Batman Contigency Plans: Po (Dragon Warrior)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.พ. 2024
- Dive into the Dark Knight's strategic mind with an AI-narrated exploration of Batman's contingency plan for facing Po, the Dragon Warrior. Discover the clash of martial arts mastery, superhero tactics, and the fascinating matchup between Gotham's guardian and the Kung Fu Panda hero.
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i love how it acknowledges Po as being a peacekeeper and defender of the weak so batman doesn't wish to harm him rather just subdue him in the event of an evil mode
the fact Batman never disrespects or mocks any of his subjects and treats every single one as a dangerous and skilled opponent never going on looks, origin or powers.
The anti-life equation is no joke and could potentially used to control anyone, even if for a short while. Even though it's possible to eventually counter, it does take some time and he would need to temporarily incapacitate him until he can be returned to normal.
And yet his plan starts with "ram him with the Batmobile" instead of "talk it out".
And even if for some reason you must get Po out of the way for a bit, how about "give him a cash card and show him the way to the nearest food court"? Afraid the Wayne fortune couldn't keep up?
@@almondmagnum8604 It's not the food court, it's all the merch at the toy store he'd buy later...
Dumpling warrior sounds like something his father would call him
Hearing Batman say Skidoosh has made my life complete
R.I.P Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman 1955-2022
RIP💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
May his Legacy live on.
Here’s a simple plan that I would use knowing Po’s weaknesses:
1. Lure him with a free “All You Can Eat” food ad flyer towards an over 600 ft tower with 2,000 flight of stairs.
2. Once’s he’s tired out, let him eat the food (which has been added with a couple chi blocking herbs and enough tranquilizer’s to knock the Flash out for a few days) that was promised which will make him bloated and immobile.
Once he’s sufficiently incapacitated, kick him down the flight of stairs (which has a 90% chance of knocking him out) then finish him off with a Batman nerve pinch 🤏
(And if necessary, throw him into the phantom zone which is a dark mirror 🪞 of the Spirit Realm which should have little to no chi in it).
I'm not sure how "avoid unnecessary harm" and "ram him with batmobile" wound up in the same contingency plan but here we are.
Simple, he wants to avoid UNNECESSARY harm, but ramming him with the Batmobile is, in fact, necessary. Judging by his endurance feats in the three movies, anything weaker than that likely wouldn’t damage Po at all, let alone incapacitate him.
I laughed my ass off when I read this. Hats off to you good sir 😂
Po will be fine if Batman takes him prior to running him own. Source: Arkham Knight
If Po were to turn rogue, just send Shifu after him
Nah oogway
Call Po's dad (the duck)
Why is it so funny that Batman would have a contingency plan for Po 😂🤣🦇🐼🐉🥰
Contingency plan: Beerus the destroyer and his angel attendant Whis.
Batman just hires the best chefs in the world to cook them up their finest meals.
Yes!!
@@martianastronaut4917
Isn't Alfred canonically a great cook? Bruce could just have him whip up something delicious.
@@jonathanjuarez5544 That could work too, either way, it would be Batman's only real option,
@@martianastronaut4917yeah, beerus would instantly destroy the planet if he’s dissatisfied.
Worth it just to hear Batman say Skadoosh.😁👍
I would like Joker from persona 5 not only because of the similar name to Batman’s greatest adversary but also due to the gray zone that the phantom thieves justice take place
a contingency plan that accounts for the metaverse where batman literally can only rely on his sheer willpower to defend against the phantom thieves sounds like fun.
now i wanna know what kind of persona batman get, i don't think zorro tho 'cus......its occupied
@@Just_a_passing_by_doctor Obviously it would be Bruce Wayne. 😂
@@Just_a_passing_by_doctor he would be the moon arcana i think. but for a specific persona, who knows?
zorro makes sense since in many adaptations that's the movie bruce watched before his parents died, morgana having it isn't really much of an issue since akechi has his own version of loki too anyway.
any other mythological figure related to darkness and illusion would be good i think.
@@Just_a_passing_by_doctorZur-En-Arrh perhaps?
You should do Emperor Palpatine and use the codename "The Senate" 😆
Its treason then...
He rams Poe and Poe just bounces back and crashes the batmobile.
Contingency Plan Code: Speed demon
Subject: Road Runner
Batman:I am not going anywhere near Road Runner.
@@shinigamiphantom1391get Flash to confront Road Runner
Batman does not, I repeat, does not run over pandas with the Batmobile.
Um, did you forget the second movie. Where he goes up against a enemy with a CANNON? So loud noises and flash and bang would not surprise him, or if it did, not for very long.
Contingency Plan Code: Lucky Thief
Subject: Henry Stickman
I'd love to see Batman's contigency plan for the different Servants in Fate Stay Night. This includes Saber: Artoria Pendragon, Archer: Emiya, Lancer: Cu Chulainn, Rider: Medusa, Caster: Medea, Assassin: Sasaki Kojiro and Cursed Arm, and Berserker: Heracles, with Gilgamesh and Angra Mainyu as bonuses.
propositions :
-Jackie Escatado/The Darkness
-Purgatori (chaos! comics) demon-vampire hybride who has 5000 years old, can control blood
-The Tall Man (phantasm!)
-Slenderman
-Sauron (lord of the ring)
-vampire hunter D
-Alex Mercer (prototype)
-Ion (SCP fondation) a powerfull flesh/blood mage who has acheving godhood and can control the deads
-Dark Shneder (Bastar!!)
-Asmodeus (dungeons and dragons)
-Tiamat (dungeons and dragons)
-Gann
-Gill (Street fighter)
-Akuma
-Krampus
-the old ones (cabin in the woods)
-Pennywise IT
-Jehda Domha (Darkstalkers)
-Dracula (Castlevania)
Hearing Batman say 'skadoosh.'
Contigency Plan for Agent 47.
Codename: ICA
Or
Providence
I can't see if you've done this so can you please do this one.
CONTINGENCY PLAN - JUDGE DEATH.
Respect and keep up the epic work.
Commander Shepard from Mass Effect contingency
Livestream his dance moves, reputation ruined enough that no one will take his calls for unity seriously and thus you can fight him solo where he's just a fairly talented soldier with some augmentations which is well within Batman's abilities to counter with normal tech.
Codename: Normandy
Dude, just keep doing these. They are surprisingly interesting!
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I like your video's. And I hope you do one on Darth Sidious, one day. I know you did one on Darth Vader. But I would love to hear how Batman would counter the Greatest Sith Lord of all. Which I think would be quite the challenge.
Do one on garou from OPM🔥🔥
Make a contingency plan for courage the cowardly dog
HTTYD characters like Toothless, or Planet of the Apes Caesar.
Do one on the Last Dragonborn from Skyrim.
Ok i can definitely see Po freaking out at faceing Batman
Contingency plan: Alastor, Lord Dominator, Aku.
A unique way to fight this sort of enemy. But even the most Naive opponent would find a flaw within such tactics and turn it against him or her. Po has demonstrated countless of times of turning disadvantages to advantages without even trying.
Do one for Kumoko the Spider/Arachne/Terratect.
Easily one of the best heavy hitters to come out of recent anime. Both physically and magically, although a decent bevy of her magic is more akin to eating you alive with debuffs and DoT.
Is there a contingency plan for The Lone Wanderer Aka Courier Six?(as of ttw)
Who comes up with these? It's honestly really good
Batman using every possible euphemism to avoid calling Po obese is commendable.
Contingency Plan for Ranma Saotome would be pretty fun~
Contingency plan Spider-Man
“Fighting Spiderman could arguably prove to be one of my greatest challenges; not because of his strength, but his extrasensory perception. This so called “spider sense” allows him to detect danger before he sees it, rendering any attempts at a stealth attack meaningless”
Keep the slightly sped up talking speed for Batman!! Loved it at 1.15x-ish speed!
if you’re taking ideas, i’d love to see what kind of contingency plan batman would have for the kamen riders. since there’s a shitload of them, i’ll suggest more “grounded” ones like the show-era riders or early heisei like kuuga, faiz, or blade.
alternatively, maybe a contingency plan for kr villains like evolto or ohma zi-o.
Now we would love to see a video on Batman making a contingency against a Fate Servant such as Mordred or Saber Artoria
I never realized just how buttkciking Po really was even though I have seen every Kung Fu Panda movie.
Batman‘s next contingency plan Ruby Gilman teenage Kraken.
Using ticket sales to go on, there's no need; Ruby will fade away into obscurity on her own.
One of Sonic would be interesting
Preferably archie sonic
Only missing thing is that the meck batman uses needs to be wide enough on all parts that po can't wrap his arm around it to use the finger hold on himself well holding batman to take him with them
Love your vid, can you do Reinhard from re zero next.
Think you could do a Lupin the III one?
Do one on Sauron next please
Do an Alphamon contingency
Batman, next contingency plan, scarlet witch and the power of the book of the damn.
Can you do a Might Guy contingency plan? If so, the code name should be Night Guy.
Heres an idea
Contingency Plan Code: Failed Imperium.
Subject: the Emperor of Man
Batman will need more than 5 minutes to come up with a suitable countermeasure.
The Emperor of Mankind is pretty much 4 Darkseid's stacked ontop of one another and hiding in a trenchcoat power-wise.
I expect a sequel for when the 4th movie comes out.
I hope you do Maple, Byleth, and Sly Cooper in the future
Or just tempt him with his favorite foods. Assuming he's not too busy fanboying over Batman.
Suggestion: The TMNT. Yes, all four of them.
Please do with Yu Narukami
Part of the plan: Hit him with the Batmobile.😂😂😂😂
Let's see he can do palpatine the emperor himself.
Judge dredd next please
Red John from the Mentalist
I would like to see you cover Reinhard from Re:Zero
I’m interested in the FNAF contingency plans I wander
I thought he was just going to offer a sandwich.
Next one should be snake since I guess he matches with Batman in hand to hand combat
Suggestion for Contingency Plan:
-Jason Bourne
-John Wick
Do contingency plan against Kenshiro
Drugged food. Almost an assured KO.
Contingency Plan: Chuck Norris
Contingency plan against Zeno? 😮
Agamemno contingency
File code name: Hellspawn
(For spawn)
Batman contingency plan: Lego Batman.
Personally, I'd like to see Akame Ga Kill's Esdeath to be next after the next few. Batman would be interested in finding weaknesses on her.
I'd like to see what he has to say for the Accelerons
Batman contigency plans: Wang Ling
Would love to see contingency plans for:
The Serenity crew - Firefly
Frank Castle/The punisher
Deadpool
Ghazkull mag uruk thrakka
File Name: Angel of Elysium/Butcher of Tofan
Subject : Commander Jane Shepard Council Spectre/N7 Special forces
Capabilites: high tier Biotic, Training of Hacking, Sabotage and disruption of various forms of technology. infiltration specialist with advanced cloaking and sensor countermeasures. state of the art gene enhancement and cybernetics. expert marksman and combat specialist
equipment : high grade shielded combat armour, multiple high impact weapons, cyber warfare systems, Omni blade possible assistance from multi species crew members and own stealth ship with AI capability.
Ryu Hayabusa next
I once more request a contingency plan against Obito Uchiha himself. Wanna what Batman comes up with
Contingency Plan: Shaggy
Contingency plan: Mewtwo
Contingency plan for kinnikuman
Contigency plan for Spyro (Skalanders)
Batman could be a member of the 05 council
Oh, boy! He's lost it; this's getting goofier and goofier.
Ah yes
Vehicular Homicide
How about Jade Chan: Queen of the Shadow Khan.
do solid snake
Maste shifu saw the warrior blossom
Mastering the powers of bodacious and awesome
He lives and he trains with the furious five.
Something something something alive
Can I please see one for Doraemon? I want to know how to handle his gadgets.
I would love if you did a charizard contingency plan
How is facing a charizard all that different from the actual Batman villain, Firefly? A bit more physical might, along with fangs and claws, but otherwise not too different.
@@Babbleplay Did you just seriously compare Firefly to Charizard. The hell is wrong with you. In your own f-ing comment you already had to jump through several hoops to come to that conclusion. By your logic charzard is exactly the same as the human torch and bakugo. Charizard is the same as Firefly, my rear crusty ass hairs he is.
@@Babbleplay your stupid
@@Babbleplay wrong. Firefly is literally nothing like charizard. You even had to jumpn threw several hoops to come to that conclusion. Think before you comment.
@@thecharizardchampion1055
Hoop one : Uses fire.
Hoop 2: Flies.
As I said, the main difference is Charizard is bigger, stronger and has claws and fangs.
I think Po would geek out if he met Batman.
He would immediately produce at least 5 comics, a Batman Adam west era toy.And a DVD set of the Animated series. And then drop to his knees begging for an autograph. Because I would do the same thing
Again please do DESTROYAH from godzilla.
One idea i had was for green lantern to be involved since their constructs are made out of light, which means they cant be effected by destroyahs micro-oxygen.
Terrarian vid maybe?
CONTINGENCY PLAN: ARCHAEON THE EVERCHOSEN
Make a contingency plan for the mummies from the cartoon show Mummies Alive!
There's no Play needed , they only do whatever presley says and presley Keeps them on The correct path after all he is the pharaoh and they are bound By honor law and duty to serve the pharaoh , no matter what
I’d love to see what Batman’s #BatContingencies fir Darth Nihilus from Star Wars Old Republic.😂🤣🤣🤣 How does he deal with a planet eater while protecting against force choke.
Maybe Batman could start by catching Po off guard with a buffet of food laced with tranquilizers and laxatives. Harsh (to Po) but potentially effective with minimal risk.
How about a contingency plan for Yveltal?
Contingency Plan Code: Fight Club
Subject: Tyler Durden
Charizard Contingency plan please
Just extinguish the flame on his tail and he permanently dies
Source: pokemon indigo league
@@davirpgamer1868 Well someone hasn't seen pokemon origins, or the charizard valley episode. You're an idiot
@@davirpgamer1868 your a moron
@@davirpgamer1868 literally not true.
A water type like Inteleon could snipe Charizard right out of the sky. Or a rock type with the move smack down could achieve a similar effect.
could you do lucifer and michael from dc vertigo
Ok and whatcha gonna about the furious 5 that will try to save po
Day 5: Yugi Muto/Yami Yugi
My daughter wants you to do miraculous ladybug and cat noir😂