The Egg - A Short Story

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  • The Egg
    Story by Andy Weir
    Animated by Kurzgesagt
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    • @attakerz871
      @attakerz871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Kurzgesagt I tried to spell your name but I accidentally summoned a demon. We watch your videos together.

    • @marker794
      @marker794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is such a nice way 2 look at it

    • @beaub152
      @beaub152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yoo a new replu the same day I decide to rewatch??

    • @OmerKazmYapar
      @OmerKazmYapar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok

    • @whydoyouwanttoseemyusernam45
      @whydoyouwanttoseemyusernam45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi I'm here before this blows up because of the dream smp meme

  • @josuaerick9670
    @josuaerick9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19071

    "So I'm the cute girl that I like?"
    "And her boyfriend"

    • @commieSlayer69
      @commieSlayer69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Yeah but they don't know that everyone is just u who is a time Traveller with memory loss issues.

    • @rxbbaz7444
      @rxbbaz7444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hello, me.

    • @Animator22538
      @Animator22538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Yep no need to be jealous it's just you 😂😂

    • @ReRiver_EasHar_NYC
      @ReRiver_EasHar_NYC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And her brother and father. :D

    • @thipessoa
      @thipessoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      "So I'm the cute girl that I like?"
      "And her boyfriend"
      "Life is good here in Alabama"

  • @averysm7571
    @averysm7571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9395

    *turns on Kurzgesagt for 2 hour long car ride*
    “You died in a car accident”
    *great start*

  • @MatijaCG
    @MatijaCG 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1953

    This is the proof that I'm literally Ryan Gosling

    • @MinaAlexander-fy8ib
      @MinaAlexander-fy8ib 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      deadddd

    • @ashhole03
      @ashhole03 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Hey, me too!

    • @logicalschizoid_intp9698
      @logicalschizoid_intp9698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, you're just another idiot in the comments.

    • @hossundhopf156
      @hossundhopf156 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      cant be im him

    • @Toxxxic_
      @Toxxxic_ หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Literally me

  • @roronoazoro2025
    @roronoazoro2025 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +928

    "So I am Kurzgesagt?
    And all the people that get existential crisis from them"

    • @shahzarsshowshow4441
      @shahzarsshowshow4441 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      underrated comment

    • @ChronDoc024
      @ChronDoc024 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "So i'm the UTTP?"
      "And all the people who hate them."

    • @saviorodrigues7852
      @saviorodrigues7852 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yess

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@shahzarsshowshow4441ya know it’s very egotistical to say your own comment is underrated, me.

  • @scottchegg2627
    @scottchegg2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85329

    “So I’m the 9 dentists who recommended the toothpaste?”
    “And the one who did not”

    • @TheMothrfuckr
      @TheMothrfuckr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

      And you are the 9 cats who recommended whiskas

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      Ooooh shit

    • @AAA-yr5cz
      @AAA-yr5cz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      yes and you are me just a puppy

    • @CowieThomas1997
      @CowieThomas1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      😂

    • @AAA-yr5cz
      @AAA-yr5cz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@CowieThomas1997 :P

  • @dixienormus9934
    @dixienormus9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9162

    “So i’m the pretty best friend?”
    “and the ugly one too”

    • @jubihausi6206
      @jubihausi6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Let that sink in

    • @brendathemob
      @brendathemob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      not until u got a warrant.

    • @nathanhetzer757
      @nathanhetzer757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jubihausi6206 what does it want now

    • @mysticoversoul
      @mysticoversoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes. The "ugly" one is only your "shadow" of yourself which is visible only when you turn your back away from the light of Truth.

    • @OrBIT_learn
      @OrBIT_learn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mysticoversoul 😂😂

  • @noewantstosleep
    @noewantstosleep 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +776

    Before even watching this video, I knew this feeling. I was traveling in Thailand in 2018 when I came across a group of fellow travelers in the Krabi province. We were from so many different countries, and had so many different backgrounds, and had so many different personalities... We looked different, were of different ages, and had different beliefs. But when we spent a night under the stars, around a fire, laughing with strangers... I looked at them and felt that I was looking at myself. I caught the eye of an older Dutch woman in the circle, and in silence knew that she was thinking the same... I felt connection, love, and understanding. There was no judgement, no shame, and absolutely no trace of animosity. The pinnacle of humanness.
    The craziest part? I was sober!

    • @DuneCat32
      @DuneCat32 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I spent some time in India. Was fortunate enough to be there for Diwali. Learned a lot. This short story brings me to tears each time I watch it. Every time I hurt someone, I hurt myself. Every time I am kind to someone, I am kind to myself. Words to live by.

    • @noewantstosleep
      @noewantstosleep หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DuneCat32 Very much so... This sentiment often helps me to humanize those that society attempts to dehumanize (ie criminals, those who are houseless, addicts, people who suffer from mental disorders, immigrants, refugees etc)

    • @sohaibkgt5077
      @sohaibkgt5077 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hello, do you believe in this theory?

    • @noewantstosleep
      @noewantstosleep หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DuneCat32 Certainly words to live by, and very powerful ones at that!

    • @noewantstosleep
      @noewantstosleep หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@sohaibkgt5077 I'd say that of all the explanations to our existence, this one feels like it's on the right track.... So, yes. Kinda. I don't disbelieve it :)

  • @judasrex
    @judasrex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    I'm surprised that nobody's mentioned the famous Bill Hicks quote. That was the first thing that jumped into my head. "We are all one consciousness sharing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

  • @bakingsoda5409
    @bakingsoda5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3943

    Bully: “you’re weak”
    Me: “I’m you”

    • @BobaIsBees
      @BobaIsBees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Baking Soda BRUH

    • @nathanpace3090
      @nathanpace3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lieutenant Blockster Baking Soda
      Ahem. I think you mean BRUH WHAT THE F

    • @limitablesnow8979
      @limitablesnow8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good one dude

    • @user-ru1nw6fq8j
      @user-ru1nw6fq8j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thug life 😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @sneb3004
      @sneb3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bully Punches Himself..
      Coz Himself is weaker than Bully.

  • @kitsunesden8085
    @kitsunesden8085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    "I'm the Obama receiving a medal?"
    "And the Obama giving it"

    • @ZeebleBub616
      @ZeebleBub616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      and the one turning it into a meme and the one enjoying the said meme.

    • @batziii8745
      @batziii8745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      such a serious video - and then such a funny meme

    • @nekokkoko3181
      @nekokkoko3181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂👌🏼

    • @siggietyrone3965
      @siggietyrone3965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks Obama.

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@siggietyrone3965 thank yourself, Obama.

  • @shinex_bbx3663
    @shinex_bbx3663 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +464

    we just blew our own mind

    • @jaxhoffalot2812
      @jaxhoffalot2812 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      isn't that technically incest?

    • @lahiru1k
      @lahiru1k หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      you are me.

    • @jrjimenezjoe9430
      @jrjimenezjoe9430 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and im you@@lahiru1k

    • @AbsoluteEgg
      @AbsoluteEgg 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      *i just blew my own mind

    • @oniii7867
      @oniii7867 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yea I'm Kurt Cobain

  • @ilikesoupalot4103
    @ilikesoupalot4103 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    "Nowhere in particular, its just nice to talk while we walk" That sentence really resonates with me for some reason.

    • @kws767
      @kws767 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too

  • @greyman8095
    @greyman8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15756

    What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god told you:
    "This time around, you will be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD."

    • @Ethan_Simon
      @Ethan_Simon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      This needs more likes haha.

    • @berkleyga2578
      @berkleyga2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      underrated comment right here

    • @jagermantis
      @jagermantis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Help im dying 😄

    • @spooz432
      @spooz432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      LMAO-

    • @fonhaflango5503
      @fonhaflango5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      LOL
      I was not expecting that XD

  • @jamesdong8179
    @jamesdong8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    "So I'm Karen?"
    "and the manager she asked to speak to"

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ...oh good lord I am a terrible person to myself on a secondly bases

    • @user-nq1ss7pj3l
      @user-nq1ss7pj3l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah ah ah😂😂😂😅😅

    • @suspiciousWhiteLiquidJar
      @suspiciousWhiteLiquidJar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am you and you are me.

    • @haidimran
      @haidimran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. So am I Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky at the very moment 🤣

    • @datboi7197
      @datboi7197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boopsboops7692 DAMN IT ME

  • @gabri41200
    @gabri41200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    If you hear Kurzgesagt voice when you die, you know everything is going to be fine.

  • @LorenzoDeLeon
    @LorenzoDeLeon 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    I’m glad I imagined, wrote, produced and realized this movie for all of me. Thank me, I’m awesome.

  • @kauyen5187
    @kauyen5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9350

    “i’m hitler?”
    “and the person who rejected him from art school”

  • @daivonbarone8493
    @daivonbarone8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5019

    Chef: how do you like your eggs?
    Me: Existential

    • @chrismain7472
      @chrismain7472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      You mean (puts on sunglasses) eggs-istential?

    • @Tato0s
      @Tato0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      😂Good one me, good one

    • @aguywithrandomconvictions5302
      @aguywithrandomconvictions5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cool stuff, me.

    • @calcaware
      @calcaware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@chrismain7472 Hah. I'm pretty funny sometimes.

    • @diyideas2105
      @diyideas2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :)

  • @jonatannilsson1563
    @jonatannilsson1563 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

    I keep coming back to this video… I don't know why, kinda gives me comfort in believing this is real.

    • @sathishkpm5268
      @sathishkpm5268 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Nothing is real except this

    • @gracieluvsu16
      @gracieluvsu16 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      i come back to it every few months, especially when i can’t sleep. i’m not sure what exactly is so comforting about it but i love it

    • @simacrulum
      @simacrulum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@gracieluvsu16same. It’s 1.38am and I’m lying in bed watching

    • @AndreiDante
      @AndreiDante 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Share it with others, talk about it, create your opinion on it, and live by the principles from it. You'll learn a lot more about yourself in this process.
      I've seen this video like, 15 times since it first came out. Randomly appeared in my newsfeed, clicking it at 23:30 in the night, and just watched it again.
      It's a cool concept to live by.

    • @adv.vividhbhartilodhi365
      @adv.vividhbhartilodhi365 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am the dinosaur

  • @JonathanWeidman
    @JonathanWeidman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    So thats why its called TH-cam. Its just me!

    • @iliaadamanthark8336
      @iliaadamanthark8336 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Mind blown

    • @ralepa
      @ralepa หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      MeTube

    • @YZ_muffin-mm3rk
      @YZ_muffin-mm3rk หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm you.

    • @nedsimpson
      @nedsimpson หลายเดือนก่อน

      metube 😂

    • @nedsimpson
      @nedsimpson หลายเดือนก่อน

      im me and you are you 😂

  • @jeremyahn906
    @jeremyahn906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4283

    "I'm Rick Astley?"
    "And everyone who has ever been Rickrolled."

  • @BearsThatCare
    @BearsThatCare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29278

    This makes me feel way better about liking my own comments.

    • @Chrispyy22
      @Chrispyy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      best comment lmaoooo

    • @7thwardlord59
      @7thwardlord59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Soo im you or you are me ?

    • @justincarnes1553
      @justincarnes1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Technically every top comment is your own. Good one, me! Keep it up ❤️

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Only like your own comment after someone else liked it. Never be the first one.

    • @allan4738
      @allan4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha

  • @MrTwiggyyy
    @MrTwiggyyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +327

    I love the idea that the being must be explaining this to their child between every life. The amount of patience and love is reflective of their own incarnation.

    • @MabboMabbo
      @MabboMabbo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How did they explain it when they were troglodytes? And when they were fishes coming out of the water? Not in an atheist-cringey way, but honestly curious.... this is pseudo-religion at best, fanfiction at most....

    • @MrTwiggyyy
      @MrTwiggyyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@MabboMabbo well if a being is omnipotent, there wouldn’t be boundaries to communication. Everything you’re describing are limits within our own reality. To think our reality is the same as “God’s” is foolish.
      If your argument is only pseudo religion, then all religions would be pseudo-religions except Hinduism. (Oldest known religion)
      Regardless, I’m a human as are you. Nobody knows.
      “All religions are right in their own way” I just like to subscribe to that.

    • @Brando-wc8fz
      @Brando-wc8fz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You are basically teaching yourself

    • @hectormunhoz5766
      @hectormunhoz5766 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@MabboMabbo "fanfiction" for what? Reality?? That's just called "fiction" lol

    • @daveevise
      @daveevise 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I feel like since the being has ascended to infinite knowledge, then happiness or love are just human made concepts in a way. And maybe it’s the best most comfortable way to be perceived in the eyes of a human who’s transitioning to its next life. I feel like whatever or wherever the being came from is above all human emotion or whatever and depending on what life the soul has just come out of, the being just mirrors a perfect Unique experience for each life that has been lived. Since when it died all it remembers is that one life until they go into the next. And since time doesn’t exist in its universe, each explanation is probably all happening at the same time in a way. That would be hard to understand or explain because our human brains see and feel time differently and simply can’t comprehend other dimensions exactly but yeah I hope that makes sense? Idk but I feel like whenever our soul is done cooking then we will be an exact copy or something of that nature to the being who is helping us grow. We will eventually ascend to have that amount of love and patience and power for the small pieces of the “child soul” we will grow too. And understand it in a whole other way.

  • @Silver._.Moth12
    @Silver._.Moth12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    This is so comforting
    To know that all of us become one and become something so special
    Out of all the theories of life and death I hope this is the one that’s true
    To know we are only just growing into something greater

    • @adamanthark5237
      @adamanthark5237 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We were once a one point in space. The big bang

    • @itspfaff
      @itspfaff หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adamanthark5237not exactly, because space didn’t exist.

  • @ancelmoandrello4125
    @ancelmoandrello4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8883

    Someone: "So, do you have a religion?"
    Me: "Oh yeah. I'm an eggist."

    • @syamantakbharti3463
      @syamantakbharti3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      XD, i am an eggist for sure

    • @DudeMaster-sl3ff
      @DudeMaster-sl3ff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Why, what, how, where, when, did, didn't I, you, us, everyone, no one, nothing, everything, will, was, now, are, aren't learning, feeling, know, hear, watch, experience, about this, that, video, film, tape, scroll, tale, story, prophecy, memory, information, ?, !, .

    • @Ryno97
      @Ryno97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      You mean we are all the same eggist🤔

    • @redwoodeagle15
      @redwoodeagle15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Uuuh, That's eggy!

    • @color4795
      @color4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      part of us are part of an eggist

  • @pawsteps6053
    @pawsteps6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

    "So I'm a murderer?"
    "And all the people you killed"

    • @zahidamujeeb7677
      @zahidamujeeb7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Super confusing i know

    • @Maldanil
      @Maldanil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@zahidamujeeb7677 I think this guy meant suicide

    • @yesandyes9168
      @yesandyes9168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr Mistery honestly I hope this is true,rather than just dying and nothing for eternity

    • @nocookies5279
      @nocookies5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mr Mistery what if you are just having a psychosis? I believe people who take acid and come back like this most likely suffer from a psychosis in my opinion. Ive taken acid and have friend who tookm acid(not for partying) and they didnt come out like this. some did

    • @canadianbird1185
      @canadianbird1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But why must we become God?
      If there is already a God, then it would be a piece of cake for God to produce a perfect God easily.
      So why are we to suffer living trillion times near endlessly to become god? The Egg seems like the most sadistic torture in the entire universe.

  • @ST-sc9su
    @ST-sc9su 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Being an Hindu I can say this is what is written in our sacred books. That's why we need to be kinder to others as it's being kind to ourselves too. Beautiful video I loved every second of it. Applauses 👋🎉🎉❣️🫰🫰

    • @bluenotebook489
      @bluenotebook489 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Jai shree ram bhai

    • @GauravSingh-pg4zd
      @GauravSingh-pg4zd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This so relatable to what written in our holy scriptures

    • @-A-SaptarshiDeb
      @-A-SaptarshiDeb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hm

    • @whentheimposterissus8376
      @whentheimposterissus8376 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GauravSingh-pg4zdespecially Bhagvad Geeta🕉🙏🏻 and Upnishads.

    • @Araba-sevdalisi1
      @Araba-sevdalisi1 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hindu diye bir din yoktur.

  • @StupidFugginTiddies
    @StupidFugginTiddies 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    This made me cry. Answered the dialogues i often have in my head on a daily basis. I hope my next egg is better than this one. Being me and being 25 sucks. I dont like where im at and im too lazy to do anything about it but complain. I hope my family knows how much i truly love them, love in its purest form. i love you mom, dad, spud, sister, dori, uncle johnny, uncle darryl, aunty michelle, aunty wanna, yiyi, uncle j, uncle sonny, transitioned uncle willie, grandma(s) and transitioned grandpa(s), my dear cousins, from all three sides of my family, i pray you all have a lifetime worth living, and i pray we all meet again soon. I pray I remember you all.

    • @DarkwingDuck1818
      @DarkwingDuck1818 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We all love you too

    • @wd89601
      @wd89601 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hey man , I'm struggling to , you sound like a loving person so it doesn't really matter if your " lazy " it sounds like you've got what's most important about life right which is loving and caring for others. I hope your having a good day where ever you are :) you are not alone

  • @anthonycolon4802
    @anthonycolon4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    “I’m Karen?”
    “And the billions she fired”

  • @puzzleheadedmoney5910
    @puzzleheadedmoney5910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    "Wait. I'm Kurzgesagt?"
    "And all the people who they've given an existential crisis"

  • @Folix_The_Wolf
    @Folix_The_Wolf หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    I showed this to my mom, she started crying.

    • @imvine
      @imvine หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      You showed it to yourself
      Or should I say myself

    • @alextrusk1713
      @alextrusk1713 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It hit home hard

    • @wuguxiandi9413
      @wuguxiandi9413 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Good work, you made yourself cry. Now go make a cup of tea for yourself and cheer yourself up by watching a movie with yourself, starring yourself.

  • @levschwartz3442
    @levschwartz3442 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    There's something oddly comforting about this

    • @hexa.4500
      @hexa.4500 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How ? If you believe this then it means you are gonna experience every kind of physical and emotional pain there is in the whole universe isnt it scary ?

    • @jasonbergman5781
      @jasonbergman5781 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@hexa.4500 There are more good memories than bad memories for the average person. To experience the total sum of every positive thing that a human has experienced is something that id be willing to feel a lot of pain for.

    • @IsaacBritton
      @IsaacBritton 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@hexa.4500 I've been through a lot of pain and torment in my life. Or you could say that you will experience a lot of pain and torment in my life. As future reincarnated you, I want to tell you that although I've found no meaning in my suffering, and I don't believe that inherently there is any, everything that I have persevered through has come with its own silver lining. To be able to see the good that has come from even the bad, has only been a matter of perspective as I have grown and continue learning.
      I am glad to have experienced the bad. The bad is what has given my good experiences their meaning ❤☯️

    • @Ventuura
      @Ventuura 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No there isn’t. Go read the bible and not nonsense TH-cam videos

  • @mervan_canoglu1137
    @mervan_canoglu1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4119

    “So, I am the 99.9% bacteria that died?” “Yes, and the 0.1% that survived.”

  • @Benjimmathew
    @Benjimmathew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    “So I’m the one who posted this video”
    “And the dumb comments below it yes”

  • @ncedwards1234
    @ncedwards1234 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This is why 0-sum games and short-term gains only screw you in the end. Even when you win, you still lose.
    The trick is to find a game where you can enjoy it without serious attachment to their competitive aspects, cause your opponent was on your team all along, and you've always been your worst enemy.

  • @rucksoclown7696
    @rucksoclown7696 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    The line “All religions are right in their own way” goes *hard*

    • @rajesharora2031
      @rajesharora2031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      All rivers of the world are different and take different paths to reach the same Ocean. Same like that all religions, philosophies are different but reaches the same reality Brahman(God).

    • @jeanrodriguez6046
      @jeanrodriguez6046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jesus loves you. He died on the cross for our sins and rose on the third day so we can be forgiven of our sins, have a personal relationship with him, and have eternal life through faith in Him!
      God bless you
      Jesus says “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to the Father except through Me”

    • @rucksoclown7696
      @rucksoclown7696 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@jeanrodriguez6046 i believe Jesus died on the cross for our sins. I also believe that 2000 years ago it was a very smart thing to simplify the universe by saying the “only way to heaven is through Jesus.” We now know enough about the fundamentals of evolution to know that life could possibly exist on at least one other planet someplace. It is UNFAIR to those living beings to deny them access to heaven just cuz they havent heard about our Earth Jesus. Accepting Jesus into ur heart is an excellent way to aim for heaven, but to say its the *only* way in 2020+ is arrogant and thoughtless

    • @rucksoclown7696
      @rucksoclown7696 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jeanrodriguez6046 P.S. God is and God becomes. God works for our better, He wants us to improve. What is evolution? Evolution is things becoming more suited to their environment over time (i.e., ‘better’). Therefore Evolution is God as a verb! Evolution is our CHOICE between stagnation and devolution. God bless ✌️

    • @jeanrodriguez6046
      @jeanrodriguez6046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@rucksoclown7696 I agree that evolution is a continuous process, but the existence of aliens remains unproven both scientifically and in the Bible. Romans 1:20 states that God's invisible qualities are evident in creation.
      Different religions contradict each other; for example, Christianity asserts Jesus as the sole path to salvation (John 14:6), while Islam views him as a prophet. 1 John 2:22 highlights the importance of acknowledging Jesus as the Son of God for salvation.
      Humans, created in God's image, sinned and require redemption, unlike animals. Romans 3:23 emphasizes that all have sinned and fall short of God's glory.
      According to Christianity, Jesus died on the cross to cleanse believers of sin and offer eternal life through faith (John 3:16). Without Jesus, there is no salvation (Acts 4:12).
      God bless you, too. May God's grace and peace be with you always.

  • @georgioskanderbeg
    @georgioskanderbeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23657

    I can't believe I watched this 31 million times.

    • @larsfrommars
      @larsfrommars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      Just popping in to say hi to my fellow me's. Also, here's a weird thought experiment sort of thing; scroll through the youtube trending tab. The faces in the thumbnails are all you.

    • @H1storyRemembers
      @H1storyRemembers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      So I’m a shitty president.
      Edit: Now I’m a better president!

    • @notyouroperatingjohndoe1656
      @notyouroperatingjohndoe1656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      I'm welcome!

    • @benjaminwahl8059
      @benjaminwahl8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@H1storyRemembers yep!!

    • @trainer_rhiannon
      @trainer_rhiannon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@H1storyRemembers My first thought too. 😬

  • @dolphinmainkhalifa
    @dolphinmainkhalifa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    -So I’m Adolf Hitler?
    -Yes and you’re also the guy that killed him

    • @micuhh
      @micuhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Wait hold on-

    • @dolphinmainkhalifa
      @dolphinmainkhalifa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@micuhh did I stutter?

    • @micuhh
      @micuhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@dolphinmainkhalifa Mm no move on move on

    • @youpena7375
      @youpena7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dolphinmainkhalifa well no but

    • @iantakacs8771
      @iantakacs8771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hmmm this a little sus

  • @PicnicAtTheTesco
    @PicnicAtTheTesco 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    We are the universe, experiencing itself.

    • @iliaadamanthark8336
      @iliaadamanthark8336 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yup, literally,
      Thus universe will experience every possibility of consciousness just like you are having right now

  • @EleStoppi
    @EleStoppi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    This video make me cries everytime i watch it... sometimes i feel like i'm stupid, cause every possible question is inside us, like the true answer but i think i'm wasting it
    I'm hugging myself like i want to hug we all.. it's hard...

    • @Ashtraygal
      @Ashtraygal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's not hard, start by loving yourself hard enough to accept you're fallible and imperfect. Forgive yourself and extend grace to yourself like you would others. It's the hardest part. After that it all comes naturally. Fear disappears when you understand that the worse that can happen is death, and death means coming home to God, coming home to being one again. It makes you appreciate even the slightest moment on this earth, and every being in it ❤ so practice love for yourself first, and the rest will follow my friend

    • @yeskaitlyn8029
      @yeskaitlyn8029 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      needed this@@Ashtraygal

  • @gavinleague7767
    @gavinleague7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    “I was hitler?”
    “And the man who killed him.”

    • @techpriest2854
      @techpriest2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      still Hitler since he killed himself

    • @Khinetik
      @Khinetik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Techpriest Yes. That is the joke.

    • @colinadams5419
      @colinadams5419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@techpriest2854 no way

    • @decommissionedunitnanotech2265
      @decommissionedunitnanotech2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically its a *woman*
      I think I remember in the history channel that Hitler married someone (I think the ironic thing that she was an American. Idk) and when he was losing the war, he basically asked his wife to kill him.

    • @ryanbeck4947
      @ryanbeck4947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boo doom Crash!

  • @arthurunderwoodjr9403
    @arthurunderwoodjr9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

    “So I’m Rick Astley?”
    “And everyone he rick-rolled.”

    • @skyetingstrom8667
      @skyetingstrom8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And I'm a porn star?

    • @saraxum9773
      @saraxum9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      And everyone who masturbated to it

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      sayaadalahbudak “and everyone who said porn was bad”

    • @goldentime5426
      @goldentime5426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Im also Hitlerrrrrr

    • @desencanal2690
      @desencanal2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lost hard

  • @ember842
    @ember842 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    You don't understand how much comfort this theory brings me

    • @AECommonThread2137
      @AECommonThread2137 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah, until you imagine all the brutal acts that millions/billions/trillions of people committed upon each other. To imagine just a single life as bad as some disturbing stories is more than enough.

    • @Valsin
      @Valsin 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not a theory tho

    • @Ventuura
      @Ventuura 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is horrible, actually

    • @Ventuura
      @Ventuura 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Go read the bible

    • @ember842
      @ember842 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Ventuura Just because something comforts me and you don't agree with it doesn't mean you have to be an asshole

  • @_Monkey_D._Luffy
    @_Monkey_D._Luffy หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Bro took loneliness to a whole other level💀💀💀

    • @xxfiredragonxx8104
      @xxfiredragonxx8104 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No you did

    • @fayon410
      @fayon410 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      loneliness is a concept created by yourself myself
      Im Monkey D Luffy just like how you are and will open your eyes and see how the One Piece will never be see and found.

    • @user-xv5zc5of6x
      @user-xv5zc5of6x 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You mean you took it to a whole other level.

    • @_Monkey_D._Luffy
      @_Monkey_D._Luffy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-xv5zc5of6x this also means I responded to myself

  • @__jay__
    @__jay__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    Kurzgesagt:You were in a car accident. You died.
    Me: ah shit, here we go again.

    • @crab4_
      @crab4_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      2 L I V E S L E F T

    • @bbuggediffy
      @bbuggediffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know hahahaha

    • @potatocat8384
      @potatocat8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @mrbuttocks6772
      @mrbuttocks6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So Trunk-kun strikes again ;)

    • @Kenthrex
      @Kenthrex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally every Isekai anime ever

  • @thefloridaman1396
    @thefloridaman1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5718

    “Wow, a new video! This will be great!”
    “You were on your way home when you died.”
    “Ah, that’s different.”

    • @aightman9365
      @aightman9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The European Wannabe 😂😂😂😂 fr

    • @adambrooks9121
      @adambrooks9121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thats not different for Kurzegasagt :P

    • @yue2299
      @yue2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      telling a fake story with the authoritative voice of kurzgesagt is the worst idea ever

    • @kingkseries17
      @kingkseries17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yue funny because it’s trending to be the most viewed video from this channel. “Me talking to myself”

    • @xurix8171
      @xurix8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cant beleive other me sent this before i did

  • @subhashchandrateku2587
    @subhashchandrateku2587 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    It is like the core philosophy of Advaita condensed into a single video......Beautiful

  • @WilliamAfton-qu7ub
    @WilliamAfton-qu7ub 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    6:56
    "Wow, you mean... I'm a god?"
    "No, not yet, you're a fetus"
    Lol XD

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3900

    Me: *Wants a video about eggs*
    Kurzgesagt: "You died."

    • @cezaryjanicki9708
      @cezaryjanicki9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Dark souls stuff right there

    • @Arrjey007119
      @Arrjey007119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      time to push "retry"

    • @houseofzubias9443
      @houseofzubias9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me thinks that there will be respawn button like minecraft

    • @squasherdown
      @squasherdown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *_Dark Souls has joined the chat room_*

    • @johnather
      @johnather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does that mean that every incarnation of you that has a favorite video game will get a special respawn screen when you die XD

  • @UglyApprentice
    @UglyApprentice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2939

    “So I’m John Cena?”
    “And all the people who couldn’t see him”

    • @oktrtr5722
      @oktrtr5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol

    • @memedavila
      @memedavila 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jajajajajaja

    • @memedavila
      @memedavila 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's go Cena,
      Cena sucks....!!!!

    • @user-pc6xn6sl1l
      @user-pc6xn6sl1l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao again

    • @dynamicflashy
      @dynamicflashy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@memedavila Don’t say that about yourself.

  • @kirkshangout
    @kirkshangout 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Almost 3 1/2 years since this video has legitimately become my absolute favorite video on TH-cam. I'm sorry to all the other videos that have been made and will be made, but this will always be my favorite.

  • @EllieCharmie
    @EllieCharmie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    thank you Kurzgesagt team for this, even if it is just a story its oddly comforting, i come back here whenever im down just to feel a little better, well oddly your whole channel does that for me even if it may make me feel pointless it also make me feel limitless. Kurzgesagt has really been a help for me and i aspire to be like all of you on the kurzgesagt team and help show people the beauty of reality

  • @SergeantColdgirl
    @SergeantColdgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    "I'm my professor?"
    "And you're the students he failed."

    • @Xplorefiles
      @Xplorefiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That explains it xD I always joked about how I would be a harsh professor

    • @ftwgab8140
      @ftwgab8140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im you!

    • @kenblack1013
      @kenblack1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Lussimio
      @Lussimio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're me

  • @chocolateemint
    @chocolateemint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9385

    *Must be tiring having to explain that to me every time I die.*

    • @EmanuelCampos
      @EmanuelCampos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      I can expend the day answer all the Whys my kid (my younger version of me) asked me. I think when we are a father, is good to see the answers starting to form in our offsprings...

    • @SaiTheForgotten
      @SaiTheForgotten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      Time doesnt exist for God (or that one anyway). Probably for him its as easy as breathing

    • @dogedude3859
      @dogedude3859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not really the gap between birth and death is pretty big

    • @thriller7722
      @thriller7722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@SaiTheForgotten I find it kinda disturbing raising my child to frick with himself

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Chocolate Mint Well, God exists outside of time and space and doesn’t experience exhaustion nor does He have a need to sustain Himself. So I don’t think He’d be tired.

  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The fascinating thing is that these beings get their individuality from how their worlds developed, and them having individuality means there is a possibility of arguing for a double egg theory in which once these beings hatch from their egg they create a new egg where the world develops differently so they can understand how exactly the general trend of the world has influenced their personality.
    Alternatively, there is only one being in the universe and any individual is just that same being in different stages of their development since time doesn't appear to be linear for them. The parent that appears in the short is simply a hatched iteration of the individual that will eventually fuse together with the rest, endlessly widening it's perspective.

  • @jeewanthigamage6781
    @jeewanthigamage6781 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    One of the best videos I have come across so far. Thank you for creating this masterpiece. Whenever I feel lost, I come here and watch this clip over and over again. Thank you again. Thank you for comforting me. Thank you for giving me the strength to live.

  • @crusadeuswolf
    @crusadeuswolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    "Im the screaming toxic kid on Fortnite"
    "and the everyone who trolled you"

  • @dragondrawings3144
    @dragondrawings3144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    "Wait it's all me?"
    *Cocks Gun*
    "Always has been"

    • @muutukkapiirakka9478
      @muutukkapiirakka9478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So your killing yourself with a gun you made but actually your me and I'm you, I'm freaking confused haha

    • @IrrationalMango
      @IrrationalMango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God dang it, I was gonna comment that, but ya beat me to it.

    • @psychosis1767
      @psychosis1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey I said this!

    • @darrylbanks7004
      @darrylbanks7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@IrrationalMango no you beat yourself to it

    • @rileyqueenan7388
      @rileyqueenan7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      #1 Degenerate 👁0👁

  • @josilhus
    @josilhus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Breathtaking. Thanks to share this Kurzgesagt.
    I just hope TH-cam keep this content for a good time.
    Most of your videos I intend to show to my kids once they are mature enough to understand

  • @localcouchpotato7510
    @localcouchpotato7510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    "so, im karen?"
    "and all the managers shes spoken to"

  • @zmform7372
    @zmform7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    “So I’m a Karen”
    “And the ones she annoyed”

  • @mrnoobiefriend8366
    @mrnoobiefriend8366 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    this made me unfear of death THANK YOU!

  • @user-dk2xk2qx7s
    @user-dk2xk2qx7s หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I watched this video back in 2022.
    It's been 2 years, and I've never stopped thinking about it. Not once.
    This video is really beautiful and I think it deserves a lot of praise. Amazing.

  • @beer4111
    @beer4111 ปีที่แล้ว +12873

    This gives a new meaning to “You are not the clown, you are the entire circus”

    • @aram8832
      @aram8832 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maza aaya

    • @ernestkhalimov9368
      @ernestkhalimov9368 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ...Maza aaya

    • @rotsen3123
      @rotsen3123 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      so the bible depiction of god like in this story. we are created in the image of god and we are childrens of god, or you only the only son of god. fascinating.

    • @artsyabin8145
      @artsyabin8145 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@ernestkhalimov9368 it's hindi and it means felt good or tha was interesting

    • @tsarchasm4969
      @tsarchasm4969 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@artsyabin8145 kuch bhi kaho... but maza toh aaya

  • @jenniferturnage2490
    @jenniferturnage2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44399

    If I die and hear the kurzgesagt intro playing I'm gonna scream

    • @lucaesposito6896
      @lucaesposito6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

      😂😂😂😂

    • @COWP
      @COWP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Corey Steinmetz dont read my name

    • @botan2475
      @botan2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hahah

    • @capacraft2735
      @capacraft2735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Dun dun dun

    • @jeremy1739
      @jeremy1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      Hello there, my other reincarnations.

  • @noaloha69
    @noaloha69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is one of the greatest pieces of art I've ever seen. I absolutely love this and I've shown it to all my friends, it is peaceful and awe inspiring and makes me feel alive.

  • @rsscrsvn26
    @rsscrsvn26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    From all this time that I've been watching youtube, this video was something else. It somehow impacted me but I don't know how exactly or in what way. One of the greatest youtube video, in my opinion.

  • @Yohanan552
    @Yohanan552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    "so I'm the hundredth person to use this joke?"
    "and the the thousands of people who are tired of seeing it"

    • @Neutrovertido
      @Neutrovertido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're also the one who's reading this, and also the ones that won't!

    • @masonnichols9452
      @masonnichols9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      randel hanson am I the only one that thinks of this like the part of infinity war where thanos gets the soul stone and wakes up in a shallow water

    • @manymany1501
      @manymany1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And we are me

    • @manymany1501
      @manymany1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe

    • @xyr_bon
      @xyr_bon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y también el wey que te dio dislike en español

  • @Andre-uu5xv
    @Andre-uu5xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    God: "It's just nice to walk while we talk"
    Also God: *Floats*

    • @whoamiagain7070
      @whoamiagain7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sans from Earthbound nice comment me

    • @Mina-ts2du
      @Mina-ts2du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@whoamiagain7070 pretty bad reply me

    • @whoamiagain7070
      @whoamiagain7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mina i kinda agree me

    • @Mina-ts2du
      @Mina-ts2du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whoamiagain7070 cool

    • @whoamiagain7070
      @whoamiagain7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mina cool

  • @YodelingKid4943
    @YodelingKid4943 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This actually helped me out a ton! It helped me to realize how much of an effect everyone’s actions have on everyone. As well as emphasizing the golden rule a little bit

  • @DuongHongQuan-jx3dg
    @DuongHongQuan-jx3dg หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I don't know why, but I cried for this episode. It is so touching. Thank you @kurzgesagt

  • @Travis7M7
    @Travis7M7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    So every murder is a suicide...

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      So Hitler killed himself even if Soviets captured him.

    • @chefquantorino7823
      @chefquantorino7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bilimin Sırları vay be türk 🇹🇷

    • @cluelessgamer4318
      @cluelessgamer4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@biliminsrlar5752 Hitler did kill himself when the Soviets got to berlin. He actually committed suicide.

    • @TheDavo10001
      @TheDavo10001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And every suicide is a murder

    • @Legion_of_Dragons
      @Legion_of_Dragons 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @saintlaurent4902
    @saintlaurent4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8203

    Comment section is just filled with *Spidermans pointing at each other*

    • @jcvalen93
      @jcvalen93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Carefully, I'm a hero.

    • @saintlaurent4902
      @saintlaurent4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Jonathan Valenzuela **we’re a hero*

    • @kyleauthinus7517
      @kyleauthinus7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@saintlaurent4902 OUR ANTHEM PLAYS

    • @SuscriptorJusticiero
      @SuscriptorJusticiero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@saintlaurent4902 We are Groot.

    • @BijanIzadi
      @BijanIzadi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This was so unexpected when i came to the comment section and im so happy it is here

  • @djangospadola1703
    @djangospadola1703 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "So I'm the nine dentists who like the toothpaste?"
    "and the one who didn't"

  • @debbiegarcia2800
    @debbiegarcia2800 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I created this video then watched it 30 million times

  • @binnomajumder8999
    @binnomajumder8999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    "so I'm a Nigerian prince?"
    "and the billions he tried to send his money to"

    • @robloxtipshelper
      @robloxtipshelper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      can confirm, am the Nigerian prince and the billions i tried to send my money to

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Would you like to send you some money? You would appreciate it thank you.

    • @Uzi_2495
      @Uzi_2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @PeterTheVald
      @PeterTheVald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nigerian Prince! Oh, there you are! I've got your money!
      Remember that 1.3 million? It has grown with interest. Please send me your all bank information, and necessary money for processing fees--so I can send your money. Please hurry before time runs out.

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PeterTheVald You should put your bank information in here? If so you should maybe reconsider that before you get scammed m8. You take care regards- you.

  • @debhui710
    @debhui710 ปีที่แล้ว +5293

    As Rumi said,"You are not a drop in the ocean, you are the entire ocean in a drop."

    • @sterlthepearl1000
      @sterlthepearl1000 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      We're all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, and to the rest of the universe atomically.

    • @clockspeed1836
      @clockspeed1836 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sterlthepearl1000 wow i am smart

    • @jjjjjjjjkigghh8662
      @jjjjjjjjkigghh8662 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beautiful

    • @garybender5536
      @garybender5536 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmmmmmmmmm, good quote

    • @tokisan3359
      @tokisan3359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sterlthepearl1000 you watched Our Universe, I suppose

  • @guigomes9123
    @guigomes9123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro, I can't stop listening, this short is a amazing, the story brings a great reflection of our lives

  • @brandonlabbe3577
    @brandonlabbe3577 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Whoever wrote this has DEFINITELY done mushrooms

  • @chemistryenthusiast8091
    @chemistryenthusiast8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2162

    Well, now that phrase, “ treat others like you want to be treated”, really makes sense.

    • @javafloof
      @javafloof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fred Anduze holy thats true

    • @sohn7767
      @sohn7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well said, me

    • @danielwhyatt3278
      @danielwhyatt3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m sure in the way it’s been done here it can echo with a lot of people around the world. I’m sure even quite a few bad eggs out there will probably have this video flash in their minds before they are about to or after hurting someone. At least, I’d hope so.

    • @Onsdeefke
      @Onsdeefke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its the first thing we learn at school in the Netherlands. (:

    • @Onsdeefke
      @Onsdeefke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielwhyatt3278 Why? The story just told you that you're gonna be every single person. That means also the ones you dont like :P.

  • @Lloyd_lyle
    @Lloyd_lyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    “So I’m Mark Zuckerberg?”
    “No idk what the heck he is”

    • @killabomb3186
      @killabomb3186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mark showed up one day and transformed into a human

    • @meganpinnington3166
      @meganpinnington3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He is the only lizard I don’t like

    • @captainsquare6735
      @captainsquare6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@killabomb3186 yup he just was a ball of slime then he became human

    • @nataliewees3993
      @nataliewees3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahahahakajajwjw

    • @howie3750
      @howie3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So I’m mark zuckerburg?
      No, but your the many who helped to invent him

  • @ArcanaChandra
    @ArcanaChandra 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Hi... i know you...
    or should i say, myself?

  • @ebs_games6437
    @ebs_games6437 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My grandpa died tonight and so I'm watching this video to process my emotions, I did this 2 years ago as well when my grandad died
    I love this video so much, thank you

  • @murkish8268
    @murkish8268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    "I'm the spiderman pointing at himself?"
    "and the spiderman pointing back"

    • @icecoldben1656
      @icecoldben1656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yo wassup past me or the future me

    • @murkish8268
      @murkish8268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@icecoldben1656 hey me

    • @fish8545
      @fish8545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Greetings and salutations other me(s)

    • @pixelartkid7965
      @pixelartkid7965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi, me!

    • @PichuElric
      @PichuElric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PERFECT COMMENT

  • @SL-ht1nu
    @SL-ht1nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Officer listen, we didn't steal my car you're just borrowing it from myself.

    • @hollar5560
      @hollar5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S L so communism is the answer

    • @pinkpanther8427
      @pinkpanther8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      instant arrest + psychological watch.

    • @garynumber22
      @garynumber22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pinkpanther8427 i can't throw me in there!

    • @starcluster2593
      @starcluster2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes

    • @SL-ht1nu
      @SL-ht1nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow...

  • @Kirbychanbi
    @Kirbychanbi หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This video always makes me cry I don’t know why

    • @hey.389
      @hey.389 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably because it's sad knowing you are the only being here and that no one else on this planet is real but you.

    • @wd89601
      @wd89601 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@hey.389are you a solipsist ? I was at one point but I'm not anymore

    • @hey.389
      @hey.389 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@wd89601 I don't want to be it feels lonely thinking you are the only one alive. But when I follow the facts they keep on pointing to that sadly. 😔

    • @wd89601
      @wd89601 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@hey.389 I dont know if what worked for me will work for you , but I had a conversation with my friend where I told him I thought I was the only person in existence and he kept saying no to me , which made me realise , if I was the only person in existence and he was just a figament of my imagination why would he not agree with me and do everything I say. So I will do the same thing he did for me and say I am just as real as you , and I mean that 100% honestly , and you will have to work out why I ( a separate being ) would say that if that's not what you believe. I'm not trying to take away from you struggle , but why would beings do things that upset you if they wherent you :)

  • @milky287
    @milky287 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I honestly love this channel so much I can't say it in words

  • @kipsea3409
    @kipsea3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8878

    You know everything will be alright when you hear kurtzgesagt voice after death

    • @samurai8698
      @samurai8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      "Your wife is glad you're dead."

    • @aesyukeiji
      @aesyukeiji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Samuel Lussier so I’m glad that I’m dead? I mean..we are everyone...soooo....

    • @fernandolovato3979
      @fernandolovato3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      When you hear your own Voice***

    • @khoangominh8655
      @khoangominh8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh why thank you, dear old me

    • @rizkiaprita
      @rizkiaprita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you mean my voice

  • @pastel3678
    @pastel3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    “I’m kurzgesagt?”
    “And you’re all the birds that died”

    • @sleepyevelina
      @sleepyevelina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      woah woah woah woah
      *WHAT*

    • @BVK.
      @BVK. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Nate Bekin WOAH

    • @Or1n4l
      @Or1n4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait so im johnny sins?

    • @boco000
      @boco000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Also You're The Blackhole That Ated Whole Thing..And Died"

    • @moonjun7016
      @moonjun7016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol ‘i’ kicked my ass off .

  • @scoutnyc
    @scoutnyc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Holy moly! Amazing. I finally understand. Thank you

  • @Watcherofprovidence
    @Watcherofprovidence หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whenever I’m anxious or stressed about life and feel like I can’t do something. This right here puts me in the right state of mind again

  • @ayana.canosa5395
    @ayana.canosa5395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    My 4th Grade Teacher: "The world doesnt revolve around you."
    Andy: *Hold my stories*

    • @PelicanMobBoss
      @PelicanMobBoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha.

    • @mihaibradu6125
      @mihaibradu6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Reddit FBI do you realise you are the 4th Grade Teacher of your, and you are Kurz as well, and you are me typing this things?

    • @ayana.canosa5395
      @ayana.canosa5395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mihaibradu6125 Yeah, lmao

    • @thischanneldied9841
      @thischanneldied9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy*

    • @awildtomappeared5925
      @awildtomappeared5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      'I think therefore I am' One can only be certain of its own existence.

  • @KINGShaheed
    @KINGShaheed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17402

    This takes "Treat People the Way You Want to Be Treated " to a whole new level.

  • @JandoRay-ir4wl
    @JandoRay-ir4wl หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video will forever be my fav video ever, I don’t know what this feeling is but it’s so nostalgic and tragic it’s so hard to explain

  • @lilyawoodburn
    @lilyawoodburn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I remember seeing a screenshot of the original post on Pinterest years ago, I'm so glad I found this version of it and to know it has touched so many others

  • @WastedTime489
    @WastedTime489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    "I'm Shrek?" You asked.
    "And all those who followed him." I said.

    • @MichaelEmanuelZaire
      @MichaelEmanuelZaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      my religion

    • @MrFearwing
      @MrFearwing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shrek is love.
      Shrek is life.

    • @mattaroni7262
      @mattaroni7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I AM SHREK!!!

    • @fathericravecheddar7835
      @fathericravecheddar7835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shrek isn’t human.... Unless are you saying You R Ogre

    • @BlaudracheLP
      @BlaudracheLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I'm you and I'm Keanu Reeves at the same time. Maybe Keanu Reeves is the endstage before being born.

  • @rhique
    @rhique ปีที่แล้ว +6244

    Gives a whole new meaning to "I've watched this like a million times"

    • @helix4608
      @helix4608 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      well according to the view count, we watched this a bit over 26 millions times

    • @roham6132
      @roham6132 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@helix4608 no not we
      I watched it 26 million times

    • @abdel4455
      @abdel4455 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@roham6132 They used "we" as a collective "I" since we're all the same person, which means that you are (I am) also correct.

    • @Ignatiusussy
      @Ignatiusussy ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@roham6132 We made the word “we”, We have to abide by our own rules friend.

    • @gavinazprokid9125
      @gavinazprokid9125 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@helix4608 i only watched this 6 times

  • @Rocklahaulle
    @Rocklahaulle หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember initially rejecting this. It made me so uncomfortable. It challenged so much of my identity. Now, I really like this video.

  • @starfrierose6156
    @starfrierose6156 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This story is filled with so much love.