@@ghetoknight7801 its still sus to me how both Scaramouche and Miko became homicidal, blackmailing, misinformation-spreading, "Ara ara/arara" saying gremlins after 500 years without Ei DESPITE MIKO NOT RAISING HIM EITHER Also yeah Ei kinds failed with her pet and pets are basically training children go figure
@@thatsmyname6805 Venti: why do I hear Lighting outside of the house- Ei:BARBATOS!!! Venti: Fuck 😀 +moments later+ Diluc: why is our house... BURNED!? Venti: I'm sorry master diluc!! +Ei in the corner eating dango Venti made her+
@@HALLES_ARTStraveler: hey venti- why is ur house destroyed and why is ei in a corner....? Jean: WTF HAPPENED HERE?! klee: can i bomb the place? jean: i dont get paid enough for this. **walks away**
“Will you come and read him a story everry night!?!?!” “Im a busy god.” “I-ILL PAY YOU!” “I will be there” 2 broke gods trying to keep a child to sleep
me: EI, what could go wrong is that the shogun stole visions during her rule. {realised that vision was gone}, WHERE THE F... the shogun: sorry, i need to do this for my mom
Funny how Zhongli agreed to help Ei on condition for getting money when he himself can create all the money he requires because he is still a archon in this story.
Either panicked or lean in hard with the "Aunt to wants to perform for the kid". Scaramouche cries, Furina sets up a puppet play with all the razzle dazzle possible. Meanwhile Venti is looking around at the production and says "Look I'm a bard so I respect the entertainment hustle, but HOW did you get a spotlight here on short notice? FOR PUPPETS?!"
@9es3266 that's normal for 2 reasons 1-she is the god of wisdom 2-some people are just naturally more mature then others. Why are there karens when people the same age can be mature and act like a human being?
And that is the beginning of the vision hunt decree and later Wanderer begins to have mommy issues, Congratulations Ei😐, you ruined your baby boy affection, silly electro archon 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
What do you mean by "the beginning of vision hunt decree"? Isn't it started a year ago after we arrived in Teyvat, and not 500 years ago when he was born?
@@crimsonghost4599 yeah I know but the truth is, if Ei was so genius to make the shogun, without thinking the chaos what could happen when the travelers goes to Inazuma, why is the reason we, the travelers have to do the dirty work for saving Inazuma, from Ei's desire to have her longed-for eternity in her Nation. I don't see the reason for all of us to bring hope to Inazuma without retrieving the electro gnosis. Does that seem curious to us?
@@RedConnorWolf What. Shogun was made to resist erosion and to help Ei with ruling the Inazuma. Right? Right. Puppet can make some decisions, but puppet isn't an absolute ruler, as puppet herself said "I am the servant of one that's within". I don't even understand what your comment is about. What did you want to say by it? The comment is just without meaning, why you even mentioned gnosis, when my question was just about when the war started.
@@crimsonghost4599 Hermano, Let me explain it to you. The shogun is a Puppet like you said, "a Puppet" She has no emotions or feelings but she can make decisions (like your Saying) Second of all Ei Made the shogun to resist erosion that part i understand very clear but why is the Reason for first to leave behind her son and making a copy exactly like her and second give the puppet the "responibility" from being the "leader" of inazuma (I Know perfectly the part of "I am the Servant of one that's within" and all that babbling of the shogun) and two more things (If you want to hear it, i'm not mad of you or all the genshin fandom because i like the game too)
@@crimsonghost4599 Number 1 the game is from 2020 (Have been past 3 years since the game was release) and we all genshin players have the inazuma's nation on september 2021 (Version 2.0) like you said before "a year ago" but now on we are in November Endings (In the moment i'm texting) so have past 2 years when the players goes to inazuma.
Kunikuzushi after all this time become to Inazuma with a giant mecha: Hello, people of my mother, i'm the firtst Vessel of Electro archon After that Inazuma never had wars and any problems
Furina: Hello, little one. Witness my shine new role, I will teach you how to play in theater... Murata: He looks so weak. I think we must train his body and make him stronger... Let me take care of this. Tsaritsa: Oh, he is so cute. I give him a job when he grow up. I wanna ceep him all to myself...
You know, I acted like Kuni back when I was a kid That gremlin energy is strong (minus the part he lit Miko's tail on fire) I'm kinda thankful I grew out of it
Zhongli's VA here reminds me of Uncle Iroh... It's making me very emotional, thinking about Zhongli singing that song. Aaaaaa! this was a great comic dub!!
2:40 How is it that Lord Lapis, Morax, Geo Archon, Oldest of the Seven, God of Contracts is incapable of having mora for himself, despite the fact that it literally comes out of him and is literally named after him?
*Furina:* Obviously, you need something to cheer him up. Like this. Neuvillette. *Neuvillette:* Yes, Lady-- [gets hit in the face with pie] *Kunikuzushi:* [laughs with delight] *Ei:* Focalors, you're a life saver! 🥲 *Neuvillette:* ..... *Venti:* Hey. Since when did it started raining so hard outside?
There are *NO* words to describe just how *much* I wished that this was what actually happened 😭 The poor boi didn't deserve any of that suffering, also, the comic and voices are *peak* 🥺✨ Thank you for blessing my day with Baby Kuni
Ei: Can you read him a story every night? Zhongli: Raiden im a busy god. Ei: I'll pay you. Zhongli: I'll be there by 7 PM. Bro will do anything for mora 😂
Venti: BEST Godparent
Morax: BEST Storyteller Grandpa
Nahida: BEST Mom
Ei: Best at making the wrong decisions with children involved
Fr tho
Yes
Real
😂
nahida is more like aunt xd
"How are you guys so experienced?"
"Ganyu is kinda like my niece."
"The aranaras are kinda like kids."
"Dvalin is still my big baby."
Zhongli: and I have a son named xiao
Yeah on the other hand yae to ei is like a sidegrade moreso than a pet (even though I'm 99% sure she gets petted)
@@ghetoknight7801 its still sus to me how both Scaramouche and Miko became homicidal, blackmailing, misinformation-spreading, "Ara ara/arara" saying gremlins after 500 years without Ei DESPITE MIKO NOT RAISING HIM EITHER
Also yeah Ei kinds failed with her pet and pets are basically training children go figure
Callback to when Paimon said "poor baby" about Dvalin lol
@@Scaramouche_012and a wallet named childe
Scaramouche: “Mother how was i born???”
Nahida: “Is complicated”
*you are adopted*
*Ei creator Raiden Shogun*
*Raiden Shogun Create Scaramouche*
Ei: "I mean what could go wrong"
The traveler a few hundred years later: you want the chronological list or the alphabetical list?
"What could go wrong?"
[The Archons will remember this].
SO TRUE
Venti: "I call dibs on his element, he will be Anemo~"
*wanderer actually getting anemo for his vision:*
Ei: BARBATOES YOU SON OF A-
@@nowh_8808 Venti: Ehe~
@@thatsmyname6805
Venti: why do I hear Lighting outside of the house-
Ei:BARBATOS!!!
Venti: Fuck 😀
+moments later+
Diluc: why is our house... BURNED!?
Venti: I'm sorry master diluc!!
+Ei in the corner eating dango Venti made her+
@@HALLES_ARTStraveler: hey venti- why is ur house destroyed and why is ei in a corner....?
Jean: WTF HAPPENED HERE?!
klee: can i bomb the place?
jean: i dont get paid enough for this. **walks away**
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“Will you come and read him a story everry night!?!?!”
“Im a busy god.”
“I-ILL PAY YOU!”
“I will be there”
2 broke gods trying to keep a child to sleep
Bro you literally moking two archon to downhills😂😂😂
@@tadokeinkbones1859they are already deep as in abyss order
That killed me 🤣
I like the way ei uses nahida as her human shield 🤣🤣🤣
Nahida is the god of wisdom after all
So cute.
Archon Shield*
I do the same thing
@@user-eg9wk5bm5c*demon of foolishness.
Ei: I mean what could go wrong 🤷🏻♀️
The rest of Teyvat: everything!
me: EI, what could go wrong is that the shogun stole visions during her rule. {realised that vision was gone}, WHERE THE F...
the shogun: sorry, i need to do this for my mom
“What could go wrong “
Ei 2024
Inazuma, in particular: EVERYTHING!
Yeah, I guess Nahida is the most motherly.
Props to Kelly for making all those baby noises for this, lol.
"Abaaboo"
Well she can read thoughts/emotions so it makes sense
😂
Funny how Zhongli agreed to help Ei on condition for getting money when he himself can create all the money he requires because he is still a archon in this story.
“I forgot to bring my wallet”
Ha
"will you come and read him a story every night?"
"raiden i'm a busy god"
"i will pay you"
*"i will be there by 7pm"* 🤣🤣
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Nahida can big brain her way out of any difficult situation
Thats what the god of wisdom should do... 😅
That's a Goddess of wisdom for you 😂
that's the god of wisdom and cabbages for u
Cabbages?
@@SophieRokos yes.
Whoever voiced Baby Kuni needs a raise. It's adorable (so much so that I forgot he's a gremlin) 🥺
Same, his VA did an *adorable* job 😭💞
Ture
If Furina was here.... She'd be the best archon at making children happy!
(Edit: she is now the human for making children happy.)
Or she'd get panicked ;-;
Nah, Furina would just get panicked fr.. not to mention her ✨SASS ✨
Either panicked or lean in hard with the "Aunt to wants to perform for the kid".
Scaramouche cries, Furina sets up a puppet play with all the razzle dazzle possible.
Meanwhile Venti is looking around at the production and says "Look I'm a bard so I respect the entertainment hustle, but HOW did you get a spotlight here on short notice? FOR PUPPETS?!"
Well..Not best archon since she is not an archon in the first place. But she will def be the best human to make children happy! (After yoimiya)
If you don't mind me say, I'd probably comment the same thing but you comment first
Well, if Scaramouche was created before the Cataclysm, then that Dendro Archon should be Rukkhadevata instead. She still seemed motherly tho.
He was created after the Cataclysm.
The fact that nahida and wanderer almost the same age but nahida is mature than both him and Ei
Ahh yess
@9es3266 that's normal for 2 reasons
1-she is the god of wisdom
2-some people are just naturally more mature then others. Why are there karens when people the same age can be mature and act like a human being?
And that is the story on how Venti claimed Scaramouche
And Nahida too ig lmao
i never knew baby scara could be such a sugar cube. its too adorable for my heart to handle
Ei: "What could go wrong?"
And that's how inazuma archon quest began😭
Ei: I don't want have another one
*Artoria (saber) enters in the chat* : I understand you
**Mordred and Scara allies for fight Ei and Altria**
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong...
Literally everything
Ei had dango for brains, then she ate it and had empty space up there. That has to be the only explanation for this.
Just imagine Ei calling nahida saying hey buer do you want an daughter
Nahida : really Ei
I need this but it’s just the harbingers trying to figure out what to do when Dottore makes Tsaritsa into a child
WE'RE BABYSITTING THE EMPRESS BABY
Everyone “DOTTORE WHAT THE F-- DID YOU DO THIS TIME!?”
Arlecchino, unsheathes her scythe: Finally, some good reason to off this fcker!
And that is the beginning of the vision hunt decree and later Wanderer begins to have mommy issues, Congratulations Ei😐, you ruined your baby boy affection, silly electro archon 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
What do you mean by "the beginning of vision hunt decree"? Isn't it started a year ago after we arrived in Teyvat, and not 500 years ago when he was born?
@@crimsonghost4599 yeah I know but the truth is, if Ei was so genius to make the shogun, without thinking the chaos what could happen when the travelers goes to Inazuma, why is the reason we, the travelers have to do the dirty work for saving Inazuma, from Ei's desire to have her longed-for eternity in her Nation. I don't see the reason for all of us to bring hope to Inazuma without retrieving the electro gnosis. Does that seem curious to us?
@@RedConnorWolf What. Shogun was made to resist erosion and to help Ei with ruling the Inazuma. Right? Right. Puppet can make some decisions, but puppet isn't an absolute ruler, as puppet herself said "I am the servant of one that's within". I don't even understand what your comment is about. What did you want to say by it? The comment is just without meaning, why you even mentioned gnosis, when my question was just about when the war started.
@@crimsonghost4599 Hermano, Let me explain it to you. The shogun is a Puppet like you said, "a Puppet" She has no emotions or feelings but she can make decisions (like your Saying) Second of all Ei Made the shogun to resist erosion that part i understand very clear but why is the Reason for first to leave behind her son and making a copy exactly like her and second give the puppet the "responibility" from being the "leader" of inazuma (I Know perfectly the part of "I am the Servant of one that's within" and all that babbling of the shogun) and two more things (If you want to hear it, i'm not mad of you or all the genshin fandom because i like the game too)
@@crimsonghost4599 Number 1 the game is from 2020 (Have been past 3 years since the game was release) and we all genshin players have the inazuma's nation on september 2021 (Version 2.0) like you said before "a year ago" but now on we are in November Endings (In the moment i'm texting) so have past 2 years when the players goes to inazuma.
Ei: i mean what could go wrong?
The principals in distance: a lot, but do it anyway
Zhongli : I am a busy god
Ei : I will pay you
Zhongli : i will be there by 7 pm 💀
I saw this on Twitter and loved it and the dub just makes it better, baby Kuni has my heartstrings and he can do whatever he wants to them.
I'm glad you like it
**Years later**
Ei: I made a terrible mistake.
Venti: Oh "I made a terrible mistake" that's you.
Ei called Nahida: hey buer by any chance that you want an daughter
Nahida: let me guess everything has gone wrong 😑
Kunikuzushi after all this time become to Inazuma with a giant mecha: Hello, people of my mother, i'm the firtst Vessel of Electro archon
After that Inazuma never had wars and any problems
DBZA Moment???
@@aquajeth4965 YES!!
@@andrewsd.r.7180 Amazing reference!
Zhongli in this comic is just *PERFECTION*
And also yae’s middle finger 😂
Okay so if we are going to be technical nahida is the wanderer s stepmother who took care of him better than his mom and aunt did
That the story how Nahida becoming best mom
Venti can now officially predict the future ( 1:26 )
i mean he _does_ know every song from the past, present, and even future sooo?……
2:37 and that’s how you get Morax folks
Love the way Venti just called it, i bet raiden wanted to kill Venti when he got his vision
If venti was his dad,yk they would work together to pull pranks on rex lapis😂
I mean, what do you expect from a mom who can't cook.
Also i wonder how Furina, Murata and the Tsaritsa would do to little Scara.
Furina: Hello, little one. Witness my shine new role, I will teach you how to play in theater...
Murata: He looks so weak. I think we must train his body and make him stronger... Let me take care of this.
Tsaritsa: Oh, he is so cute. I give him a job when he grow up. I wanna ceep him all to myself...
The Raiden gasp killed me
I just realized but miko when venti calls her a mean old fox she is flipping him of
You know, I acted like Kuni back when I was a kid
That gremlin energy is strong (minus the part he lit Miko's tail on fire)
I'm kinda thankful I grew out of it
You simply didnt have a tail to burn
@@grine0012damn
I keep coming back to this video because of baby Kuni! Gahh, he's so cute!
Thank you for your support, and support the artist as well.
@@BusArrowsStudiosYou're welcome and I did they're really talented! I love your videos, have a nice day.😉👍
Have you… tried investing in a parenthood guide to help you control your child?
3:57 Ei: "Miko, come here, I want to have another baby!"
Ei: What could possibly go wrong?
Scaramoche💀
Zhongli's VA here reminds me of Uncle Iroh... It's making me very emotional, thinking about Zhongli singing that song. Aaaaaa! this was a great comic dub!!
baby wanderer so cute~😊
Uncle Venti
Great Grandpa Zhongli
GodMother Nahida
Soon to be auntie Folacors
2:40 How is it that Lord Lapis, Morax, Geo Archon, Oldest of the Seven, God of Contracts is incapable of having mora for himself, despite the fact that it literally comes out of him and is literally named after him?
No gnosis, i think. It's either that or he forbids himself from such powers as he's supposed to now live as a mortal
Well since this is during Scara's baby years, Zhongli should still have his gnosis.
He has his own private wallet who hails from Snehznaya
@@pyazxpakoda Tar-Tartaglia, lover of Snezhnayan queen~
@@pyazxpakodachilde isn’t even born yet at this stage 😭
Nahida: “and you’ll always have us-“
500+ year old Wanderer: “are you sure abt that.”
Ei: What could go wrong?
*500 years later*
Ei: I see now where it went wrong...
Morax: everything
*Furina:* Obviously, you need something to cheer him up. Like this. Neuvillette.
*Neuvillette:* Yes, Lady-- [gets hit in the face with pie]
*Kunikuzushi:* [laughs with delight]
*Ei:* Focalors, you're a life saver! 🥲
*Neuvillette:* .....
*Venti:* Hey. Since when did it started raining so hard outside?
That baby looks like Raikou from Fate/Grand Order! 3:49
Ei: I'll pay you
Morax: I make Mora
This Zhongli gives me serious Uncle Iroh vibes and I’m loving it.
3:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
1:26 “Barbra-toast” 😭
There are *NO* words to describe just how *much* I wished that this was what actually happened 😭 The poor boi didn't deserve any of that suffering, also, the comic and voices are *peak* 🥺✨ Thank you for blessing my day with Baby Kuni
Thanks for the support
@@BusArrowsStudios Anytime ^^ 💞 You guys deserve it
I never knew I needed such a big Raiden Gasp 😂😂😂
The only other time ive heard scara called kuni was in a nsfw chiscara fan fic series so it felt weird hearing nahida call him that
1:31
Oh barbatoes you are amazing
Ei: Can you read him a story every night?
Zhongli: Raiden im a busy god.
Ei: I'll pay you.
Zhongli: I'll be there by 7 PM.
Bro will do anything for mora 😂
Ei: I mean, what could go wrong?
Me: Tyranic woman stealing all visions and provoking a war
2:33 good daddy^^
Corruption: no wonder we got no child in inazuma?
Cannon
Ei leaving the shoguj traumatizing her nation so that ei would block herself from everyone
The way nahida is just as tall us the child 😭
1:20 Not Yae Miko giving the middle finger😂😂😂
2:45 nah literally me with anything
Yae to raiden after marriage: "this is why i dont want kids"
NOT THE WAY RAIDEN CALLED ZHONGLI MORAX SENPAI💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ei was 2-0 on children who are capable of functioning in society before we came😅😅😅
Glad to have edited this.
ah yes zhongli going "i will be there by 7 pm" when he hears money is involved
Shogum raiden:haaaaa
Ei: t_t buer please
Nahida:no
hey! this time ei figth with her for 500 years.
Nahida to Kuni: Mama loves you so much
Ei: *gives Kuni away*
"no threat nor woe for the EGO archon" 🤣
Zhongli would do everything for mora😂
What went wrong in my childhood that I teared up when Nahida said ,,Mama loves you so much"? 🥲
Raiden: oh “Barbatoes”
Lol 😆
Venti its the best babysitter ever change my mind- i mean change my opinion 😎👍
zhongli noone wants to hear your boring story 🙏💯😞
Lil bro got so bored he fell asleep💀
Ei - ill pay you
Zhongli - ill be there by 7 p.m.
Wow 😂 who would've Thought 😂😂😂
And then everything went wrong once she made the shogun.
Raiden ei: i mean what could go wrong?😄 also raiden shogun:
I love wanderer as a baby small little Kunikuzushi
Ei please stop making another heir
I Will pay you
I Will be there at 7pm that got me dying
Pfft.. Yae miko being a fox and Kuni being a menace is funny to me
Zhonglie sounded like Uncle Iroh from ATLA at the beginning
Morax sounds like a npc Lmao 😂
Did anybody see that during Morax's story, it said ego archon instead of geo archon? I can't be the only one.
I almost fell asleep when Morax told a story about the Archon War, but I have one question; WHERE THE HELL IS VENTI'S HAT?!
No ones talking about 2:17 where the misspell "Ego" Archon
What if nahida adopted kunikuzushi in baby age
He'd have much less mental issues
Pinocchio Gandhi
-Raiden I’m a busy god
-I will pay you!
-I will be there in 7 pm.
😂
“Morax-senpai”💀💀
And thats how he's with me
-Nahida
Funny Question
Can Raiden make baby food?
If she can't cook
Bought food
omg 4:11
Poor Yae Miko😂