This is How You DON'T Play Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (Ontan Edition)
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- The guy responsible for playing this game: / dspgaming
The original TIHYDP MGS 2: • This is how you DON'T ...
In honor of the very first TIHYDP ever made, I've decided to make my own extended version of it, which includes a death count as well. Enjoy!
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"I like how his mouth never moved, haha!"
I wish yours didn't either, Phil.
I admit I laughed at him calling Revolver Ocelot the father of the Pringles guy
Because it actually had a punchline, an ingredient of humor that is needed for a joke to be funny.
Time?
@@nevesfabio77 43:02
Yeah somehow DSP makes unironically laugh but the amount of times he has is very sparse
54:30 "How does he stop a cartwheel? It makes no sense!" Phil's right on this. You guys might not know, but the Wermacht used those cartwheel i-frames during the blitzkrieg. That's how they got around so fast. Also they were deadly in urban combat. The Allies just couldn't see them while prone in hallways.
Sneaky nazi
Eve Oleson incidentally the enemies in the game are ex soviet soldiers. Coincidence?
Blitz and Raiden are both words for lightning. Coincidence?
>filthy allied hallway campers
@@darkdoescosplays I think not.
"Colonel,we managed to avoid drowning in this manchild's tears !"
During the scene with Raiden and Emma after the diving portion (the one where Emma talks about her childhood), it made me realize the Phil may have never had a childhood if he thinks two kids playing house is weird.
I think he was concerned that two _siblings_ were playing house. I know it's perfectly normal, but evidently he did not.
coltonsin64 Bugged Childhood Mechanics.
IIRC he's an only child. Which explains his attitude. A lot of it.
DJ Weapon I was an only child. Well... I have a sister, but I didn't see her often, so that still made me an only child. And I turned out great. A little sarcastic at times, but overall great. Phil has no excuse for his attitude.
Dale the Charmeleon Here's the thing though. People grow out of their only child syndrome. DipShitPhil on the other hand *_doesn't_* want to grow up.
"Opportunity for commentary with the long cutscenes it has."
No- NO.
GOD PLEASE NO
I didn't realize Commander Dolphe gives you 2 additional minutes if you run out of time. Same as crawling under the two rooms before Ray.
With how many people he killed here it would have been amazing to see a genuine playthrough of MGS3 where chat didn't spoil everything.
There's a part of me that wants to believe this is all an act. Then I remember how his LP of Persona 3 ended...
That_Guy_Gaming
"I'll act like an asshat for $1200" -The True Patreon Goal Desrcription
The whole part with escorting Emma was actually my favorite part of the game. I LOVED how the music added atmosphere to the segment. And when she died....I admit to getting misty eyed first time I played this game.
Phil's reactions to that part made me RAGE! How can he be so unfeeling?
But thanks for uploading! The original TIHYDP of this was excellent and the additional fails in this one I'd never seen many of them before.
Soldier: "I need some help here"
*Goes into alert mode*
Phil: Who alerted, no one alerted shit.
Oh this is going to be more hilarious than i thought XD.
His maturity really showed during the Emma scene.
dude sees a girl and almost immediately thinks about sex
The way he mindlessly rambles during cutscenes and then complains about not knowing what's going on is baffling.
39:32 "How tf do I get up there?"
Philiam, how in the fuck did you even get down there is the real question...
2:54:25
Jesus Christ...that was like 4 different versions of his dumb laugh.
lmao thanks for the timestamp
@Just a Banana Best part is that he died again the exact same way in his Redemption Run.
"HAHAAHAA... He's overcome with grief." _-DSP, 2012._
At 1:18:30 did he seriously crawl through the hole in the fence when the gate was noticeably open?
There's a mine there that's why he did that
@@kou74it don't ask as though he was aware of the mine..
EvilAj's original tihydp of this was very short. So, as this was the first DSP MGS playthrough, it's nice to see just...
HOW FUCKING FRUSTRATING IT WAS TO WATCH HIM FUCK UP SO MUCH.
The game gives him a dam tranquilizer gun and only uses it when he's under attack. Doesn't understand stealth, never goes into first person view and just rushes everything. No wonder Kojima said sonething about him.
The best part has to be when he can´t figure out how to use rations, even goes into codec to see if that is how he eats them.
Exactly, and he refuses to use the codec for advice and stay quiet during the cutscenes when they give clues, and he never aims for the head, he should have picked Very Easy, since Normal is mostly for the people who played metal gear solid 1. And on Very Easy they have least amount of Guards, while Normal has WAY more.
I started on Normal the first time I played this...
what he also should have taken notice is that if the attack team enemies see you, they raise the alarm right away and more reinforcements are on the way, unlike the regular enemies, he has enough time to get in first person view to take them out before they raise the alarm
Wait, he did?!?!
This was an extremely frustrating experience as somebody who beat this game as a kid
2:42:05 “Snake died again like a fucking asshole.”
😂😂😂
DSPLogic: Brute force a stealth game and run through it like a beat ‘em up.
He did the same crap with Manhunt.
Already seen evilaj's version. But i definitely give your version a look , love MGS2. Watching it now
We all saw the EvilAJ version. That video is a legend. The very first TIHYDP. MGS3 may be his most infamous, but the classics are called classics for a reason
This man has no right to call anything stupid.
as long as he has a mirror inches in front of his face he can go ham at it. Then it would be truth. Objective truth at that.
1:02:20 Did Evilaj2010 call Phil an idiot. LOL.
I actually decided to speedrun (admittedly on Very Easy difficulty for this purpose) alongside this video. I got a time of two and a half hours and there is still a video.
lol I always try to play along with Phil just to see if I can do better then him at the game whatever it might be.
use rations in codec? omg i cant breathe
thegreek69 Snake: "Hey, Otacon, can you use a ration to restore my health?"
Otacon: "Sure thing, Snake, here you go!"
Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else because I have no idea how using a ration in the codec looks like XD
@@velocilevon Yup this is how they do it in the army.
When you know this game is supposed to be about to shape anybody into a potent ersatz of Solid Snake ... this is funny to see DSP struggle like hell just to finish the prologue.
I've never seen the speech get extended before, that's amazing!
I love little touches of realism like that. In real life you wouldn't know for sure how long his speech will last, so the timer is just an estimation. It's a shame this series is wasted on someone like Phil.
Happened on my first playthrough
Phil sure know how to ruin an emotional scene between Otacon and Emma
That moment when he starts singing makes you glad the Mute Button was invented.
I watched some excerpts from his "redemption run" of this game. I'm pretty positive that if stream chat wouldn't have hold his hand, it would've been just as bad as this run. As it is, his redemption run needs a redemption run: he repeats most of the mistakes he makes here and just as often.
This gave me heartburn... Man, I see why people hated this so much.
Regarding Raiden nude.... I was 13 when I first played it, and acted more maturely than this "professional gamer".The story had so engrossed me and fucked with my mind by this point, I honestly saw this point of the game as more of a legitimate obstacle than something to laugh at.
Glitch Walker I was like 9 I liked the game for the mechanics because I didn't get the story (I was more focused on how cool it was to be a spy) but I also thought that something more of an obstacle than something to laugh at
Exactly, I mean I'd finished MGS a year before so it felt like a more "realistic" take on torture than the first game, not to mention thinking wtf to the whole being back in a place similar to Shadow Moses. I mean I found it hilarious on subsequent playthroughs that you could have that drink can cover your privates because of the camera angle when you hide on the torture device (and the reaction of the soldiers if he followed you in there), but then that was more of an Easter Egg. I vividly remember it being 2am and being so lost in everything else going on in the story. It genuinely felt like I had been stripped of everything I thought I could trust in the game. It disgusts me a bit that this guy claims to be a professional gamer/reviewer and acts so much like it's the first time he's seen a person naked. I like vulgar humour as much as any other man... But it's the fact it wasn't anything beyond the humour a child would have. And, as a child, I understood more of what the game was about than him...
Glitch Walker he always makes rude comments about naked people including Raiden's dick
I remember not thinking much of Raiden being nude (I was like 8 or 9) I only remember laughing when the Colonel called and said "I need scissors. 61!"
Awesome TIHYDP
thanks for uploading amazing TIHYDP I enjoy watching these
It's a small thing but it bugs me every time Phil calls this an "HD Remake", it's not a remake, it's just a port. Nothing was "Remade" for this.
He doesn't know what words mean.
Technically, it was a "remaster" since the original game had 4:3 480p textures and they made this one 16:9 780p
But yes, not like Phil would know what either word means
Pretty sure the FPS was increased as well
@@PeacefulJoint MGS2 actually ran at 60 fps on the original PS2, but the picture resolution was increased to 1080p.
@@DireBowser ah well I haven't played the OG ps2 version in at least 12 years. I couldnt remember but impressive for a ps2 era game.
heavily edited is literally the only way to watch DSPs content without ragequitting xD
Can't agree more.
He starts laughing because a character is wearing a rain poncho and galoshes in the rain.
Maybe he's literally too stupid to wear a raincoat when it's raining?
The guy surely has narcissistic personality disorder. Nothing is his fault, he is convinced he does nothing wrong and nothing ever suits him unless he'd breezing through the game completely unobstructed. It's amazing to watch, and even more amazing to think people watch him as fans, and pay him..
This guy (if he even does play it) probably plays Phantom Pain like Gears of War
I want to see this man crying over something lost and stand near and tell shitty jokes along with saying "are you done yet lol?", with singing and yawning. That'd be fun.
40:03 That is the exact opposite of every single complaint I've ever heard about the MGS series. DSP is exceptional...
Metal Gear Spoonfed: Sons of Idiocy
8:15 He basically alludes to his own play through. lololololol
Watching him piss about in strut F was the most frustrating thing I've ever witnessed
I'm surprised I did better at this game when I was a teen and was new to stealth games at the time this came out! It's nice to see more of the fails he did, I can't believe he failed that many times!
I played the first updated re-release, "MGS2: Substance". Earlier I had cut my teeth with Hitman and little bit of Thief and Commando's here and there. So I knew where I was going, but still was blind. It really pains me that he goes on and on about FPS controls being flawed, not realizing that FPS vision here is supposed to provide support at best, not the be the main thing.
I'm not surprised that I skip 30 minutes through the video, and his screen is still on fucking alert.
Evilaj left a lot of this shit out, seeing your TIHYDP video made me laugh at DSP even more XD
33:18 is the most delicious irony I have ever sampled.
I figured out the knee-face thing with the Rays on my own at the age of 11.
3:06 How. Dare he. At this moment of the intro every person was standing proudly, saluting to Snake. NOT TALKING SHIT AND MAKING FUN OF IT.
I gotta give him credit for Fatman and Vamp tbh. They both took me a few tries at first. Edit: I also used tranq only so idk.
I hope sons of kojima will make this a revisted let's endure.
Doubt it, they don't like to do 3 hour long TIHYDPs.
Olga's boss theme when in fast forward sounds like it's a GBA rendition
The total refusal to learn basic concepts. The incessant bitching. The Strut F warehouse. The Emma scene.
I've never wanted to kill someone so viciously.
02:28:44 To this date, I wonder if Phil really was so stupid that he didn't figure out Emma and her mother weren't blood related to Otacon or did he just think that was a "hilarious" joke he made there.
holy shit, nicely done :D
is there any chance for a longer TIHYDP of Peace Walker? the original TIHYDP was way too short.
Oh I never knew that he did a playthrough of that game. Ahhhhhh I'll definitely keep that in mind in the future when the time comes! Thanks for the suggestion and glad you enjoyed it. :)
you are welcome.
You must be new. Ive played every single game under the sun!
*****
you didn't play Quake or Classic Doom yet.
Someone needs to beg me to do it on Patreon! Make it so!Futuretime23
the sediment pool room was horrendously fascinating to watch
Today is Janurary 18th 2021 and what a day
I wonder if evilaj will see this.
*relies on snake to do all the work at the end*
*snake dies*
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT"
I just gotta say, it's fucking disgusting when he burps, at least excuse yourself Phil!
I sincerely doubt they ever actually fucked. Phil probably has no libido anyways ( jerking off is not nearly the same thing so don't bring that up). "underwear time" is the most intimate they ever got. Which...is sad.
thank you for the long Version
In Phil's defense (whew, there's a statement I never thought I'd make), if he's playing the collector's edition on Xbox 360, the controls were actually balls compared to the PS2 version.
There's not a lot of differences, only a few to take in consideration the lack of pressure sensitive face buttons on the xbox360 controllers.
Also, that would only be an acceptable excuse if he played the original version and were used to the different controls, which is obviously not the case.
I don't disagree with you. I just remembered buying it for the 360 and thinking that it sucked ass without the pressure sensitivity of the PS controllers. Definitely a bit more challenging.
He still blows not only at MGS games (personally, my favorite game series of all time [Hail Kojima!]), but also at life in general. That being said, I do have to give him that point.
Eh, I'd have to disagree. alot of the work arounds involve clicking the analog sticks. i dont really find that anymore finicky or awkward than trying to press a button just right. Maybe less even since pressing down on an analog stick is binary where as how hard youre supposed to press a button can feel a little ambigous.
on top of that the higher frame rate just seals the 360 version as the deffenitive edition in my mind
I have the PS3 versions and they control fine.
PlayStation is the best version this game is not hard
He seriously wants the game either to have auto aim or be like a cod game.............
Man, he can't stop getting detected lmao.
PS: 31:44 Lmaoo.
I think his problem here is that he doesn't have a great amount of foresight.
I know this as I've actually struggled in that bomb bit in the Tanker on my first run.
Still played better than DSP, and I didn't even kill anyone there!
Let me think. I set off maybe... 5 alerts in the bomb run? And even then, most of the time I just got the fuck out and hid (like you're supposed to do), but then again, I used the fully silenced tranq gun most of the game so WTF do I know?
It wasn't the alerts, it was the act of actually trying to find those bombs.
I don't remember having any trouble finding the bombs in that part
Eh. We all struggle differently.
SolarstrikeVG I know. It's easier for me to find things than to stealth around
when you look up "worse gamer in history", the definition should say "dsp"
This guy is not professional playing this game.
He's so immature, he disrespect the death of Emma.
And some other inappropriate nonsense like it's everything is funny to him.
CAM AAAHN
I didn't have internet when I played this game the first time so I had to figure out everything took forever to do the ray fight
Phil playing on this difficulty is like when I tried to play on European extreme mode. It was equally as embarrassing :(
Atleast you have an excuse, EE is hard
I know I made this comment on the TIHYDP MGS1 video but, does Phil not see the Soliton Radar in the upper right hand corner of the screen. Soliton is you friend
He may as well be playing without it.
Awesome TIHYDP!
This was great.
Thank you for making it.
Had some great laughs watching it. ahahahahahahahaj
Wow... He blew up the President TWICE!
Not his fault. Nothing he could do. Bugged presidential mechanics.
Lol.
We should assign DSP to protection duty for Trump.
Bob Smittee He ran into my missile.
32:37 That would have been funny had it been delivered better.
Fucking Phil can't even deliver jokes.
So if you play MGS 1 through 3 like a shoot em' up game, you are only going to get your ass whooped a lot. I have only played some of Metal Gear Solid V.
when he said, "gonna take a shit on your living room floor" i died im sorry, im so fucking done man
Is this supposed to be stealth or is it a third person shooter brawler hybrid. I can't tell because this guy seems to be beating up and shooting guys and he is failing miserably at it I might add.
It's a stealth game, but you can play it like an action game if you fuck up at stealth
Man...DSPig is told in plain English that he shouldn't try masquerading as an enemy outside the specific area and what he attempts to do right after it? Well try to masquerade as an enemy outside that specific area!
How is someone this clueless?!
Anytime there's a game that the majority of people enjoy, Phils Ego has to wage battle with it in the intros. Look at any intro he's done: Metal Gear Series, Any FromSoft title specifically Dark Souls, and Grand Theft auto series and you will see a grown man fighting for attention against a video game. It's so annoying and usually is filled with terrible singing.
lol im expecting a modern game to play like an 8-bit classic when i save then everything reverts back to normal!
Phil why didn't you press every buttons when trying to use rations?
what i hate the most is that he sees the crucial 6 minutes of fucking around with the controls at the start of each mgs as stupid and unessecary.
Thats funny she pissed herself like otacon did on the first one
Lol with the rations. Theycfunctuon the same as mgs1 and even if you didn't play it you don't experiment with buttons to see what they do? R button cycles through weapons maybe other items on L button. Phil's favorite button since all he takes is L's
its truly fascinating, he spend ages complaingin about not knowing how to use rations he has not abilities of logical deduction.
1. the manual tells you
2. you can call the codec and listen to convos
3. hmmm if pressing the right trigger = weapons.... the the left trigger must.... nah nah nah crazy, insane theory ill carry on complaining it must be the games fault
Its sad really. I even got my copy of the collection and checked the manual myself... L2 for equipment menu....... Fucking Phil thought it would say PRESS L2 AND YOU CAN FIND THE RATIONS HERE IDIOT
Hey guys. Name's Philip McGhee. I'm planning on becoming a director/editor of my TIHYDP videos.
The best mgs game is destroyed buy this worm.
-3 is better-
I love 3 but I prefer 2
Hannibal Lovecraft I prefer 3 and got cancer watching the TIHYDP
We all did my friend he literally makes the best games look like garbage.
What got me the most from the mgs3 play through was the quick sand. Jesus Christ it was horrendous.
A simple sub-normal man having simple ab-normal fun!
2:37:06
P.S. It's astounding how DSP remembers only the stupidest details of every game, failing to capture an glimpse of their grandeur.
1:33:21 is he like, actually ever gonna use any of these guns?
2:07:48 that fight with vamp wasn't half bad, could've been done better, but whatever, at least it was a decent performance.
its a hd remaster, not remake XD
remember when websites were against the government, as the start of the video says? lol
how could he lose to olga?
Also try finding chaff grenades it helps against electronics
I passed MGS2 when I was 5 at very hard mode
No you didn't.
Some claims are just blatant lies.
I'll give him he did it at 6 or 7 years old. Kids have a lot of free time.
"holy shit shes got oen of those fake spray on tans shes from jersey shore" .... nah phil i think shes black? does he not KNow? liek she deffinitely aint caucasian... same as the marine commander or peter stillman?
Good going DSP, you just ruined a great intro with your irksome singing and talking.
this pigroach is so bad he breaks the game
1:02:15 there he is!
“Look it’s one of the shout walls from Skyrim” dawg... this game came way before Skyrim was even an idea.