South Korea Is Cooked...

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  • @ConfusedOracle
    @ConfusedOracle หลายเดือนก่อน +2434

    martial law being taken back in less than 3 hours is so fucking funny lmao

    • @tacogodboomdogg
      @tacogodboomdogg หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      He got hella ratiod.

    • @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle
      @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      bro rolled a 1 on that charisma check

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Femboy pyro

    • @JamesterIsDivergent
      @JamesterIsDivergent หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      South koreans really said ‘nuh uh’

    • @protostnl6369
      @protostnl6369 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      The “Becoming a dictator” speedrun failed.

  • @startron252
    @startron252 หลายเดือนก่อน +1211

    Pyro walking through the town of Silent Hill to search for his father who is in prison

    • @Bapper_McBapper
      @Bapper_McBapper หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Basil pfp!?!?

    • @startron252
      @startron252 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Bapper_McBapper BASIL PFP INDEEEEEEED!

    • @Conmonkeywookie
      @Conmonkeywookie หลายเดือนก่อน

      :/

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's a femboy so he's on the right path!

    • @JamesterIsDivergent
      @JamesterIsDivergent หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Conmonkeywookie🚱

  • @ClownnMaid
    @ClownnMaid หลายเดือนก่อน +1763

    What one episode of ASOT does to a government

    • @Isoternal
      @Isoternal หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      the funny thing is he said he'd stop making the slop if asot performed well and it actually peformed very well yet hes still making slop

    • @Dubstepper
      @Dubstepper หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@Isoternal did you watch the whole video 😭
      he calculated how many views he needed for it to be worth it, and it wasnt worth it. I want less slop tho

    • @primuspilusfellatus6501
      @primuspilusfellatus6501 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@IsoternalBro is not making it off a 700k views a week

    • @bloodborneonpc7
      @bloodborneonpc7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Aren’t you the person in sleep deprived comment sections who’s obsessed with Mikasacus?

    • @ClownnMaid
      @ClownnMaid หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @ pyro keeps me tame for the time between uploads

  • @kingchloris2
    @kingchloris2 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    The thing is that South Korea has mandatory military service for its entire population, meaning that most of the people being affected by this will have the skills to bypass soldiers in the first place.

    • @jaryRim
      @jaryRim หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Just for the men tho

    • @alanhasmemes
      @alanhasmemes หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      By entire population you mean entire male population lol

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      xD
      omg imagine.

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@alanhasmemes Okay YES true, but that's still half the fucking population. And I'm sure many of them can teach the women the same thing, if said women aren't already capable for one reason or another.

  • @EZ4S30NG
    @EZ4S30NG หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    6:43 South Korea has a mandatory army time in place so 90% of male citizens are ex military so that explains the arm maneuver.

    • @EZ4S30NG
      @EZ4S30NG หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Ex Military like Death Grips?!

    • @thebiggestmonkey9172
      @thebiggestmonkey9172 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also explains the resentful and anal men

    • @EiOo-p6t
      @EiOo-p6t หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@EZ4S30NGDamn..that's rough.

    • @zzz_zzz_ZZZ_zzz_ZZZ_ZZZ_Z_z-ZZ
      @zzz_zzz_ZZZ_zzz_ZZZ_ZZZ_Z_z-ZZ หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@EZ4S30NGYOOOOO DEATH GRIPSSS! IM PAINTING THE SCREEN BLACK WITH MY UHHH MY

    • @ThatEffinMonke
      @ThatEffinMonke หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      The mandatory military time is probably also why they were easily deterred in the videos. They didn't actually wanna do anything to the civilians, only putting in the bare minimum effort just to say, "Well, we tried!" In order to not get in trouble with the brass

  • @comebackkid1216
    @comebackkid1216 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    the korea peninsula is crazy since on one end you have an absolute communistic dystopian hellhole and on the other end you have an absolute capitalistic dystopian hellhole
    i wonder what kind of dystopia would come out of a unified Korea

    • @박규진-z5c
      @박규진-z5c 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      🇰🇷 🇰🇷 🇰🇷

    • @zZ38PYB50guA9PUuDhAI
      @zZ38PYB50guA9PUuDhAI 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It would be ultra nationalistic Neo confucian dystopia

    • @CoaMan
      @CoaMan 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      China

    • @mrdaxtercrane
      @mrdaxtercrane 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Similar to West and East Germany on the Berlin Wall divide

  • @tombruv8131
    @tombruv8131 หลายเดือนก่อน +460

    first sighting is pyro outside

    • @TAUVojcek-bo2xj
      @TAUVojcek-bo2xj หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      pyro inflation🇲🇪

  • @Gattsu
    @Gattsu หลายเดือนก่อน +960

    pyro you told me to take the copyright claim IM NOT AS RICH AS YOU BRO 😭

    • @ProbablyCipher
      @ProbablyCipher หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      samsung tryna silence vro 💔

    • @sillyheet
      @sillyheet หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      board your doors cause samsung might be coming

    • @sillyheet
      @sillyheet หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      MAKE VIDEOS ON BLADEE COWARD

    • @IEatAncientArtifacts
      @IEatAncientArtifacts หลายเดือนก่อน

      #1 Samsung opp

    • @theantisocialone3075
      @theantisocialone3075 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Claim Pyro's Video so he can't buy his monthly fat furry figures

  • @SargentZombieHunter0
    @SargentZombieHunter0 หลายเดือนก่อน +390

    Wait this combo might be perfect, longer run time, more in-depth funny edits, but also covering current events/memes

    • @SIGuess
      @SIGuess หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I have a name in mind for this style of content I call it... slop (marvel music starts playing)

    • @dannyshoe5268
      @dannyshoe5268 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Funny is a strong word

    • @ballzdeeep3444
      @ballzdeeep3444 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes but the rest of the video is just a stream clip of a reaction so we still have a ways to go

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      But then I can’t circlejerk about how pyro broke into my house and forced me to watch slop! How dare he make videos to fund his main channel videos!

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PYRO NEWS
      PYRO NEWS

  • @yazanus4530
    @yazanus4530 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    0:00 - 8:08 : Explaining Situations of South Korea
    8:09 - 26:42 : Reacting to a Video and Yapping

    • @bosch5303
      @bosch5303 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Thanks!

  • @Da1eyend
    @Da1eyend หลายเดือนก่อน +1841

    The slop keeps flowing

    • @murgeous
      @murgeous หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      lmao korea funny

    • @mirrorhymn
      @mirrorhymn หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i love traditional korean fried chicken

    • @buttmuncher-cm5tl
      @buttmuncher-cm5tl หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Guy above me is r worf

    • @giggidygoblin
      @giggidygoblin หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Yeah but they retracted it, so it's funny again

    • @anassright5342
      @anassright5342 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      But its lifted?

  • @ugotisa
    @ugotisa หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    2:20 What Pyro didn't know that it was indeed a 'Metro's Boomin' moment

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 หลายเดือนก่อน +655

    The South Korea situation is crazy

    • @mineken360
      @mineken360 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      i was gonna comment that and i thought i was being smart until i saw this comment

    • @radicalagnostic
      @radicalagnostic หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      the south korea drama

    • @XiaoMeiling-mei
      @XiaoMeiling-mei หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thankyou for sssllloppin by

    • @kolikolikolikolikolikolikoliko
      @kolikolikolikolikolikolikoliko หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mineken360 give in to the hivemind bro. repeat the joke bro

    • @l_dek
      @l_dek หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      New South Korea update is crazy….

  • @GSvXity
    @GSvXity หลายเดือนก่อน +298

    South Koreas number one fear was for pyro live to make a video about it

    • @tunnelsnakesrule7541
      @tunnelsnakesrule7541 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's so over Koreabros.

    • @AllotOfstuff
      @AllotOfstuff หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 its korover.

  • @Babernad
    @Babernad หลายเดือนก่อน +222

    The Slop Korea situation is insane

  • @vanumanumanum
    @vanumanumanum หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    "I'm not having another metros boomin" *proceeds to call hybe 'high-bee'*

  • @Altuser-w6b
    @Altuser-w6b หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    They somehow fit two dystopias onto one peninsula

    • @Nik0__
      @Nik0__ หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Really takes the cake

    • @biosavat9475
      @biosavat9475 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fr hell

  • @mediahkm
    @mediahkm หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    I am Korean, and Korea is in chaos right now with breaking news. The president's martial law troops entered the National Election Commission first. The martial law troops entered the National Assembly an hour after martial law was declared, and only 50 people entered. However, 300 people entered the National Election Commission right away. The chairman of the National Election Commission is a Supreme Court Justice, so inspection and search are impossible. However, the recent election in Korea, where the opposition party won, was suspected of election fraud. And the president's announcement of the lifting of martial law was a recorded video.

    • @mediahkm
      @mediahkm หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      In Korea, there is speculation that martial law was in place to search the National Election Commission.

    • @epicc_exe
      @epicc_exe หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      kpopland is cooked ⁉⁉

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess 2024 is just The Year of Voting Fraud

    • @LolloPoltera
      @LolloPoltera หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does the Name Hwang Woo suk ring any bells

    • @defiant18
      @defiant18 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So did the military turn on him or were they ready to do what ever he said ?

  • @mintyeye1203
    @mintyeye1203 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    editors gave up halfway through the slop, it’s over

  • @dubl33_27
    @dubl33_27 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    13:00 rich man complaining about not getting more money moment.

    • @nicolaszanon3337
      @nicolaszanon3337 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro acting like 1 mr beast slop doesnt give 100x the money

    • @biosavat9475
      @biosavat9475 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ik its a bit but it's genuinely making him more and more unlikable. And it's not funny

    • @CornyWhiteMFDOOMFan
      @CornyWhiteMFDOOMFan 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@biosavat9475get your money up broke boy

  • @TheLindenbeat
    @TheLindenbeat หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Pyros ability to name videos is cooked

  • @GlitchBloxyOFFICIAL
    @GlitchBloxyOFFICIAL หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    South Korea is actually cooked…

    • @notaspeck6104
      @notaspeck6104 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The globe is cooked tbh, quite literally.

  • @Criegrrunov
    @Criegrrunov หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Isn't Marshal Law a Tekken character? We are truly cooked.

    • @BeansLive567
      @BeansLive567 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      first I was thinking, then I was in realization, and now its fear. because it is a tekken character

    • @Monsoon.Rebecca
      @Monsoon.Rebecca หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Marshal Law from Tekken was real for 24 hours

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I HATE RICH PEOPLE!!!!

  • @kzaeytzev4810
    @kzaeytzev4810 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Many people forget that South Korea only became a democracy in 1987, and at points in the past was the same if not worse than North Korea when it came to democracy and human rights.

    • @AbandonedStarSystem
      @AbandonedStarSystem หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      you know who else happened in 1987?

    • @b0t123
      @b0t123 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AbandonedStarSystemyour mom

    • @notaspeck6104
      @notaspeck6104 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      That’s not the takeaway. The takeaway is that democracy is fragile. It doesn’t matter how long a country has been democratic, all it takes is a few years for it to lose that democracy. You can see the same pattern across the globe, democratic countries becoming more and more fascistic.
      Do you really think the SK president would’ve done this if he didn’t see that? The reason he failed is he didn’t spend time stoking misinformation and turning his party into loyalists. That’s why.

    • @q851230
      @q851230 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Tbh it’s shocking to me how many westerners has to look up what martial law is, that’s something drill into family history for too many Asian countries.

    • @rockmycd1319
      @rockmycd1319 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh yeah the first president of South Korea was literally just a kleptocrat

  • @Alucetta
    @Alucetta หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    0:17 is it scary I swear I’ve been there?

    • @mintysmithmrsmithfromtheLCA
      @mintysmithmrsmithfromtheLCA หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Everyone in England swears they've been there

    • @paracosm0
      @paracosm0 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      im in scotland and i swear i've been there before

    • @LukaMav15
      @LukaMav15 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Y’all think someone else was walking out there and thought Pyro was a skin walker 🤣

  • @FreddieSea
    @FreddieSea หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    My favourite part is the rant about the money scam thing that has literally nothing to do with SK

  • @LolaYod
    @LolaYod หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    The problem is that South Korea has mandatory military duty for its entire population, which means that the majority of those affected will already be able to avoid soldiers.

    • @ThatEffinMonke
      @ThatEffinMonke หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Also means that most soldiers/grunts won't wanna do anything to civilians for that reason along with the fact they're supposed to protect civilians.

    • @acat4215
      @acat4215 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And also people have families, they're going to start beefing with their parents to comply?

    • @donovanchau3483
      @donovanchau3483 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Conscription only applies to men, but many women serve regardless. However despite conscription being in place since 1957, that didn’t stop the government from killing up to 3,000 protesters in 1980 when the last martial law was enacted. Let’s just be glad Yoon backed down even when the military said they only take orders from him and not the parliament even after the 190-0 vote to end the martial law.

    • @gabrisgamer450
      @gabrisgamer450 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stolen bot comment

  • @youraveragechroma2139
    @youraveragechroma2139 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    4:08 Holy crap! Someone actually remembers the “F to pay respects” game! It’s been 10 years!

  • @erraticrasmus
    @erraticrasmus หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    ok the part at 23:39 was actually rlly funny it was like pyro and the squeaker were reacting to samsung funeral homes

  • @noriakikakyoin8
    @noriakikakyoin8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Pyro disliking Argentina when its economy is incredibly inflated is truly the opposite of a Pyro moment

  • @thatoneguy7469
    @thatoneguy7469 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    The slop is back

    • @TAUVojcek-bo2xj
      @TAUVojcek-bo2xj หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      at least the editing is less sloppy

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Making slop while standing up is still slop. Do better, Niall.

  • @BloodyMunchkin
    @BloodyMunchkin หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    My favourite part in this video is when he talked about a topic for 5 minutes then sat down and watched someone else's video on the same topic for the next 20 minutes

  • @_pirate1
    @_pirate1 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    12:55 is the most based and goated statement ever said by Pyrocynical

  • @ulxsyxd
    @ulxsyxd 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Im currently studying in South Korea, and when the martial law was declared I had no idea what was happening. But in my country all the news outlets said it was a coup attempt which scared my family and friends shitless because we’ve been through coups and martial law declarations too.
    Even though the parliament was shut down and soldiers were denying entry, the chad parliament members forced their way inside to start a vote for the dismissal of the martial law and it was dismissed in like two and a half hours lol. And the next morning everyone went to school and work like nothing happened.
    I was so happy for Korea because knowing their past and seeing how they’ve learned from their harsh past and how they value their democracy, but also sad that I can’t see this kind of behavior to protect your own freedom and democracy in my own country.

  • @TsarTonyr
    @TsarTonyr หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Bro is reactmaxxing 💀

  • @Rambo-f6m
    @Rambo-f6m หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    7:19 Oh my God....diffeent politcal parties actually agreeing with something, with no one saying no? South Korea better goverment then America

  • @Murr1sson
    @Murr1sson หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    As they say in Dune "The slop must flow."

  • @theplushmaster562
    @theplushmaster562 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    22:03 Literally peak hypocrisy considering half of Pyro's uploads from 2017 are silent now because of copyright claims.

  • @LesnyAbuk
    @LesnyAbuk หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    sloppy sloppy slop slop is no more...

  • @LetrixAR
    @LetrixAR หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hopefully this helps you recover from that sub scam

  • @k1nkyshouto372
    @k1nkyshouto372 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    as one of those 3 women i must say i really dont care about kpop but anyway i am greatfull that there is more slop for me to bathe in also known as your content. sincerest thanks inflation man!
    (edit: after fully watching the video i realized this was once again slop. this piggy has been fed oink oink)

    • @eluvvs
      @eluvvs หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@k1nkyshouto372 feeling the same oink oink feeling nicely stuffed oink

    • @princessdollgf
      @princessdollgf 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      As the 2/3 women in the audience, I wholeheartedly agree

    • @lizz79
      @lizz79 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I must be the 3/3 woman. Glad we found each other!

  • @lastsummerday
    @lastsummerday หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    6:50 I mean they are civilians but civilians that have been though the mandatory 2 year training

  • @justgamingentertainment
    @justgamingentertainment หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When you are deciding to start martial law based on the voices in your head

  • @Muroko.
    @Muroko. หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love high quality slop the opening bit actually made such a difference

  • @Redrum_AEP
    @Redrum_AEP หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:20 its over when i say its over

  • @swizzler
    @swizzler หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I recently found a bunch of stuff from my parents before me and my siblings were born, and discovered entire hobbies and side-hustles I had no idea they did. we replaced all their hobbies, made me bummed out.

  • @Apalumbo07
    @Apalumbo07 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:18 happiest Birmingham landscape

  • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
    @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The inflating price of pyro donations
    For every time he complains I will add a single Pixel to an image of his character taking ozemic
    You choose if it's 4K

  • @ygk960
    @ygk960 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    i'm South korean. now i'm so embrased yeah not North ahaha. Our president did something wrog and this was very serious problem to us. We had a dictator untill 1988 and that was really long time to pain to people and trauma or ptsd to people. so we more sensitive and upset to goverment. i don't know how many people see my comment but i want to tell people we are not fail and we will win again. South Korea democracy was not free. we bleed so many times and got it. so thank you becuase you talking to the people so more many people know this. this is embrased issue to world but this is fine because we need to know shame feeling and president or some power people can't do this some crazy acting because people get attention to this more and more. i'm sorry to my bad English but i really want to tell people. so guys have a nice day!

  • @magni5648
    @magni5648 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I dare say the video title is dead wrong. South Korea just showed the strength of its institutions and the support of its people for democracy in squashing this dumbass coup in the most unceremonious manner possible.

    • @theultimatewarlord69420
      @theultimatewarlord69420 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes, this is also my perspective on the situation. I completely agree with you

    • @macksii
      @macksii หลายเดือนก่อน

      liberals be like "so what there's a mega capitalist dystopian. they only ALMOST did fascist shenanigans on political opponents in a *democracy*"
      maybe you'll realize the problems with korea is a plutocracy combined with democracy means it's a republic for the owner class, while the worker class remains oppressed and cannot hold a voice using democratic means

    • @biosavat9475
      @biosavat9475 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's a complete oligarchy tho

    • @Light-20
      @Light-20 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      'democracy' but all the politicians bend the knee to samsung

  • @sonofadeadmeme
    @sonofadeadmeme 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    what i find really funny about the clip of the SK soldier being "countered" or "parried" at 6:36 is that the block wouldn't even turn him that way, he gets his right arm lightly pushed right, and then turns left with his hands up

  • @ATBZ
    @ATBZ หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The great part about having your entire country bieng ex military is that when a stupid power play like the one they went through with, nearly everyone is able to fight against it.

  • @bruhh9947
    @bruhh9947 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    pyro actually put effort and got outside for 2 seconds to record the silent hill bit. Slop is actually evolving

  • @deepfriedcream
    @deepfriedcream หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This higher quality pyrolive content rocks please keep it up

  • @FunnierIrishPerson
    @FunnierIrishPerson 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    22:02 I saw the original of this. Basically, he was explaining that everything South Korean people do revolves around Samsung.

  • @Altuser-w6b
    @Altuser-w6b หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    North Korea: 1984
    South Korea: 2077

    • @genoob5843
      @genoob5843 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I had to choose, I’d take 2077

  • @JohnByakEbobobaByakus
    @JohnByakEbobobaByakus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    pyro, you have inspired me to rethink about becoming a youtuber and actually do something more useful. thank you pyro

  • @occicor7657
    @occicor7657 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The South Korea situation is insane...

  • @ryanloughlin3485
    @ryanloughlin3485 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That Operation Metro Reference at the beginning had me absolutely dead. That caught me off guard lmfao

  • @katerinakralova7292
    @katerinakralova7292 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As one of the 3 women that watch this channel (I am actually nonbinary, but I bet I show up as a woman in the statistics), I do very much indeed care about kpop news.
    Some people agree that the kpop industry is headed into a garbage fire at rapid speed this year, and I am one of those people.
    The new jeans situation is crazy, the hybe (which pyro pronounced wrong) label is a flaming pile of shit at the moment, mainly because of the leaked internal documents where they bodyshamed some idols (ones that were under the company and some that were outside), said some heinous shit about groups outside of their label, revealed their plans to indirectly sabotage new jeans by making the new group Illit and Le Sserafim replace them in talent, quality of releases and performances. Which some people labeled as butter bullshit, since neither of the two groups that were supposed to replace them can sing live, and Illit is mostly just visual group.
    However the shit goes deeper, unfortunately I am not entirely educated on the situation, and so I cannot say everything with utmost certainty. However, even before Illit had their debut, people noticed the striking resemblance to new jeans' debut album photos, and when their debut single was released, these talks spread even further. The song 'Magnetic' absolutely sounds like something from new jeans, but since both are 5 member girl groups with young members, it was dismissed by some as stands being angry at nothing.
    Well, the ceo of the company new jeans were under (ADOR, one of the many companies under BIG HIT entertainment, that owns the hybe label that releases all the idols' music), Min Heejin, set up a press conference to acuse the company that owns Illit of plagirism. This eventually lead to Min Heejin being removed as the ceo of the company, and after new jeans made a stream, demanding for her to be reinstated as the ceo and claiminf that one of their members was insulted by manager of another group by telling the members of said group to ignore her (they didnt specify which group, but later the manager of Illit said that no such thing happened), this particular incident has been brought to court as work place bullying, I don't know how that ended, but I know that it was either dismissed by the court or it was deemed as not a bullying case.
    Not too long ago after the stream, Min Heejin has been placed as the internal director, and things seemed to calm down. BUT THEN THE DOCUMENTS LEAKED
    And now new jeans "left" the company (I am unsure of if their broke their contracts or just decided to not participate in the activities they were supposed to) and Mi Heejin left as well, and there are rumors that she plans on making a new company.
    As much as I would love to say that this is all that has been going on in kpop this year, I would be lying, because shit goes way deeper. However I am gonna end this here, cuz damn this turned into an essay.
    Sorry for the long post, here is a potato 🥔

  • @ClawlyPlayz
    @ClawlyPlayz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    South Korea situation is crazy

  • @theslopthickens
    @theslopthickens หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0 views in 18 sloptoseconds bro is back

  • @artemprotectron
    @artemprotectron หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The slop is back 😂 POGGERS

  • @jefjefferson946
    @jefjefferson946 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Pyro's Haircut Is Cooked...

  • @k_loves_kaffeine
    @k_loves_kaffeine หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    PYRO I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE REASON I MOVED FROM NEW ZEALAND TO ENGLAND

    • @ClownnMaid
      @ClownnMaid หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🎉🎉😂😂❤❤❤ my unvle

    • @zekebobm8085
      @zekebobm8085 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      my condolences living in the uk🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧

    • @___von___7377
      @___von___7377 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      New Zealand to the UK. Downgrade of the millennium

  • @dantheman4628
    @dantheman4628 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:51 to skip 4 min donation rant

  • @IdrisAfonina-u7w
    @IdrisAfonina-u7w หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Finally! Thanks for the update.

  • @WonderfulWorldOfSuit
    @WonderfulWorldOfSuit หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    North Korean Bub Games caused the South Korean Head Admin to call all their mods to jail everyone, when it turned out Bub wasnt even on

  • @shacohemminway8369
    @shacohemminway8369 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That’s crazy that I saw pyro outside before GTA 6

  • @THE블유
    @THE블유 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There’s obviously many misunderstandings and generalizations in this video.
    But if you see korea in an extreme and drastic way, it is like that.
    But if you use this perspective on other countries, it wouldn’t be that different

  • @Lily-qj7zy
    @Lily-qj7zy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    as one of the 3 females watching rn, i appreciate the kpop news 🙏

  • @amialovesbugs
    @amialovesbugs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the south korea situation is insane

  • @FreddieSea
    @FreddieSea หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Pyro loves posting stream clips on PyroLIVE

  • @kazulitheseawing3284
    @kazulitheseawing3284 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The internet has absolutely broken me as a person hearing martial law be declared in another country and i get to hear like seven different people say "the south korea situation is crazy". Like we get to describe something as historic as this, where martial law was last declared in 1979, literally over fourty years, and its described with the same kind of energy and nuance as Mr BigChungus420 being called out for saying the R word.

  • @whirlwindtech1583
    @whirlwindtech1583 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    thank you mr history teacher pyro

  • @jinbe_of_the_sea4577
    @jinbe_of_the_sea4577 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    4:08 cod aw my beloved

  • @iankneecox4098
    @iankneecox4098 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    south korea so cooked that pyro made a slop vid about it

  • @kiryuchansboyfriend
    @kiryuchansboyfriend หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Korea No. 1: Cyberpunk 2077
    Korea No. 2: 1984
    China: Cyberpunk 1984
    America: Weimar Republic 2077
    Russia: Slavic America in Slavic Vietnam
    Japan: Blade Runner 1991
    Israel: Germany in the 1940s but Jewish
    (Most of) Europe (EU and UK): Weimar Republic 2.0
    The Middle East, South/Latin America, and Africa: Mad Max
    Southeast Asia/Oceania: soon to be Atlantis
    India: getting a lil better. slowly. maybe. idk.
    Canada: chillin. 😅🇺🇲
    Scandinavia: chillin. 😎
    ISS: chillin. 😅🇺🇲🇷🇺🇨🇳
    Antarctica: not chillin enough.

  • @Copper_eater
    @Copper_eater หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pyro dragging the metro's booming thing harder than ninja dragging the low taper fade meme

  • @Stephieberry143
    @Stephieberry143 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    NEW JEANS AND KPOP MENTIONED 🎉🎉

  • @itzyforever17
    @itzyforever17 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    im so glad you edit the lives, i hate livestreams

  • @alice11307
    @alice11307 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    THANKYOU FOR THE KPOP NEWS

    • @alluringchimeras
      @alluringchimeras หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      YOU AND ME NOW WHERES THE THIRD WOMAN PYRO WATCHER

  • @Bonburey
    @Bonburey หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Korea situation is indeed crazy

  • @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh
    @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Loved this! Changed my view.

  • @vuvo8060
    @vuvo8060 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If you asked me like a month ago which side of Korea would start a coup first, I would have laughed at you if you said the South .

  • @sweetcremee
    @sweetcremee หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Didn’t know I was part of only 3%…

  • @matthsewsmith
    @matthsewsmith หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro really thinks his teacher said “he’s so smart” explains the slip channel

  • @rekkoon-hd5vo
    @rekkoon-hd5vo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    South Korea Is Cooked...

  • @cheeseisdelicious4627
    @cheeseisdelicious4627 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Speaking of birth, I once saw a documentary about the orphanage in SK that had a special "box", so young women (especially single, unmarried ones who are still looked down upon till this day) won't drop their kids at the doorstep, the "box" initiates a signal and people check the two-way box in the building. I'm not sure about the legality of this act of abandonment, but otherwise no one would do it, some try to do it really secretly and run away. So now thinking to the fact that not only raising a child in Korea is so expensive, just living is hard, it makes sense that some people cannot financially support it.

    • @Kossa-Odessa
      @Kossa-Odessa หลายเดือนก่อน

      Baby boxes. It’s also because a lot of them are young mothers, often still in high school and single with the father wiping his hands off the ‘issue’. The later of which is a problem even if the woman isn’t a minor. The country looks down extremely on single mothers and parents are often not supportive, even sometimes kicking their daughter out while still pregnant or with the baby after she gave birth.

  • @ItsNekotaku
    @ItsNekotaku หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "he doesn't litten" 11:05

  • @hankglidden1463
    @hankglidden1463 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pyro when the world is ending: The meteor situation is crazy

  • @jackneville3885
    @jackneville3885 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    So bro lied about the slop

  • @muffincookiedough
    @muffincookiedough หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    - meanwhile me enacting martial law in my nation in roblox rise of nations on a daily basis-

  • @xennvyyx
    @xennvyyx หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    NEWJEANS MENTIONED 🗣 🗣 🗣

  • @censored2953
    @censored2953 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just to educate some people most men in south korea are military trained, so it’s like a country full of veterans getting pushed around by rookies

  • @spookedswaggin7873
    @spookedswaggin7873 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why is youtube funnyman posting about actual news

  • @dwaynethemineraljohnson412
    @dwaynethemineraljohnson412 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:16 pyro being outside for the first time of his life

  • @paracosm0
    @paracosm0 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    as one of the lone woman on this channel, I do indeed care for the kpop news

  • @boydy1598
    @boydy1598 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love that you now just own the inflation furry kick.
    go hard bruz

  • @kaz101
    @kaz101 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:15 genuinely the first time I've seen Pyro next to actual grass