fake it. "
aplanetruth.info/moon-hoax-images/
- " There are various verses in the Bible that seem to suggest both a flat Earth and a geocentric model of the solar system "
errancy.org/geocentric.html - บันเทิง
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This is a gem for the people who don't understand Spanish.🤣😂
If you understand Spanish this is one of the most confusing memes I ever experienced. Because I can’t read the text while listening to the guy speaking.
I think this was a story about this guy working it wasn't that funny but these lol
@@lopeo2324 feel bad it's a gem for non speakers
Este hombre es bien chistoso
@@lopeo2324 supposedly it's the same for Germans and the Hitler Downfall meme
@ThatOneNigeriansFomulaOne the story is about how he was working in a restaurant and left paella pans in the sea to soak and came back and they were all dragged out to sea by the tide
The earth is just accelerating up had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
His laugh cures my depression. I'd like to have a laugh with this dude 😂
He's called "Risitas"
It's the diminutive for "risas" in spanish which means "laughs"
😂😂😂
I'd never heard the actual arguments for flat earth. Wow, just wow.
NOTHING gives support to flat Earth, not science, not the Bible, not the Quran, not anything. It's so laughable.
One of their arguments is that the horizon is flat so the earth must be lol
alex parrish lol they’re that dumb
Weap0 wanna know why the earth isn’t flat just say so if you wish to know why I think flat earthers are full of crap
@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 People use a line from the Bible that goes something like "...the four corners of the earth" or whatever, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean LITERALLY corners, it's like saying "Go to the ends of the earth".
Doesnt matter how many versions you see of it, its still funny
I like to question authority, but this video treats the FE's with the contempt they deserve.
“The guy is saying that the Earth is a friggin’ pancake!” Lmao
He laughed so hard his teeth fell out.
Please someone else like this so we can make it to 100
@@mollybrolly3523 Yes, by all means~!
>implying Australia doesn't exist
**laughs in Spanish**
You got all of these planets spinning around the Sun. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto
*AND EARTH IS JUST THAT ONE FRISBEE FLYING AROUND SPACE NOT GIVING A CRAP ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!!*
*laughts in spanish*
Triggered noises that you included "pluto" with planets 😂
Yeah because earth is the only one cool enough to do that, that's why we have life and those conformist lame planets don't
If any flat earther used a Holy Book to prove their point, they'd be a even more of a joke than they already are because none of them say the universe revolves around the world
None of them say the world is flat either. There's literally nothing, not the Bible, not the Quran, not science, not anything that supports flat earth. If you go up high enough you can see the curvature of the Earth, even the ancient Greeks knew this.
@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 Interessting, cause it is utterly wrong, that you see the curve.
True nowhere from the bible does it say flat earth is real. In fact, read Isaiah 40:22. The word circle also means sphere. That disproves any flat earth.
@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 you can see the curve of the earth, from the top of the pyramids. even Egyptians from 5,000 b.c. knew the world was round. smdh.
@@sirarmhook4616 dude circle doesn't mean sphere....yes it's a circle but the question they want to know is...is it a sphere...water disproves the sphere thing and there is no curve but that none of this gives us a shape besides circle. a tire is a circle ,a diner plate, an old school CD is a circle...but a ball is a sphere
the flat earth society has members around the globe ^^ #fact
Saviour Germany lmfaooooo that's genius! How'd you make such an original joke?! You're so unique; never change!
thank you :)
Saviour Germany I know, frightening
Say that again. But slowly
r/whoosh shame on all of you
This guy cures depression.
my favorite part of the flat earth theory is: sun is a sphere, mercury is a sphere, venus is a sphere, earth is a disk, mars is a sphere ... sounds logical to me.
1:15 when your parents give you credit card
I want his laugh being recorded, loaded on a satalite and just have it travel through space 😂
This never gets old, if it is done with a bit of love to his talk, like here. Love it.
His teeth are missing like the amount of smart people in society.
"The earth is accelerating upwards" I'm done😂😂😂😂
Lol they deserve it
This is the best troll I've seen in a while. Thanks for that ajajajaja
This is PURE GOLD, and I laughed like a !@#%$ing idiot and am now watching it again.....FOR SCIENCE!
What is that smell? Oh i know! Its a roast of flatearthers!
ha- ha ikr
lmao great job with the subtitles, I'm Spanish and still had me laughing
Did you got copyright claim for this video from Radio Television de Andalucia?
I got one just in an hour of uploading?
these edits are the best
RIP El Ristas...
"Jesú..." [risas]
"Jesú..." [más risas]
this is everyone getting after banned from a flat-earth subreddit because you beat them in an argument
Is this where todd phillips got an idea on his joker film
Yes ........
this is the best one
RIP "Risitas"
The video after this was Vsauce’s ”Is the earth really flat?” Hmmm
even if the earth was flat in space there is no upside down or right side up.its just a big damn black void..flat earthers are a special breed.
This guy NEEDS TO BE ON THE JRE to meet Eddie Bravo!!!
Lol, if the Earth was flat, did the dinosaurs got catapulted by the meteor, being stuck in space forever? xDDD
12YearsOfWords i dont think there was a meteor that killed the dinosaurs
I think most of them died because of lack of food after the great flood where noah had to build an ark
@@Vinni-2K There was a meteor.
DIO ikr lmao
The next video in my recommended is vsauces video called is the earth actually flat lol
I was trolling on Flat Earth Discord server and they started claiming that Climate Change is fake 🤣
What if i tell you....
The earth is trapezium...
I'd rather believe that than it being flat just cuz I think it sounds cool.
Yung Venuz same because at least then we don’t get squashed by the atmosphere as we accelerate up
Hahhahahahahhahahah...
He clearly likes it.
Hello from Reddit :)
Can you do one for Anti-vaxxers? Now that one would be hilarious
yes
Earth is a paellera.
Not the same subtitle but still awesome 🤣
Mister giggles
Jenna! Te voy a desconectar la máquina.
This fella had me in stiches .and the best part was i had no clue what we were laughing at 😂
He's telling a silly anecdote about how one time he was working at a beach bar and they had this big paella pan in the beach for some reason, then his boss told him to go pick it up but the tide had risen. They were expecting a lot of customers that day and they had two big bags of rice to make paella so the cook told him to go Sevilla and get another paella pan but they expected him to pay for it so he said "Yeah, sure I'll bring one" and never came back.
That is what me, being Spanish myself, understands with all the laughs.
"Isu" is just _Jesús_ the name of the interviewer, I hope I didn't spoil the clip's magic lol
Who wants to join my dog-society the "sun" is just a cat and the "earth" (in reality the dog) is running around it
We cant start a convo if this guy is around 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that the translation doest correlates with the actual thing lol
1:57 when I tell my it’s Saturday at 00:00 (midnight) I need £20 cuz I get it every Saturday
What a chad
1:15 when you want to travel to france but you traveled at spain
What a shit comment
And you cannot but laugh at flat heads...
HAHAHA HE SAID EARTH IS FLAT but seriously. how in the world can he just stop laughing immediatelyXDDXD
1:34
2:14 best part
Anti Communist ikr
What the fuck is gonna change in my life if earth is flat or ball? The answer is NOTHING
It is flat now that computers have shrunk everything onto a 2d screen ;)
Stop that copyright : LaPatience do the same videos
LOL the funny thing is that gravity actually doesn't exist as a force. It is earths' resistance to your free fall that makes you feel weight.
Everything 'floating' in space is in free fall
No, not everything. Free fall requires acceleration towards a large mass with gravity. If you are far enough from anything else you won't be pulled towards anything.
The subtitles are fake doesn’t talk about flat earth
I just subscribed so have 69 subscribers
hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
The font is horrible
2:22 it's not mentioned in the quran, just so you guys know.
Thanks!
Yeah! The Quran tells things beyond science and logic like stars are missiles that are slingshot at the devils coz they are eavesdropping! 😂😂😂
Apologists then defend this crap by saying 'not stars but meteors'. Wow! That makes it so much better. Crazy idiots!
Mousa Seblani i know, the earth isn’t flat. If it was we would be squashed by the atmosphere laying flat on the ground. If not then why tf is the ocean a thing it has depths, you could see giant bumps on the bottom of the earth
every fkin time i see this i laugh out loud haha
0:25
Really nice script.
Smipy not even what he is saying
Issou
Thys Andher he's saying Jesus (sounds like hay-zooz)
Andres Milloy french meme
spanish*
@@mxpph *French, "issou" is what we hear lol
More like etu 😂
0:36
this is funnier than the Trump wall one.
Came here from r/flatearth
Most Funny Laughing Man ever seen Earth is friggin pancake,!
1:25 its nof funny cuz now hes choking on his food
panda kimmy it is because of the idea that the earth is accelerating up
EHEHEHEEHEHEHAHAHHAHAAH *SEAL LAUGH*
38 Flat Earthers who have seen this. Lmfao!
Justin Hackstadt wait where?
jesú
Flat earth society propaganda is low energy...
LUL🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jaja
Ngl I agree with this 💯 they’re so stupid
its not in quran tho KEK
It's not true. The Quran doesn't say that the universe revolves around the earth. You'd be surprised how many scientific facts are in the Quran.
Sure.. 😂😂
fuck its the same video but the caption is different
Fait un truc avec la terre en forme de donuts, stp
You guys realize that this I just a subtitle for replacing his conversation about trump's wall and planes.... It was a funny re-subtitle, good job 😂
And you do realize that the Trump one is a resubtitle as well, right?
The original was about him being fired from a restaurant job after losing some pots, or something like that
Can somebody give me link from original video?
WiseEndro333 oof
Arsenije Stepanovic th-cam.com/video/WDiB4rtp1qw/w-d-xo.html
Stupid misleading translation. What the guy is talking in Spanish is about an event that happened in the kitchen with a cook. He has nothing to do with science or flat earthers... They are just doing this to make fun of flat earthers or the globe theory. Which actually it's stupid because the person is not talking anything about science or religion.
That was funny, except the unnecessary straw man against the Bible which never teaches a flat earth. I would love to see the specific verse they're using to justify that claim. But they can't really, can they?
@TruthTold-777 Yeah obviously its a parody I know that. I'm talking specifically about the subtitles and I do not see where the book of Job teaches a flat earth. Do you have a proper exagesis to prove your point or are you a parrot repeating what you heard or read?
Lol! All right, front and center here people; I am myself a fundamentalist Christian. The Bible does NOT say the earth is flat and at the center of the universe. Leave us out of your nonsense, lol!
Yeah you got enough nonsense of your own to deal with.
You are a good man
Robert Lombardo then you are not reading your bible correctly!
0:27 is what you came for.
Thank me later.
This video maker is a lier. It's wrong translation
No shit it's a meme that's been around for years
People can be ignorant with how they bash flat earthers. Like, if you're gonna criticize their beliefs, at least criticize what they actually believe and say, lol. That being said, this video sort of did just that, and is pretty funny.
just wanted to say that this is actually not true, what he says does not match the subs but still this is real fun tho
Earth is flat!
@madCRO r/wooosh
No it’s ducking nor
it is all fun but holy Qoran dont says its flat but says its round abit like egg
show me proof of earth then lol oh wait you cant...
show me proof from the ice wall with guards then lol you can't...
Did I say that's there are guards. There are plenty of REAL images of huge icewalls. You guys just think I'm crazy when really when you put it your way you are on some next level shit you just can't accept the truth and there for the lie will live on well done....
Black Lemonz what I mean by proof is photos not fucking maths. When someone commits a robbery they don't say let's take a look at the 8 times table do they they say photos videos eye witnesses...
I would show you proof but you can't post pictures on TH-cam. So I'll make it simple for you. Go into Google, okay? You know that search engine we scientifically accepting people use as amazing technology? Good, good. You oughtta know. You're smart. Now type in, whichever way you want, the word "earth" and go into Images. And I shit you not - now, I didn't know about this either - but it shows pictures of the world round! And all of the scientific discoveries we made by finding that out! Awesome pictures. Great quality. It's almost real, but they can't be real, right? Because nobody's stupid enough to believe you can get to Asia FROM FUCKING AMERICA.
Oh Jesus Christ, they even have flat earth pictures up now. I wanna kill myself.
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