How to Pretend You're Not High

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  • @meteora7444
    @meteora7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33519

    Tryna act normal while high is like making the best impression of yourself

  • @mynameisheff9750
    @mynameisheff9750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5269

    Life hack: Nobody can tell you are high if you stay high all the time.

    • @elsothedemon8628
      @elsothedemon8628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MyNameIsHeff 97 i swear

    • @jasmarie1840
      @jasmarie1840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao me

    • @TypeOneg
      @TypeOneg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I found this relatable.

    • @infinitepowers6224
      @infinitepowers6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That’s what I do to! People ask if there’s something wrong if I’m sober lol

    • @luketaylor3352
      @luketaylor3352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best method. 🤙🏻

  • @nunyadambusiness3530
    @nunyadambusiness3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3364

    was stoned for my first full time job interview, still got the job, and later on, the boss admitted to being stoned during the orientation with all the other new janitors.

  • @towndrunkjr.5420
    @towndrunkjr.5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    Back when I was 16, I forgot about my driver's test and got super high right before I had to take it. Sunglasses, ball cap, gum, and an examiner who shared a love of fishing all contributing to me being able to drive today. The picture on my license was absolute gold

    • @custardbuttocks2612
      @custardbuttocks2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Youre my hero

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Isn't driving while super high really dangerous?

    • @jem2886
      @jem2886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@k-leb4671 for noob smokers yes but for the vets it actually makes u more alert than anything depends on what strain

    • @datboyrains5657
      @datboyrains5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      omg we have got to see it i’m dead 🤣🤣

    • @aurel8315
      @aurel8315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@jem2886 NOOB SMOKERS xDD

  • @rachelbroadbery5784
    @rachelbroadbery5784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4316

    One time I was smoking and my dad called me to ask what I was doing I said "I'm just watching music I mean, listening to Netflix "

    • @maryann1603
      @maryann1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      LOOOOL

    • @jordanponton255
      @jordanponton255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      My first time I had to walk a mile home alone while my mom bombarded me with questions

    • @jeanette6731
      @jeanette6731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @beanzzzr.6134
      @beanzzzr.6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Boyyyy u was slumped 😭😭😭😂😭😭

    • @Bumpyfn250
      @Bumpyfn250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol lmao

  • @andorrasrevenge1683
    @andorrasrevenge1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6488

    My dad just said this after watching:”Always act high. Even if your not. That’s everybody else’s perception then regardless. Now you can be high with no paranoia and enjoy your buzz while secretly laughing at everybody else. What a world! “

    • @kendellbarefoot7590
      @kendellbarefoot7590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I like your dad!😁That describes my life.

    • @Marys-Channel
      @Marys-Channel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Right on Dad 👍😎

    • @jackmcfarlane7173
      @jackmcfarlane7173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The advice of a true blue stoner. Respect

    • @tonygunk9810
      @tonygunk9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My life since the day I turned 13....

    • @josephsmith961
      @josephsmith961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Always get your drivers license picture taken while you're stoned out of your mind. That way when the cops look at your license, you look the same.

  • @amandakhoo5443
    @amandakhoo5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3968

    Honestly this is some trippy stuff to watch when you are high

    • @JPPJustPerfectPlayers
      @JPPJustPerfectPlayers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I love this type of videos which are made to watch while you're high it should be it's own ganere on TH-cam.

    • @samiksharungta3141
      @samiksharungta3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I added this to my watchlist to watch when I'm high 😂

    • @Yuki-fs1hz
      @Yuki-fs1hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@samiksharungta3141 wat else do u have on ur list to watch when high , share😂

    • @brandyadams8436
      @brandyadams8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s trippy when you’re NOT high!! 😂 I just like to go down memory road

    • @darski8187
      @darski8187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes!

  • @bruh.5295
    @bruh.5295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Storytime for my high brothers and sisters reading this:
    So one day me and this co worker (wasnt really that close) went for break and we stood outside on opposites walls and we both simultaneously pull out a J then we just look at each other in amazement. Then I move over to his side and we smoke both of our j's then my man goes to me you have another one? So I pull out a grinder and sheets and roll another one and he did the same thing. We both ended up smoking 3 js and having one edible each in the hour long break. Then our break ended so we went inside and we were completely fucked. Like I remember we were looking at each other and idk how but we had a full conversation while not speaking a single word. Then the boss came in (hes short and bald) and as soon as he opened the door he took one step inside the shop and his head started to shine and the reflection was so strong that there was some light on the wall behind me. So obviously I pointed it out to my co worker and we both just bursted out laughing I remember that the co worker was drinking water and he nearly drowned lmao. After we ended work we went and got some kfc. Now that co worker is my best friend.

  • @drinkingatorade
    @drinkingatorade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29494

    Something about this woman makes me feel like everything is gonna be okay

    • @giantfetus5083
      @giantfetus5083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @On dat gas 301 I yawned while reading this out loud.

    • @mariovargas1551
      @mariovargas1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh

    • @303Cheryl
      @303Cheryl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      yes!!! i love her

    • @321mzzz123
      @321mzzz123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no it's not

    • @vecchioutente
      @vecchioutente 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mario I disagree lmfao

  • @codycherrington2314
    @codycherrington2314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5180

    "how high are you?"
    "No. It's hi, how are you?

    • @mrjeff7310
      @mrjeff7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ??? Am high asf

    • @foul4644
      @foul4644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dude what the hell

    • @herry7558
      @herry7558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hello I am I
      yes

    • @lonelylegoman5778
      @lonelylegoman5778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m 6’1

    • @Fonteswrath
      @Fonteswrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sil Osyben 😭👏🏽

  • @FuegoNegro463
    @FuegoNegro463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5100

    My mom was pissed when she found out I was smokin trees
    My grandma started laughing and started giving me cake to eat

    • @artimisfowl7997
      @artimisfowl7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Ur grandma knows wassup

    • @matthewsisto2908
      @matthewsisto2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Grandmas have the best cake agreed

    • @twistahint2326
      @twistahint2326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My brother's friend just gave me weed for the first time I am 13

    • @user-kt5kx9su8i
      @user-kt5kx9su8i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      TwistAHint good luck nigga

    • @elisabeth-vallee
      @elisabeth-vallee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is that a sonnet?

  • @chefboyare_c
    @chefboyare_c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I truly believe that after generations of my family smoking pot that my body developed all the mutations I needed to get away with being stoned in public. My eyes are never red and it feels like I can sober up by sheer will if I really need to. I've gone to school high, work high, I've been pulled over high numerous times, been high at church, at a funeral, all over. No one's ever said I was stoned just by looking at me.

    • @shayanmahdavi2568
      @shayanmahdavi2568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      "at a funeral"?

    • @reasons2live
      @reasons2live 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@shayanmahdavi2568 yk what I felt like that was overlooked too cus man what 💀

    • @NervylHraje
      @NervylHraje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Don't drive high my dude. Rest I approve.

    • @tvpivm
      @tvpivm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO same. My uncle was the one who was always high in our family, but now it's me. My eyes never get red or smiley, I look sober af even when I'm REALLY REALLY high

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only thing I lack are the eyes (which actually grow bloodshot the more fatigue I'm experiencing, so maybe I can pawn it off on being tired)

  • @fairnvay8940
    @fairnvay8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3749

    I once got incredibly high at my friends and decided to walk home in broad daylight. I became convinced I was walking weirdly, and that people were looking at me. I focused so much effort on walking 'normally' that pretty soon I was in the midst of an existential crisis, and had literally forgotten how to walk properly. At one point i genuinely wasn't sure if arms should swing alternate to legs, or at the same time. I must have looked like a gangly 17 year old robot trying to blend in with his 'fellow humans'.
    Then i got home ate pizza and watched some Sea-lab 2021 and everything was ok again.

    • @sertulariae8294
      @sertulariae8294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      chill tf out. it's cool. you're just high

    • @iccus62
      @iccus62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I remember being able to get that high. I cant now no matter how much i smoke. Chronic use takes that away.

    • @houser2094
      @houser2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      😂 I remember i was hyperventilating once after smoking a joint that was already smoked half way through and looked like it was maybe 2 days old. I was shit scared for my life-i was shivering and having a panic attack in my own bed,but I'm still here now.tho not gonna lie-it was terrifying

    • @AshRaeK
      @AshRaeK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I'm high rn and this made me laugh so fucking hard

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😁

  • @22DanceFun
    @22DanceFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Plot twist, everyone found out I was high cause I was blasting this on my speakers lol

    • @shaunasugar
      @shaunasugar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This should be a short TIFU on Reddit 😂

    • @user-ez1vf2it8j
      @user-ez1vf2it8j 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XDDDDDDD

    • @tokcnyecko6055
      @tokcnyecko6055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol right 😂😂😂

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg 😂

    • @kikib8434
      @kikib8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't even consumed any drugs - I am just overtired and slightly tipsy, but this comment has me laugh-crying 😁😂

  • @rudystraight1750
    @rudystraight1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6786

    i always think everyone knows I'm high when I'm high

    • @sati507
      @sati507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      Rudy Straight paranoid af😂😂

    • @rudystraight1750
      @rudystraight1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sati507 ay how u doin😀

    • @gabriellesmith8637
      @gabriellesmith8637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      Rudy Straight every time I look somebody I the eye I be like “They know”.

    • @dominik1087
      @dominik1087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      thats what u call paranoia lmao I had it too, a reason why I stopped

    • @fearror9448
      @fearror9448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And even if they see.. why should you care about it?

  • @Miss_JennaAnn
    @Miss_JennaAnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I never fully realized how much PTSD my grandpa gave me by always telling me “speak when spoken to” until you said it… I’m gonna go sign up for therapy now

  • @asuka813
    @asuka813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4525

    Being very very quiet and only smiling when spoken to is also something a high person would do

    • @naye_naye5683
      @naye_naye5683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Yeah that would be me! 😂😂😂

    • @margz408
      @margz408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      i speak just the right amount😜👍🏻 just ramble about random shit when sober, thats how i am

    • @asuka813
      @asuka813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@margz408 Good cover

    • @420-t8s
      @420-t8s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@margz408 how I normally act, you would think that I’m drunk and stoned at the same time, I actually seem more like a normal person when I’m high

    • @serinaswag8166
      @serinaswag8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That’s literally me I go SILENT

  • @doug2679
    @doug2679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    Have you ever been walking down the street and thought about how you act when your sober

    • @DhoaCS
      @DhoaCS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sometimes I ask my self how I act when I'm drunk when I'm baked

    • @user-pp5jj3go1x
      @user-pp5jj3go1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doug omg yess

    • @ayleen6795
      @ayleen6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was stoned with a friend and he asked me: Do you think the earth turns because we are walking on it?
      Everything I saw was the earth turning around next to my sides when I was walking. 😂

    • @danielfreeman649
      @danielfreeman649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tried this once, and could not stand staying focused on what my behaviors looked like to other people while fully sober. But I have thought about what type of energies I protect outwardly when fully sober and in command of my energies.

    • @nathanielmaillet7024
      @nathanielmaillet7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually I note things I do when I'm sober and I try to make sure I do those things when I'm high to appear sober

  • @Wild_D
    @Wild_D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6408

    If you go to the job interview high they'll never suspect your high when you're at work, that's just the way you are

    • @charlieschon6549
      @charlieschon6549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      same with school and uni lol
      ...of course only if you're 18+ 😅

    • @TabathaTaylor
      @TabathaTaylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Omg this is so funny I have never thought about this

    • @Therealgilmoregurl
      @Therealgilmoregurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is brilliant

    • @kiirsttx
      @kiirsttx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rollsafe.jpeg

    • @jadebell550
      @jadebell550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Bananas4banabas and if you get your Driving license picture taken high they think you look like that all the time 😂😂.

  • @Drumming_Monkey
    @Drumming_Monkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I remember when I first started smoking, and it was the time when you're still figuring out how your body and mind actually react to weed. I was shocked when I found out I didn't have any drinks or snacks at home, so I went to the grocery store and oh boy, that was a mistake. I was convinced that everyone knew and I acted like a total jerk, even though I probably didn't do anything weird. Ah, fun times.

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You committed a Stoner Mortal sin. I'm glad you learned the err of your ways, and hope you take care to not forget the munchies in the future. That said there are some strains where munchies aren't necessary, I'll leave you to figure those out...

    • @Drumming_Monkey
      @Drumming_Monkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aiodensghost8645 It was my second or third time ever. I was so afraid. lol.

    • @R.444-
      @R.444- ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Been there buddy. The first time I got high it was on an edible AND I got cross faded because I was with my gf at the time for her cousin’s birthday and they hired a party bus. We stopped at a gas station for snacks and the driver had to help us all get off the bus because we couldn’t be trusted with those two steps. The urge to laugh hysterically for no reason was suffocating me. We got in and the cashier clearly knew we were all fucked up, he kept trying to upsell us on more snacks and it made me paranoid as fuck. Just kept a death grip on my gf’s arm while hissing in her ear “he knows. he knows!”

    • @Drumming_Monkey
      @Drumming_Monkey ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@R.444- he definitely knew. XD

    • @TeaParty1776
      @TeaParty1776 ปีที่แล้ว

      A clerk at a supermarket looked at the cookies that I frequently bought, smiled knowingly and said that I must really like cookies. I also shifted a manual transmission more smoothly. And lost 2 cop cars on curvy roads. And questioned a professor so profoundly that het dismissed his class early. I did, however, once get really lost driving inside a city. Now I enjoy gettting stoned, driving on streets that I know well and not knowing where I am.

  • @jonsebastian1366
    @jonsebastian1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13944

    I'm not as think as you high I am.

    • @trabajador_
      @trabajador_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      This made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.

    • @cheycl293
      @cheycl293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      hahaa i was thinking about that earlier

    • @amiraalnassouri3543
      @amiraalnassouri3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Champagne cocaine beer and weeed

    • @ofir_antonio9389
      @ofir_antonio9389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You just got me more fucked up

    • @dwsncw
      @dwsncw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      dude i just read this normally

  • @akua5534
    @akua5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5777

    "It's time to tell everyone you have a bad cold"
    Yeah, not really a good idea at this time...

  • @cory7852
    @cory7852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2527

    I don’t even smoke weed; I’m just trying to find a video to procrastinate

    • @tedinano7418
      @tedinano7418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      💀💀💀💀 i felt thisss

    • @limpbizkit6245
      @limpbizkit6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cory from cory in the house, you're my favorite anime character

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sure thing, Cory. The video found you.

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG SAME, i literally have my geo hw on my desk and i'm watching this

    • @Daddyrony
      @Daddyrony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      u got my respect

  • @vinilzord1
    @vinilzord1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Gentle weed mum knows it better, as usual. Thank you, lady. You make us feel safe!
    I smoke a couple of times per week and sometimes it's quite hard to sober up when needed. I guess we've all been there. Being high doesn't mean you'll always look like you're high. With time and practice you can look sober even if you're not. What usually stays in the way is paranoia.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat ปีที่แล้ว

      If you have the time and really want to be sober, take a shower.

    • @Iam_inevitabIe
      @Iam_inevitabIe ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh i never really have paranoia except for the 1 time I tried edibles

    • @srij0n316
      @srij0n316 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Iam_inevitabIe paranoia is when you take too much

  • @thelord8190
    @thelord8190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9591

    I don't even smoke I just find her really entertaining

    • @wasiurrahman2229
      @wasiurrahman2229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You should start tbh 😂

    • @thelord8190
      @thelord8190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@wasiurrahman2229 I did for a while but felt really paranoid so I quit, now I just smoke cigarettes (I know it's worse)

    • @yahiralcantara9694
      @yahiralcantara9694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agnes facts 😹

    • @nsho93
      @nsho93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't find it entertaining, I just smoke

    • @wasiurrahman2229
      @wasiurrahman2229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thelord8190 yeah dude I know what you mean. I just have to make yourself understand that this high won't last forever. Once you know you are high and it's not gonna kill you, you can actually enjoy the high. Also people who are new tend to consume way too much. It takes time to get high so after smoking a bowl, take 10-20 minutes, then smoke another. Same goes for joints. That way you can stop before getting too high while you are still in your senses

  • @youraveragestalker8438
    @youraveragestalker8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2446

    How i think i look when im high in public: 😵
    How i actually look: 😐

    • @Dxmian3
      @Dxmian3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Don’t you mean 😑

    • @cwilli8334
      @cwilli8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      How I feel like I look when high 👹

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’m so pale and have eyes so blue that I look like a cartoon when I’m high. Additionally, I’m very skinny and a nerd, making it even funnier when I’m high

    • @user-bq2mu
      @user-bq2mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How 12 year old eshays think they look like when there high 😎

    • @luisferreira6617
      @luisferreira6617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      opposite for me

  • @preme978
    @preme978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2506

    Bro why is theresa may teaching me how to pretend to not be high

    • @RiotD3v
      @RiotD3v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Preme bro I laughed too hard at that

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ur fucking rude this ladys a million times better than that dusty cave bitch

    • @geniusgeneral02
      @geniusgeneral02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ri dan 😂😂😂

    • @No.one001-y0v
      @No.one001-y0v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1k here we come

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @GazB85 shut

  • @Cat-Valentine20
    @Cat-Valentine20 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Smiling is the hardest thing not to do especially if you've kept a straight face for a while & you think about something funny you recently saw in a TV show

  • @dayzo3024
    @dayzo3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    Dude when I'm not high everybody thinks I am, and when I actually am high no one says anything.

    • @beatlemaniac909
      @beatlemaniac909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MaxLevel saaame

    • @wa_demon__9156
      @wa_demon__9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      MaxLevel they don’t wanna sketch you out

    • @Shadow-bw6ju
      @Shadow-bw6ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ghost:5757 x lol your just high

    • @wa_demon__9156
      @wa_demon__9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shadow lol always

    • @sleutime
      @sleutime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frrrrr

  • @aurora-sq8xx
    @aurora-sq8xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    when she was rambling as if she were high- that’s how I normally talk 😭😭

    • @redheadlizzie9783
      @redheadlizzie9783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      highkeycrying I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

    • @ericaemily9705
      @ericaemily9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Onggggg😭😭😭💀🌚🤣

    • @bifurious7828
      @bifurious7828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      just smile.... not like that..... less crazy ....

    • @isadoraog
      @isadoraog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice to read that I'm not alone talking normal and looking high 😂

    • @RemingtonMK
      @RemingtonMK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yiiiiikes y'all gotta stop rambling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CassieCollision
    @CassieCollision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    I don't know how, but every time I watch these videos, I actually feel high.

    • @coolguyluca12
      @coolguyluca12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      CasualCollision Its called Placebo

    • @nickyt4391
      @nickyt4391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Because she’s making you relive the experience of being high by talking about familiar events

    • @aaronramsden1657
      @aaronramsden1657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG same! 😂

    • @starr970
      @starr970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stg lol

    • @ryanisablockboyjb2942
      @ryanisablockboyjb2942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      luca visser placebo effect doesn’t work like that

  • @earth-6163
    @earth-6163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The fact that as if anyone will remember any of this steps after 5 min of getting baked is pure gold 😂

  • @observethemfdynamic
    @observethemfdynamic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    The idea of getting baked in the morning and drinking a massive iced coffee made me long for summer

    • @stagnantlasagna
      @stagnantlasagna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It doesn't have to be summer to do that... do it today or tomorrow

    • @anniepear9002
      @anniepear9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHY WAIT?! 😎

    • @reagan6743
      @reagan6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stagnantlasagna doing it right now :)

    • @apocalypsedollofficial
      @apocalypsedollofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I used to always wake and bake with coffee in hand. We called it my "Hippie Speedball".

    • @steamyninja8881
      @steamyninja8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@apocalypsedollofficial Do coffee negate the effect of the weed? The caffeine you know, does nothing? I’ve never tried it because I thought it would

  • @jaysmith8147
    @jaysmith8147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3118

    The video ends at 3:20 instead of 4:20 bc ur “Not High”

    • @Kisaris
      @Kisaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol I’m 13, I don’t smoke and I feel for that

    • @rachela6990
      @rachela6990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i could bee

    • @Kisaris
      @Kisaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      herpes for free oh I started smoking at this age .-.

    • @lalosamu
      @lalosamu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kisaris lol

    • @guillermo4452
      @guillermo4452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am i trippin

  • @spencer7189
    @spencer7189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5457

    "It's time to tell everyone you've got a bad cold."
    Yeah, this didn't age very well.

    • @asuka813
      @asuka813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I had a mini panic attack when she said that 😂

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Just tell them you have allergies. They do the same thing lol

    • @queeffairy
      @queeffairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh my God 🤣

    • @lamppuu1
      @lamppuu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Actually... It's the perfect solution! Just say you're sick and your overly-talkative neighbors won't be talking your ear off, they'll just leave in a rush! I've had sooo many awkward conversations with my neighbors when im coming home from a "walk" (weed is still illegal here). You should see my ninja skills when im creeping around my complex trying to avoid my neighbors.

    • @gvf4207
      @gvf4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's my allergies 😏

  • @aedanbrock
    @aedanbrock ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this video is both satirical, and serious at the same time. i love it.

  • @gregorysgarrison
    @gregorysgarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    Pro tip: Just use visine in one eye. They will think something is wrong with the one red eye and feel sorry for you.

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      omg this is on a whole different level

    • @PenguinSlayer
      @PenguinSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Great advise dude wow

    • @violetdusk1968
      @violetdusk1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm gonna tell my man to try that since he gets red eye bad.

    • @michaeljordan4081
      @michaeljordan4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or just do both

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I used to do that, but to freak out whoever I was smoking with, go put eyedrops in one eye, come back with one red eye one normal eye, people look at you puzzled, like, I know somethings not quite right but I don't know *what* 😂 it's funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @hyagabeesh2376
    @hyagabeesh2376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3174

    Yo this lady is cool

  • @heromi9943
    @heromi9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    *storytime:*
    i was high asf one monday afternoon after getting picked up from school and it took me about 5 minutes to get out of the car whole time i never unbuckled my seatbelt so my mom was just like
    👁👄👁

    • @GreenDay13887
      @GreenDay13887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      melly omg i know that stage of being high hahaha

    • @brandonmous8369
      @brandonmous8369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@GreenDay13887 tbh 5 seconds is still quite fast, i once had trouble trying to figure out how my elevator works after a 200mg edible, got stuck in the elevator and just gave up on everything, was voncinced i was gonna die in there of starvation, then my neighbour called the elevator to top floor (which i live on aswell) elevator started moving and for some reason i thought there was an earthquake even tho i live in west EU... when the doors opened i just hugged my neighbour, thanked him for saving my life like 10 times, then started banging on my door cuz i knew i wouldnt be able to figure my keys out, all in all a great experience, would do again

    • @GreenDay13887
      @GreenDay13887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Brandon Mous haha great story, once i got so stoned me and my friend were outside and we tought there was this alarm going we have in the Netherlands. That alarm means we have to go inside and close all doors and windows so we knocked on a random door and explained we had to go inside. This man let us in and we drinked some water. It was so weird because i think it were just cars passing by. Later my friend said name a famous person who will always be rememberd and i said elvis presley and was like omygod i was thinking about him to and he said wait i write antother one down and i said michael jackson and he showed me and we were so confused. Best time being stoned ever

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@brandonmous8369 They said minutes my dude😂

    • @brandonmous8369
      @brandonmous8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cypher_2259 well obviously that was a mistake on my part, I meant minutes aswell, ty for noticing

  • @DraccoXX
    @DraccoXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I did a lot of psychedelics it my teen years and I remember we always acted super suspect and would get weird looks and never understood why people could always tell. Then we realized that all of the time spent not on drugs was spent being weird and outwardly probably seeming high, so any time we were deliberately trying not to seem that way, all we were doing was making it clear something was not normal.
    Don't do drugs kids but if you really wanna, just be normal :p worrying about the issue will only make it worse

    • @htesreyzaw6114
      @htesreyzaw6114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the advice friend

  • @issylwl3203
    @issylwl3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    I'm high as balls right now and this is hilarious

  • @thebubblecafe
    @thebubblecafe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    When she said, "just smile" and I smiled and she said "not like that!" I swear I felt wigless omg

  • @triggerdfooo3580
    @triggerdfooo3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    This lady bout dope asf lowkey I’ll smoke with her 😂 😂

    • @Nsmnsd197
      @Nsmnsd197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Word

    • @cadds8055
      @cadds8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      she's cringe

    • @SedentaryGhost
      @SedentaryGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cadds8055 Still smoke with her, cringe or nah I bet shes a blast to get high with

    • @robertives973
      @robertives973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cadds8055 nah she’s like that friends cool mom who drinks wine all the time and makes killer dry jokes

    • @cadds8055
      @cadds8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertives973 idk I be getting hella cringey vibes from her, Idfw with people like her

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I broke my "no getting high in public" rule and toked up in the parking lot before going to see "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" The snack lady for sure knew I was stoned but the nachos were worth it.

    • @atfti
      @atfti 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm about to do that today! It's gonna be so fun

    • @pandora4263
      @pandora4263 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watched this movie the first time high. First time seeing the movie, first time getting high. Jesus I forgot the entire beggining of the movie. That part where the guy is fighting and he kicks the gun away from the police man... I thought he had super powers and could predict someone's intentions. Dude his intention was clear omg I was baked af

    • @atfti
      @atfti ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pandora4263 Congrats! Although I can imagine the difficulty with which you followed the movie. Were you watching it with other people or by yourself? Highs tend to be better in groups of more than one :)

    • @pandora4263
      @pandora4263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atfti It was with just one friend. I couldn't get good trips from weed after that anymore. I didn't worry about shit but now everytime I smoke I just get annoyed by everything, feel threatened and all. So I prefer to chill alone listening to music. But that first time was dope! Also I could really connect with the movie and get it.

    • @sapphicsandals
      @sapphicsandals ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got high once before going to see Thor Ragnarok and there is a video of me a friend took where i was zooning out in the lobby eatting popcorn 😆

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    I was quite ashamed of being high.. But one day I realized everyone is in something nowadays, it may be escitalopram, vyvanse, coffee.. So I just be myself and kind to others but not hiding my smile and laughter. Why would I hide that?

    • @monikatodorova2064
      @monikatodorova2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I RELATE SO MUCH

    • @VxDxLx
      @VxDxLx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @adur6400
      @adur6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And it gets so much more relaxing & fun

    • @duhbigcat1848
      @duhbigcat1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      or All of The Above

    • @rafaelmendes714
      @rafaelmendes714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cara, eu acabei de ver uma série de vídeos seus pela primeira vez. Logo após dou de cara aqui. Como tem passado? Espero que esteja bem! Me identifiquei demais com voce e o que falou. Abraço!

  • @TheTheode
    @TheTheode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I just change clothes, wash my face and drink coffee. I’ll still stare off into space during conversations for 10 minutes straight, but at least I’m aesthetically sober.

  • @ayleenalizee7859
    @ayleenalizee7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    She’s the mom I always wanted but never had

    • @OriginalCouber
      @OriginalCouber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You should hire one of those shows that track down relatives and tell them that she is your mom so you can meet her. You're welcome.

  • @loatherd
    @loatherd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    From someone who smoked for 15 years, ain’t fooling no one who’s experienced lmao.
    Video was very funny ngl XD
    Also don’t forget that the second you try act sober, that’s when you’ll look the most stoned.
    “ ok we walk in keep it cool.” I walked straight into an outward opening toilet door lol

    • @RandomBeagle
      @RandomBeagle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @madelinemcdonnell5253
    @madelinemcdonnell5253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    Why did this literally just show up after I smoked

    • @MatthewBaka
      @MatthewBaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      We're watching.

    • @cannabismarijuana420
      @cannabismarijuana420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Our smart phones are listening to us 🤣😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @NyleActive
      @NyleActive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TRUSTTTT ME 😂😂😭😭😭😭 they are fully watching. And we can’t do anything about it

    • @cannabismarijuana420
      @cannabismarijuana420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NyleActive 🤣😂

    • @getupfast4993
      @getupfast4993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The government

  • @real_CJ_
    @real_CJ_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    *What if she was high while shooting this video*

    • @zzzwerv
      @zzzwerv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      She bamboozled us all

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @north.270
      @north.270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nobody would know, she is the master of disguise.

    • @warrenjaeger4855
      @warrenjaeger4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who knows 😉

    • @wa_demon__9156
      @wa_demon__9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No she’s high

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Thank you, Elizabong Warren.
    I hope you have a shot at the nomination in 420. You're cool like a cosmic highschool librarian. I love you.

  • @ГарреттРид
    @ГарреттРид 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her voice is so soothing and giving good advice

  • @mikebengyak5647
    @mikebengyak5647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    50 years ago, i heard if they never see you “sober” they will never know you are high, they just may think you are slow or stupid, so whats the point 😏

    • @Taken975
      @Taken975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Life saving quote 😭😂

    • @nik1128
      @nik1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!!

    • @arnoldo9319
      @arnoldo9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ay that's true 🤣👌

    • @spidersNsquirrels
      @spidersNsquirrels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Words to live by

    • @andreja9425
      @andreja9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this is how my coworkers did it. Never showed up to work sober so they just assumed hes always like that lol

  • @davids.8509
    @davids.8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    This one time I was super high at my office so I told everyone that I was leaving cause I had stomach pain, my boss came down to ask my if I was ok and something about the way he said it made me laugh like a maniac, I then told him god bless you and pet him a little bit then I walked out as fast as I could.

    • @canalfalamatheus
      @canalfalamatheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What happened after ?

    • @angryman3317
      @angryman3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah bro, gonna need a follow up 😅 what happened?

    • @angieleigh2055
      @angieleigh2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wow that's crazy

    • @ritwikapati8475
      @ritwikapati8475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This comment section is golden for a stoned person

    • @violetdusk1968
      @violetdusk1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ritwikapati8475 I'm not even stoned and it's great but I am a stoner.

  • @ThaSupaHeroReD
    @ThaSupaHeroReD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Anyone else have trouble talking when you get too high? I start slurring my speech, i studder sometimes and i become emotionless. Cotton mouth makes it worst but its like my toungue has trouble with speech

    • @dropzz9716
      @dropzz9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I just talk backwards lol

    • @sammitchell2139
      @sammitchell2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I swearrrrr it’s embarrassing lmaooo

    • @EridanAmpora311
      @EridanAmpora311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I either talk too much or I literally can't force myself to speak

    • @AuntieTrichome
      @AuntieTrichome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I’m completely fine when I’m stoned. When I’m high, it’s like my short term memory just goes awol. Three words in and I forget what I am talking about. 😁

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah that’s part of it

  • @raptormesh
    @raptormesh ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Used to be a lecturer for 300+ freshmen and I can always, ALWAYS spot at least a couple every time. Some of them even come up to me for questions after the class and it was pretty fun speaking to them.

  • @halloumi420
    @halloumi420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    And your throat is hoarse from hours upon hours of heavy bong usage 😂🤣

    • @Kisaris
      @Kisaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Methal Confetti I thot she said bondage* lmfao I expected kinky shit ther

    • @khwezay
      @khwezay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭🤣

  • @McGowanForge
    @McGowanForge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I remember being high, and not feeling my arm once, so I smacked it into the wall a few times, and then like a few minutes later I forgot about it and went "why does my arm hurt? "

    • @KimchiSpringRoll
      @KimchiSpringRoll ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing u were feeling your face, otherwise u might just need to bang that into the wall bruh.

    • @shadeaave
      @shadeaave ปีที่แล้ว

      omggg

  • @__1960
    @__1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I'm not even high and she knew my smile was too tense

  • @kevinsd99
    @kevinsd99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the best videos on TH-cam! Hilarious when sober, but riveting, relevant, and helpful when high.

  • @danielgrgic1246
    @danielgrgic1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    I was literally high at my job interview and I still got the job

    • @ThrghmyEyeZZ
      @ThrghmyEyeZZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Zoo hires anybody these days

    • @JewlofTheNile914
      @JewlofTheNile914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is it located? So i can show them on TH-cam online comments to prove it, so I can go tell them you were high at the interview,,,😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jackjohnson691
      @jackjohnson691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@JewlofTheNile914 No snitching

    • @JewlofTheNile914
      @JewlofTheNile914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jackjohnson691 🤐☺️

    • @deadman4222
      @deadman4222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheBanshee17-SS nah hes just a jewl

  • @gladisgutierrez9545
    @gladisgutierrez9545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    I always think everyone's high when I'm high ):
    Edit: I asked my teacher yesterday if she too was high and I'm suspended now

    • @stephybobo1991
      @stephybobo1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephybobo1991
      @stephybobo1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That's because she was high lol

    • @jaylahtorres1938
      @jaylahtorres1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gladis Gutierrez LMAOAOAO

    • @lponchain
      @lponchain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gladis Gutierrez
      She was defo high

    • @brennam954
      @brennam954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

  • @starhill6792
    @starhill6792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Roto eyedrops are THE shit! Not just to reduce redness but also to wake up your eyes.

    • @RandomVids823
      @RandomVids823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah visine is where it’s at

    • @requiem4442
      @requiem4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah if u use that shit it’s a waste of being high. Lmak

    • @cosodesign8953
      @cosodesign8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yesssss. Rotos are like a baptism for your eyeballs. I swear every serious stoner I knew a few years ago carried Rotos. And we loved giving Rotos to first timers to see their reactions.

    • @jonathanrivera7374
      @jonathanrivera7374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This fax tho

  • @Thesmokercoaster
    @Thesmokercoaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    20seconds in. And I love this woman already.

  • @emclarke966
    @emclarke966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Something about her just makes me feel safe 😭😭

  • @TheGameinfreak
    @TheGameinfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Lady: Or just smile
    Me: Already giggling like an idiot
    Lady: No, less crazy
    Me: Now laughing out loud
    Lady: There you go! 👍

    • @marnierose7816
      @marnierose7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too, I was i fits of laughter, may need to refine that point🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelabeecher818
    @angelabeecher818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    “Hours upon hours of heavy bong usage” why did I straight die😂

    • @sugarsnippy8266
      @sugarsnippy8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably cause you were flyin' like me

    • @angelabeecher818
      @angelabeecher818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sugarsnippy8266 😂yes

    • @oscarhester2935
      @oscarhester2935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i also fucken died hearing that

    • @aprileisemann7776
      @aprileisemann7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaoooo dying

    • @Frzao
      @Frzao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because you're not gay.

  • @chrisl3193
    @chrisl3193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember finding this video in the bathroom of a party 2 years ago where I got way too high and was verging on a panic attack, and this video made it all okay.
    This woman is rad

  • @KyleReaume
    @KyleReaume 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    She's the only one who truly gets me.

  • @josiejeanne758
    @josiejeanne758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Get high before getting your picture taken for things like drivers licence and passport so that people think you just naturally look high

    • @planetmotherfuckers
      @planetmotherfuckers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's g a y bingo

    • @giantfetus5083
      @giantfetus5083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oo thats great. fuck

    • @2muchWack
      @2muchWack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you drive while under the influence, you’re a pos.

    • @TypeOneg
      @TypeOneg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have done this

    • @calilife8803
      @calilife8803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoveIsaLosingGame you really consider driving after smoking a lil weed driving under the influence? If anything I drive safer when im high -.-

  • @Solo-696
    @Solo-696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    When you're so high your room gets more HD than you

  • @ABeiji123
    @ABeiji123 ปีที่แล้ว

    This lady is my super hero. She been here for me since day one

  • @kierkegaardrulez
    @kierkegaardrulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    “Just pretend you’re sick!” Ahh, life pre 2020. Post 2020: “How to pretend you’re just high if you’re sick.”

    • @StackXBT
      @StackXBT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @marnierose7816
      @marnierose7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣so true!

    • @JustjenninAL
      @JustjenninAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment!!!

    • @GREENBAIZE
      @GREENBAIZE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahha bruh

    • @thesecretbat1556
      @thesecretbat1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its even ok now u just wear a mask and glasses and no one would notice that ur high

  • @zzzwerv
    @zzzwerv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Showed up to school high the first day now when I show up sober every once in a while they think sum wrong wit me

    • @chioma916
      @chioma916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im crine 💀💀

  • @fionarutkowski3015
    @fionarutkowski3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    me walking into class high as shit: “it’s rage allergies and depression szn wdym”

    • @KeeganRusz
      @KeeganRusz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It WaS wIndY OuTsIdE"

  • @brslade
    @brslade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wasn't paranoid until i started watching this. Thanks.

  • @thaliat4094
    @thaliat4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I always think everyone else is high when im high so i just chill out like its a high party, and when i talk i pretend people know what i know.

    • @Mary-sp9dp
      @Mary-sp9dp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!! I thought I was the odd ball

    • @taiwansativa2315
      @taiwansativa2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao same homie, i'm always CONVINCED that everyone is high too

    • @user-fl5vx1yq3z
      @user-fl5vx1yq3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro same dude!!

  • @WhiteDove73-888
    @WhiteDove73-888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Second video of this queen recommended to me by TH-cam. I’m a little paranoid about TH-cam knowing everything about me but I need a friend.

  • @p4ckr4t2
    @p4ckr4t2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i can not express enough how much I love this woman

    • @Iam_inevitabIe
      @Iam_inevitabIe ปีที่แล้ว

      I love her too bro, very lovable cougar

  • @TheShroomManiac
    @TheShroomManiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Alice always preparing me for work

  • @RABB1DSQ1RR3L
    @RABB1DSQ1RR3L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Bonus tip: go to an interview high so they think you always look like that.

    • @aydouble19
      @aydouble19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My sister used to do that. And she made it a point to show up to work high, as well. She has a good 6 figure salary, so it seemed to work out for her

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aydouble19 Well I'll be. Nice.

    • @andreja9425
      @andreja9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ay Double is she looking for platonic sugar babies by any chance? asking for a friend lol

    • @aydouble19
      @aydouble19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andreja9425 🤣😂🤣😂 Even if she was, I don't know if you could deal with all the baggage that would come with it! I'm her brother, and I can only put up with her in small doses. Very small doses🤣

    • @andreja9425
      @andreja9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ay Double 🤣 I feel you but I mean $20 is $20

  • @vvermin
    @vvermin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Welcome to another episode of “ Why is This in My Recommended ?”

    • @Lssj
      @Lssj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BluBerry Oof welcome to another comment section of people spamming "why is this in my recommended?" Oh I don't fucking know, maybe because it's youtube :). The damn app is supposed recommend random videos to give somebody views.

    • @darkstar5805
      @darkstar5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *A messages from the gods*

    • @kalvinnaidoo4034
      @kalvinnaidoo4034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no the TH-cam knows me that's why😂

    • @saintblith
      @saintblith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so you smoke weed everyday? ft. Snoop Dogg??!!!

    • @teomaher5893
      @teomaher5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam probably knows

  • @Jasmine-lk3hc
    @Jasmine-lk3hc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I do not talk when I’m high tho it’s too much effort

  • @TeaParty1776
    @TeaParty1776 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to study for a philosophy lecture but couldnt understand an essay. I got stoned, figured out what I needed and delivered the lecture. I was told that it was excellent.

  • @psychokramberry8632
    @psychokramberry8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Is weird how it feels like you don't actually know how you act when you are sober. You just forget how you act and you get like :
    -do i walk like this ?
    -would i laugh right now?
    -do they noticed im high ?
    -oh they definitely do

    • @Oopsjaya
      @Oopsjaya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damnnnm

  • @xletzyy
    @xletzyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    When you smoke so much that you can legit live normal life even if your high as a kite 😂

    • @XcocomocoX
      @XcocomocoX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Goose Gumps V3 a toast to that

    • @iamthejohn7064
      @iamthejohn7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      20 years later you turn into me

    • @Shadow-bw6ju
      @Shadow-bw6ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xLetzyy broooo deadass

    • @jeysinsterling2030
      @jeysinsterling2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s weird to me that there are people who won’t smoke if they work the next day like... this ain’t alcohol

    • @iamthejohn7064
      @iamthejohn7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jeysinsterling2030 NEXT day?

  • @haleyleahy8379
    @haleyleahy8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I feel like this is something you watch when your currently high... which is now for me

  • @z3xh_008
    @z3xh_008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you weed mother. Im normally anxious but ahe calms me down

  • @NicholasDraughn
    @NicholasDraughn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I used to perform a mid ranking manger job high every day. When I quite I finally told my boss and he was completely mind blown and never knew. These tips actually work pretty well lol.

  • @meteora7444
    @meteora7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The more youre high in front oh people the more easier it gets

  • @wellThatsDark
    @wellThatsDark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The job interview part really got me lmfao. It's like ya smoke to calm down before the interview only to get paranoid during it.

    • @violetdusk1968
      @violetdusk1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that's why I wouldn't go to one high.

    • @kingragnar8023
      @kingragnar8023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm always good up until they start asking me questions then I go braindead and forget everything I practiced I would say

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingragnar8023 that's why you just make up things that sound good on the spot

  • @keganm2888
    @keganm2888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i got high asf at a school musical, when i had to go home my grandma picked me up and i was trying so hard to not talk but every building we passed was so interesting and i would just ramble on abt the buildings and i know she knew i was high.

  • @MadiRoss91
    @MadiRoss91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “So hush up you ol’ chatterbox.” I felt that. 😹

  • @gawdesvision
    @gawdesvision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I’m tellin y’all right now every time I drink coffee it AMPLIFIES my high. And I smoke on the daily.

    • @RandomguyMr
      @RandomguyMr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Try a mango or two like an hour before you get high. It'll FUCK you up.

    • @KalElKryptonsFinest
      @KalElKryptonsFinest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coffee and Indica are my brain fuel

    • @prodbyfaith
      @prodbyfaith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you smoke sativa or indica? With sativa that's probably the case

    • @DaeeDenise
      @DaeeDenise 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KalElKryptonsFinest on those days I feel like super shit

  • @aryakamfiroozi9661
    @aryakamfiroozi9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I don’t think the sick excuse aged too well with this whole pandemic...

    • @emmittmaximus6619
      @emmittmaximus6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro ur comment is from a year ago it’s been way too long lmfao

    • @DrChant
      @DrChant 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emmittmaximus6619 15 years from now, we'll tell our kids how Marijuana saved the world from this pamdemic

    • @emmittmaximus6619
      @emmittmaximus6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrChant lmfao frrr

  • @qcompressed1409
    @qcompressed1409 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You have to go outside where the normal people are”
    Story of my life

  • @flowmastaflam
    @flowmastaflam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:44 true this one works every time nowadays

  • @olley0106
    @olley0106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The funny thing is even when im being silent. My toughts makes me gigle and laugh😂😂😂 i cant stand it they will know im high af

    • @DeniskaNEW
      @DeniskaNEW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg exactly😂😂😂

    • @timstroud2112
      @timstroud2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish it were that easy for me. Sometimes, even I am afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

    • @randomaccount8846
      @randomaccount8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr 🤣

  • @starlos95
    @starlos95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had no idea there was a part 2🥺 she’s so comforting

  • @jakedanielsen4512
    @jakedanielsen4512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the music 1:00 minute in, the melody is a stock arpeggio synth in the Nexus VST. I have used it in my first song 8 years ago and I have heard it in 4 other instances. Please, if you hear or have heard that melody, (usually played faster than in this case) let me know