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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2024
- Sharpness, cruelty and joy. Razor princess is one of my favorite princesses!
00:00 The Hero and the Princess
07:43 The Razor
21:39 No Way Out
32:19 The Empty Cup
[Voice of the Cheated + Voice of the Contrarian & Voice of the Broken + A Beating Vessel (after a certain point all of the other voices too)]
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Yet another unreasonable body standard for women
Idk "eldritch mass of bladed weaponry" seems perfectly feasible, you just need an iron heavy diet and good skincare.
@@randomnerd4211"Good skincare" fr fr
@@randomnerd4211a healthy lack of skin you mean
@@randomnerd4211literally just eat raw steel at that point
@@ultimaterecoil1136 Don't you go quipping now, who could say no to that complexion? Why she practically _shines._
BEHOLD! THE PERFECT WOMAN!
You think we can throw HER out the window?
@@rinconusmcthat looked... painful
How is she still alive?
Heart's still beating, That's all she needs.
@@sketch173This is fake! This is all fake! That's all just made up!
35:56
The Smitten 🤝 The Stubborn
🗿🤝🗿
She's so perfect
Clearly the ideal beauty standard
Perfect indeed her voice sounds a bit like a transformer we about to go clang clang clang
"Listen.I would like to look at a bird"
That whole interaction was gold
mhm
when does that happen? (in the vid)
@@internetsalt 17:15
the main character is a bird she’s already looked at one
He must have been so happy when he finally got to meet the Narrator.
The cheated just teleporting you to the cabin is so f!cking funny 😭
The Cheated: "Oh no! Nuh-uh! We are NOT sitting through that intro exposition AGAIN! We start IN the Cabin, RIGHT NOW!!!"
The Narrator: "What the- Hey! What in blazes just happened!?"
In a way Smitten wasn't kidding in us winning her heart.
Someone take Hero for some birdwatching, he’ll get to see so many birds.
that's why they want to look into that mirror so damn bad
When you see those words "empty your mind" you KNOW that the hero is about to wreck her no matter how powerful she is.
We need a lock in meme for the hero
Bro gave her the WORK WOOO
Like when guts empty his mind to kill jill
I lost it when I got to “Hehe.” I’d been shanked, and she deadpan delivers that line, as though it was given to her on a slip of paper and can’t make heads or tails of the meaning.
So, the fact that the protagonist feared the possibility of the princess having a blade was what gave her the blade?
I think so. The protagonist's perception of the princess is what really shapes her.
Not only gave her a blade, made her body out of them. It is posible that the blade in the first chapter is also an extention of her body
@@danieleduardocastillomonto4574 I think they are different bladess. The one in the cabin is a part of the illusion crafted by the narrator. The one she makes is a part of her ability to shift accordingly with how she’s perceived.
Yeah the cheated manifests it just like when he teleported them to the cabin
@@globurim Not just teleported. He set the spawning point inside the cabin. Every loop from that point happened at the cabin
If given the chance the contrarian would throw everything out of the window
We may be a bird, but the contrarian is a cat.
**pushes narrator out of window**
He'd push the window out of the window
Unless that's what is required of him
@@nise6699He'd push the entier reality out of the window
Do you think he can throw the window out the window?
*[Him too]* is one of the funniest options that you can take in the entire game, really glad they made that a separate option after clearing your mind
I think the fact that the cold said "that looked painful" has sooooo much weight omg
That is genuinely what stuck with me the most in that whole scene, I was hoping someone else in here noticed that too haha
We all know what is "THE LOOK"
Rizz the Princess
The one from disco elysium
it’s an expression of pain
I just imagined the "Ron Desantis" smile 😂😂😂
I think it's supposed to look *suggestive*. I'm afraid it's meant *for the ladies*.
Never met a woman more honest in her intentions. Truely the best girl.😂
BEHOLD!! THE PERFECT WOMAN
I wish we could have the smitten present for every run. He’s such a sweetheart.
This was my first ever route lol, I figured I'd let the narrator guide me before trying to free the princess, and got this, with the full body razor ending. I regret nothing, amazing first route in an even more amazing game
This whole line is gold, best dialog for comedy in the early stages but also one of the most raw endings in the game with the empty cup. The execution of it is all on point.
Other princesses have designs or stories I prefer, but razor is just an experience you can't go without.
Agreed razor is by far my favourite route. It makes sense cuz it contains all possible voices
"I assure you, there is nothing hidden there."
I just like how despite trying to pretend she aint gonna stab you, she didnt wanna escalate this to levels of akwardness .
Its like she knew if there was a narrative option to take a look, some would take it, but decided to drop the act, cause even eldtrich beings have some level of standards.
Voice of the smitten : She's gorgeous! Absolutely divine !
Me : You got a problem my friend.
Voice of the Stubborn : Yes ! Behold, the perfect woman !
Me : Nevermind, it is I who got a problem.
36:06
Contrarian be cooking
Fr
17:08 but she's already looking at a bird
You know its really unclear how much bird we are and how much weird feathered dinosaur we truly are
@@erwannthietart3602the narrator is a bird, apparently he made us so maybe he made us in his image?
I still think we're the "dragon" in this world of fantasy tropes. So more of a feathered lizard than a scaly bird.
Edit: I have heard tales of the devs confirming our bird-ness. I like to think the comparison still stands though. Dragon -> dinosaur -> bird.
Wait, does that make the player character the Narrator's self-insert? Good lord no wonder he loathes the Thorn Kiss Scene @@banann_ducc
Yeah the long quiet is a bird like creature he even has a beak if what the tower says is to be trusted.
This has to be, by far, one of my favorite routes. All the voices present, the sheer snark in all of the characters, Cheated (and everyone for that matter) totally disregarding the Narrator, really great run.
I love the sort of woman that will actually just kill me.
The Perfect Woman doesn't exi-
20:00 I like how she briefly drops the act to disclaim what we all were thinking where she was hiding a weapon. 😹 🔪
You’re on a- you’re in a- where the hell are you? OMG this is the best
This game has so many paths and content within it every video I watch of it I get introduced to like 3 new variations that I didn't even know existed. This is what happens when a visual novel is like 15 gigs. I can't wait to see a compilation of all the possible paths and endings.
Oh fun fact this game is going to get even bigger with the pristine cut coming out this year lm
17:10 Hero should get to look at a bird.
He does indirectly, the Narrator is a crow.
@@theorangeoof926 not really. The voice of the Hero always disappears when we get to the mirror
@@moxstoleyoursocks2241I mean it was described in the endings as the voices being dormant or suppressed but never really gone, they just can’t talk.
Unfortunately, the mirror always makes them leave.
The Razors dialogue is fucking hilarious
The way she says hehe after stabbing you in the neck
She literally doesnt even giggle she just says the words he he and that is so funny to me for some reason.
21:19
average day in brinland where you made the wrong guess & got _bri'shed_ .
Well, there's a reason the voices are bri'ish
@@LimefragmentXD
21:46 that's not "the woods" my man, that's Blade's Edge Mountains in Draenor
Honestly didnt expect Long Quiet to awaken some fraction of his godhood to body the princess like that. He literally cast domain expansion on her.
I am Actually fucking tearing up at this route. Holy shit. I can't believe I never got this one.
Totally not suspicious woman.
Interesting how the actions of the hero reflect on the personality of the princess
This is by far the most comedic of all the possible playthroughs
This was my first route and I loved it
just a sweet inNOcente princess
I've watched many ytbers play this game and I've beaten it myself yet never seen anybody get it nor did I. I didn't know it existed until this video. And holy shit, no other route has made me laugh harder and be more disturbed at the exact same time. While beast, Nightmare, and Grey are all very creepy respectively, the knifes through the arms is the most conceptually disturbing thing in the whole game imo. New favorite route!
I’m fucking laughing this is the funniest shit ever
38:08
*Yoink*
24:57 broken,what the hell was that?!
Long drawn-out sigh, exactly what it says on the tin lol
21:11 *Hehe*
“At least she likes us. I’ve never been liked before.”
Aw, Broken.
"No, fuck that!" caught me lacking
36:46
*Channel your Inner-Monika and delete everything.*
36:44 i think the slayer became the long quite and proceeded to BTFO her out of frustration.
I love it. Long Quiet was like “ok no, this ends right now, we’re done.”
I am the Bone of my Sword Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood. I have created over a Thousand Blades, Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. I Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray-- Unlimited Blade Works"
This might just be the creepiest route in my opinion.
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I don't understand the Empty Cup, how do we get it ? I only end up giving her to the Long quiet as the Razor
I think its not taking the blade the second time, which causes the contrarian to come along on the third and throw it out the window.
Since you don't have a blade to fight her at the end you wouldn't end it by finally striking a killing blow.
@@matheusm.santana6527 Alright I'll try that, thanks a ton !
Is this the only timeline with four chapters, or are there others?
My first ever time playing, I somehow went from Spectre to Nightmare to Wraith and got four chapters that way, but other than that I don't thiiiink anyone else has four chapters??
i mean technically there's the route that goes razor -> the arms race -> mutually assured destruction but that's basically the same as this except you have the blade
Is this the only route where you can get all the voices lol?
Nan, there’s also the Nightmares/Moment of Clarity route
Totally not suspicious women.
Lookin sharp
HOLY MOLY THE NARRATOR IS HONEST
T H E L O O K
*THE LOOK*
I love how the player just locks in and blocks out all the voices and stuff, lmao
38:08 "yoink"
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No one knows how much i loved the bruce lee reference.
Give him *the look*
The Voice of the Cheated sounds VERY SIMILAR to Tariq Khan's voice acting as Evrart Claire in Disco Elysium. I could have sworn it was the same voice actor!
So the first one is to make yiur choice to pick yiur path (like razor, the fury, & many more?)
Give her "The Look".
She is change itself , that also means sometimes she is cruel and bad , was it a good idea to release her?
35:36 Smash, next question.
I give up. How many voices are there?
Eleven total! Hero, Cheated, Contrarian, Broken, Cold, Paranoid, Stubborn, Smitten, Opportunist, Skeptic, and Hunted!
@@gracegrrl007 thanks!
This is without counting the Narrator, for obvious reasons, yet there’s still somewhat of a case to be made that he counts
21:10 hehe)
17:38 I'm more of a Tower man... but this is definitely my ex... 😂😂😂
hehe.
10:15
no look tm :(
How did we defeat her at the end? I dont get it
SPOILERS PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
Your character is a god called the long quiet working with another god called the shiftimg mound aka the princess when the shifting mound comes to take the princess she brings you to long quiet and since you are the long quiet you effectively disappear meaning she cant hit you so the shifting mound finishes the job.
What is story of slay the princess?
38:47 Is that Blue Star's cousin? /ref
Nah, the razor should be called the sarcastic judging by her acting
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CHAINSAW MAN
Rizz
hehe
Why does the player have those strange arms?
The Long Quiet is heavily avian. Beaked, taloned, and heavily feathered. When the Narrator split the Long Quiet from the Shifting Mound, he imparted/imprinted much of himself onto the Long Quiet, resulting in the corvid and owlish attributes of the player character.
17:10 total adhd moment
Please do not the princess
21:13 why did they have to ai generate an eheh😭
I dont think it is ai generated but it definitely sounds weird.
YEEEEESSS CONTRARIAN! In my top 3 favorite voices list
Wait voice of the cheated is growing on me LOL
wow just discover that if you give the long quite 4 vessel then the mc can kill her
38:08
Yoink
21:10 Hehe