KALAMITY RAPS: Charmander VS. Elmo

Models from: Weights.GG
Music: Suno.AI
Lyrics: ChatGPT
Lyrics:
Charmander:
Yo, I’m Charmander, flame-throwin’ heat,
You’re just a red puppet with a squeaky tweet.
Sesame Street? Man, that’s for babies,
I’m out here making hits, you just gettin’ lazy.
Elmo’s world? More like a nightmare zone,
Your show’s stuck in reruns, can’t hold a throne.
I battle with dragons, but you just prance with a puppet,
Your hype’s so low, even Big Bird wouldn’t touch it.
I got flames that burn, a style that’s insane,
You still stuck on Elmo’s world, stuck in the same lane.
You ain’t tough, just fluff, a soft little joke,
When I spit fire, I make your whole world choke.
Elmo:
Elmo, Elmo, Elmo’s so happy to be here,
With Rosita, and Grover, they make it all clear.
Elmo's got friends, so Elmo don’t need no flame,
Elmo's out here winnin', Charmander’s just lame.
Elmo don't care ‘bout that Pokémon craze,
Elmo’s a legend, you’re just stuck in the haze.
Elmo’s got style, with his voice that’s so sweet,
While you’re just burnin’ stuff like you can’t take a seat.
Elmo’s with Big Bird, Elmo's with Abby,
You’re out here alone, no squad, just mad, see?
Your world’s got bugs and critters and flames,
Elmo’s world’s real, it's not all the same.
Charmander:
You think you’re cool just 'cause you got your crew?
But you act like a child in a diaper, boo!
I spit straight fire, I’m a Pokémon king,
You’re just stuck in a playpen, doing the same thing.
You’re in a world of puppets, trapped in your show,
While I roam the wild, watch me steal the glow.
You can’t even rap, your bars are too soft,
When you talk about Rosita, it’s just a turned-off scoff.
Elmo:
Elmo, Elmo, Elmo’s the face of the game,
While Charmander’s out here playin’ with flames.
Elmo’s got stars like Cookie and Ernie,
You’re just a lizard who can’t even turn worthy.
Elmo’s here for the laughs, for the joy and the play,
While Charmander’s stuck in yesterday.
Elmo’s got heart, with love from the crowd,
But Charmander’s here screamin’ just to be loud.
Charmander:
You’re all talk, Elmo, just a puppet on strings,
While I’m out here doin’ epic Pokémon things.
I’m the firestarter, the legend they all fear,
You’re stuck in a box with no way to steer.
So take your “Elmo’s World” and your big red hue,
When it comes to real bars, I’ll always outdo you.
Elmo:
Elmo loves being here, with all the love to share,
But Charmander, Elmo thinks you need to care.
Elmo’s the best, Elmo’s so fly,
While Charmander’s burnin’ out, out here to die.

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