Content Court: JayStation
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Ian is really good at making arguments from nonsense. Weird skill.
Brooke Larsen just like a real defense attorney
Its insane how he unironically makes kind of a good case for jay.
it seriously is insane tho he’s so talented at it
So is ian actually speaking? I’m confused about AI ian hahaha
Alice Moyle Yeah its just Ian speaking thru a robot filter. Unfortunately, the robot is not actually alive.
1. Ethan's back to his best.
2. Hila is clearly enjoying being the videos and is landing when she chips in
3. A.I. Ian is great, and Ian is easily at his funniest
4. AB is settling in and becoming part of the team
5. Nothing standout but we preciate you, Dan. We know you keep the lights on
H3 Renaissance 2020 (aka what will be called the glory days by kids in 2024)
When Dan laughs his ass off it makes everything better.
Agree with all of those points. Hope this wave of goodness keeps going for a looong time.
We also appreciate Zach
I hope they pay Ian for his part seems like Ethan still just pays him his base pay.
Zach is a golden boy, keepin the soundboard on track.
AI Ian: "I'm just tryin to defend my wallet ... My guuuuy" lmfao
woah how do you have that h3 thing by ur name
@@punchy207 Just become a member! It's like five bucks a month, get extra videos, videos earlier than normal, emotes, and the cool.badge lol
@@Fooblee ohhhh
AI Ian is so hilarious
I love how A.B is really feeling the prosecutor role
Nice wife, very good job 👍🏾
He plays it so well
I believe his parents are both lawyers, so it's kinda in his blood lol!
I love this new bit. this is really bringing back some of the old school h3h3 funny right here
Fax bro
Yeah exactly. Been a fan for years and seeing this stuff is somehow nostalgic while being entirely new. (I understand that statement is oxymoronic, but that’s what I meant by somehow)
I agree!
yes yes yes
Absolutely!!!!
Please do nikokado avocado next
That would be HILArious
I’ve been asking for this too!
@@iamgolden911 would be so gooood
I see what you did there with the last word 😎
THISSSSSSS PLEASE
YES!
He traumatized my little sister. I'm not kidding- we tend to pick her up from my dad's house and that'd usually be at night - she'd cry and yell,``Kermit is in the forest.`` while we were waiting for the car to heat up. We took her tablet away and fortunately it got better, all kermit things had to be removed from the houses though lmao.
Kermit?
@@danielstittums967 I know. It sounds stupid. She is eight however, and is easily scared of the dumbest stuff.
Lmaooo I'm so sorry that's sad
Did you have an excess amount of kermit things??
Bless her heart, that's really horrible. Is she feeling better now?
That first comment broke my heart for that kid. “I’m sad because you said brown people are evil and I’m brown” probably some young follower of his who is genuinely saddened by that video and sociopath Jay doesn’t give a shit, only cares about the views. Very very sad.
As someone from south asia, people already idiolise fair skin and white people so much can’t believe such actions r propagated by such trash creators too :(
Dark SEA girls are beautiful af tho
Ethan after mispronouncing Tentacion for the 30th time “did I say it right that time”
Dan, exasperatedly entertained off mic: “NO”
"Gimme a break, I'm a boomer with a gavel" - legend quote
Just call him X
First H3 After Dark, then Frenemies, and now Content Court™ as a recurring series? Ya’ll have been killing it lately.
This feels like a new golden era of H3 and I’m loving every minute of it
me too!! one more ting to lighten up 2020! (:
feels half baked tbh. would rather content cop comes back.
Agreed 💕 I love these new episodes
YES
All he's become is essentially a TH-cam narc, desperately trying to get his braindead audience and even TH-cam to take down channels that aren't to his standard while clawing at relevancy. Wasn't jaystation a thing of the past? He seems to have lost amy original ideas other than the 'wiping technique' bit he cycles through every once in a while as well that played out fuckin soundboard. I feel like most of his audience are here because of the memories of him before and are ride or die despite his content being hacky trash.
dan laughing in the background is my new favorite staple of this podcast
Hila: "um did we have stupidity on the charges?"
Ethan: "Criminal stupidity? No that's not here."
Hila: "hm I ask to add that."
can we discuss how good Hila’s new haircut looks - she is gorgeous
she looks amazing!!!
SIMP
She is fire🔥
Weirdchamp
so true!!!
I’m literally in Law School and concerned Ian may end up a better lawyer than me 😂
xDD damn
Drop out, hurry
@@lunarballoonistxo 😂😂😂
Same.
That's not ian
New fan 😁 came for frenemies, stayed for all of it.
Same here
Sameeeee
Start wikifeet
Same!
WELCOME MY GUUUY
him dropping that hamster was pretty fucking upsetting.
the most dad response ever
Hila "It's Tenta-SION"
Ethan: "Sure."
Chad Roemer Tenta-CION*** 🙄
"What can I do? I'm a boomer with a gavel. " 🤣
this even happens in spain xddd they think cause he's american its x temptation
bruh i still can't get over AB,,, this isnt fair, i call for a content court hearing for AB looking so fine
He looks sharp
Edit: sharp as in how stylish he is
RIGHT OWO
Listen, H3 is a podcast for the girls. We Stan.
bruh
Ian "A like can be powerful in many different ways"
Ethan "Can you list some of those ways"
Ian "No"
*Ethan and Hila nod simultaneously*
ian is really dealing with, what a lot of defense attorneys deal with. knowing who they are defending are guilty and awful human beings, but at the end of the day, need that win.
This is true
no idea how good people can be lawyers. it doesn't click in my mind that you can be a good person but defend horrible people and try to get them out of jail/imprisonment for money when you KNOW they're guilty.
When Ethan leaves Hila alone with the camera its like on Wayne's World when Wayne leaves Garth alone with the camera and hes like "um...hi🧍♂️"
^^^ I’m 💀
Right. Exactly.
Underrated comment police!! Hands up!!
@@shuruff904 🤗❤❤
@@znyznyzny no! Ill have to look it up 👀
“I’m offended. This court is offended.”
LOVE this new bit
ORDER IN THE COURT
No ai Ian you CANT HATE ON MY WHOLE RACE
What bit?
Sonic.exe doesn’t redeem him in anyway. He freaking paints a hamster, chucks them around and they’re screaming like lunatics around the hamster that gets left on the floor.
Not to mention, that poor hamster was touched by Jay Station, nobody wants that curse.
That hamster deserved better
Not to mention that they probably bought the hamster just for this video... Like what did they do with it after?
@@rubydarling7564 probably like released it in their backyard so it would die from exposure
@@rubydarling7564 I was thinking the same thing. So fucked. And for a 15 minute video that’s so unbelievably stupid that animal that could’ve gone to a real home just got tortured.
Please does anyone know whether that hamster was given the proper care afterwards?
@@Eilhea I highly highly doubt it.... some losers don’t think twice about other living things it’s disgusting
"A like can be very, very powerful in many ways"
"Would you like to list those ways?"
"No."
AI Fucking Ian kills me
AB looks fine as hell in his suit.
I didnt watch the h3 podcast for a while but the whole court concept reeled me back in
So i dont even know who AB is, so i was confused to see a fine man in a suit 😂
id let him prosecute me 👉👈
What a hunk right?
His channel is called starkilla
Even after my gay potion wore off I was thinking the same thing.
Hila’s haircut deserves a chef kiss, she’s looking very swag
I love hila but to be honest it looks like she said give me the Karen or the vic beckham
That's a wig 😂
This was bait. Let it go LMAO 😂😂😂😅🤣🤣 y'all big mad
@@af9487 That is NOT a wig
@@robertosobreiro6212 it's okay. I'm not here to argue. Take a deep breath and papa bless
@@robertosobreiro6212 and check her social media
“If that rabbits alive, it’s a better actor than Jay is”
AB is so funny and i love how he says everything deadpan
This is unironically the best court drama I've ever seen lol
Then you havent seen the trial of Tim Heidecker
same
Since judge Ethan never dismissed the court, the case is still going on.
Lmfao
15:02 I thought he missed the toilet and took a shit on the floor for a second there.
I immediately thought it was shit too 😭
Ian must be so happy that H3 is allowing him to pursue his tech humor after his amazing powerpoint on the Jay-Z vocal simulation. It looks like he's been researching all kinds of new video/audio tech to do funny stuff live.
When you're so bad even AI Ian can't come up with any excuses for you.
"You don't have to check in with me right now" LMFAOOO
AI Ian never does though. He sucks
@@milkyoni don't you diss botboy
Can't focus when Hila looks this great with her new haircut!
Was looking for this comment
Hahaha me too
That AND the outfit lol
Shiiiiit i need an hila in my life
Was just gonna say this 🥰
These Content Court episodes have been some of the best episodes of any podcast I've ever seen hands down
I’m just disappointed they never called him by his full name. Jason Stationary
The worst part is the dead rabbit and the abused hamster. In an airtight container, screamed at, dyed blue, thrown on the floor...awful.
It hurts me so deeply when i see that happen :(
This is the kind of content that 9 year olds consider edgy... so this is the kind of content TH-cam is ok with because it wants everything to be "kid friendly".
Suzan Wokisky - "It's not an|mal abuse if 6 million kids find it entertaining."
Yo Yeah, it’s backwards. Especially considering the stance YT takes sometimes (with Brooke and her dog), but not others. I would be very surprised if that hamster lived though the day. They probably killed it in their antics or just chucked it outside. I’m hoping to god they just randomly found the dead bunny, but that’s the best (and most unlikely) case scenario.
Luke Miller It’s all bad. The “HEY GUYS!” is also an atrocity.
Absolutely a psychopath. But what about the viewers?
Everyone says hila looks so good but what about AB.
Laughed SO HARD at "You are gay" soundclip.
I saw a 10-year-old boy watching Jaystation on a tablet while his mom ignored him to chat with her friend. What a picture that was.
What a great future that kid has…… NOT🤦🏻♀️
You shouldve yoinked the tablet and dipped
I just love and appreciate AB’s presence on this show.
I love his smile he cuuuuuuuute
On the Frenemies podcast Ethan said him & Hila only “bake cookies” once a week, and I’d like to think it’s the day they film this series in full costume
or maybe this makes them double dip
I would take everything he says to Trisha with a grain of salt. You can tell he doesn't totally trust her.
In minecraft
Court and Grind
@@streetpeter3210 I agree with this. Even at the very first Frenemies podcast, she just started threatening him when he proved she was lying/remembered incorrectly, lmao. You can't trust her, I'd just say some random shlt as well because she'll just believe it anyway lol. She's also friends with literally the worst people on the internet too. I'm surprised this podcast is even a thing. It's entertaining, but ugh trusting Trisha is such a huge risk.
i am comeback to this video so often that i can make an essey about it
Alright I think this is the perfect blend between classic h3 and the podcast format.
I cant stress how much I love it
Ethan fidgeting with his hair flaps is honestly adorable. Little basset hound ears.
LOL "hair flaps"
Jofee lmfao
Jofee She was in a non-combat role. She didn’t kill anyone.
Haha, very accurate. I'm an aunt to chubby basset hound, ears ablaze.
Jofee what kind of bullshit is that. It’s all garbage. Palestinian schools brainwash their kids to hate Jews, and terrorist organizations bomb Palestinian schools and hospitals as use the usual scapegoat..us, the Jews, Israel.. in Israel no one is taught to hate, and its not like Hila had a choice to join the IDF. It’s mandatory for all Israeli Jews.. not mandatory for Christians/Muslims... and she was in a non combat role in the military. Just the mandatory training which is needed because Israel is always constantly being attacked, delegitimized and endangered from all sides.
“What can I do? I’m just a boomer with a gavel” - The honorable Judge Ethan Klein
😆😆
@@user-wj8ru7ej2r thats what i was gonna say. Boomers are like 50-70 bro
“Did he get enough prayers to open the cursed box?”
wow, off to a wild start already with this one.
The way he mistreated that poor hamster made me so angry. It's disappointing they weren't more upset about that.
He's even worse to his cat. (Who disappeared.) He probably killed the rabbit, too.
i have two hammies myself seein that broke my heart. they are small precious little balls of fuzz. so sad 🥹
@@lilmat8510 literally he could’ve killed them. They’re so fragile and easily could’ve died just from the stress of being handled and dropped like that, not even just from physical harm.
AI Ian was just an excuse for Ian to finally talk hella shit. I love it more then anything. Ian deserves it.
Ian is so comfortable talking on the podcast again and I'm so happy! He gets to chat shit back to Ethan without it being awkward, it's the perfect gag for this podcast
Lmaoo true
No one's going to say it? AB is hot.
Jessica Taylor h3, for the girls
what about ethan and ai ian
Omg yes. The suit and watch make him look fly AF. "God I love her" - Vin diesel
@@jt-uy3vs ugh yes please
Julia Tighe SEASON 3 😂 what will the crazy twist be this time?!
NOT THE "chinese santa for asian people"
Theodore is only one year old and he wouldn't buy Jaystation's acting.
why is no one talking about Hila's haircut?? It looks so cute on her!! :)
It’s a wig after the mullet episode
Of course you’re the first to bring it up... Judging by your avatar your face is made of hair
I legitimately beleive hila could be a model
Kevin Dube waht
@@kevindube7096 baldy detected
AI Ian and Trisha are plotting a doomsday event against Ethan.
The day of Fupanning is coming!
Couldnt have said it better
"Hey guys. Im gonna drive north later today. May not be back for a while..."
we, the gays, thank you ethan for the support 🙏🏼
I miss this content so bad 🥺
Sentencing: Keemstar ouija boarding Jaystation when he dies.
Omg hahaha 😂
Lord help us!
Spoons for giants Keim star is not as bad as J station
They're both very similar, for sure.
Simon Johnston NOO Keim star is not as bad as J station shut up I will come to your house
Judge Ethan didn't even bother to go through Jay faking his ex-girlfriend's death. Ethan was so done with this guy. 😂
because h3h3 talked about it before
he didn't bother mentioning when he met an underage fan and spent the night in a hotel with her and being quite touchy with her as well
Damn AB is fine as hell when he was scribbling something I was like 🥺
AI Ian is the funniest addition to H3 in years. Long may it continue.
Spray painting a hamster is messed up. The way they treated that animal upset me.
same. made me sick to my stomach. those guys are losers
@@ummslay aa--
Well yea...they're bad people
well i think they are disgusting human beings but in that regard i think that you cna see it is chalk and, it's pretty much harmless, not actual spray paint
@Sabrina O'Neil yeah that's what i meant by saying that they are disgusting.. but you know at least they were not spraying the little guy toxic shit :\
I can’t wait to see that bot try to get out of this one
PETA comin for his ass lol
How the hell is the comment 23 hours old
@@justkaleb4872 they post the premier way before the video gets launched!
Mr. Nut 👌🏻
JustKaleb4 👁👄👁 hacker ? new intern ? Spy ? holy spirit ? some random guy that just saw the premiere post ? I’m one of those but I won’t say which 😉
I’ve watched all of these at least 10 times each and they never ever get old. So glad Content Court is back.
“What the frick?!”
-Jaystation
17:17
"if you didn't want to eff your homie, then why would you even order gay potion?" great point
This series is straight fire. Bet it’s even better at 3 am
This is my favorite AB bit. Lmao did he intact crush it in the freestyle. "No your honor". I'm dead lol
Lol Ian didn’t even have anything to say about the black Santa bit lol priceless
"I'm just trying to defend my wallet MY GUY"
A.I. Ian is hilarious. 😂😂😂
I can see how Ian just takes advantage of AI Ian to roast Ethan for real 😂😂😂😂
That Ian needs to add more jokes.
My jaw just remained open the entire time the “gay potion” video played like how does someone come up with such weird concepts man... do kids even find this enjoyable? My god
Steven Seagal point taken 😂
I have no clue and the fact they're very much adults is so disturbing. its definitely some weird "straight guy" fantasy since it involves the elements of "gay" guys liking and looking at a straight guy. Which is what almost all straight guy homophobes say they don't want or like about gay people (i.e "as long as they don't hit on me I don't have a problem with gays" "as long as they don't flaunt their gayness I don't care" and "as long as they don't touch me I don't care"... it gives me extremely homophobic and closeted vibes lol.
maybe they really are gay and are indirectly coming out through those videos
but thats just a theory
a GAY theory
I love that Hila used the term "foisted". I see she watches curb your enthusiasm lol
Do people with this kind of personality ever wear them selves out like i would be exhausted from being around some one like jay for more then 5 min
why do you think his gf left him and he tried to fuck his homie
When you're on meth you barely even notice
He doesn't have the self awareness to tire himself out.
Apparently the brain of a normal person uses ~20% of their energy. So people like Jay effectively have 20% more energy than everyone else :')
I like to believe that people like him aren’t nearly as irritating when the cameras are off. He’s definitely a little bit stupid though, even if he isn’t as annoying as his YT persona
AB in a suit is a little too distracting. I didn’t come here to feel thirsty
He's giving me some Aaron, from Mean Girl, vibes
I wasn’t expecting it
I feel that it’s offensive to my sensibilities tbh
And that haircut tho
TRULY
I will never get tired of Dan’s laugh
Lmao when Ethan got up and walked away after the black Santa call I'm like ugly crying laughing
Please please for the love of God..look into The Chris and Hollie Show. These two YT'ers are flying low under the radar by most people but have a lot subs for what their channel is about. These two are a piece of work. Last year they tried to take over an empty house claiming it was abandoned and it wasn't. They are dumpster divers who take advantage of their subs. Asking for money to help pay their bills. You won't be disappointed.
they are homeless? u ever been homeless? its no joke why u shitting on them for making the best of a bad situation
@@muffincakes8118 where did I say they were homeless? They tried to steal someone's property claiming it was abandoned. The cops had to come and kick them out.
@@muffincakes8118 maybe you think becuz they dumpster dive they are homeless? No..they find free shit and resell it. Not that that's a bad thing. Lots of good reputable dumpster divers out there. They're not homeless. There was a time they were kicked out of their trailer but one of their subs offered them a beautiful house on and island an they destroyed the house.
Can we get content cop as a witness? 👮♂️ 👮♀️
51:23 2 years later and still this video is still legendary, I never saw Ethan stand up with the words „I’ve seen it all“ and AI Ian refuses to defend Jaystation is just remarkable
*chefs kiss*
Jay and Trisha got the same rabbit guy
Poor A.I. Ian is not getting paid enough to represent these people
Black Santa: Hitting every controversial racial stereotype in the length of 1 vine
In the first clip I counted Jay station say “guys” 21 times
Sad thing is, I spent a year at a high school in a very intolerant area and there were multiple people that I feel are the exact types of people that would watch that shit and love it. Some wild people in this world
Hila- Did we have human stupidity in the charges? Id like to add that.
Nobody acknowledged Hila's "Making me feel some type of way" call back 😭
Olivier Hudon that callback made me feel some type of way
This is my favorite content court. Whenever I need a laugh I know I can turn this on and instantly feel better 💘💘💘
Y’all can laugh at me, but when they said to all rise, I did without question lol
Gotta say to the whole team; I’m really enjoying all the new content coming out. Thanks so much for all the hustle, and for brightening my day with all this great new stuff.
Always cool to hear you guys doing your thing.
Mad respect to JayStation. Anyone can be respectful and chill but it's got to be very difficult to continually find ways of being disrespectful and it has to be exhausting to be so obnoxiously annoying all the time. Practice makes perfect and he appears to have been practicing religiously to become the perfect specimen of a douchebag that we see here today
persistence is his only good quality
@@punchy207 and consistanty
Dude I was about to be so happy but when I read the whole thing you made me mad
@@moqret9262 Why? Are you a JayStation fan or something?
@@liveactionlink8736 Yes and you’re just saying trash about them for no reason what’s the point of that
Ethan I choked on a gummy bear at 9:51 when you said “Xxxtenacion” and Hila corrected you. Your “sure” killed me. Love you guys and content court.
the best part of being a judge is that Ethan can be as boomer as he wants and it fits the character perfectly ♥♥♥
I think thumbnail doesn't work without Hila
you "think"? uh, it's a known FACT based on clinical trials and was officially put into LAW after several court proceedings.
Hopefully she is here for the episode 🤞🏻
Tell me why Hila looks so hot in that cop outfit
HILA KLEINERS WHUDDUPPPP
New hair takes it to the next level
She does. 😏
100/10
Bring. This. Back.
Yes we need to get their attention that the h3 fans miss this. A closer look was lame and only lasted one episode
I love Hila's masculine vibe that she gives off when she cosplays as Bailiff
You guys forgot to mention how often this guy says “You Guys.”
Your name is great!
I like how AB is getting highlighted in these he is a great addition to the show :) hope he sticks around
Santa is magic. He appears as whatever color you want.
I’m still gonna need some ‘City of Fupa’ March.