Everything Wrong With Every Alien Movie EVER (That We've Sinned So Far)

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  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    Game over, timestamps! Game over!
    0:11 Alien
    10:16 Aliens
    24:29 Alien 3
    40:15 Alien: Resurrection
    1:01:03 Alien vs Predator
    1:19:57 Alien vs Predator: Requiem
    1:37:01 Prometheus
    2:02:17 Alien: Covenant

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you❤

    • @soral94
      @soral94 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      A true hero amongst us. I appreciate you

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This definitely should’ve been in the video description.

    • @ThePodcastPodcastOfficianato
      @ThePodcastPodcastOfficianato 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Compilation does not include timestamps. (Ding!)

    • @yearobb1
      @yearobb1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      you’re a W bro

  • @keggs73
    @keggs73 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    For those who don't know:
    If you notice the colour of the alien, it changes, subtly.
    It's black and shiny at first, demonstrating its youth and health, and on the escape ship it is a dull gray colour.
    The reason was, its biological imperative was to produce a queen, after doing that (it's in the full version, where we see what happened to the captain and the engineer) it found somewhere to die, and the movie hints at that by changing its shade of black to gray.
    Outstanding film.

    • @cyberprompt
      @cyberprompt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it's more apparent in ET

    • @red_crayon9771
      @red_crayon9771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro forgot what fiction means. 💀

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But…..there was a queen already….i think it’s more like an inconsistency

    • @Rako_the_Awesome
      @Rako_the_Awesome 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@-MrFozzy-It’s been taken away from its hive. The imperative to produce another queen to create another hive. The queen that this alien was born from is now inconsequential to it.

    •  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Rako_the_Awesome When they made this film the queen was not even thought of yet. Don't be like that.

  • @COEYRN
    @COEYRN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    My dad introduced me to Alien. Jeremy over 30 years ago he pretty much said exactly what you just said. He said to me, "you should watch this movie it's probably the best sci-fi movie ever made". Wonder why I love movies so much ?? Love you, miss you dad. You were one of kind.

    • @ZeroGravitas187
      @ZeroGravitas187 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Close second to Alien 1/2 would probably be Event Horizon.

    • @dnoodspodu1159
      @dnoodspodu1159 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Your father is unable to hear you

    • @tshelby5212
      @tshelby5212 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dnoodspodu1159wow you are a prick why the fuck would you say that

    • @RickL_was_here
      @RickL_was_here 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You actually don't KNOW that dnoob.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@dnoodspodu1159I delivered the message through apprentice necromancy

  • @krgkrg1
    @krgkrg1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    The filmmakers commented that the alien in the escape shuttle (Alien) was disinterested in Ripley because it was about to go through another transition, hence why it had to be provoked into reacting.

  • @Phoenixguyver
    @Phoenixguyver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Apone's "look into my eye" was him flipping a subtle middle finger to Hudson

    • @pattierotondo1108
      @pattierotondo1108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Apone

    • @Phoenixguyver
      @Phoenixguyver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pattierotondo1108 autocorrect

    • @stregg01
      @stregg01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The "look in my eye" is a take on "Look for something that says I am shedding tears over your discomfort".

  • @M24071
    @M24071 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    the Prometheus school of running away from things line never gets old lol

  • @ceorgeglooney190
    @ceorgeglooney190 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The Nostromo doesn't scream streamlined, because 1. no one hears you in space anyway, and 2. it screams built in space.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And it stays in orbit.

    • @ceorgeglooney190
      @ceorgeglooney190 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@randallbesch2424 This. And it's a very intriguing concept to consider, because it means there's a permanent space craft assembly factory in orbit as well. And without doubt some sort of space port.

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For real. Ships designed to be flown in deep space have no need for good aero

  • @cliffroach
    @cliffroach 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I can’t take these seriously because so many supposed "sins" come from just not paying attention.
    Why didn't the reactor explode from the weapons fire? It did. They ruptured the cooling system just like Ripley said they would and a few hours later... BOOM!
    Where did Burke get two living face huggers? From the tanks in the lab. They're the same ones Ripley told Bishop to destroy before being informed that Burke said to keep them alive and bring them back.
    Why did Ripley torch the eggs when they were all going to blow up anyway? Maybe she decided she didn't need the extra challenge of hundreds of face huggers chashing her and Newt all the way back to the ship.

    • @DanielWeinreb-vc6et
      @DanielWeinreb-vc6et 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah I might sin them for not showing how the hell he managed to sneak in there and open the containers without waking Ripley and Newt but point taken. There were many sins that were misguided but they nailed the Prometheus ones for the most part.

    • @Laestrygonianz
      @Laestrygonianz หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah these "sins" are garbage. CS content is getting steadily worse but I'm addicted to the garbage sadly. 😂

  • @longtravel1743
    @longtravel1743 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    15:20 Apone and Hicks aren't impressed at Ripley being able to run the loader. They're laughing at the double-entendre of her holding a missile and asking "where do you want it?"

  • @trixbedrik
    @trixbedrik 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    22:00 Newt knew exactly where to go and where the landing pad is because she was one of the best in hide n seek among all kids in the colony. You can see it in directors cut version of Aliens where her brother mentioned it.

  • @Darkstar72SR
    @Darkstar72SR 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I would supposose that the alien xenomorph is a silicone based life form strictly from the highly acidic blood and that it is unaffected by it structurally. After all, glass is also unaffected by acid.

  • @-Yurkey
    @-Yurkey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    In Aliens the time span was 3 months from May to late July...Ripley was rescued somewhere mid May, she was released from hospital mid June and did the inquiry a week or so later, that's when Burke sent the coordinates to the colonists and they get rekt...so now we are at the beginning of July and the colonists are being wiped out and communications with the colony is lost...The marines and Ripley set out and need only 3 weeks (or less) to arrive (that's why Newt hasn't aged much)...Take into account that the Nostromo had roughly 2 months of travel from LV426 to Earth, but also Nostromo was a fully loaded tug boat and not a state of the art military transport...it actually lines up so well, I wasn't expecting that 😆

  • @greenmrkitty1
    @greenmrkitty1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    "Bishop looks like he's just been through the worst and most dangerous porn ever filmed."🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    The amount of apathy towards exposure and lack of personal protection equipment is astounding.
    They wouldn't even let us NEAR the moon rocks when they came back to Earth.

    • @RickL_was_here
      @RickL_was_here 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No shit, given all the paranoid schizophrenics that the rona created, you'd think PPE would be used extensively in the future.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "These Colonial Marines are very tough hombres. They're packing state-of-the-art firepower, there's *nothing* they can't handle."
    - Burke when reassuring Ripley

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      An basically signed all their Death Warrants

  • @mnmgirl388
    @mnmgirl388 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    In AVPR you totally missed the opportunity to add a sin and losing your shit laughing at the lady who says “The government doesn’t lie to us!”

    • @tinyky2598
      @tinyky2598 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They couldn't risk losing another sin counter 😭

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Video wouldve got age restricted

  • @WaskoDaFox
    @WaskoDaFox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    18:00 from what I remember reading about the xeno life cycle, the eggs are in a hybernating state until a suitable host is within impregnable reach, and the same goes for the chestburster, they feed on the host as long as they can, unless they "somehow" sense a source of food is nearby, this is why on the Astromo the incubation took a day, and on the mining colony it was likely weeks. Also drones keep their hosts sustained on the wall (again) "somehow" for the host not to die prematurely.

    • @petersobotta8184
      @petersobotta8184 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some of the books mentioned a venom in the tail I believe

  • @andregonzalez-uo6uz
    @andregonzalez-uo6uz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    3:59 almost every living thing on earth has acid in their stomach to break down food yet we are easily able to be cut open, not too far fetched for an alien🤷‍♂️

  • @pattierotondo1108
    @pattierotondo1108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Ripley's ability to run the loader shows she is technically capable, despite her being nearly 6 decades behind.
    Incidentally, running a forklift requires some skill. I've seen people tip them over when they think it's easy.

  • @scottwyatt2614
    @scottwyatt2614 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    Spaceships don't need to be aerodynamic. They don't fly in air, they fly in space. As in, no air to be dynamic in.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      That's good and all until they decide to not be in space any more

    • @Thedudecandode
      @Thedudecandode 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@whocares9033 it wouldn't go planet side

    • @BumMcFluff
      @BumMcFluff 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@whocares9033 It's not supposed to go into atmosphere. If it does, not being streamlined would be the least of its problems.

    • @thorvenalvarskjomisson95
      @thorvenalvarskjomisson95 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@whocares9033Ships like that would be most certainly be build in space. They don’t need the ability to enter atmosphere. They have ships onboard to leave the vessel and land on a planet. One of the biggest advantages in building spaceships would be the fact you can build them however you want if you reached a point in your technical abilities to build in space. In space aerodynamics don’t matter. Mass doesn’t matter.

    • @xXRunDeathXx
      @xXRunDeathXx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@thorvenalvarskjomisson95 well mass does matter for speeding up and slowing down again (since slowing down take as much energy as speeding up)

  • @JohnSmith-jh6ey
    @JohnSmith-jh6ey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    51:00
    Extended version
    Ron perlman: since when are you in goddamn charge
    Call: since you were born without balls

  • @AwhNoNotTheBees
    @AwhNoNotTheBees 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Fun fact: in the director's cut of Alien 3, it's a cow, not a dog that the facehugger impregnates!

    • @Deka-Kaizer
      @Deka-Kaizer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wouldn’t that result in a much bulkier Alien?

    • @AwhNoNotTheBees
      @AwhNoNotTheBees 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Deka-Kaizer ask the director? I'm just giving the facts brother

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I havent watched that movie in years, but wasnt it a bull?

    • @AwhNoNotTheBees
      @AwhNoNotTheBees 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rarescevei8268 I don't think the gender of the animal really matters so cow or bull, who cares

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AwhNoNotTheBees It doesnt, I was just curious

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    18:00 a FUSION REACTOR isn't the same as a FISSION REACTOR.
    Damaging a Fusion Reactor would more likely cause it to shut down and STOP.
    Damaging a Fission Reactor would likely cause it to meltdown - but that meltdown doesn't look like a thermonuclear explosion (Hiroshima).
    It looks like Fukashima or Chernobyl. Radioactive smoke and fire poisoning everything.

    • @Some_Guy_6
      @Some_Guy_6 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      3.6 Rontgen, get over it. It's just over 400 chest x-rays. Don't be a wuss.

  • @Derpy1969
    @Derpy1969 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    12:42 “Look into my eye”
    It was his middle finger he was using to pull his eye open.

  • @lgnd-lm6ug
    @lgnd-lm6ug 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    45:57 The way I understood it she just brought some alcohol since Perez was portrayed as an alcoholic. Computer recognizing it as the general was actually funny

  • @hacxander
    @hacxander 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    0:28 "aerodynamic"? There's no air there dude.

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They had to get into space, right? Or is this ship NEVER going to land on a planet??

    • @FliK_Z
      @FliK_Z 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@whocares9033 built in space, come on bro

    • @cloudburn1680
      @cloudburn1680 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@whocares9033 according to wiki "The Tesotek 2100-B was a type of interstellar refinery and cargo hauler manufactured by CYGNUS.[1] It was designed to transport and process vast quantities of mineral ore during the course of long-distance interstellar journeys. One such refinery was towed by the USCSS Nostromo during its final voyage in 2122."
      The page doesn't say where it was built but things that big, would normally be built in space and it probably never saw planet side and had the ore transported up, probably cheaper to do that than set that monster down and take off again lol

    • @Triflingtales4444
      @Triflingtales4444 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FliK_Zok, now do they just never land on a planet with it? Because you didn’t answer

    • @FliK_Z
      @FliK_Z 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Triflingtales4444 yes. They don't land it.. it stay in orbit while smaller shuttles land on planets

  • @matthewenfinger766
    @matthewenfinger766 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I listened to something interesting a few yrs ago about the cat. So I know it's not canon, but someone wrote a fan fiction story about the cat. So they had issues with rodents on board the ships and while the crew/passengers were in stasis, the rodents were free to breed and cause damage to the ships system. So they biologically engineered smart cats to be stationed on ship to handle that problem. In the story, it even hunted the chest burster and faught it. The cat lost, but managed to escape. But it knew the creature was still out there and was growing quickly.
    Like I said, I know it's not canon, but I'd like to think that's the story behind the cat in the first movie. Honestly it makes the most sense to me.

    • @anjelica948
      @anjelica948 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That actually has some basis in historical fact. Cats obviously hunt vermin/rodents, and during the era where traveling by ships powered by winds/currents, sailors started bringing cats aboard in order to hunt mice/rats, which helped to keep people from getting ill (since rats carry many diseases), and also kept the rats out of the food supply. This practice lasted a long time, and eventually even though humans figured out how to mostly prevent rodents from getting aboard ships in the first place, bringing a cat onboard many ships became tradition. Plus it was often good for morale.
      So maybe even in this futuristic setting, the tradition continued.

    • @goldenalt3166
      @goldenalt3166 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I figured they just wanted to show the multiple creatures can survive in the cryosleep chamber at the same time.

  • @N30K4L
    @N30K4L 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Homie thinks spaceships have to be aerodynamic

    • @emma-janeodriscoll2885
      @emma-janeodriscoll2885 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fr

    • @tinyky2598
      @tinyky2598 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My thoughts exactly 😂 it's almost like space is a vacuum with no air! Who'd have thought??

  • @blerdybofficial
    @blerdybofficial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Mans should've given sins off for Ripley's elevator descent/preparation face and the Xenomorpth Queen reveal in Aliens. The latter is one of the greatest reveals in cinematic HISTORY! *Big Ding* to the narrator here! (Love the channel though!)

    • @ReactEditsPapas13
      @ReactEditsPapas13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Loves the channel but calls Jeremy "mans" and "narrator", clearly indicating he didn't even know his name despite "loving" the channel so much. Your "ding" is worthless if you can't even name who its for

    • @Chris-lk9ug
      @Chris-lk9ug 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ReactEditsPapas13you can love a channel without having said channel operators shaft lodged in your esophagus.

    • @thisnewnamesystemisdumb
      @thisnewnamesystemisdumb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ReactEditsPapas13 🚨IDIOT ALERT!🚨

  • @Fleato
    @Fleato 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    okay dont judge me. the cafeteria scene with the alien coming down from the ceiling, that was the first time I ever saw alien and thast scene scared tf out of me as a kid. like honestly that scene always stuck with me and made me paranoid of things in vents XD and the main reason it was scary to me, is that it happened right in front of everyone.

  • @YamiSpyro2011
    @YamiSpyro2011 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    58:00 and now i cannot unhear Chucky explaining Xeno biology

    •  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only now? I had that since the moment I first saw the movie. I've been a big Brad Dourif fan since the 80's.

    • @YamiSpyro2011
      @YamiSpyro2011 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didnt really pay attention to Chucky until more recent times with the release of the tv show

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The 1979 ALIEN audience sat down not knowing what to expect. They ended up watching a long, drawn out movie about an incredibly original space alien and came out with a breakway heroine in Ellen Ripley.
    1986's ALIENS was a "get right to the point" sci-fi horror film that the audience didn't realize would change sci fi movies and video games for decades to come. Starship Troopers with mo0re focus on survival horror.
    Evey film since then has faced the exact same problem. The audience understand enough about the Alien that IT ISN'T ALIEN ANYMORE. Now, it's common. We know what it looks like. We know what it does. We know how to kill it. There's a timeline in our minds of what will and must happen, but we pretty much know what to expect.
    I personally think that Aliens works better with the introduction of PREDATOR because on their own, they're boring.
    Unfortunately, we haven't gotten a proper Aliens Vs. Predator film as the first tow were lackluster.

  • @PyrateGFXProductions
    @PyrateGFXProductions 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1 millions sins for NOT paying attention to exposition dialogue that would have saved you from sinning at least 33.3 sins!

  • @wretchedhuman84
    @wretchedhuman84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cant wait for you to do Alien: Romulus 🤣, that movie will probability have way more than Resurrection/Prometheus/Covenant combined

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    THE SCHOOL OF RUNNING AWAY FROM THINGS NEVER GETS OLD!

  • @RockismyAir
    @RockismyAir 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Listening to this slowed down to fall asleep, may result to creepy, or awesome dreams, but I will do it.
    Reporting back later.

    • @Shade.Hunter
      @Shade.Hunter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How was it?

  • @joshhoke5637
    @joshhoke5637 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When Apone tells Hudson to look into his eye he's giving him the finger.

  • @punchout2418
    @punchout2418 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You missed one obvious sin in Alien and thats xenomorph jazz hands

    • @KaylaJ32
      @KaylaJ32 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes!! I see the same thing in that scene. Jazz hands or spirit fingers. 😂😂

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Purge the Xenos! For the Man-Emperor of Mankind!" - Space Marines

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Acid blood for the acid god!

  • @Peaceforall20111
    @Peaceforall20111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The thing about the eggs, being old, I think can be explained away with them being in a cryogenic field that’s what that laser probably was maintaining their crystatis

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Now we just need them to sin Predators (2010) and they'll have also sinned Every Predator movie so far

    • @Idahoslav
      @Idahoslav 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That movie is my favorite predator/alien movie, should definitely get a video from cinemasins.

  • @Semnyi
    @Semnyi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    Wow. I'm forty seconds in and you gave a sin for a spaceship not being aerodynamic? c'mon man.

    • @frankheffernan5309
      @frankheffernan5309 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Too much wind out there

    • @p4rt_t1me_g0d
      @p4rt_t1me_g0d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Wow, you're taking this seriously!

    • @Dskinny23
      @Dskinny23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Wow. Ten second in, and they acknowledge it's one of the best movies of all time. Yes, that's the point, be nitpicky, lol

    • @xXRunDeathXx
      @xXRunDeathXx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yeah they are nitpicky about something that can be in no way criticised since it is intentional

    • @nicklopez3461
      @nicklopez3461 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just goes to show how tough it to riff on Alien.

  • @filipohman7277
    @filipohman7277 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome Work Bro, Thanks!!! Greetings from Helsinki, Finland👍👍👍👍

  • @9tailsninja
    @9tailsninja 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Airodynamic? In Space? Where there's no Air? XD

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I think the biggest problem with the Alien franchise is placing their willingness to KILL against their desire to reproduce using humans as hosts.
    The Xenomorph shouldn't be KILLING anyone.
    It should be stunning, capturing and impregnating EVERYONE.

    • @MrLucious9
      @MrLucious9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I literally was thinking this while watching Romulus

    • @groxiverde
      @groxiverde 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MrLucious9in romulus an alien "saves" the main character from falling to her d**eath just because it wanted to facehugger her

  • @charliethirteen3868
    @charliethirteen3868 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Epic case of morning wood"... laughed for a full 20 minutes.
    Alien and Aliens are my all time favs but you did these 2 justice. The rest of the franchise can just go burn in and old barrel along with Atari's ET.
    Well done, rock on mate.

    • @AL3X1KUS
      @AL3X1KUS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard Alien: Romulus is good

  • @jays7761
    @jays7761 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This channel used to be so good when they actually "dinged" meaningful fallacies. Nowadays they just put a ding after every mundane comment they make. They literally dinged a spaceship for not being Aerodynamic... do you guys even know what "aero" means?!?!

    • @Hraezlyrrrr
      @Hraezlyrrrr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean they always said they were assholes…

    • @Faputa345
      @Faputa345 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alien was done 8 years ago, so that was a pretty early video. Was the golden age 2012-2015 or something?

    • @decium1846
      @decium1846 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a joke

    • @jays7761
      @jays7761 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@decium1846 It's a joke that is repeated in every video, dozens of times each video? That doesn't seem like a joke... it seems like how they are.

    • @Laestrygonianz
      @Laestrygonianz หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah CS content gets steadily worse and nonsensical. The whole it's a joke defence is hot garbage. The jokes continually don't land. There's a much better channel that sins these sins...very meta 😂

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    AH YES THE SCHOOL OF RUNNING AWAY FROM THINGS!

  • @UNKA757
    @UNKA757 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Aerodynamics don't really matter in the Vacuum of space, there is no Air. If it was a ship re-entering earths atmosphere, it would matter.
    You could have a space station as a ship in space and it would effortlessly glide with minimal propulsion.

  • @Slazerith
    @Slazerith 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A lot of the super serious fire power that they have in the second movie actually turns out to be tripods and such. IIRC that dude that has the super big machine gun is actually carrying just the chest stability mount for one of the cameras. It was super interesting to go back and watch out what some of the movie props really were in those days

  • @andywilliams8563
    @andywilliams8563 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Been waiting for this one!

  • @mrmidnight2194
    @mrmidnight2194 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    44:52 the weight he uses to hit Sigourney Weaver with, when he goes to swing it at her, it bends like it's made of rubber.

  • @InformantNet
    @InformantNet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    09:56 Oh, please. People like to look at attractive bodies, especially nude or semi-clothed bodies. It's not "exploitation."

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    pleasure to see all these again in one video

  • @lwaysstartinsomethin
    @lwaysstartinsomethin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    🎉Perfect Timing!🎉 Something to twist my hair to!!

  • @ingredpaulson4530
    @ingredpaulson4530 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    In Alien 3, the alien is killed due to thermal shock. The alien's body is at the temperature of molten lead. Being doused with cold water causes it's exoskeleton to lose structural integrity and shatter due to the rapid change in the surface temperature. It's like pouring ice water into a hot glass, causing it to shatter.

  • @Chief_Valhir
    @Chief_Valhir 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've been waiting for this one 😁

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Xenomorphs enjoy a very enthusiastic walk and asked the human schmucks how's their health plans.
    Apparently it was great.

    • @laharlkent
      @laharlkent 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does their tv's have netflix?

    • @digital7779
      @digital7779 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Only the 70" plasma screens...​@@laharlkent

  • @yamask1017
    @yamask1017 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yo I got a 14 hour car ride ahead of me. Thank you cinemasins

  • @ReactEditsPapas13
    @ReactEditsPapas13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was the first time I heard the "footage of me trying to get one of my cats out from under my sofa", and that shit had me rollin! 😅😅😅

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like Ripley choosing to die in the same film that Newt dies in, makes me feel slightly less sad. Slightly.
    Still heart-breaking though.

  • @JackMellor498
    @JackMellor498 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    24:22
    No sin off for James Horner’s iconic, tense score for this movie? Shame on you! 🤨

  • @slipstick985
    @slipstick985 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:30 Space ships don't need to aerodynamic. There is no air in space.

  • @BarsMar
    @BarsMar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:12 do the eggs live forever? Truly valid question, that would have ended this hellish nightmare 😢

  • @Cadcomputers
    @Cadcomputers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:04 I like to think of hypersleep in comparison to the dentist. One X ray won’t kill you, but the reason the nurse walks out, is because it’s cumulative. Same as hypersleep. 17 days won’t age you that much, but the more missions you go on, the more cumulative it is…

  • @Wulfgeir
    @Wulfgeir 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:19:49 yes they do. Theyre bipedal and have arms, legs fingers and toes similar to humans. If you noticed in Alien 3, the xenomorph was quadrupedal because it came out of a dog. Did you not have the toys as a kid? They had a snake alien, rhino alien, gorilla alien, even a bull alien.

  • @bryanheilman4376
    @bryanheilman4376 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These are classic and great episodes, thanks so much for this!

  • @bether7607
    @bether7607 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I always thought that was the one never explained flaw in the first movie. That the face huggers could stay in stasis in their eggs until disturbed years later.

  • @adamfletter5842
    @adamfletter5842 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Look into my eye" was a way kids used to give the middle finger (usually to siblings) without your parents seeing. I have no idea why a grown man would use this tactic.

  • @matthewjohnson6886
    @matthewjohnson6886 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loving this one probably because of my ageing joints and nostalgia. I've got to ask does that prison in number 3 have a great Specsavers or am I hallucinating. Where did he get those glasses 😂

  • @liftedlachance7193
    @liftedlachance7193 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    great channel!!!!

  • @Jarrygames86
    @Jarrygames86 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alright!!! Another compilation!! LFG!

  • @troykearney9516
    @troykearney9516 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Sinning the franchise that has led to the greatest running Gag in CS history, the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things

  • @fitmcdeezy8778
    @fitmcdeezy8778 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ever since Pearlman said he pee'd on his hand to shake hands with someone I just can't watch his movies and take him serious

  • @robertmills8640
    @robertmills8640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this commentary, especially for the usless last 3 installments of the Alien series.👍👍👍

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    THERE IS NO AIR IN SPACE!

  • @xstop_yoyo
    @xstop_yoyo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Now, do every predator movie.

  • @CotyDinsen
    @CotyDinsen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Kanes son" It's so fuckin out of pocket. Lol

  • @tuggernut5225
    @tuggernut5225 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please do crawl next!!!

  • @antonysimpson6288
    @antonysimpson6288 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    100 sins added to the personal score of CinemaSIns for NOT KNOWING THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO BE STREAMLINED TO FLY IN SPACE!!!

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If Ashe knew about the alien inside Kane, he should have put Kane in a cryotube.

  • @tetsukomono
    @tetsukomono 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The ship not being streamlined is actually more realistic to me, compared to ships in Star Wars or Star Trek. If it was built in a shipyard in space and never enters atmosphere, there's no need for it to be streamlined. There's not enough resistance in space to need it, just look at space probes or the ISS with just stuff placed together for the best function/use of space rather than silhouette.

  • @creatinotionchannel2680
    @creatinotionchannel2680 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The first two films are perfection

  • @chipskylark172
    @chipskylark172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If I had to rank my favorite Alien movies in order (excluding AVPs and original films) I’d go with Aliens, Alien, Resurrection, Alien 3.

  • @Amanda.Cooper
    @Amanda.Cooper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm watching the franchise now. This is perfect timing. Just finished the first 3 Alien movies😂

  • @fitmcdeezy8778
    @fitmcdeezy8778 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How are aliens not extremely dehydrated shriveled raisins with how much they drool

  • @AeroliteSR
    @AeroliteSR 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Dental drill screaming" 😂

  • @tjen7929
    @tjen7929 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Predator ship doesn't always crash in remote areas. You forgot about Predator 2.

  • @wizzydoesdallas3408
    @wizzydoesdallas3408 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All the keys like panic lift all have specific meanings.

  • @Zilliguy
    @Zilliguy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:19:00 I’d say the alien having predator qualities is pretty consistent. The “human” aliens have human teeth, human like skulls behind their heads andthe dog alien ran on all fours and was more anatomically similar to a dog .

  • @manoz6194
    @manoz6194 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Having the suffix "dyne" doesn't mean the universe's are connected. The company Rocketdyne was founded in 1955

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yoyodyne from Buckaroo Banzai.

  • @Neo-bd9dk
    @Neo-bd9dk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    According to Alien Romulus, Ripley didn’t kill Kane’s son and the Alien Queen is alive too.
    2 Alien Queens are alive. 1 Ripley launched into space, and the other fallen into Earth’s Arctic Ocean.

  • @kolanos
    @kolanos 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:28 The thing about aerodynamics is the whole air thing.

  • @duncancurtis5108
    @duncancurtis5108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We all thought you'd done the Prometheus School of Running Away a willion times.😊

  • @kremsyngaming
    @kremsyngaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:19:45 aliens actually have the humanoid appearance from humans, covenant explains how that's possible

  • @kurgen96vods98
    @kurgen96vods98 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What makes me laugh the most, is that every AvP is set in the present day, yet, in the future, Alien, will occur, with absolutely no knowledge of these Xenomorphs, acting like a first encounter. What, none of the survivors had a social media account? No hidden data? It does create a plot hole XD

  • @nicholasbennett7367
    @nicholasbennett7367 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You uploaded the perfect fall asleep to 😂

  • @markthomson1816
    @markthomson1816 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    100 sins off for Sigourney kickin ass

  • @sinaristocrat7077
    @sinaristocrat7077 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Terminator alternate reality is totally possible John Connors "OG father" is in this movie quick flash at 14:36, and also at 15:17 on your video. I'm chuckling way to hard on this.

  • @BumMcFluff
    @BumMcFluff 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I appreciate the effort you put into this, and from @BatmanFan76 below with his time breakdown. But there are only two Alien films in my world view. And we all know which two I am referring to.