👌 🎄 🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎁🎁🎁 Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it and are within a timezone such that the reading of this comment occurs on the 25th! Happy Day to everyone else. It would make for a heartfelt present if you subscribed to EzPz right now, the channel what has more Zach on it: th-cam.com/channels/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA.html . If you really just don't care though, and you don't have anyone to share Christmas/Day vibes with, you should play this comic called tisTree. It's a beautiful story about Friendship, Internet, and Christmas (obviously): desktop-metaphor.itch.io/tistree . Thanks for watching this year.
There actually is a literature piece about using stairs, also the same author made one about how to cry, forgot his name though, give me a second. Found it, Julio Cortazar, argentinian writer, although I don't know if his texts are translated.
“Without L, the world is just a word.” I don’t know if this is a whoosh moment, but that’s a death note reference - (Theres a character named L, fan girls obsess over him) Edit: whooo I didn’t think this would make people upset! I strongly believe this was meant as a reference due to the specific font they used and Death Note is extremely popular, but I could be totally wrong!
“Is there a whole subreddit of Dad jokes?” r/dadjokes: hi Is there a whole subreddit of Dad jokes I’m dad Edit: I know this is 9 months later but I think I did this wrong
Halloween was last month it feels like yesterday “ that’s not funny” Me : looks at date it was published Also me : “ it was yesterday “ that’s the joke “
Person: Which way to the beach? Me: *points directly up* Far into space, exactly where I’m pointing: *the most beautiful beach in the universe, only the air is arsenic and the sand is made of diamonds*
My favorite movie is about a Man who’s wife was murdered, kid was kidnapped, and he’s traveling across the world to get him back. It’s called finding nemo
I love the story of a young prince who's dad is killed and he runs away. His uncle takes over the kingdom and destroys it. As an adult, the prince returns and takes back the kingdom, and his uncle is killed by his own servants. Love Lion King
The peeing in your dream part doesn't happen to me because awake or asleep I violently wake up while peeing. Try waking up while already awake, it's like Deja VU but immediate and violent.
sometimes ill have a "existential crisis" where i could be doing anything and suddenly answer all of the questions life hasnt answered yet in 0.001 nanoseconds
I wonder what she's listening to... Interrogator: why do you wear the pods? are you haunted by your child's cries? 14y old Girl: i couldn't hear my child, crying like a bi.. (your heart is broken!) i couldn't hear cause i was listening to Kidz Bop! your interrogation (okay..) sucks di...
@@DlcEnergy she is the person that would go to prison and just listen to music the entire time, also seems to be the person that listens to Billie Ellish
Some random things I thought of when watching this video:If a shower thought is something that you think of in the shower, then saying it when out of the shower doesn’t technically make it a shower thought anymore. If whatever we think of in the shower is a shower thought, then everything and anything is a shower thought, because at some point someone would’ve had to of thought it in the shower. I don’t even know why I thought of these things when I’m in the living room-
7:30 I read that as “a puppy” too and I paused it for like 5 seconds and sat there shocked, resumed it, saw the person say “I read it as a puppy” only then did I realize it said “puppet”
Wrong. If you are reading that, you just read words:If you are reading this comment, you just read the words, “If you are reading this comment, you just read the words,”
The subreddit r/dontmovejustfilm needs more love It's a variant of r/donthelpjustfilm, but instead of the camera person not just doing anything; on that subreddit, they are in the way. So it's short for "Don't move out of the way, just film".
@@Namityname I think what had happened was that they thought you calling Damien Emkay was a joke (idk if it was) and they wooshed Jack 647, then when you didn't understand what's going on, they wooshed you.
The one with Thanos (I hope I spelled it right). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to save this video into my funny list. I also took a screenshot. "Single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you add to you're instant ramen. Hot water. Me: drains off all water. Adds half a teaspoon of butter, dash of garlic, teriyaki sauce, half the magic flavor pack, some ground chiken, dab of seracha, onion flakes, some broccoli blooms and top it off with parsley. Then I take it and sit in front of my tv and play Skyrim for the rest of the day.
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Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it and are within a timezone such that the reading of this comment occurs on the 25th! Happy Day to everyone else. It would make for a heartfelt present if you subscribed to EzPz right now, the channel what has more Zach on it: th-cam.com/channels/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA.html .
If you really just don't care though, and you don't have anyone to share Christmas/Day vibes with, you should play this comic called tisTree. It's a beautiful story about Friendship, Internet, and Christmas (obviously): desktop-metaphor.itch.io/tistree .
Thanks for watching this year.
EmKay merry Christmas
EmKay Merry Christmas
14 hours ago.... How??
EmKay no problem you have grown so much in the past year man congrats and have a great Christmas and a happy new year
EmKay merrycrismas Damian/Zack
If you’re seeing this comment, congrats! You passed your eye test. You have eyes
r/TeChNiCalLy ThE tRuTh
I couldn’t read it
@@Luke_4044 why are you Texting yourself
@@Bruh-hq1hx r/wooooosh
@@jongyuemei it was funny until he replied to himself
EmKay: he died of natural causes
Sentence: Gravity’s natural
EmKay: Gravity’s neutral
Lol
I mean he’s technically right cuz gravity doesn’t care who or what is falling it’s going to drag you down no matter what
A 10 THUNDER Clever, very clever 👍
ʞo ɯɯɐp
@@joud9728 ok
8:51 tutorial on how to walk down the stairs.
step 20
step 19
step 18
step 15
step 9
step 3
step 0
hospital
taylor Walters r/wooosh
How to do it fast
Step 20
Step 0
Hospital
Fell gaster how on earth do you step down 19 steps at once? I think that you cut through reality again
@@notdailyshortstupidvideos881 Is more like:
Step 20
Step 15
Step 7
Step 0
Graveyard
There actually is a literature piece about using stairs, also the same author made one about how to cry, forgot his name though, give me a second.
Found it, Julio Cortazar, argentinian writer, although I don't know if his texts are translated.
*Gravity is n e u t r a l*
Wow
But many people think that it’s biased
The truth.
But gravity is opposite of normal!
@@nobody7817 vectors can be parallel and opposite at the same time. What's more, all opposite vectors are parallel
Nobody:
Dr doofenshmirtzs backstory:
*i was born at a very young age*
@Milan Andreoli I guess you could say
Nobody came
@Brlph duu don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
@Brlph duu nah bro how was phineas born
300th like
He was raised by ocelots
“Without L, the world is just a word.”
I don’t know if this is a whoosh moment, but that’s a death note reference - (Theres a character named L, fan girls obsess over him)
Edit: whooo I didn’t think this would make people upset! I strongly believe this was meant as a reference due to the specific font they used and Death Note is extremely popular, but I could be totally wrong!
without L, there would be 699,999,999 people in the world. And one is giving birth :D
IKRRR! Death note was my first and Gateway anime. :)
Without L, Kira becomes the God of the new world.
Yeah but it's technically the truth
And without Light, the world is just a world of darkness!
I’m gonna get House Arrested and then say “Dad when am I ungrounded”
i wanna like this comment but ur on 69 likes so its a double meme
@@G7372 hAha NiCe tRy But NOt ANymoRe!
@@G7372 ok
@@G7372 You can’t fool me, I memorized the link.
@@G7372 There are always 2 Q's on a rickroll link
“Is there a whole subreddit of Dad jokes?”
r/dadjokes: hi Is there a whole subreddit of Dad jokes I’m dad
Edit: I know this is 9 months later but I think I did this wrong
Breathes heavily
just stop
There is
There’s something called r/Comedy cemetery but I get it you want a subreddit only based on dad jokes
.
The superior way to climb stars,
Step 2
Step 4
Step 6
Step 8
Step 10
It's not a descent guide. Some steps are missing.
@@luck3949 r/woooosh
@@pabinda Uno reverse!
But what do I do when there are odd numbers of steps.?
@@pabinda you the one who didn't get the joke lol. take your whoosh
“Is there a whole subreddit of dad jokes?”
Me: r/dadjokes
Thinking the same
I was gonna comment this
ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ɹoɟ ʇᴉppǝɹqns ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ
ᕼᗴᒪᑭ ᗰᗴ ᔕTᑌᗪIOᔕ r/youhavefoundthissecret
ᕼᗴᒪᑭ ᗰᗴ ᔕTᑌᗪIOᔕ r/icouldreadthiswithoutproblems
Halloween was last month it feels like yesterday
“ that’s not funny”
Me : looks at date it was published
Also me : “ it was yesterday “ that’s the joke “
That doesn't make it funny
alia Besrour what?
He understood the joke, just didn't think it was funny.
Damien and Zach's voices are getting freakishly similar
Wait they aren't the same person?????
Agreed
I thought they were the same for 2 and a half minutes straight, then I realized there was no wheezing
they are merging. one day, there will be damiach and he will rule all subreddits
@@ListedBuckets and until then... we must prepare and we must teach the world to hail to the almighty Damiach
Here’s a thought-
Many of the most talented/important doctors and scientists have autism
So I guess you could argue that autism causes vaccines
😁😑🤔😨
What can I say except delete this
Meme King
WHAT CAN I SAY EXPECT,
*_NO?_*
No really the Karen’s will find this
Meme King
Uh Oh
in the world word I like how they used L's logo from deathnote
Finally. Someone else who knows
@@Noelleiscute i knew-
D
@@laydaaa wut
Yea
Person: Which way to the beach?
Me: *points directly up*
Far into space, exactly where I’m pointing: *the most beautiful beach in the universe, only the air is arsenic and the sand is made of diamonds*
How far?
Ike Illedaguy *THE AIR IS ARSENIC*
@@consumy1841 How. Far.
Ykario *DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ARESNIC?*
@@consumy1841 IDC WHERE IS IT
My favorite movie is about a Man who’s wife was murdered, kid was kidnapped, and he’s traveling across the world to get him back.
It’s called finding nemo
Did you know that the largest clownfish is the female. Bet you will never look at Finding Nemo the same way again.
ah don't forget the part where the kid is left kinda "disabled" and then he has to get help from a mentally disabled woman to get his son back
I love the story of a young prince who's dad is killed and he runs away. His uncle takes over the kingdom and destroys it. As an adult, the prince returns and takes back the kingdom, and his uncle is killed by his own servants.
Love Lion King
@@zaira2884 yeah man me too
Holy Cr*ap now This is Technically The Truth
"Without L, the word is just a word."
Weebs:😢😢
There is no L in "Word"
@@xenongd6974 three os none but three is an L in word
*Merry chrisis*
Merry hngghhhhh 🤗🤗🤗 heeerrrgfggffffggghfff 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 huugffgghhhhhhhhhh
I got a like from EmKay, it’s a Christmas miracle!
Merry christler
*mid-life crisis
Merry crisis, happy hunka
If there’s no human around to acknowledge the human race is extinct is it really even? Or am I just dumb
Quiet fox kid or else we’re taking you out of Minecraft
yes, because our ideas will still exist once we are gone
2ndPlayerBoi Well I don’t play Minecraft so idc
LandonShadow ??? Extinction is extinction. Whether there's anything to declare it makes no difference.
EmKay: “What kind of machine you even use to thread those?”
EmKay *with Master Chief voice*: “A big one”
“The guy behind me can’t see”
YOUR LIKE HITLER BUT EVEN HITLER CARED ABOUT GERMANY OR SOMETHING
Huh, that's really weird hearing it from you. JOTARO!
You’re
That quote should be
*bolded*
Dahlia Taylor Your’re fun at parties
thanks Jotaro very cool
Nobody:
EmKay: says in Reverse on Upside Down text
I mean, what was he supposed to do? Say it upside down?
ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ
@@oady4778 pls tell me how 😳
DutchDragon24 lol ɐᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇᴉ ǝdʎʇ n
@@oady4778 I mean, it's technically true.
"gravity is neutral"
- zach 2k19
"Hey where is the beach?"
"Over there."
*points to space*
"Ah thanks!"
Edit: Found this exact same thing down below, well shoot.
i dont get it?
@@fxcg r/therewasanattempt to make a joke that's funny and original is what just happened to me
@@radical9619 I mean you still right
There's a beach somewhere in Space
Did I hear someone called a part of my name?
Hahahahahah good one!............
Conspiracy theory: zach is a result if damien being weird and wanting a friend
My internet started acting up at 8:04, so my video did that loading thing. And I almost died cause it perfectly cut off his scream
Comment: "Gravitys natural"
You: "Gravitys neutral"
😮
Videos are flat, even if it’s 3D, please r/technically the truth me.
*Boing boing*
videos are video, even if it's video. #truth
Whot
@@LennoxTC photos, not videos
no u
Man this video has yet more narration just makes it ten times better to watch
"The guy behind me can't see"
And the guy in front of you got caught picking a winner.
My friend trying to justify why he pissed the bed: 6:34
it's ok no one can control their wet dreams
@@EmKay XD
@@EmKay my 9 year old cousin pissed on my dogs dog bed
@@caT-gs9oe o h
At 6:03 I heard “ gravity’s neutral” is it just me
Looks like Damien left Zach to do this video cause he was tired of all the people telling him to say _"my namien is Damien"_
Merry christmas!
Merry crisma
Merry Christmas
Merr Chism
*Me Chrismon 🤗
*Meerca Chase
@10:11
"you can point in any direction and be correct"
Me: Points up
Zach: Listen here you little $h!t
Okay you probably think I’m lying but he said it as I saw this comment I swear I’m not lying
Other planet: Has a beach
@@seabassjames8222 bruh
The peeing in your dream part doesn't happen to me because awake or asleep I violently wake up while peeing. Try waking up while already awake, it's like Deja VU but immediate and violent.
sometimes ill have a "existential crisis" where i could be doing anything and suddenly answer all of the questions life hasnt answered yet in 0.001 nanoseconds
Blackholes are dangerous.
We don't understand the *gravity* of the situation yet.
r/technicallythetruth
tornadix99 this comment is like a road sign I looked at it as soon as I saw it r/technicallythetruthe
Thumbnail: The guy behind me can’t see.
Me: The guy behind the slaughter.
Ｈ Ｅ Ａ Ｒ Ｔ Ｂ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｒ ?
LemonLime. Actually nvm u left me speechless.
_nyes_
*Y E S !*
*clicks* noice
"Hey, which way is the beach?"
*points upward*
Somewhere out in space you pointed to something that classifies as a beach
+ Super Cyclone Good point! Imma brb (gonna go to the sun)
8:48 She’s wearing AirPods in her mugshot
I wonder what she's listening to...
Interrogator: why do you wear the pods? are you haunted by your child's cries?
14y old Girl: i couldn't hear my child, crying like a bi.. (your heart is broken!) i couldn't hear cause i was listening to Kidz Bop! your interrogation (okay..) sucks di...
@@DlcEnergy she is the person that would go to prison and just listen to music the entire time, also seems to be the person that listens to Billie Ellish
8:52 Tutorial on how to Fall down your stairs.
Step One
Step Two
Step Four
Step Seven
Step Eleven
@Lilith Pitts same
Zach is like Damien, but without that *WHEEZE*
Well technically your not wrong
10:23
That's how Jane the killer's family got killed by Jeff
0:43 you are scaring me with that impression... my brother screamed "NANI?" in the other room once he heard your voice!
Merry Christmas everyone! It's 6 am and I slept 6 hours, don't you all think when you can't sleep on Christmas: *my body knows*
Some random things I thought of when watching this video:If a shower thought is something that you think of in the shower, then saying it when out of the shower doesn’t technically make it a shower thought anymore.
If whatever we think of in the shower is a shower thought, then everything and anything is a shower thought, because at some point someone would’ve had to of thought it in the shower.
I don’t even know why I thought of these things when I’m in the living room-
2:33
You could also call it... a unicorn
Zach's starting to add more commentary to his vids and I think that's a great Christmas gift
Finally an actual good subreddit youtuber.
Everyone is allergic to death
"Snake, what is he playing?"
"To easy, its a guitar"
" *wha* "
EmKay: "This is some fanart. It's fantastic."
The big four men of the MCU:
Ironman:
[Picture of Ironman]
Spiderman:
[Picture of Spiderman]
Antman:
[Picture of Antman]
Aw man:
[Picture of Creeper]
Merry Christmas EmKay!
7:30 I read that as “a puppy” too and I paused it for like 5 seconds and sat there shocked, resumed it, saw the person say “I read it as a puppy” only then did I realize it said “puppet”
Video: Without L the world is just a word
Me: *notices that font on L*
Me: *has Death Note flashbacks*
Me: *sobs*
He was the Justice.
Reasons he’s not texting you: your in front of a landline not a iPhone
I was not ready for that ceiling fan post. I laughed way harder than I should have
I RECOGNIZE THAT ICON AT 7:07 THAT HEARTED THAT COMMENT
THAT'S MATT D'AVELLA
@Triffty do you really think they were saying that directly to you
If you are reading this comment, you just read the words, “If you are reading this comment, you just read the words,”
Wrong. If you are reading that, you just read words:If you are reading this comment, you just read the words, “If you are reading this comment, you just read the words,”
@@dsplayer2357 wrong "endless loop"
A paradox???
"Let's be honest, what serious music do you find in there?"
*Angry experimental music noises*
Mother: Dearest child, you shall rest
Me: of course Motherly figure that is my mom
Also me: Stays up watching Emkay instead like a *e p i c* *b o s s*
Merry Christmas emkay!!
merry christmas darrius!!
Cheers!
I love narrator and when I first saw zaks face I thought that looks a lot like narrator and it is you learn something new everyday
The subreddit r/dontmovejustfilm needs more love
It's a variant of r/donthelpjustfilm, but instead of the camera person not just doing anything; on that subreddit, they are in the way. So it's short for "Don't move out of the way, just film".
Me: Is emkay sick?
Me: Oh ya Zach exists
His name is Damien lol
@DaytonaGachaTuber cAγENNE ?????
@@Namityname I think what had happened was that they thought you calling Damien Emkay was a joke (idk if it was) and they wooshed Jack 647, then when you didn't understand what's going on, they wooshed you.
@@fulltimeweeb7394 thank
5:11
Without Light, the world is dark.
L fans: The end is Near
The last time I was this early to something............was my birth
So you where born before you where born
Well technically (ehem) you were about 9 months late because everyone already knew you were coming at some point but your lazy ass didn't give a shit
@Myroh what? What is that even supposed to mean?
@Joe M I know the damn meme but the way he used it makes no sense.
Falling off the stairs tutorial:
Step 15:
Step 14:
Step 11:
Step 4:
Step 0:
@@nobody7817 perhaps you fell and ended up on top of the stairs
@@nobody7817 nice
I watched this through new years by myself, it was a good video
Fröhliche Weihnachten aka merry Christmas 👁👄👁
FizzyFusion you’re a nice man im gonna subscribe
My German eyes freaked out for a moment.
Same tbh
Sarah Randall since when does speaking German and liking vintage stuff equal Nazi? Is there some hidden context I didn't see?
Sarah Randall people like you should stop being on internet.
2:27 "this dog could've been called puppy corn but this name is already used"
Man, I haven't been watching you enough lately! I love your vids!!
"Eating 3 pizza in a day is more healthier than being dead"
Welp good thing I just started eating my 3rd one
The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is a lie. Both sentences are a paradox
This sentence is not true
This sentence is a paradox.
Wait…
Whoever works for Emkay is lucky, they get to read memes for their job
I didn't sleep the whole night and this comes randomly.
SamuelsAccount07 same
Did you know?
Most Italian people aren’t typically from Russia
dammm so smart
Oof I'm dismayed
Nobody:
Litterally nobody:
Emkay: "Gravity's neutral"6:04
" Is there a subreddit with only dad jokes?" ... r/dadjokes
5:26
That's a joke line from Pele a character in Smite
Husband: why are there monsters?!
Shoots monsters
Wife: um..... It's Halloween
3:45 she looks like a 50 year old about to ask the manager why her banana has dark spots
I’m so used to hearing “I’m Damien” that it shook me when I heard zach
Wait what
Yes, there is a subreddit of just dad jokes and it's amazing. r/dadjokes
When Zach first joined Emkay I thought that he would be very different to Damien but are they..... The same person?
The one with Thanos (I hope I spelled it right).
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had to save this video into my funny list. I also took a screenshot.
"Single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anything can be life threatening if you’re dying
9:58 There's still ice giants - Uranus and Neptune
Merry Craigslist
Merry crismas
Happy crimas
What do you add to you're instant ramen. Hot water.
Me: drains off all water. Adds half a teaspoon of butter, dash of garlic, teriyaki sauce, half the magic flavor pack, some ground chiken, dab of seracha, onion flakes, some broccoli blooms and top it off with parsley. Then I take it and sit in front of my tv and play Skyrim for the rest of the day.
Dark humor is kinda like food... not everyone gets it
Jokes are like meme ideas, almost all of them aren’t original
@@purplefire3377. Opinions on comments are like buttholes. Everyone has one.
This joke is like women boomers. Really fucking old and not funny
And the people that do get it can still choke
R/dadjokes is literally a subreddit of dad jokes.
4:11 he has a pretty dang accurate solid snake impression ngl.
Theres 2 ways to annoy someone with OCD:
1. Not finishing your sentence.
2.
*1. not having numbers in correct order.*
*69. red orange yellow blue purple green*
._.
This is the truth!
A dog is
a
living
*thing*
O:
What about Gabe?
5:12 _Is This a Death note reference I see?_
*Grabs Apple popcorn*
It's like coca cola, Light
10:23 That was a creepypasta reference CHANGE MY MIND
It was Jane the killer right?