Content Court: JayStation

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  • @thegeniei
    @thegeniei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    1. Ethan's back to his best.
    2. Hila is clearly enjoying being the videos and is landing when she chips in
    3. A.I. Ian is great, and Ian is easily at his funniest
    4. AB is settling in and becoming part of the team
    5. Nothing standout but we preciate you, Dan. We know you keep the lights on
    H3 Renaissance 2020 (aka what will be called the glory days by kids in 2024)

    • @kingsfan4life2
      @kingsfan4life2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      When Dan laughs his ass off it makes everything better.

    • @aaltoiz
      @aaltoiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Agree with all of those points. Hope this wave of goodness keeps going for a looong time.

    • @katerina8643
      @katerina8643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      We also appreciate Zach

    • @Saul1913
      @Saul1913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hope they pay Ian for his part seems like Ethan still just pays him his base pay.

    • @adamjop7424
      @adamjop7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Zach is a golden boy, keepin the soundboard on track.

  • @brookelarsen7892
    @brookelarsen7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4688

    Ian is really good at making arguments from nonsense. Weird skill.

    • @brogan801
      @brogan801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Brooke Larsen just like a real defense attorney

    • @adamjop7424
      @adamjop7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Its insane how he unironically makes kind of a good case for jay.

    • @snowflake2653
      @snowflake2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      it seriously is insane tho he’s so talented at it

    • @alicemoyle
      @alicemoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      So is ian actually speaking? I’m confused about AI ian hahaha

    • @brogan801
      @brogan801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Alice Moyle Yeah its just Ian speaking thru a robot filter. Unfortunately, the robot is not actually alive.

  • @saracampbell4323
    @saracampbell4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    That first comment broke my heart for that kid. “I’m sad because you said brown people are evil and I’m brown” probably some young follower of his who is genuinely saddened by that video and sociopath Jay doesn’t give a shit, only cares about the views. Very very sad.

    • @aarush1s0od
      @aarush1s0od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As someone from south asia, people already idiolise fair skin and white people so much can’t believe such actions r propagated by such trash creators too :(

    • @wotan_nightshade
      @wotan_nightshade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark SEA girls are beautiful af tho

  • @justrosie7132
    @justrosie7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Ethan after mispronouncing Tentacion for the 30th time “did I say it right that time”
    Dan, exasperatedly entertained off mic: “NO”

    • @superbabeuk
      @superbabeuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Gimme a break, I'm a boomer with a gavel" - legend quote

    • @jessicamessicaYT
      @jessicamessicaYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just call him X

  • @HauntedHarmonics
    @HauntedHarmonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    First H3 After Dark, then Frenemies, and now Content Court™ as a recurring series? Ya’ll have been killing it lately.
    This feels like a new golden era of H3 and I’m loving every minute of it

    • @gabrielmaisonet7485
      @gabrielmaisonet7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      me too!! one more ting to lighten up 2020! (:

    • @todd7021
      @todd7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      feels half baked tbh. would rather content cop comes back.

    • @Lombreee
      @Lombreee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed 💕 I love these new episodes

    • @sander8831
      @sander8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @TheBlaze4000
      @TheBlaze4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All he's become is essentially a TH-cam narc, desperately trying to get his braindead audience and even TH-cam to take down channels that aren't to his standard while clawing at relevancy. Wasn't jaystation a thing of the past? He seems to have lost amy original ideas other than the 'wiping technique' bit he cycles through every once in a while as well that played out fuckin soundboard. I feel like most of his audience are here because of the memories of him before and are ride or die despite his content being hacky trash.

  • @brooklieburn
    @brooklieburn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Hila: "um did we have stupidity on the charges?"
    Ethan: "Criminal stupidity? No that's not here."
    Hila: "hm I ask to add that."

  • @FutureLaugh
    @FutureLaugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3579

    I love this new bit. this is really bringing back some of the old school h3h3 funny right here

    • @Bluepaddle-bk8nv
      @Bluepaddle-bk8nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fax bro

    • @H3_remix
      @H3_remix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Yeah exactly. Been a fan for years and seeing this stuff is somehow nostalgic while being entirely new. (I understand that statement is oxymoronic, but that’s what I meant by somehow)

    • @CombatKoke
      @CombatKoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree!

    • @lowhorizons
      @lowhorizons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes yes yes

    • @allygaffney962
      @allygaffney962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely!!!!

  • @Vegetarius
    @Vegetarius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Everyone says hila looks so good but what about AB.

  • @celeste6006
    @celeste6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    He traumatized my little sister. I'm not kidding- we tend to pick her up from my dad's house and that'd usually be at night - she'd cry and yell,``Kermit is in the forest.`` while we were waiting for the car to heat up. We took her tablet away and fortunately it got better, all kermit things had to be removed from the houses though lmao.

    • @danielstittums967
      @danielstittums967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kermit?

    • @celeste6006
      @celeste6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@danielstittums967 I know. It sounds stupid. She is eight however, and is easily scared of the dumbest stuff.

    • @ErinJeanette
      @ErinJeanette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmaooo I'm so sorry that's sad

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you have an excess amount of kermit things??

    • @I05-e4s
      @I05-e4s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bless her heart, that's really horrible. Is she feeling better now?

  • @smellynoely6591
    @smellynoely6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    Hila’s haircut deserves a chef kiss, she’s looking very swag

    • @Scruffy-Janitor
      @Scruffy-Janitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love hila but to be honest it looks like she said give me the Karen or the vic beckham

    • @af9487
      @af9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's a wig 😂
      This was bait. Let it go LMAO 😂😂😂😅🤣🤣 y'all big mad

    • @robertosobreiro6212
      @robertosobreiro6212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@af9487 That is NOT a wig

    • @af9487
      @af9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@robertosobreiro6212 it's okay. I'm not here to argue. Take a deep breath and papa bless

    • @af9487
      @af9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@robertosobreiro6212 and check her social media

  • @treeanimation368
    @treeanimation368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    Please do nikokado avocado next
    That would be HILArious

    • @iamgolden911
      @iamgolden911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ve been asking for this too!

    • @treeanimation368
      @treeanimation368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iamgolden911 would be so gooood

    • @youlextube
      @youlextube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I see what you did there with the last word 😎

    • @thechangster7928
      @thechangster7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THISSSSSSS PLEASE

    • @rosethxr
      @rosethxr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!

  • @MissMary1605
    @MissMary1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    I love how A.B is really feeling the prosecutor role

    • @sucemaindex236
      @sucemaindex236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice wife, very good job 👍🏾

    • @jamesgreer9665
      @jamesgreer9665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He plays it so well

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe his parents are both lawyers, so it's kinda in his blood lol!

  • @tiegan7333
    @tiegan7333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    can we discuss how good Hila’s new haircut looks - she is gorgeous

  • @janelle2310
    @janelle2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    bruh i still can't get over AB,,, this isnt fair, i call for a content court hearing for AB looking so fine

  • @Fooblee
    @Fooblee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    AI Ian: "I'm just tryin to defend my wallet ... My guuuuy" lmfao

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      woah how do you have that h3 thing by ur name

    • @Fooblee
      @Fooblee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@punchy207 Just become a member! It's like five bucks a month, get extra videos, videos earlier than normal, emotes, and the cool.badge lol

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Fooblee ohhhh

    • @craigmurdock4740
      @craigmurdock4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AI Ian is so hilarious

  • @BubbleBerry120
    @BubbleBerry120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    When Ethan leaves Hila alone with the camera its like on Wayne's World when Wayne leaves Garth alone with the camera and hes like "um...hi🧍‍♂️"

  • @4xmodder817
    @4xmodder817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Since judge Ethan never dismissed the court, the case is still going on.

  • @Yurtworx
    @Yurtworx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Ian "A like can be powerful in many different ways"
    Ethan "Can you list some of those ways"
    Ian "No"
    *Ethan and Hila nod simultaneously*

  • @roemer024
    @roemer024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    the most dad response ever
    Hila "It's Tenta-SION"
    Ethan: "Sure."

    • @LUDAQUENDERO64
      @LUDAQUENDERO64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chad Roemer Tenta-CION*** 🙄

    • @shaynebrideau1051
      @shaynebrideau1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "What can I do? I'm a boomer with a gavel. " 🤣

    • @trashstar420
      @trashstar420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this even happens in spain xddd they think cause he's american its x temptation

  • @elierosee
    @elierosee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    I’m literally in Law School and concerned Ian may end up a better lawyer than me 😂

  • @Obscuredinsight
    @Obscuredinsight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    dan laughing in the background is my new favorite staple of this podcast

  • @ЕркинКонстантин
    @ЕркинКонстантин 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    When you're so bad even AI Ian can't come up with any excuses for you.

    • @Shrekapoof45
      @Shrekapoof45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "You don't have to check in with me right now" LMFAOOO

    • @milkyoni
      @milkyoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AI Ian never does though. He sucks

    • @Shrekapoof45
      @Shrekapoof45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@milkyoni don't you diss botboy

  • @justagoof485
    @justagoof485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Can't focus when Hila looks this great with her new haircut!

  • @TheMuddyMilesTrain
    @TheMuddyMilesTrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    ian is really dealing with, what a lot of defense attorneys deal with. knowing who they are defending are guilty and awful human beings, but at the end of the day, need that win.

    • @ShaniOnSinai
      @ShaniOnSinai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is true

    • @bitchpuke
      @bitchpuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no idea how good people can be lawyers. it doesn't click in my mind that you can be a good person but defend horrible people and try to get them out of jail/imprisonment for money when you KNOW they're guilty.

  • @ilovemcr6666
    @ilovemcr6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    “I’m offended. This court is offended.”
    LOVE this new bit

    • @GootGoot
      @GootGoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ORDER IN THE COURT

    • @GootGoot
      @GootGoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No ai Ian you CANT HATE ON MY WHOLE RACE

    • @FalconStkr1
      @FalconStkr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What bit?

  • @kt-wz1tc
    @kt-wz1tc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    why is no one talking about Hila's haircut?? It looks so cute on her!! :)

    • @ryanegan6115
      @ryanegan6115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s a wig after the mullet episode

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course you’re the first to bring it up... Judging by your avatar your face is made of hair

    • @xXStarchyXx
      @xXStarchyXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I legitimately beleive hila could be a model

    • @krabhadie9986
      @krabhadie9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin Dube waht

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kevindube7096 baldy detected

  • @LauraDora124
    @LauraDora124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Sonic.exe doesn’t redeem him in anyway. He freaking paints a hamster, chucks them around and they’re screaming like lunatics around the hamster that gets left on the floor.
    Not to mention, that poor hamster was touched by Jay Station, nobody wants that curse.
    That hamster deserved better

    • @rubydarling7564
      @rubydarling7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Not to mention that they probably bought the hamster just for this video... Like what did they do with it after?

    • @shay1330
      @shay1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rubydarling7564 probably like released it in their backyard so it would die from exposure

    • @StuddedVlogs
      @StuddedVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rubydarling7564 I was thinking the same thing. So fucked. And for a 15 minute video that’s so unbelievably stupid that animal that could’ve gone to a real home just got tortured.

    • @Eilhea
      @Eilhea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please does anyone know whether that hamster was given the proper care afterwards?

    • @StuddedVlogs
      @StuddedVlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Eilhea I highly highly doubt it.... some losers don’t think twice about other living things it’s disgusting

  • @darwinray7394
    @darwinray7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    This is unironically the best court drama I've ever seen lol

  • @FirewallFox100
    @FirewallFox100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    No one's going to say it? AB is hot.

    • @tamarakarlas1
      @tamarakarlas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jessica Taylor h3, for the girls

    • @anakinshitposter2796
      @anakinshitposter2796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      what about ethan and ai ian

    • @Jellyboner
      @Jellyboner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Omg yes. The suit and watch make him look fly AF. "God I love her" - Vin diesel

    • @FirewallFox100
      @FirewallFox100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jt-uy3vs ugh yes please

    • @cleverhaunts
      @cleverhaunts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julia Tighe SEASON 3 😂 what will the crazy twist be this time?!

  • @lifeofmmm2444
    @lifeofmmm2444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    New fan 😁 came for frenemies, stayed for all of it.

  • @benhirsh3942
    @benhirsh3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    AB looks fine as hell in his suit.

    • @solsthrash2603
      @solsthrash2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I didnt watch the h3 podcast for a while but the whole court concept reeled me back in
      So i dont even know who AB is, so i was confused to see a fine man in a suit 😂

    • @lyss9
      @lyss9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      id let him prosecute me 👉👈

    • @ceciliacardoso4331
      @ceciliacardoso4331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a hunk right?

    • @missvoo7971
      @missvoo7971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His channel is called starkilla

    • @willh5345
      @willh5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Even after my gay potion wore off I was thinking the same thing.

  • @laken118
    @laken118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    On the Frenemies podcast Ethan said him & Hila only “bake cookies” once a week, and I’d like to think it’s the day they film this series in full costume

    • @kisnpisn4919
      @kisnpisn4919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      or maybe this makes them double dip

    • @streetpeter3210
      @streetpeter3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would take everything he says to Trisha with a grain of salt. You can tell he doesn't totally trust her.

    • @zephyrleapold6796
      @zephyrleapold6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In minecraft

    • @MrFatshit6
      @MrFatshit6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Court and Grind

    • @xXMizzFlyPinayXx
      @xXMizzFlyPinayXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@streetpeter3210 I agree with this. Even at the very first Frenemies podcast, she just started threatening him when he proved she was lying/remembered incorrectly, lmao. You can't trust her, I'd just say some random shlt as well because she'll just believe it anyway lol. She's also friends with literally the worst people on the internet too. I'm surprised this podcast is even a thing. It's entertaining, but ugh trusting Trisha is such a huge risk.

  • @neu_dae
    @neu_dae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    him dropping that hamster was pretty fucking upsetting.

  • @nurulizzati971
    @nurulizzati971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Judge Ethan didn't even bother to go through Jay faking his ex-girlfriend's death. Ethan was so done with this guy. 😂

    • @blahuhm6782
      @blahuhm6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because h3h3 talked about it before

    • @philmcruch
      @philmcruch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he didn't bother mentioning when he met an underage fan and spent the night in a hotel with her and being quite touchy with her as well

  • @tacobella99
    @tacobella99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I just love and appreciate AB’s presence on this show.

    • @katherines6322
      @katherines6322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love his smile he cuuuuuuuute

  • @craigmurdock4740
    @craigmurdock4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "A like can be very, very powerful in many ways"
    "Would you like to list those ways?"
    "No."
    AI Fucking Ian kills me

  • @AK._-
    @AK._- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    AI Ian was just an excuse for Ian to finally talk hella shit. I love it more then anything. Ian deserves it.

    • @maddieh7783
      @maddieh7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ian is so comfortable talking on the podcast again and I'm so happy! He gets to chat shit back to Ethan without it being awkward, it's the perfect gag for this podcast

    • @picassocal
      @picassocal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo true

  • @davec8473
    @davec8473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Spray painting a hamster is messed up. The way they treated that animal upset me.

    • @ummslay
      @ummslay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      same. made me sick to my stomach. those guys are losers

    • @PolicyPanda420
      @PolicyPanda420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ummslay aa--

    • @venomsnake9689
      @venomsnake9689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well yea...they're bad people

    • @steve_chi_legge
      @steve_chi_legge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well i think they are disgusting human beings but in that regard i think that you cna see it is chalk and, it's pretty much harmless, not actual spray paint

    • @steve_chi_legge
      @steve_chi_legge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sabrina O'Neil yeah that's what i meant by saying that they are disgusting.. but you know at least they were not spraying the little guy toxic shit :\

  • @midsummerdream2957
    @midsummerdream2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I saw a 10-year-old boy watching Jaystation on a tablet while his mom ignored him to chat with her friend. What a picture that was.

    • @Nanna_Broedsgaard
      @Nanna_Broedsgaard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a great future that kid has…… NOT🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @wayned535
      @wayned535 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You shouldve yoinked the tablet and dipped

  • @bmo1428
    @bmo1428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    AI Ian and Trisha are plotting a doomsday event against Ethan.

    • @W0lfenstrike
      @W0lfenstrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The day of Fupanning is coming!

    • @xXStarchyXx
      @xXStarchyXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Couldnt have said it better

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Hey guys. Im gonna drive north later today. May not be back for a while..."

  • @HauntedHarmonics
    @HauntedHarmonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    “What can I do? I’m just a boomer with a gavel” - The honorable Judge Ethan Klein

    • @Lombreee
      @Lombreee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😆

    • @mikemccomb2704
      @mikemccomb2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-wj8ru7ej2r thats what i was gonna say. Boomers are like 50-70 bro

  • @itsethanbradberry
    @itsethanbradberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    These Content Court episodes have been some of the best episodes of any podcast I've ever seen hands down

  • @veem.8543
    @veem.8543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    AB in a suit is a little too distracting. I didn’t come here to feel thirsty

    • @laurab3152
      @laurab3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He's giving me some Aaron, from Mean Girl, vibes

    • @Ariesgrigio
      @Ariesgrigio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wasn’t expecting it

    • @aBLA910
      @aBLA910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel that it’s offensive to my sensibilities tbh

    • @beatrizdelphino2683
      @beatrizdelphino2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And that haircut tho

    • @Camise100
      @Camise100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TRULY

  • @liveactionlink8736
    @liveactionlink8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Mad respect to JayStation. Anyone can be respectful and chill but it's got to be very difficult to continually find ways of being disrespectful and it has to be exhausting to be so obnoxiously annoying all the time. Practice makes perfect and he appears to have been practicing religiously to become the perfect specimen of a douchebag that we see here today

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      persistence is his only good quality

    • @moqret9262
      @moqret9262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I was about to be so happy but when I read the whole thing you made me mad

    • @liveactionlink8736
      @liveactionlink8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@moqret9262 Why? Are you a JayStation fan or something?

    • @moqret9262
      @moqret9262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liveactionlink8736 Yes and you’re just saying trash about them for no reason what’s the point of that

    • @moqret9262
      @moqret9262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liveactionlink8736 Like instead of explaining what he did wrong you’re just flat out insulting him with no apparent reason

  • @dankmheems290
    @dankmheems290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ian must be so happy that H3 is allowing him to pursue his tech humor after his amazing powerpoint on the Jay-Z vocal simulation. It looks like he's been researching all kinds of new video/audio tech to do funny stuff live.

  • @emmabeaudoin21
    @emmabeaudoin21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Do people with this kind of personality ever wear them selves out like i would be exhausted from being around some one like jay for more then 5 min

    • @ashen0001
      @ashen0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why do you think his gf left him and he tried to fuck his homie

    • @zephyrleapold6796
      @zephyrleapold6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When you're on meth you barely even notice

    • @angrybunnies9664
      @angrybunnies9664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He doesn't have the self awareness to tire himself out.

    • @CLBellamey
      @CLBellamey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently the brain of a normal person uses ~20% of their energy. So people like Jay effectively have 20% more energy than everyone else :')

    • @mossattacks9191
      @mossattacks9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like to believe that people like him aren’t nearly as irritating when the cameras are off. He’s definitely a little bit stupid though, even if he isn’t as annoying as his YT persona

  • @sandophall5152
    @sandophall5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Poor A.I. Ian is not getting paid enough to represent these people

  • @mcsweeneys8909
    @mcsweeneys8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    AB is so funny and i love how he says everything deadpan

  • @spoonsforgiants9389
    @spoonsforgiants9389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Sentencing: Keemstar ouija boarding Jaystation when he dies.

    • @sheila11227
      @sheila11227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg hahaha 😂

    • @angrybunnies9664
      @angrybunnies9664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord help us!

    • @sunkid1252
      @sunkid1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spoons for giants Keim star is not as bad as J station

    • @simonjohnston9488
      @simonjohnston9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're both very similar, for sure.

    • @sunkid1252
      @sunkid1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Johnston NOO Keim star is not as bad as J station shut up I will come to your house

  • @lauralot
    @lauralot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Please please for the love of God..look into The Chris and Hollie Show. These two YT'ers are flying low under the radar by most people but have a lot subs for what their channel is about. These two are a piece of work. Last year they tried to take over an empty house claiming it was abandoned and it wasn't. They are dumpster divers who take advantage of their subs. Asking for money to help pay their bills. You won't be disappointed.

    • @muffincakes8118
      @muffincakes8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they are homeless? u ever been homeless? its no joke why u shitting on them for making the best of a bad situation

    • @lauralot
      @lauralot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@muffincakes8118 where did I say they were homeless? They tried to steal someone's property claiming it was abandoned. The cops had to come and kick them out.

    • @lauralot
      @lauralot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@muffincakes8118 maybe you think becuz they dumpster dive they are homeless? No..they find free shit and resell it. Not that that's a bad thing. Lots of good reputable dumpster divers out there. They're not homeless. There was a time they were kicked out of their trailer but one of their subs offered them a beautiful house on and island an they destroyed the house.

  • @chasereichenbach
    @chasereichenbach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m just disappointed they never called him by his full name. Jason Stationary

  • @17xGreedyaf
    @17xGreedyaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I can’t wait to see that bot try to get out of this one

    • @shelloks420
      @shelloks420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PETA comin for his ass lol

    • @justkaleb4872
      @justkaleb4872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How the hell is the comment 23 hours old

    • @Mrnut69
      @Mrnut69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justkaleb4872 they post the premier way before the video gets launched!

    • @17xGreedyaf
      @17xGreedyaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Nut 👌🏻

    • @17xGreedyaf
      @17xGreedyaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JustKaleb4 👁👄👁 hacker ? new intern ? Spy ? holy spirit ? some random guy that just saw the premiere post ? I’m one of those but I won’t say which 😉

  • @tstdtp
    @tstdtp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I think thumbnail doesn't work without Hila

    • @blahuhm6782
      @blahuhm6782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you "think"? uh, it's a known FACT based on clinical trials and was officially put into LAW after several court proceedings.

    • @purge440
      @purge440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hopefully she is here for the episode 🤞🏻

  • @mj_waddles
    @mj_waddles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Damn AB is fine as hell when he was scribbling something I was like 🥺

  • @Mintsterr
    @Mintsterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Hila- Did we have human stupidity in the charges? Id like to add that.

  • @wellrestedguy1740
    @wellrestedguy1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Gotta say to the whole team; I’m really enjoying all the new content coming out. Thanks so much for all the hustle, and for brightening my day with all this great new stuff.
    Always cool to hear you guys doing your thing.

  • @kylewagoner
    @kylewagoner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Laughed SO HARD at "You are gay" soundclip.

  • @user-ry7jp6uk8q
    @user-ry7jp6uk8q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    People underestimate how intelligent Ian is. He was able to go from being an intern to a very loved member of the team :-) he is simply very charismatic and witty! Papa bless 🌝

  • @joshuabales2354
    @joshuabales2354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "if you didn't want to eff your homie, then why would you even order gay potion?" great point

  • @asimplewizard
    @asimplewizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Alright I think this is the perfect blend between classic h3 and the podcast format.
    I cant stress how much I love it

  • @TheBatman606
    @TheBatman606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This series is straight fire. Bet it’s even better at 3 am

  • @L33TZER
    @L33TZER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I wanna know why he says “guys” after every 5th word

    • @DA-mw4xw
      @DA-mw4xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you think he says "GUYS" to much watch N and A productions another cringe 3am youtuber who still dabs and plays with fidget spinners

    • @marilynsgirl01
      @marilynsgirl01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES. He’s such a fool. It’s like he thinks it’s making his child audience feel included.

    • @tucci06
      @tucci06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like he read TH-cam for Dummies, ordered a "How to Appeal to 12 Year Olds" starter kit and spent his life savings from Burger King on a camera.

    • @marilynsgirl01
      @marilynsgirl01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @•Dude take an opinion • Correct. That was directly targeted to my five year old and it was super apparent

  • @kyleneopperman6186
    @kyleneopperman6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “If that rabbits alive, it’s a better actor than Jay is”

  • @flex_luthor96
    @flex_luthor96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "I'm just trying to defend my wallet MY GUY"
    A.I. Ian is hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @AntVenom
    @AntVenom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    This video excites me, since JayStation has stolen content from me before too. ;)

    • @philsimpson9588
      @philsimpson9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you can stick your antvenom inside of me antvenom ;)

    • @philsimpson9588
      @philsimpson9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You excite me, since you've stolen content (my heart) from me before too. ;)

    • @philsimpson9588
      @philsimpson9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      P{lease let's get together I love your minecraft vids they turn me on

    • @chikinhed8827
      @chikinhed8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am very glad

    • @chikinhed8827
      @chikinhed8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fern fam plz stop

  • @InTheHillCountry
    @InTheHillCountry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    we, the gays, thank you ethan for the support 🙏🏼

  • @nickthai3897
    @nickthai3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    No one going to talk about that AB is a pretty cool addition.

    • @Starkilla
      @Starkilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Appreciate you

    • @Hogartth
      @Hogartth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Starkilla he’s one of the bois

  • @naisonmutandwa3874
    @naisonmutandwa3874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Tell me why Hila looks so hot in that cop outfit

  • @culturehub2628
    @culturehub2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    My jaw just remained open the entire time the “gay potion” video played like how does someone come up with such weird concepts man... do kids even find this enjoyable? My god

    • @culturehub2628
      @culturehub2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Seagal point taken 😂

    • @idk-ee7jn
      @idk-ee7jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have no clue and the fact they're very much adults is so disturbing. its definitely some weird "straight guy" fantasy since it involves the elements of "gay" guys liking and looking at a straight guy. Which is what almost all straight guy homophobes say they don't want or like about gay people (i.e "as long as they don't hit on me I don't have a problem with gays" "as long as they don't flaunt their gayness I don't care" and "as long as they don't touch me I don't care"... it gives me extremely homophobic and closeted vibes lol.

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      maybe they really are gay and are indirectly coming out through those videos
      but thats just a theory
      a GAY theory

  • @alystramorathi4339
    @alystramorathi4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Can we get content cop as a witness? 👮‍♂️ 👮‍♀️

  • @nayemorusa6244
    @nayemorusa6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I can see how Ian just takes advantage of AI Ian to roast Ethan for real 😂😂😂😂

  • @izafrackowiak1457
    @izafrackowiak1457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    NOT THE "chinese santa for asian people"

  • @justanothersadgirl7144
    @justanothersadgirl7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Hila: I don’t even think 10 year olds would like this
    My 10 year old daughter 2 seconds earlier: omg this is so cringe. 😂😂

    • @smexipenguin
      @smexipenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He’s really going for that 3-8 year old audience.

    • @zurties510
      @zurties510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smexipenguin imagine letting your 10 year old watch a guy who tried defending someone who posts CP

  • @whitegirlblackhusband
    @whitegirlblackhusband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Black Santa: Hitting every controversial racial stereotype in the length of 1 vine

  • @rhibread11
    @rhibread11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve watched all of these at least 10 times each and they never ever get old. So glad Content Court is back.

  • @linkshunter608
    @linkshunter608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I like how AB is getting highlighted in these he is a great addition to the show :) hope he sticks around

  • @Wallucks.
    @Wallucks. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Nobody acknowledged Hila's "Making me feel some type of way" call back 😭

  • @Devanimations
    @Devanimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The way he mistreated that poor hamster made me so angry. It's disappointing they weren't more upset about that.

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's even worse to his cat. (Who disappeared.) He probably killed the rabbit, too.

    • @lilmat8510
      @lilmat8510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i have two hammies myself seein that broke my heart. they are small precious little balls of fuzz. so sad 🥹

    • @Devanimations
      @Devanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilmat8510 literally he could’ve killed them. They’re so fragile and easily could’ve died just from the stress of being handled and dropped like that, not even just from physical harm.

  • @GarrisonLeRock
    @GarrisonLeRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You can tell Hila just loves making this content.

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    JayStation reinforces my suspicion that every 5 years the world becomes a parody of its previous version.

    • @Christian-ml8lg
      @Christian-ml8lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck me you might be right.

    • @melinamuleiro8001
      @melinamuleiro8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are so enlightened can you teach me your ways

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Did he get enough prayers to open the cursed box?”
    wow, off to a wild start already with this one.

  • @stupidfrog
    @stupidfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    AB's a nice little addition to the show.

  • @christianrojas3372
    @christianrojas3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I’m a straight male but AB making me feel a type of way in that TIGHT TIGHT blazer 😍😍😍

    • @tamarakarlas1
      @tamarakarlas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      AB gave me WAP

    • @chrislarcombemusic8445
      @chrislarcombemusic8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You drank the gay potion

    • @thetechsir4718
      @thetechsir4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You’re not straight then just saying

    • @Starkilla
      @Starkilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s not that tight...

    • @Lombreee
      @Lombreee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That blazer was 🔥🔥🔥♥️

  • @Bund___Germs_Bund
    @Bund___Germs_Bund 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Theodore is only one year old and he wouldn't buy Jaystation's acting.

  • @420Pikachu
    @420Pikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Man someone needs to give A.I. Ian a raise. He's killing it

  • @dakotahsleeper8021
    @dakotahsleeper8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You guys are correct in saying his audience are a bunch of 5 year olds. I caught the 5 year old I babysit watching one of his videos. 😬

    • @dakotahsleeper8021
      @dakotahsleeper8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellis Dee probably lol I don’t think a lot of parents care about what their kids watch as long as it keeps them busy

  • @braden3203
    @braden3203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    15:02 I thought he missed the toilet and took a shit on the floor for a second there.

    • @LemonLoafEucharist
      @LemonLoafEucharist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I immediately thought it was shit too 😭

  • @codedude12
    @codedude12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I feel like likes and dislikes should be disabled until the video comes out, otherwise how can people accurately rate the video?

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's the creator's choice to put it up early. Dislikes are just saying we don't like it. At least TH-cam should let us hide previews.

    • @hannahktbffh5366
      @hannahktbffh5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I liked it in preparation for me actually liking the video.

    • @meowcat7124
      @meowcat7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, before premiere l/d was 1.4/1 to 6/1, and now it's 30/1. Many people definitely just dislike inability to watch the video immediately, and I understand it.

    • @kayless9728
      @kayless9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It only has 99 dislikes rn. Not bad

    • @reubenkearns5417
      @reubenkearns5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A true philosopher

  • @jessi773
    @jessi773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Excuse me, AB in a suit has me thirsty.

    • @maddieh7783
      @maddieh7783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Between AB looking so fine and Hilas new hair this video is a bisexuals dream

    • @krabhadie9986
      @krabhadie9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maddie Horizons FR😭❤️

    • @anamf247
      @anamf247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maddie Horizons I’m a lesbian and this was still a bisexual dream. AB could 100% smash.

    • @Pauldoesclaymation
      @Pauldoesclaymation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      anna thats because he looks like a lesbian

    • @veronicasuxxx1502
      @veronicasuxxx1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Pauldoesclaymation who hurt you buddy

  • @Ryanandtherest12
    @Ryanandtherest12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    AI Ian is the funniest addition to H3 in years. Long may it continue.

  • @ourrandomvidz
    @ourrandomvidz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I think real Ian is camera shy or something so they made AI Ian. His personality is coming through his AI version and has been talking less “robotic” lately, which is cool that they are adapting to this.

    • @agapsmiku
      @agapsmiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cute idea

    • @45012____
      @45012____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His alter ego lol

  • @robertleblanc4099
    @robertleblanc4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    AI Ian comes out swinging and I’m dying in the first 5 minutes 😂😂😂 he’s my new favorite. I feel like it’s really given Ian a chance to shine and show his alternative comedy side off. AI Ian is like the anti-real Ian.

  • @slimeboyshane
    @slimeboyshane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i’m sure there are others here, but as a gay person i very much appreciate everything ethan says when it comes to the lgbtq+ community and i give him mad props honestly

  • @tarafunson
    @tarafunson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Can I represent Hila’s new haircut? Because that bob is killing it!!!!

  • @KS-vf3ru
    @KS-vf3ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Honestly really concerned about the wellbeing of the rabbit and the hamster ☹️

    • @kiraanastasiaandersen1145
      @kiraanastasiaandersen1145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine murdering a baby rabbit🤢

    • @kiraanastasiaandersen1145
      @kiraanastasiaandersen1145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theo Sk wouldnt be the worst thing he’s done hahah but yeah idk

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Th3oSK but where do you buy a dead rabbit? Or find? Usually you buy them alive.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Th3oSK I am haha, will update

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Th3oSK yep you can buy frozen, dead, feeder rabbits from size x small to x large starting at $13 a bag. A BAG

  • @cryptozoologia
    @cryptozoologia ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i am comeback to this video so often that i can make an essey about it

  • @piperokelley2428
    @piperokelley2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I keep seeing these and getting excited and then I realize it’s the premiere thing and I have to wait ☹️

    • @kicka55
      @kicka55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's how capitalism works baby, tease the stuff people can have right now if they just pay 5 bucks. I personally don't mind the wait but premieres suck. I wish you could turn them off in your feed somehow. I hope TH-cam does this so people stop using it to promote exclusive content. I predict it won't take long for them to make member only content and the freely available one will mostly consist of teasers. At least I don't think they will suddenly stop getting more exclusive.

    • @geometricheaddress9457
      @geometricheaddress9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I set that reminder and forget about it. Then I'm surprised like, oh yeah! Court is in session

    • @skizzytheerealest
      @skizzytheerealest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s like waiting for the oven to preheat before, you thro in that Tombstone pepperoni, only then, having to wait even longer for the Za to cook. Opening the oven every 5mns, checking to see if the cheese has finally fuxing uploa- ..I mean, melted.

    • @abdulazizluqman1428
      @abdulazizluqman1428 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd become a member if I wasnt broke

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just leave a dislike to let them know.

  • @romainburgy908
    @romainburgy908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    24:45 "This guy need to be tried in real court"
    What does honorable judge Klein mean ? This IS a real court of law.

  • @givinglzzz5482
    @givinglzzz5482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    51:23 2 years later and still this video is still legendary, I never saw Ethan stand up with the words „I’ve seen it all“ and AI Ian refuses to defend Jaystation is just remarkable
    *chefs kiss*

  • @victoriamcknight682
    @victoriamcknight682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Is this Hila’s real hair? Or a wig? It’s hard to tell with the hat.
    But if this is a new haircut, she looks so beautiful! Like always, but I love this style on her!
    Awesome podcast too. 👍

    • @ryanegan6115
      @ryanegan6115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a wig after the “mullet” episode

    • @KatieMarie-pw4xw
      @KatieMarie-pw4xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know if it’s a wig... I had the same question and so I looked on her Instagram. In her most recent outfit video, she uses a bandana to pull her hair back, and it the hairline doesn’t look like a wig at all. Soooo... unsure haha