Rein it in -- Crazy Reddit Stories -- Two Hot Takes Podcast Full Ep

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  • @dariapankratova3468
    @dariapankratova3468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    "I felt lonely and was seeking partnership..." Get a dog!!!

    • @candiedolives5340
      @candiedolives5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Or a full-time job & quit pretending he'll have a music career 🙄

    • @Ash-mo7oc
      @Ash-mo7oc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@candiedolives5340 yeah like he even mentions that he doesn't do much in his "music career". In order to have a legitimate career in music, you have to be on the road and spending everyday hours to get as much publicity as possible in order to get more people to want to buy your music. Like how are you ever expecting to make it big if you keep playing to the same small crowd at a pub?

    • @AbigailArwen
      @AbigailArwen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Indeed, get a dog, don't be one.

    • @carpenter28085
      @carpenter28085 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All good points
      And when I was lonely in my marriage: I legit got myself a kitten!! I didn't step out on my freaking partner!

    • @everleighxoxox
      @everleighxoxox ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Orrrrrrr COMMUNICATE THIS WITH THE PARTNER YOU ALREADY HAVE! Loneliness NEVER justifies cheating!!

  • @shilohgalanius
    @shilohgalanius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    To the first story: She glowed up because she lost a deadweight freeloader. She has half the expenses to worry about and only herself to take care of.

    • @lynzieball9075
      @lynzieball9075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      my sister just got divorced cause he (ex) husband was becoming an alcoholic and refusing therapy. we also found out he was cheating. my sister seriously looks like she lost a hundred pounds. her husband then begged her to take him back. too late loser

    • @ivanahabek3329
      @ivanahabek3329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      exactly.

    • @epxcc1f
      @epxcc1f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lynzieball9075 wow. I hope your sister is doing well

    • @klaythoring1326
      @klaythoring1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I remember all the people telling me how great I looked when I’d made my decision - I just stopped carrying a massive weight around and realized I was free and unimpeded. Turns out a lot of the physical things I was suffering from were from mental and emotional pain that expressed itself physically because I kept ignoring it.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just went through something very similar myself, and I need to keep reminding myself of that! Time for a glow up!

  • @beethany3020
    @beethany3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    I don’t understand what it is with men telling women that they’re “immature” for being rightfully pissed off in situations that are completely unfair and hurtful????

    • @LeilaleilaZ
      @LeilaleilaZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Extremely manipulative behavior.
      "I caused you this distress but I'll blame the situation escalating on you being immature and not being able to handle anything, so I'll deflect as much blame as possible". That first story was disgusting!
      What a gross pos of a man

    • @slouchingslug8000
      @slouchingslug8000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PERIOD

    • @Vanessa-bk4nv
      @Vanessa-bk4nv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "What is it with men?" It's toxic masculinity.

    • @ana-nim
      @ana-nim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Typical gaslighting.

    • @sarahjrgensen1027
      @sarahjrgensen1027 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Projecting probably lol

  • @mik5862
    @mik5862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    Nobody is talking about how the first guy had a girlfriend when he started stalking his ex wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater…

    • @TwoHotTakes
      @TwoHotTakes  2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Wait…. Wtf

    • @LunaC_literaturecoach
      @LunaC_literaturecoach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Not only that, the ex wife had a restraining order on him, and he posted on r/legaladvice asking if he can hire a private investigator to stalk her... He clearly learnt nothing

    • @GabrielaRivas
      @GabrielaRivas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@LunaC_literaturecoach Is there a link? That's wild!

    • @TimeQuxxn
      @TimeQuxxn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@TwoHotTakes I mean, going to her house and waiting until her man leaves to go in and say something? That's very stalker behavior. Especially since he keeps finding ways to keep tabs on her

    • @marley92282
      @marley92282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is a scuzzy weasel of the highest order, make no mistake.

  • @bonanahh
    @bonanahh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Secret signature guy was DEFINITELY trying to pull some kind of POA/conservatorship bullshit with his wife and I am MAD

    • @cassidyhuffman9686
      @cassidyhuffman9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I would’ve said yes, then the moment papers were in front of me, I’m grab them and rip the blindfold off .

    • @heezypeasy8611
      @heezypeasy8611 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@cassidyhuffman9686 thats exactly what I was thinking too! I'd be finding out wtf he was trying to get me to sign

    • @tiffariff
      @tiffariff ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cassidyhuffman9686 okay good jm not the only ome

    • @SherbertLime
      @SherbertLime ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's what I was thinking! It made me think of that because of her mentioning she was recently very ill. He likely saw his in to controlling literally everything that has to do with her money. We definitely need more context but it makes me wonder how much money she has and if he's seeing some sort of $$$ after her recent trip to the hospital.

    • @madisonharter
      @madisonharter ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact that even if its just blank pages and wont even show them means its something

  • @boryanaivanova9962
    @boryanaivanova9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    About the 1st story :
    How convenient, get someone you like, make them take care of you and fully support you. Then complain they are not as fun, fancy and flirty as before. Use this as excuse to cheat, then blame them. After you split they feel and look much better (because they don't use their time and resources to take care of you) and you want them back. And complain that they don't want you + guilt trip them that it's their fault that your relationship don't work

    • @adriana.l0
      @adriana.l0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol you know cheaters anything to not be responsible for their shitty choices time after time

  • @happymama2793
    @happymama2793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    The story about the wife having trust issues and refusing to sign a paper blindfolded
    He Purposely broke a boundary she set and then asks why she doesn't Trust him?
    Gas. Lighting.

    • @jrowme9230
      @jrowme9230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol I bet it’s a post-nuptial agreement or divorce papers, loan or even life insurance… super sketch if he has isolated her 😳 hopefully an update saying she’s safe soon!

    • @hearmeout2078
      @hearmeout2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@averll what makes it even more suspicious to me is that he didn’t even drop that. He kept gas lighting her about her choice of not signing with “oh you don’t trust me” and whatever.
      I’d honestly would consider breaking off a relationship for something like this.
      She explained to him her worries, not wanting to sign blindfolded if he doesn’t show what she signed (which is totally fine and right, since you’re signature is not a doodle, it’s actually legally binding) and even after that, did he an explanation? Did he care about her worries? Absofuckinglutely not

    • @cheshirebambi1981
      @cheshirebambi1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My mind just goes to the darkest place of what her husband wants her to sign is a suicide note or something. She is entitled to see what she is going to sign. You can trust someone with your life but they can stab you in the back with a blindfold it just makes it easier to stab you in the front. One of the reasons to watch and listen to true crime shows and podcasts, even if it does make one a tad paranoid.

    • @happymama2793
      @happymama2793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cheshirebambi1981 my mind didn't even Go There
      I agree fully with your assessment tho
      I wish OP had found out his true intentions
      Although they would make her more paranoid of loved ones and strangers (whatever his plan, it's highly likely it Wasn't in Her best interest) the knowledge would help keep her safer

    • @cyreneB
      @cyreneB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he seems weirdly obsessed with this, she has every right to not trust him, maybe she recognized signs of deceipt but maybe so suttle she couldn't verbalise them

  • @marley92282
    @marley92282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    “The reality check bounced” is fucking BRILLIANT!

  • @haileyburke5021
    @haileyburke5021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    On the wedding one- I had a child free wedding and two of my bridesmaids (both sister in laws) were literally 39 weeks pregnant. All went well and we joked about what they would do if their water broke during the ceremony. Some people are ridiculous 🥴

    • @JW-vd4il
      @JW-vd4il ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you almost feel disappointed noone DID go into labor at your wedding? 😂 I also like a good story.... So how cool would it be that forever after your SIL or friend's kids birthday is your wedding day?! 😁

    • @haileyburke5021
      @haileyburke5021 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JW-vd4il lol I honestly would’ve been overjoyed if it did happen 😂 definitely a cool story!

    • @InspiringZebras
      @InspiringZebras 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean but like it’s also the brides choice? I’m pregnant right now if i was 38-39 weeks pregnant I WOULDNT even wanna be at a wedding all day. Yes you can want to have family at the wedding but I also wouldn’t want someone giving birth at my wedding that’s just me. And that should be okay? People have whole ass very specific rules for their wedding. Why are we villainizing someone for wanting what all brides want and wanting to have all eyes on her

    • @sabrinab7568
      @sabrinab7568 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@InspiringZebrasThis!! Weddings are expensive as fuck. She very well could go into labor early and I wouldn’t want that either. Their commentary was an L take honestly. Because no she wouldn’t just be escorted out and things keeping going smoothly. The soon to be husbands family would all leave.
      She’s being villainized for being realistic. You spend all this time and effort planning this day. And sure - not everything will go as planned but you can prevent certain things like a literal labor. Soon to be husband is also an asshat for running and telling mommy and daddy immediately instead of communicating with OP.

  • @amandaxjune613
    @amandaxjune613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Nawwwwww that signature thing was sketchy af, it was also extremely narcissistic of him to get mad at her for not signing it & wanting to see what he wanted her to sign

    • @esvalor2003
      @esvalor2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So sketch. He also doesn’t trust her enough to show her the papers either. It takes two in that relationship! Otherwise he’d be on his own and marry himself.

  • @ashleylogan8609
    @ashleylogan8609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The story with the girl signing the paper blind folded, I’d honestly tell him I would do it then rip the blindfold off to see the papers. Obviously right before I start signing. Very curious to what the papers are.

    • @1096nghsg
      @1096nghsg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Literally what I thought

    • @joyzimmer5705
      @joyzimmer5705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For real though!

    • @FluffyLlama
      @FluffyLlama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I'm guessing some kind of life Insurance or something signing away rights (because of the chronic illness)

    • @Fingerscrossedout
      @Fingerscrossedout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah! And I would use a fake signature 😬

    • @rebeccapeeler4435
      @rebeccapeeler4435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He could get violent tho

  • @squid3946
    @squid3946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    If you can't afford to buy a pair of underwear I'm mostly concerned about whether or not you're buying condoms?

    • @audreybaker90
      @audreybaker90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This was my thought too. Or birth control.

    • @ItsNicoleAnderson
      @ItsNicoleAnderson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A thong is like $3 at Walmart 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

    • @cyreneB
      @cyreneB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you make a frightening point

  • @vsailorsv
    @vsailorsv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    GIRL the signature wife scared tf out of me. There was a serial killer (I forgot the case name) but he would make his girlfriends sign blank sheets of paper. He then would murder the girlfriends and use the blank sheets to write their families notes as if they were still alive 🤯
    EDIT- The man's name was John Robinson for anybody who is interested. The story is absolutely wild.

    • @faithwood5909
      @faithwood5909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah Bailey Sarian did a video on him and I was so freaked out by it

    • @abigailhunt4948
      @abigailhunt4948 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I know about that guy

    • @JW-vd4il
      @JW-vd4il ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks! I was trying to remember that one, too!
      This also made me think of Patrick Frazee who killed Kelsey Berreth. He said he was going to play a game and blindfold her to smell candles and try to name the scent. Then he hit her with a baseball bat and bludgeoned her to death.
      As for this story, I'm like: *Can't you peek?!* That's what I would try to do. 😀

  • @Slidyslide
    @Slidyslide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I literally read the second post on Reddit before this Ep and I suggested she get one of those blindfolds that is actually see through so she can see what the papers say

  • @hails97751
    @hails97751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    The pregnancy story: My mom went into labor with me at a wedding and she toughed out the whole ceremony and reception. Pregnant women are amazing with what they are capable of. Let the girl live and have a good time at the wedding before giving birth!

    • @ellamarie9429
      @ellamarie9429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why not allow your fiancé’s sister to the wedding & shaming her choices? She is not disposable. Fiancé should call off the wedding. Its step one of OP trying to control everything & show true colors. You have chairs & plenty of time to rest during the ceremony & reception. Its Easy to accommodate. OP is making up scenarios as the reason of justifying toxicity. Due date is an approximation after the wedding. Shes stepping up to keep the baby & be responsible. OP could learn a lesson.

    • @squishy2368
      @squishy2368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ellamarie9429 it's also understandable to be worried about someone having their water break at a ceremony that you spend thousands of dollars on. As long as the sister is making any and all accommodations and has a plan to get out discreetly if her water breaks then there shouldn't be an issue but it's worth bringing up and discussing as a concern with the family 🤷‍♀️

    • @constancaborbinha8317
      @constancaborbinha8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mum skipped a wedding since it was after the due date, I was born not even a week later

    • @caitlinreed2640
      @caitlinreed2640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First time moms normally don’t have babies early unless there’s some other complications gestational diabetes, preeclampsia, etc. why not leave it up to the sister when the time come to make that choice herself. I went to my brothers graduation 39 weeks pregnant. It not that serious, come on.

    • @rebeccaabrams3079
      @rebeccaabrams3079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously, I went to a Jonas Brothers concert at 37 weeks pregnant, walked around a ton, had a BLAST with my best friend who I knew I wouldn’t get to spend as much time with soon, and then had my daughter 3 days before her due date. No reason to keep her from the fun just because she’s 9 months pregnant!

  • @ludmilamaiolini6811
    @ludmilamaiolini6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Listening to those wedding stories, it seems that for some people weddings are about being admired by your acquaintances, not celebrating an important milestone with the people you love the most.

  • @in_99
    @in_99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Never ever ever ever sign anything without knowing explicitly what it is. Never a blank check, never for your significant other, never for any reason. The fact that he’s even ask her to do something like that and then gaslight her after is a red freaking billboard.

  • @SullivanFamilyChaos
    @SullivanFamilyChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I hate the blindfold story .. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS ON THE PAPERS 😂

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too! We never found out what it was, did we? It was something financial or had to do with liability, for sure. Those would be the things that we have the biggest impact, but things she wouldn’t necessarily sign on her own. I really, really wanna know what it was!

    • @SullivanFamilyChaos
      @SullivanFamilyChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noodlepoodlegirl no we never found out! I hope she does an update !

    • @JW-vd4il
      @JW-vd4il ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I commented somewhere else here: *What about taking a peek?!!* That's totally what I would do. I'm so curious too and this isn't even my problem.
      Thx to the people who said there's no update. Of course I'm bummed but glad someone else did the legwork!

  • @samv6332
    @samv6332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My husband has never done anything un trust worthy and I would still be sketched out signing documents I can’t see.

  • @blacbamboo284
    @blacbamboo284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Story 1 summed up: THE AUDACITY

  • @Kelseyzj
    @Kelseyzj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Pregnant teen story. I love how she prefaces the story with “child free wedding” as if a 9 month pregnant woman is considered a “screaming tot” 😂 And religious family aside. They can mind their business. Are they going to ID the girl? 🤦‍♀️

  • @allisonglad5173
    @allisonglad5173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love Alejandra! I would totally buy a shirt that says "I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think it's a Range Rover" hahahaha!

  • @namelessghoul746
    @namelessghoul746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Story 1: 3:13 (OP wants ex back after OP cheating)
    Story 2: 14:14 (uninvite sis for lying about OP wedding venue)
    Story 3: 22:28 (refuse to sign blind)
    Story 4: 33:45 (don't want pregnant 17 y/o SiL at wedding)
    Story 5: 47:15 (BF broke my mom's underwear)

    • @mcsaism
      @mcsaism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I wish they would pin these 😭

    • @mlskksl
      @mlskksl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes this should be pinned
      thank you

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I totally wish they would pin these, I switch between my phone and my laptop so often that I need to line the story times up, and it’s so hard! I think they do it with the newer ones, but I want to thank you! People like you make this world go round more smoothly!

    • @erinaslanian2474
      @erinaslanian2474 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!!

    • @Yaeza31
      @Yaeza31 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got the time for story 5 wrong. It starts at about 41:37, give or take a few seconds. The time you linked is like, midway through the story and already into their takes

  • @brec1589
    @brec1589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I don't get the whole "I don't want the attention taken away from me" thing. The most attention you get is at the ceremony. After that, guests spend more time mixing and mingling with each other than they do the bride and groom.
    But if she did go into labor, it's unlikely her water would break all over the dance floor, and she could easily slip away without causing a huge scene. Even if word got around about her going into labor, so what? They are allowed to talk about things other than the bride and groom AND celebrate their marriage at the same time.

    • @Baphypathrid
      @Baphypathrid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it’s because these people spend a shit ton of money on these ceremonies that they would want all the money to not go to waste, also if you’re feeling the most beautiful you’ve ever felt and it’s supposed to be an extremely important day of your life, you’d want the attention on you. But I think it’s mostly the sentimental and money thing lol

    • @ludmilamaiolini6811
      @ludmilamaiolini6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I get wanting the ceremony and reception to be as perfect as possible, but what’s the point if you are excluding the people you love the most for something that isn’t guaranteed to be an issue? Surely they can have a plan if the sister goes into labor.

    • @brec1589
      @brec1589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Baphypathrid the way I see it, someone going into labor during the event shouldn't make you feel like your money was wasted. You can still go through with the ceremony, and you can still eat, drink, dance, and be happy and enjoy your family and friends. Something that would cause the event to end prematurely or be cancelled altogether (covid, a fire, a power outage) would be a waste. Sudden the labor doesn't affect anybody except the mom-to-be and her support crew. Everybody else can stay and enjoy the party.

  • @reneetheearthbuzz9606
    @reneetheearthbuzz9606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "I'm not going to shame her for her irresponsible actions"... you're literally shaming her by calling her irresponsible?

    • @cyreneB
      @cyreneB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      also, how convenient that it were "her" actions, like she could make a baby on her own

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This reminds me of a girl in junior high that used to tell people “I’m not trying to be mean, but you’re ugly!” Like, OK?

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cyreneB For real. Women are always seen as the problem when an unplanned pregnancy happens. “She got herself into a situation,” or “look what she did to her life,” and it’s crazy. Takes at least two to tango!

    • @cyreneB
      @cyreneB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noodlepoodlegirl pretty unfair, time for a change

    • @tiffmitch702
      @tiffmitch702 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sure but why thes the pregnant sister want to go ? I would be embarrassed if my water broke in front of people i dont even know and honestly i would think im ruining my brothers wedding also is she not exhausted at 9months lol i agree the bride is weird for caring but the pregnant girl should care at nine months i didint even go to the grocery store or friends houses afraid of my water breaking just saying

  • @KitchenShenanigans
    @KitchenShenanigans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    My first thought with the story where the girls husband kept wanting her to sign blind folded. My first thought after she said chronic illness, was that he was trying to get her to sign a DNR

    • @claudiaelaine4104
      @claudiaelaine4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My first thought was life insurance policy/beneficiary info

    • @arlenasanders8455
      @arlenasanders8455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WOW I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT ! I honestly thought maybe the life insurance policy or something within those lines or POA idk

    • @bnkaya
      @bnkaya 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg you’re a genius

    • @mars_is_cooler
      @mars_is_cooler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking like divorce papers, yours is a whole lot darker but makes a lot of sense, my jaw literally dropped 😨

    • @KitchenShenanigans
      @KitchenShenanigans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a little obsessed with true crime and that sort of thing, so my mind always goes to what is the most sinister thing that could be happening

  • @sydneysheldon1974
    @sydneysheldon1974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The thong story completely grosses me out! Imagine if her partner had an STD and the underwear didn't get broken and just got given back to her mom 🤢

    • @ellamarie9429
      @ellamarie9429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You are both adults. If you dont have money for underwear or protection, & cant be responsible, dont have sex. Underwear are not expensive & can be found at every clothing store. You took them without asking, wrecked them, & should replace them. Dont share underwear. Ugh Germs!

    • @adreannasears994
      @adreannasears994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ellamarie9429 I don’t think it’s the point of paying the mom back for the underwear I think it’s that he’s uncomfortable now knowing that his girlfriend and her mother share the same underwear could you imagine an intimate time with your girlfriend now ruined because she borrowed her mothers used underwear? It’s not the part about the money it’s the fact that he’s uncomfortable

    • @GrungeGalactica
      @GrungeGalactica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He broke them and it was his suggestion, dunno why he’s so embarrassed now lol why didn’t he buy some for her if he’s older and she was a virgin ? I don’t understand the whole sexy lingerie thing anyways, like its super expensive & uncomfortable and it gets ripped off (with little concern from the guy for how delicate it is) pretty quick in my experience.

  • @BettieBrutality
    @BettieBrutality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I don't care if they're playing patty cake!" Lmfao! Totally reminded me of Who Framed Roger Rabbit when the detective takes pictures of Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Acme playing patty cake

    • @Amanda_616
      @Amanda_616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @jhoanavenzor6110
    @jhoanavenzor6110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Omg I cried when you realized what "jerking the chicken" actually is 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amelianekomimi1936
      @amelianekomimi1936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think she meant jerk chicken xD

    • @rachaelxcolleen
      @rachaelxcolleen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alejandra was DYING laughing lmao Ridiculously funny 😂

  • @nicholewiener4502
    @nicholewiener4502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Wedding story: I don’t think this has anything to do with the family it has everything to do with her being mad about a pregnancy outshining her wedding and essentially outshining her “big moment”

  • @mad_is_raddd
    @mad_is_raddd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    To the pregnant wedding story: as a teen mom, statistics are that it is very unlikely that womens first child will come early, also like they said water breaks are over hyped in the media in reality most womens water doesn’t break and with first pregnancy early labor which is light contractions that are period cramp like build for weeks before you have screaming contractions so if the girl possibly went into labor early she would know probably days ahead of time and most likely make the decision not to come if she was or thought she could give birth soon. I personally had early labor contraction for a week before I gave birth and my active labor was for 26 hours and my water didn’t break until I had been laboring for 14 of those 26 hours so trust me she would know if it was baby time and again it’s very very unlikely

  • @jesmeyer732
    @jesmeyer732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I’ve been married for 14 years together for 16 and I WOULD NEVER sign anything with out seeing it. Period.

  • @drulorenowich4884
    @drulorenowich4884 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Story 3: do you think all of his "blindfolded" games were sort of grooming her to sign the papers?

  • @mhendrax
    @mhendrax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    With the wife being asked to sign something blindfolded, I would say, "sure". and then I'd sign something like Jessica Lange and take the blindfold off to see what i am signing

  • @isabellamiller4424
    @isabellamiller4424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the first guy thought calling someone Harry Styles was an insult? PFFT If I was dating someone that looked like Harry Styles I wouldn't be complaining....

    • @joyfulinhope1210
      @joyfulinhope1210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounded to me like he was just jealous. The new guy was probably way better looking.

  • @juicygirl9095
    @juicygirl9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    totally understand the girl who didn't want to sign anything while blindfolded. yes you trust your partner but my mind would also be like wtf??? This would raise red flags even if my mom asked me to do this. Like we're playing a game and you want me to sign documents that I don't know about?? shadyyyyy! Trusting someone doesn't automatically make you stupid and unable to identify a shady situation.

  • @anasignoretti2344
    @anasignoretti2344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The first story, the guy was like “I was lonely so I seek out companionship” while he’s wife was helping saving people’s lives during the pandemic! D*ck

  • @cherish279
    @cherish279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    If I was the 17 yr old I would be walking, bouncing of the exercise ball, prepping that baby to make a 2 week early arrival right before the wedding is suppose to start.

    • @catieq5270
      @catieq5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a shit move

  • @IlkaWaffy
    @IlkaWaffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    A former neighbour made his wife sign something she wasn't able to read (he had hidden her glasses prior to this) and turned out she had lost her rights to the house or sth. He later divorced her and left her for another woman

    • @pandora9630
      @pandora9630 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m surprised this stood up in court.

  • @lumiya_lumos1423
    @lumiya_lumos1423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I set an alarm to watch this premiere because I get so excited to watch these videos. They help my depression and anxiety so much

    • @1096nghsg
      @1096nghsg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel you, makes me feel less lonely

    • @linnkeo8317
      @linnkeo8317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too❤

    • @freckledginger
      @freckledginger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same for me!

    • @libertyhalvorson2998
      @libertyhalvorson2998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I fall asleep to these almost every night

    • @whitney1147
      @whitney1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@libertyhalvorson2998 ahh Me too!

  • @jenniferweber8260
    @jenniferweber8260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    One of my moms friends had her DAD die at her wedding.... like the day before Christmas. Like nah you go right ahead and have that baby on the dancefloor.

    • @terramarini6880
      @terramarini6880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't with her. If my new sis in law dropped her kid at my wedding I would be pissing my gown laughing, the chaos would be glorious and joyous, the wedding story would get trotted out on the regular...Legendary!

  • @Jimjam3000
    @Jimjam3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    On the topic of the pregnant teen story- when I had my son at 20, I didn’t even KNOW when my water broke. Worked for the next day for 12 hours went in for my check up appt since my due date was close and found out then. That bride to be is being self centered af.

    • @SullivanFamilyChaos
      @SullivanFamilyChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂 same thing happen to me at 20 too 😂😂😂😂 I thought I just couldn’t hold my pee any more it was a slow trickle

    • @ktcox21409
      @ktcox21409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SullivanFamilyChaos same. Taking my 3 yo to the movies for the first time!!

    • @savannahrodriguez8117
      @savannahrodriguez8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This happened to my mom too! Her water broke and she thought she just peed on herself. She only realized it was her water breaking when she kept “peeing”

    • @Nemo0279
      @Nemo0279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention, most first babies come late. Theres a higher chance of the baby being born almost a month later than on the wedding day

    • @tiffmitch702
      @tiffmitch702 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bride weird yes but im judging the pregnant women i didint go nowhere the last month of pregnancy i think shes is weird for going to a wedding 9months pregnant how embarrassing if her water broke how weird

  • @julesr444
    @julesr444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “i’m not a mathematician but i don’t think it’s a range rover” i died😂💀💀

  • @jadehickey89
    @jadehickey89 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Story 4: I can’t believe no one has noticed that OP is annoyed that she isn’t going to give birth to the first grandchild because a wedding is nice and all but a baby trumps any wedding

  • @BetaBlub
    @BetaBlub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The end of the show where you guys mentioned that listening to these stories is a bonding experience for couples, it absolutely is! When you guys mentioned the fiancé upset about the pregnant sister being at the wedding story, MY fiancé paused his game, and said “the fuck did they just say!?” So I had to start the story over so he could hear the story and both be mad about it collectively. We think she’s the asshole for sure

  • @kellyroth7268
    @kellyroth7268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    for the woman and the papers and the signing, I would have been like "Okay yes, lets play." and let him blindfold me and acted like I was going to sign, and then grab the paper and take off the blindfold to see what it was, I really thing he was up to no good...

  • @partially.cremated7988
    @partially.cremated7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The signature story reminds me of true crime things I've watched, where someone tricks their partner into signing a blank page and then types up/prints out a suicide note, or a "I'm leaving don't look for me" note before killing them.
    Super sus.

  • @becauseboost4726
    @becauseboost4726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That first story has to made up, it’s to perfectly idiotic. The entire thing the OP is shitting on himself so hard it’s not even real. A guy that narcissistic wouldn’t just go tell a story about how awful they are in every way. A person that stupid and idiotic about relationships could never admit they did anything wrong.
    That story sounds like some heartbroken kid wrote it to make themselves feel better. Not buying it at all.
    Great pod though!

  • @trinitiscruggs967
    @trinitiscruggs967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    IF YALL DONT COME OUT WITH MERCH THAT SAYS: the math ain’t mathin and choke the chicken I will start a riot lmao that was amazing 😻

  • @SalutKalista
    @SalutKalista 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The signature one I would say okay get it all prepped. Once my hands were on the paper I RUN with it and read it 😂

  • @emilyward4388
    @emilyward4388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “The reality check bounced” 🤣👏🏼🙌🏼

  • @brsherm1
    @brsherm1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Listening to this podcast feels like I'm just talking to friends. I was laughing so hard at the wedding dances part, because I am also just as clueless.

  • @Demingirl15
    @Demingirl15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would sooner put on my big girl pants and tell a guy I don't own a thong than borrow my mother's underwear. Plot twist the guy was Australian and wanted her to wear jandals/flip flops (whatever Americans call them lol) and just thought the scanty underwear was a bonus treat for him lmao jk
    I don't want to miss the live show but ultimately I have to accept that $20-30 NZD just isn't in my budget, but I do hope everyone who can afford it is living their best life watching it. Though credit to moment house for not only displaying the price in my currency but making it clear that is nzd and not making me hunt around in the nooks and crannies to try and find it, if its even there, (for the love of god at least put it in your FAQS, people) (often i have to guess whether its USD or sometimes Australian) and then have to go through the hassles of converting it, so they are a life saver in that sense.

  • @callmerere4360
    @callmerere4360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    honestly them laughing and random stuff Is the best shit, so good to have a great laugh

  • @jessicamelchi5648
    @jessicamelchi5648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The pregnancy story: the person getting married is jealous that the sister is having the first family baby. That’s what is going on. She is purely jealous and only want eyes on her. Also, like Morgan said.. that is her niece…. She should feel honored that the baby is coming and be a support. Baby will be here soon whether they like it or not.

  • @agr8443
    @agr8443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The cha cha slide is one of the most popular wedding /party dances , it’s a real thing girl 😂

  • @emilyward4388
    @emilyward4388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1st story.. it’s already too late. Why would he think it’s ok to bring another girl to HER house and sleep with the girl in HER bed. He’s just jealous bc she found someone else & honestly took advantage from her and clearly didn’t think she was capable of finding someone else better than him.
    You’re right she definitely dodged a bullet!

  • @iheartpiano18
    @iheartpiano18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I HATE!!! That people are shaming the 17 year old when they are religious….I guess now I’m judging them now but, I’m assuming that they are pro life and part of that is not shaming the child and support her! Part of being religious is being kind and understanding and NOT JUDGING!!! Lol this made me mad.

    • @pint_pipe_cross
      @pint_pipe_cross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100% agreed. I’m religious (Catholic) and identify as being pretty pro-life. You cannot claim to want to support women (especially young moms) who choose life for their babies while judging them at the same time. Fear of judgment could be a reason why a young mom may choose abortion, even if they don’t want to have one. At least it sounds like the fiancé’s family was pretty pissed at the idea of their daughter not be at the wedding. In regards to the OP though, she’s 100% a judgmental AH.

  • @rachellecarmichael5690
    @rachellecarmichael5690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When my water broke I called the hospital and they said come in to check me over but my dinner was ready so I asked if I would wait an hour and I was fine for a while until contractions started 🤣

  • @emboykin7795
    @emboykin7795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The first story HAS TO be made up. There is no way that story is real!

  • @mirandasorci5077
    @mirandasorci5077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how people think water breaks and baby is coming in 5 mins lol it could be hours or even days. mine never even broke.its very common. I was in labor 6 hours. They had to break it in the hospital

  • @baileejaydee
    @baileejaydee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yay! Alejandra! Clicked so fast 🥰

  • @AweImDest
    @AweImDest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Last story: I feel like either she is lying about her and her bf age orrrr they are both just scary immature

  • @lenalombardi841
    @lenalombardi841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the signature story, my mind went STRAIGHT to insurance policy to hurt her in some way.

  • @jessicavalladares1932
    @jessicavalladares1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why would her mind go there? Why wouldn’t it !! HUGE red flag that he keeps bringing it up and started her off by doing other silly games, refuses to show her, guilts her.. damn this guy up to no good

  • @mariah191
    @mariah191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just wanted to share: your water breaking has nothing to do with pain levels during labor. I was in active labor and almost was able to birth my 2nd child with breaking the amniotic sac. Your water can break before your ready to give birth also.

  • @jessicameneses4320
    @jessicameneses4320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like we’re friends when I listen to you guys

    • @TwoHotTakes
      @TwoHotTakes  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We are friends 🥰

  • @SilverishKitten
    @SilverishKitten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The blindfold girl is kinda stupid... She could say yes, then immediately take off the blindfold and see what he supposedly tried it get her to sign.. I hate when these people don't think things through

  • @marie.1111
    @marie.1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    🤣 Choking the chicken on the dance floor!

  • @jchavez5833
    @jchavez5833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When my aunts water broke it was traumatizing for 8 year old me. Had to clean it off of our couch 😮‍💨

    • @meghanhenderson8417
      @meghanhenderson8417 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my goodness that would be so awful at that age 😮 poor you!

  • @Roxestar
    @Roxestar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you please look into the history behind the word uppity. It is another one of those words that should be removed from our current language usage.

  • @homeydoodle
    @homeydoodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The two of you crack me up when you're on together. 😆😊

  • @mpavon9988
    @mpavon9988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ALEJANDRAAAAAAAAA

  • @caram6061
    @caram6061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lol the maths convo I was laughing SO hard! So funny! I feel like you guys are my friends even though I have never met either of you. The banter is on point! laughing out loud

  • @BasmaAhmed-ie7db
    @BasmaAhmed-ie7db 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LMFAOO WTFF THE FIRST STORY ???

  • @katelb3508
    @katelb3508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I would never ever want someone in my family that would even consider uninviting my sibling for such selfish reasons.

  • @manda4415
    @manda4415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Morgan hits funny bone*
    *Alejandra: “That sucks, Hate that for you, but yeah we’re gonna have games”
    When I tell you I DIED WHY was that so funny 💀😂

  • @NubyhStone
    @NubyhStone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never sign anything, not even a blank piece of paper!!! That’s something they can use to fake your signature!!

  • @rachelechols5041
    @rachelechols5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I love about the thong story was that the daughter wasn’t nervous to tell her mom about the sex, but about the stealing. Shout out to the mom for raising her to feel comfortable sharing that with her.
    Def shouldn’t have taken her mom’s thong though. Especially cause he asked her to wear one and rather than just tell him she didn’t have one she stole from her mom. That’s just uncomfortable

  • @ladylucie2451
    @ladylucie2451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After my ex stole money from me & family members of mine - I hope OOP that's husband keeps trying to get her to sign things without knowing what it is files for divorce & RUNS the hell out of there!!!

  • @mikaylapetty4850
    @mikaylapetty4850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would be careful with calling losing weight a “glow up” or “taking care of herself”. She could’ve lost all that weight from depression or something like an ED, etc. I mean she did catch her husband cheating and all. Idk I just know I went through something similar and remember hearing these comments and it was damaging in the long run. Comparing “worth” to looks is harmful. Anyway love this podcast ❤️ just something to think about is all.

  • @finyjeff1771
    @finyjeff1771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The AUDACITY of the 1st dude 🙄

  • @kimberlyfrizzell3117
    @kimberlyfrizzell3117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the wedding one.. so selfish!!
    My moms best friend had a stroke at my wedding. And guess what? I got onto my mom for not going with her friend to the hospital because her friend kept telling her to stay.

  • @romy-3190
    @romy-3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My goal in life is to be set-up as well as Jules/Jewelzzzz(??), knowing when it's time to throw someone out and not budge but instead use the situation to level up. Like Alejandra said, OP is very pathetic.

  • @tararainone5060
    @tararainone5060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The blind signing one! Id say okay. Then ripe off the blindfold and read what he wanted me to sign. Im sorry thats so weird.
    Also agree if my husband ask me to sign something Id trust him but also he would never ask that of me.
    Also got out of the hospital for chronic problems. He’s probably taking a large will out

  • @taylah6822
    @taylah6822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wouldn’t say a fling is 2 years. That’s a relationship right, just not a long term relationship

    • @sbee45123
      @sbee45123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time does not determine if it is a fling or relationship. It depends if there are strings attached or other things.

    • @oof8421
      @oof8421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not really the amount of time but the nature of the relationship. For example, if you’re occasional f*ck buddies for 2 years then no that’s not a relationship

  • @justinc.3385
    @justinc.3385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the 2nd story- why the hell does it matter if it was on a plantation. This is 2022, most people don’t have any connection to that nowadays. We have one planet, there’s been tons of places with terrible events. Get past it.

  • @jameswarden5312
    @jameswarden5312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18 here, yeah no, I would never take my mom's thong. Not a thought that would ever enter my brain

  • @hannahspencer2599
    @hannahspencer2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy that's trying to get her to blind folded sign- she should agree to it and then when the paper is in front of her grab it and rip the blind fold off and look at it.

  • @jmbliss7
    @jmbliss7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The math could be mathing and I still wouldn't pick up on it cause I'm so bad at math" this should be printed on a tshirt😂😂

  • @veritsas
    @veritsas 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i mean… that second story sounds 100% defamatory to me. slander is knowing and malicious lies, and since the grandparents farm isn’t like famous, likely they would be subjected to the less strict standard and get everything the sister’s worth 😁

  • @amyleigh936
    @amyleigh936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need “ I thought it was a dance move“ merch 🤣🤣

  • @nicolebesser3548
    @nicolebesser3548 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wouldn't trust anybody, not my own mother, not even a priest, to just sign something without seeing it. I don't care who you are, honest people not only don't make the request, they don't shame the denial to do so. We are taught not to sign anything we haven't read since childhood.

  • @kaylenetrujillo3298
    @kaylenetrujillo3298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dad is fully legally blind. When he had to go with me to get my permit, I had to keep guiding his hand across all the paper and it wasn’t easy at all (I obviously don’t mind because he literally can’t see) but that’s what I automatically thought of when I heard the 3rd story. It’s not easy for you to completely guide their hand across the page, and I know it wasn’t easy for my dad to sign on all the lines cause he was getting frustrated. The persistence in what he’s doing is what’s weird, he’s asked multiple times but won’t tell her or even show her wtf she’s signing 🧐

  • @paigecarlson6464
    @paigecarlson6464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i genuinely don’t understand the kinda brides who need to be the sole center of attention. it’s so bizarre to me. like .. everyone is already gathered there for YOU and YOUR wedding? who tf cares about the pregnant teen there🥴and if they do they’re just as weird as the op lmfao

  • @maxiliadesir3507
    @maxiliadesir3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the second story if it was in fact a plantation I wouldn’t be upset about her putting him on blast publicly. However the fact that the sister is lying about a plantation wedding is sickening and weird.

  • @haileyross1392
    @haileyross1392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you guys are literally my favorite podcast, i get so happy when you post

  • @kaylynnabrams9506
    @kaylynnabrams9506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Needed this today🥰

  • @lollipopkat1
    @lollipopkat1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch a lot of true crime too and my brain went to, she is been having chronic issues with her health... Did this issues started before or after she married him? He may be making her sick and now wants to make her sing an insurance 😳

  • @roxybalisi9025
    @roxybalisi9025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The blind fold story seeems like he's planning something BAD. Like really really bad. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩