@murrtubereal Oh I'm sorry wittle baby 🥺 still sore about your mentally ill misanthrope terrorist biting the bullet ☹️ listen, we all go sometimes champ.
Buddy in high school got dumped and stopped hanging out because he was depressed, so me and 3 friends shat in a box, covered it with packing peanuts, drew hearts all over it, and left it on his doorstep. Next day he came to school like "Guys, I think we're getting back together."
Love the image of someone building a card tower that gets inexplicably knocked over somewhere 10 miles away from that hostel room in Israel, when the shriek of Adam’s broken-dicked friend finally reaches him like a 3 megaton blastwave
Speaking on the piss stories, I have my own. I was at a college dorm party with my friends and we went to the bathroom everyone uses and pissed everywhere.. about 15 of us just drunk pissed everywhere so bad they had to call a private cleaning service place to clean it up. they had flyers everywhere in these plastic sheets that protect paper and I peed inside of it and for weeks even after the cleaning there was a bag of piss hanging on the wall in the stall It was there for a very long time, atleast one semester. i also didnt go to that school
A buddy of mine snuck into a house that was still being built in a real upscale rich neighborhood and took a massive shit in the corner of the living room while the construction workers were gone. He took a picture of it with his cell phone and sent it to everyone. Fucking legend!
This kid would talk shit to me in 6th grade i wanted to fight him but he would always run after school. I found out he moved on a couple houses up from me so me and a few neighbor kids knocked on his door to lure him out. Nobody was home but his baseball hat was on the porch so we took it and pissed all over it then put it back on the porch. 20 minutes later him and his mom pull in and his mom picks it up shakes it out puts it in her face smells it all confused looking. She must've just washed and let sit out to dry. We are down the street watching dying laughing then the kid runs out dressed for a baseball game his mom puts the cap on his head and leave. I dont think ive laughed harder in my life i couldn't ever look at that kid again without busting out laughing.
Back in October of 2021, my family and I attended my aunt’s wedding and during the reception, my uncle was sharing a story from his childhood which revolved around him and his brother bullying their gay neighbors. He said that he and his brother would throw shit and taunt their neighbors.
There was this one video I saw about a year ago with nick Mullen and I believe Dan soder doing an impression of mark wahlberg. They made a scenario of wahlberg being a child standing up to a school bully. If someone knows what video I am talking, please, post it as a reply
I haven’t thought about this in so long but I just remembered this from when I was very young. I remember it was April fools, I was probably around 7 or so, and I dribbled some piss into the hand soap dispenser in my family bathroom. I forget which one of my parents went to use the bathroom but I just remembered going up to them and saying that it was April fools and that I pissed in the hand soap. I remember they asked my why I would do that and then I tried to convince them that my April fools prank was telling them I pissed in the soap, and that I didn’t actually do it. I don’t remember emptying out that bottle of soap afterwards.
When we were broke teenagers my friends and i used to go to cicis pizza after shows every weekend, and every time i would go in the bathroom and piss whipe spinning around in a circle. This went on for months. They never caught me. I got away with piss murder.
i remember one of the funniest types of these stories i know about is a friend of mine in highschool. this girl came into school with some weird gothy make up on her face, like some designs around her eye, and my friend says to her "Hey you got something stupid on your face". I know its mean and probably hurt her feelings but still, the way he phrased it as if he was informing her of a piece of food she has on her lip or something
My finest moment was when I was 17 working as a porter at the local Audi dealership. It was 2008 so the peak of the financial crisis. We were basically selling no cars, and half the staff had been laid off, and many of the salesmen who remained had to take second jobs to feed their families. I got a call on the radio to pull up a car from the back and detail it for a potential customer. I did, but when I pulled up to the front of the dealership, I saw their salesman was Justin. He was the biggest piece of shit I’d ever met at that time, and also was in the worst financial shape of anyone. I think the week before he had literally had his electricity turned off for nonpayment. Right as I was pulling up to hand the car off to Justin and the guy buying his daughter her first car, I sharted some unholy brew of Del taco burgers, Mountain Dew code red, and bile directly onto the drivers seat. I made sure I closed the door behind me to seal the fumes inside the car. I’ll never forget his hopeful face after I handed him the keys. I didn’t stick around for whatever happened next.
Really, after Nick's story of pissing all over people's feet and the walls of public bathrooms and then ripping off immigrants, you think Stav's story was sad and gross? Lol
Can't really relate, but some of these "pranks" are similar to things "special" kids would do at my primary school back in the day. Turns out these kids have podcasts now. What do I know.
Nick looks a lot like Narduar in the thumbnail. Like on the spectrum of how much you look like someone, I would say they’re very close on that spectrum.
What was the sensored thing Adam said even about? Was it some sex thing or a slur against Jews or something? Trying to think of what would apply to him in that instance that needs censored lol
it was the n word; its unedited in the original bullytown or at least was. it followed the cumtown n word rule (can only be used when quoting another white person saying it)
When I was a freshman in high school there was this kid that I hated who played magic the trading card game. We were in a science class and they had these huge magnifying glasses i stole a bunch of his cards from his backpack and went outside and burned a hole through all of them and put them back in his backpack . During the downtime I saw him pull his deck out and his face just morphed into the biggest frown as he put them back in his bag. I feel bad now but at the same time it still makes me laugh
Listening to them talk about stuff like this, is so jarring when you hear them moralizing in other episodes about black lives matter, and giving their shitty political hot-takes. It's insane how they wake up and say to themselves "yeah I'm the good guy" and then get in a race to the bottom to outdo each other for who is a more vile cretin to other people. They can be incredibly funny at times, but it is a stark reality check that being clever does not have to mean being intelligent.
@@hueybarrymore Ok, who said it was? I just want people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about to not lecture at me in the middle of a COMEDY podcast ...people who's whole identity is riffing about dick and fart jokes making brain dead hot takes in the middle of being funny isn't enjoyable, not sure what you think you're adding here, if you don't care then just move on?
Uh, what? When has my friend Nick ever moralized in that fashion? Even Adam doesn't really lecture about politics because he's too busy trying to look cool (and succeeding).
@@47ejecting2 This whole comment seems like it was built atop trying to one up itself in being ridiculous. Your friend Nick? I hope for the sake of your embarrassment that I'm just missing an inside joke, but just...wow. You know my bff, the ghost of famous philosopher Aristotle, was just telling me the other, day how people who make up having marginally famous friends, for internet clout in comment sections, are weird dudes. I might have taken a more neutral tac when responding, but there's no way that you can ask when these dudes do that, as if their "I'm one of the good white people, eat me last!" pick-me girl attitude isn't frequently on display. Not and have it be in good faith.
This one kid I played highschool football with was so god damn annoying. He was terrible, but shit talked everyone like he was great. The best trick I ever pulled was sneaking up behind him and yanking his ankles out from under him and he faceplanted.
3 minutes in and I am thinking “who does that? 😂”. Then I remember that when I was like 15, I piss inside the thing you grab your change on those public phone booths. There was a hidden pool of piss in there where you stick your fingers 😂 and I also piss on the phone 📞 part where you speak into. 😂 The most discussing thing ever that I wouldn’t want to happen to me or a loved one, yet I find it so funny. Now I am thinking that the best prank would be to piss in one of those things they have in mass that holds the holy water. And watch how people draw a cross in their head with pee. 😂😂
Im in my thirties and poop is still hilarious to me. At gas stations I shit on the seat fairly often because I think its hilarious. Ive also pooped on the floor, in the sink and in the bathroom trashcans. If you see me coming out of a gas station or restaraunts bathroom, chances are I pooped somewhere. Hell, just the other day a gas station attendant was being a douche, so i went in their bathroom, shit in the trashcan then I unrolled the toilet paper from the holder, wiped my ass and rolled it back up, I was laughing over that for days.
Nick's a smart dude but "the water absorbs the smell" has to be the stupidest thing ever. If i take a shit in the bathroom and then sit in my friend car THE WATER has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SMELL.
the water doesn't "absorb" the smell. It just blocks it, or traps it. for us to smell things, it has to be in the air. if a turd is underwater, then no part of it is exposed to the air
I only listen to this podcast when I’m incredibly depressed. Good to be back.
wow, so do I
💯
🤣😂
I'm the opposite, it is good to be back
I only listen to this podcast when I'm incredibly gay
“That dude was a fucking loser” made me howl
And Nick, as usual downplays how hilarious that was.
"The payoff is low"
Nick discovered empathy that day and never used it again
"Santa is stealing my customers" made me lose it, hardest I've laughed in months
HE IS BARKING IN MY DIRECTION!
This is the most 2000's middle school sense of humor I've ever heard. Brings me back to my shithead childhood.
Legit makes me wish it was 2009 again
@@mrscruffles801 Same, all of Nick's stories gave me such an odd feeling of nostalgia
If there is a hell, Nick has a first class ticket.
i think he’s a nice guy. dude was legit worried about that mindfreak kid breaking his weaner “did he go to the hospital?”
Hell yeah.
With gasoline draws on💯
weaner
*Business Class
A hidden cam prank show set within a max security prison actually sounds pretty funny
Timothy McVeigh putting up cling wrap in the doorway to the Unabomber's cell to prank him real good
@@kadenstimpson3167 Too soon
@murrtubereal Oh I'm sorry wittle baby 🥺 still sore about your mentally ill misanthrope terrorist biting the bullet ☹️ listen, we all go sometimes champ.
This straight up makes me sad and uncomfortable
10/10 podcast
99komk
Stav’s “wtf is going on in here” delivery has me dying 😂
Nick is a veteran of the Iranian-Indian mall wars
Also a survivor of The Great Beer Fire
wait till you see. see what? what a man can do to another man...
@@GombySprangster yes 😔
Each side was a real loser
@ the state of the two factions, my lord
Buddy in high school got dumped and stopped hanging out because he was depressed, so me and 3 friends shat in a box, covered it with packing peanuts, drew hearts all over it, and left it on his doorstep. Next day he came to school like "Guys, I think we're getting back together."
That's what's up
Very high level
wholesome
Hell yeah dude
Quality bro story
Love the image of someone building a card tower that gets inexplicably knocked over somewhere 10 miles away from that hostel room in Israel, when the shriek of Adam’s broken-dicked friend finally reaches him like a 3 megaton blastwave
Stav lowering his voice during the story made me die
Dude what if the coach hears?
honestly the most fucked up shit they've talked about which is unreal given what the show is
Nick jumped out of a Garth Ennis comic book where he was the only likeable character because he kept making racist jokes that were somehow funny.
18:05 **someone threatens to kill Adam**
Nick "that's badass"
I’m listening to this in a New York City cab and laughing maniacally in the back seat. Cabbie must think I’m insane.
cabbie thinks you’re an average to normal new yorker
there's some parallel universe out there where Mullen did NOT end up with the same mental demons as Dahmer
Speaking on the piss stories, I have my own. I was at a college dorm party with my friends and we went to the bathroom everyone uses and pissed everywhere.. about 15 of us just drunk pissed everywhere so bad they had to call a private cleaning service place to clean it up. they had flyers everywhere in these plastic sheets that protect paper and I peed inside of it and for weeks even after the cleaning there was a bag of piss hanging on the wall in the stall It was there for a very long time, atleast one semester. i also didnt go to that school
Feel kinda not bad anymore about Nick getting his shit kicked out of him from that sugar ray fan
Sugar ray sucks
Sugar gay more like
"guess how old this man is?" "FIFTY!" 🤣🤣🤣
Wiping your ass with one side of a dollar bill and leaving for a stranger to find is such a great prank
Are you gay?
I like how the kid was able to buy porn mags near a Holy site.
And our tax dollars pays for those trips
Nick truly is a bad person
Couple twisty teas deep rewatching this, life’s good. 🤠
thats what its about man
You need a couple of twisted teas in your system, you need a twisted system
@@Yousadclownofaman what happens if you drink twisted teas while listening to twisted sister?
Are you a native American, howah my brother, glad to see a friend on the road before the end of roads
Just gotta choose the twistys or the dozer
A buddy of mine snuck into a house that was still being built in a real upscale rich neighborhood and took a massive shit in the corner of the living room while the construction workers were gone. He took a picture of it with his cell phone and sent it to everyone. Fucking legend!
One of their best episodes lmao
Adam “I don’t do vocal fry” freidland
So thats how the bullies feel, they just dont give a shit and laugh at all that.. damn thats fucked 😂
Oh i feel so bad for Nick's victims
Dudes just confessing to war crimes in this comments section.
This kid would talk shit to me in 6th grade i wanted to fight him but he would always run after school. I found out he moved on a couple houses up from me so me and a few neighbor kids knocked on his door to lure him out. Nobody was home but his baseball hat was on the porch so we took it and pissed all over it then put it back on the porch. 20 minutes later him and his mom pull in and his mom picks it up shakes it out puts it in her face smells it all confused looking. She must've just washed and let sit out to dry. We are down the street watching dying laughing then the kid runs out dressed for a baseball game his mom puts the cap on his head and leave. I dont think ive laughed harder in my life i couldn't ever look at that kid again without busting out laughing.
Ive ruined the bathroom of every ethnic restaurant in my area
actually makes me glad I never had friends as a kid
Back in October of 2021, my family and I attended my aunt’s wedding and during the reception, my uncle was sharing a story from his childhood which revolved around him and his brother bullying their gay neighbors. He said that he and his brother would throw shit and taunt their neighbors.
Who's shit
@@capitolmurder1754 mainly rocks or trash.
Good old times
Hate crime
You've heard of stretch limousine, but what about limousine sandals?
16:59
I don’t get it, what did he say?
I have no idea who these guys are but man am I glad I clicked this video
There was this one video I saw about a year ago with nick Mullen and I believe Dan soder doing an impression of mark wahlberg. They made a scenario of wahlberg being a child standing up to a school bully. If someone knows what video I am talking, please, post it as a reply
Was it the Wigs bit?
@@DieAlready can’t remember. They were doing the mark wahlberg voice talking about how much he bench presses as a third grader
bonus 87
"Maybe theyre gay" hahahahahahahaha
good to see the channel’s back
never noticed how often Nick says “or whatever”
I haven’t thought about this in so long but I just remembered this from when I was very young. I remember it was April fools, I was probably around 7 or so, and I dribbled some piss into the hand soap dispenser in my family bathroom. I forget which one of my parents went to use the bathroom but I just remembered going up to them and saying that it was April fools and that I pissed in the hand soap. I remember they asked my why I would do that and then I tried to convince them that my April fools prank was telling them I pissed in the soap, and that I didn’t actually do it. I don’t remember emptying out that bottle of soap afterwards.
So comforting
When we were broke teenagers my friends and i used to go to cicis pizza after shows every weekend, and every time i would go in the bathroom and piss whipe spinning around in a circle. This went on for months. They never caught me. I got away with piss murder.
Jizzrael is wild
3:13 in and gee golly gosh can’t imagine why stavros is the most successful of the bunch
you gotta be more open minded
Least funny as well
dude stand up comics like mullen that do shows coast to coast make lots of money, most of it is just easy cash too
He isn’t though. Nick and Adam have their own show now
i remember one of the funniest types of these stories i know about is a friend of mine in highschool. this girl came into school with some weird gothy make up on her face, like some designs around her eye, and my friend says to her "Hey you got something stupid on your face". I know its mean and probably hurt her feelings but still, the way he phrased it as if he was informing her of a piece of food she has on her lip or something
this is terribly unfunny
Least autistic cumtown fan
@@benstolen69 craig
Unfunny
Woah dude your so funny I bet no 90s sitcom has ever made this joke
What did Adam say that was bleeped
“Got any crack, niqqa?!”
Cumtown has a policy where you can only say the N word if you’re quoting another white person saying it
Wow that game of Isaac was tragic
Did he say, "Got any crack, niqqa?!?"
no he said an even worse slur you’ve never heard of
Nah what he said covers most minority groups and means he wants all of them to die
Yes he did lol. I remember this story from the Patreon it’s uncensored. I think stav is the only one that hasn’t dropped an N
Pranks in my country: "Haha, I stole your hat."
what did the bug say in the censored part
Love those jail pranks
Rerolling the d infinity is insane
Santa is stealing my customers 12:41
Okay what 💀 some of that shit was psychopathic
Anyone know the name of the video game on screen?
Binding of isaac
My finest moment was when I was 17 working as a porter at the local Audi dealership. It was 2008 so the peak of the financial crisis. We were basically selling no cars, and half the staff had been laid off, and many of the salesmen who remained had to take second jobs to feed their families.
I got a call on the radio to pull up a car from the back and detail it for a potential customer. I did, but when I pulled up to the front of the dealership, I saw their salesman was Justin. He was the biggest piece of shit I’d ever met at that time, and also was in the worst financial shape of anyone. I think the week before he had literally had his electricity turned off for nonpayment.
Right as I was pulling up to hand the car off to Justin and the guy buying his daughter her first car, I sharted some unholy brew of Del taco burgers, Mountain Dew code red, and bile directly onto the drivers seat. I made sure I closed the door behind me to seal the fumes inside the car.
I’ll never forget his hopeful face after I handed him the keys. I didn’t stick around for whatever happened next.
Damn Stav’s story was just sad and gross
Really, after Nick's story of pissing all over people's feet and the walls of public bathrooms and then ripping off immigrants, you think Stav's story was sad and gross? Lol
The boy needed to learn
Can't really relate, but some of these "pranks" are similar to things "special" kids would do at my primary school back in the day. Turns out these kids have podcasts now. What do I know.
Nick looks a lot like Narduar in the thumbnail. Like on the spectrum of how much you look like someone, I would say they’re very close on that spectrum.
This is fucking hilarious dude
I don't remember this episode being censored
What was the sensored thing Adam said even about? Was it some sex thing or a slur against Jews or something? Trying to think of what would apply to him in that instance that needs censored lol
There had a to be a k-bomb in there but I’ve heard Nick say that uncensored so I’m really unsure of what it is Adam said.
"Got any crack, N*gga"
Hey said got any Crack n-word
He said "got any crack n*gga"
it was the n word; its unedited in the original bullytown or at least was. it followed the cumtown n word rule (can only be used when quoting another white person saying it)
Appreciate the isaac
You censored adams best bit lame
What game is this
the binding of isaac
nick talked for 15 minutes w his story and then interrupted that other guy
When I was a freshman in high school there was this kid that I hated who played magic the trading card game. We were in a science class and they had these huge magnifying glasses i stole a bunch of his cards from his backpack and went outside and burned a hole through all of them and put them back in his backpack . During the downtime I saw him pull his deck out and his face just morphed into the biggest frown as he put them back in his bag. I feel bad now but at the same time it still makes me laugh
That’s funny as shit, fuck those magic cards
Evil bro
What game is being played in the vid?
Binding of Isaac
the funniest part is how none of tis happened
That first one made me wanna vomit
alr bro
Btw u missed a tinted rock 😎
yt algorithm did it again, this shit funny
Black guys really are all on the down low
Lmao a white dude was about enjoy some bbc
I only listen to this podcast when I want to hang out with my real life , for real friend Nick Mullan, im also not gay one bit.
Insomnia died because of cumtown...
Is it normal in America to piss and shit on stuff so much?
Not jusr in america. Haiti and india too.
Listening to them talk about stuff like this, is so jarring when you hear them moralizing in other episodes about black lives matter, and giving their shitty political hot-takes. It's insane how they wake up and say to themselves "yeah I'm the good guy" and then get in a race to the bottom to outdo each other for who is a more vile cretin to other people. They can be incredibly funny at times, but it is a stark reality check that being clever does not have to mean being intelligent.
it’s not that deep bro
@@hueybarrymore Ok, who said it was? I just want people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about to not lecture at me in the middle of a COMEDY podcast ...people who's whole identity is riffing about dick and fart jokes making brain dead hot takes in the middle of being funny isn't enjoyable, not sure what you think you're adding here, if you don't care then just move on?
You've just described the modern millennial liberal, delusionally self righteous with their political and social ideology while acting subhuman.
Uh, what? When has my friend Nick ever moralized in that fashion? Even Adam doesn't really lecture about politics because he's too busy trying to look cool (and succeeding).
@@47ejecting2 This whole comment seems like it was built atop trying to one up itself in being ridiculous. Your friend Nick? I hope for the sake of your embarrassment that I'm just missing an inside joke, but just...wow. You know my bff, the ghost of famous philosopher Aristotle, was just telling me the other, day how people who make up having marginally famous friends, for internet clout in comment sections, are weird dudes.
I might have taken a more neutral tac when responding, but there's no way that you can ask when these dudes do that, as if their "I'm one of the good white people, eat me last!" pick-me girl attitude isn't frequently on display. Not and have it be in good faith.
Haha so funny...
This one kid I played highschool football with was so god damn annoying. He was terrible, but shit talked everyone like he was great. The best trick I ever pulled was sneaking up behind him and yanking his ankles out from under him and he faceplanted.
4:35
Nick touches on slave morality
Maybe I don’t feel bad that Nick is like 40 and his magnum opus is worse than the show they made by literally not trying at all
Jisrael
🤣
Stavros
3 minutes in and I am thinking “who does that? 😂”.
Then I remember that when I was like 15, I piss inside the thing you grab your change on those public phone booths. There was a hidden pool of piss in there where you stick your fingers 😂
and I also piss on the phone 📞 part where you speak into. 😂
The most discussing thing ever that I wouldn’t want to happen to me or a loved one, yet I find it so funny.
Now I am thinking that the best prank would be to piss in one of those things they have in mass that holds the holy water. And watch how people draw a cross in their head with pee. 😂😂
Watching the footage and man I disagree with your playstyle
21:37
I’m not gonna miss stav’s laugh honestly
Just found this gem. I'm fuckin dying
11:29
Every kid bullies and gets bullied dude it builds character
is the gay one on barbituates?
Cumtown x BOI 🔥
Im in my thirties and poop is still hilarious to me. At gas stations I shit on the seat fairly often because I think its hilarious. Ive also pooped on the floor, in the sink and in the bathroom trashcans. If you see me coming out of a gas station or restaraunts bathroom, chances are I pooped somewhere.
Hell, just the other day a gas station attendant was being a douche, so i went in their bathroom, shit in the trashcan then I unrolled the toilet paper from the holder, wiped my ass and rolled it back up, I was laughing over that for days.
Nick's a smart dude but "the water absorbs the smell" has to be the stupidest thing ever. If i take a shit in the bathroom and then sit in my friend car THE WATER has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SMELL.
I think we're missing a piece of this puzzle
Water does absorb the smell. The turd vapors under water won’t smell. Only the top of the turd would stink.
the water doesn't "absorb" the smell. It just blocks it, or traps it. for us to smell things, it has to be in the air. if a turd is underwater, then no part of it is exposed to the air
Adum is terrible
Lol Sam Hyde just lives rent free in the minds of smaller men.
When do they mention Sam Hyde ?
yeah yours obviously
they were so high on coke holy fuck
why not just take off your sock or your boxers and just wipe with that and throw them?😂 hind sight is 20-20
Be a man, use your hand