@@Adam-hp5hj I dated a guy with a sp and he had an obsession with my little pony the cartoon for little girls. I'm not saying....but I'm saying...there could be a connection between feeling intimated by the obligation to perform for an adult woman and the innocence of little girls who couldn't be less interested in that sort of thing. Oh and he also showed my nudes to his friends.
@@olivermasters I mean if you go around bragging about having a bd you’re probably right, but in reference to this specific episode it makes sense
@@olivermastersespecially after dudes are first starting to get laid. So funny what that first good tsunami of overconfidence does to young men. Was a crazy coincidence how my friends and I all had huge ones around 16-19. lol.
"Bone pressed" means, I believe, that they're measuring by pressing the ruler up against the pubic bone. I guess it's supposed to compensate for being fat by measuring the actual length versus usable length, or something.
Don't worry guys im above average size and still can't get any puh... Had to turn gay and met a 6'3" guy that was half the size and im just 5'7" to truly understand this bit
Doesn’t Doom show the guys face in a block at the bottom of the screen in order to gauge you health? I remember Duke Nuke’em 64 showing a 0-100 scale for health. It’s been 25 years since I’ve played either. God I loved Nuke’em 64.
God damn, i feel like half the episodes Adam is just chewing straight in to the mic. Smacking his lips and making disgusting chewing noises. Its unbearable. How hard is it to just back off the mic when you're stuffing your face.
I’m actually on Bigdickproblems (same name look me up I don’t care, no one’s gonna see this) and the amount of hatred we get from SDP is crazy. You are literally not allowed to mention BDP in the SDP sub, at all, and they are aggressive about it.
"Small dick i dont know why" is possibly the funniest thing ive ever heard
Even crazier that Adam said it
It doesnt even matter how hard you cry
Yeah, but Nick realised this in an instant and had to try and outshine Adam by singing a louder, more shîttîèr bit.
“Small Dick! I don’t know Why!”
Adam killing it. Also I’m gay 31:25
SMALL dick IN my PAAANTS. The GIRLS they CAN not FEEEEL
"I don't give off a bitches aura, in fact im dressed like Cloud from Ff7, probably one of the most masculine... the most masculine characters"
One of my favorite nick quotes for sure
@@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 yea yea
❤😂😂😂
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This is the best way to play c town bits without alarming your coworkers.
“yeah he just watches chess on his phone and laughs idk man just don’t leave me alone with him”
@@TimmyMcGowan"If he touches me, I'm suing this entire company"
I have headphones and I put my phone somewhere on a shelf, then I laugh manically and people look at me funny but fuck them ;)
Since you seem to be too afraid to say it, "CUMTOWN" bits.
I love alarming my coworkers with ironic bits about racism and misogyny though…
Adam killed it on that first linkin park riff
Shut up adam!
Stavs explosion at 11:44 is one of his all time greats
Someone should make a compilation of Stav’s greatest laughs.
Now that’s a fat man laugh
His laugh sounds like agonizing screams of a crow that has been stepped on.
always good when he has to move away from the mic because he's laughing so loud
I’m gay and Stav is my sugar daddy
24:30 to hear Adam blast the N bomb.
“Nick is just transfixed with smalldickproblems right now”
Lol
Adam making al these accounts is crazy 🤪
I'm pretty sure he says "nick is just transfixed with small d problems right now."
Nick replies to him right away
I just started reading some of the comments on the sp problems subreddit and I can't stop. It's too funny lmfao
"4x4??"
"Yeah it's a little Jeep Wrangler"
Jeep Wangler
Jeep dangler
@@oh-k-den2640killin’ it.
24:30 adam drops it
“Nick is”
No he said it @@brancracker
Youre striaght for catching the error @brancracker
Adams contribution at 31:29 should be on a "Best of Adam" compilation
31:27
TH-cam please I'm begging you stop recommending this video to me, it's starting to make me self conscious
Have you tried jelqing?
This is some of the wildest persecution complex behavior I've come across.
"This woman accepts my faults, should I dump her?"
"She has a sense of humor? What a bitch!"
Yeah that one pissed me off lol. The guy coulda had a loving girlfriend but he literally reddited himself out of it.
I mean, the people that do this usually don't realize that they hate themselves, they think it's because of what they are rather than themselves
@@Adam-hp5hj I dated a guy with a sp and he had an obsession with my little pony the cartoon for little girls. I'm not saying....but I'm saying...there could be a connection between feeling intimated by the obligation to perform for an adult woman and the innocence of little girls who couldn't be less interested in that sort of thing. Oh and he also showed my nudes to his friends.
I actually learned how to play chess
queen is too powerful, needs a nerf
@@BeatsNBassNRhymes there should be a figure that just can beat up the queen whenever you want
Thats gay
Im legitimately too stupid to even begin to understand how it works .. Ill just stick to checkers but definetinely not the chinese kind
Brag about it why don't you.
Playing Oblivion soundtrack on Cumtown is really soothing
38:44 Nick's Little Dick Cowboy bit, for my personal reference
Doing the Lord's work
This is my favorite episode ever.
Finally, a cumtown bit relevant to me
I made me dinner with this in the background. I have peaked in the tard department
37:05 that was a beautiful move
24:30 Adam saying that is so crazy 💀
“Tech decks” kills me every single time, I’m positive I’ve already made that comment before but god dammit 😂
This is one of my favorite eps. The anger of the sp community is one that is heartfelt from a bd haver that gets not booty.
You get no booty because you are gay
Anyone who has to announce they have a bd, 100% does not have one
@@olivermasters I mean if you go around bragging about having a bd you’re probably right, but in reference to this specific episode it makes sense
@@olivermastersespecially after dudes are first starting to get laid. So funny what that first good tsunami of overconfidence does to young men. Was a crazy coincidence how my friends and I all had huge ones around 16-19. lol.
Ofc nick knows what hypospoteous is
You can glean a lot of his medical history from the things he knows
Hypospadias.
yeah cause of Bobo
The Adam Friedland show would love to be this funny
"Bone pressed" means, I believe, that they're measuring by pressing the ruler up against the pubic bone. I guess it's supposed to compensate for being fat by measuring the actual length versus usable length, or something.
Or so you heard.
nah it’s still useable length you just gotta pump a little harder. I know because i’m fat and my dick is small and also i’m gay
I'm 6'1, height privilege is real Stav, your just such a short king you never see it.
Average heights 5'10, I'm over that, so I'm tall, so why'd u call me out? Did u want me to feel bad or whatsup?
@@alexf7259 it is. And I'm not crying. Keep hating weirdo
@@alexf7259Lmao. Tell that to Mullen
Im tall, just from a scientific medical factual level. So screw off Alex F, I didn't ask for your incorrect opinion, you strange a-hole.
nick mullen is 5'3
“I would never have the impulse to post on reddit” -Cool Nick
24:30 lol Adam dropped an n bomb and noone noticed
24:29
According to the captions Adam blasted off an N.
Funniest thing he ever said 😂
I am SP - special person :)
55:33 this character was one of the all-time greats
hey i just noticed the title says "the adam friedland show" when this was funny, whats up with that?
Mr Chess boy discovered cum town after watching TAFS Mac demarco interview, they're just catching up now
6:49 stolen phallor?
👏
Yes🤝
Hahaha nice
Wow I never knew Linkin Park could sound so good.
Small dick… I dont know why😂
best episode ever
Imagine the guy who wrote the post he sang like an emo song finding this.
He for sure did, because the Cumtown subreddit was pretty notorious for brigading the SP sub to suggest they all become gay.
@@BBD-AITBJesus. No way all those SP dudes survived that.
That laugh from stav was intense
This chess gameplay is fire
Pause. Restart. Do the voice.
Hell yeah, dude.
10:25 “that it pathetic”
That stav says. He constantly does this macho dude shit where he’s projecting hard
ngl i feel like this comment is just you projecting onto stav if anything lmao
@@goodnightcorp. Many such cases
41:22 somebody get Saul on this one 🤣
That Linkin Park comment song was an actual parody Nick would come up with
Damn I am feeling a lot better about myself after this one.
33:13 Should have switched song to "In the end" on that hypospadias bit
Saying the words cum and town are auto banned in the sub because of the irreparable damage they did with one video
love this
When nick says "ive done the other." Is he talking about scat?
He’s pissed on someone
I sprinted to the comments at 24:30
"4.5 inches... hard" lol
Don't worry guys im above average size and still can't get any puh... Had to turn gay and met a 6'3" guy that was half the size and im just 5'7" to truly understand this bit
Dad? When are you coming home?
you were forced to turn gay?
@@ghostface5231 happens more than you think partner
What a pathetic creature
@@ghostface5231I love how just a year later this joke became true to the point dudes are transing to get girlfriends lmao
4:27, bro you could have CM'd with the queen by moving to the white tile down. Right?
He can block with his rook bro
@@TheAdamFriedlandShowChessClips Oh, I thought you had to move the king above all else?! Anyway, this isn't your footage? 😆
@@pawel8365 What are you on about?
@@pawel8365 no dumbass you can move any piece to escape check
@@TheAdamFriedlandShowChessClips ignore the haters
6:48 He was awarded a Purple Helmet for his service.
(31:18)-😂😭💀
🗣️🎶Nick goes into SP Linkin Park lyrics
sp bandits
Anyone wanna be in my SP crew - secret pals 😎
4x4 tube
wait, you're supposed to go PAST the lips?
Whats the name of that opening?
Your moms vagine
The retards gambit
The English and Sicilian
I’ve had it with these SPW:s
Wonder if instead of DOOM he meant Duke Nukem. I pictured Blonde Mickey Rourke.
Doomguy is a virgin in the canon. I think it's safe to assume why.
Doesn’t Doom show the guys face in a block at the bottom of the screen in order to gauge you health? I remember Duke Nuke’em 64 showing a 0-100 scale for health. It’s been 25 years since I’ve played either. God I loved Nuke’em 64.
less funny when you realize that every post on sdp is fake jo material for reddit guys
I have a 6 incher but its covered in psoriasis
Same bud..same
6.08 actually but I don't like to brag
@@supaflywhiteguy7635 bro doing 0.0 decimals
lol wait didn’t Michael Brown rob a store and reach for the cops gun? maybe I’m misremembering
He was an unarmed black teenager under duress
yes
Monkey thief got monkified
Nothing wrong here
@@GoriIIaTactics monkified? what does that mean
53:12
Omfg I’m dying
Commenting to make you listen to this clip again. I’m laughing my ass off
Hay I’m gay actor Michael Douglas
Stav was so uncomfortable here. Poor lil fella
SP club... I'm gay
11:22 I guess I've been gay this whole time
24:16 LOL
sp warriors
No chance Adam said the funniest thing
54:00
24:30 gamer
9:04 wat
20:20 🤣
28:15
16:37
wtf made me google hypospodia xD
1:42
31:10
That’s the smallest I’ve ever seen stav
God damn, i feel like half the episodes Adam is just chewing straight in to the mic. Smacking his lips and making disgusting chewing noises. Its unbearable. How hard is it to just back off the mic when you're stuffing your face.
I’m actually on Bigdickproblems (same name look me up I don’t care, no one’s gonna see this) and the amount of hatred we get from SDP is crazy. You are literally not allowed to mention BDP in the SDP sub, at all, and they are aggressive about it.
Out of interest why would u post something about bpd in a spd thread
"I hate having a big d cuz it makes my girlfriend squirt all over the sheets and I keep having to wash them" - big d problems, probably
Name one BDP 😂
@@TylerJordan601 Touches the floor when squatting
@Jack Meens Same reason someone would make a comment on youtube announcing they are on BDP (and yes you can look him up, same name).
SMALL WORLD!
Here at the 5 minute mark! Bless One Hand Haven 🫡
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