You definitely ain't no cowboy!

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  • Dale Brisby is the industry expert in delineating who is and who isn't a cowboy! He's gotten so good at telling the difference that he has created a series of videos to help you determine whether or not you fall into this iconic category. Odds are, you are in fact NOT a cowboy. Or at least not AS cowboy as the man himself Dale Brisby. Sometime even I have a hard time figuring out whether or not a guy actually walked into a bar, or if he is... Well, you understand. Hopefully. Enjoy!
    Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! You can enjoy his everyday on any major social media platform. Thanks again for joining! Also check out some of his amigos below!!
    Fallon Taylor: / fallontaylor
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ความคิดเห็น • 252

  • @codyprice0295
    @codyprice0295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    That dog is ancient 😂😂 he tried to leave but just couldn't

    • @thenickfoxx
      @thenickfoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's become apart of the truck from not moving for so long 😂

    • @gingerflynn7358
      @gingerflynn7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor baby had no where to go

    • @woodennickel6148
      @woodennickel6148 ปีที่แล้ว

      You gonna be history when Dale gets back with his blacksmith apron, Ironing board and cheese grater.

    • @kowboy83koldtrimble58
      @kowboy83koldtrimble58 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Train station don’t take angels

  • @totomarquez7635
    @totomarquez7635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Dog is like "how did I survive this long with this guy" 😆

  • @itsyaboimilton59
    @itsyaboimilton59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    When he shot that gun. That dog was like, let me get out the way before I get shot. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xavienpatterson5159
      @xavienpatterson5159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought lucas was deaf and he still heard it

    • @stuckinadazzee
      @stuckinadazzee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He ain’t had his apple cider vinegar yet, better move out the way

    • @sethtucker3326
      @sethtucker3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. Dogs like. I know what that does

    • @thenickfoxx
      @thenickfoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both the horse were like " fuck this shit" too lmao

    • @atVVV1
      @atVVV1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dale fires gun, Dog questions why he still hangs out with dale. Dale dumps clutch and about rolls dog off the flatbed, dog definitely running away from home.

  • @grob9301
    @grob9301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Your dog was like aw shiiit here he goes again,

  • @conjoe176
    @conjoe176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I like how he's an old dude that can't move too fast one minute and all of a sudden he's sprinting after some horses😂😂😂

  • @jollycooperator2876
    @jollycooperator2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Old dog is like "here this crazy bastard goes again"....

  • @rochelletakacs2708
    @rochelletakacs2708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    You done scared you poor yellow dog

  • @pyrotechnician6813
    @pyrotechnician6813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    If you think McDonalds is better than Dairy Queen you ain’t no cowboy

    • @americangunsmith9951
      @americangunsmith9951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pyro Technic if you think any of them are good you ain't no cowboy.

    • @bobbyhempel1513
      @bobbyhempel1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you eat either one you ain't no cowboy.

  • @lynlee6198
    @lynlee6198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "like I said saf- BANG *dull stare* ---safety first" 😂😂🙌🙌🙌😂

    • @pitgroove.37_66
      @pitgroove.37_66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it was "like I said, safety fir- BANG!!! (dull stare)............. safety first."

  • @YakMotley
    @YakMotley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is prolly my favorite video on the internet lol!

  • @Roosterjello
    @Roosterjello 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He spits in the truck lmao

  • @watchingvideos4309
    @watchingvideos4309 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who else watched this with their kids and all took a swig of apple cider vinegar with Dale?!

  • @tonimeyers6762
    @tonimeyers6762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is by far the funniest clip I've ever seen I watched it about five times one right after the other. Laugh so hard I had to do the pee pee dance. I truly adore that 67-year-old rancher. Thanx's for makin us laugh. Ur bestie part of the day.

  • @KBlock-kg6hp
    @KBlock-kg6hp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He starts driving and the dog like "Dale wait" "Dale I ain't in the truck yet" "Dale I gonna fall off here I'm to old to hold on back here" "Dal...." (falls off truck) "Screw you dale you shoot near me, use me to climb into truck, leave me on the back of trucks I'm leaving Dale and you gonna miss me" , but Dale just kept driving.

  • @JPascal61
    @JPascal61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "half a day horse" 😂

  • @lauragonzalez4655
    @lauragonzalez4655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "if you aint roped nothin within your first five minutes of being awake."
    it took you five minutes just to sit up viejo.

  • @mikeleo7189
    @mikeleo7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Ol Daddy taught me always keep the barrel up its easier to get out the window and if it go's off accidental it wont hit the transmission.

  • @chrisvela596
    @chrisvela596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bro thank you so much for making my day a whole lot better😂😂😂

  • @drewfiglo6834
    @drewfiglo6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't tell you how much joy all these videos have given me in the midst of this stupid quarantine. I laughed so hard on this one in the beginning a damn near piss myself. Thank you ol son

  • @adamshiflett9798
    @adamshiflett9798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    If you don't shoot whiskey with organic applesider vinegar you ain't no cowboy ooooll soonnn

  • @J_Miller
    @J_Miller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the you ain't no cowboy videos! The ol can in the truck trick! And remember safety first! Pow pow I'm on to the next one little ol son!

  • @hazleyclarke5504
    @hazleyclarke5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dale Brisby you got to be the coolest dude I've ever come across .You a 1 of a kind bro I just love your videos there the last things I watch before I go to sleep ,an the first things I watch when I wake up ..since I've been following you my whole mojo has gone up another gear thank you heaps ..on to the next 1

  • @subhashnamey5562
    @subhashnamey5562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So good so fantastic this video. Only he can say it better ," you ain't no Cowboy " , I can go on listening to him . Thanks for the wonderful video.Love from Kumbhoj Jai Maharashtra.

  • @JPascal61
    @JPascal61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you dont spit in the floorboard, you ain't no cowboy. 😂

  • @strat0035
    @strat0035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:00 my dad always puts his rope on the truck like that when he’s on the phone. He a cowboy

  • @HensonLoggingCompany
    @HensonLoggingCompany 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Best term I've heard when referring to dip is lip dressing

  • @YakMotley
    @YakMotley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOl! That was epic ol son!

  • @swalt59
    @swalt59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ain’t no cowboy but i love it!!😂😂🤣🤣

  • @anthonyarena7617
    @anthonyarena7617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The apple cider vinegar 😂😂 classic country

  • @northernredneck8649
    @northernredneck8649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dale yeeeeah!!! I just got my dale brisby merch today ol son

  • @cashschierling120
    @cashschierling120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:48 😂 Dale don’t know how to drive a stick

  • @davidbach5297
    @davidbach5297 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the videos ol son, keep em comin

  • @stephenshy9941
    @stephenshy9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    priceless, this is it, love "You ain't no Cowboy"

  • @ethancrawford3434
    @ethancrawford3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lovin that bear belly mate 😂

  • @bossexcellence9484
    @bossexcellence9484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Half day horse haha

  • @KayKay-ew3td
    @KayKay-ew3td 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos

  • @armandomada633
    @armandomada633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s some good music in the background yes sir 🇺🇸🇺🇸🥃

  • @CJ-kj5ep
    @CJ-kj5ep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first thing that ol dog said, “he aint no cowboy”

  • @CodyCreelman
    @CodyCreelman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Very funny video!!! Great cinematography!

    • @bigbrowntowndowntown
      @bigbrowntowndowntown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cody Creelman, Cow Vet - You should probably get some “You Ain’t No Cow Vet” vids going Cody.

    • @92boostedaccord49
      @92boostedaccord49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You use big words, you ain't no cowboy!

  • @forrestwhittington5227
    @forrestwhittington5227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man spot on with the bumin dip.

  • @AndersonCattleCo
    @AndersonCattleCo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    If you don't have a stock dog you ain't no cowboy Ol'son

    • @maryf903
      @maryf903 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AndersonCattleCo. GOOD NIGHT SWEET SWEET

    • @dknive4594
      @dknive4594 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you ain’t got no bird dog you ain’t no cowboy

  • @calebjones8691
    @calebjones8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he shots the gun the dog was like oh shit oh shit oh shit

  • @unclejay2181
    @unclejay2181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep em comin! Love the old man!

  • @justinmeasday8930
    @justinmeasday8930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The tied off life.
    Roping, riding, women, and living-hard and fast.

    • @gandtwhitman
      @gandtwhitman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      me myself and I I read that as roping, riding women, and living- hard and fast

    • @jtrbugtv1892
      @jtrbugtv1892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tania Whitman Me too 🤠

  • @benthesinger1276
    @benthesinger1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We love you Dale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kristyrodriguez5220
    @kristyrodriguez5220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    my favorite so far.

  • @itrash3459
    @itrash3459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know it’s a loud gun when your deaf dog moves away

  • @bethbrown1207
    @bethbrown1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol 😂 Bless his heart ❤️🤠😂

  • @AgentJJones
    @AgentJJones ปีที่แล้ว

    That horse in the back 😂

  • @jevo7747
    @jevo7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mad tv had a skit they'd call lowered expectations, this must be one of their videos that I previously missed.

  • @fabenhailee3509
    @fabenhailee3509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he took off in the truck i died

  • @Wolf-pg7un
    @Wolf-pg7un 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the gun fires 😂😂😂

  • @MisstyG
    @MisstyG 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:21 That insulated vest is ANCIENT!

  • @muffinman7932
    @muffinman7932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂 safety first got it 😂😂

  • @silverkitty2503
    @silverkitty2503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dem horses must be bomb proofed by now x 100

  • @josh23902
    @josh23902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "snap chat sent" 🤣

  • @284Winchester
    @284Winchester 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That might be my same can from Vietnam
    I’m HOWLING 😂😂

  • @jollycooperator2876
    @jollycooperator2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That dog is like "Oh shit here we go again"...

  • @Glootypapi
    @Glootypapi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dog was like “fuck my ears I heard that bullet before it came out”

  • @freemenownrifles8814
    @freemenownrifles8814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you ain't got spare flat dark earth mags in your glove box..... You ain't no cowboy!

  • @napelithegreat
    @napelithegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Salinas, California Rodeo sticker on your window!!!! That's right Cowboy!

  • @dieseldogforge5662
    @dieseldogforge5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beautiful truck ol son

  • @austingoleman9431
    @austingoleman9431 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s what I look like every morning getting out of bed when he’s picking his boots up

  • @alyssajo7984
    @alyssajo7984 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    look at that horse in the background and the dog go "oh shit. dales got the gun again!"

  • @fredcook1845
    @fredcook1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the best old son lmao

  • @coltc6622
    @coltc6622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saint victor rifle such a nice piece

  • @Tynlee_Wilson
    @Tynlee_Wilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have really similar spur straps as you do!

  • @archerevan823
    @archerevan823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    And that is why Lucas is deaf but humble

  • @raakmore4443
    @raakmore4443 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you don't have a handkerchief either around your neck or in your back pocket you ain't no cowboy

  • @xxghost_fortnitexx6172
    @xxghost_fortnitexx6172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If you can’t ride a horse without a saddle you ain’t no cowboy Ol’Son

    • @squiffedallday
      @squiffedallday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can ride without tack yaint no cowboy

    • @coltonlloyd3259
      @coltonlloyd3259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XxGhost_Fortnite Xx man bet you piss yourself when a horse sneezes, you ain’t no cowboy ghost fortnite

    • @gandtwhitman
      @gandtwhitman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your profile pic is the Nike logo, and you play Fortnite. Now YOU.. ain’t no cowboy, ol’ son

    • @Tjandy288
      @Tjandy288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet you fart in the toilet and then flush

    • @carriannec.8403
      @carriannec.8403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anyone can ride a horse without a saddle, its just a matter of WHAT horse.

  • @robertgates9914
    @robertgates9914 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They know where you are !!!!! And they will be coming for you !!!!

  • @timcarter1973
    @timcarter1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats some funny shit..cowboy up

  • @bigrichc8265
    @bigrichc8265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that how a cowboy puts a dip in

  • @pissonthe0fighteverybody276
    @pissonthe0fighteverybody276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Safety First Augustus!!

  • @lisamaylittleflocker8602
    @lisamaylittleflocker8602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are 💰

  • @cherylkirkpatrick7094
    @cherylkirkpatrick7094 ปีที่แล้ว

    That hat 😂 It’s like 2 sizes too small; possibly more.

  • @aaronthomas8834
    @aaronthomas8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you don’t start off everyday with a negligent discharge, chain’t no cah-boi. You’ve heard of a desk pop in The Other Guys.... well if you don’t do a Bronc Pop every morning, chain’t no cah-boi.

  • @thenickfoxx
    @thenickfoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was hoping you'd fry an egg on your engine block 😂

  • @tracipcpwer1447
    @tracipcpwer1447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Apple cider vinegar straight lol

  • @mikebeasley553
    @mikebeasley553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want that truck.

  • @erveybarragan1140
    @erveybarragan1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you don't have a riffle rack in your back window you ain't no cowboy.

  • @brunosanchez6453
    @brunosanchez6453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahaha nice!

  • @lorenzodemonteclaro1301
    @lorenzodemonteclaro1301 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahahahaha😂
    this guy reminds me of me

  • @henryhenry903
    @henryhenry903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where im from in Alberta if you used a horn knot you’d get laughed out of the roping pen and you would probably get fired if you tried it in the pasture

  • @Atvsrawsome
    @Atvsrawsome 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna be a cowboy baby

  • @nikaeloliver5416
    @nikaeloliver5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my dale

  • @neilfriendly231
    @neilfriendly231 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Then you ain't no cowboy ol son!!!! Subscribing!!!!!! TH-cam got it right this time

  • @WNCOutdoors86
    @WNCOutdoors86 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anybody know the name of the song that plays in the beginning?

  • @ramonariaz9775
    @ramonariaz9775 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha yeeyee!!

  • @kentuckydirby8306
    @kentuckydirby8306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slap the skin off my white knee, that was funny boy XD

  • @donnytsosie8774
    @donnytsosie8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Half day horse 🐎 😄

  • @tristanstephens9568
    @tristanstephens9568 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've heard you wear a wig is it true or not? I'm a big fan btw great videos

  • @PotatByNat
    @PotatByNat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dog definitely shit him self after he shot the gun

  • @cheriedrington9897
    @cheriedrington9897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you don't own a shotgun you ain't no cowbow

  • @lauryn4134
    @lauryn4134 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Random shower thought. I have NEVER seen Dale brisbys eyes!

  • @thatkcowgirl4413
    @thatkcowgirl4413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My version of a try not to laugh!😂

  • @jimnaysium2290
    @jimnaysium2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What does he have a Dodge for, what is he doing, starting a bonfire?

  • @pigslayer106
    @pigslayer106 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Raddle raddle here come the caddle

  • @daganlangly4975
    @daganlangly4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s the song played when he’s waking up on the flat bed?

  • @manuelmachado4428
    @manuelmachado4428 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol,. Hilarious