Well pardon me your highness, you had a candle? We used to have to come down off roof of factory we lived on and lie in a skip full of hot metal turnings to keep warm, and if we laid in there too long our dad would shoot us in t' chest wi a blunderbuss.
@@redstep-child3096 He might be correct but back in the day, we couldn't afford to be correct. All we could be was wrong and when we was wrong our father would beat us to death with a rusty Austin A40 bumper he stole from the junkyard. Happened every day after working at the turd mill for 30 hours a day and tuppence a year. And the old man would steal our tuppence and spend it on whisky made from fermented dead dogs.
‘We used to get up in morning, at half past ten at night, half an hour before we’d gone to bed.’ I strongly believe that is the greatest line in the history of British comedy lol.
@@markm1138 Ah but ............. If you get a mirror, drop your pants bend over and hold the mirror between your knees you can see *where* to shove your opinion.
Time and chance happeneth to all. In Tim Brooke Taylor's case the Corona Virus. I have recently been watching a number of 1970s comedy series famous and popular in their day. 'The Goodies' starring Tim Brooke Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie is the only one that is still funny.
@@childofthe50s53 I just sent it to my 78 year old Mum after hearing her reminiscing about her childhood with her friend. I think all of us who know this sketch are reminded of it whenever we hear our elders reminiscing. It’s inevitable.
Back in MY day when you wanted to change the TV channel you had to walk over to the TV, change the channel, and walk back to your chair--both ways through shag carpet.
The reason I was allowed to lie on the floor right in front of the TV as a kid was in exchange for being the one to change channels and adjust the volume :-)
When John Cleese says "Right..." and tries to rise up to the challenge of coming up with some more nonsense is one of the best moments in the history of comedy
Right.. We used to get up and work at t mill for 32 hours a night. We slept in a shoe and only got our vitamins from an old 1786 sock that we used to suck on. That's all 32 of us. And the youth of today..... They wouldn't believe us
Every time some old coot at your table would sound off about how hard it was when he was a kid, he would be cut short with the cry of "Luxury!" in a Yorkshire accent by someone at the table and everyone would fly into a part of this skit or variations on it. "Lived in shoe box in middle of road...walk 55 miles through snow to mill...work 96 hours at mill for less than nothing a lifetime...etc." Whoever wrote this skit did the world a great, great service!
I'm a Yorkshire man ..I can safely say this is what it's like at xmas time with my grandad and family friends sat moaning like this...you young end dont know the meaning of cold I'd be onto moor top on a tractor no cab ploughing in blizzard with a sack as a coat 🤣🤣
Had a sack t wear int tractor?! He were lucky We used to have to put werr sack under tractor's wheels to stop it sinking further inter bog on t'moor until us could borrer the set of dentures as Vicar had for Sundays so as we cud pull tractor our of marsh wi us teeth!
That's a very interesting comment to which I'd reply that I agree that a state of perfection- as you term it- cannot exist in creative work because entertainment and comedy can't be measured in quantitative absolutes (this is as opposed to, say, a quiz where someone getting 10/10 would constitute a perfect score). I'd also say that words and the definitions of words mould themselves to different contexts and situations. As comedy is subjective, the word 'perfect' in this context is generally understood to reflect that fact- and saying 'one of the most perfect' is an acceptable alternative to 'one of the best imaginable'. In other words, since literal 'perfection' cannot exist in a creative work, if the word is used, its meaning is understood as the subjective equivalent of a 10/10, and it is churlish to claim that a statement whose meaning is universally understood is 'stupid'. And... wow, you must be even more of a hit at parties than me...
@@janbaer3241 Big deal- there were no garbage trucks when I was a lad. It just piled up and we would build additions on the house with it. Nothing to eat but asbestos sandwiches seasoned with cat pee.
Kids today, think they're funny with their tikkytoks n OoToobs, this is what we had for comedy in my day and we was bloody grateful for it n all. Nowt but one black and white channel that were on for 10 seconds a year, showing nowt but a picture of the Queen (god rest her soul). None of this colour malarkey.
luxury,we didnt have T.V.we used to watch next doors tv through a rolled up newspaper from a hole int road,we used to get run over by the milk man and shit upon from ken dodds horse from his coal cart.
When I was a boy, we couldn't afford air. I couldn't take my first breath until eight years old, when I got a paper route and had enough money to buy a lungful a week.
eenavid Luxury. When I was a young lad, only 3 years old, my father had me get up from the humid temperature of venus from the pile of manure I slept in to carry in a large pile of boulders for 15 hours a day, in which he would afterwards stab me with a shovel for not being fast enough. IF I was lucky!
shovel ,,you had money for a ,,shovel ,,my old man made me go find an old stick from the woods ,,and i handed it to him, so he could stab me several times with the pointy end ,,,luxury indeed,,@@nathanwong6751
Love this skit! One of the best written sketches in history! Shame that out of these four legends, only John Cleese is left. R.I.P Tim Brooke Taylor, Marty Feldman, and Graham Chapman.
RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor (17 July 1940 - 12 April 2020) Graham Champman (8 January 1941 - 4 October 1989) and Marty Feldman (8 July 1934 - 2 December 1982).
The Poms are just naturally FUNNY... The Yanks don't even get a look in on Funny... The Poms still run the World.. but these days through the Bank of England and The City of London and the London School of Economics.. WHICH WAS>>> (Brought to you by the Fabian Society) ... The root of International Socialism.. Roll on The New World Order... It's close now and The Absolute Majority of you are going to get caught with no "Oil in your Lamp".... Umm Whooops (sad face)
Written by the four of 'em (maybe with input from Barry Crier who was the wine waiter in the original apparently). Broadcast in 1967 on the 'At Last the 1948 Show' I feel *old* .......... but stil amused
Of course, back in his day batting was REAL tough. Uncovered pitches, proper spin bowlers and facing the likes of Lillee, Thompson, Holding and Marshall without a helmet!
If you were a kid having a rough life in the seventies 'The Goodies" and Monty Python were often your only escape. Humour can make the unbearable bearable so I will sorely miss Tim Brooke Taylor and those of his era.
@@joejoejoejoejoejoe4391 If you wore hand-you-downs, it means you wore quiality stuff. My soviet made school boots barely survive winter, and I got wet and cold feet after first autumn rain. And winter minus 10-15 celsisus in such bloody boots were bloody cold.
Dads?! My dad used to get up at five o'clock in the morning to fly to Paris; then back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve; sweated the day through press and television interviews; and got back at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well-known Scottish footballer. That was a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!
Windows are wot you used to put your forehead on the inside to see if it would freeze to it when you did get stuck to it your brothers used to pinch your pants
Hard times! I were an only child. No elder brother, so no hand-me-downs and we barely had money for food. Luckily, dad's best mate ran a surplus store and he'd give us stuff he couldn't sell. I went to secondary school for 2 years dressed as a Japanese admiral.
When we needed to use the phone, we had to stay indoors, look up the number in a book, put our finger in a little wheel and dial the digits one at a time. Then we had to stay in the same place because the wire connecting the handset was only 2ft long while we talked to someone on the other end without knowing what they looked like. Try telling that to the youngsters of today.
True story..Our phone was bolted to the kitchen wall and Ma Bell would send her goons to the house to break our kneecaps if anyone fucked with it..or at least that's exactly what my dad told us would happen. We were too afraid to mess with Ma Bell's phones.. 😉
@@jamessweet5341 You were lucky! I would have loved to wind one of those little handles that made a tinkling noise. I never got a nice lady to say "number please" to me either. Bloody luxury!
Barry Cryer, the actual Yorkshireman pouring the drinks, died this week. Only John Cleese is now left. The only other person in this who came from anywhere near the North was Tim Brooke Taylor, who was from Buxton.
Luxury....The delivery of that line was absolutely on point. How he held his facial expression only God and himself know. The whole skit is genius.But that Entry line had me in pieces 😭😭😭
I still laugh when I hear the word used on it's own ike that in conversation, usually at the most inappropriate times... It's a genuine problem which has led to more than one awkward moment!
I knew Tim from the Goodies was doing comedy theatre around the same time as the Pythons but had no idea he was part of this classic sketch.... this is awesome!!!
As far as I understand the sketch was originally created by Tim and Marty. It just shows the wealth of comedy talent at the time, and the power of television!
Thanks for sharing all this info, I too remember Tim from The Goodies, he was the funniest by far out of the 3. And Marty was really funny too, this humour is so silly and clever at the same time. 😁👏
ABSOLUTELY SUPERB! Thank you so much for posting this gem. I`ve heard quotes from it since i was a child, but never saw the sketch. That`s made my evening
Maybe it's a generation thing, but so many of my mates and I regularly manage to get into a re-enactment of this skit somewhere in a conversation,usually accompanied by much eye-rolling from the females present.
Females?! Luxury! We could only DREAM of meeting females, and we could only do that once a month when we were allowed one hour a month to sleep! So, females really have eyes?
@Agent Fungus yeah, keep up with the good work. There is also an amazing "kids" show in UK called " Horrible Histories " series 1 to 5 is the best as it had the best cast, (where as the continuing show is good , but without this original cast it doesn't work as well.) This amazing cast has Python humour all over, really funny, fascinating facts, clever songs, Monty Python the next generation. You can check the sketches on TH-cam. You and Your younger friends won't be disappointed. 😂😂😂
Many years ago in Australia i met an American chap who talked endlessly about this sketch. He'd only heard it once and couldn't find a copy of it in the USA. I sent him one when I got home to NZ. He reported that he played the cassette in his car and had had to stop his vehicle for fear of running off the road laughing.
Not sure if I like Graham Chapman saying “luxury“ or John Cleese saying “right.” Each of those single words delivers so much. I think I like this version of the skit more than the one I have seen hundreds of times from “live at the Hollywood bowl.“ It is brilliant.
I saw this many years ago, I died laughing, and then I just came back from the dead so I could laugh again today. Recalling how when I was young I had to uphill in the snow both ways to get to school and back. No shoes of course, that was for the privileged.
Such a classic sketch. I used to watch it with my dad and we would both laugh and laugh. Of course it was only on an old 14 inch black and white tv. We couldnt afford any better.....
I saw TBT recording ISIHAC in Huddersfield just 4 weeks before he died and only a week or so before the coronavirus 'lockdown'. He was on top form as ever, and there was covid-19 banter among the panel of course. At the end of the recording the producer joked that he hoped that at "more than half of you" (meaning the audience) would survive in order to hear the broadcast. There was much laughter at that gallows humour. What a sad twist of fate.
One of the best humblebrag sketches I've ever seen! I do get particularly irritated by the 'we were poor but we were 'appy' narrative. Well done Pythons!
@@paulmahoney7619 Two of them did. All of them had a role in the completion of the sketch but it was Barry Crier (the waiter) that started the writeing of it.
this is the pinnacle of the uk ' comedy sketch' for me only to be rivalled by the two ronnies and the unforgettable 'fork handles' .... they set the bar pretty high indeed... and i thank them for doing so - the gift of laughter is pretty special .
So happy to have stumbled on this, I was too you to remember At last the 1948 show, only seen clips before and hadn't seen this original sketch - mould breaking brilliance !
All four of these men are legend's of my time and the saddest thing is John Cleese is the only one left. 😢 thanks for all the laughs guys, to me you are all National Treasures.
@@postscript67 Who cares? When I was young, no one could afford to own a Yorkshireman. At thruppence apiece that was out of our price range of half a farthing and a rotting dog turd.
@@wrekkingcru I say toe nail clippings... We didn't even have feet let alone toes. it was really the scabs off our amputated leg stumps... But we used to pretend!
Fun fact about Marty Feldman, he had to be careful of sneezing as his eyes tended to pop out. As told by Marty himself to Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show.
All twelve of us kids had to huddle around a candle in mid-winter to keep us warm. If it got really cold dad used to light it
BRILLIANT
You were lucky, we didn't have candles!
Paradise
Well pardon me your highness, you had a candle? We used to have to come down off roof of factory we lived on and lie in a skip full of hot metal turnings to keep warm, and if we laid in there too long our dad would shoot us in t' chest wi a blunderbuss.
@@billMcLatentspace Luxury!
The best line in this sketch is when Graham Chapman says 'Luxury'. One of the funniest sketches I have ever seen.
"Paradise."
One of my favs too
You are correct.
@@redstep-child3096 He might be correct but back in the day, we couldn't afford to be correct. All we could be was wrong and when we was wrong our father would beat us to death with a rusty Austin A40 bumper he stole from the junkyard. Happened every day after working at the turd mill for 30 hours a day and tuppence a year. And the old man would steal our tuppence and spend it on whisky made from fermented dead dogs.
@@lawrencelewis2592 opulence
‘We used to get up in morning, at half past ten at night, half an hour before we’d gone to bed.’ I strongly believe that is the greatest line in the history of British comedy lol.
ikr its so stupid ! lmao
@@markm1138 Ah but ............. If you get a mirror, drop your pants bend over and hold the mirror between your knees you can see *where* to shove your opinion.
Partial to lick road clean with tongue
Agreed!!
I cry laughed just reading this comment. it is so damn great! 😂😂😂😂
RIP Tim Brooke Taylor who co-wrote this iconic sketch. A British comedy great.
Et war lookshery!
@@davidgraham2907 And now only John Cleese is left..sad.really sad.
Looks like Barry Cryer as the waiter.
Time and chance happeneth to all. In Tim Brooke Taylor's case the Corona Virus. I have recently been watching a number of 1970s comedy series famous and popular in their day. 'The Goodies' starring Tim Brooke Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie is the only one that is still funny.
@@legalvampire8136 There are some Two Ronnies sketches that definitely hold up. Check out th-cam.com/video/CNTM9iM1eVw/w-d-xo.html
So good to see Marty Feldman! People seem to have forgotten about his genius...
Abby normal….
Whenever I want a laugh I watch Young Frankenstein. Marty was so damn hysterical in this😂😂😂
@@davethomasatemyhamster "Eyegor, will you help me with these bags?". "Certainly! You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."
Forgotten comedy genius
I met one celebrity in my 72 years and it was Marty Feldman during a studio tour. He was great!
Unbelievably I am 70 this year and I still hear people taking off this sketch now....timeless genius
Ditto
@@childofthe50s53 I just sent it to my 78 year old Mum after hearing her reminiscing about her childhood with her friend. I think all of us who know this sketch are reminded of it whenever we hear our elders reminiscing. It’s inevitable.
70!...you were lucky, I'm 79....but try telling that to the young people of today.......
@@simontaylor2319
🤣
Well I'm 75 mate ,dried bread ha,toilet halfway down garden,bit cramped as there were 8 of us
Back in MY day when you wanted to change the TV channel you had to walk over to the TV, change the channel, and walk back to your chair--both ways through shag carpet.
LUXury...!
The reason I was allowed to lie on the floor right in front of the TV as a kid was in exchange for being the one to change channels and adjust the volume :-)
Paradise.
So you had to actually shag the carpet??
You had a CHAIR?
We had to squat on the floor.
When John Cleese says "Right..." and tries to rise up to the challenge of coming up with some more nonsense is one of the best moments in the history of comedy
Right.. We used to get up and work at t mill for 32 hours a night. We slept in a shoe and only got our vitamins from an old 1786 sock that we used to suck on. That's all 32 of us. And the youth of today..... They wouldn't believe us
I can't fault you for this highly accurate opinion.
Exactly!
his Yorkshire accent was shite though!
I love Cleese, and of course this is the original, but I'll always have a special appreciation for Idle doing that part
Every time some old coot at your table would sound off about how hard it was when he was a kid, he would be cut short with the cry of "Luxury!" in a Yorkshire accent by someone at the table and everyone would fly into a part of this skit or variations on it. "Lived in shoe box in middle of road...walk 55 miles through snow to mill...work 96 hours at mill for less than nothing a lifetime...etc."
Whoever wrote this skit did the world a great, great service!
We would add to the walk in the snow ‘uphill, both ways’.
I'm a Yorkshire man ..I can safely say this is what it's like at xmas time with my grandad and family friends sat moaning like this...you young end dont know the meaning of cold I'd be onto moor top on a tractor no cab ploughing in blizzard with a sack as a coat 🤣🤣
And your grandma had to push the tractor.
Had a sack t wear int tractor?!
He were lucky
We used to have to put werr sack under tractor's wheels to stop it sinking further inter bog on t'moor until us could borrer the set of dentures as Vicar had for Sundays so as we cud pull tractor our of marsh wi us teeth!
A TRACTOR! Your grandad must have been rich. That would he a dream for us.
Grandad? Family? You must be royalty. Happy Christmas, you ponce.
@@Farweasel these fucking Irish counts again. Merry Christmas
Truly one of the most perfect comedy sketches ever written in the English language.
Absolutely, no question, and the best version of the sketch.
Happy that I'm the 100th 'liker' for this comment :D
That's a very interesting comment to which I'd reply that I agree that a
state of perfection- as you term it- cannot exist in creative work
because entertainment and comedy can't be measured in quantitative
absolutes (this is as opposed to, say, a quiz where someone getting
10/10 would constitute a perfect score).
I'd also say that words and the definitions of words mould themselves to
different contexts and situations. As comedy is subjective, the word
'perfect' in this context is generally understood to reflect that fact-
and saying 'one of the most perfect' is an acceptable alternative to
'one of the best imaginable'. In other words, since literal 'perfection'
cannot exist in a creative work, if the word is used, its meaning is
understood as the subjective equivalent of a 10/10, and it is churlish
to claim that a statement whose meaning is universally understood is
'stupid'.
And... wow, you must be even more of a hit at parties than me...
"A bit of an idiot himself"? There is no degrees [sic] of idiocy. Something is idiotic and that is that. There is no more, or less, in idiocy. OK?
spidrawebster i
They had it easy. I grew up in Appalachia where the garbage truck didn’t pick up at our house, it delivered.
Luxury. We had to live in the garbage truck.
@@rojaws1183 paradise, we were carried away in the garbage wagon.
@@Noarcs pampered i live in scotland
Garbage truck? We had to crawl our way to the city dump and fetch our own garbage.
@@janbaer3241 Big deal- there were no garbage trucks when I was a lad. It just piled up and we would build additions on the house with it. Nothing to eat but asbestos sandwiches seasoned with cat pee.
Kids today, think they're funny with their tikkytoks n OoToobs, this is what we had for comedy in my day and we was bloody grateful for it n all. Nowt but one black and white channel that were on for 10 seconds a year, showing nowt but a picture of the Queen (god rest her soul). None of this colour malarkey.
luxury,we didnt have T.V.we used to watch next doors tv through a rolled up newspaper from a hole int road,we used to get run over by the milk man and shit upon from ken dodds horse from his coal cart.
@@antonycrowley3604 Luxury! We had a cardboard box with a cat in it dressed like the queen!
@@BGNOLA What a bunch of wimps! We here in Canada had nothing and we were glad to have it.
You were lucky to be born. I'm still waiting.
@@johnhiggins2685 Lucky! My parents haven't even had sex yet, and mother says they might not ever!
"we used to get up half an hour before we'd gone to bed" gotta be one of the best lines
It ranks right up there as a "best line" along with Moe slapping and saying either to Larry, Curly or Shemp: "Wake up and go to sleep."
And the way he says, "RIGHT!" in preparation for his next effort.
And our father would murder us every night and dance on our graves singing glory hallelujah
paradise!
Most indeedy !
When I was a boy, we couldn't afford air. I couldn't take my first breath until eight years old, when I got a paper route and had enough money to buy a lungful a week.
when we were young we had no heat ,dad would suck a mint and we would breathe in the hot air ,,!!
eenavid Luxury. When I was a young lad, only 3 years old, my father had me get up from the humid temperature of venus from the pile of manure I slept in to carry in a large pile of boulders for 15 hours a day, in which he would afterwards stab me with a shovel for not being fast enough. IF I was lucky!
shovel ,,you had money for a ,,shovel ,,my old man made me go find an old stick from the woods ,,and i handed it to him, so he could stab me several times with the pointy end ,,,luxury indeed,,@@nathanwong6751
Luxury. We had to breathe poison. If we were lucky.
@@rojaws1183 poison ..!!..when we were born our lungs were removed and sold to a rich celeb ,,we had to replace with tesco bags for survival ,,,
RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor. His delivery in this sketch is immaculate
RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor, I came to watch this again to remember him.
Love this skit! One of the best written sketches in history! Shame that out of these four legends, only John Cleese is left. R.I.P Tim Brooke Taylor, Marty Feldman, and Graham Chapman.
As well as Barry Cryer - the fellow serving the wine at the beginning - who passed away early this year (2022).
John Cleese probably agrees with this sketch as a GB News Guide To Non Woke family life!
@@BlueBaron3339 You are right, I had to have a second look.
When Graham says "Luxury." Slays me.
Looxury
One of the great comedy routines of all time.
Timeless because it's universal. I'm one of the old geezers now, living in Wisconsin and lying about how hard farm life was when I was a kid.
You were lucky to have a hard farm. We nought had but a soft farm, in the marshes, wot!?
@@vangroover1903 Luxury! We only had an ant farm, and we lived in the ground with all the ants. We had no water, like those who lived in the marshes!
@@jayhache5609 we were lucky to have it ;@
@@jayhache5609 all the ants in OUR farm got eaten by termites, lad!
the "right" from John Cleese gets me every time.
RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor (17 July 1940 - 12 April 2020) Graham Champman (8 January 1941 - 4 October 1989) and Marty Feldman (8 July 1934 - 2 December 1982).
This sketch is part of the cultural comedy lexicon in England. It is often imitated, mostly by people who are unaware of its origins. Priceless!
If you got off the beaten TV path in America you would have seen this on PBS in the '70s
This was DEFINITELY part of my teenage years in the 70’s! Enough that I noticed some lines were added or tweaked over the years.
Not only in England, mate... and not only by older people. 😀
The Poms are just naturally FUNNY... The Yanks don't even get a look in on Funny... The Poms still run the World.. but these days through the Bank of England and The City of London and the London School of Economics.. WHICH WAS>>> (Brought to you by the Fabian Society) ... The root of International Socialism.. Roll on The New World Order... It's close now and The Absolute Majority of you are going to get caught with no "Oil in your Lamp".... Umm Whooops (sad face)
Brings tears to my eyes every time! Perfection. (Try to top that!)
Shoe box?
Cardboard?
Aye.
Luxury!!!
Genius, just genius😁😁😁
Haven't seen that for years ... cried with laughter I did.
Luxury...
matoko123 Hmm! Commented like Yoda you did.
Tears.... Looksury!!
One Goodie, two pythons and the peerless Marty!
Marty did stuff for Monty Python didn't he?
Aye, that's right, lad
What luxury!
@@zoicon5 it really is!
SHEER GREATNESS
its unbelievable, I tuned into this decades later and I'm rolling over in laughter. This ages like a good red wine. What a gem.
Written by the four of 'em (maybe with input from Barry Crier who was the wine waiter in the original apparently).
Broadcast in 1967 on the 'At Last the 1948 Show'
I feel *old* .......... but stil amused
@@Farweasel you were amused we'd be happy to be amused
Like a Château de Chasselas?
Gross Bigotry Fake News comes close.
Geoffrey Boycott's entire broadcasting career is basically a one-man version of this sketch
Of course, back in his day batting was REAL tough. Uncovered pitches, proper spin bowlers and facing the likes of Lillee, Thompson, Holding and Marshall without a helmet!
@@portcullis5622 Luxury......! 😃
Pass The Butter Robot I could imagine those shrinking violets Close, Trueman, Boycott and Illingworth arguing bloody mindedly like this.
@@colinbaker3916
And how Boycott's girlfriend were so nasty that she'd run into his fist.
Francis Artanis Well yes. When I heard about that, it gave me some satisfaction to know that Close once pinned him to the dressing room wall.
Honestly, the best comedy sketch I’ve ever seen. Nothing comes close, makes me crack up every time
Pete and Did's one-legged man sketch and Two Ronnies Four Candles??
💯❤❤❤
@@pr4442 I'm quite fond of the Alan a Dale song too.
Their accents become progressively more Yorkshire as they one-up each other 🤣🤣🤣
It's a great touch, they're making a mental journey back to the "good old times"
cleese is the worst.
well, prithee mr donovan; the funniest thing about this sketch is cleese's attempt at a yorkshire accent.
@@blackbob3358 yes, i think Marty was from Essex and even he managed it.
They're all shit.
If you were a kid having a rough life in the seventies 'The Goodies" and Monty Python were often your only escape. Humour can make the unbearable bearable so I will sorely miss Tim Brooke Taylor and those of his era.
What was the rough life in the seventies? In UK?
@@BoneyMB the coal strike was pretty grim. Three day work week was common place. How do you think Thatcher got elected?
@@BoneyMB Rough? I wore hand- me- downs, from my big sister; most lads hated the school uniform, but I loved it.
They had to balance Mr Nosey Bonk ( from the jigsaw tv program ), by god he was scary.
@@joejoejoejoejoejoe4391 If you wore hand-you-downs, it means you wore quiality stuff. My soviet made school boots barely survive winter, and I got wet and cold feet after first autumn rain. And winter minus 10-15 celsisus in such bloody boots were bloody cold.
You know this is old yorkshire because their dads were around... luxury
Ouch!
@@aquatarkus2022 Exactly what I thought. 😳
Dads?! My dad used to get up at five o'clock in the morning to fly to Paris; then back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve; sweated the day through press and television interviews; and got back at ten to wrestle with the problem of a homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well-known Scottish footballer. That was a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!
@@AlanPalgut
Tungsten carbide drills!? What the hell's a tungsten carbide drill?
@@anonUK It's what the dentist used, yeah!
I were so poor as a lad, me soles on me shoes were so thin I could put me foot on a penny and tell yer if it were heads or tails.
You had a penny ?!
I never even had a mite.
@@bobdownes162
Nay lad. I never ad the penny, it were lyin on t' ground.
@@SuperFerdie1965 And I bet yer whole family made you share it with them.
@@bobdownes162
Eee lad, th 'whole street were tryin to get in on th' act...
You 'ad shoes. You were lucky
I love the subtle fourth-wall-breakage before the last one when John Cleese says "Right..."
“We were so poor we couldn’t afford malnutrition “
@@mikemorgan7893 Malnutrition? Luxury!
We could only afford two-syllable words, so we were always just hungry.
Two syllable words? We had no words at all! Had to communicate with signal flags.
Signal flags? We had to wave at each other, in the dark
when i was young we had no money for clothes, we were naked, we never left the house. Then Father bought us a cap so we could look out t'window
What are windows...?
What's a cap?
Luxury!
Windows are wot you used to put your forehead on the inside to see if it would freeze to it when you did get stuck to it your brothers used to pinch your pants
@Chris.f Your man. 😂😂😂😂
RIP Tim - I grew up watching you in your Union Jack waistcoat on the Goodies you are a legend in British comedy
Hard times!
I were an only child. No elder brother, so no hand-me-downs and we barely had money for food.
Luckily, dad's best mate ran a surplus store and he'd give us stuff he couldn't sell. I went to secondary school for 2 years dressed as a Japanese admiral.
LOL!
Ha ha 😂
Wish the pythons could read all these comments I know they weren't just pythons doing this, but I still wish they could read them
@Aierek 😂😂
Thank you Les Dawson!
"Hapenny a lifetime"!? Our family took three generations to earn hapenny!
🤣
I had to pay the boss to let me work!
You rich bugger.
My family is on its 7th round of reincarnations, and we ain’t even close to earning a hapenny yet.
Our fumuly ‘ad to borrow a ha’penny.
ooo - lookshuri
When we needed to use the phone, we had to stay indoors, look up the number in a book, put our finger in a little wheel and dial the digits one at a time. Then we had to stay in the same place because the wire connecting the handset was only 2ft long while we talked to someone on the other end without knowing what they looked like. Try telling that to the youngsters of today.
True story..Our phone was bolted to the kitchen wall and Ma Bell would send her goons to the house to break our kneecaps if anyone fucked with it..or at least that's exactly what my dad told us would happen. We were too afraid to mess with Ma Bell's phones.. 😉
I actually had to crank a phone and talk to some bint who was to connect me to some unseen person. Not even a selfie!!
@@jamessweet5341 You were lucky! I would have loved to wind one of those little handles that made a tinkling noise. I never got a nice lady to say "number please" to me either. Bloody luxury!
They won't believe it
how my parents were too
Barry Cryer, the actual Yorkshireman pouring the drinks, died this week. Only John Cleese is now left. The only other person in this who came from anywhere near the North was Tim Brooke Taylor, who was from Buxton.
AND we had to walk to school, in waist deep snow, bare foot, uphill, both ways.
English? That's Yorkshire to you lad!
At least you could walk to school. We had no feet and had to crawl.
What is a school?
@@portcullis5622 what's a "walk?!" Lol
😂😂
RIP Tim Brooke-Taylor one of Britain's finest and most overlooked comedy performers.
I didn't overlook him.
Marty Feldman always makes me smile x
So it is him.
@British Comedy UK. Marty was really very talented, and I heard he was a nice guy too.
@@mikeoleary1723 only he could be him.
Luxury....The delivery of that line was absolutely on point. How he held his facial expression only God and himself know. The whole skit is genius.But that Entry line had me in pieces 😭😭😭
I still laugh when I hear the word used on it's own ike that in conversation, usually at the most inappropriate times...
It's a genuine problem which has led to more than one awkward moment!
" I used to dream of living in a corridor " Funny stuff
My favourite comedic line of all time. Kills me to this day.
A work of pure comedic genius. Cleese is last man standing. RIP Tim
A Yorkshireman ... luxury we was only a Scotsman.
Irish was even worse.
A dead Scotsman.
Angus Podgorny!
Scotland! Glasgow that’s where rich Yorkshire people go on holiday
RIP Tim, a sad day for us all who grew up watching the Goodies.
I knew Tim from the Goodies was doing comedy theatre around the same time as the Pythons but had no idea he was part of this classic sketch.... this is awesome!!!
And he cowrote it.
As far as I understand the sketch was originally created by Tim and Marty. It just shows the wealth of comedy talent at the time, and the power of television!
Thanks for sharing all this info, I too remember Tim from The Goodies, he was the funniest by far out of the 3. And Marty was really funny too, this humour is so silly and clever at the same time. 😁👏
@@andreaduncan1042 It is credited to all four.
@@TryptychUK It's almost word for word a copy of a sketch by Stephen Leacock written many years before.
ABSOLUTELY SUPERB! Thank you so much for posting this gem. I`ve heard quotes from it since i was a child, but never saw the sketch. That`s made my evening
Marty Feldman was so incredibly funny. He had great delivery.
Delivery? He was spoiled. We used to have to fetch it ourselves, barefoot in three feet of snow!
@@johnhughes2653 😆
Maybe it's a generation thing, but so many of my mates and I regularly manage to get into a re-enactment of this skit somewhere in a conversation,usually accompanied by much eye-rolling from the females present.
I'm a female and this humour is fantastic, a lot more of us girls love this type more than you know.👍😁
Females?! Luxury! We could only DREAM of meeting females, and we could only do that once a month when we were allowed one hour a month to sleep!
So, females really have eyes?
@Agent Fungus yeah, keep up with the good work. There is also an amazing "kids" show in UK called " Horrible Histories " series 1 to 5 is the best as it had the best cast, (where as the continuing show is good , but without this original cast it doesn't work as well.) This amazing cast has Python humour all over, really funny, fascinating facts, clever songs, Monty Python the next generation. You can check the sketches on TH-cam. You and Your younger friends won't be disappointed. 😂😂😂
@@Salena905 Horrible Histories is brilliant!
@@oabuseer yay! Another fan 😄👍
Many years ago in Australia i met an American chap who talked endlessly about this sketch. He'd only heard it once and couldn't find a copy of it in the USA. I sent him one when I got home to NZ. He reported that he played the cassette in his car and had had to stop his vehicle for fear of running off the road laughing.
When i were a kid , we were so poor my parents couldn't afford shoes , so they use to blacken my feet with shoe polish and tie my toes together
lol
I want to live where you do! 🤣
Not sure if I like Graham Chapman saying “luxury“ or John Cleese saying “right.” Each of those single words delivers so much. I think I like this version of the skit more than the one I have seen hundreds of times from “live at the Hollywood bowl.“ It is brilliant.
This is 2022, and the Four Yorkshiremen are still as relevant as ever.
I saw this many years ago, I died laughing, and then I just came back from the dead so I could laugh again today. Recalling how when I was young I had to uphill in the snow both ways to get to school and back. No shoes of course, that was for the privileged.
It's like my granddad's come back to life!
neer went away ! agnes x
You had a grandad?? Luxury.
When i was young i was so thin i had to put matchsticks in my ears to stop me falling down wormholes.
A Yorkie is a Scot with all the generosity wrung out of him.
Oy! We Scots like and respect Yorkshire people but don't forget, you're still English. Tread carefully.
Aye, and we were glad of it!!!
Absolute class this is john cleese smashes it at end dont know why this popped in head but had to watch again love it brilliant cannot beat it
Such a classic sketch. I used to watch it with my dad and we would both laugh and laugh.
Of course it was only on an old 14 inch black and white tv. We couldnt afford any better.....
@JonSmith-cx7gr luxury we could only afford a 10 inch set that didn't have any sound
Fabulous when Cleese gets ready to deliver the absolute worst: "Right!....."
I saw TBT recording ISIHAC in Huddersfield just 4 weeks before he died and only a week or so before the coronavirus 'lockdown'. He was on top form as ever, and there was covid-19 banter among the panel of course. At the end of the recording the producer joked that he hoped that at "more than half of you" (meaning the audience) would survive in order to hear the broadcast. There was much laughter at that gallows humour. What a sad twist of fate.
As a Yorkshirefolk I still meet people like this now. Made me laugh though.
As a middle aged Yorkshireman, I am trying hard not to turn out like this! Such an easy trap to fall into; such a cleverly written sketch!
As a middle aged Yorkshireman, I am making it my life mission to turn out like this! ;-)
You were lucky, you could have been born in Lancashire!
@Repeat After Me: Scarborough's a lot safer now savile's dead I'll bet
@@portcullis5622 dont be ashamed of where you come from! and if tha does owt fo nowt! do it fo the sen!.
Haven’t seen this for years brilliant ,my old mum was from Yorkshire she was always telling me as a kid “you don’t know your born “.
Sounds like Arkwright to me.
So did ya mum still think she was pregnant ?????
I'm in my later 50's now so I have become those guys🤣. Saw John Cleese on stage a week or so ago, totally worth it. Funniest man alive!
Not funny in real life....I
Absolute genius... Comedy GOLD if there were such a thing!!!
A Yorkshire man is actually a Scots man with every last drop of generosity squeezed out of him
😂😂😂 that's very clever
😅😂🤣
Not quite true. It’s well known that the strongest force in the known universe, is a Scotsman’s grip on a five pound note! 😂😂😂
@@petcatznz a five pound note me arce,a penny
One of the best humblebrag sketches I've ever seen! I do get particularly irritated by the 'we were poor but we were 'appy' narrative. Well done Pythons!
This precedes Python by quite a bit.
@@x42brown33 I think several of these guys became the Pythons
@@paulmahoney7619 Two of them did. All of them had a role in the completion of the sketch but it was Barry Crier (the waiter) that started the writeing of it.
Gawd! Thank you. Have been looking for this for years. I've been looking for it for 1,000 years. It killed me.
this is the pinnacle of the uk ' comedy sketch' for me only to be rivalled by the two ronnies and the unforgettable 'fork handles' .... they set the bar pretty high indeed... and i thank them for doing so - the gift of laughter is pretty special .
I still quote this sketch all the time!😂💜
Same, if I'm getting told off at home for some minor wrongdoing I normally say, "Let's not worry about who killed who".
1 of the funniest sketches of all time simply sublime 👏😂
A sketch that is true comedy genius and not widely known that tim brooke taylor - who very sadly passed away today - co-wrote it
😢RIP Tim Brook-Taylor.....
A comic genius taken from us too soon!
British comedy today is nowhere NEAR as funny as it was back then....😢
So happy to have stumbled on this, I was too you to remember At last the 1948 show, only seen clips before and hadn't seen this original sketch - mould breaking brilliance !
All four of these men are legend's of my time and the saddest thing is John Cleese is the only one left. 😢 thanks for all the laughs guys, to me you are all National Treasures.
Great! I love the original best. The timing and accents are spot on! I laugh each time I watch it. :)
I love the moment at 2'37, just after Tim says "Paradise". He's trying really hard not to crack up.
2:36
Crying laughing, the timing of …..”luxury”, kills me everytime
Living in North Wales when I was a kid, with 16 brothers and sisters, my mum used to feed us all at meal times with A CATAPULT. ! Real hard times. 😉
RIP Barry Cryer - a great comedian who goes by almost unnoticed as the waiter.
Well spotted!
The great Tim Brook-Taylor, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Marty Feldman.
When we loose people like TBT, they take a little piece of us with them or at the very least a piece of our childhood... and we feel it.
I remember watching this sketch years ago. Utter genius.
A classic sketch with classic artistes. Generations will reignite this over and over.
i love this sketch so much
Absolutely the greatest sketch ever created!! 😆🤗
Try telling the young people of today how good this sketch was! :)
@@brianarbenz7206 would thee believe yu?
Wonder how many people notice that british comedy legend Barry Cryer plays the wine waiter at the start of the sketch.
The only real Yorkshireman in the sketch!
@@postscript67 Who cares? When I was young, no one could afford to own a Yorkshireman. At thruppence apiece that was out of our price range of half a farthing and a rotting dog turd.
I think I heard him say this was his TV debut ,,,almost 99% sure ,
When I were kid our ouse were so small ye ad to go outside to change yer mind ........
Yer lucky! I never had a mind!
“We used to get up early in morning, at half past ten at night half an hour before we’d gone to bed”
😂😂
Thanks for putting this in my feed. I thought it was Marty!
Came here for t'video, ended up reading all t'comments instead.
They were lucky. When I was a kid, the only "social media" we had was two soiled dixie cups and a frayed length of thrice-used dental floss...
Dental floss??? You had dental floss??? I had to use my own toenail clippings!!!
@@fishyc150 - You had toenail clippings??? Paradise... We didn't have toes...
@@wrekkingcru I say toe nail clippings... We didn't even have feet let alone toes. it was really the scabs off our amputated leg stumps... But we used to pretend!
Actually sounds better than social media
Definition of a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman stripped of his generosity
A born and bred Bradford lad. Love the definition
'Ear all, see all, say nowt; Eat all, sup all, pay nowt; And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt - Allus do it fer thissen
RIP Tim... This is my grandfathers #1 all time favorite piece of comedy.
How beautiful. I've never seen the footage before and it's superb.... with my hero Marty Feldmann too!
Fun fact about Marty Feldman, he had to be careful of sneezing as his eyes tended to pop out. As told by Marty himself to Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show.