7:22 "Anyway, it has a 6.5L V12-" "🅱️12." "Yeah, whatever; it can do 200-" "Whate🅱️er." "Please stop! Stop that, it's very annoying. It can do 212 miles an hou-" "🅱️ery annoying." "LEAVE IT!"
I'm with James on the whole tampon thing. Another use for tampons is when I was in the army, one of my buddies said he'd go out on patrol with tampons in case of bullet wounds.
+Alex Henderson They give him shit because he doesnt care, ive used tampons for nose bleeds and shit idgaf new uses for an existing technology, so long as it isnt used theyre literally cotton sticks with strings
@@FrostyTheTwinkie Yeah, at its roots, it's just a wad of highly absorbent material. They were originally invented to help plug bullet wounds, and I think the Army still uses them for that
Redstoneprime I agree with James tho so annoying when it’s only slightly off ... sure if it’s off by 5 or more minutes and you’re using it then that’s ok but chances are you’re not using it and it then is really annoying
Loved every moment of this show, but I have to say, when I was working in London, that pay by phone parking was brilliant. Once you were set up, it was quick and easy, and you could top up without having to go back to your car, very handy for a field engineer who might end up half a mile from wwhere he was parked, up to his ankles in bits of machinery!
We've only had really expensive repair bills with our foreign cars: Volvo and Subaru. Our Chevy Impala has ran and ran, same with our 2 Dodge minivan, our Saturn sedan. We recently purchased a VW and we've had it in 6 times for recall notices in one year... not boding well..
I saw a reventon for sale in the UK not that long ago for £1m. it was the hardtop and I went to see it and it was awesome. Didn't let me test drive it tho 😑
It’s a sign of weakness. Especially when you are stuck behind a slow vehicle. Brake, and you will stay stuck for the rest of your journey because everyone behind you is absolutely not going to let you out. Lights on and away we go.
Mercedes are extremely expensive in the US. Our friends from England have commented on their surprise at the cost of them here. I test drove a used one, it didn't live up to the hype for my husband or myself. Happy trails, ohgodlemmein.
Haha I never noticed that!!! Why did they not put those dials in the Aventador?! I understand that Lambo said they wanted to start from scratch so EVERYTHING would be new in the Aventador, but I personally think that if they put those dials in it I would love it even more. :D
You see the small orange icon on the dash of that Lambo at 7:57...that stands for "control for amnout of emissoins coming out of the car" which makes me wonder what fuel they put into that car?
Well, the mercedes I'm talking about wasn't exactly expensive. It would be the equivalent to class C nowadays. It is called the 190D. And to put it into context, as I've said earlier, it was a cab for most of it's life (~20/30y) and has done over 2M km or over 1.2 Million miles. The engine is still the same it was built with. Honestly I don't drive it much these days, but it's an amazing car. For reference, it was acquired in 1958. Mercedes W120.
I don't know where you live. As I am an American, American cars are much less expensive. I'm 47 years old and between my husband and myself we've owned quite a few cars and like I said, all the troublesome cars for us were foreign. Growing up my family only owned American cars and they were good cars. But, then again, my dad took great care of our vehicles. "you take care of your car, it takes care of you."
I was raised solidly in the middle class and no one I knew could afford a Mercedes, as they are prohibitively expensive in the US. Predominately everyone I know drives American cars and are mostly happy with their vehicles. I could give you many examples of American car odometers ticking multiple times, especially pick ups. Our Impala has 100k on it and we've only had to do basic maintenance. Everyone has their own reality, that's mine. You have yours.
I can confirm from my Spanish lessons that V’s are indeed pronounced like “B’s in Espanyol. That one isn’t a joke. It’s similar to the Spanish C being pronounced as a “th “ sound.
Well as stated, if it's imported, then I don't live in America. As such, the effect is similar. The cars that are imported are obviously more expensive than cars produced locally as one would expect. As for durability, I'm sorry, but my granpa's mercedes has well over 2M Km (it was a cab and then became a daily driver) and still runs. When you get a car that goes over it's max twice and it still runs, that's what you call durability.
in croatia you just send sms with numb of licence plates and that is it...you can do it on a walk...just type and send and that is it...or just put money in the machine and get a ticket...15secs tops
AGREED! I'm from the US and the problem is the hosts. One cannot just advert for three male hosts with chemistry. It may be true, what I believe Clarkson said, "The secret is we really loathe one another." Perhaps the US should hold casting based on that. Throw three men together at random until they find 3 that can fight while polite. Another problem is the US is slave to the corporations. They can never do the gift bits, the news, in fact none of the real show is allowed. No wonder it sucks.
I think the point escaped the narrative. The point I was trying to make, was imported cars are always more expensive both to buy and maintain. For us, that happens to be US cars. If chinese super-cheap discount cars ever manage to be sold in EU/US, we might get to see a change in that. Anyway, bye! :)
There has never been a sentence on television that had as much energy as “I object to the beige”
"I had a bit of an accident on the cooker once..."
"Sorry, this is getting worse!"
Milk went in that bit at the back...
+NissanDriver15 😂😂
At least he didn’t say on the washing machine
Spillage
Yeah I agree Hammond this is getting worse
7:22
"Anyway, it has a 6.5L V12-"
"🅱️12."
"Yeah, whatever; it can do 200-"
"Whate🅱️er."
"Please stop! Stop that, it's very annoying. It can do 212 miles an hou-"
"🅱️ery annoying."
"LEAVE IT!"
"I think I got away with that."
I love these idiots.
Omg I died at that part
I died at that part😂😂
CynicalExperiments what does he mean though?
Hyperion vadge, look it up
@@hyperion1028 Badge = Vadge
Vadge= Vag(ina)
he means you'll get women(pussy)
I'm with James on the whole tampon thing. Another use for tampons is when I was in the army, one of my buddies said he'd go out on patrol with tampons in case of bullet wounds.
Those plus crazy glue can stop almost anything.
You do know that’s literally the reason they were created?
They’re also great for nosebleeds
@@the_bat_turtle Can confirm, I had a really bad nosebleed a few weeks ago and had to resort to using a tampon
Jeremy's scream at 3:35 was so funny.... NOOOOOO!!!
07:34 - "Bery Annoying", "Leave It!"
If only Jeremy had replied with "Leabe it"
I FUCKING LOVE JAMES MAY
he is a great role model
Lobe*
+Alex Henderson They give him shit because he doesnt care, ive used tampons for nose bleeds and shit idgaf new uses for an existing technology, so long as it isnt used theyre literally cotton sticks with strings
Well because he is the most EVOLVED amongst the American Duke Hamster of Birmingham and the Idiotic Obnoxious Orangutan...
@@FrostyTheTwinkie Yeah, at its roots, it's just a wad of highly absorbent material. They were originally invented to help plug bullet wounds, and I think the Army still uses them for that
Childhood is liking Richard
Teenage is liking Jeremy
Adulthood is thinking james is the best
I’m stuck somewhere between Richard and James, yet I haven’t quite graduated to the gloriously oafish Orangutan 🦧 that is Jeremy.
This is literally the path I went on ahah
Seriously underrated comment
@@U2QuoZepplin same
Child: richard
Adult: james
Monke: jermy
8:03 engine light on, hmmmm
tavi921 that's how you know it's Italian
WhiteBaron777 Italian/German reliability
I love the part where James fights with Jeremys watch. LOL!
Redstoneprime I agree with James tho so annoying when it’s only slightly off ... sure if it’s off by 5 or more minutes and you’re using it then that’s ok but chances are you’re not using it and it then is really annoying
I didn't get the watch part. Why james was being annoyed?
@@bahramoskooei2553 He has OCD
@@Redstoneprime316 now i get it. Thanks. I had missed the ocd part.
Love it how this video is over 10 years old, and this comment is over 4 years old, and you go to comment on it and you get an answer WHITHIN THE DAY!!
That Lamborghini looks like your average Batmobile.
Schuy Cobb vatmobile
LOL 5:05 Richard's like DAFUQ???
that moment when you find the comment you knew had to exist
Imagine going to dinner with those three. Just sitting back with a drink and watch them debate the newest supercar
"I object to the beige"... classic
but with this you will get a lot of baj
vag....as in vagina
i thought he said badge like a ace pilot of fighter ket
Simon Wu bag. He changed v on b.
@Bilal Khalid i guess he choose baj, because there is already word bag exist
@@simonwu7250 he meant vadge, which means genitals.
I object to the beige - May
Loved every moment of this show, but I have to say, when I was working in London, that pay by phone parking was brilliant. Once you were set up, it was quick and easy, and you could top up without having to go back to your car, very handy for a field engineer who might end up half a mile from wwhere he was parked, up to his ankles in bits of machinery!
7:57 , engine warning light :)))
+Adorian Kis That just means it's a proper supercar ;)
*skips to further part of the video*
"SIXTEEN GREASED NAKED EUNUCHS."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I object of the beige” lololololol
7:34 leabe it 😂
7:23 Timmy and tommy in new horizons
This is probably the funniest Top Gear news in the world!
I’m sure this has been said, but tampons were originally made for bulletwounds. The nurses just realized they had.. Other uses too
1:22 Jeremy envisioning his Bugatti arrival as he described it.
Lol, there is a ghost behind james may:)
how can one or two dislike this.. this is comedy gold..
spillage
8:00 look on the top left of the dashboard, the lambo already has a check engine light!
8:33 - Priceless!
The "engine control light" in the reBenton was on
In Serbia, to pay for parking, you just send sms with your number plates to number given on parking spot. Bill comes with your phone bill.
I object to the beige!! 😂😂😂😂
Thank you Watson!
Thanks
We've only had really expensive repair bills with our foreign cars: Volvo and Subaru.
Our Chevy Impala has ran and ran, same with our 2 Dodge minivan, our Saturn sedan. We recently purchased a VW and we've had it in 6 times for recall notices in one year... not boding well..
8:00 the check engine light is on...
I saw a reventon for sale in the UK not that long ago for £1m. it was the hardtop and I went to see it and it was awesome. Didn't let me test drive it tho 😑
Clarkson is completely right about braking on the motorway.
It’s a sign of weakness.
Especially when you are stuck behind a slow vehicle. Brake, and you will stay stuck for the rest of your journey because everyone behind you is absolutely not going to let you out.
Lights on and away we go.
Mercedes are extremely expensive in the US. Our friends from England have commented on their surprise at the cost of them here. I test drove a used one, it didn't live up to the hype for my husband or myself. Happy trails, ohgodlemmein.
great success!!
Is it just me or do those brake lights look rather... well ... poorly shaped?!
the one thing that annoyed me about watching old/classic TG ,was that JC never wanted to be proven wrong
That's a great idea!
StijnSpitaels Yeah, also at 6:11 and 6:18 also the same sounds.
8:01 "Your check engine light is on"
Haha I never noticed that!!! Why did they not put those dials in the Aventador?! I understand that Lambo said they wanted to start from scratch so EVERYTHING would be new in the Aventador, but I personally think that if they put those dials in it I would love it even more. :D
You see the small orange icon on the dash of that Lambo at 7:57...that stands for "control for amnout of emissoins coming out of the car" which makes me wonder what fuel they put into that car?
Stannah Stairlift.
Great Success!!!
Good work Sherlock!
Well, the mercedes I'm talking about wasn't exactly expensive. It would be the equivalent to class C nowadays. It is called the 190D.
And to put it into context, as I've said earlier, it was a cab for most of it's life (~20/30y) and has done over 2M km or over 1.2 Million miles. The engine is still the same it was built with. Honestly I don't drive it much these days, but it's an amazing car. For reference, it was acquired in 1958. Mercedes W120.
Poor James!
I think Jeremy should try the Greek motorways and see if he could never brake... :P
Jay is just sitting there “ I have “
I love how they can throw stuff at each other verbally and each just take it on the chin :-)
It''s called being mates.......
Clarkson rocking the Razr V9
1:55 For the first time I wondered, did anybody ever shouted no on Top Gear...
who can understand what hammond&james are talking about @ 2:55
i think hammond says "he is always going for that" something
So far I've seen over 33 Reventon in England, 2 in Cornwall.
IT is!
THE LAMBO'S CHECK ENGIAN LIGHT WAS ON
GREAT SUCCESS
Omg, I just love James😂
He's a perfectionist
You'd be amazed. Adult seal blood works too.
I don't know where you live. As I am an American, American cars are much less expensive. I'm 47 years old and between my husband and myself we've owned quite a few cars and like I said, all the troublesome cars for us were foreign. Growing up my family only owned American cars and they were good cars. But, then again, my dad took great care of our vehicles. "you take care of your car, it takes care of you."
Totally. I drive a Nissan and love it
I was raised solidly in the middle class and no one I knew could afford a Mercedes, as they are prohibitively expensive in the US. Predominately everyone I know drives American cars and are mostly happy with their vehicles. I could give you many examples of American car odometers ticking multiple times, especially pick ups. Our Impala has 100k on it and we've only had to do basic maintenance. Everyone has their own reality, that's mine. You have yours.
And as usually, James is suffering from an industrial amount of OCD. XD
Indeed.
I do the same thing with the bezel on my watch.
themightyboush vezel
Thank you for explaining that, seriously i did not get it, lol
Engian... lovely!!
it reminds me more of a B2 Bomber then an F22
I can confirm from my Spanish lessons that V’s are indeed pronounced like “B’s in Espanyol. That one isn’t a joke. It’s similar to the Spanish C being pronounced as a “th “ sound.
español*
deniz of course. Only I don’t have the wavy line accent on my phone ☎️. Lolz 😂
yes it was, just take a look ;) 7:58
Why does James' social awkwardness make me laugh? xD
Any you like, The town car, corvette, even dodge viper.
the audience didnt even catch the "bag" [badge]
lmao, the lambo has a check engine light on
And not a single fuck was given that day...
ThatRagingScotsman .....Giben.
8:35 bage 😂😂😂
"You could get a lot of bag."
*badge
Clarkson's been doing the B emoji before it was popular
lol check engine light on in the lambo
if you noticed the check engine light was on in the lambo
Makes me wonder whether or not you could get away with the "quite a lot of badge" crack on American TV
Revolution
@Capesports4 Well beige is a colour, a very very dull colour.
So they're saying it's dull and unimaginative
Well as stated, if it's imported, then I don't live in America. As such, the effect is similar. The cars that are imported are obviously more expensive than cars produced locally as one would expect. As for durability, I'm sorry, but my granpa's mercedes has well over 2M Km (it was a cab and then became a daily driver) and still runs. When you get a car that goes over it's max twice and it still runs, that's what you call durability.
At least his cap lock was..
in croatia you just send sms with numb of licence plates and that is it...you can do it on a walk...just type and send and that is it...or just put money in the machine and get a ticket...15secs tops
I remember when I first saw the Reventon, jesus what a beast.
Way better styling than the SHIT lambos these days.
AGREED! I'm from the US and the problem is the hosts. One cannot just advert for three male hosts with chemistry. It may be true, what I believe Clarkson said, "The secret is we really loathe one another."
Perhaps the US should hold casting based on that. Throw three men together at random until they find 3 that can fight while polite.
Another problem is the US is slave to the corporations. They can never do the gift bits, the news, in fact none of the real show is allowed. No wonder it sucks.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! hahahha
I think the point escaped the narrative. The point I was trying to make, was imported cars are always more expensive both to buy and maintain. For us, that happens to be US cars. If chinese super-cheap discount cars ever manage to be sold in EU/US, we might get to see a change in that. Anyway, bye! :)
why would Hammond say NO NO....im starting to wonder
Anyone notice the check engine light in the Lambo?
Greased naked eunuchs ? Maybe there’s something Jeremy isn’t telling us?
He's not only in touch with his feminine side, he's also in touch with his gay side.