Touhou 14.3 ~ Impossible Spell Card - All Scenes Cleared No Items

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  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    Seija refuses to be beaten at her own game. "If everyone else is cheating, I'm going to play fair." Amanojaku logic at its finest.

    • @awe9217
      @awe9217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      40:20
      ".. nevermind. ALMOST fair."

    • @emishimaru-sama6449
      @emishimaru-sama6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@awe9217 What do you mean? >.>

    • @awe9217
      @awe9217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      sorry for the late ass reply but when someone commented to do it without passives jaimers commented this:
      'I'm not sure if things like 10-4 are possible without any passives. The whole idea of that card is to kill it before the second shitstorm starts which you can't do without the spreadshot. Reason being that Remilia moves out of the center of the screen after the first wave and there will not be enough room to circle around her for the second wave. '
      considering that you are.. kind.. of using your items as passives, you can see why..

    • @Ythundyth
      @Ythundyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@awe9217 Regarding 10-4, I've seen players 2 cycle it, but apparently it's only possible if Remilia is in 2 out of 6 positions (so basically a 33% chance).

    • @Latency345
      @Latency345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      awe famsquad technically passives don’t count as using the item directly. You’re just holding it with your other hand.

  • @snanta
    @snanta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    8:38 Mokou slips on a banana peel and fucking dies

    • @mushroomsrcool1449
      @mushroomsrcool1449 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rest in flaming piss. x-x

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Then she does it again, and again, and again, and again...

  • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
    @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Marisa: "And then Seija proceeded to beat the entire game with no items."
    Reimu: "That... doesn't seem physically possible."
    Marisa: "That's what Seija kept shouting."
    Seija: "THIS! DOESN'T! SEEM! PHYSICALLY! POSSIBLE!"

    • @widedog3861
      @widedog3861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      is this a rvb reference

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@widedog3861 what is rvb

    • @widedog3861
      @widedog3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bobbycrofts9241 red vs blue, you can find it on TH-cam

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@widedog3861 oh ok

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah never expected a reference like this to be here

  • @vavada8288
    @vavada8288 9 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    I find it ironic how the achievement for capturing all the spells without cheating is called "Ultimate Cheating Lifeform".

    • @zemyla
      @zemyla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      It's because you're so good at the game that your mere existence is cheating.

    • @silvernightray7701
      @silvernightray7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Can you count how many times you cheated death on Touhou? I think that achievement's name is legit... 😂😂😂

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      “I am Seija Kijin, master of all the impossible spell cards!”
      “_*This*_ is who I am!”

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      kars moment

    • @Unifoseum
      @Unifoseum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zemyla “Shadow, stop cheating!”
      “....No.”

  • @ShadowOfOurHearts
    @ShadowOfOurHearts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    1:56 wouldn't be cirno without a blindspot after all

  • @FlyingHighUp
    @FlyingHighUp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    and that is how you dodge rain

    • @dylanmause2340
      @dylanmause2340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      FreakerCamper it is a touhou fan meme.

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@fcnth That is how you memorize rain patterns and then proceed to dodge rain.

    • @akifarid9157
      @akifarid9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually, Marisa once stated that rain is in the list of "easy to dodge" object, alongside with rain, mind blowing, right? 😛

    • @bastion8804
      @bastion8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@akifarid9157 to be fair, danmaku moves extremely fast, possibly light speed so for Marisa (or any 2hu character, really) would feel like the rain's on a standstill.

    • @bobbycrofts9241
      @bobbycrofts9241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bastion8804 i did not know that, very interesting

  • @TheAnonymousClone
    @TheAnonymousClone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    *Lays kunais and knives in a check mark pattern*
    *starts time*
    Sakuya: Just do it.

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sakuya taking “checkmate” a little too literally

  • @asteriddle
    @asteriddle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    impossible spellcard? more like everyone hates seija: the game

  • @snapcracklebop
    @snapcracklebop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    You... You are *the* danmaku god of Gensokyo and I refuse to believe anything else.

    • @trilolyte1866
      @trilolyte1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pruns

    • @beatsbycossack
      @beatsbycossack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pruns is the danmaku god of Mugenri.

    • @kienphucnguyen2001
      @kienphucnguyen2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he became a cute touhou girl with fancy hat.

    • @tsuzyx9672
      @tsuzyx9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The danmaku gods are Jaimers, Pruns, and MegamanOmega

    • @laminar2477
      @laminar2477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tsuzyx9672 My dude, you can't have a list like this without Yatsuzume, the best western touhou player in existence based on known achievements. This is of course limited to Touhou, Jaimers easily has more experience in bullet hells as a genre, but his Touhou achievements are mostly limited to individual stages. Yatsu has LNN'd EVERY Touhou game. Plus, as much as I like MegamanOmega, he can't compare to Yatzu, Pruns, or Jaimers.

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I love how this game turned the whole formula on its head. You were the big bad on the run from literally everyone, who would go so far as to completely disregard the rules that have been set in stone just to bring you down.
    Seija may well be the most successful villain in the whole series.

    • @Eltipoquevisteayer
      @Eltipoquevisteayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Actually, he kinda went scott free from DDC's incident, She may be beaten, but she ultimately used Sukuna and let her receive the biggest punishment

    • @anonymousanonymous8216
      @anonymousanonymous8216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Sir Yeetus XIV I mean... did they REALLY disregard the rules? I mean this video is literally proof that the spellcards are possible without cheating, thus they’re still abiding by the rules

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...but her plan in DDC failed. If she were really that successful then this game wouldn't exist.

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Gengarzilla out of all the villains, seija's the most successful, not necessarily successful though.

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @PSYCHICFIRE 7 months ol' me did not know much about other touhou games, but now i can safely say yes, you are indeed correct

  • @bardoquisaiajeans
    @bardoquisaiajeans 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    36:38 I hath thou pretzel!

  • @blu_wraith6693
    @blu_wraith6693 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    40:22 Zun
    Plz no

    • @nbd9321
      @nbd9321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ZUN
      Z for ZUN's Game
      U for u(you) cant play this game
      N for Never try in lunatic mode
      Touhou
      T for Toilet
      okay okay dont be meme

  • @Uthael_Kileanea
    @Uthael_Kileanea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    47:46 - The number of clears, attempts and high score for each stage.
    Edit: You know something is difficult when a thousand deaths is not enough.

    • @AndrewBlechinger
      @AndrewBlechinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A thousand deaths was literally me in Celeste Chapter 3. That game broke me in ways I didn't know were still possible at my age.

    • @3and2
      @3and2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      48:42 that a lot of attempts…

    • @aaa-uc6el
      @aaa-uc6el 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AndrewBlechinger hardest chapter imo without farewell/core (me with 6621 deaths on farewell be like)

    • @guy_th18
      @guy_th18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AndrewBlechinger Chapter... 3?
      That's a typo right?

    • @kirimusse
      @kirimusse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaa-uc6el Jesuschrist, ok, I heard enough; I thought Kinkaku-ji was hell because it took me +3000 photos, thus I refuse to get myself into a self-imposed challenge where I'll fail twice as many times as photos I did for that back in StB.

  • @MsEkkaia
    @MsEkkaia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    40:20
    Wat
    That goes against everything i believe.

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Miroir But What about Gengetsu rape time?

    • @LowMMRDbD
      @LowMMRDbD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I managed to do that.spell on mokous countleas death by pure luck, but the health is so much lower.

    • @jambon2730
      @jambon2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still easier than beben's arrow

  • @MelancholicLOLOL
    @MelancholicLOLOL 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I was waiting for this video, and it did not disappoint! As a bonus, now that I've been shown how to Momiji maybe I can finally do this myself.
    Competitive Touhou 14.3 no item 100% speedrunning needs to be a thing!

  • @TristinBailey
    @TristinBailey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    2:01 God dammit guys! You had one job! They didn't even move and you missed!

    • @itsrainingoutside3752
      @itsrainingoutside3752 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      +Tristin Bailey thats cirno for you

    • @nopecopter
      @nopecopter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +Tristin Bailey That attack is basically Icicle Fall - Easy on crack.

    • @TristinBailey
      @TristinBailey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't Stop the Bhop
      Really? It seemed like one of those "DON'T MOVE" levels from Happy Wheels, man I love those things.

    • @AnimaRandom
      @AnimaRandom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Nathan Bremer oh...that card....yup that annoying card of cirno....how i could forget that....she forces me to use bombs....(i'm just a noob in touhou when i play EosD) ,take note: i play on normal mode

    • @nopecopter
      @nopecopter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +john gabriel Tok I'm a noob in general when it comes to Touhou... I play on Normal though, because Easy provides NO challenge and I don't trust myself to be able to do ANYTHING on Hard or Lunatic. I've beaten Cirno ONCE, mostly due to that one nonspell where she fires icicles in a bowling pin-style formation.

  • @827adrian
    @827adrian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Comments on this video:
    28% how do you even
    22% where can I download this game
    50% HOW IS THAT REMILIA ATTACK POSSIBLE

    • @_Du4l
      @_Du4l 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alex Everett 1% Comment in this video :v

    • @hiiragii
      @hiiragii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZeyLogger lmao just download it from the moriya shrine (its a website for pirating 2hu games)

  • @epichamster96
    @epichamster96 10 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    After beating bullet heaven, I thought I would be trained for this. I was wrong. Oh so wrong.

    • @MrFlox888
      @MrFlox888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I like how bullet heaven sounds like the opposite of bullet hell. lol

    • @DJKrisyKrisdude
      @DJKrisyKrisdude 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrFlox. That's because it is -.-

    • @MrFlox888
      @MrFlox888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Just the title, but the game is not.

    • @DJKrisyKrisdude
      @DJKrisyKrisdude 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrFlox888 Fair enough.

    • @MrFlox888
      @MrFlox888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      K

  • @minaly22
    @minaly22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    40:00 Remilia is absolutely terrifying. Fitful nightmare indeed.

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually that's not that bad

    • @robotron6420
      @robotron6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bropower125Games You have to defeat her, and also you will do that, and her will only use that spin knives 2 times o maybe 3

    • @AJD558
      @AJD558 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      scary!!

  • @pepsiman8137
    @pepsiman8137 10 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    33:54 futo: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MAYDAY MAYDAY!

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of the glitch in Imperishable Night where you can talk to Reimu while she's offscreen.

    • @827adrian
      @827adrian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pixelated Yokai She smacked into one of those pillars on the sides. It's hard to see reality when the only thing you see is the crazy spell card rift thing.

    • @bisbalbinwag72
      @bisbalbinwag72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That Air Force Scream

    • @likeok4
      @likeok4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Futo fucking dies.

    • @mrrp405
      @mrrp405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Likeok4 this is so sad can we go set byakurens temple on fire

  • @SeriouslySenpaiCosplay
    @SeriouslySenpaiCosplay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is pure amazing. No words can explain. Also it would seem Zun made this game his own version of that long touhou all stars video i've seen.

  • @TalosMistake
    @TalosMistake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Some spell cards look impossible but not that impossible. If remilia spam random knifes everywhere in 40:21 it would be truly impossible. (without TAS) That's why it's possible to no-item clear it.
    Zun is genius.

  • @DiceDsx
    @DiceDsx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    It seems Remilia took lessons from Gengetsu...

    • @resplandent
      @resplandent 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You can bet she did.

    • @DiceDsx
      @DiceDsx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ***** Oh, hi there, Gengetsu.
      Did you also teached some tricks to Hibachi, Queen Larsa and Inbachi?

    • @davidmadera009
      @davidmadera009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gengetu*

    • @tuhkapussi987
      @tuhkapussi987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gengetsu*

    • @inakilbss
      @inakilbss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      davidmadera009 It depends on what system you use to latinize Japanese. With Zun's strange mix of Kunrei and Nihon, it would be Gengetsu, not Gengetu.

  • @nekofumi7807
    @nekofumi7807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I always wondered...how in hecatia's name did seija ever steal yukari's umbrella?

    • @olixx1213
      @olixx1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She was sleeping

    • @icecrownpoint
      @icecrownpoint ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seija didn't steal. It's Yukari letting Seija take her powerful umbrella just out of fun

    • @thomaswang2223
      @thomaswang2223 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s a replica

  • @flariz4824
    @flariz4824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Lol I love how I took 60 painful hours to No Item all scenes and JAIMERS does it in *17 mere hours*...
    Thats 3 times faster, actually a bit more than 3, but you get the point. Its freaking hilarious, lmao.
    I wonder if ZUN has an impossible spellcard 2 or at least something similar to it in the future... It was my favorite spin-off by far.

  • @amarettotart4780
    @amarettotart4780 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Who needs items?
    I need items....

  • @win100000
    @win100000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Skip to 40:02 for nightmare.

    • @mineLOLpride
      @mineLOLpride 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Now if i ever get this game and refer my friend to play it, i will warn him of this level...
      'Your hitbox is not as big as the sprite looks, its only a few pixels :3'

    • @BlackBeartic229
      @BlackBeartic229 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My eyes...
      Damnit remi

    • @SerabiiBot
      @SerabiiBot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Border of Wave and Particle? PFFT, that got nothin' on Remi!

    • @silvernightray7701
      @silvernightray7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Too much charisma in one spellcard...

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This really isn't that bad.

  • @AmbassadorBreadloaf
    @AmbassadorBreadloaf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:57 A baka, as usual.

  • @xaldrortenderofthevats8948
    @xaldrortenderofthevats8948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    27:41 YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, SHINMYOUMARU! YOU WERE SUPPPOSED TO TOPPLE THE HIERARCHY, NOT JOIN IT!!!
    Edit: also 38:18 Toyosatomimi: PRAISE THE SUN!

    • @BL00DY-CHAN
      @BL00DY-CHAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xaldror Tender of the Vats
      More like : "PRAISE THE ZUN"

  • @emishimaru-sama6449
    @emishimaru-sama6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:38 It's like touhou players know the exact range of each bullet's hitbox..
    7:02 that spellcard Is a possible nuisance to deal with, but this guy made It look so easy, like It was a fixed spellcard..
    8:38 Oh that flashback of Mokou comitting Kamikaze on me x'D
    11:05 .... having the second Item option makes the first ones very easy.
    12:00 oh wow.
    14:23 This one Is annoying..
    15:12 oh my..
    15:48 Had I know only one could spawn xD
    17:10 That was easier than what I remember..
    20:08 Just noticed the tengu actually takes photos.
    20:56 really -_-'' [I'm feeling bad about succeeding the other way
    21:28 Was that luck, or fixed?
    26:24 This Is annoying
    27:12 Oh, the famous old era bullets I think people call Cheetos Lasers
    29:35 This Is a nuisance
    31:15 This one Is actually very hard..
    32:47 What exactly Is going on here..
    34:35 Hate this one. Red orbs spawning randomly.
    36:34 This one too. The Issue here Is Futo herself. Her sprite Is out of her hitbox.
    38:20 I also hate this one. It's kind of based on luck.
    40:20 This guy Is a vampire hunter >:D
    41:14 Oh wow.
    45:00 It's like she's pounding mochi.
    46:36 Am I glad the final one was a fair danmaku :v

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      About the first one; there is a thcrap patch that resizes the bullets to match their actual hitboxes, although it's technically considered cheating despite being a purely cosmetic change mechanically

  • @Awalys
    @Awalys 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    +Monique Kalu
    You can't ask questions and remove comments on it.
    Second, Touhou only seems hard for newcomers, and like every other game, you need practice in order to succeed.

  • @BL00DY-CHAN
    @BL00DY-CHAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    There are silly spellcards like Cirno's and Yoshika's.
    There are challenging spellcards like... pretty much everyone.
    And then there is Remilia.

  • @tristar6118
    @tristar6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I think ZUN definitely has his coolest looking patterns in this game. Little disappointed that the normal games can't have super interesting patterns like these.

    • @blueaxolotl6302
      @blueaxolotl6302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They're a lot like the Last Words from Touhou 8. If you like these you'd probably like those too.

  • @andreak3979
    @andreak3979 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    All I can say after seeing you handle Remilia's first card....damn. That was hell, even with the lantern. Mad props for doing it the hard way.

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    ... more like "Occasionally Stressful, but Definitely Possible Spell Card". A number of these have their tricks to overcome, but otherwise I was surprised to see how many gaps there were in many of these spell cards that are designed to be "impossible". I guess the spell card rules are upheld even during a bounty hunt.

  • @mushroomsrcool1449
    @mushroomsrcool1449 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    20:25
    It's true. They're dodging literal *rain*.

  • @shiroinu6773
    @shiroinu6773 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    there should be a new term in touhou fandom called "facesitting" or something. lol
    GJ by the way, the ISC Reverse no-item was awesome too

    • @Buer1969
      @Buer1969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Shiro Inu* That term is called Icicle Fall - Easy

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A guide for this game on Steam called it "The Hatting Method"

  • @htasul
    @htasul 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    way too much free time 11/10

  • @popcioslav
    @popcioslav 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Well, you've did the "almost impossible thing ever".
    AND NOW DO THIS WITH MALLET AS A SUB ITEM!

    • @louisstarsky3019
      @louisstarsky3019 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be more of a feat to beat every stage by mostly using the mallet as the main. The mallet passive only affects items.

    • @popcioslav
      @popcioslav 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Louis Starsky I have said he has to beat it without using any main items AND with a sub mallet. This way he can't use both items and passives.

    • @JaimersSTG
      @JaimersSTG  10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław I'm not sure if things like 10-4 are possible without any passives. The whole idea of that card is to kill it before the second shitstorm starts which you can't do without the spreadshot. Reason being that Remilia moves out of the center of the screen after the first wave and there will not be enough room to circle around her for the second wave.

    • @popcioslav
      @popcioslav 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jaimers91 So we've finally know why this game is called "Impossible Spell Card".

    • @AndreaForlani
      @AndreaForlani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Louis Starsky That's why "Shatter All Spell Card" exists!

  • @reversal2341
    @reversal2341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like to think that at the end, Yukari is so desperate to capture Seija she gradually add more types of bullets as they fills more part of the screen

  • @alois9206
    @alois9206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Zun wants to meet me now
    Zun wants to meet me now

  • @ToxicSouls
    @ToxicSouls 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    47:10 When someone say : Dark souls is the hardest game ever ! *Take the bat Lucille* Hamstamgram...

  • @FJGenso
    @FJGenso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Some of the spell cards can be considered easy, and some are incredibly unfair.
    40:22 this is probably the most unfair spellcard in the entire touhou games, even I need countless of repeat to just beat Remilia's Fitful Nightmare with tools and with few luckiness :(

  • @duongneverdie1094
    @duongneverdie1094 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    bro unlocked the secret skill of PoFV bots

  • @ghb323
    @ghb323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how you get above the boss, it looks like you are sitting on their face (27:28)

  • @mothman3781
    @mothman3781 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    how the fuck
    how do you
    what

  • @Patchuiko
    @Patchuiko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You make the impossible... POSSIBLE!!

  • @OneSaltyBruh
    @OneSaltyBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jaimers just gave up on the human act and posted this

  • @luminousdelight5097
    @luminousdelight5097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Drinking game: take a shot every time you see a bullet

    • @Buer1969
      @Buer1969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Elijah Bartl Not enought alcohol

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll be the sane one and say that you'd die within 3 seconds if you did that

    • @magicalmelancholy970
      @magicalmelancholy970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You wouldn't be able to drink fast enough, much less count the bullets and be sober enough to unpause the video after you're done.

    • @Bropower125Games
      @Bropower125Games 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That too

    • @dankukus2377
      @dankukus2377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll meet you at my funeral.

  • @cantharelluscibarius2244
    @cantharelluscibarius2244 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    why does they explode into weed?

    • @anzu3515
      @anzu3515 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sinouris Curtus Oh my wow xD

    • @valciajm
      @valciajm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Candy breacker Cat I just realized wow

    • @goddamn518
      @goddamn518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alen Lecher Yeah, unfortunately they look like weed with those colors caused by the explosion...

    • @frdla4124
      @frdla4124 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R/woooosh bitched

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FRDLA r/foundthemobileuser
      r/ihavereddit
      ooooh, double!

  • @vinalgin9797
    @vinalgin9797 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh, so great fairy wars, touhou 11 and touhou 15 was just practice for the later days of this game. Great, time to go insane.

  • @pokemonique92
    @pokemonique92 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm sorry if this is an odd question, but I'm new here. Are all Touhou fans masochists? Why do they enjoy a game that (seems to be) torture?

    • @KungFuPanda1223
      @KungFuPanda1223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      satisfaction of winning after hours of uncontrollable rage

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm pretty sure I'm not a masochist, and I'm a touhou fan. We like it 'cause it's hard? At least, I do.

    • @goodzillo
      @goodzillo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cause it feels really good to come across a challenge and conquer it with your own skill. Also, this is an entry where the patterns are intentionally made nigh-impossible. Normally you have tools that help with them, bu this is a no tool run. Most 2hu players couldn't dream of pulling this off.

    • @Fannintendociccio1
      @Fannintendociccio1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And even without the pain and hard challenges, there's still fun to be had even without crazy stuff like this game in particular😂 also, the guy playing isn't playing as you're "intended". He is making the game harder for himself😂

    • @yurigagarin9765
      @yurigagarin9765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because the ones who do like Undertale aren't as obnoxously vocal. I really liked Undertale, but I'm also a Touhou fan to the point of having 1cced several games on normal and a couple on hard.

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Imagine literally never playing touhou in your life and this is your first proper exposure to it
    That's me rn

    • @nasanierulastname2997
      @nasanierulastname2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my first ever exposure to touhou was the windows crazy errors

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nasanierulastname2997 marisa stole the precious thing

  • @mstrswrd
    @mstrswrd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I want to post this to ZUN's twitter (twitter.com/korindo), but I don't know Japanese. Someone who knows Japanese, go!

  • @XLara
    @XLara 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really impresive, Remilia's knives madness and the Danmaku Barrier of Yukari
    You are awesome

  • @TheRaguORagula
    @TheRaguORagula 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't even know what Touhou is but you're f___ing amazing!

    • @edberaga6357
      @edberaga6357 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRaguORagula then play it!s

  • @justanoob7348
    @justanoob7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:00
    Crino: Eye am the strongest , u can’t survive my attack >:)
    Seija: lol

  • @LoppinLazy
    @LoppinLazy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy deserves some kind of ultimate award, gifted by ZUN himself personally.

  • @JunkyX1122
    @JunkyX1122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I question why Futo's at the Moriya Shrine in this game.

    • @unrealrealism2051
      @unrealrealism2051 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well story of this game is this : seija kisjin is WANTED, so everyone is trying to get her anywhere so that explains why yuyuko is not at nether land, futo is at moriya and etc weird

    • @JunkyX1122
      @JunkyX1122 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Unreal realism Aahh ok

    • @awe9217
      @awe9217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unreal realism
      She flipped too much right

    • @Fannintendociccio1
      @Fannintendociccio1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, other than that, i'm pretty sure the main person in futo's clan was moriya no mononobe. After his defeat some say he went to the moriya shrine to do ...stuff

    • @xaldrortenderofthevats8948
      @xaldrortenderofthevats8948 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      could be that Futo heard that Sanae helped beat Byakuren and wanted some tips. That or she wanted to see if they had any lighters, one or the other.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    36:35 Thou shalt not dodge the great Mononobe Clan's almighty pretzel!!!

  • @Touhou101
    @Touhou101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Real excited for anyone to pull off a pacifist run version of this =w=

    • @naufaldreamer270
      @naufaldreamer270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tobuun its actually impissible as you cant complete the stage by running out tge spellcards

  • @konstantinsotov6251
    @konstantinsotov6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    40:00 - 40:55
    You can build the whole train using theese knifes

  • @Mionelol
    @Mionelol 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very interesting stuff on byakuren's 2nd memoshit spell, doesn't look *that* hard done that way.
    Everything else I hoped to see secret strats and instead just got confirmed that I will forever be stuck at 70/75 Q_Q
    You're an inspiration, keep it up!

  • @brennangleason2997
    @brennangleason2997 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    40:03 Remilia out here like "remember me from past games? By the way fuck you, here's a knife storm"

  • @junkopam1679
    @junkopam1679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:16 It's good to be giant fairy! (EoSD in a Shellnut reference.)

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:05 Seiga attempts a spell card and dies instantly

  • @cirnobyl9158
    @cirnobyl9158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:31 Ugh I tried to do this spell without items or sub-items to get the achievement. It's a nightmare without enhanced shot because the drums take so long to kill that you don't have much time to shoot Raiko.

  • @StinkBugWizard
    @StinkBugWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't stand how ZUN reuses 10+ year-old character sprites.

    • @RealPhantasm
      @RealPhantasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t really mind or care about that.
      But I do agree that he should start considering making new resources/sprites.

  • @Darkxellmc
    @Darkxellmc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    at 21:00, how do you know where she will fire the electric beams? It seems fully unpredictible and not dodgeable if it decides to be on you.

    • @JaimersSTG
      @JaimersSTG  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iirc, that scene is very luck-based yeah. You can still move up and down at the right wall to react to the lasers, but it's not always possible.

  • @carolm3818
    @carolm3818 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, this is probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

  • @eggsy8673
    @eggsy8673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:56 she's chill bro

  • @orpsehiefdersadist3777
    @orpsehiefdersadist3777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the first remilia spellcard on the last day, i did notice the super speed knife spiral pattern bfr watching this video but couldnt seem to get into it....after watching this video, i realised that i actually need to survive the non super speed spiral part first...impossibru!(for me at least)

  • @aenigmatrices
    @aenigmatrices ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100% This was why they were all using their impossible spell cards, so that Seija would naturally play fairly and - unlike in this video - naturally lose.
    But either the mallet's influence kept her from doing her amanojaku thing, or the hint just flew right over Seija's head.

  • @zamirmustafich1655
    @zamirmustafich1655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's been a while, and i still don't know what Youmu is doing with her stray slashes except for cancelling bullets

  • @andrewjiang3993
    @andrewjiang3993 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're awesome! Some those spell cards look really hard.

  • @mcsteam236
    @mcsteam236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've never played touhou, but dang this looks really hard and really cool at the same time. Nice

  • @infinitetaquito4484
    @infinitetaquito4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “The More beautiful the pattern means there’s a higher chance of you failing”
    Well I mean it seems more hypnotizing then beautiful
    I just searched up the meaning and I take that back

  • @leimatzunkyo5586
    @leimatzunkyo5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough"

  • @andrugarcia3528
    @andrugarcia3528 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    And once again you do it Jaimers, you never cease to impress.

  • @Ginger_Hrn
    @Ginger_Hrn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:25.
    ah yes Cirno the strongest. No need to move on the entire stage.

  • @UltimaHeartless
    @UltimaHeartless 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:34 Looks like I know where Dodge Roll got the ideas for the Gorgun's attack patterns in Enter The Gungeon from.

  • @Zororak
    @Zororak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I tested the Yin-Yang orb's ability in Sanae's Systemic Reptile. Doesn't work at all on those lasers, the thing is totally bugged.

  • @Electrosa
    @Electrosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A million years later, and I just noticed that Sakuya stops time for herself, but she doesn't stop the actual timer. Awful rude of her, I think.

  • @nintengurnd
    @nintengurnd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, it's really weird seeing all the original sprites from the games each character first appeared in

  • @aprettyfunnyperson4516
    @aprettyfunnyperson4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:42 The Luigi strategy

  • @ModernConner
    @ModernConner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You made this fast! 17 days after the game's release!

  • @incandescence5547
    @incandescence5547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Game: *exists*
    Me: *looking at sidebar* move over triforce, here comes the octosependilliquilikavaforce!

  • @tonick2208
    @tonick2208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow
    This one i actually respect out of all the touhou pros.
    Like srsly it rly fken helpful

  • @TheTeff007
    @TheTeff007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As Expected from Jaimers. Good job~!
    18 hours, huh? So I still have 7 hours to have my own moral victory over you and LYX!! (Whoever that is~)

  • @AsianRailgun
    @AsianRailgun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doing 4-3, 5-2, 8-6 etc. in under 100 tries... just what kind of ungodly luck do you have, Jaimers? o_O

    • @Poggle566
      @Poggle566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The more you practice, the luckier you get.

  • @alois9206
    @alois9206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Nice TAS.
    Wait...

  • @DBetz109
    @DBetz109 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    You really are awesome at this! Keep it up!

  • @seaoftears2984
    @seaoftears2984 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    46:35 lol I remember when I first played it I canceled all the bullets at the end with the camera (I think because I was lazy). But now I look at this and realize that it's in fact really easy.
    Hell yeah, it took me several tries to do it, :)

  • @Vokoca
    @Vokoca 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the description of that nickname. Hilarious.

  • @AJD558
    @AJD558 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how do you do biwa of euphoric song without safespotting it???

  • @sasukefaan
    @sasukefaan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Only found out about touhou game series recently.. where can i play or download?

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not a game for free download. Many copies of this seem to be floating around, it's a matter of finding one.

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Look it up, I dare you. While you can get them at Moriya Shrine, those are technically pirated copies as disc versions are still going around.

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I'm trying to say look for a copy of the game on Amazon rather than take the large risk of downloading it from a random site in the Net.
      No, it may not be answering his question directly, but it is giving advice, which appears to be what he wanted.
      No one will ever understand that these games are not free...

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Also, in no way is the comment unrelated. It's telling him where to play the game: buy a copy.

    • @sasukefaan
      @sasukefaan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you based Miroslav :) I've been playing impossible spell card. It's hard but i love it.

  • @Octanis0
    @Octanis0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:00 Cirno being cirno...

  • @johnn8848
    @johnn8848 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    cirno's spellcard was just depressing lmao

  • @李祐棠
    @李祐棠 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a saying that people in GenSoKyo don't need umbrella in raining day

  • @SunnyWebeSimile
    @SunnyWebeSimile 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:04 my brain trying to get me out of bed (I am a very bad procrastinator)