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  • Same stuff... Everyday! Whether you're on Radiator Ranch, the King Ranch, or somewhere in Montana, cowboys have their own way of talking. It's almost a language in itself! Thanks for watching, comment with your cliche cowboy sayings!
    Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! We all know that one guy who's always playin. You find yourself wondering every time he opens his mouth if its a serious story or another joke. You think to yourself, "You play too much! But it is funny. And you're good looking. And I want to name my kid after you. And you're a legend. And I want you to kiss my wife on the mouth!" Well that guy is me! Sometimes when I open my mouth, I don't even know if what I'm about to say is credible, so I can't imagine how you feel! However, if it isn't true, it otta be! Thanks again for joining! Don't forget to subscribe and also check out some of his amigos below!!
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  • @goprocowgirl6446
    @goprocowgirl6446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The guy at the gate is always hated by the person on the horse or with the stick. Always

    • @Blue_Bandit20
      @Blue_Bandit20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      damn then i’ve gotta get a better life cause i’m always at the gate yelling shit
      😂

  • @matthewmabry7821
    @matthewmabry7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Turn on a nickel and give you some change, ol son

    • @vibecheck4623
      @vibecheck4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liamthegreat2133
      @liamthegreat2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ol'son

    • @katherinepoletto7875
      @katherinepoletto7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hes about the best bucker that i'd ever seen.--beg pardon bcz i was pretty small, Was that the Strawberry Roan ?.Gosh that and Utah's .blanket,wld have me crying All Darn Day.

  • @ildairyfarmer2436
    @ildairyfarmer2436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Lmfao at the guy at the sort gate... when you're working cows you can't give instructions fast enough and it just comes out as gibberish, and the wife is clueless 😂😂

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IL Dairy Farmer my favorite story concerning cows and ranch wives. The ranch next us... the cows got loose and the wife was trailing them on foot when they turned and started chase her. She was hollering for her husband to rope them. He in turn told her to run faster. They were so cute together.

    • @reedbaize4493
      @reedbaize4493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’ve had two divorces caused by working cattle.

    • @magnessfarmswildlife
      @magnessfarmswildlife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or when your brothers won’t latch it when your inseminating and you get kicked

    • @sharonwaters9589
      @sharonwaters9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reedbaize4493 lol

  • @sergiomata711
    @sergiomata711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I live right down the road from the king ranch and every ranch Hand that comes into town or to a roping sound pretty much like this ol'son

    • @hollandkaminskiperez3444
      @hollandkaminskiperez3444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lol I go to tamuk

    • @smacksam4417
      @smacksam4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit? I’m 5 miles from there

    • @travishutchison6459
      @travishutchison6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol you live down the road. Half of Texas lives down the road from king ranch its only about 800000 acres.. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @thesixgunfighter288
      @thesixgunfighter288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cornfields, woods, cattle, and trucks. Basically what it looks like around the Kingsville near me. Nearest cattle auction as well. Never been to Texas myself in all honesty.

  • @flashpointbravo
    @flashpointbravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Any time an old rancher asks you to hold the gate so he can move cows through it, he’s gonna ask what the count was. Heads up

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds about right. Also if you work for a man that has electricity in his barn, you'll be up all night long 🦉

    • @flashpointbravo
      @flashpointbravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christianfreedom-seeker934 yep

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *taking notes *

  • @leeannzea403
    @leeannzea403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Gate guy is one of the most accurate 😂 cracks me up loll

  • @sethparamore64
    @sethparamore64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    We've been where the guy on the gate was. "better shut that ga......"

  • @curtisharrison395
    @curtisharrison395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Separate fly poop from pepper.Everybody needs a tack like that.

  • @harinkrobert-angel2710
    @harinkrobert-angel2710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I didn’t hear any “boah”. I’m dissappointed.

    • @jarodlalassi7145
      @jarodlalassi7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ReFLeX AnGeL 😂😂

    • @veronicajohnson9179
      @veronicajohnson9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ReFLeX AnGeL you’ll be arright, boah.

    • @crusader2603
      @crusader2603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don’t say boah they say ol son

    • @troesler81
      @troesler81 ปีที่แล้ว

      They said boahs before the opening credits.

  • @splendidbehavior
    @splendidbehavior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “ I like to tie off and watch the poop fly.” Too funny ol’ son! Another good video thank you guys!👍🏻👍🏻

  • @jeanilebreton2896
    @jeanilebreton2896 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “We’re burning daylight!”

  • @kimcarson9593
    @kimcarson9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’d love to see outtakes from this. 😂

  • @truckin3799
    @truckin3799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All hilarious, gate part is spot on haha 😂

  • @diegomedrano1609
    @diegomedrano1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how cowboys talk

  • @MisstyG
    @MisstyG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Pepto Booz-mo" 😍
    I prefer, "Poco No Bueno" & "Peppy San Flan."

  • @weasleytwins8796
    @weasleytwins8796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I like to tie off and watch the poop fly.” Lol can’t stop laughing. I sound like that when I’m roping against my brother. (He’s a city boy) but I’m country as all get out

  • @Mike-zw7fq
    @Mike-zw7fq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In my experience its not the guy on the gate telling people what to do. It's the guy in the pen sorting yelling at the Man of the gate to
    " take the Black one!" " No! The other Black one!

  • @JessAnnLightRiver
    @JessAnnLightRiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's my yearling rope horse?!" Lol 😆 You guys are over the top 🤣

  • @Commander-lh6ey
    @Commander-lh6ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    im here trying to figure out how i can improve my red dead redemption 2 online roleplay lingo

  • @ak47hoqwa1
    @ak47hoqwa1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always enjoy your videos and wait for them to come out.

  • @christianfreedom-seeker934
    @christianfreedom-seeker934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great stuff! That is where the REAL AMERICA lives!

  • @brozovska2972
    @brozovska2972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just can't stop thinking of how similar he looks to Micah lol xD

  • @justsomedude2683
    @justsomedude2683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 eyed jack moving along to be poco bueno... thats some old breeding ol son😂.

  • @collingray6368
    @collingray6368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Garret’s the most!

  • @dallassullivan638
    @dallassullivan638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Garrett reminds me of Newt Dobbs

    • @alexwebb1592
      @alexwebb1592 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dallas Sullivan jmore like jasper

  • @brocksampson3405
    @brocksampson3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a full head of long, thick, gorgeous locks like he does.

  • @iPhoneSpek
    @iPhoneSpek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That horse right there could sort fly poop from pepper, hey oh boy

  • @almamadero3806
    @almamadero3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's aaaaaalright boy

  • @jdmilton1603
    @jdmilton1603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so true

  • @AndersonCattleCo
    @AndersonCattleCo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've heard a lot of those , and I know someone that thinks all of their horses are royally bred. I told him the reason they call them foundation horses is because all AQHA horses go back to them at some point. pretty good Ol'son

    • @beeffarmer8576
      @beeffarmer8576 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AndersonCattleCo. Those american cowboys are all horse and no cow eh

  • @joebill663
    @joebill663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dale im a hippie living in California from New York city and I just think you're great man! Shred the gnar as they say in Colorado, ol'son!

    • @nicj5354
      @nicj5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I was born and raised in CO and I've never heard anyone say that. Is that new?

    • @joebill663
      @joebill663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicj5354 for those that slay the deep pow pow it is 🎿🤙

  • @ripwheeler8175
    @ripwheeler8175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bread ...Just papered up.... I mean Bread

  • @Kwiyagat
    @Kwiyagat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *"Sh!+ in one hand and want in the other."*
    *"You're dumber than a box of rocks."*
    *"Pass me a beer."*
    I have heard all these in the video plus these.

    • @jwhitley101whitleyfarms9
      @jwhitley101whitleyfarms9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No reverse it , it's hey you want this horse well want in one hand and sh#$ in the other and see which one gets filled faster

  • @thedragonqueen9747
    @thedragonqueen9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i heart your show on neflx im 9 years old
    im a cowgirl

  • @brianleabo6295
    @brianleabo6295 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Unless it's a sheepers hat

  • @dpecker75
    @dpecker75 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dale Brisby + Rutt Daniels= Didn't go 20 ol' son!

  • @cepods3832
    @cepods3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cha! That sound you make when you want the horse to get away from the area. When you have no choice cause you and the boys gotta climb this mountain to save the important people And you have no choice. YOu want the horse to live.. CHa! Git! Stuff like that.. I need that sound!! Anybody know??

  • @salem_rose
    @salem_rose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that I understand this. 🤣

  • @Socalpatriot799
    @Socalpatriot799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All till you this right here and right now Im from the city but oh boy how I envy that life seems like a good oh life ol'son

  • @rebeccamartin9664
    @rebeccamartin9664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too good lol you guys got it going on..😆😆🤪👍👍

  • @Idkgirl07Msp
    @Idkgirl07Msp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get yah a horse that can do it all. 😂😂 I love this.

  • @missvanderwolf4214
    @missvanderwolf4214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've found my new obsession

  • @dix_pinkerton3075
    @dix_pinkerton3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I acutely have a horse out of a stud named poco buano!! Hes my life!! 👍👍😅

    • @oldwaterranch
      @oldwaterranch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have 2 😂 A dun mare and a chocolate palomino. Such a good bloodline. We didn’t know our palomino had it till AFTER we bought her.

    • @dix_pinkerton3075
      @dix_pinkerton3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oldwaterranch awsome! 😂

  • @robertgates9914
    @robertgates9914 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They know where you are !!!! And they will be coming for you !!!!

  • @davidmadera2012
    @davidmadera2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My remuda, I like the way you say it.

  • @stephenjanetis2381
    @stephenjanetis2381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ol' son

    • @sameasnow
      @sameasnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty good comment ol' son

  • @tiffanyguynn8852
    @tiffanyguynn8852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep.

  • @thetoycollectorofseville6428
    @thetoycollectorofseville6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did the cowboy buy a weener dog?
    Somebody told him to "Get A Long Little Doggie!"

  • @mitchell2225
    @mitchell2225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What about the best aqha roping sire joe Hancock

  • @jito7377
    @jito7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The gate-guy is my favorite.

  • @corennabroussard3557
    @corennabroussard3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bred out the ass"

  • @Mayakran
    @Mayakran 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like I’ve stumbled across the American version of Cockney rhyming slang.

  • @rockin3bar760
    @rockin3bar760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Horse don’t roll three times after punchin it ain’t no horse Ol Son!!!

  • @tate7651
    @tate7651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That horse knows more about a cow than a bull does

  • @brassbelle4528
    @brassbelle4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m giggling because I have a Poco 😂

  • @notgod3532
    @notgod3532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Garret had the best dang part 😂😂

  • @westxranchin
    @westxranchin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Y’all could’ve come straight outta the lobby at auction in San Angelo I grew up at. Haha!

  • @fionamayceecohenandjaysont6292
    @fionamayceecohenandjaysont6292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a stud out of Pepto-Bismol

  • @sonofslade8235
    @sonofslade8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's my remoooda.

  • @atheba99
    @atheba99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Howdy partner 🤠

  • @tanneroneill4155
    @tanneroneill4155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 1:02 he said something about pepdoboonsmall mair well the guy that came out with the breed is my neighbor and we have the original daughter of the pepdoboonsmall stud horse

    • @tanneroneill4155
      @tanneroneill4155 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brice foul is the original pepdoboonsmall breeder

    • @heatherdiers1857
      @heatherdiers1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re definitely a super puncher, aren’t you? lol

  • @abelvaleriano7785
    @abelvaleriano7785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeaaahh boy!!!👍👍👍

  • @MsGroovalicious
    @MsGroovalicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm absolutely hooked on the absolute ridiculousness that occurs in these videos.

  • @moisesgomes6191
    @moisesgomes6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only I knew was: "Howdy, partner." I don't know why, but I find it fun haha. Would a cowboy feel like ofended if I greet him like this? I'm not american, btw.

    • @Iamlegend41910
      @Iamlegend41910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It depends...it's not normally how people talk but it depends on how much of a humor the person has.

    • @moisesgomes6191
      @moisesgomes6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iamlegend41910 thank you Olivia :)

    • @chrislanthron6670
      @chrislanthron6670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reckon howdy be just fine ol'son

  • @fraves9372
    @fraves9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Papered up..."

  • @jarodhuffaker4396
    @jarodhuffaker4396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    PAPERED up!

  • @clinton219
    @clinton219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s “turn in a dime and give back 9 cents change.

  • @calebscrazyamazinglife1795
    @calebscrazyamazinglife1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do the Ultimate cowboy showdown

  • @keithmaxwell2169
    @keithmaxwell2169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Dale that sayin is turn on a dime an give you change

  • @mitchelq.6594
    @mitchelq.6594 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We have a horse who is a direct descendent from two eyed jack

  • @trevinize
    @trevinize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Remuda!!!

  • @shellymiller3883
    @shellymiller3883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I pulled my phone out and started watching dale brisby in the middle of an art lesson

  • @w.c.bvlogs7344
    @w.c.bvlogs7344 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dale yeah

  • @wildballistics5149
    @wildballistics5149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Spot on

    • @sameasnow
      @sameasnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty good comment ol son

  • @jackrourk6484
    @jackrourk6484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I recognized some of those cutters

  • @bevdavis4148
    @bevdavis4148 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Among the nobility in Northern India, one does not discuss his women either. Guess royalty and cowboys think differently about women? LOL Don't fret I understand. And listening to you rattle off the pedigrees of those horses was pure music to my ears. Nice animals.

  • @chrismoose6703
    @chrismoose6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:10 in my family half a roll is 500 dollars and a full roll is 1000 dollars

  • @lukeclaymore5968
    @lukeclaymore5968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I about died at 1:15

  • @dr.hugog.hackenbush9443
    @dr.hugog.hackenbush9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "We need *MUNEH!* "

  • @devonwingard9170
    @devonwingard9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so true

  • @jarodhuffaker4396
    @jarodhuffaker4396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha! All TRUE

  • @jameskennedy7725
    @jameskennedy7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ol’ son.

  • @ilyeCJay
    @ilyeCJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome video haha

  • @yanceyjames3089
    @yanceyjames3089 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That dude in the brown looks like Berna

  • @nilsheinrich6884
    @nilsheinrich6884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pudding close

  • @jaydanstaggs7030
    @jaydanstaggs7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    We carry tifton 44 to broken arrow and arron ranch in commerce tx

  • @conjoe176
    @conjoe176 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    John - "bring on the black heifer"
    John - "Fuck it no!! The tall one"
    John - "Yer fuck leave her til next time so"
    John - "Fuck off down the yard and bring on the 3 tit cow from the near side"
    Pat - "398?"
    John - "No that yoke with the dropped ear"
    That's almost exactly word for word a conversation/argument you could hear on any Irish farm... Pat's the quiet type

  • @joshadams2377
    @joshadams2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top hand 🖐

  • @ma361tx
    @ma361tx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still want a hoodie

  • @pipeline_hank5277
    @pipeline_hank5277 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks like Hank Jr.

  • @johnpierce2095
    @johnpierce2095 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think anyone can be a dale brisby, as much stuff as he makes up, lol

  • @kathleenbrinkermann5413
    @kathleenbrinkermann5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    hello so perhaps i am pregnant with jd s child. often there are martyr clauses in these long term pregnancies. had to be platinum tenure. had to be shasta. it would be more than nice if anyone cared to inquire and ask for the paperwork. sterling roses, maybe ,coming up after a while. labatts blue platinum namesake. hope things go better that time. babies do deserve to get born. have their dna checked. they have good skills. i hate to think about guys always robbing girls for their own lives.

  • @wakatoshiushijima3116
    @wakatoshiushijima3116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot one, *dramatic inhale*
    *Y O U S H O U L D H A V E C A M E T O S H I R A T O R I Z A W A*

  • @woodennickel6148
    @woodennickel6148 ปีที่แล้ว

    Solitariat the Singing Horse does not want any write ups. if it means a truck and trailer ride to Kentucky for Han's Handful, your big pretty draft horse, through St. Louis and on in to Kentucky to pick out a two year old racing reject while purging the Ancestry moguls' monstrosities in the Geneology bidness. Call it "Half Coggin's Wheel Travail" if you want to.
    If ain't you seen the Circuit's Summer Schedule for East of Hanibal MO you could probably just go ahead and put the schedule events you want to attend on the apparel you already have. Those Super Bowl losers do it all the time.
    Same thing goes for basketball but you can't even get a Yankees' hind catcher baseball cap on a New York Strip nowhere in NY STATE during the month of September.
    See what they say about that.

  • @jarrodwemhoff7270
    @jarrodwemhoff7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can wipe your ass with them papers

  • @traviskroll3722
    @traviskroll3722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Goat ropers

  • @NotRenjiro
    @NotRenjiro ปีที่แล้ว

    We all searched for this

  • @coryferguson1023
    @coryferguson1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    cowboy logic

  • @datmeme6590
    @datmeme6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Dale where did you get that hat, I'm digging the style of it my guy I need to. Cop one

  • @mollygriffith5678
    @mollygriffith5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the guy on the gate but to be more realistic there needs to be some cussin going on!