Back Of Library Smells Like Weed

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Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section.
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[@emhxa2778]

“Yup *sighs* that’s weed..” - Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70’s

[@fecardinal4760]

Lmfao

[@feitan9696]

Well done

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I've lived in Seattle nearly my whole life and frankly I'm not sure if I would notice it now
It hard cause not only is it everywhere but the smell of weed, skunk/swamps, fish, urine, industrial runoff, methamphetamine production, etc all kinda blend together after a while

[@KayJ2012]

That part Took Me Out 😂☠️

[@chris2217]

lmfaooo dutch has a plan

[@r1impulse564]

“i don’t smell anything, i really love the library.” makes sense

[@bervman]

Yb highh sl

[@LeekoHavinn]

young bull was the nigga smoking it I’m already knowinn 😭

[@r1impulse564]

@@LeekoHavinn on god he was, he don’t know where the hell he at

[@QUIN4D]

Mans is higher than a kite

[@angelhuncho2370]

He ain't even know what it smells like

[@jacobpulling5144]

Dude just walked in and said, “Yeah that’s weed.”

[@glowedupdrew9842]

Jacob Pulling 😂

[@novaclapp9019]

I couldnt stop laughing 😂😂

[@makaveliba4243]

“Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s”

[@clongchewy1214]

XD

[@fivefivesixMedia]

💀

[@squatchjosh1131]

The librarian "middle aged women who get incredibly flustered and excited over something relatively minor" energy was captured perfectly

[@nfaller89]

I thought it was a lean cuisine haha

[@ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised]

A Lean Cuisine on Fire KILLT ME!

[@Cobalt985]

Chooch and Chong is PERFECT.

[@alexunder7214]

Middoe aged? 😂😂

[@SaulGoodye]

"I dont smell anything
i really really love this library"

[@squirtlekc1269]

Walang Alam that kid is mad stoned

[@griffinguttormson5085]

Any one else got the munchies?

[@flamingoswife7358]

AHAHAHAHA

[@Buggabones]

Too bad it wasn’t meth or they’d have you come down and sniff it out. Why the fuck is this just now popping up in my recommended

[@masonthegecko6990]

1:20

[@graysonelliott397]

I used to work in a library. I hate how accurate everything in this is.

[@loopybahamas672]

Wat

[@loopybahamas672]

Daniel Martinez double wut 😐

[@oh_its_yashiinbd766]

@Daniel Martinez o.O huh

[@zahven]

Daniel Martinez little do they know... I AM STILL THERE AND WATCHING THEM AHAHAHAHA

[@theEchannel_official]

@Daniel Martinez we? Boy what do you know about being attractive

[@GeoffreyBronson]

"Yep...that's weed" - Dutch Gibbs, 2013

[@Lu-dn4qz]

lol

[@mattparker3813]

😂

[@ShlimeBaller]

Geoffrey Bronson I was just about to comment that💀💀

[@podgorickirealno9934]

Hahagahahahaha

[@no-xf2kp]

*sigh*

[@GreatJinjonator]

Lmaooo at Mr Thompson being a suspect with ZERO evidence besides his picture

[@CMECLAPN]

Racial humor

[@unicorescannacorner6999]

@@CMECLAPNwhat? No?!
We would Never make the ONLY Black Person in a White Environment a Suspect because of his….. (gets a Note) Oh we do…
Well: (runs away and lets the Letter fall)

[@offlgalaxias]

aged well

[@BlueHue64274]

fr

[@spoopy-gho5t]

You’re a humorless weirdo. Learn to laugh, miserable leech.

[@MT-gl4cn]

"Yea. That's weed." Man, what a professional!

[@Domingochicano]

U think he got paid for confirming it lol

[@rageraptor7127]

They say he studied for years at the nations top institutions to finally come to that conclusion

[@7heHorror]

... who called local ceramics teacher Dutch Gibbs who lived in Seattle for a few months in the seventies.

[@Abznth]

don't say oh man please God bless 🙏❣️

[@scurus11scurus]

Peter's Lifestyle wait, wut?

[@goforpapapalpatine5977]

I like how they described the stoned kid as a young "reading enthusiast"

[@Strix_the_wolf]

Yeah lol but was he found guilty though

[@user-viper_dragon]

I like the way that guy said yEp that's weed

[@justapandawithamachinegun7009]

The fact that they didn't suspect anything from him but accused Mr Thompson for no reason had me dying lmao

[@diobrando666]

Ikr

[@zackperreault8485]

And the expression on Dutch Gibb's face when he confirmed the smell was weed is priceless 🤣🤣

[@IsaacKrantz]

“I don’t smell anything”
homies off the gas

[@LakersFanSinceJulyst]

💀💀💀

[@prodby2kool148]

Lmaooo

[@_turner4203]

Facts

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

The worst moment is when you just finished smoking and someone walks to where you were just smoking and asks if you smell something, and you have to decide if you want to lie or tell the truth, and then from there lie again or tell the truth again.

[@trillandthome2685]

Master Pope Yoda what?😂😂 why tf wouldn’t you lie

[@LeviShmevi]

"Eat shit, Randall. I'm in recovery. "
100% valid.

[@errorsrojas5278]

Threw me off😂

[@forkfoxneedsvaults]

why she doing that to randall, he didnt do anything wrong

[@Villainous_WaWa]

@@forkfoxneedsvaults He did tho.. He made fun of something super serious while shes recovering... randall is an asshole.

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

@@forkfoxneedsvaults Ever try to stop eating a bag of potato chips and fail?
That's 100% what meth is like. Totally.

[@joeswarson4580]

​@@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree real shit

[@ObscuredByTime]

The high kid is so accurate, I almost wonder if they passed him a bong before filming.

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

it does raise questions about how that kid nailed it

[@soggy_toast_69]

Thats not actually how most act. I'm just completely normal

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

@@soggy_toast_69 that is how KIDS act, they have a low tolorance, WE act normal because WE aren't getting high, we're getting level and that's why we act normal

[@Gamingwithgabe]

Slxshie I mean most people act fine when they didn’t smoke a lot, a lot of people act like that when their tolerance is low or they just smoke a shit ton

[@linuscunttips]

Gaming With Gabe eat your cereal

[@scottytoohotty3461]

0:55 “Yep... that’s weed” so glad he was on the case

[@bluescorpion7]

Bimmer Boi 😂😂

[@lucaspaschoal2114]

That was the best part lmao

[@fantuhjc5086]

😂😂😂

[@hahawell.4913]

Is this a joke?

[@fantuhjc5086]

haha, well. Of course

[@UrOwnPapi]

“I don’t smell anything.... I really really really love the library” 😂🤣

[@ismokesweed2105]

he was baked

[@plushxwx]

Oleg Cattanach haha yeah that is the joke

[@jadenteague9196]

he look high asfk

[@TheSavvyRebel]

A true stoners spoken words! 🌬 💨

[@Stizz2Gone]

aznfetshkyle bro was high asf

[@Kaitheguy28]

"to bad it wasnt meth, they could have had you come down and sniff it out huh Kathy" 💀

[@Kacy-e8j]

"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"

[@imjustaguy4340]

​@Kacy-e8j hahah i was looking for sum like this

[@nylekash6213]

These librarians all gossiping and talking over each other killed me

[@cadeybugg2066]

I thought a piece of hair was on my screen

[@-ahvilable-6654]

I thought a piece of hair

[@jakethedog2934]

1000 subs no vids
They were high

[@izic339]

Omg pieceq of hair guy

[@uhuihiuhuihi]

I thought

[@bradyl6227]

I feel really stupid for not realizing this was fake until the possible suspects part

[@smartstuf1026]

The only reason I believed it was true to the end was because I wished this was true. Not sure if this says anything about me.

[@andymcvey6342]

Brady L ....PMSL 😆....your comment make me laugh hard ! .....can just imagine you getting to that part and the news reporter starting to talk about a male suspect that looks like a girl who hangs by the quarry ....then your brain finally clicks,🤣🤣

[@kaneda7368]

you smelled the onion but didn't bite it. Don't feel bad that it almost got you, feel good it didn't. Not everyone can say the same, unfortunately.

[@joshuawalker6863]

It took me until the giant underwear

[@ashtonbailey5021]

I didn’t notice till watching it
twice

[@evanshoulders3674]

“Yup thats’s weed”
“That’ll be $3000”

[@pirate4531]

eleventh
hah I'm so extremely funny

[@MarkThatNigga]

Stg they charge u for dumb shit

[@JDMBOI7]

mrs stevens: holy cow thats more than what a lb goes for!
cathy: a lb of what?

[@goshogosho8331]

@@sussusamogus7331 what

[@sussusamogus7331]

@@goshogosho8331 the first guy said first but then he edited it

[@nunyabusiness3832]

This pops up in my feed every 2 or 3 years, and it's always golden....... The roast at the end though, geez Louise😂😂

[@BigDG80]

Looks like I'm not the only one.

[@V_Urizen]

hiii there xD

[@danefuentes3877]

See y'all in "Why so Pale?" later this week.

[@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517]

@@danefuentes3877I saw that but this is my first time seeing this😂 is this shit real bro? I can’t tell😂😂

[@TylerWest-]

bro same lmfao saw a comment had my like already and didnt even realize lmaooo

[@DancerFreak98]

the “and Mr. Thompson” with no explanation killed me

[@opinfine4569]

@@BamaChad-W4CHD wtf, did you even watched the video? The one who lived in seattle in the 70s was the guy who said "yeah, thats weed"

[@BamaChad-W4CHD]

Some comments got deleted. Probably too stupid. I mistakenly said Mr Thompson was the one they said "lived in Seattle for 3 years during the 70s"

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Same 😂😂😂

[@opinfine4569]

@@BamaChad-W4CHD sorry for coming off so aggressive dude, Its all good is a little mistake

[@graysonhoward1562]

I think the joke is that he’s Black

[@peytonbladeross8976]

And Mr Thompson.... no need to elaborate

[@PeeboTyson]

It's definitely Mr Thompson. There's just something about him.

[@ericverster4069]

lol that one went over my head for a second

[@helpmereach1ksubswithnovid581]

I loved the subtlety in that joke

[@ballsdeep2520]

By far best joke in this

[@conoiyer3651]

Something about him seems black and untrustworthy

[@yellowpeepee6012]

*inhales*
"Yup that's weed"
*Dad noises*

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Haha

[@monkeyhook6856]

I half expected him to look at one of the shelves grunt and start saying something or other about how it’s not level

[@DevintheDAWG]

Bro its Seamus from rdr2

[@starrigby5994]

Smash Pie ooookkkkk

[@bigtate1439]

Lol I love how these older actors are so good at their satirical roles. Underappreciated masters of the craft

[@Verenxity]

my little bro was higher than the clouds and they still couldnt pick up on him

[@julia2k8]

Nah he just really really really loves the library

[@PERCANGLE412]

They bring in the hippie art teacher and he’s just like “ohhhh yup that’s weed alright” gotta trust him he lived in seattle in the 70s 😂

[@josephgomes4904]

it was the glory days back then, wasnt it?

[@PERCANGLE412]

@Logan Donnelly bro I thought the same shit. Even kinda sound like him

[@corporateraider9766]

Anybody else thought this was pressed the same way the milkshake brings boys?

[@halfling49]

ceramics people are a chill and peaceful bunch

[@ryanjung4416]

@@josephgomes4904 right now is the golden age for weed

[@anthersite1799]

“Yeah.. that’s weed.”
Had me dead

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

I busted out laughing when he said that

[@Skzcore367]

💀😭

[@westleymerriweather6268]

He know exactly what it is. 💨👌

[@crypticshadows]

I live in Seattle and I can confirm that every human smokes weed there

[@Muleek.420]

Same ngl 😂😂😂😂💀

[@javianjohnson8746]

“…who lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s”
“Yup…that’s weed.”

[@erinsmith2713]

I live in Seattle i love how where known as potheads 😂

[@daiyu7956]

@@erinsmith2713 Wait we are? Hold up I’m bouta move.

[@awesome-xg4hl]

@@daiyu7956 we’re really not lol

[@blazingstar9638]

Lol ceramics guy

[@desireechoate7583]

My favorite part

[@alexsaquic7429]

“Gayle knew what it was 🤭” 😭😭😭😭

[@JamesonMusic808]

“Eat shit Randall, I’m in recovery.” Gold

[@judeluff]

Holden Ross she doesn’t say eat shit she was continuing w her reporting and said something like “each of”

[@kdcoop5120]

Jude Luff no. She says eat shit lol.

[@kdcoop5120]

Jude Luff after his insult calling her a meth addict

[@jesuscovarrubias7609]

@@judeluff What!??? How did u hear Each of? Lol clearly she said Eat Shit 😂

[@HeavyFartSniffer]

Jude Luff your the one smoking the weed

[@OnedayBeats]

“Yup, that’s weed”😭😭😭
That 1 got me

[@bigdog517]

@@jorgemendoza2432 well im number 666 now

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

Dude fucking same! 🤣😂

[@syfercon8699]

Bruh I swear to God, the moment I heard him say it, I was fucking dying 😂

[@richtopik]

lol

[@99d1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sandboy5880]

"I don't smell anything but I really really really love the library" destroyed me from the inside.

[@solomale2156]

Broo this comment has 420 likes

[@jacobkuca7711]

no it doesnt@@solomale2156

[@drtx125]

@@solomale2156 no it doesnt dumb dog

[@Spliiinter444]

Ma boi was faded asf look at him💀

[@Earth2McKay]

We all knew that one kid back int he day hah.

[@johnpatton7533]

"we thought it was Cookie's Lean Cuisine in the microwave on fire" lmao

[@ChopFromDaBlock]

Yep that’s weed 😭😭
-CeramicsTeacher2019

[@josiahdurfee8779]

2013 dumbass

[@GHOST-vu6ux]

2013*

[@ryanbrown6862]

King Cation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣they brought in a specialist yep that’s weed lmao

[@neveroffended45]

Funny because I got high with my ceramics teacher in high school

[@chapmanhere3397]

Dana White funny cause my ceramics teacher always accused me of being high

[@horo6249]

I couldn’t tell if this was real or not till she said “eat sh** Randall I’m in recovery

[@chusetodd7931]

The Onion is entirely satirical. I don’t know if you knew this already, in that case then ignore this

[@danman8337]

@@chusetodd7931 no, there into the future report was accurate

[@noukhollands]

@@chusetodd7931 i never noticed it was the union

[@elitephasegamer3825]

this shit is so funny af

[@RandyTwang]

Not familiar with the onion?

[@cauecarvalho6996]

That "yeah, thats weed" looks like a the office scene

[@Bob-nb4yo]

Buddy looks like he smokes weed

[@Dacnomaniacx]

I read this in a Chinese accent

[@DickiMonster]

She said she’s on recovery

[@stinkytofu75]

Lmfaooooooo

[@AbuseForViews]

Why’d you phrase that so weird lol

[@BenjiDuh]

Bro was faded af “I really love this library”

[@mustangsally2048]

I love how their like “annnnd Mr. Thompson” 😂🤨

[@orvinal2883]

like no explanation or nothing

[@literaldickinass2006]

@@orvinal2883 is one needed?

[@ysnsmth]

@@literaldickinass2006 nope, that was the joke

[@Jackson-mi3dr]

He’s just a normal black guy with no history to note of, but yet he’s still a suspect. That’s the joke

[@australium7374]

bro I was having a bad day and I saw that title and I swear I laughed my ass off for 5 minutes

[@TiMSKiii]

WHY THEY GONNA DO MR. THOMPSON LIKE THAT LMAOOOO

[@AbsFabbs]

PapaTimmy right?!? No explanation or anything....

[@lowdieee]

FABS it was a black joke

[@ninjawhoya2073]

Statistics dont lie

[@ultraallrogers2189]

Ninja Who ya tf

[@AsianGlow]

classic

[@ayo2064]

List of suspects:
1. Lance - Has girl hair, hangs out by the quarry
2. Greg - Went ham on a plate of potato skins
3. M r T h o m p s o n

[@kguy6635]

Hmmm, bldm apparently?

[@ruins4]

Racist

[@splsh8539]

@@ruins4 who said what? (Genuinely confused here)

[@getsnipedhockey32]

Take a joke LMAO

[@Liam-tc8cc]

what is going on in the replies w h a t

[@Rilynn-j5g]

this feels like an episode of golden girls.

[@FR_AS_USUAL]

Loki for some reason

[@L00PdeL00P]

1:35 AGH THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

[@millky3634]

Same

[@anitabonghit7606]

If u watch more of these fake news segments this is a running joke

[@tacturtlegaming1884]

Same

[@maddiem1908]

Anita Bonghit no way, I’ve got to watch them all now lol

[@anitabonghit7606]

@@maddiem1908 you'll see it's not the same insult everytime

[@esreverniytilaer3510]

"Randall, I'm in recovery."

[@fgfam4805]

Im dead

[@childeaterieatkidz4208]

@@fgfam4805 HAHA

[@kemchobhenchod]

yeah but if he included the swear word in his original comment, youtube would have de-emphasized it

[@TheChocoboRacer]

FG Fam good

[@flounder2129]

My favorite part 🤣

[@Dylanbolton69]

“Yup that’s weed”- Ceramics teacher

[@captainmelvinseahorse3520]

Come here Coward I died laughing when I heard that 😂😂

[@user-hk6fp6li9t]

😂😂😂😂

[@chrisi8397]

Lol mine somoked

[@seanw4879]

That’s what my ceramics teacher would say

[@kate-xr3sj]

Omg lol

[@GetawayMayne]

😂😂😂😂 this just randomly dropped on my feed and it’s a blessing

[@bby9ne]

I didn’t realize this was fake until the librarians

[@quinngoodman1078]

KNG NO LIMIT so the fact that this is by the onion didn’t set off any red flags.

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

Its only weed no one cares ofc its a joke

[@michaelgamp5848]

You know the onion isn't the best reliable source for news...

[@SoyDelSouth]

/r/atetheonion

[@Gelato41_]

_pyrex fuck oh well

[@tokeninja1996]

I love how the guy just goes “yup... that’s weed.”

[@exoryy143]

Fucking love that guy “yup. That’s weed”

[@miniguccibeard3021]

Exoryy you literally just repeated his comment and added the f word.. what’s the point bruh. Please go Han g yourself

[@exoryy143]

Miniguccibear d no, I removed 2 .’s

[@exoryy143]

Miniguccibear d also, why’d you put a space in between Han and G
If you can’t be bothered to say the whole word don’t say it at all

[@ARIEL-eh8mo]

hands on hips and shaking he's head ajanajajajaja

[@ZelKazekaga]

"Yep that's weed." And "That boy Lance who has girl hair."

[@JoeSki253]

😂😂😂

[@hoppingh907]

I really love the library

[@jetssanchez4991]

Ahahhahahaha

[@fakebot3111]

Sounds about Lance

[@letsbefriendsowecanmakeout]

Lolll

[@Cristian69-96]

for 11 Years i have ignored this video thinking it was some goofy news when i was a teen. I finally watched it today and omfg.

[@lilzip4625]

This kid looks like he’d say “The back of the weed smells like library”

[@benr.4238]

I hate it when that happens.

[@gamingbro2900]

How was this kid not a suspect 🤔

[@nazmierazali4101]

Lol, that kid clearly high

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

"the weed of the library smells like back"

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

@@gamingbro2900 Because it’s from The Onion

[@averyc5349]

POV: You’re wondering why this was recommended to you, but hey, you’re not complaining

[@riverlake4642]

POV: You have a shitting fetish, and this youtube comment's section is your next target

[@djsb5760]

I’m definitely not

[@hawesracing1444]

Swear

[@LIMITL5SS]

Agreed 😂

[@TotterTheHuskyYT]

Thank you

[@whostolemyTV]

"Lived in Seattle in the 70's"
HAHA I love how that's the necessary qualification

[@502gaming4]

"Yep, that's weed"

[@lil_sawzall]

I can vouch for seattleites 😂💀

[@KendrickLacannabis]

I live 30mins East of Seattle and can say that this is 150% accurate....

[@blake3474]

The ceramics teacher confirms 😂😂

[@Entropy106]

Wakas Life Bellevue Sammamish?

[@PeyoteCoyote97]

The cut to Mr Thomas with no explanation is hilarious.

[@kasherjuan8611]

That’s the kid that says “Ight imma fuh witcha”

[@ckrager2624]

lil esco 28

[@arabbitwithinternetaccess126]

Really?

[@jxkz9980]

ong

[@knopfluddewig1295]

in 2013 Esco had to be like 8-9 and his nose isnt that far up buddy out here looking like Voldemort n shit

[@d_kortman]

“Thanks brah, imma catch you later g”

[@lucifermorningstar3709]

“That boy lance who has girl hair”
*alrighty then*

[@tae-007]

“i Am oFfended”

[@nicoler7373]

I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING ASRGDHKJNJK

[@wetslippers63]

Who hangs out down by the quarry

[@astari_1014]

I feel attacked

[@diemonds2839]

we watched the video

[@brainfreeze70]

They’re like the 3 blind women from Hercules that share one eye

[@trblemker00]

l3raiNfreeZe lol!! 😂😂

[@elijahpascual2505]

They like the 3 witches from Macbeth

[@michaelnichol4085]

Lmfao

[@trickster2nd689]

On me

[@luiscamero327]

💯💯😭😭

[@rico8017]

i love the ladies all talking at the same time

[@qrowing]

Right! They really nailed the gossipy gal pals angle lmao.

[@itspickles]

We hired a professional expert to help.
*”yep, thats weed ;-;”*

[@williamfarley3794]

an expert who "lived in Seattle for a few months in the 70s"

[@mrpringles6690]

I wanted to like your comment but you have 420 likes rn :c

[@jakewalker6938]

@@mrpringles6690 your act is a great honor to us all

[@vialynn5127]

“who lived in seattle for a few years in the 70s”

[@pjotrvanmoorsel9433]

His first name Dutch because they smoke in the Netherlands

[@serseriherif9530]

funniest part of the skit hahaha

[@nicholefern6522]

He said months 💀

[@illuforce]

@@pjotrvanmoorsel9433 Dutch is just a common name.

[@pjotrvanmoorsel9433]

@@illuforce I now but it's the joke that it's name is Dutch and the Netherlands is known for the weed

[@loced-out9373]

is no one gonna talk about the end "to bad is wasn't meth, they could've just had you sniff it out"

[@adankmemeindisguise1654]

She’s in recovery

[@hundvd_7]

Another comment with 2.8k likes does, but he butchered the spelling so much it's no wonder you couldn't find it.

[@javier-nz7js]

she’s in recovery

[@c00cieman5]

Damn😂😂😂

[@cokaneds]

"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"

[@tothelighthouse9843]

Dutch Gibbs is like one of those expensive highly trained dog sniffer canines. I can picture him climbing over luggage at the airport.

[@godlyopp1x980]

“To bad it wasn’t meth they would’ve had Cathy sniff it out”
Cathy: “Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” had me dead

[@chris7453]

@Joe same dude that was fucking hilarious

[@MetaITurtle]

Why'd they have to ruin it by revealing it's not real lol..

[@void_jl]

😂😂😂 why he do Kathy like that

[@brantfowler5851]

I was not expecting that at all I was crying

[@tommyking7166]

shaaa.that rocked

[@greenbunny2911]

“Yup, that’s weed.” That’s a mood rn.

[@Muleek.420]

Fr 😂😂

[@Muleek.420]

@Hunter Ansorge “I really love the library”

[@greenbunny2911]

@@Muleek.420 That also had me dying.

[@6wrldisablackmonkeyjiggabo50]

Lol

[@lingardsucks4591]

Oh god. We get it. Can any 15 year ole kid ever hear weed mentioned without having to tell everyone how edgy they are.

[@kvngslaay8335]

“ Yep that’s Weed “
*Pre Teen high asf giving interview*
“I don’t smell anything”😭😂😂😂😂😭

[@kamikaz4560]

That smile though

[@InsideOfMyOwnMind]

@@kamikaz4560 Priceless

[@lilsnoozey5555]

Pp

[@theleehasleeway]

"I really, really really love the library"

[@JuanSoto-ws5ch]

Jesus Christ loves you

[@stevewilliams6901]

"EAT SHIT RANDAL, I'M IN RECOVERY!"

[@bcnicholas123]

“And Mr. Thompson” 💀

[@brodythompson5930]

Brendan yep thats me

[@Brodyjaxon]

Brody Thompson you black?

[@Snowlokz]

that part had me dead asfk 😂

[@usernamesta3334]

I was 420 like

[@bigpoppa9451]

"Chooch and chong"

[@mcnobody4562]

I can't stop laughing at the kid who's high and saying he can't smell anything

[@certifiedredditgenius]

Him high? Nah, he's just a reading enthusiast, didn't you hear?

[@samquinn4095]

He's not high, he just REALLY likes the library

[@ARTala88]

Haha

[@pvshka]

Neither can he.

[@willyoueatmypussyplease3549]

As a weed smoker myself other people can smell it way better than me and says it stinks lol must do something to your smell senses or something

[@dxjudoka2711]

“Eat shit Randall I’m in recovery” lmao

[@Memes__367]

@savetion MMXXLL stop self promoting trash song

[@8bitblues376]

@savetion MMXXLL lmao shut up

[@andresvillanueva5967]

@savetion MMXXLL we don’t care nigga

[@SeDi343]

TH-cam Algorithm recommending me this video 11 years later

[@boogermcfarland1776]

“That boy Lance who has girl hair” lmao😂

[@brendan5260]

i would have wrote “that boy lance who looks like jesus and hangs out down by the quarry”

[@axian8102]

@@brendan5260 Actually the portrayal of Jesus that we most commonly see is a pagan god. He didn't have long hair or look like that at all, and there really wasn't any drawings of Him until they said that was what He looked like.

[@mazzaconstruction9703]

Yeah now a days they would have temper tantrum and sue probably

[@jaqueme6567]

Let’s be honest
The librarians smoked that weed

[@natashagodfrey7775]

Absolutely 🤣

[@natashagodfrey7775]

The kid found their stash in a book behind the couch and now he reads every day. He loves that library 🤣

[@shijocamp6180]

they sound like anxious birds talking to the ops

[@sebastiandesumas632]

Facts

[@Catceptionv2]

Lolol the way they’re all talking over each other 😭😂

[@yemenoak]

God, I wish this was real.

[@adambruins]

Probably is

[@snakeyman5560]

I hope not.
I dont want the back of the library to smell like weed.

[@jjbaker9102]

It is real

[@witherfoot2634]

I'll make it happen as soon as i get back to school

[@samuelthomas7248]

Wait it isn't??

[@large_bowlof.green394]

jared knows every single detail down to the number of people, how many tokes were taken, what paper was used, the size of the roach, what strain, what grinder, what ashtray and what lighter was used

[@TaylorHobbs]

“I DONT SMELL ANYTHING” I love the library👀

[@duck6659]

So high xD

[@taysaav4704]

@@duck6659 what I was thinkin😂😂😂👀

[@praneeth3985]

hi taylor. love from india

[@googleuser5375]

Found our culprit

[@suzaneoriordan4366]

Wtf its taylor from apex shit

[@isaiahcovert3552]

Bruh the Black anchor is my real anchor from my hometown. Now he reports real news lol

[@JuanHernandez-wj8qq]

Really? What is the name of your town?

[@bakeshi8170]

Wait till you find out everything he’s reported has also been from the Onion

[@NOPortal]

Where do you live

[@DumbDub]

what's your home address

[@NOPortal]

What is your social security number?

[@ProjectPhoenix21]

Almost 10 years later and "yeah, that's weed" still manages to puncture my lungs.

[@AntMan4200]

@@ambienthangout huh lol

[@jakesianko2824]

@@ambienthangout no it doesnt you have no idea what youre talking about

[@ambienthangout]

@@jakesianko2824 Anything smoked creates fine carbon soot that can pierce lung cells. Anything at all.

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@jakesianko2824 Everyone knows after 2 whole weeks of smoking weed your lungs basically look like a pair of rusty colanders. I prefer meth as a healthier alternative.

[@StaliasFable]

@@jakesianko2824 yes it does

[@rowdyroberts5769]

Back of the weed smells like library..

[@Marcus_Halberstram]

"Yep, that's weed." that's just the best performance ever

[@donw2175]

It sounded like Dave Chapelle

[@Aquemini1998]

Lance. Who has girl hair.
Greg. Who was spotting going to town on some potatoe skins.
And. Mr Thompson.😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChaosBW]

Who was spotted*

[@aiden-sy3ex]

everything great about this skit:
-it's a news show
-the head librarians talking over eachother for like 20 seconds straight
-calling in a ceramics teacher to say "ayup, that's weed"
-Mr. Thompson is just *there*
-the paperboy is more glazed than a cinnamon bun with apple crisps on top
-the news reporter's 'banter'

[@asarelo44]

Also the boy lance Who has girl hair

[@UnlimitedFizz]

Eat shit Randal, I'm in recovery

[@AndreasDelleske]

I was waiting for the „ssssshhhhhhh“ from behind while the ladies were talking.

[@JayJayvanriel]

but this is fake right?

[@dianal.pulido2722]

-calling in a ceramics teacher to say "ayup, that's weed" LOL

[@НиколайНенов-й7ж]

this is straight up gold

[@brianjohnson9]

“I don’t smell anything, I just really really love the library”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexandrews6391]

That boy was twisted

[@omaid05]

😂 💀 he was high trying not to show it.

[@fatmarioknightbutt3416]

🤣🤣🤣😭

[@Yukanhayt-Mhenow]

The woman gave it to him and one of them took the bloomers off hoping to feed young boy some lunch and almost got busted and all this happened to cover it up!
Hes getting the green and the pink!

[@Jerry-iw2pv]

This boy was on one lmaoooo

[@midnitest0rm]

“Eat shit, Randall, I’m in recovery” had me fucking dying 😂

[@sharrodstewart9294]

@@QuentinAnthonyAnderson 2.9M views and a fraction of the comments. I'm sure people made it to the end lol

[@emmawhitworth4576]

Swear that was the funniest part 😂

[@JFTSwiertz]

I was worried nobody watched that late, the skit is so good it's easy to miss the last three seconds being the funniest.

[@wtfigo8339]

Just commented the same thing! 😂😂😂

[@imnimbusy2885]

@@QuentinAnthonyAndersonEat shit, Quentin, I’m in recovery.

[@noskinking2135]

Who else got this on there recommend 8 years later.

[@iquayyy9883]

yup lmao

[@officialoutsidersmc1465]

Me lol

[@angie6958]

okay but how come no one is talking about the end of the video about the pair of underwear at the end🗿

[@getgot_n3rd403]

Me lol

[@noskinking2135]

@@angie6958 fr

[@alligloss]

“that weird couch” be nice don’t hurt the couches feelings like that!

[@buji2047]

Randal: "Well to bad it wasn't meth, they could've just had you come down and sniff it out huh cathy"
Cathy: "Eat sh*t, Randal I'm in recovery"
😂😂😂😂

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

Best part

[@rohanofelvenpower5566]

she said "Each shipment - Randal, I'm in recovery"

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

@@rohanofelvenpower5566 no she didnt

[@kabirroopra5553]

@@godpleasehelpme5336 she did

[@godpleasehelpme5336]

@@kabirroopra5553 did not dick head

[@NotCthulhu]

Call me paranoid, but there's something suspiciously dank about that paper boy.

[@garrettclements3111]

yeah he's totally like ugh I smell aaaaaanyyythiiiiing

[@ThePureBloodedSaiyan]

Not Cthulhu ayy 420 likes!

[@Jagwar8]

420 likes no one else like it PLSSSS

[@Mcspazz731]

if only dislikes worked on here....

[@trels203]

EazyE187um edgy

[@conshiba1234]

I think we can all rule Jared out. Right? He seems like a good kid and claimed he didn’t smell anything. Definitely wasn’t him.

[@lowkeyjc2347]

Billy Killmeyer I saw him vent

[@rambam69]

And he says he loves the library, that good soul!

[@mr.modder5709]

@@lowkeyjc2347 I saw him vent XD

[@lesholcomb1844]

@@lowkeyjc2347 That actually made me laugh, fuck you xD

[@jmono670]

Yeah! Because he loves the library 🤣

[@Micheal_the_cat]

I thought this was real for a sec

[@dhhshd973]

I like how they interviewed the kid who just got done smoking a fat bowl in the corner and knows damn well it was him 😂😂

[@mrrobot8973]

Who else was that kid at one point lol

[@heatherw02hw]

YES 🤣🤣

[@Chiyomi_Anzai599]

I feel like this is fake

[@conanobrien1924]

@@Chiyomi_Anzai599 I remember I first discovered The Onion when they had a Onion Sports on TV. That should clarify your suspicions.

[@user-xs1pp9oi5z]

@@Chiyomi_Anzai599 it’s the onion lol

[@piratexander]

If there's four things you need to know about Jared:
1. He hears a lot of people talking about it
2. He doesn't smell anything
3. He does not smell anything
4. He really really really loves the library

[@yesdude3914]

@@Samijowubsu That's the point of the joke..

[@McGowanForge]

6. He's 19
7. Doesn't know how to f*cking read

[@apotheosis3143]

@@Samijowubsu it wasn’t actually a news story it was staged it’s from a tvshow LOL

[@noone4244]

@@Samijowubsu No, he was just tired from reading all day. Gotta stay educated.

[@waterOW]

@@Samijowubsu the onion isn't real lol its a fake news channel lol

[@Kelcb_]

Those ladies are the Fates from the Hercules Movie.

[@ryeguy2256]

Hahahaha that’s great

[@sandy42069]

Omg that is so true

[@tyler70878]

Bruh 🤣🤣😭💀

[@Frydaddy_69]

On God

[@benhaag3929]

Haha

[@marklane870]

Those ladies got a contact high lol

[@kieran7115]

I swear the onion is stealing all the good child actors.

[@mystery5538]

nah he just really really loves the library

[@BandtheHoorse]

"Eat shit Randall, I'm in recovery"
Was not expecting that, RIP water I was sipping.

[@MrYeet-ip4qj]

Hahaha peace and love💖💖💖♐

[@joesutherland2017]

Got me too, but it was coffee lol.

[@soleilaluna]

Literally tho😂😂

[@aboukane643]

Rip bozo

[@michaelellis772]

@@joesutherland2017 ouch

[@doomsandwich7292]

“Well too bad it wasn’t meth they could have just had you come sniff it out huh Kathy”
“Eat shit Randell I’m in recovery”

[@michaelg2502]

Perfect

[@rokeflame5288]

Yep we all heard it don’t know why you have to repeat what was said in the video...

[@chadsmith8146]

@@rokeflame5288 for the FUCKING likes dude

[@harleydanforth5986]

Roke Flame for the same reason you posted this reply that nobody cares about 😂😂😂😂

[@linakachina8819]

Chad Smith or because it was funny?

[@ivazdranoel4609]

Lmao, they don’t even give a reason for why they suspect Mr Thompson 😆

[@brooklyn_geek]

Maaaaaaannn we ALL KNOW WHY😂😂😂

[@sneaks9150]

[sheepishly points to my forearm, rubbing it side to side]

[@brooklyn_geek]

@sneaks9150 Years ago I was talking with two close friends one was white and the other was black. We were discussing 9-11 & the newly formed Homeland Security and the issues of our privacy being being infringed upon etc. My white friend said "whatever the government has to do to make me feel safe let them do it" and my other friend and I both said simultaneously "you felt safe before 911? He said he did and I did the hand thing and my boy was so offended. Years later after George Floyd and BLM he told me he finally understood.

[@PatricHerrera]

10 years later and this is still the only thing I've ever seen that understands natural dialogue means people talk over eachother like in real life.

[@Ixrin]

Check out Smiling Friends.

[@cenchloraadums3143]

10 years is like 90% of your entire life, it seems😂

[@changotv5847]

Ever watch a Spielberg movie??

[@AustinSwartout-p7i]

Please watch It's always sunny in philadelphia

[@concinnus]

Altman movies, e.g. MASH, are notorious for this.

[@cher.aubreyy]

“Lance who has girl hair and hangs out by the quarry” sent me

[@bigdumb1]

that's when i lost it. literally used to smoke weed in high school back in the early 2000s with my dude friends with girl hair out by the quarry, i feel so seen

[@shinyman250]

Just because a guy has long hair doesn't make it "girl hair" but this was a difernent time so it not ok to say that it never was but it was more normal then

[@FridgeEggs]

@@shinyman250Have a laugh for once!! There are only two genders that are distinctly different from each other 😂, regardless of what “scholarly sources” you provide saying otherwise. It’s all indoctrination and politically driven.

[@justarandomperson2786]

@@shinyman250 ?? That's part of the videos joke. This is the onion. The entire video is satire... what makes you think a one off joke about "girl hair" is the only genuine part?

[@death-thresh9548]

​@@justarandomperson2786He probably has long hair and got offended by it somehow even though the entire video is satire

[@Floyo5]

“Yup, that’s weed” 😂

[@KokoroKuro123]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ethan-e8789]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jointfreund]

Yes

[@itzkevhoe3526]

😂😂😂😂

[@cooper7329]

Lol

[@peztalks8663]

"eat shit randal im still in recovery" is still such a golden line 😂