If you don't already, TURN ON YOUR CLOSED CAPTIONS for this. The shi**ing scene was SO much more dramatic with the subtitles describing the situation in far more detail than just some noises could convey.
DM: _Technically_ you didn't specify that you wiped yourself or washed your hands. You develop a rash on your nether regions, reducing your movement speed by half and preventing you from taking the dash action. You also also didn't specify that you washed your hands, resulting in you inevitably touching your eyes and developing pink eye. This gives you disadvantage on perception checks and all offensive attack and spell rolls. DM: You guys want realism? because I can give you your realism!
It's like when the players decide to antagonize the latest big bad so the DM decides to have the big bad do some special once-a-day attack on whoever last said something irritating.
Also don't forget that finally pooping after not pooping for months caused massive AOE damage to the restroom itself, so he was also levied a 50G fine by the tavern.
Also not washing your hands lowers your charisma to 0, resulting in being treated disrespectfully by every NPC in the game and finally being executed by the guards for no reason.
@@ThubanDraconisThat part about wiping / washing hands - ( or rather the lack of it , especially cleaning up after ) - bothered me the most.... 😂 But he did bring up an excellent point & ultimately demonstrated why adventurers usually don't seem to poop / have a pot break the whole campaign lol 😱🤢🤣
@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 I think i have fire resistance because spicy food doesnt do anything for me. Never been to taco bell i think they opened one in my country but from your description i think ill pass on eating there.
I was surprised that there were no dice roll checks to see if his climb up the stairs, check of the bathroom, taking off his clothes, checking the ability to still use them again afterwards, checking if anyone walked in on him during it, checking if the door still opened, him coming down the stairs and if nobody in the group got ill from the smell were included.
Just so you new players know, it is assumed that you take your potty breaks as needed during long or short rests or at conveniently appropriate times between encounters. However, if you choose, like Adam, you can bring it up and use it as a roleplaying opportunity. Unless you are actively suffering from an effect that would make you have a problem such as diarrhea, then it is not a thing you have to actively track. This is the general rule of thought, but everyone plays a little different and your DM might track that sort of thing for some reason.
This kind of thing sort of happened in my groups Cyberpunk Red campaign. One in our group wanted to go for poop in the middle of the field, GM asks if others will follow suit. Everyone except mine did and alleviated them selves and we were forced out by automated security and my character was feeling the strain to contain. We traveled to our next stopping position and I thought to try secretly messaging GM to try to get my character sneak out to take a dump. WEEEEELLLL... naturally I rolled 1. We also happened to bee in a what was basically slums with tents and my cover was blown so that anyone and everyone in there saw and heard me. Nice times😅
I mean depends on how close to medieval accuracy the settings is as back then most toilets where just holes. Considering that the toilet is on the upper floor would mean it's probably the just hand your ass outside of the wall kind of toilet...honestly I don't know wich visual would be more disgustingly funny.
Poor Rob. That is the most perfect expression of a long-suffering DM that I've seen in a long time. Sign of a good DM though, being able to humor your players even when things go off the rails. "What did you get?" Said like when a parent hears a noise in a different room and just hollers out "what did you do/break?" I say it similarly when I hear one of my cats getting up to mischief.
Yeah I assume "Long rest" isn't just "You sleep", I assume it's "You attend to the basic needs of your character", so eating, bathroom, washing (yourself and your clothes) and sleeping.
I don't play D&D but Rob I love your VLDL games, rather then tryign to tell a serious story you CAN have it be serious, but it's mostly just nonsense and bullshit and that is so fitting with you guys. Loved the "Bored in Space" one shot you did, you guys really should get soem space sets and make that real, any excuse to get that woman who plays Karen back on set, I'd love to see her in some funny space emperess costume, maybe an overly comedic slightly sexy costume, and just throw in an extra joke of someone barfing seeing her vileness in it.
What happens if you roll a nat20 on pooping? Do you get an inspiration point from how smooth and seamless the process is? (VLDL, y'all need to pin Rob's comment here)
Due to the removal of potentially lethal levels of toxic sludge, after a night's rest, Adam advances, gains strength, dexterity, and suddenly realizes that all his stats are now much higher than they have been in months. He didn't even realize, and neither do the others, that their hp, stamina, and manna bars have partially blackened and gotten shorter. Adam's has now returned to normal levels.
A joke my druids always make is that "Goodberry wine" is code for "very powerful laxative" because if you've been surviving on goodberries for a month, you are going to need it.
Having diarrhea from overuse of Goodberries is actually a great idea. I often think Goodberries are a terribly stupid spell because players overuse it.
You can actually find Excrementals in Baldur Gate 3. They are not called like that but when you see them you know what they are supposed to be made from. 😂
Rolling for toilet in tavern is legit. 75% of taverns have their bogs outside, 15m from the building, next to which there's a dodgy entrepreneur selling only-used-once damp rags.
HUGE SHOUT OUT for the subtitles, guys. No one puts that much effort in, thank you for being so inclusive. If I had money I would legit give it you to show my gratefulness!
If the tavern is by the river pr creek it might have a balcony outhouse overlooking the water. And don't forget that it was common in Tudor times to empty your chamberpots out into the street, to be washed away be the next rain. Since the gutter ran down the middle of the street you needed good boots to cross the street. Although more civilised places would have the honey wagon come along to collect the waste and sell it to the local farmers,. so it might open over a large holding tank to hold the waste. Cheaper to build up rather than dig down, after all.
To be fair, depending on which of them you're talking about and where within them, most official D&D settings (and Golarion) are fairly anachronistic. Piping and sewage isn't thaaat advanced, so it's really not that unusual.
If you've ever done homebuilding, you realize quickly how primitive modern septic tanks actually are. Indoor water is the hard part, but the actual septic tank is just 1/4 inch drop every 1 foot.... and you are basically done. In Medieval times, all you would really need is someone responsible for carrying a bucket of water upstairs after every use... and you basically could have a modern septic tank.
I now need to know two things... 1. What if he rolled a nat 20? 2. What if he rolled a Nat 1? ">Complication: You have rectal prolapse."?!?! WE NEED TO KNOW!
Gotta love seeing the tavern filled up with NPCs, I mean extras, for full on skits! And what do these extra get to see? Rowan having suspicious-gasms and Adam making extremely distressing bathroom noises. I bet they love their jobs! 😂
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Filming and writing might be tough, but in the end it's clear you guys just LOVE this. What's better then making hilarious stuff with your good friends you've known for years, especially when you can make use of all this cool stuff whenever you want with no corperate bullshit attached, liek a set being scrapped after filming is done.
One thing he didn't specifically do was a perception check to see if the bathroom had TP. Also he didn't specifically do a dexterity check for wiping and another perception check to see if the bathroom had soap in it before washing his hands and then doing another dexterity check to see how well he washed them. Yep d&d can get pretty crazy with checks like those.
I had a group whose standing policy was that any player who couldn’t make a session’s character was struck with a raging case of dysentery and spent the whole session just absolutely pooing their guys out. Which was why they couldn’t fight the baddies.
You know what, I'm tempted to do that, for shits and giggles, but I don't know if my mind could handle it if I every time I rolled and my shit actually was or wasn't pleasant based on the number. And if it did, I'd suddenly become very religious and be praying for guidance every time before I rolled.
No silly.....Its D6 +2 because ----> roll 1-Flatulence, 2-seperate hard lumps, 3-smooth and soft, 4-long with cracks, 5-soft blobs, 6-diarhea......+2 if you wait too long.
Whilst it should not be a regular occurrence, bathroom issues can be well used in a session. From the super simple that a player needs to relieve themselves whilst on guard duty. To having distress in a stressful interactive social scene, leaving obvious signs whilst trying to pass without trace, having to relieve ones self in a marathon dungeon crawl, etc, etc, etc.....
Next episode: the other 3 players get ill with a mysterious disease halving all of their stats, after an investigation from a local healer it turns out to be severe constipation, Adam stands there in the doorway smugly smiling. EDIT: I give full permission for VLDR to use this idea, i require credit only 😂
Or they do a save roll, Alan dies from critical damage, Rowan survives and Brit suffers from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE (cue Steven He clip) Reducing her stats by 5.
I actually was waiting for a seemingly just fine character to suddenly go thru an absolutely horrendous evacuation of solidly filled bowels. Was not disappointed.
I love how that upstairs door is going to be the portal to whatever is needed. And eventually there will be a video where the characters comment on it and try to figure out how it happens.
it's medieval times. they didn't have plumbing back then. and people just pooed in a hole in the floor. . .or in a pot and then they dumped it out the window. . into the street. yeah, there was a lot of stench and infection back then.
@@gawelszczytkowski1991 You ever heard of a long-drop? They're still around, mainly in camping grounds, but that's probably the best of what a toilet was back then, like Femaiden said, chamber pots and holes in the floor were more commonplace.
He goes and sits down and, roll initiative. The toilet is a mimic. Back in high school if a member of our group couldn’t make the session, one of the alternating dms would say that the character wanders off to poop and will catch up with us later.
@@nathangamble125 funny enough, it turned into a roleplay opportunity. Our lawful good paladin or cleric would roleplay concern for them while we traveled. Then when they were back the next session they would be asked questions about if they were ok and they’d usually make up a short story.
As a DM, I actually do include pooping and bathing scenes in my campaigns. Characters who don't regularly wash themselves and their clothes have disadvantage on certain social rolls, are acknowledged by NPCs, and may be banned from certain places. My players are encouraged to have multiple pieces of clothing for changing. Perfume can mask bad smells up to a certain point. Traveller's clothes are necessary for adventuring. The lack of good boots can cause blisters during long walks on uneven terrain. Fine clothes are great for high status social occasions, but stick like a sore thumb in crowds of lower class people. Common clothes suck unless you want to keep a low profile and blend in. One of my campaigns even puts a huge emphasis on toilets as a means of contrasting two warring countries. The first country has great plumbing akin to Ancient Rome. The toilets even flush and the rooms are heated. Even the small villages have decent infrastructure. The second country lives in absolute poverty. The toilets are cabins outside in the cold. They shit in a hole and it smells horrible. The capital is extremely luxurious and doesn't have this problem. Players are expected to say exactly what they do during short and long rests. If they forget about pooping, they risk having to make constitution saving throws to avoid cramps and shitting their pants. I have a barbarian half-orc who really likes grooming: shaving, washing, brushing teeth, etc. He's very popular among the ladies. Businesses known for discriminating his race even treat him decently.
In my old group, pooping not only happened, but it was one way the DM could kill one of our characters if he wanted to. Hiding assassins in the privy, or having a snake down in the hole waiting to bite you in the ass, or having a Bodak just pound on the door while you're doing your business and then opening the door to give you a death gaze are but a few of the ways our DM has used the toilet to off our characters. It got so bad the entire party would escort and guard one of us who's using the loo, and the wizard might put up wards.
i just dont even understand the point of that unless the whole campaign was literally just you all playing russian roulette with a toilet. if bathrooms were that dangerous, there'd be zero people alive in whatever universe that campaign existed in.
@SurelySurlyJurly Well, we were bastard-coated bastards with bastard-filling. We were on a lot of people's naughty list, and the DM had it out for us for ruining some of his ideas. The Bodak thing was notably rude, because it was our most detested enemy to face because it has this death gaze that, if you fail your save, you instantly die and could come back as a Bodak, so it's one of those cheap monsters that Gygax came up with to give high-level players something to challenge them. Our DM would have a Bodak just sitting behind a murder hole in a dungeon for our thief to look in there to see what's there, only to have to make a save vs. Death. We've since mellowed out. We don't have as many assassination attempts on the potty anymore.
@@mastervision5902 Funny you mention that. I used to put a Magic Mouth in a privy in our tavern/fort we set up. It would be very encouraging, and it would scream if anyone tried to attack you in there. It would even tell you if you might be ill.
Nobody poops in DnD universes. Bogga Glog the Shitomancer automatically teleports all excrement throughout the multiple plains of existence to them for use in their spells which are, quote, "super cool shit bro". He is not my bro.
I've GOT to stop watching these in my office. My co-workers can't understand why I'm crying, and I can't explain it to them without getting written up. Quit being so damn funny!
I laughed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard at this one. At first it was like, who would put a bathroom directly above a bar, and then the rolling to take pooh damage, oh my gosh, thank you, I needed this
I still love Grogs scene of taking a poop whilst talking to his demon possessed blood dinking sword, with Scanlan singing and playing music outside trying to hide his noises xD
Love that look of joy he gets when the dude rolled a 6 and says he took damage from taking a poop. It was a subtle you made this a thing and now you will pay for it.
Indeed a unique take on in-game RP. Good to see you guys pushing boundaries and adding aspects to improve immersion, no matter how uniquely realistic it might be. 3 points of damage haha
I don't play D&D, but their comedy is so good for anyone I can follow along well enough, especially with how the roll jokes are emplemented such as saying "you get points of bludgeoning damage" from takeig a fucking shit man, not from an epic battle, that's genius comedy.
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If you don't already, TURN ON YOUR CLOSED CAPTIONS for this. The shi**ing scene was SO much more dramatic with the subtitles describing the situation in far more detail than just some noises could convey.
Haha thanks
Thank you for the advice xD
*Giving birth to the head of the Demon* 😂
*PAINFUL TOOTS AND HORRID GRUNTS*
lol 😆
Bstrd! You make me watch it twice 🤣
"I cannot help but notice you didn't roleplay washing your hands afterwards..."
And you contract a disease. Your constitution falls by 4 points
Yes. Now Adam should roll Luck check or get Dysentery debuff: -2 STR, -2 DEX, -4 CHAR, occasionally shitting during combat
@@AlexM-pi4qu so he gets to cast “field of stench”? Nice!
Nor did he wipe 😞
there is now toilet paper, rags, leaves, or books to wipe with, and no running water. Don't touch his left hand.
"What did you eat yesterday?"
"Taco Bell?"
"Plus 1d12 acid damage."
For me, it is a free casting Stinking cloud
Not pooping for 4 months....It should have been far far worse
In my case "salami sandwiches for a week straight.." yeah that was an interesting result 🤣
There are two valuable lessons to be learned here:
1. Always watch with subtitles on
2. Never piss off the DM
And wash your hands.
*giving birth to the head of the demon* 😆
@@vasosvacios7694 hey u ever see demonic poo probably looks like demons
Piss _on_ the DM. Gotcha.
3. Because the DM can punish you with a BM
😂
DM: _Technically_ you didn't specify that you wiped yourself or washed your hands. You develop a rash on your nether regions, reducing your movement speed by half and preventing you from taking the dash action. You also also didn't specify that you washed your hands, resulting in you inevitably touching your eyes and developing pink eye. This gives you disadvantage on perception checks and all offensive attack and spell rolls.
DM: You guys want realism? because I can give you your realism!
for that you have the old Leisure Suit Larry adventure games, only there it is game over^^
"But i didnt say that i touched my eyes, so i didnt"
It's like when the players decide to antagonize the latest big bad so the DM decides to have the big bad do some special once-a-day attack on whoever last said something irritating.
Also don't forget that finally pooping after not pooping for months caused massive AOE damage to the restroom itself, so he was also levied a 50G fine by the tavern.
Also not washing your hands lowers your charisma to 0, resulting in being treated disrespectfully by every NPC in the game and finally being executed by the guards for no reason.
I'm amazed there wasn't a roll to see if there was toilet paper in the bathroom after he'd already sat down.
perception check 😆
It's a medieval setting, they don't have toilet paper, they use straw or grass.
You should still roll to see if there are ants in the straw, or someone has hidden nettles in the grass.
He didn't say he was wiping, or washing his hands.
@@ThubanDraconisThat part about wiping / washing hands - ( or rather the lack of it , especially cleaning up after ) - bothered me the most.... 😂 But he did bring up an excellent point & ultimately demonstrated why adventurers usually don't seem to poop / have a pot break the whole campaign lol 😱🤢🤣
Have you specifically stated you're breathing?
No?
You're dead.
Every few seconds I say I breathe
Is breathing a free action? @@VivaLaDirtLeague
If you enter that toilet after Adam, you need to specifically state you are holding your breath, or you're dead.
It's a cantrip.@@31animafan
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Just like how I cast my Guidance
the ice cold stare of the DM really sold it.
like a tired teacher that wants to "move on with my godDAMN lesson already"
Pretty sure he was pulling from actual experience.
🤣🤣
I bet those were Rob's (the DM) actual feelings.
Give a try to watch their "Adventures of Azerim" campaign in the secondary channel
Complete with that thousand-yard stare at the end..
And here I was just assuming that bathroom breaks are built into "rests" and that's part of how you can get surprised.
Just like most other basic functions are. Critical failure in washing your dishes you used to eat?
Oh god... my CoffeeLock...
"You take 3 points of bludgeoning damage" I think we have all had at least 1 poo like this.
It would happen if you have eat some peppers or go to taco bell
And if you haven't, you will in your 40s
Also don't forget the splash damage from the big ones!
Reminds me of getting past a nasty fight with constipation…
@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 I think i have fire resistance because spicy food doesnt do anything for me. Never been to taco bell i think they opened one in my country but from your description i think ill pass on eating there.
Next player going to that bathroom will be required to perform a resistance to poison roll upon entering.
"Rancid smell of sulfur fills your nostrils. You take D4 poison damage"
wisdom check to see if you take psychich damage upon seeing the totalled toilets
Wondering who failed to empty the chamber pot....
"Do not go in there!". - Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
I was surprised that there were no dice roll checks to see if his climb up the stairs, check of the bathroom, taking off his clothes, checking the ability to still use them again afterwards, checking if anyone walked in on him during it, checking if the door still opened, him coming down the stairs and if nobody in the group got ill from the smell were included.
Just so you new players know, it is assumed that you take your potty breaks as needed during long or short rests or at conveniently appropriate times between encounters.
However, if you choose, like Adam, you can bring it up and use it as a roleplaying opportunity. Unless you are actively suffering from an effect that would make you have a problem such as diarrhea, then it is not a thing you have to actively track. This is the general rule of thought, but everyone plays a little different and your DM might track that sort of thing for some reason.
The video explains that, though ...
This kind of thing sort of happened in my groups Cyberpunk Red campaign. One in our group wanted to go for poop in the middle of the field, GM asks if others will follow suit. Everyone except mine did and alleviated them selves and we were forced out by automated security and my character was feeling the strain to contain. We traveled to our next stopping position and I thought to try secretly messaging GM to try to get my character sneak out to take a dump. WEEEEELLLL... naturally I rolled 1. We also happened to bee in a what was basically slums with tents and my cover was blown so that anyone and everyone in there saw and heard me.
Nice times😅
That 3 points of bludgeoning damage must’ve done a number. To the toilet
yeah, a number two
Broken the pipes!
I mean depends on how close to medieval accuracy the settings is as back then most toilets where just holes. Considering that the toilet is on the upper floor would mean it's probably the just hand your ass outside of the wall kind of toilet...honestly I don't know wich visual would be more disgustingly funny.
@@faolancelebsul4220 First thing in my head was... why is the toilet upstairs, it should be out the back! Darn my stupid literal brain :D
Shouldn't it be... slashing damage? It's been a month...
The fact that the toilet in the medieval FANTASY tavern is on the second floor, brings up a very interesting logistical issue
Second story windows give a more powerful splash. Go big or go home.
Hahahahaha I hadn't considered this!
How much magic is there in this campaign setting ? Maybe the poop is directly teleported in a container to be used as fertilizer.
Most big cities in most D&D campaign settings have sewer systems, pipes, etc.
Could be a toilet enchanted with the Prestidigitation cantrip
"As you sit down you realise that you haven't wiped"
LOL
"Hmm, no toilet paper. Maybe I can use a bit of scroll.... huh... Scroll of Mage Hand?"
*As you stand up!
Outtakes! There is no possible way this was a one-take. Even the extra with his hand over his mouth cracked a smile.
And also Britt at 2:13
Maybe he rolls a 20 in one of them…
Dammit i missed that!
O well, will have to watch it again
With basically no plumbing that "tavern" has the bathroom right on top of the kitchen? Adventurers, do NOT order food.
It's what keeps the stoves lit to cook their food, Also great for heating the place in the winter
I'd be more worried about the streets below the window outside the bathroom since it was likely just a chamber pot that you emptied.
It's not a bathroom in the real medieval world. Magic and spells such as PRESTIDIGITATION exist in the dnd universe :)
They don't need plumbing. They used a garderobe or a dansker tower overhanging a stream below.
@@nagavamsip the "real medieval world" had actual bathrooms. Poo is not a modern invention.
"Giving birth to the head of the demon" 😂😂😂 The captions never disappoint!
Poor Rob. That is the most perfect expression of a long-suffering DM that I've seen in a long time. Sign of a good DM though, being able to humor your players even when things go off the rails. "What did you get?" Said like when a parent hears a noise in a different room and just hollers out "what did you do/break?" I say it similarly when I hear one of my cats getting up to mischief.
You can see a split second at 02:13 where Brit breaks character and started laughing before the camera cuts back to Rowan. 😂😂
Who says it's breaking character :)
Considering the characters also represent the players, it makes no sense that none of them were laughing their pooping ass off.
I think that's very much in character sir
@@Accrovideogameswould have been terrible as then they would have to roll for willpower check or shit themselves
Thank you for this ... this split second detail made me laugh
Whomever is writing your captions is a genius and a poet. I was crying from laughter the whole time.
I absolutely and definitely concur!
I never use captions so I would of never known unless I read the comments
I just assumed that the character poops at the end of the day. Immediately before/after a long rest, they find a place to poop.
Depending on the characters specially ones for their race it might even be during
Yeah but... did you state so, specifically, in character?
Mine poops his pants during combat. Thats why he carries a 2nd pair
@@Harbyz Every time the party loots "Anyone found a fresh pair of pants in my size?"
Yeah I assume "Long rest" isn't just "You sleep", I assume it's "You attend to the basic needs of your character", so eating, bathroom, washing (yourself and your clothes) and sleeping.
Leaving the bathroom door WIDE OPEN afterwards, so all the other customers can enjoy.... priceless.
We initially ended this with me trying to continue and Alan says 'no, sorry, I'm out of time. Thanks guys'
Should have stuck with that. Its the perfect ending to a "stupid waste of time" skit.
I don't play D&D but Rob I love your VLDL games, rather then tryign to tell a serious story you CAN have it be serious, but it's mostly just nonsense and bullshit and that is so fitting with you guys. Loved the "Bored in Space" one shot you did, you guys really should get soem space sets and make that real, any excuse to get that woman who plays Karen back on set, I'd love to see her in some funny space emperess costume, maybe an overly comedic slightly sexy costume, and just throw in an extra joke of someone barfing seeing her vileness in it.
"Nobody go in there" Even the half-orc waiting outside for the bathroom turns right around.
Rolling a 1 would have been hilarious!
What happens if you roll a nat20 on pooping? Do you get an inspiration point from how smooth and seamless the process is?
(VLDL, y'all need to pin Rob's comment here)
Now that he's lighter, Adam has +1 dexterity right?
+3Agility
Due to the removal of potentially lethal levels of toxic sludge, after a night's rest, Adam advances, gains strength, dexterity, and suddenly realizes that all his stats are now much higher than they have been in months. He didn't even realize, and neither do the others, that their hp, stamina, and manna bars have partially blackened and gotten shorter. Adam's has now returned to normal levels.
Dex check for the zipper?
@@rogerrabt -1 to charisma on a fail
Oh my god, Rowan's "youre really starting to piss me off" had me fucking DYING. XD
So the upstairs door is now cannonically a toilet and I will think of it as such every time you use this set
No, he actually found the wrong room, but couldn't hold it anymore.
Misspelling "canon" as "cannon" seems to be "canon", too.
A joke my druids always make is that "Goodberry wine" is code for "very powerful laxative" because if you've been surviving on goodberries for a month, you are going to need it.
I imagine if you ate nothing but berries for a month it would be the exact opposite problem.
@@ggg444gb oh yeah, nothing but that family of fruit? that's gonna mess you up day one
100% it would be like a waterfall @@ggg444gb
You're going to need what? Goodberries are an anti-diarrhetic but goodberry wine is a laxative?
Having diarrhea from overuse of Goodberries is actually a great idea. I often think Goodberries are a terribly stupid spell because players overuse it.
He didn't wipe.
He didn't wash his hands.
Outrageous!
Everyone else at the table takes 1d6 of psychic damage from hearing that
I literally took an arrow to the knee just reading this crap
Adam actually had to poo, but he's a nervous pooper so he did it in character so no one would judge him.
"...takes 3-points of bludgeoning damage..." followed by what happened had me in tears...
"I wouldn't go in there for a bit if I were you. You might get attacked by an excremental."
You can actually find Excrementals in Baldur Gate 3. They are not called like that but when you see them you know what they are supposed to be made from. 😂
Someone is going to stat block that now. 😂
That‘s what you get for mucking about in the sewers!
You mean we need to take a blessed golf club to the toilet with us?
Where? I feel like I must have missed that.
Rolling for toilet in tavern is legit.
75% of taverns have their bogs outside, 15m from the building, next to which there's a dodgy entrepreneur selling only-used-once damp rags.
I generally do not enjoy poo jokes in movies and videos, but this is well formed, solid.
HUGE SHOUT OUT for the subtitles, guys. No one puts that much effort in, thank you for being so inclusive. If I had money I would legit give it you to show my gratefulness!
I'm glad he didn't roll a one. Comes back to the table:
"You going to sit?"
"Nah, I'm good standing."
I was expecting the DM to remind Adam as he sat down that he didn't wipe or wash his hands afterwards.
Why would he, in a medeival setting?
They ask the questions that I would never even think of.
The thing that concerns me most about this is that the medieval-type toilet is... *upstairs*.
You could just build a chute into the wall beneath the toilet. That wasn’t uncommon in castles.
If the tavern is by the river pr creek it might have a balcony outhouse overlooking the water. And don't forget that it was common in Tudor times to empty your chamberpots out into the street, to be washed away be the next rain. Since the gutter ran down the middle of the street you needed good boots to cross the street. Although more civilised places would have the honey wagon come along to collect the waste and sell it to the local farmers,. so it might open over a large holding tank to hold the waste. Cheaper to build up rather than dig down, after all.
To be fair, depending on which of them you're talking about and where within them, most official D&D settings (and Golarion) are fairly anachronistic. Piping and sewage isn't thaaat advanced, so it's really not that unusual.
If you've ever done homebuilding, you realize quickly how primitive modern septic tanks actually are. Indoor water is the hard part, but the actual septic tank is just 1/4 inch drop every 1 foot.... and you are basically done. In Medieval times, all you would really need is someone responsible for carrying a bucket of water upstairs after every use... and you basically could have a modern septic tank.
its one of thoose "echoing-chambers" *g*
I now need to know two things...
1. What if he rolled a nat 20?
2. What if he rolled a Nat 1?
">Complication: You have rectal prolapse."?!?!
WE NEED TO KNOW!
Gotta love seeing the tavern filled up with NPCs, I mean extras, for full on skits! And what do these extra get to see? Rowan having suspicious-gasms and Adam making extremely distressing bathroom noises. I bet they love their jobs! 😂
We’ve got a tough life here at VLDL!
they also got to see the fascinating yet elusive Schmerple!
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Filming and writing might be tough, but in the end it's clear you guys just LOVE this. What's better then making hilarious stuff with your good friends you've known for years, especially when you can make use of all this cool stuff whenever you want with no corperate bullshit attached, liek a set being scrapped after filming is done.
"Giving birth to head of a demon"😂😂
The captions killing me and what the hell did he zipped??
Better not to know...
Yeah😂
Exactly for such situations there is a poop knife! 😂
@@MM_Legacy Uh, *WHAT?*
So THAT is the true origin of Ra's al Ghul!
Rob rolling for the existence of a toilet is just... "chef's kiss"
Was there even toilet paper? Roll for a roll!
@@TheBarbarianGamer Toilet paper didn't exist in Medieval times so people often used old cloth, hay, leaves or sea sponges, etc.
@@pronumeral1446 yeah but we clearly heard a zipper which I think didn't exist in the medieval times
It’s a: Gnomish-excrement-disposal-appliance
@@pronumeral1446 Gargantua was known to use a Goose's neck. ^^
"Rob, why aren't we pooping?!" "You haven't ASKED to poop!" Just a wonderful exchange.
Finally, a group brave enough to tackle the real important issues in D&D. Way to go team, that shit was indeed, Dingo!!!
Tho I noticed he wasn’t brave enough to wash his hands after all that.. 👀
// Dingo! 😄
*sigh*
The acting is very spot on and very convincing
6E just has to account for it! Important stuff is important!11 💩
Actually as a DM i askes this more time to my players like; "why arent you go to poop?"
Rob’s expression from start til finish is a delight 😂😂
Don't piss of Rob, he is a god in this universe...😂
When the gamemaster gains an exhaustion level for himself --- you know THAT guy is at the table.
I wish they used the iconic Adam crying when he was “taking damage”.
It's literally referred to as "pathetic cry" or "cry.wav".
And someone has created a YT video with it on a one hour loop.
I absolutely appreciate Rob's expression as he endures having to run that scenario.
One thing he didn't specifically do was a perception check to see if the bathroom had TP. Also he didn't specifically do a dexterity check for wiping and another perception check to see if the bathroom had soap in it before washing his hands and then doing another dexterity check to see how well he washed them. Yep d&d can get pretty crazy with checks like those.
I had a group whose standing policy was that any player who couldn’t make a session’s character was struck with a raging case of dysentery and spent the whole session just absolutely pooing their guys out. Which was why they couldn’t fight the baddies.
So if they ghost quit the game, they go full Oregon Trail and die of dysentery?
"Giving birth to the head of the demon"
The subtitles as gold as always xD
plz define 'always' :(
Do I have to watch all their videos again? :D
@@edmis90 yes
I got no gold from that! NO GOLD!! JUST LAUGHS! Where's my gold??? I want to buy a coffee with a gold coin from Brit.
1:58 lol the extra with the hand over the mouth is clearly coving a smile. HAHAHA.
The Rob’s scowl is the best. Whole sketch was made just for it and it’s worth it. Subtitles with extra jokes also a good idea.
Note to self: Place a D20 next to the toilet.
You know what, I'm tempted to do that, for shits and giggles, but I don't know if my mind could handle it if I every time I rolled and my shit actually was or wasn't pleasant based on the number.
And if it did, I'd suddenly become very religious and be praying for guidance every time before I rolled.
how to create a dice religion
it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
No silly.....Its D6 +2 because ---->
roll 1-Flatulence, 2-seperate hard lumps, 3-smooth and soft, 4-long with cracks, 5-soft blobs, 6-diarhea......+2 if you wait too long.
Please don't. I don't want to find out what a critical fail on a poop check does...
Whilst it should not be a regular occurrence, bathroom issues can be well used in a session. From the super simple that a player needs to relieve themselves whilst on guard duty. To having distress in a stressful interactive social scene, leaving obvious signs whilst trying to pass without trace, having to relieve ones self in a marathon dungeon crawl, etc, etc, etc.....
Next episode: the other 3 players get ill with a mysterious disease halving all of their stats, after an investigation from a local healer it turns out to be severe constipation, Adam stands there in the doorway smugly smiling.
EDIT: I give full permission for VLDR to use this idea, i require credit only 😂
they should absolutely do that!
And one rolls a 20
another rolls a double 1
and the last 1 rolls a 1 then 20
Or they do a save roll, Alan dies from critical damage, Rowan survives and Brit suffers from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE (cue Steven He clip) Reducing her stats by 5.
I was thinking alan had a mutated drop that killed him than the mutant walked over to kill brit
Adam...The only one in the adventuring party that isn't full of s--t.
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It's insane that they witnessed the damage of being that far backed up and decided they'd wait even longer.
The fact that he's playing an elf made it even better.
The slow walk to the chair after was perfect!
I expected more drama while sitting back down, perhaps a request of cushions :D
@@martinajurickova5750 Me too! 😂 I was expecting him to say "ouch" when sitting down carefully.
I really love the new style of the D&D skits! Where we see the party in costumes, and the DM standing around with the books. ❤❤
I actually was waiting for a seemingly just fine character to suddenly go thru an absolutely horrendous evacuation of solidly filled bowels. Was not disappointed.
2:14 The cut just as Brit looses it listening to squirts from hell and mangled screams :D
Which she didn't hear.
DnD players have very active imaginations. @@michaelmonstar4276
I love how that upstairs door is going to be the portal to whatever is needed. And eventually there will be a video where the characters comment on it and try to figure out how it happens.
its t’he room of heart’s desires :D
Rowan’s expression when Adam returns and sits down 😂 great acting!!
Hitting Like and CC (subtitle) immediately before watching each VLDL skit has become my ritual. Their subtitles are gold!
No flushing, no hand washing.
Going to need party constitution saves vs stench and infection.
it's medieval times. they didn't have plumbing back then. and people just pooed in a hole in the floor. . .or in a pot and then they dumped it out the window. . into the street.
yeah, there was a lot of stench and infection back then.
I love the insanely low child mortality rates these days. „Good old days“ my ass.
Are you sure about that? @@Femaiden
@@gawelszczytkowski1991 You ever heard of a long-drop? They're still around, mainly in camping grounds, but that's probably the best of what a toilet was back then, like Femaiden said, chamber pots and holes in the floor were more commonplace.
1:51 that dice roll and then the "ueegghh"😂😂
Rob's annoyance just makes this so much better😂😂
He goes and sits down and, roll initiative. The toilet is a mimic.
Back in high school if a member of our group couldn’t make the session, one of the alternating dms would say that the character wanders off to poop and will catch up with us later.
So that's where Ben is.
@@FaultAndDakranon he’ll catch up next session. Either that or they left him behind because he wasn’t paying attention again and is now lost.
Damn, their character must have been _really_ constipated if they had to miss a whole session for it.
@@nathangamble125 funny enough, it turned into a roleplay opportunity. Our lawful good paladin or cleric would roleplay concern for them while we traveled. Then when they were back the next session they would be asked questions about if they were ok and they’d usually make up a short story.
2:30 'giving birth to the head of the demon', NOOOOO YOU CAN'T!!! 🤣
VLDL tackling the real issues
Rob's disappointed face elevates this skit to god-tier
Can I just say I've been watching a lot of the d&d stuff lately and whomever is doing the captions is absolutely hilarious. Thank you.
The subtitles killed me. Please, please don't ever stop doing these!
They're like the XKCD alternative text. Technically, it's an a11y thing. Actually it's just another place to put gags.
thx for this comment, I never would have even thought to check the closed captions otherwise,
The captions who always add a +1 to entertainment were especially glorious this time. Definitely a natural 20! 😂
Rob annoyed giving him additional damage and exhaustion for being annoying is classic Rob
VLDL:
"Why don't people watch our poop videos?"
"We don't know, but we'll be damned if we won't keep rolling for it."
chill man, what did VLDL ever do to you dude? you just seem like a really uptight guy in every way, shape, and form. just calm down bro
Yeah, the bludgeoning damage had me nearly piss silly with laughter.
Gross, but I'm glad you're happy.
it should've been piercing damage
@@ofAwxen See a doctor.
As a DM, I actually do include pooping and bathing scenes in my campaigns. Characters who don't regularly wash themselves and their clothes have disadvantage on certain social rolls, are acknowledged by NPCs, and may be banned from certain places.
My players are encouraged to have multiple pieces of clothing for changing. Perfume can mask bad smells up to a certain point. Traveller's clothes are necessary for adventuring. The lack of good boots can cause blisters during long walks on uneven terrain. Fine clothes are great for high status social occasions, but stick like a sore thumb in crowds of lower class people. Common clothes suck unless you want to keep a low profile and blend in.
One of my campaigns even puts a huge emphasis on toilets as a means of contrasting two warring countries. The first country has great plumbing akin to Ancient Rome. The toilets even flush and the rooms are heated. Even the small villages have decent infrastructure. The second country lives in absolute poverty. The toilets are cabins outside in the cold. They shit in a hole and it smells horrible. The capital is extremely luxurious and doesn't have this problem.
Players are expected to say exactly what they do during short and long rests. If they forget about pooping, they risk having to make constitution saving throws to avoid cramps and shitting their pants. I have a barbarian half-orc who really likes grooming: shaving, washing, brushing teeth, etc. He's very popular among the ladies. Businesses known for discriminating his race even treat him decently.
In my old group, pooping not only happened, but it was one way the DM could kill one of our characters if he wanted to. Hiding assassins in the privy, or having a snake down in the hole waiting to bite you in the ass, or having a Bodak just pound on the door while you're doing your business and then opening the door to give you a death gaze are but a few of the ways our DM has used the toilet to off our characters. It got so bad the entire party would escort and guard one of us who's using the loo, and the wizard might put up wards.
i just dont even understand the point of that unless the whole campaign was literally just you all playing russian roulette with a toilet. if bathrooms were that dangerous, there'd be zero people alive in whatever universe that campaign existed in.
@SurelySurlyJurly Well, we were bastard-coated bastards with bastard-filling. We were on a lot of people's naughty list, and the DM had it out for us for ruining some of his ideas. The Bodak thing was notably rude, because it was our most detested enemy to face because it has this death gaze that, if you fail your save, you instantly die and could come back as a Bodak, so it's one of those cheap monsters that Gygax came up with to give high-level players something to challenge them. Our DM would have a Bodak just sitting behind a murder hole in a dungeon for our thief to look in there to see what's there, only to have to make a save vs. Death. We've since mellowed out. We don't have as many assassination attempts on the potty anymore.
@@Mikethemerciless11 "Surprise! The toilet is a mimic."
@@mastervision5902 Funny you mention that. I used to put a Magic Mouth in a privy in our tavern/fort we set up. It would be very encouraging, and it would scream if anyone tried to attack you in there. It would even tell you if you might be ill.
Nobody poops in DnD universes. Bogga Glog the Shitomancer automatically teleports all excrement throughout the multiple plains of existence to them for use in their spells which are, quote, "super cool shit bro". He is not my bro.
He's lucky he passed the constipation check.
Once the DM gave a level of exhaustion, that’s how you know he is absolutely done with you.
A missed opportunity to have him roll a 2!!
A nat 1 and a demon actually comes to take what he left has a weird offering
He comes back and it is obvious that not only did he not wash his hands, but it wouldn't have helped.
Should have rolled a 3 with a -1 strength modifier for a dirty 2.
As the half elf sits down....under the effects of bludgeoning damage and exhaustion :)
He didn't wipe his ass. Disadvantage on charisma checks.
Maybe he used a bidet.
I love how Brit looks genuinely curious at 2:50 while other guys just awkwardly look away.
And she laughs at 2:15! 😆
At least he didn't encounter the dreaded TOILET MIMIC.
I've GOT to stop watching these in my office. My co-workers can't understand why I'm crying, and I can't explain it to them without getting written up. Quit being so damn funny!
The day I have to worry about players/characters going to the bathroom in a roleplaying game is the day I find a new hobby.
I'm just thinking bard inspiration
I laughed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard at this one. At first it was like, who would put a bathroom directly above a bar, and then the rolling to take pooh damage, oh my gosh, thank you, I needed this
The subtitles are top notch 😂😂
I'm so glad you posted this, the subtitles are BRILLIANT!
I still love Grogs scene of taking a poop whilst talking to his demon possessed blood dinking sword, with Scanlan singing and playing music outside trying to hide his noises xD
2:48-3:04
I love how differently they react.
Britt: *mix of curiosity and empathy*
Alan: *probably still in shock*
Rowan: *deep disgust*
Love that look of joy he gets when the dude rolled a 6 and says he took damage from taking a poop. It was a subtle you made this a thing and now you will pay for it.
"Ooooh, sorry, that's a failed con save. So for the next 24 hours you've got the shit's..."
This is your best one yet!!! Lol, the VERY first thing I thought was "What if a one is rolled"?
Hysterical!!!
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Indeed a unique take on in-game RP. Good to see you guys pushing boundaries and adding aspects to improve immersion, no matter how uniquely realistic it might be. 3 points of damage haha
I don't play D&D, but their comedy is so good for anyone I can follow along well enough, especially with how the roll jokes are emplemented such as saying "you get points of bludgeoning damage" from takeig a fucking shit man, not from an epic battle, that's genius comedy.