10 Problems Only Pot Smokers Understand
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when your stoned and get a text so you sit there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out what it says because even though you've read it like 5 times it still doesn't make sense.
True shit...true shit
Mollie Lachapelle And once you finally understand it you spend another 10 minutes coming up with a reply that doesn't make you sound high.
frrrrrr dude lol
Lmao I know how you feel
Mollie Lachapelle then you forget to press send, jeez thats the worst
lmao
Listen to someone talk to you for 10 minutes and have no idea what they just said...
Yeesssa!!!! 😂😂😂
I mean I do that when I’m sober
oh i can relate to that 100%. often times noone takes me seriously and people doesn't even tell me anything anymore, because they know that i will say '' wait what ?? '' or something similar to '' anyone needs water ? '' sort of questions :)
my iq drops drastically.
Or me when I'm talking to somebody for 10 straight minutes and I have no idea what I said
isnt that stereotypical because we all have different reactions to weed some are more paranoid and some are more lazy but to some other people it helps them work faster and harder with being able to enjoy ur job not being in a whole bunch of pain.
“Why did I take out my phone” is probably the most relateable one
Hydra_21 by far
Yup
I do that when I’m high in public and idk what to do and I open and just stare at the home screen 🤦🏻♂️
frrr i'll straight up disable my phone from messing with it too much and i wont even realize it
Problem is when I laugh at everything written or acted and say"this is true"
They forgot “buying more weed so you won’t have to for awhile, but instead you just smoke more weed”
MSNSUSMDJDB ME
Hahaha
EVERY DAM TIME
And saying you’re gonna save the rest of it before you buy more and then you smoke it all
Bruh so relatable
Hearing a noise and realising it was someone talking to you.
+Airoh Yes. :D Sometimes I hear noises not even close to what someone said. It's trippy as frick. Tho not as trippy as the few times when I got so stoned, I heard people speaking in british accents when they weren't. I had to REALLY focus to hear them properly again. x3
ImZennSkye sure you're smoking bud bro? XD
Airoh Around 75% sure. XD I got different intensities and experiences smoking the same amount from the same bag from someone I trust. This accent thing tho has happened from different bags. I dunno. Depends on my mind state and what I believe atm. It might be cuz I may have a dissociative disorder of some kind. Who knows. :P
+ImZennSkye wtf kind of drug are you on?
ItsDancy Just weed. :P I possibly got a dissociative disorder tho, so that could very well play into my experience on it. Because it can recreate a state I was in from a previous traumatizing event (of which I have only bits and pieces of memory of - the rest is shrouded in unknown darkness). Which reminds me of my very first experience being high, I completely blacked out (all senses included) and back to reality. Took me about 3 phases of back and forth to realize I was blacking out. However the british accent thing, I have no idea why on earth that has anything to do with anything. XD
A true stoner problem is when u try to explain something but then give up because u know u r too stoned
u got 110 likes i thought id let u kno
You give up trying to explain when mid way you know they don't understand what you're saying so you abort
Sebastian Cole facts omg 😂😂
100% 😂😂😂😂
420 likes 🌚
Mine is: I get SO excited about something I want to talk about, and halfway through my talking, I forget what point I was trying to make.
+KerayZ that still happens to me anyway xD
+KerayZ Yes. XD Me too.
allll the time aha it annoys me so much, then i cant stop laughing bc of it and its just one hilarious cycle
+KerayZ This is called alzheimer's, see a doctor.
Lol!
Who else when you get high and you just take a moment where you think ur normal and then u say to urself “ see im not really high” but u high
just happened but i sware i’m not that high but i am that high but i don’t feel that high but ig it’s a weird high feeling😯
@@moe504_ fam u were high af
Bruh
Bruh that what happend the first time I got high
Me every time lol 😂
When you think your homie is passing you the blunt but he’s just talking and using his hands. Like bruh stop playing games.
Danny10M ON GOD 😂😂
Danny10M OMM FR
Ohhh my, yep that's my story usually
Danny10M it’s worse when you the one talkin with yo hands and your homie takes it before you were ready to pass 😭😂
Dom Too LIT I SWEAR THATS ME 😂😂😂
When you start a sentence and forget what u were gonna say mid sentence , so you just stop talking because it’s too much effort trying to remember what you were gonna say
Toxic Green bro all the time🤣🤣🤣
Reading this com is a big effort
Real talk. Weed made me do that a couple of times and I started to realize that most people aren't even listening to what the other person is saying in a conversation.
toxic green then it comes back to you when your just about to go to sleep or something lol
Toxic Green I’m like that with my texts
The most common phrase: “wait, what was I gonna say??”
Me
Me
Me
Same😂
CONSTANTLY
When you don’t want to sleep to not waste the high 😔
@@rapperslifestyle2239 thats weird
or when ur having a bad time and try to sleep but that just makes it worse lol
So relatable😹😹😹😹😹😹
I've never related to something do hard
i'm like that with alcohol.
When I'm high the hardest thing i have to decide is whether to go sleep or stay awake and chill
Why to go to sleep when you can chill being high ...if you go to sleep then no point getting stoned
San The king but you sleep real gooood
San The king i be knocking out unintentionally😂 deadass close my eyes and be like mmm this feels nice then i fall asleep
Fabian Correa ong💀.
You can chill real good tho . But also that sleep be hittin different bruh ionno
when it finally kicks in and you look at your friends and say: DO YOU FEEL IT??
It’s an ongoing joke with my friends to say “can you feel it mr krabs”
My friends don’t really say it we just randomly announce “dude, I’m high”😂🤦🏽♀️
Nah. You just stare at each other then suddenly burst out in laughter at the same time
@@gisellealvarez3128 yeah 😂😂
Choco Loucho this
You know what sucks about weed? Never enough weed.
RIGHT
@@seekingangel2005 little too true
I nobodycaresanyway not if u buy an ounce
420 likes
Get an oz
Getting off a phone call with your parents while high and looking back at the conversation wondering if you sounded high
Yes! You keep replaying the convert in your head over and over and end up convincing yourself that they know and they’re going to kill you for it!
😂🤣😂🤣
THIS
This
Thisssss
Especially with asian parents lmao
Looking for your lighter with your lighter
lol or the time i got high at my boarding school and my friend let me borrow his phone because i got mine taken away. and if the staff see me with his phone they will punish him, so i walk into the main building and my friends tell me the code phrase we had come up with to warn about staff. "go to the bathroom you stink" and i completely forget. and i hadn't told them i was high so i thought that they could smell me so i ran to the bathroom, showered 2 times, brushed my teeth, and changed my cloths and later i found out that i was holding his phone in my hand like an idiot and he was trying to get me to put it away.
I looked for my phone with the flashlight of my phone once
@@sicarii545 wtf
Bro for real tho I dropped my lighter and I was looking for it for like 10 minutes and every 2 minutes my friend would be like check this out and he would turn the lighter on and me and my other friend would be like ok cool but let’s look for the lighter and after like 10 minutes we where like oh he has it
Hell yea
I forgot how to tie my shoe one time and i thought i had alzheimers so i got scared and watched a 30 minute video on everything bout tying shoes😭
Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
Damn 😂😂😂
You get random diseases
Edit:
Forgot to add too
One time I was really high at a Bar and there was a guy who was celebrating his birthday, I went up to him so confidently and I said "Happy Birthday bro, you deserve a really good life" & I hugged him.
thats amazing.
bro that was prob me
This happens even I spoke with strangers as v all are kinda social animal
Thank you for posting this. I always get ashamed after I do stuff like that bc I feel like I’m being too much. Lol
@@MatthewTS22 I feel this all the time when I smoke, not alone!
My funniest experience is when my cousin called my name in a really deep voice and I thought it was coming from the sky so I got scared😂
Bro you thought God was coming to whoop that ass huh 😂
😂😂😂😂
This so random lmao but...wait do people watch these videos while high cuz I do. Oh so random but like is that you in your pfp?
This is the best comment section ive ever scrolled thru
Same
I love these people so much in the comments. This is the best comment section ever. Cheers!
You've obviously never been in the comment section of Pornhub.
@@Yunggblake lmfao true
Aye was good Quasimoto
Have you ever been so high you changed breathing from automatic to manuel?
Thank you man.
Was talking to my friends about that and they where giving me wierd looks.
Thank you random stranger!
Now i know that i am not the only one!
My friends luckily understand me but I now I can relate to Miqi S also :)
Miqi S hahahahaha thats when u are high asf
mfck you make me do it in this moment lol kkk
Lol now i know im not the only one
Idk if it's just me, but I can't stand when people say 'pot'
Cristian Andres
Someone who understands.
Yall ever get really high and feel like u can read peoples body language n emotions better? Or jus me?
that's so true man
this is how i discovered my friends hated me
Dude that's so true
yess i feel like everyone knows i’m high 😭
No that’s me also
When you are high af,
Everyone around you seems confused and high
😬😵
Mannn thatss so trueeee but why is like that?
Mayank Gautam thats me
Mayank Gautam or thinking people know that you are high
2 people need to unlike
@@abemurillo2931 36 now
Yall ever just breathe and the weed goes flying everywhere
LAKEWORTHBOI YES, THIS HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY BUT LUCKILY IT WAS A NUG INSTEAD OF GROUNDED HERB SO I GOT IT BACK RELATIVELY EASY
Sadly yes lmao my bf had some grinded up on the table and I laughed and it flew on the floor and it looked like all hope was lost in his eyes lol
Ever sneeze with weed? Bad times man.
Some Dank Boi lmfao
Saddest day of my life was when I breathed two hard on my last blunts worth of weed v.v
Once i was soooo high i didnt know how to swallow my saliva. I thought i wont ever know how to do it again in my entire life then i got kinda scared
blublu sometimes I think I’m laying there and it’s just deleting my memory and I start freaking out
Bruhhh I get that feeling too
blublu sometimes when I am extremely high and I lay down in my bed it feels like the bed is shaking and I start to panic
DeadlyBlade lmfao omg
Bruhhhhhhhh
Going to class stoned is a bad experience. "Do they know im high?, Oh no, they know".
Ikr Lmao
Yep
When one of my buddy knew I was high In class but we didn’t smoke together he would yell: “________ is high!!”
One semester we had gym right after lunch, so if I baked without him and he saw I was high, he would scream it thru the entire gymnasium.
Lol
It worked both ways tho.
Oh they know. They know lol
Nah, i just be chillin
When youre so stoned that u gotta take a break by smoking a joint outside
Rheinz Chanz LOL
Making sure you're really not pissing yourself
koffieslikkersenior A lot of the time when I'm high and I have to fart, I always think I'm shitting my pants
koffieslikkersenior Eh, it's okay. I always know I'm not actually shitting anyway
Andrew Sampson Yeah man but pissing yourself is one thing. Shitting yourself, that's a whole new level of awkwardness. I learned to deal with the paranoia, but it took some time for me.
+Andrew Sampson I know your feels! hahahaha
I thought I was the only one lol
Last time i was so stoned I thought i could sing so recorded myself, listen to it the following morning and deleted it right away.
LMAO
😆
😂😂😂
i make all my music while stoned bruh
😂😂😂😂😂
When you lose your phone but you’re actually looking for It with the phone flashlight
I ordered pizza on the phone one time and I was stoned out of my mined I was speaking so slowly my sober friend said it took me 10 minutes to order 2 pizzas.
Jackson Parr I once tried to order a large pepperoni pizza, but all I could say was "Uhhhhhhh, I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this right now." and then hung up.
@@wronggg Domino's was probably the first to make online ordering because they knew that stoners were holding up their phone lines lol
I hate ppl like you! I work at a pizza place lol
@TheRedWillow I work for Domino's
I unliked just because its at 420 likea
Have you been stoned and couldn't figure out what song to listen to or video... and you just stare at your screen for like a few mins?
I also get lost in thought and then my friends like snap me out of it because theyre bored or something and im just sitting there like... I was having LOADS of fun just sitting there. They just seem anxious like they need to be DOING something at all times in order to be entertained. They cant be left alone with their own thoughts.
I remember this I was so High I stared at google start page for like 45 minutes , it was amazing
MrDank bruh make a youtubr playlist with songs and videos to watch while high it helps
I made a playlist if you Like Night Lovell $uicideboy$,Lil Peep and XXXTENTACION some good stoned music
I did for high music but not dank videos I can do that next
The parent/family phone call was too real
Scofields1828 it’s bad over text too but you can ignore a text more easily
Always gotta use the smallest words possible so you don't spend too much time trying to sound out the word
I wanted to like this but it's at 420
When you get so high you dont feel the joint in your hand and when you smoke it you feel like theres no smoke
that's why i just smoke bongs
Sometimes it slides out of my hand lol, specially if its slighly cold
The memory loss is the worst but also the best, for example: you forget what you're thinking about and it's annoying. example 2: you're watching a movie, you're laughing, you forget why you're laughing so you rewind a little and you laugh over and over again.
ahahhaha classic
Or I hate when you're watching tv and you forget what you're watching...Lol drives me nuts
Mace37 yes. Happens all the time. Sober or high.
Derp moments are the best :)
My memory loss stays for at least 20 minutes :p But i've never had permanent memory loss.. i think.. haha! But the memory loss is not fictitious since i know how it feels, and i think it depends on the person, you for instance may have less effect of the memory loss but you'll be more chill.And the quality of weed usually makes the memory loss less effective. I rarely have real good quality, usually it's just "the better kinds from Amsterdam" :p
My dad called me when I was high once. I answered it like I would any day, and he was none the wiser. It's really easy to act sober when you're high.
Darrell Gulseth Also Wikipedia Holes happens to me all the time, when I'm sober.
Lol
Ryan P I didn't really kill my vibe. I just finished the conversation, hung up the phone, and took an amazing nap.
Ryan P lol Well it didn't bother me at all.
same
I'm glad to exist in the same plane of existence as everyone in the comment section. This is the best thing I've scrolled through ever I think 🤣🤣🤣
so true im crying laughng
truly
Me toooo😭😂😂😂
Me too
When you are so high that you have to re-read the comments 3-4 times, to understand it.
When I'm stoned I open the fridge door for an hour trying to think about what to eat
Really? I just grab everything haha
Joe dirt i do this sober😭
I walk in to the kitchen 3 times forgetting what I went in there for.
I just grab everything
I was looking for what to eat, and drink yo
Lol, you ever put the volume down when you are driving stoned just so that you can see better
Brooo, i thought i was the only one!
lmao ye
be safe ppl
I do it without weed
this comment resognated with my soul
One time I smoked like 2g, and went to the fridge to get a soda, but the soda box wasn’t open so I set down my phone in the fridge to open it. Long story short I lost my phone for an hour and found it in the fridge when I went to get another soda 😂
Lmmfao that's funny man. Had a similar experience, got really stoned at a friend's place and ended up leaving my phone in her fridge. 😅 I guess you could say that's how you know I was really comfortable there, I was willing to just put my phone down on whatever surface was in front of me lmao
I've done that but not leave things in a fregrater just lay things around..then when I want something else then I find what I placed down before then finally found what I was looking for before to funny I still do it
But it don't bother me anymore cuz I do it all the time an I know its ganna happen ...haa.ha I find it sooner or later during the day of doing things in my house 🏠
Me everytime
I dont think anyone on buzzfeed ever smoked weed
I have
@@coughsneezedie5121 he never asked if you did
@@donteatmenijja hey, this is a friendly section!
Definitely. People who've smoked don't call it pot, and most people who've smoked don't have any of these problems unless theyre smoking way too much weed everyday
The one thing true stoners have a problem is not having weeed
Jisue Ortiz true lmao
True stoners always have weed tho
Robin Nikkelsen no
Jisue Ortiz Just run to the store and pick some up if no ones home to hook you up never run out
Yep
Marijuana will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no marijuana
Matt Woehl only thing is you need money for the pifff lmao 😂
Yo why I read this high? 🤔
Were u high when u wrote this
I live by this post
I'm reading this while high. I'm upset now because i have a hard time understanding your comment
Have you ever gotten so stoned that you go for a walk with a friend who is also stoned and neither one of you can find your way back to the house and your only two blocks away
I hate walking whilst high
We smoked n are edibles. We went to a club in a shopping mall its massive. Smh it took us 30 minuttes to find our car
my ex and i got stoned and got lost in my back yard
I WENT TO THE PARK TO GET HIGH AND AN OLD LADY HAD TO CALL MY UNCLE TO PICK ME UP BECAUSE I WAS CRYING SAYING I NEEDED TO GO BACK TO NEVERLAND IT WAS SO BAD
I got lost in Walmart
I'm that type of person who starts thinking "when is it gonna kick in?" And in that moment it kicks in and I feel like a magician
or when you underestimate it and get super fucked up
BRO THIS ME😭
I remember me and a buddy blazed up. So after a few bowls and chilling I decided to go for a walk. It was dark out and I was texting my girlfriend at the the time back and fourth and wasn't paying attention. Eventually I put my phone down and started to have a panic attack. I called my buddy up freaking out "Bro I just walked to the other side of Cleveland. I'm so far away and have no ride. I need help please come and get me". He asked me where I was and then he explained to me I just walked three blocks
XDDDD
when your in the shower high an you still think there's soap on you so you keep washing like forever.
+SouthernxxBully yep
+SouthernxxBully rly!!! That's why When my bro Is stoned he Showers forever!!! thx for the fact... I Guess?
Always kills my high when I take a shower. Maybe just me ?
+g1nek17 I actually find the shower soothing when I'm high
+g1nek17 ur not the only one
Ordered a pizza, then forgot I ordered it then ordered another one. Still ate them.
Ordered a pizza and fell asleep ."drops mic"
Jesse Bittermann that literally almost happened to me today 😂
Relatable
I work at a pizza place and a guy came in in a robe after we didn’t deliver his pizza cause he didn’t answer the door lmao obviously high at and just rolled outta Bed lol
I once got so high I was looking for my joint while smoking it
I got so high once I couldn’t find my lighter for 30 fuckin mins and I was so confused bc 1 my lighter gone 2 my friend was laughing uncontrollably. Long story short after 30 mins he caught his breath and grabbed it outta my jacket pocket
One time I was stoned af and on my phone w Netflix on the laptop and was watching some show in Spanish then I heard an English word and laughed cuz now they were bilingual then I payed attention and the whole show was in English 😭🤣
Ana Murillo 😆
I speak spanish, but one time I was so high I was trying to order some dulce de leche ice cream & I was like ‘Uhhh the french one!’ 🤦🏽♀️ Even the guy that was serving me, was like wow smh! 😂
Lol
@@MoMo-dk3pm sos argentina? JAJAJAJ
@@tempesttking5715 OMG THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WITH GERMAN AND ENGLISH
BRUH! When u grab food from your kitchen and return quietly back to your room and in hopes to throw your phone on the bed to get settled in...you end up throwing your whole bowl of cereal on the bed...lmao
I died. Thank you.
This almost happened to me but I stopped myself right before I was gonna do it
@@markhilditch3467 mannnn lol clutch 🙏
Best comment!
Hahaha
Listening to music while smoking in a vehicle and not being able to hear your friends talk because it's so loud. Then you turn the volume dial down 1 notch and the music is suddenly off.
Love the metaphor.. Definitely stoned when you wrote this list l lol
***** Because music sounds so crisp and clear and it seemed like it was taking over (he couldnt even hear his friend, so tried to turn it down), but in actuality it was already pretty low.
Getting in an accident because you're stoned in a vehicle? lol?
True story, about 2 years ago I had 3 types of bud, mixed them in 1 joint and smoked it with my cousin. My cousin uses the bathroom and he just stood there for 30 minutes just laughing to himself while also forgetting what he was going to do. He literally stood in the bathroom for 30 minutes doing nothing.
***** Nope, never happened. The real danger is drunk driving. Worst thing to happen while stoned is you wait twenty minutes for the light to turn green before you realize it's a stop sign.
When you pretend to be sober and you're actually feeling like you're getting sober.
Lighter thieves - LOL! My late husband (miss you, David) smoked cigarettes, not weed, but I am the weed smoker and he ALWAYS stole my lighters and would have about 6 of them in his pocket. What's funny is, he passed away in March 2015 and I swear he is still hiding my lighters!
+MyBrainEatsEverything I literally had to train my friend to not pocket my light because Every time he would take a hit he would subconsciously pocket haha. It did work though which impressed me lol. Also I'm extremely sorry about your loss :( I can't really express much else through here, but I hope things have/are/will get better.
+Sithify Same here Bro Btw Not the weed But The Loss :( I Lost my sister to a Car Crash due to Drunk Driving :/ Rip (I miss Her :/)
+Oscar Ali rip
:-( I am so sorry, Oscar. That sucks!
The last line is one of the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life that touched my heart.May he rest in peace
I’m just happy seeing people that smoke weed commenting it’s like we are one hah
We r all related lol
Stoner pride woooooo also we r a family now
I’m sorry about my comment I was stoned and forgot about it till someone liked it and now I’m embarrassed and concerned about what else I did
Because we are brother✊🏽
@@anonymoushelper6870 stoner pride. Love it!!!
There should be a channel for buzzfeed but only weed related called buzzweed
Alicia Falzarano lol it's real its called buddfeed
Alicia Falzarano also, super deluxe
Alicia Falzarano yes
Or instead it would be weedfeed
Buzzfeed green
Y’all ever be so stoned y’all think y’all dreaming and nothing is real
i love the feeling
The worst feeling
Yeah it's called derealization it's in the DSM-V you should probably not smoke so much
One time i dreamed that i was so high i thought it was a dream but then said "nah, i'm just really high" what a surprise i had when i woke up and it was indeed all a dream
Basically the first time
For all the people reading the comments like me, I love you and I hope you are doing great!
You too
One love
Gayyyyyy
@@futahentai2619 lmfao made my day
You are awesome
Have u ever been so high that when ur walkin It goea automatically but ur not there in ur head
yep
almost feels like vr
it’s like you’ve got a place set in your mind and then when you finally focus again you’re there and have no idea how
@@anathemadun9623 im a begginer. do you have to not focus and let go? or focus all the time?
Flawless Crystal my tolerance has built up so it doesn’t hit me as hard anymore, if you’ve smoked enough you’ll find you don’t have to focus on letting it hit you, listening to music is always a plus, you focus really intently on the music without even trying and you can hear every little part that you might not have noticed before, just roll with it and let it hit you
trying to text people high is like trying to punch the undertaker and knocking him out.
Brock lesnar must be good at typing when high
+MrRoninRocks W
Pass your phone around and get everyone to proof-read it xD
The worst is when u smoke every night for a while and then u run out of weed and u can’t sleep without it.
Me rn at 4am
Fax
@@Ouro_kin1 me yesterday 😂
me rn because school just started
@@Ouro_kin1 same
Getting up to go into another room to get something but by the time you get there you can't remember why you went there
jason coughenour all bad lol
🤣👌🤣
I think it also happens to non smokers
jason coughenour So me.😂😂
Everyday hahah
Watching this as I'm stoned.
Is this channel good Samantha?
Same here 😌
And it's still not funny.
About to be :)
***** I take it you've never been to California.
I hate going out stoned - you're getting coffee and make a joke to the pretty lady serving you and she doesn't laugh or says pardon and now you become hypersensitive and think everyone knows you're high as a kite and frazzled as you are you now you can't remember your bankcard password only to remember an hour later you could have just tapped the card to pay. Bad scene.
Shaun Pearson: Oh, man! Been there & done that (alot).
In these cases i usually don't talk at all and focus on trying not to laugh.
I have that few times a week lol
Shaun Pearson All the time.
Bru U not even a stoner then or shouldn't be smokin with it hypersensitivity ass
You ever get so high you start feeling your organs
yes
his mom and dad have one phone
Isaac Foster right lmao
Isaac Foster Yeah sure but the idea of having parents with only one cellphone kill me asf
It be like that sometimes
but who uses landlines anymore im older but rarely see that still
weoweearth yo I dunno where you are from but for example where I come from (country side) many people still use it (normally older people but yeah.
For example in the basement of our house you barely can get a connection with your mobile phone. This is where house phones get handy
When you have a unrolled blunt/joint in your lap and you stand up
Clopzy Gaming the pain
For this exact reason is why I don't roll on my lap.
Clopzy Gaming omfg I’ve done that so many times it’s unbelievable
Trying to roll a joint then laughing and it ends up all over the table
Damn my heart broke having all these vietnam flashbacks to the times i've done this
Acoustic guitars sound like heaven when your stoned
i remember i was so high that when my friend was talking to me it sounded like womp womp womp womp womp. like on charlie brown
trust me 90% of this is "beginner syndrome"
if you smoke all the time, you'll have a better composure
+Hloy Hesit Yes. So true. x3 Happens after I take long breaks too.
Very true
that sounds terrible. ive only smoked for 2 years. why do you even continue smoking if you dont get high?
sn1zzo Being high doesn't mean feeling negative cognitive effects. It sort of depends on strain as well; some cannabis strains are stupefying while others can increase clarity of thought. It's offensive to those who can attend a formal occasion high to portray cannabis as something that devalues your contribution to society. Once again, it isn't the inability to get high, it's the ability to function while high that is gained through regular use.
Hloy Hesit I suppose. That's your opinion and I respect that. Me personally I enjoy getting high for the negative effects or at least what you are calling negative effects which I actually will call positive effects. I've been a straight A student my whole life. I have always excelled, I have always gone the next step. I own three businesses and my life is always push push push.
I'm always "on" making important decisions that matter and affect not only my future but other people's lives. So being able to relax and not have to think about all of these important things. not having to be perfect. Making mistakes and being confused actually feels good. For a short time just actually living life as a human being is what I enjoy from marijuana.
I think the paranoia thing is way off. For me, it's like, I think the TV is super loud, but in reality, it's barely loud enough to hear. That, and every time my neighbors walk around upstairs, I think they are going to come down and knock on my door, because my television is so loud...which it is actually not.
I DO THE SAME THING!
Lol I always think people can smell the weed on me. "I wish I could see how far a smell goes" is always one of my thoughts lol
Yeah if it wasn't , it'd be like smoking a
cigarette
LMFAO same here :D
Na I dont everyday. Once or twice a week, but the symptoms seem to go away the more I do it.
When I get high I start laughing uncontrollably for a long time 🤣🤣
Chris that’s the best🤣
Laughing just comes out so easily, and everything is just funny and interesting. I once spent an hour just watching "funny creative Indian adds" lmao
Chris I hate those people even more if there laugh is fuckin annoying cus I'm jus tryna chill
Tweaker Lmao
you probably get that SATIVA foo
The unexpected calls or text was the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen
"Why did I take out my phone?"
Like you need to be high for that to happen.
I died on that part lmao
Happens too often lmao
My life story
DefaultFlame everytime
Everyday of my life
comments full of kids who have smoked like one time.lol
+meanowner I know right? If you smoke all the time, nothing crazy happens. Unless you try a new strand or smoke in a new way.
+Matthew Wright Indeed
Matthew Wright
Yea they think its gonna be like some great adventure every time, nope only like the first 6 times, then its just watching stuff while barely paying attention, or playing games with good focus.
+meanowner indubitably
+meanowner I want to ask you a ?? why did you pick that profile pic... Is Just Creepy Maan o.o
For anyone stoned watching this here's a thought laptop spelt backwards is POTPAL..........Just let that sink in.......
checking in xD
THAT WAS AMAZEBALLS
La Almondo yes!!
I'm too stoned to laugh but that was funny! :D
Damn.....................................................
Yall ever been so stoned that when you heard a random sound, it repeated in your head for several minutes ? Just me ? Okay :(
Nah but once I got a dif kind and it made me feel and sound like I was in a very bad hurricane but I miss the loudness for some reason
i relate, i could hear a random weird noise and itll keep playing in my head for another min or 2 unless i play my music. also idk if its just me or when yu listen to sum while stoned the last song or the one that was listened to the most will be stuck in your head for half the day whole day.
Once my friend was talking to me so I looked at the ground and said I'm listening, then I though to myself thats weird why would i say that, so I looked at her and said, do you like grapes, she looked at me so puzzled, then I said the ground is talking to me it sounded weird, she got kinda upset then I realized then I said are you the ground 🤣😂😂
I hear every time a futurist music in my head
Ahhh the persistence of memory. Trails man. Far out.
i got high once, out my headphones on nd played pink floyd.
best thing i’ve ever listened to.
it was so beautiful. like i could hear every beat, every sound. it was actual heaven to my ears. breathtaking. life changin.
Selena Cruz the first time I ever got high I faced a blunt with a friend and we went inside and I layed on this chair and I swear I could feel the sound waves and when I closed my eyes I could see them hitting my body
highly recommend listening to comfortably numb next time ur stoned.. i stg it feels euphoric
Megan Flynn mannn...thanks for the advice but boy oh boy was it tripppy
@@kamleigh8102 its crazyyy
Megan Flynn that’s my sesh song haha
One time I was talking and said “coal-char” in stead of “charcoal”
why where you talking about charcoal in the first place 😂😂
One of my problems is when people I don't know ask me do I smoke I always say "smoke what?"
I always assume people mean weed when they ask because nobody smokes cigs anymore
Come to Europe, everyone smokes here, and mostly cigs
John Loumo I DO THE EXACT SAME THING
I don't know if that's a problem though. Well maybe it is at the doctor...
"Cigarettes? No"
i have to turn my brightness all the way up when watching something after smoking because if the brightness isn't up i can't hear it
Mine is I'm just walking to my house looking at the ground, then i zone out and realize i walked straight past my house. This normally happens about 3 times before i actually get to my house.
This happens to me when I'm sober.
😂😂😂😂😂
hahaha bro every time !!! XD
I got lost in front of my house xD
"Why did I take out my phone" "I don't know"
Same
fck I think this is what I hate the most abt smoking
When you run out of weed and your broke as hell😫
Kali M me rn sobs
me rn
Me rn
Get your money up not your funny up
That right there is the biggest stoner problem
Losing your lighter when you literally just had your lighter in your hands like 2 seconds ago
Lol
Tip: buy lighters with a contrasting color to your furniture, so you'll always see it.
Or get up bc you're probably sitting on it.
Yeah I'm guilty of that one lol
Best part is when it kicks in and you look at your mans and be like "yo when tf did we get here"?
ahlie
darn it guys if y'all keep shortening up words too much we'll only have letters :(
Greg Dancz letters are all we have anyway?
Rome Dep FOR REAL LMAO
ya I say that way too much
Actually ordering food is the worst. I went to the restaurant i worked at stoned as a mf to get garlic bread, and left with 30 dollars of food
I always try to make my order an even dollar amount. Like at McD's a McGangbang and small fries comes to $5.01 and we don't have pennies in Canada any more so boom even fiver
Juanito Carlito Bebito Quesarito try ordering McDonald's inside the store. You stand there looking there for ever lol
Yes! Thank you! My roommate and boyfriend make fun of me because when I’m stoned I eat EVERYTHING I CAN. it’s crazy lol. Like. I will be super full and then see some cookies and be like “oh my god. Thank you for saving me from this starvation!”
True story. The experience of eternity happens when waiting for something whilst high.
John I take forever to order pisses em off.. but I'm chillin.. hilarious
I always forget what I'm doing on my phone
Honestly
+Nicolas Carignan same
same
Mine is when you're smoking with your homies and you're having so much fun talking that the pipe/blunt/joint isn't being passed
most underrated comment of all time
Tip for remembering orders- write it in your notes and read it off to the person taking your order. You never forget anything
That could only happen if you're high af.
+Amy Lee or don't use notes often
+Nic S Uhm Is this going to require paper? I have yet been able to write anything in my brain. But I can sharpen a few pencils with my teeth.
+Cindy J if you're at your pc just make a notepad and fill it up in the screen
Ramses Burgerding You dont have to live your life addicted to drugs, friend!
Smoke in your eye
It's the worse man, I was tryna show my friend a smoke trick and god damn it hurt
tru especially dab smoke
edibles 👌🏽
That's strange but I never get this when I smoke a joint but when I smoke a cig it always happens
This only happened to me with weed once but 100 times with cigs
Cleaning up high af and forgetting where everything is the next morning -_-
Eric C Coming home high af and putting all your cstuff were you usually don't. Wake up in the morning sober trying to find all of your stuff. Get high again and remember where everything is. Lol
Eric C yes!!! XD
Forgetting where you hid your stash right before u went to bed😂
when you tryna roll outside and the wind blows away all your weed
When you're holding your grinder and pipe tryna pack it then you tilt your hand to grab something and it all spills.
true af
This has happened to many times, it's even worse when your running low and spill it all over the carpet
I once cried because I love pizza so much
Hahahaha xD
Pizza is love, pizza is life.
that is nothing to be ashamed of, God gave us pizza to show us how much he loves us. Everyone should cry when they feel Gods love or eat pizza
I cried when I ran out of mango flavored water. :'(
Lmao that is true love, man.
Rule #1 Never go to the grocery store when high
It was an adventure for me
@@gillermoramirez6657 same here or going to takeaway
My rule #1 is don’t drive on the freeway
Bah! That's the best time to go. Oh wow man far out. Hey man you're not going to eat that? Look at all of the pretty colors! Lost in the detergent aisle or in the bakery face pressed up against the bakery display cases and freaking out the bakers. Wear celebratory clothing and have shopping cart races with yourself. Enjoy the paranoid feeling.
Stand up for your right to fall down.
It's how I live.
Or when you smoke and think you're not that stoned. Then you stand up and it hits you 😂 or if you walk into a bright area after being in the dark, you feel 2x as stoned