@@GM.Nobody Maybe they against cause it would bring up Morax's death (Maybe it the taboo of death in china, but I don't think that the case though) but it is werid that Morax doesn't have anything in Liyue that shows him in any form especially when He is such a important to their history and people
Not really, both Zhong Li and Venti made names for themselves as their alter ego. Venti is a famous bard and Zhong Li asides from being a funeral consultant is also famous for being an expert in a lot of different things (History/Geology and an expert in appraisal) them having an audience with a ruler of a nation wouldn't be too much of a surprise.
Some people know what the shogun looks like but not everyone judging by her "hello" voiceline mentions not letting commoners know her exalted status. So she could get away with it especially out of inazuma. Also some samurai didn't notice ayaka who almost everyone knows so it's not too far fetched
@@gabrielaarons6102 they are all servents and these archons are so entitled to themselves in a weird way just like the kid who only talks to selective people
@@gabrielaarons6102 huh??they clearly serve the archon under a contract. The yakshas seek violence in the name of order for morax. His voiceline abt ganyu says it all
It's entirely possible that Venti has more money on hand than Zhongli does lol. Zhongli might get a bigger, more consistent salary but he spends it all immediately and only gets it every once in a while, so...
@@dilucragnvindr5368 nope, baal is different with raiden shogun (puppet). Baal (Makoto) is Original Archon before Beelzebul (Ei),she is her twin and she already die
When archon wanna pay the bill: Zhongli: "call childe and fatui gang" EI: "Call Sara and tneryou commision" Venti: "y'all have a walking wallet?, Fck this sh*t imma out"
Archons when you ask them to pay: Venti: Where is my lyre? Zhongli: Where is Childe? Baal: Where are my servants? Kusanali: Where are my notes? Hydro Archon: Where is my Tribunal? Murata: Where are my guards? Tsaritsa: Where are my Fatui?
@@maryamkhan2712 And this is the reason why I still call the Electro Archon Raiden for people who haven't finished the quest yet because it's been like what, just 3 days? Not everyone speedruns.
@@maryamkhan2712 Is not really a spoiler since the story changed. Zhongli told us about Baal but after some updates what he says changed. I'm not sure of what he said but he no longer says that Baal is the Archon
Zhongli: yoo Ei, is this ur bath water? Venti: can we swim there? Baal: ... *Zhongli & Venti proceed to swim* Baal: the eternity of mondstadt and liyue is mine now
Zhongli: Why do you hate the Fatui so much? Venti: Because one of their harbingers stole my jewellery. Ei: Hmm. Describe them. Venti: White hair. Uses Ice. Mega Bitch Ei: I believe I may have killed someone matching that description recently. Venti: But she was my kill! Zhongli: I'm starting to understand with the Tsarista doesn't hang out with us anymore.
Also venti : and also not to mention , she humiliates me as well as kick me in the gut!! " As he slowly throwback to memory , and slowly crying , start chugging wine"
Funny but kinda out of character. Venti doesn't seem to care much about his gnosis(i mean tbf he was kind of forced/pressured into the position of archon and doesn't seem to be the biggest fan of celestia).
Venti and Geodude : "Is this your bath water?" Swims* Me : "Oh, oh there they goes. Yep what did you expect? Okay we need another Rite of Parting here."
It's rather wholesome to imagine these three being comfortable enough to go on an outing. If only there was a way that somehow, when Genshin Impact reaches its conclusion, we could have all seven Archons gather together, having fun (and not paying for anything)
why do i feel like when they have this meet-up hangout event that's special to all 7 of them only in it, It's just a grandparents/old people meet up like "I haven't seen you in a while --------- since the destruction of k-"
Reactons you get, when you ask archons about mora: Venti: "Ehe! Let me play you another tune!" Zhongli: "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory" Ei: "Mora? I just say what I want and they get it for me; isn't that normal?" Dendro archon: "You know, the word Mora is a reference from Morax, the geo archon, in which is... (bla bla bla) Murata: "...didn't you guys wanted to know what happened in kaenriah?" Hydro archon: "I wanted the same amount of mora for every archon, since this is the only fair way we can be treated equally. People shouldn't adore us for having mora." Tsaritsa: "Lol, Fatui go brrrrrr"
Sumeru's Archon:Mora?What it is?In Sumeru we exchange knowledge for food and other stuffs Traveller:Another one🤦♂️ Paimon:Well at least we can say He's Rich in his own Nation😅
Dang cuz,i think Barbara,Keqing and Sara Kujou must be establishing friendship over nations after the 3 of them seeing their Archons hanging out with each other
@@NihiiYT well,Venti should be called more like "Barbecue Sauce" or "Barbatoes" instead of "Barbatos" since his personality name is kinda funny to me😂🤣
@@NihiiYT i'm just saying though and meanwhile Zhongli's roast name for Rex Lapis is "T Rex" or "Tyrannosaurus Rex" known as a term for a dinosaur,then the Raiden Shogun Baal's roast name is "Ball",i'm just saying because this is a mere joke
spoiler of story: yae said at the end whe we ask where do we go next, she said sumeru, the nation that uses knowledge as currency (lol) so the god prob doesnt have mora
I mean Raiden isn’t broke- chronologically she’s rich. She can ask someone just to give her money. She just doesn’t need mora because of how well she lives.
At least Venti can earn money via concert if he tone down his alcoholism and zhongli currently works at a Wangshun Funerary so they are not totally broke
Ok tbf we don't know if the archons had anything to do with the fall of khaenri'ah. It said the gods destroyed khaenri'ah, there were more gods than just the 7 at that time.
I mean, this is kinda cute. In a way. I mean, the archons.. hanging out, just like how normal humans would, having fun. Someone please draw three of them together smiling genuinely. I know it's not canon and it's near impossible to happen, but please.
We need some sort of quest that gets added every time you meet a new archon in which you organize a meeting for the current archons so they hang out, I want to see how they'd interact with each other
To be fair, being the Shogun and all, Baal could have asked one of the Comissions to bring in the Mora. ... The problem is they are way over at Inazuma.
Zhongli: "Ay yes Mora... the bard can cover it." Venti: "Wha... eh, do you take the song of a travelling bard as payment?" Baal: "You're saying this bartender won't just give me the drink without paying?"
Fun fact: the reason why zhongli didn’t have a statue is the Chinese belief that statues are made for the dead. If liyue build it for him while he still alive, it will be considered as a damnation.
How the Archons would respond to the question "Can you pay?" Venti: Ehe. How about I play song instead? Zhongli: Mora... yes... let me just get someone really quickly... *doots on random phone* Childe. Yes. It's me. Yep. Ei: Let me just get one of my Commissioners to settle this. Kusanali: Knowledge is more important than money, silly Traveller! Mora does come from the God of Geo, Morax, who 6000 years ago... (tries to distract you until you forget) Hydro Archon: Justice will always play its part in the end. (owes everyone, like, 5 mora each. Super low per person, but that's a lot of people) Murata: Well, uh, I kinda spent it all on making weapons... ehehehe...? Sorry? (Too distracted fighting and making weapons) The Tsaritsa: Well, the Fatui usually handle the finances for me. Besides, what would I need mora for? *pets dog* Yes, you are a good boy. (Spends it on literally anything but the actually important stuff. Except the Fatui and dogs, they're the only ones that truly matter) Sustainer: ... What? (bruh, I have no need to explain this)
I feel like this three is like a trio in a anime venti being the funny one zhongli being calm one And Baal as the one being done with their bullsh*t XD
Off-topic, but I’ve noticed that all the wind gliders you get from max reputation has the same color palette as the archons. So when Sumeru comes out, I believe we will get a green wind glider
Venti: i can sit on my statue ehe
Ei: jokes on you i cant even sit on mine.
Zhongli: wait you guys have statues?
Also Zhongli : *proceed to make big PP on statue.
I'm still surprised they didn't add a statue of his Exuvia from as a memorial for Morax in Liyue
@@jordancherepanov8557 probably Keqing was against it
@@GM.Nobody little do they know keqing now simps for zhongli
@@GM.Nobody Maybe they against cause it would bring up Morax's death (Maybe it the taboo of death in china, but I don't think that the case though) but it is werid that Morax doesn't have anything in Liyue that shows him in any form especially when He is such a important to their history and people
Imagine how weird it would be for the averave citizen you see some funeral consultant and bard casually hanging out with a literal god
Not really, both Zhong Li and Venti made names for themselves as their alter ego.
Venti is a famous bard and Zhong Li asides from being a funeral consultant is also famous for being an expert in a lot of different things (History/Geology and an expert in appraisal)
them having an audience with a ruler of a nation wouldn't be too much of a surprise.
@@darkky65
i don't think raiden will need zhongli's assistance because she was kind enough to take care of signora's cremation herself
Some people know what the shogun looks like but not everyone judging by her "hello" voiceline mentions not letting commoners know her exalted status. So she could get away with it especially out of inazuma. Also some samurai didn't notice ayaka who almost everyone knows so it's not too far fetched
@@MARUSHI-YT Hu Tao didn't approve what Raiden Shogun did to Signora.
@@neri1220 Wasn’t Hu Tao the one who said cremation is easier?
Zhongli: I’ll asked the fatui.
Venti: *Remebers what signora did to him* Uh
Raiden: *Remebers what she did to signora* Uh.
Spoilers:
You mean what her puppet did to Signora
@@jamesnishimura5623 yeah more like puppet, she wasn't in control of the body
It’s *I’ve asked the fatui* for you to correct it
@@jamesnishimura5623 thanks for putting spoiler warning, sadly i have already been spoiled and it has been rubbed on my face
@@umaruChip same, who are those who Share the same memories
Zhongli: "You know how many Gods I killed?"
Baal: "Uh.."
Venti: "Oh Sht"
also Zhongli: "all my friends are dead"
Baal and Venti: "LET'S FUCKING GO!"
@@wesker9267 Mountain Shaper, Moon Carver, Cloud Retainer, Xiao, Madame Ping, and Ganyu: "Are we a joke to you??"
@@gabrielaarons6102 they are all servents and these archons are so entitled to themselves in a weird way just like the kid who only talks to selective people
@@Sky-AMC The Adepti don't serve Zhongli. They are his friends.
@@gabrielaarons6102 huh??they clearly serve the archon under a contract. The yakshas seek violence in the name of order for morax. His voiceline abt ganyu says it all
Venti: I have a pet dragon
Zhongli: I also have a pet dragon
Raiden: *I have a puppet of me*
Raiden has a fox
@@neri1220 And with that, she instantly wins
@Firestorm895 more like he has 2 wallets hu tao and childe
Wait no Zhongli is the dragon lol
Ei: I have a disowned son, a fox, a puppet, multiple statues of me, wings, and 50 other hands.
About the Archons:
Mondstadt: "we have an archon?"
Inazuma: "she had a sister?"
Liyue: "it's so sad that Rex Lapis died of ligma"
What is ligma?
@@Sigmatica ligma b-
@@puannurrizqia8291 BALLS
who the hell is Rex Lapis?!
@@crusty_ The Geo Archon
zhongli: arent you like, broke?
venti: says zhongli
"Morax... You're the last Archon to say words like that"
Zhnogli aint broke he just forgets to carry it.
It's entirely possible that Venti has more money on hand than Zhongli does lol.
Zhongli might get a bigger, more consistent salary but he spends it all immediately and only gets it every once in a while, so...
@@nothingnew8292 +1 He forgot to bring chil- I meant his wallet
@@ES21007 isn’t Venti the same thing minus the consistent salary?
Venti: can we swim?
zhongli: let's try!
Baal: Fools
Ei: * nervous noises * "please don't drown!"
Ei: Foolishness, fellow archons
@@Sleepysoul69 that doesn't sound like Ei... maybe you confused her with Raiden Shogun
@@crusty_ yeah the raiden shogun aka baal is like a badass character and ei is the one which appears in genshin memes
@@dilucragnvindr5368 nope, baal is different with raiden shogun (puppet). Baal (Makoto) is Original Archon before Beelzebul (Ei),she is her twin and she already die
When archon wanna pay the bill:
Zhongli: "call childe and fatui gang"
EI: "Call Sara and tneryou commision"
Venti: "y'all have a walking wallet?, Fck this sh*t imma out"
Then venti somehow calls traveller....
Venti: y'all only have a walking wallet? I have the traveller and he's rich (we have millions of Mora in the main story, almost 20 million)
Venti :" let me perform for a week, hehe!"
Venti: aight where the fuck is traveler when you need 'em
Venti: why isn't anyone answering.
Zhongli (to Venti): Aren't you like broke?
You're all broke
3 archon: goes broke
Traveler's wallet: here we go again...
Childe's wallet:My time has come
Ei's commissions: *im the wallet*
l ei literally pays half of the cost when making our weapons.. she is our sugar mama
@Genshin Impаct 🅥 What?
I have like 9 mora on my main and 389k on my alt (main is ar 39 and alt is 26 lolol
Venti: * become barbatos *
Venti: * goes to church *
Venti: im Barbatos give me money ples
Venti: * Proceed to steal church donation money *
we'll
technically
it is hhis money
a bit
rest goes to some funds if mond has any
I mean the guy above me has a point
@@vrnshrma tbh yeah its ventis mora lmao bcse they donated more for him
Archons when you ask them to pay:
Venti: Where is my lyre?
Zhongli: Where is Childe?
Baal: Where are my servants?
Kusanali: Where are my notes?
Hydro Archon: Where is my Tribunal?
Murata: Where are my guards?
Tsaritsa: Where are my Fatui?
Just correcting you about the Shogun. Her name is actually Ei/Beelzebul, Baal was her sister
@@kaijufl just FYI beelzebul is another name for Satan
@UC4Rh3TU8YE33uDms_4gZuxA fuck u could have put a spoiler warning
@@maryamkhan2712 And this is the reason why I still call the Electro Archon Raiden for people who haven't finished the quest yet because it's been like what, just 3 days? Not everyone speedruns.
@@maryamkhan2712 Is not really a spoiler since the story changed. Zhongli told us about Baal but after some updates what he says changed. I'm not sure of what he said but he no longer says that Baal is the Archon
The Three Archons: *Broke*
The Traveler and Childe: *The Wallets*
Zhongli and Baal be like: "we have no mora"
Venti: "let me handle this"
*Proceed to play Ibu Kita Kartini intro with harp
so I'm not the only one who think so 😭
Hello, fellow indonesian 🤗
@@putribarens6336 Well hello folks! I dunno why but the tune is there haha 😂
@@iqbalfebri4082 right? I even thought he would play a full song lol
@@putribarens6336 if only haha
SEE I KNOW I RECOGNIZED THAT MELODY LMAO
Zhongli: yoo Ei, is this ur bath water?
Venti: can we swim there?
Baal: ...
*Zhongli & Venti proceed to swim*
Baal: the eternity of mondstadt and liyue is mine now
Bro fire pfp we matching on my other account
HAHAHAHHA
Ei: ........no, it's worse than that
Zhongli not even 1 min later: *drowns in said bath water*
Bunch of simps not gonna lie
Looking forward to the next archon for full team lmao
Ei is my first archon 😓 i need to full team toowtf
@Mellow hehee goodluck on the banners
Wait that would kinda work raiden as your main DPS, venti support, zhongli shielder and burst leta hope the dendro archon has some healing priperties
Can´t wait to see all the memes and fanart when we get all the archons as well
@@Nico-xf5cw raiden main role is sub dps
Zhongli: Why do you hate the Fatui so much?
Venti: Because one of their harbingers stole my jewellery.
Ei: Hmm. Describe them.
Venti: White hair. Uses Ice. Mega Bitch
Ei: I believe I may have killed someone matching that description recently.
Venti: But she was my kill!
Zhongli: I'm starting to understand with the Tsarista doesn't hang out with us anymore.
Mega bitch- AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
Lmao jewelry… the mental image of signora pulling up on venti and straight up mugging him has me dying
why do you the Fatui 😳😳
Also venti : and also not to mention , she humiliates me as well as kick me in the gut!! " As he slowly throwback to memory , and slowly crying , start chugging wine"
Funny but kinda out of character. Venti doesn't seem to care much about his gnosis(i mean tbf he was kind of forced/pressured into the position of archon and doesn't seem to be the biggest fan of celestia).
Venti : " I have a pet dragon" ehe
Raiden : " I don't have a dragon "
Zhongli : " I am the dragon "
Venti: I can sit on my statue!
Baal: Really?! I can't sit on mine!
Zhongli: *wait, you guys have statues...?*
Baal and Venti *laugh at Zhongli cuz he doesn't have a statue*
Zhongli: *Laughs back at them cuz people put Zhongli's pillar on their statue*
Venti be like : damn.... can't you make it bigger ?
Now we know that only Venti have a statue of himself
Venti Dosen't need money, the fee for his music is alcohol and food
He pay diluc with his body. That's why diluc doesn't simp for jean. He is a man with priorities.
@@defaultmania3407 wow man
@@defaultmania3407 too much ar34
@•Yoimiyaka• You will suffer the wrath of the rocks.
@@defaultmania3407 alright give me the sauce or tags i need it for my science research🤲
Alternate title: "The Archons in a nutshell and they are broke like a joke."
Lmao
That was smooth btw.
Venti just running around in 0:41 just feels so in-character for him hahahaha
Venti and Geodude : "Is this your bath water?"
Swims*
Me : "Oh, oh there they goes. Yep what did you expect? Okay we need another Rite of Parting here."
Everybody gangsta until Venti summon dvalin
Ive seen you in the flexin baal video lol
By LELYAY
What if Zhongli summons Azdaha .. and Baal Revives that serpent she killed
@@harshanand4719 Ei with the Yae Miko she's the Nine Tail Fox
@@harshanand4719 nope, baal is going to create another 'musoujin gorge'
It's rather wholesome to imagine these three being comfortable enough to go on an outing. If only there was a way that somehow, when Genshin Impact reaches its conclusion, we could have all seven Archons gather together, having fun (and not paying for anything)
I think all of them are gonna come together. But probably to fight celestia or something instead of hanging out
They're retired after all hahaha
why do i feel like when they have this meet-up hangout event that's special to all 7 of them only in it, It's just a grandparents/old people meet up like "I haven't seen you in a while --------- since the destruction of k-"
@@AetherArson Ei: Say that word again and I shall inlay you upon mu fucking statue.
@@AetherArson Reminds of a certain meeting in a certain anime
Reactons you get, when you ask archons about mora:
Venti: "Ehe! Let me play you another tune!"
Zhongli: "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory"
Ei: "Mora? I just say what I want and they get it for me; isn't that normal?"
Dendro archon: "You know, the word Mora is a reference from Morax, the geo archon, in which is... (bla bla bla)
Murata: "...didn't you guys wanted to know what happened in kaenriah?"
Hydro archon: "I wanted the same amount of mora for every archon, since this is the only fair way we can be treated equally. People shouldn't adore us for having mora."
Tsaritsa: "Lol, Fatui go brrrrrr"
??? I mean it is funny but , what the ....
Murata will probably beat up some random dude for mora, or challenge the shopkeeper to a duel so she doesn't have to pay.
That accurate as fuck!
How do you know them thzt well ? XD
Tsaritsa also remembers one of her harbingers owns a bank (and a toy making company ig)
I didn’t realise Venti flies That high. I love him sm, he’s a must have in travels.
Ikr. Also, if you have Venti and Zhongli you can go even higher. You first use Zhongli's E skill, climb it and then use Venti's skill :D
@@Project32HMT32 I have Albedo, so I use him lol. Geo elevator + anemo elevator.
LMAO " He dodged the question " 🤣 ! This was fun. Poor Zhongli without the statue, well i think its in the mora house isn't it 😂
Zhongli: i forgot to bring mora
Venti: i don't have any mora
Baal: surely i won't need mora
*ei
Epik adventure fail
Sumeru's Archon:Mora?What it is?In Sumeru we exchange knowledge for food and other stuffs
Traveller:Another one🤦♂️
Paimon:Well at least we can say He's Rich in his own Nation😅
Ah in Sumeru we solve maths problem to pay for our food. If can't do maths you starve!
i litterly wass thinkin about this XD
But it says it's worldwide and everyone knows it soooo
Omg i just remember Yae literally say knowledge is a treated as resource in Sumeru, can’t wait for of “no-mora-gods” team after Sumeru release meme 🤣
Mhmm sumeru archon is a female
Zhong Li: Forgets to bring Mora and Childe
Ei: Clueless boomer
Venti: **TO BROKE TO HAVE MORA**
1:43 no one literally no one "you get a big pee pee"
I laughed so hard when Raiden shogun said: "Mora...is that some kind of dessert?"🤣
Dang cuz,i think Barbara,Keqing and Sara Kujou must be establishing friendship over nations after the 3 of them seeing their Archons hanging out with each other
@I care Stop spamming
Hmm.. I'd think more Jean instead cause she knows that Venti is Barbatos
@@NihiiYT well,Venti should be called more like "Barbecue Sauce" or "Barbatoes" instead of "Barbatos" since his personality name is kinda funny to me😂🤣
@@NihiiYT i'm just saying though and meanwhile Zhongli's roast name for Rex Lapis is "T Rex" or "Tyrannosaurus Rex" known as a term for a dinosaur,then the Raiden Shogun Baal's roast name is "Ball",i'm just saying because this is a mere joke
@@GranderyModderz what about barbietoes
I'm tearing up a little seeing them just relax and hanging out together :')
Lsst time it happened it was 500 years ago
*I hope the dendro archon will continue the legacy and be broke and "hate" Venti like them*
Venti: drunk bard
Zhongli: broke old man
Ei: Bobba dictator
Dendro archon: vegan Academy teacher
@@schwerterwithblanket5106 *V E G A N*
spoiler of story:
yae said at the end whe we ask where do we go next, she said sumeru, the nation that uses knowledge as currency (lol) so the god prob doesnt have mora
I see you everywhere I'm so genuinely scared and confused
@@schwerterwithblanket5106 found you again
Tbh, I think Venti is the only Archon who could actually earn mora or apples idk what people give him
1:45 All we needed was a wild geo Traveler to show up and use charged talent twice
Damn, i thought ei was gonna say
"Mora is temporary, I am Eternal!"
I mean Raiden isn’t broke- chronologically she’s rich. She can ask someone just to give her money. She just doesn’t need mora because of how well she lives.
At least Venti can earn money via concert if he tone down his alcoholism and zhongli currently works at a Wangshun Funerary so they are not totally broke
Only in her nation, you think she gets them for free when she ask someone outside of her nation?
@@meidyot1672 mhm
@@andytorres6052 true but as stubborn as she can be she can send mora through nations
@@andytorres6052 I mean she can ask for mora before going to other nations
Ei: isn’t the wings with vision on my statue cute moraxx?
Venti:But don’t I also have tha-
2:06: I thought the bird was a deranged hilichurl in the water at first XDDD
So nobody's going to talk about how Venti was playing the first few notes of Ibu Kita Kartini?
Mihoyo should make this idea a real event. LOL!
Maybe.... after minimum 4 arcon appears
@@r.andikakartapradja1171 we only need 7 archon,4 is not enough
Venti is going to inazuma i wonder if he will meet Ei and Yae and traveler will tell venti about dain
Archons being massive dorks will be a ongoing running joke.
Venti: CC and debuff
Morax: Shield and meteor spam
Baal: Infinite Energy and Electro Albedo
Also Raiden:
Support by killling enemies for your DPS.
@@reizshfelonia6471 Sadly she doesn't have 3 weapons, an earth shattering orb ult, and is not a precious birb XD
2:09
Ei: Out here living my best life
Traveler: EI, BARBADOS AND MORAX ARE DROWNING!!
Ei: not my problem
Venti: don't worry I'll pay!
*("THERE WAS ONCE A SOLDER WHO CARRIED A MIGHTY SWORD! OH LAE LAI OH LORD")*
When 7 archons decide to hangout together.
*Khaenri'ah* : I DISLIKE IT
No, don't let them hangout together, or else Traveler's wallet is bound to suffer seven-fold.
Khaenri'ahns need to learn how to not lose, next time. :P
@@yamihades8608 just bring Childe too
Ok tbf we don't know if the archons had anything to do with the fall of khaenri'ah. It said the gods destroyed khaenri'ah, there were more gods than just the 7 at that time.
@@gnw_AstA They killed at least one Archon so far though
Venti: played Ibu Kita Kartini to let them get drinks for free
unrelated but your profile picture will haunt me
RIGHT i was like "have i heard this song before..?" turns out it was ibu kita kartini 😔
stan men who respects women
@@ThoseFerrets The tune Venti played sounds like the tune one will play when singing "Ibu Kita Kartini."
@@ThoseFerrets ffs you made me look, now we suffer together
Imagine Zhongli, geo archon of earth, rock stones minerals (you name it), don't have his own stone statue
*KEKW*
Ing
1:03 epik parkour moment
That ost, minute 1:30 sonic unleashed, come on, that's gold
Zhongli and Venti: Yo, is this your bathwater? Can we swim in there?
*proceeds to jump in*
Ei: *Foolish question*
Aether: *CANNONBALL*
@@knightofwisdom8851 LMAO
0:58 Venti went from "ehe" to "hee hee" for a second there
I mean, this is kinda cute. In a way. I mean, the archons.. hanging out, just like how normal humans would, having fun. Someone please draw three of them together smiling genuinely. I know it's not canon and it's near impossible to happen, but please.
I found some arts of them cuddling in twitter, they loved the idea as much as you do.
Venti: "Let me talk to the owner"
And then he struck a deal to just play Kartini on harp...for some reason
Lmao Zhongli doing that to Ei's statue was pretty funny idk why
Drinks are free when you play "Ibu Kita Kartini" on the countertop
wkwk baru sadar
Lmaooo
Njir baru sadar
2:17 electro archon is responsible of death of two beloved archons from nearby nations
The momment Zhongli step into statue, i already know what will he do
Same
Funny how Ei can die of the excess electric power on that ravine, that she herself made by slashing the Snake's head.
Zhongli & Venti: ei can we swim there?
Ei: sure I don't mind seeing u guys dying in there
We need some sort of quest that gets added every time you meet a new archon in which you organize a meeting for the current archons so they hang out, I want to see how they'd interact with each other
No one:
Baal:what is mora,is it some kind of…dessert-?
Morax and Barbatos: **swimming on Baal's bath**
Baal: Pathetic
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Venti and zhongli: *dying in baal’s bath water*
Baal: *checking the bird’s vision / checking if the bird has a vision*
Cut to Diluc having balls big enough to chase three gods out of his bar with a broom.
He is just that guy
"God or not, no one drinks for free at my bar"- diluc probably
1:06
Omg the nostalgia
1:14 Ei after doing this: "WAAAAHHHHH!!! Sara, my kimono teared!! WUAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
*tore
@@JohnnyZX81 *RIP English
Zhongli: did you guys bring mora
Raiden: no, I get what I want
Venti: more...
Diluc: *"TIME FOR RETRIBUTION"*
Raiden is equipped with the Deathmatch polearm because of the constant buff arrow effects pointing upward.
0:05
Honestly thought Ei would say, "Can't you literally MAKE mora?? How are you broke???"
Lol I didn't think about that 🤣
And when you and your buddies from college meet in a reunion, this is what happens.
Ps: The thing about mora and raiden chasing zhongli made me laugh.
it would be cool if they extended the player limit that way when all the gods are playable we can have them all hang out
Everyone : sit
Raiden: *buff emaneting from her* siting agressively...
i could see zhong li and ei being venti's parents ngl
When Zhong Li put a "pillar" on Ei's statue in the right place lol
Ei: Morax, isn't my statue greater than Barbatos'?
Venti: Ehe
Zhongli: Hm....something is missing....
Ei: Morax?
Zhongli: *puts a pillar on the statue's wee-wee*
Zhongli: Ah, perfect.
Venti: PFTTTT
Ei: ....
Zhongli: Your statue looks fascinating.
Ei: *I will have order.*
Zhongli: 🏃🏃🏃💨
Venti: **WHEEZES** ...wait, what?
To be fair, being the Shogun and all, Baal could have asked one of the Comissions to bring in the Mora.
...
The problem is they are way over at Inazuma.
Zhongli: "Ay yes Mora... the bard can cover it."
Venti: "Wha... eh, do you take the song of a travelling bard as payment?"
Baal: "You're saying this bartender won't just give me the drink without paying?"
1:58 got me so offguard when venti made the dive animation i just died
Raiden just hanging out with a bird while Xhongli and Venti slowly die in the water 😭
Actually Baal has money.
Her treasure chest line is: take it, I don't need it
the way venti plays "ibu kita kartini" 😩❤️
The only thing I have in common with the archons: *being broke*
Zhongli:you know how many gods I killed
Zhongli:counting in his brain
Fun fact: the reason why zhongli didn’t have a statue is the Chinese belief that statues are made for the dead. If liyue build it for him while he still alive, it will be considered as a damnation.
I can't wait to see the 7 archons together hanging around.
How the Archons would respond to the question "Can you pay?"
Venti: Ehe. How about I play song instead?
Zhongli: Mora... yes... let me just get someone really quickly... *doots on random phone* Childe. Yes. It's me. Yep.
Ei: Let me just get one of my Commissioners to settle this.
Kusanali: Knowledge is more important than money, silly Traveller! Mora does come from the God of Geo, Morax, who 6000 years ago... (tries to distract you until you forget)
Hydro Archon: Justice will always play its part in the end. (owes everyone, like, 5 mora each. Super low per person, but that's a lot of people)
Murata: Well, uh, I kinda spent it all on making weapons... ehehehe...? Sorry? (Too distracted fighting and making weapons)
The Tsaritsa: Well, the Fatui usually handle the finances for me. Besides, what would I need mora for? *pets dog* Yes, you are a good boy. (Spends it on literally anything but the actually important stuff. Except the Fatui and dogs, they're the only ones that truly matter)
Sustainer: ... What? (bruh, I have no need to explain this)
Baal: It's so sad that Signora had to die of ligma...
Zhongli: Who's Signora?
Venti: Ligma Baals
I feel like this three is like a trio in a anime venti being the funny one zhongli being calm one
And Baal as the one being done with their bullsh*t XD
Zhongli and Venti: *jump in water*
Raiden: *Sighs*... *Men.*
0:20 only indonesians are able to understand this music
Tapi itu music luar negeri,lebih tepatnya lagu kristen, terus diapdatasi di indo😪
@@Amurta-PiRiMa ehhh itu lagu ibu kita Kartini -_-
Off-topic, but I’ve noticed that all the wind gliders you get from max reputation has the same color palette as the archons. So when Sumeru comes out, I believe we will get a green wind glider
I love how motivated Ei is the entire time 😂
venti:*plays a tune*
hold up is the song- ibu kita- kartini
I imagined zhongli and raiden saying "yeah this is your nation, you pay"