We get drunk and watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid ft. Rodrick
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The gang drank so much alcohol they literally turned into middle schoolers
That's normal seen in the bee movie reaction?
Alcohol is the secret to eternal youth
@@Quackervoltz "well yes, but actually, no"
@@-DumpsterFire Yeah just makes you find your middle school jokes funny again
More like "Middle Shooters"
how does every single one of their kids photos kinda look like rowley
rowley auditions
Oh my god this is the funniest comment here
Ok but I’m 99.999 percent certain I know the bottom one. He looks exactly like a friend of mine
I think that's the joke
@@rocky.rocks1445 no...that's just their pictures tf?
I can't believe four alternate versions of Rowley decided to get together, get shitfaced and then watch their fifth counterpart be a fictional character in a film about a wimpy kid.
true
You have the cheese touch now.
The Multiverse of Madness.
Screw multiversus. This is the kind of multiverse I wanna see.
@@Maw0the rowleyverse
Fun fact: Rodrick is played by Devin Bostick, who plays a character in one of those CW tv dramas. Every time he came on screen, my kid brain just thought “wow, it’s rodrick”
He’s also a dude called Brett in Saw VI and that was a sharp af turnaround from the rodrick character
Me who watched the100 before diary of a wimpy kid and was like oh hey its jasper
@@ramen6024 SAME
He also played in saw 6 before he did this role as Roddick
He played jasper so well too.(Spoliers)
I wish he made it to the final season he was a really great character.
Looking back, Rodrick was probably the most normal person in this entire movie franchise
I mean....dad was just being a dad
@@slaymyface1357 no the dad was sus
@@cabbagecart-u3x WHEN THE DAD IS SUS!!!
@@slaymyface1357 With an obsession with his Civil War diorama he spent years working on.
@@Rougarou99 aye mans gotta have hobbies or he will go insane
you can tell she’s the popular girl because she wears 5 layers of clothes and a gaudy belt 😫
nah she's the manic pixie dream girl but you can tell she's supposed the be the Pretty Girl™️
@@rory9718 of course you added the trademark
"You can tell she's the popular girl"
> Doesn't have any friends for the entire movie
I feel like she's more of a cynical, alt girl who gives the mc advice. The girl in the second one is def popular girl
Nah she is the cool girl
I love how Greg looks 9 in this movie, and then by dog days 2 years later, he looks 16.
Puberty either hits like a baby or it hits like a truck.
Reminds me of how kids in DC Comics look like teenagers.
He was also in one of the Saw movies. It was number six if I remember correctly
@@weebmatics No, it was Devin Bostick who plays Rodrick, that was in Saw VI. It actually came out one year before the first wimpy kid movie was released.
@@nrlstatistics4898 My bad, I thought the poster was talking about his brother 🙃
Rodrick was the Chad of the whole series. So relatable, so complex, so badass, so wise, and so quotable. They should've made a spinoff about him where he can't take Greg and Manny's shit anymore and just moves out to become a legendary rocker with his band.
Frrrr
Missed opportunity 😢
“Four men fight over Rodrick for 20 minutes.”
Everyone simps for rodrick
@@justaperson4656 so true
@@grilledcheezemurp yes
@@grilledcheezemurp well I used to. Really, I'm being honest
Roderick is so fine
How could they not do the next movie literally called “Rodrick Rules”
Edit: 😎
Fr
I think it's because the guy who played as Rodrick moved on to The 100
I begging at this point
They did it came out 1 year after this one
@@ruelegarridigan1411 i meant how can Razzle not react to it. They gotta for the title alone
Rodrick: Hey man, did you touch my drumset?
Greg: no?
Rodrick: That's funny. Because it seems like someone DEFinately touched my drumset.
As a drummer, I'd just like to say that it's a fucking 6th sense. If somebody moved anything anywhere you're gonna feel it when you sit down to play.
Greg feels like the type of kid that posts "society" and a "deep" image along with it on social media.
He's the type of person to unironically say something about society hating gamers
He thinks childhood is idolizing Batman, while adulthood is thinking the Joker makers more sense
He's the type of kid who writes "don't hmu some bitches ain't loyal 😭😣😔🤒💩🙊" after being rejected by a girl when he asked her out after bullying her.
@@reply4732 So, he's a redditor?
@@OsmSkylandersCheats So, he's a redditor?
Can’t think of these movies without thinking of the Greg Heffley is a Sociopath video
Same
Dude same
I’m sorry but what?
@@aaronle8357 There is a theory on Greg on him being a sociopath
@@aaronle8357 There's a video that shows evidence that Greg is a sociopath due to his actions and beliefs in the books.
And yes it does account for the fact he's a teenage boy.
Chloe Grace Moretz's character is like the person in the movie who never interacts with anyone but the protagonist to foreshadow that she's just a figment of their imagination.
As if this movie needed more connections to Joker
Honestly! Now that you describe them that way, it makes so much sense!
I never got, even as a kid, why Angie existed. Like, as a kid I just wondered why she was there when everything still happened the same. However nowadays I’m just frustrated that they thought giving Greg a conscience manifested was a good idea. Isn’t it less important that he’s a wimp, and more important that he’s an undeveloping jerk? What made his taking one for Rowley at the end so great wad that we didn’t realize that Greg had it in him to do anything kind. Forcing a conscience on him to make him grow… it’s just dull.
Chole lore.
I always thought this lmao
my favorite part is how they immediately threw greg shade and called him a demon child for calling a girl fat
Rodrick is a fucking king. Him in Rodrick Rules was so god damn good
the lack of clothing in this movie didn't phase me as a child.
Now looking back on it i realize: I've seen too much
You can really tell it was directed by a European
@@EKIANandWolvesGaming I thought it was extremely American/Canadian in my opinion XD
Quite literally
@@nicomoist5336 honestly, this has American written all over it, there aren't even "middle schools" in Canada, as far as i know. I've never heard of any province having them and I honestly don't even understand the point of them, it seems superfluous, we have elementary & high-school and that's enough, I dont see why you'd add a third step in the middle for no reason.
@@apassionatenerd.3564 you have it there because you need those kids quarantined from everyone else, regardless of COVID
WHY WAS THE WATCH MOJO VOICE SO ON POINT
Ikr, I looked away for a sec and thought it started playing a Watch mojo video.
AND THE SCOTT THE WOZ VOICE
@@willvintage3505 THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT. I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT "HEY ALL, LOADED DIAPER HERE!" FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES
Where
@@HeroicLeo8125 13:35
The best part of growing up is realising that Greg is actually a sociopath and that Rodrick is actually the most logical, emotionally sane person in their family.
Best part of *actually* growing up is realizing Greg is literally every middle-schooler, not a sociopath
Everyone simping for Rodrick, Greg’s mom, The Zon, or sometimes Rowley. But why has no one simped for the god king of the universe Chirag Gupta
How can one hope to measure up to perfection?
I like how they just refused to call him Greg's dad.
It’s because his name is the zon
@@nicehat3012 the zahn
That's cuz Greg sucks, and to be called the father of that monster is an insult
Also because he's a dad to many others and Greg's not special
That's because that moniker is inferior to The Zahn.
Wait til the second and third movies where it focuses on Rodrick and the Zon 😭
*The Zahn
@@julianmariani642 the tooth
@@bigpigeon2384 *The Nose*
Love your profile pic. Dropped 50pts last night
@@Way2Saucyyyyy yessirrr
Yo my dude rowlels needs some love, man. Dude sticks up for friends, takes the falls for something he didn't even do, and gets bullied by greg constantly. Rowels is a real one.
“Don’t you have to be funny for that” - Jokers mom and also Rowley
"Hey Greg, wanna come over to my house, and p l a y 😏"
Greg:😳
“I’m not gay Greg” rowly lmoa
this post right here officer
"I'm not gay Greg"
😫
HOL UP
When I was about nine having a Diary of a Wimpy Kid phase I made what was basically a fanfiction finale. All the characters got into a war somehow, using weapons powered by the cheese touch. Despite the fact that I was drawing it on scrap paper, I took it completely seriously, ending it with Rowley fucking dying. Needless to say, I was a weird kid.
Thankfully, I didn't have access to the internet at the time, and the only copy of my abomination was presumably thrown away a long time ago and will never see the light of day.
Won't lie, Rowley dying is enough to make us all cry
I want to read that.
Good. Then there will be no international outcry for a sequel.
Now that we’re in the age of ironically enjoying movies again, you should revive this concept. In all honesty, I legitimately wanna read it.
Please expand on your story
Honestly re-reading the diary of a wimpy kid books, Greg was definitely a psychopath. He is rarely ever happy, and when he is it's usually because of someone else suffering (Rowely breaking his arm, etc.) and he manipulates everyone around him to benefit himself. Rodrick is the only normal family member💀
Dennis Reynolds is his real dad.
@@coleozaeta6344The golden god himself
Never forget:
Of all the books to make a movie off of, THIS book series got not one, not two, but *THREE* movies.
Four, actually, and the fourth was the best.
@@jaxsterminator8634 that sounds like heresy to me.
@@jaxsterminator8634 we don’t speak of the forth one
@@jessicac8090 The fourth one is perfect
I’m not even joking
1st half, hitting on Rodrick. 2nd half, hitting on Greg’s mom.
3rd half, Zahn
You guys are going to hate me when I tell you that there's a musical adaptation of this in the works.
Please no. #NotMyMusicalAdaption
Oh god why
I'd watch if the original Rodrick is in it
I hope to flood comes soon, without the Ark.
@@goose5200 Musical, no reason
Flood, no ark
13:16 The Last Supper joke was so funny that even the girls in the movie laughed.
Meanwhile in Greg's mind: I couldn't believe it!
I've never met anyone named Rodrick.
I’m naming my kid that so soon…
@@rabbit0.023 it’s been 9 months… did u do it
@@violeta373 no😭 but there is a kid in my class named rodrick
@@rabbit0.023 Class? How old are you?
Sup
“God I wish I was Rodrick.” -literally everyone with a brain ever
The fucking gender envy I get is insane
@@gentlesandladymen that's the opposite of my experience
@@Floofy_Fox_Gal would that be, like, second hand dysphoria? lmao
@@gentlesandladymen second hand? I just meant I was mtf
@@gentlesandladymen damn i know right like rodrick's transition goals
*Wait a minute* who gave these Middle School kids on the left side of the screen alcohol?
_And where can I get some?_
Nothing can erase the sins of 6th grade
It was Gordon Ramsey. Can't you see him at the bottom?
I see you in a lot of places
You want some alcohol or some middle school kids?
@Bob Ross not gonna lie, 5th and 6th grade are like Vegas: What happened there, stays there.
1:16, 2024, and the joke did, in fact, age so well
Fr
i BUSTED when i heard the line “hotbox the garage and grab the weed whacker. we’re gonna have one hell of a halloween.”
As a wise man once said:
"I'm not gay Greg"
sob
painpeko
That was a great story ngl.
Not me thinking this actually was canon
@@cottonhare w PFp
Even when they're drunk, they can still provide way wittier commentary than I ever could. Respect.
Ikr, I can’t even make witty remarks ever and I don’t drink
Get drunk and see what happens lol
Greg is the Judas to Rowley’s jesus
Except Judas eventually felt sorry for what he did to his friend.
11:15
"They had to tear it down because what happened there was so terrible..."
*"d o n t s t o p t a l k i n g -"*
"Is Greg Heffley sus?"
*I'm not gay Greg flashbacks*
Pfft-
i’m not gay greg is the equivalent of the zootopia abortion comic
@@pilotwings65 OH GOD 💀💀💀 YOU'RE RIGHT
@@pilotwings65 The what what comic? Imma need you to run that by me again
I had a crush on Rodrick and now I’m into guys that have dark hair and are lazy
same lol
Ahem
hey lol
SHIT SAME edit: actually i always ejd up accidentally dating guys that look like him
Ngl devin bostik is pretty nice looking
6:20 Funny thing is, Greg actually says "this thing is like a Bible".
Let’s be real here, Frank, Rodrick, and Rowley are the top three characters in these movies
Honestly one of the most underappreciated trilogies out there. The first three films were funny and charming romps that embodies crazy life as a pre-teen kid. These movies may not be for everyone but they were truly excellent films in my eyes.
And then you get to The Long Haul
we don't talk about THAT one
@@Quackervoltz we have all vowed to delete all mentions of said thing that doesn’t exist, as a high ranking member of the cult of Rodrick you should know this rule like the back of your hand
@@reddeath5791 I'm not a member tho?
@@Quackervoltz ;-;
Fun fact: I auditioned to play Greg Heffley in this film.
Did you make it?
@@kalico8104 well considering my name's not Zachary Gordon I'm guess no.
Simply an alias
What was the audition like?
@@erickchesnut8527 They just had me read a bit of the script, this part being mostly taken directly from the book.
A while back my best friend and I both realized that growing up, we each thought of ourselves as Greg, and each other as Rowley. So I think it takes a lot of maturity to admit that you're a Rowley.
Roderick Heffley is everyone's idol.
They need to watch rodrick rules, best out of all of them
Ikr
Yep the last good one before the reboot
@@littlesparrow303 dont talk shit about Dog Days
yes i love when movies revolve around devon bostick i agree with ur comment
the simping would be too immense
IDK why but "Diary of a W.A.P" made me and my friends sh1t themselves laughing.
Its how Grant says it
"Ooh, Diary of a WAP?"
Chloë Grace Moretz seems to always play that one chick in school who’s like “I’m not like other girls, I’m different.”
“Why is Scott the Woz on bass” lmao
if y'all watched Lucifer then rewatched Diary of a Wimpy Kid and saw the mom istg you would be like " L I N D A ?!??!? "
Only now have I recognised the mum
Was she the therapist in Lucifer, I can't really remember
@@drivingstudios6151 yes sir
@@spudnic8081 oh okay cool
She looks a lot like the mom from inside out as well.
i cant stop thinking about how if i had gone to this school. i would have purposely touched the cheese. everyone leaves you alone??? sounds INCREDIBLE especially in middle school
Same tho
sameeee
Fr tho, it be cool
Bro imagine how awesome it would be to walk in the bathroom and everyone immediately clears out and you have it all to yourself
Honestly tho it's be great to throw the cheese away.
a) you're left alone for the whole year
b) You turn into a legend for being the last person to ever touch the cheese
“They’re really trying to make this mom not hot, but we see through it” that’s the most Razzle quote ever said
I am in desperate need for you guys to do “Rodrick rules” and “dog days” PLEASEEEEE 😫
This movie has a really fucking uncomfortable number of times with children not fully clothed and it makes me uncomfortable
Great video btw, I wish I was Rodrick
Ikr... The fact that they are like 11 creeps me out, I'm also surprised that Dan Schneider doesn't work in there lol
When I watched it as a kid it didn’t phase me at all, when watching it again it makes me uncomfy
@@sealchann1 Dan Schneider! Bring all my bitches back!
Not gonna lie, I don't get it
It's kinda no biggy to me
I don't think there was anything bad behind it, but yeah, a bit uncomfy for sure
My condolences to all zoomer boys who sported weird variations of the Bieber haircut as kids. It was never okay. We should not have let you. It just seemed funny at the time.
😂😂😂
Retro hairstyles were cooler.
Im still trying to repent for my style choices...
Duuuude I was just scared of haircuts aight 😭
The Aaron haircut was better!!
i love the fact a shadow grows over rowley who has a scared look on him at 11:23-11:26
11:27 - "Is this Hereditary?" Fucking choked on my pizza
better not have been the ass pizza💀 from the 2nd movie
How could they leave out "let go baby hippo" literally the best line
Food fight, watch that movie while drunk
They would be horrified lmao
Omg yes
Oh god
Nah they gotta be high for that
@@TheCrazyfighter19 so would you prefer the last air bender.
I like how Rowley is supposed to be "cringey" but he's the best guy in the franchise. we're also supposed to root for Greg but he's just unlikable. like combined with how he treats Rowley you can tell he would pick on kids for being ND. also I remember when cheese touch was a game in primary school, it was so fucking annoying
i cant really root for greg, but the books are still fun to read cause it seems like every volume gets more and more batshit insane
12:22 I WANT THIS ON A T-SHIRT
I love to think that the Dad has so many damn wimpy kids! He’s just got one in every damn country and state and province!
He keeps trying to get a non wimpy kid and so far only Rodrick succeeded
So the mom is apparently played by Rachael Harris, more recently known for her role as Dr. Linda Martin in the Lucifer series.
I thought she looked familiar.
Also apparently the gym teacher is actually played by Jeff Kinney, the author of the books. Who knew?
She’s also in the show suits
That's not Jeff Kinney....
@@sealchann1 It's not? Huh. I head he played someone in the movie though.
@@joshuaseagondollar2495 Jeff Kinney played as Holly's dad in the part where Rodrick sings baby - and coach Malone is played by Andrew McNee
Jeff Kinney plays Holly’s dad in the 2nd and 3rd movies
12:31 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 😂😂 that paired with the reaction really got me
13:36 tbh he could pull off being a watchmojo narrator
She, actually! Her name is Gwen now! ^w^
@@Floofy_Fox_Gal what
@@Floofy_Fox_Gal lies
@@Floofy_Fox_Gal prove it
@@mickwoodfield5926 th-cam.com/video/dVT5hTO0Aig/w-d-xo.htmlsi=GI3iFfMrt5Wh2oOj
2:29
“That felt like a made up sentence”
“Nope nope, that’s cannon”
Rodrick Heffley is the only reason i’m not lesbian
nice pfp 👀
MOOD!!
Ur pfp 😋😋😋😋
SAME
Why is that such a mood tho????
1:38 its like he heard them🤣🤣
13:35 I wasn't paying attention until I heard this, and I legit thought a Watchmojo video popped up lol
I had a crush on this version of Roderick when I was younger.
So did I tbh he was one of my first crushes.
im not ashamed to admit I still do
Looking back maybe idk if I remember, he is cute tho
Yes, me too!
Yes, especially when he has guyliner in the second movie
All I can say is that Rodrick is the reason I'm into band members with that goth-ish aesthetic 👀💞
Sus
Amogus.
@@ill8485 no way!
Same probably I was too young to know if or not but he cute lol, I’ve always been into scene and goth looks
So My Chemical Romance?
@@windelingswindle6452 thats an emo band
rodrick is one of the main reasons why i'm goth these days, he made me realize that i am into alt guys lol
They all look like different versions of the same kid
When you make an anagram of Rodrick it almost makes Kid Rock
Kid rockr
Rid Rock
@@skaisathedutchie7003 Ric Rock
@@dragonofepics7324 don’t know where you’re getting the other C from buddy
Rik Roc
Not even gonna lie I had the HUGEST crush on Holly and Roderick when I watched this movie as a kid. Like my entire school played cheese touch. But watching this back I kinda want to die.... Roderick is still the coolest person ever
Same. Holly's supposed to be in middle school, but I was like 15 when the movie came out and the legal age of consent in NY is 17.
The level of cheese touch we played in my elementary school because of this movie omg
Holly wasn’t in this movie. You mean Angie?
i just watched four drunk men watch a kids movie for 20 minutes and enjoyed every second of it
17:33 sounded exactly like scott the woz wtf
13:35 That WatchMojo parody was priceless!!
I had a crush on Rodrick. Now I like men that aren’t real
Right
same
We always have to take the first step 😂
Same and I like men and women that aren't real
@@WhoTookSpecimen Bi things 🤜🤛
1:11 i have no clue why but sussy really hit different
1:32 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING BRO 😂😂😂
All Rodrick time stamps:
0:56
1:47
5:55
6:34
6:58
8:15
9:04
11:15
14:13
16:53
10:37 I didn’t even realize the stunt double joke when I watched the movie, I just thought the joke was that the dancing was cringe
I just realize the stunt double joke rn
That was some scary movie level shit and it was hilarious.
wait i don't get it :,(
This is my Roman empire
This is probably the only franchise in which I’ve read the book before watching the movie.
Same.
Same.
I'm not joking looking back of Diary of a Wimpy Kids now Roderick is a whole snack
He a meal
A feast if you will
perhaps a whole foodtruck
or probably a whole restaurant
@@flippyfrogman probably a whole fast food chain
I remember, when I was younger, I was legitimately afraid of the cheese
I'll give this movie series credit that they made Greg actually not totally horrible. That's an accomplishment.
i would give the world to watch a movie with these guys
It's not a quality RAZZLE vid without at least two of the following:
-Lusting after characters (preferably moms)
-Shitting on the main character
-Crowning someone as King God of The Universe
-School shooter jokes (optional)
Don't forget the jokes about the one actor/actress they know from other stuff
This one was definitely lusting after Rodrick
@@ashleighcalvert8937 I don't blame them tbh
They did all four in this video
1:27 maybe the true wimps were the friends we made along the way
I love Gwen, she's so funny dude
rename this video to “we envy roderick while on the verge of blackout drunk”
I like how the movie scene matches perfectly with their laughter at 13:17
It does
I was gonna say that
And how they pause perfectly so that you can hear "I couldn't believe it!"
This entire commentary can be summed up in just four words: "I wanna be Rodrick"
greg heffley is like patrick bateman for children
You guys should watch how to eat fried worms. That movie feels like a fever dream now
I actually thought that was a pretty creative movie, and sorta liked it. But still gross haha
Wait... that was real? I thought my brain made it up
That name alone sounds like a fever dream
I loved that book when I was a kid and the movie was hilarious 😂
Or luck of the irish