Top Gear Funny Compilation #4 | Best moments of Season 3 part #2

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  • @donramax4409
    @donramax4409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    My new favorite quote “It's a rover, the engine won't turn over.”

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Donramax all Rover cars are rubbish 😂

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, but is it a Red Rover?

    • @ravanalevi8315
      @ravanalevi8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No.. best line is " it's been towed so many times it thinks it's a boat" 😂😂😂lol

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ravanalevi8315 My favorite is "It's an adventure on wheels!" ~Jane Lane

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Driven by someone slightly older.

  • @egeerdem8272
    @egeerdem8272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    5:44 that girl was so cute even clarkson gave up on hating 911

    • @lukerogers151
      @lukerogers151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She's probably about 45 now xD

    • @tahanaveed1852
      @tahanaveed1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lukerogers151 would still go

    • @Mich_-mu7fz
      @Mich_-mu7fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right now I'm trying to find cute girls in the Top Gear audience.

    • @svenw8439
      @svenw8439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Can whe moveeoo on”

    • @SunnyIntervalsORG
      @SunnyIntervalsORG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's very pretty, so why turn up in such an unflattering tracksuit?

  • @NobodyQuiteLikeMe
    @NobodyQuiteLikeMe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    Been towed so many times it thinks its a boat. Freaking brilliant.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Apollyon theres a reason why Rovers are gone 😂😂😂😂

    • @donniehooker1817
      @donniehooker1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is that guy?

    • @matty4351
      @matty4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donniehooker1817 Rich Hall

    • @lordhood117
      @lordhood117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s not a romantic car song! That’s a diss track! 🤣

  • @scorn-1
    @scorn-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When clarkson puts the 911 gt3 in sub zero after the woman says "you'd make the second date" one of my all time favs haha

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    That Rover song had me dying! XD

  • @branting2
    @branting2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    ''And we certainly can't afford to refill it due to the unique way the BBC is funded''
    That's my favorite so far. XD

    • @Mathemusician97
      @Mathemusician97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johan Branting which episode is that from? I can't seem to find it.

    • @nicolasmartensson7732
      @nicolasmartensson7732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tristin Solorzano - It's season 3, episode 4. It's the episode where they pay a big tribute to Lamborghini.

    • @Mathemusician97
      @Mathemusician97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nicolas Mårtensson thank you!

    • @nicolasmartensson7732
      @nicolasmartensson7732 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tristin Solorzano - You're welcome!

    • @A.IPicks
      @A.IPicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As I started reading that, it came on 😂

  • @charlieholmes4734
    @charlieholmes4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    That girl was blushing super hard talking about a date with jeremy she's like you would make the second date boy getting some haha

    • @davidelliott5843
      @davidelliott5843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Jeremy's response and sudden about turn was even funnier as even he had not expected it.

    • @danielhone5084
      @danielhone5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She was lowkey saying that it was unfortunate about it having scaffolding in the back 😏😂

  • @iLupi
    @iLupi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    5:40 *Instantly Sub Zero* XD oh that was brilliant

    • @avengedsoul6661
      @avengedsoul6661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck, she's as toey as a Roman sandle!

    • @MrAnas1987
      @MrAnas1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what does se say at 5:45 and he puts it on sub zero

    • @avengedsoul6661
      @avengedsoul6661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      MorningGlory She said "you'd make the second date."

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most girls have no standards in choosing cars , they see every sports car is cool when most arent

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Charlotte Dunois
      I am going to show this to my gf and see if she likes that car. She has pretty good taste so if she says it’s uncool you know Jeremy is full of it.

  • @cix8836
    @cix8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "How interesting that the girls are wrong and the blokes have got it right"
    Classic Clarkson

    • @Elder74
      @Elder74 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Acxia are you the offspring of Mr. Bean?

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then one of the girls said he'd make the second date if he explained it to her, his tune definitely changed

  • @sumairb9978
    @sumairb9978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    it's a *r o v e r*

  • @jussi8247
    @jussi8247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Ferrari owner" looks like Little Britain Daffyd.

    • @DestroyerWill
      @DestroyerWill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jussi82 it’s terrible being the only Ferrari owner in the village 😂

  • @minitrundle
    @minitrundle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Its got a single paint coat, its been towed so many times it thinks its a boat!" So funny yet so true hahaha

  • @logoffkid3613
    @logoffkid3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My fav quote "Rover... YEAH."

  • @zzebowa
    @zzebowa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    That MR2 hasnt got exhaust pipes, those are jet turbine engines made from turbo chargers. Its actually pretty neat.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      zzebowa hate to be following it

    • @hallquiche
      @hallquiche 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it isn’t.

    • @budditbuddit1555
      @budditbuddit1555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think most people know that that watch this channel

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sound of that thing going down the road. It would have to be quite literally a "Screamer."

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it's really not lmao

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It's been towed so many times it thinks it's a boat
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AlexTrain5249
    @AlexTrain5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    5:29 She’s a rare woman.

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      * 6:43 She's a rare womyn

  • @ricardorusso1462
    @ricardorusso1462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    5:40 How on earth did they manage to find the only girl in the world who thinks that scaffolding in the back of a car is cool?? Had to be on top gear xD

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well, she's a car girl. She doesn't see the scaffolding, she sees the cornering potential that gives you

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Mike R. You know car girls exist, right?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Mike R. The most fame she's going to get from this is a friend or boyfriend watching this episode and saying "Hey, is that you?" No one knows who she is

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Mike R. She didn't say that, she said she likes the roll cage. She'd probably like it just as much if it was in a track built Honda Civic. You clearly are not a car enthusiast, because then you'd know that car enthusiasts see roll cages, wings, etc, as a visible representation of performance, and I shouldn't need to explain why we like that

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mike R. ah the bitter old virgin in TH-cam comments strikes again 😂

  • @lloydaxton8965
    @lloydaxton8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    6:43 the face you make when a supercharged V8 goes by..

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I loved these early days of top gear

  • @simonayers8033
    @simonayers8033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    7:35 Funniest thing I’ve heard today

  • @harrymorris2361
    @harrymorris2361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:50 to put that into comparison the LM200 was £220 to fill up in 2003/4… it’s about £550 in todays money.

  • @benmiddleton4365
    @benmiddleton4365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To be fair, I think that Clarkson could have quoted random stuff from a physics text book and she would have found it really interesting. Would've been hanging off every word!

  • @MrTomek1112
    @MrTomek1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That rover song is soooo goood omg hahahhaha

  • @squarebodycasewademckenney6190
    @squarebodycasewademckenney6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:40 I want that girl.... a true car girl and a hero for us car guys

  • @tomlowe8563
    @tomlowe8563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Well if that's not spot on about rovers then I don't know what is!!!!!

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Rover bit was more of a diss track than a love song

  • @luke-4377
    @luke-4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The car at 1:00 actually was jet powered. I built a combustion turbine out of a turbo for my senior project

  • @MysteriousDrJ
    @MysteriousDrJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can hear Jeremy laughing with the camera man on the lambo 4x4 lap.

  • @floridagolf2010
    @floridagolf2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It’s a rover 😂

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:46 I hope I meet a girl like that.

  • @shadowblade2149
    @shadowblade2149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hammond looks 10 years old

  • @danielkerekes9053
    @danielkerekes9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rover guy got me

  • @007batman8
    @007batman8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It thinks its a boat omg😂😂 what episode season was that??

  • @thedfighters3355
    @thedfighters3355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why dont you upload anymore, your editing skill and sense of humor is brilliant!

  • @Snooopz
    @Snooopz ปีที่แล้ว

    3:07 I hate to admit it but it happened to me yesterday driving 5 series and now I'm here listening and it's so right lmao

  • @somebodysomeone832
    @somebodysomeone832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s 3 jet engines on that MR2

  • @NocnaGlizda
    @NocnaGlizda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Poor BMW M3

  • @baguette2816
    @baguette2816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Its a rover. Yea”

  • @danteeightsix9069
    @danteeightsix9069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bet the MR2 was owned by the guy who said he had a Ferrari

  • @absmiz9899
    @absmiz9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 dude looks like moe syzlak from the simpsons

  • @henryhahn9741
    @henryhahn9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:12 my gf on Valentine’s Day

  • @Burley_Bert
    @Burley_Bert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:45 the women have spoken....

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeez, I miss this show.

  • @steakanemon29
    @steakanemon29 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:47 That physically hurt me

  • @orcofnbu
    @orcofnbu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rover poem is perfect

  • @klimee4699
    @klimee4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    M3 csl uncool lol he was so wrong for the mclaren f1 then csl

  • @charliep4680
    @charliep4680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first car is the pre preproduction Bugatti divo

  • @sujpuj
    @sujpuj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny how the bmw m3 csl is cool now! And expensive

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just have to wonder what sort of exhaust manifold you need, to get 9 tailpipes out of a 4 cylinder engine? Even if it were a 16 valve engine (I sincerely doubt it is, but it's admittedly highly modified) why not 8? That would make more sense.

  • @TheDrewbomd1
    @TheDrewbomd1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:28 his mouth doesn't look likes it moving move

  • @ll.lawson5828
    @ll.lawson5828 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:57 quint from jaws lol

  • @PHILIPWATSON82
    @PHILIPWATSON82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we mooooooooooove ooooooonnnnnn

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4' which is about all Mr beard has that is

  • @legorowe
    @legorowe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:52 Rover song

  • @yuriiguz8742
    @yuriiguz8742 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣 you guys are best

  • @Motorsheep
    @Motorsheep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There was most certainly something else going on with that MR2. Does anyone know anything?

  • @Account1746
    @Account1746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jezzas laughing stopped the song early

  • @RonPiggott
    @RonPiggott ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll top that! Hold my bear!

  • @mrhpijl
    @mrhpijl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Top Gear's best times

  • @alunchurcher7060
    @alunchurcher7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the bbc is well funded but to much money is creamed off the top by the executives excessive salaries and bonuses. there is also way to many of them.

  • @dopefish250
    @dopefish250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is that guy who said he had the ferrari at 3:40 james corden?

  • @leom.8540
    @leom.8540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:44 I am in love.

  • @MangosArtClub
    @MangosArtClub 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lol they were so wrong about the m3 csl, most expensive m3 you can buy today XD

    • @Obi-WanKannabis
      @Obi-WanKannabis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's not what the cool wall represents.

    • @MangosArtClub
      @MangosArtClub 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My point is not that it's cool because it's now even more expensive than it was new. I'm saying if it was uncool in the car community, I don't think it would appreciate in value like it has. There's a difference.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most expensive M3 is the E30 especially the Evo 2

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that some losers want to buy an old BMW means it's seriously uncool.

    • @w4397
      @w4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sup ra the problem is Jeremy own one of those, one of the M3 csl

  • @052ric4
    @052ric4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vw passat 78th for reliability.... see more of them knocking about now than i did back then😂 i dont think they know how to stop those PD engines

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My parents have owned a 2004 Volkswagen Jetta wagon, a 1986 Volkswagen Golf, and two Volkswagen Passat wagons. They are all very reliable, but not really.

  • @ghaisali5003
    @ghaisali5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:12 thats his chimney

  • @RGARDL
    @RGARDL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    04:41 get a mk1 or a mk2 golf ;)

  • @NovaCaine2489
    @NovaCaine2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That dude that Jeremy touched bragged about that for fucking months I can tell you that much

  • @terrier_productions
    @terrier_productions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well done on 5K

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    911 gt3 is one of my faveourite cars! Not the way it looks, id admit its not the best but drives like no other

    • @vannisettineri555
      @vannisettineri555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they have a point about having to explain the arro and the scaffolding like the csl

  • @cheynedarcysfishing6914
    @cheynedarcysfishing6914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Each!!!! Look at the price of Bugatti tyres

  • @SethiozProject
    @SethiozProject ปีที่แล้ว

    i dunno how they can make fun of mercedes not being reliable ... but then again, what would they know? not like they drive old cheap cars and being on budget, they get paid more than average person, so they drive new cars.
    i've had to struggle with older used cars my entire life and i can say that mercedes is one of the most reliable .. unless they're whining about wipers or light switches breaking, i'm talking reliable as it wont leave you on side of the road.
    i'd put ford, bmw and mercedes in top 5 for sure, but mostly older ones, like 80s and 90s models, maybe early 2000s aswell. ones that didn't fully rely on electrics.

  • @jazz7791
    @jazz7791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's a rover.

  • @josephSE18
    @josephSE18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol the unique way the BBC is funded

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

    • @josephSE18
      @josephSE18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K_ingh16 You have to pay the BBC a yearly licence to watch any tv- including other channels- in the UK, and if you dont pay it, they send bailiffs to your house and bully you.

  • @countryboy689
    @countryboy689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s a rover, it’s probably been rolled over

  • @m1co294
    @m1co294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a 1998 Toyota Kijang/Revo SUV
    Its still kicking, but if i walk up to Jeremy Clarkson and tell him that, he'll put it on the uncool section cause it wants to straight up burn us

  • @BeamBinge
    @BeamBinge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:47 those are jets

  • @ragnaroki9427
    @ragnaroki9427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its fun that nobody does same vids about new top gear xdd

  • @limeddasch382
    @limeddasch382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No the reason why the 911 is uncool is every owner is a businessman.

    • @reallyryan_
      @reallyryan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or a guy in his mid 40s having a midlife crisis

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What was the car at 6:02 with the huge fuel tank?

  • @bomberex7809
    @bomberex7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Back when the M3 was uncool

  • @thatslowskoda4984
    @thatslowskoda4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy with the beard and the subie should of said no 4 inches doesn’t impress them when he asked if he gets girls 😂😂

  • @weever98
    @weever98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gearshift aggression stategy

  • @BigDaddy12212
    @BigDaddy12212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Pause at 6:43 lol

  • @harrynelson9203
    @harrynelson9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look at that for a face 😲

  • @drphil9756
    @drphil9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the first clip why does jeremys jacket look like it was stolen from keanu reeves matrix wardrobe

  • @Fritz___
    @Fritz___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What episode has the Subaru Outback in the studio?

  • @bjarnirein3787
    @bjarnirein3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a rover

  • @nathanbennett9660
    @nathanbennett9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All 9-11s are uncool can't argue with that

  • @lladerat
    @lladerat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We used to make jokes about VW Passat, in russian and ukrainian 'passat' is a slang term for 'to take a piss'. You can imagine how many times we have been giggling at it... The best car to drive you to a public toilet.
    So it's the day of my driving test , im all nervous and gettting ready and all of a sudden i see a fucking VW Passat driving out from a corner of a building with a policeman and instructor in it...

  • @marcussusnjara2050
    @marcussusnjara2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:07 🤣

  • @harry_1439
    @harry_1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    FART CAN'S

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:13 is that a cat statue in the lower right of the screen?,

  • @negativeindustrial
    @negativeindustrial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The blond lesbian couple absolutely find out.

  • @aviationandcars1039
    @aviationandcars1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes

  • @RzeTon
    @RzeTon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:40 Why can't i find a girlfriend like her, I genuinely think i fell in love with her.

  • @leonandre8858
    @leonandre8858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can you say a m3 csl is uncool?

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you have to explain why you have a Carbon roof

  • @Osama_Amer
    @Osama_Amer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    m3 csl uncool, wot?

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its too beemerish

    • @ANDREWSAMY562
      @ANDREWSAMY562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Osama Amer cos beemers are kinda gay.

    • @w4397
      @w4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same A. Of course it's uncool, Jeremy own one of those. If he got the car, it's seriously uncool. What do you expect 😂

  • @colver88fazer62
    @colver88fazer62 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:00

  • @puttemacguff7666
    @puttemacguff7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this from the late 90's That PC looks so old

    • @GB-yq2yg
      @GB-yq2yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Putte MacGuff i think it’s 2004-2005