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Timestamps has come to your little town, Sheriff. 0:11 Halloween (1978) 14:46 Halloween II 33:39 Halloween H20 50:14 Rob Zombie’s Halloween 59:51 Halloween (2018) 1:17:01 Halloween Kills 1:40:04 Halloween Ends
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i have binged these for so long. as a halloween franchise fanatic, these r actually so refreshing to sit down and watch. so funnyyy. glad its all in one video now
1:15:52 Laurie was closing rooms she had already cleared, so he could not go into them. she never cleared the final room, hence michael being able to walk out of it…
Imagine being that one kid tho Not only did you accidentally dress up as a serial killer, but you get hit by a cop car, slammed into a van, AND FUCKING BLOW UP Dude just wanted some candy
You could have taken a sin from 2018 for the music where Michael "chases" Allison and one from Kills for the music where Michael and the mob get ready to fight. Absolute bangers.
Just imagine being the fake Michael myers, you head out to trick or treat at 4:00am, prime time for candy, then you got the cops chasing you so you obviously stalk away creepily, only to get hit by a cop who was clearly suicidal since if you weren’t there, he would’ve rammed 80 mph straight into that car. Now your dead all because you wanted a nutter butter
Personal opinion: I think a sin should be taken off for the sheer dedication to actually having a jock'o'lantern in nearly every scene. That's next level attention to detail
I can't believe he added a sin for Dr. Loomis using a payphone in 1978! What else was he going to use? No cell phones in 1978. Also, rotary phones weren't that uncommon back then either.
56:28 I like that Laurie told Lindsey to run home and Lindsey ran out of her own house. It shows how the mind reacts to trauma like that. People say and do dumb things when in peril and that's okay.
One thing I never got in 2018 is how someone would be allowed to stand in the yard screaming g at a patient while the rest of the loons get all riled up? That would’ve caused an instant lock down and that jack ass to be ejected from the grounds with extreme prejudice.
The problem with the recent trilogy is that the denizens of Haddenfield are traumatized the way they are. Michael only murdering for that one night didn't warrant the cloud of doom over the town that was represented in Halloween Kills.
We'd be better off with an update on the effect of the killings at Crystal Lake, a way to justify the grand reopening of the Camp PLUS the addition of a mashup between Jason and Kane Hodder's other he-man slasher Victor Crowley and it would still be better than Halloween Kills.
It wasn't just for the one night. He killed Judith in the 60s, then broke out and killed 5 more people in the 70s, then attacked again in the 2010s and killed far, far more people. I think the trauma of this in a small town is totally justified within the films.
It's because deep down the folks know about the lore. Retconning after Resurrection was simply to appease the fans that were melting down The fans that were just jealous Michaels hard work paid off. He outsmarted you and made folks of you all (especially Laurie) but they brought her back due to crying fans
So, nobody is going to mention the fact that Laurie's first TWO children were COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN?! HALLOWEEN 4-6: JAMIE HALLOWEEN H20: JOHN HALLOWEEN 2018, 2021, 2022: KAREN
You need to cover Season of the Witch. I think the movie is really good and way better than most of the sequels that actually have Michael Myers in them, but there is definitely enough nonsensical mayhem to rip into. 🎃
If Judith did complete the deed with her boyfriend, as depicted in the first movie, wouldn’t the rumor at least be that Michael did a little more “stabbing” even at 8 years it’s not an impossibility. I’m just saying the boyfriend isn’t factored into the story near enough and should be at least a mention after the first murder.
Yeah for all we know the bf actually killed her and the blame was put on the kid as he was carrying the knife that killed her and was in so much shock he was traumatized and went completely mute after hearing his sister get killed and finding the knife
I'm sinning you for missing one of the pumpkins in the kitchen background, but somehow discovering the ones to the immediate left and right of the one you missed.
I can confirm that people called Halloween H20 "Halloween Water" right in the theater. At least my group did. And thought we were so clever and funny, too. Not realizing everyone else was saying the same thing.
Hospitals are usually deserted as soon as supper has been served.. from around 20:00 to around 06:00 the halls are completely empty. Been hospitalized several times and I actually enjoyed roaming the halls at night. Huge place and noone around. So unless US hospitals are completely different I'd say H2's hospital segments needs to be unsinned.
Halloween movies really missed out on what could have been a much better movie series than Friday the 13th. The idea of Michael Meyers was so great and it feels like I'm supposed to love it, but it just drags and was done a huge injustice.
The collection of sound bites at the end made me nostalgic for a bunch of movies that are much better than most of the Halloween movies. So many good quotes.
"Why would Laurie being Michael's brother make people feel better?" Because it would give a reason behind the killings besides randomness, making people have an illusion of safety that it could never happen to them, because THEIR brother doesn't kill people. On another note, I'm so glad you removed a sin for my favorite part of Halloween 2018. 😭 "I CAN'T DO IT!!!....." 😠 "Gotcha."
06:28 *Since Annie & Laurie are getting high smoking that killer Tetrahydrocannabinol (Δ⁹-THC ⇔ C₂₁H₃₀O₂) they don't see Michael Myers or even care that Michael's been stalking & following them around all day.*
@@HeelDashing Oh, yeah! 😁 Still didn't forgive the movie for killing Little John offscreen, especially after dispatching his friend/lover/brother in quite a gruesome fashion!
So the cop runs down the guy dressed as Michael and rams him into a van sparking a fire, then asks is that him? While he’s fully engulfed in flames brilliant 😂
I actually would love to see all of them sinned. But I'm afraid you'd sin my favorite part of Resurrection when my man Busta Rhymes kicks Michael's ass with Kung Fu.😊
06:28 *Since Annie & Laurie are getting high smoking that killer Tetrahydrocannabinol (Δ⁹-THC ⇔ C₂₁H₃₀O₂) they don't see Michael Myers or even care that Michael's been stalking & following them around all day.*
Knitting needle. Twice you referred to the knitting needles as sewing needles, and the first time y'all suggested a sewing joke. That doesn't match the object in question. That is all. Love you and do carry on
Question: why are the kids being watched at their house instead of Laurie and Annie taking them trick or treating? Every other kid in the whole entire city is trick or treating except for Lindsay and Tommy. This always drove me nuts and never made any sense to me like why just them two kids aren't allowed to go trick or treating? Ugh makes no sense 🤦🤦
Why do I have a feeling that these are all the Halloween movie reviews that you did from a while back just put in the 1 video 🙄🤣 I feel like I've watched some of these before
Damnit. Was excited but literally a minute and 30 seconds in he says Michael myers doesn’t have the strength to shatter a car window. Meanwhile he slams grown men into bathroom stalls, one hand picks people up by their necks, AND LITERALLY forces his thumb through people’s skulls like it’s nothing. No shot we’re ruining 2 hours of content in the first 2 minutes right? Yikes
37:00 min in.. yeah that was funny it TRULY did read "Halloween, water" to me too.. an it was all just before DVDs basically took over the world I think too if I remember right
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7:24 I just realized micheal was waiting for traffic and obeying laws and that's hilarious
lol I was thinking about that too
gotta love a respectful Michael 😅🤣
🤣🤣🤣 like @@LuzMaria95
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He doesn't wanna stand out. 🤷🏻♂️
Timestamps has come to your little town, Sheriff.
0:11 Halloween (1978)
14:46 Halloween II
33:39 Halloween H20
50:14 Rob Zombie’s Halloween
59:51 Halloween (2018)
1:17:01 Halloween Kills
1:40:04 Halloween Ends
no 4, 5 or 6?
You don't know what timestamps are.
@jxchamb If you bothered to try them out, you'd know they're accurate.
@@PittsburghSportsFan43 Lol. In Halloween 2, Loomis famously says "you don't know what death is". I was doing a riff on that.
Rob Z's Halloween 2?. I thought I missed it when I nodded off 😴
2 hours ? Im gonna go make a snack and enjoy this
One Snack for 2 hours?
This is a sin
Here. For. It!
Not me this is over 2 hours long forget this shit sin video lol 😂 I’m gone
It’s about the same length as all the good parts of all the Halloween movies (even those that shall not be named). 😂
Have I watched all of these individually? Yes. Will I watch 2 hours of these combined into one video? Also yes
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@@ox3ee amen!!!
i have binged these for so long. as a halloween franchise fanatic, these r actually so refreshing to sit down and watch. so funnyyy. glad its all in one video now
Its like DVD commentary!!!
5:25 .... not back in '78. My babysitter took my friends and I to the drive-in to see this. Jump scares like that were jump scary.
Im jealous of your first time experiencing this movie. That’s so cool!!!
I loved going to the Drive In! They wouldnt work today! Too many Karens and too much Human Trafficking going on!
1:15:52 Laurie was closing rooms she had already cleared, so he could not go into them. she never cleared the final room, hence michael being able to walk out of it…
Imagine being that one kid tho
Not only did you accidentally dress up as a serial killer, but you get hit by a cop car, slammed into a van, AND FUCKING BLOW UP
Dude just wanted some candy
At least he got really loaded before that car hit him.
That's what his friends said.
RIP Ben Tramer. 😢
You could have taken a sin from 2018 for the music where Michael "chases" Allison and one from Kills for the music where Michael and the mob get ready to fight. Absolute bangers.
Just imagine being the fake Michael myers, you head out to trick or treat at 4:00am, prime time for candy, then you got the cops chasing you so you obviously stalk away creepily, only to get hit by a cop who was clearly suicidal since if you weren’t there, he would’ve rammed 80 mph straight into that car. Now your dead all because you wanted a nutter butter
I can give you some nutter butter
A nutter butter? Is that a jizz joke? Or does America have some fixked up names for candy?
@@retsaMinnavoiGNever make a TH-cam comment again
Personal opinion: I think a sin should be taken off for the sheer dedication to actually having a jock'o'lantern in nearly every scene. That's next level attention to detail
I can't believe he added a sin for Dr. Loomis using a payphone in 1978!
What else was he going to use? No cell phones in 1978.
Also, rotary phones weren't that uncommon back then either.
@@pattierotondo1108ik this is old
But I'm sinning YOU for thinking a nit-picky a hole would gaf about anything
Ya, but the sin gets added back on for inspiring Rob Zombie to severely over-Jack O'Lantern his dumb remake.
56:28 I like that Laurie told Lindsey to run home and Lindsey ran out of her own house. It shows how the mind reacts to trauma like that. People say and do dumb things when in peril and that's okay.
"Clearly everybody in this neighborhood went to Chicago for a night cause they don't hear any gunshots!" 🤣😂
One thing I never got in 2018 is how someone would be allowed to stand in the yard screaming g at a patient while the rest of the loons get all riled up? That would’ve caused an instant lock down and that jack ass to be ejected from the grounds with extreme prejudice.
Maybe that's the bit we didn't get to see after it cuts brutally.😆
Sartain wanted to see Michael provoked and the alarm is screaming, probably for a lock down right as we got into the opening credits.
Movies don't have to make sense
The problem with the recent trilogy is that the denizens of Haddenfield are traumatized the way they are. Michael only murdering for that one night didn't warrant the cloud of doom over the town that was represented in Halloween Kills.
We'd be better off with an update on the effect of the killings at Crystal Lake, a way to justify the grand reopening of the Camp PLUS the addition of a mashup between Jason and Kane Hodder's other he-man slasher Victor Crowley and it would still be better than Halloween Kills.
It wasn't just for the one night. He killed Judith in the 60s, then broke out and killed 5 more people in the 70s, then attacked again in the 2010s and killed far, far more people. I think the trauma of this in a small town is totally justified within the films.
@@nathanielbacon2661
2018 is a direct sequel to '78. Parts 2-10 do not exist.
@@nathanielbacon2661………ye just got fact!
It's because deep down the folks know about the lore. Retconning after Resurrection was simply to appease the fans that were melting down
The fans that were just jealous Michaels hard work paid off. He outsmarted you and made folks of you all (especially Laurie) but they brought her back due to crying fans
I work at a hospital and after 10pm we shut off most the light and it is that dark on most of the floor
So, nobody is going to mention the fact that Laurie's first TWO children were COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN?!
HALLOWEEN 4-6: JAMIE
HALLOWEEN H20: JOHN
HALLOWEEN 2018, 2021, 2022: KAREN
Because in the 2018 movie, 4-6, H2O, and Resurrection never happened. The timeline goes from the original Halloween to the 2018 movie.
Uhhhhh because those movies don’t exist on the 2018 timeline. How do people not know this basic information
Wait until 2038..... Halloween 60 years later
You need to cover Season of the Witch. I think the movie is really good and way better than most of the sequels that actually have Michael Myers in them, but there is definitely enough nonsensical mayhem to rip into. 🎃
SOTW is my favorite Halloween movie and I will stand on that!
It's my favorite other than the OG.
Agreed👍🏻
Yall are fucking nuts 😂😂
1:40 Michael had a wrench on his hand when he broke the passenger window. 🔧
Sin for Halloween 6:
"Michael apparently went on a diet after killing his niece, because he's gone from chubby to thin in a matter of days."
The Halloween Ends portion really puts David Gordon Green's interview on the Happy Sad Confused podcast into context.
You guys are really building up to Ressurrection with Busta Rhymes big time.
Top 5 Halloween 🎃 Movies
1. Halloween 1978
2. H20
3. Halloween 4
4. Halloween 2
5. Halloween 3
H20 is a cinematic abortion. It really duped a lot of the dumber mouth-agape Halloween fans.
There’s like, a whole NIC unit of children that probably died in the fire in Halloween 2.
Fun fact: watching this compilation is the only way to view the Halloween H20 vid, since the stand alone vid is blocked.
No it's not. I watched it earlier today.
If Judith did complete the deed with her boyfriend, as depicted in the first movie, wouldn’t the rumor at least be that Michael did a little more “stabbing” even at 8 years it’s not an impossibility.
I’m just saying the boyfriend isn’t factored into the story near enough and should be at least a mention after the first murder.
Yeah for all we know the bf actually killed her and the blame was put on the kid as he was carrying the knife that killed her and was in so much shock he was traumatized and went completely mute after hearing his sister get killed and finding the knife
@@beverlyarcher546We see the boyfriend leave and Michael kill Judith afterwards.
@@PittsburghSportsFan43
I think they were giving an idea in the a way that a character in the movies could possibly come up with
I'm sinning you for missing one of the pumpkins in the kitchen background, but somehow discovering the ones to the immediate left and right of the one you missed.
I'm sinning him for not adding a sin over Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees being the gun store owner in Rob Zombie's Halloween.
@@pattierotondo1108 hey hey, he's a monkee
So.... I’m going to be that guy. 2:47 - What the frack is an Alpine’s Bulletin? It should be an All Points Bulletin, right? +1 Sin
That is the fault of the person who made the subtitles (probably not an actual human) because Loomis clearly says, "All Points Bulletin"!
Why do the one word sins crack me up more than anything else? Lindsey. Kids. You. Reading. And of course Comcast! 😂
Loomis should have said at one point”Michael I’m upping your dosage from 800mg Thorazine to 44 caliber lead
I can confirm that people called Halloween H20 "Halloween Water" right in the theater. At least my group did. And thought we were so clever and funny, too. Not realizing everyone else was saying the same thing.
Wait… it’s NOT called that?
Mind. Blown.
Ah yes, the good old "i'm being so funny cause it looks like the thing crowd" vs "I'm just simple and enjoy taking things at face value crowd"
Pleeeease make a video for all the missing sequels. Me and my family are obsessed with Michael Myers and love these videos! lol.
A two hour compilation? Let me get my blankets and cocoa chile 😏💅🏼💯
I’m binging your videos. I wish the “ding” was a bit softer. My dog is in another room and keeps drooling
The fighting fires but terrible at fighting Myers joke possible could hav killed me me😂
44:03 Glamlite is having a makeup collection with both! 😂😂
Loving the the Castlevania theme for the bonus round.
"I was good to you mikey !" Lol
you forgot Halloween III, Haloween IV, Halloween V, Halloween VI, Halloween Resurrection and Rob Zombie’s Halloween II
Rob Zombies Halloween could be a Halloween drinking game with all those pumpkins 😂
Top 5 worst Halloween Movies!
1. Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie)
2. Halloween ( Rob Zombie)
3. Halloween 5
4. Halloween resurrection
5. Halloween KILLS
You've obviously never seen Part 3 or 6
H3 is the last good one. The rest are pandering trash for the dumber mouth-agape Michael Myers fans.
I honestly liked Kills. Ends however...awful.
I didn't know they put her mom in it in the movie too! That would have been a wonderful experience to do with your mom! How lucky!! 😢💔
The car she is driving is the same model and the same license plate number as the car she drove in Psycho.
WE NEED MORE MARATHONS FOR REAL
You forgot to take 100 sins off for Don't Fear The Reaper 6:26
Hospitals are usually deserted as soon as supper has been served.. from around 20:00 to around 06:00 the halls are completely empty. Been hospitalized several times and I actually enjoyed roaming the halls at night. Huge place and noone around. So unless US hospitals are completely different I'd say H2's hospital segments needs to be unsinned.
Halloween movies really missed out on what could have been a much better movie series than Friday the 13th. The idea of Michael Meyers was so great and it feels like I'm supposed to love it, but it just drags and was done a huge injustice.
The collection of sound bites at the end made me nostalgic for a bunch of movies that are much better than most of the Halloween movies. So many good quotes.
"Why would Laurie being Michael's brother make people feel better?"
Because it would give a reason behind the killings besides randomness, making people have an illusion of safety that it could never happen to them, because THEIR brother doesn't kill people.
On another note, I'm so glad you removed a sin for my favorite part of Halloween 2018. 😭 "I CAN'T DO IT!!!....." 😠 "Gotcha."
06:28 *Since Annie & Laurie are getting high smoking that killer Tetrahydrocannabinol (Δ⁹-THC ⇔ C₂₁H₃₀O₂) they don't see Michael Myers or even care that Michael's been stalking & following them around all day.*
She can’t be his brother… maybe his sister
Just finished the most recent trilogy. 1 is okay, 2 is messy but entertaining and 3 was painful!😮
Although Little John and Big John were funny AF!
😮😮😊😊
I got this knife
@@HeelDashing Oh, yeah! 😁
Still didn't forgive the movie for killing Little John offscreen, especially after dispatching his friend/lover/brother in quite a gruesome fashion!
Ends was the only oroginal idea of the trilogy
@@travzimmerman1340 no, ends did the same thing halloween 4 was trying to do with Jamie. But the only difference is halloween 4 did it better.
So the cop runs down the guy dressed as Michael and rams him into a van sparking a fire, then asks is that him? While he’s fully engulfed in flames brilliant 😂
Perfect thing to play in the background as I build a large Lego set
2:47 you have Alpine’s Bulletin in the subtitles. It’s all points bulletin.
Nobody else noticed that was a nod to Halloween three with the masks on the victims on the playground?
Little John stands and screams in Austin powers as well ... true character actor
So, in a way not only did her parents kind of help her get into movies, but halloween themed ones!?
all ive gotta say, abandoned cars by the highway and missing tombstones, you've never been to the midwest have you?
The reasoning for Josh Harnett's hair is actually pretty awesome 😂
I actually would love to see all of them sinned.
But I'm afraid you'd sin my favorite part of Resurrection when my man Busta Rhymes kicks Michael's ass with Kung Fu.😊
1:39 The real CinemaSin here is you can see the wrench on his palm!
7:28 ish...I'd be SUPER paranoid and would've ABSOLUTELY noticed Michael.
06:28 *Since Annie & Laurie are getting high smoking that killer Tetrahydrocannabinol (Δ⁹-THC ⇔ C₂₁H₃₀O₂) they don't see Michael Myers or even care that Michael's been stalking & following them around all day.*
I mostly agree with you. But how on earth does going trick-or-treating early "severely limit your candy haul."?
He refused to let the fact that the mask was stolen from a hardware store go. Which is completely hilarious
Wow, did I get clickbaited hard. When it says "Every" halloween, I didn't expect half of them to be missing.
I hope you will make videos on the Halloween movies you haven’t done yet.
Knitting needle. Twice you referred to the knitting needles as sewing needles, and the first time y'all suggested a sewing joke. That doesn't match the object in question. That is all. Love you and do carry on
3:31 You Mean Like Halloween Ends That Everybody Hates? 😂
Yes, thay is exactly what he means
1:27:02 I never realized that Big John and Little John's picture was on the bench in the background
I love your reaction when Michael walks through the glass at the Hospital
at 7:05 you should've sinned the sheriff somehow not smelling the weed the girls are smoking in the car.
A much needed compilation👏🏽
I feel.robbed that the rest of the Halloween movies aren't on here
I will always sin reviewers who don’t realise that Wynn is the name of another rune making the doctor an obvious villain in H6.
Michael looks both ways before he enters the intersection at 7:20
Halloween Kills was fan service movie love it Halloween Ends was a spit in the face of Halloween fans
Please Do Halloween III Season of The Witch. I can only imagine what annoys everyone about it😂
H3 = top 3 movie in the franchise
Question: why are the kids being watched at their house instead of Laurie and Annie taking them trick or treating? Every other kid in the whole entire city is trick or treating except for Lindsay and Tommy. This always drove me nuts and never made any sense to me like why just them two kids aren't allowed to go trick or treating? Ugh makes no sense 🤦🤦
I love how halloween 2 brushes off the fact the piggies brutally killed an innocent person with their car
You going to be ok?
Edgy kid
I needed to laugh so badly today. Thank this channel so much for bringing pure unadulterated joy.
Where are the others? Part 4 has always been my favorite
1:05:12 : Naming your son Lumpy •ding 🔔•
The scalpel is strong enough to lift a human, but the human torso isn't strong enough to properly grip it.
I thought for sure this was every Halloween movie they’ve sinned, as in, any movie that has to do with Halloween.
1:16:41 a terrible plan. . .that worked.
DO THEM ALL ... pretty please with sugar on top
"Ah, Donald Trump!" First sentence and I spat my drink everywhere 😅
😂lmao
He was in 1 of these??!!
Why do I have a feeling that these are all the Halloween movie reviews that you did from a while back just put in the 1 video 🙄🤣 I feel like I've watched some of these before
because they are
2:00:57
Allyson: “Youuuuuuuuu”
CinemaSins: You
Is that Annabelle's first cameo in horror movies? 5:52
Yup 😁
Damnit. Was excited but literally a minute and 30 seconds in he says Michael myers doesn’t have the strength to shatter a car window. Meanwhile he slams grown men into bathroom stalls, one hand picks people up by their necks, AND LITERALLY forces his thumb through people’s skulls like it’s nothing. No shot we’re ruining 2 hours of content in the first 2 minutes right? Yikes
37:00 min in.. yeah that was funny it TRULY did read "Halloween, water" to me too.. an it was all just before DVDs basically took over the world I think too if I remember right
It will never stop making me laugh that the fire was seemingly put out (yes, could’ve just burned through everything, but the line is very glaring)😂
Boogeyman is mentioned so often I was waiting for John wick to turn up and fight Michael Myers
There were lots of cliche sins in Halloween II. What if that movie started all of the cliche's? Then they wouldn't be cliche sins would they?
One thing, where does Michael get gas for the station wagon 😳
I just want to point out that a person can't commit "accidental murder"
You didn't bring up the Halloween 3 masks at the merry go round
Drinks snacks and blunts on deck while I'm over here, lmao 🤣😂 !!This Is A Sin!! 😂😅
Sin 2 is blasphemy! Considering Carpenter was paid only $10k for doing SO many jobs for the first film!
Cinema-sins yes yes yes! Been waiting for this !!! Im so there !
Just watched this in one entire sitting. lol