So he was with his wife when she died. But she didn't die. But he thought she did. And someone other than him took her to the hospital. And no one told him she was in the hospital, even though he's her husband. So he went ahead and had a funeral for her without a body. And he didn't think to ask anyone where the body was. And when he finally found out that she was alive after all, his reaction was not unlike my reaction when I find my lost keys.
I heard that saying a few times in the early to mid-2000's in real life. I never heard it in a movie before or since this one. I can really imagine Jason Statham saying that line while putting a couple of 100$ bills in someone's left front pocket, before slowly double tapping the guy's chest on said pocket.
It's an incredible cinematic achievement to make a movie so incomprehensibly bad that a satanic cult leader stabbing a baby to death is somehow not the worst thing about it...
I'm bedridden and in constant crippling pain with a spinal disease called Adhesive Arachnoiditis (trust me it's real and not the title of a bad Steven Seagal movie). I very seldom laugh, but I just discovered you guys two days ago and I've been binge watching your stuff ever since. Thanks for making me laugh and smile again. I salute you, Lady Erin.
I am sorry about your condition, another good review of bad movies is Space Ice. The voice used will keep you laughing, especially with Steven Seagal movies. I couldn't stop laughing while listening to the review. My sincerest best wishes to you.
I am so sorry man, I pray you have loving people surrounding you that are always there when you need help. My mom has MS and is bedridden, my sister, me and my wife all are there for her each day. I am not comparing at all, just saying I pray you have loved ones who give you all the loving and life possible. And yes I love Jason and Erins reactions to these, they bring me joy.
The bad guy in this movie is actually Conan's father in Conan The Barbarian. He gives an unforgettable and epic speech about Crom and the secret of steel. The actor's name was William Smith, a bodybuilder as well, who unfortunately passed away on July 5, 2021. This guy is a LEGEND, 75 years of acting in Hollywood, working with legends like Yul Brenner and Clint Eastwood (a dear friend of his). It's both sad and hard to believe that Conan's dad ended up doing cheap movies for a quick buck. The guy was a certified great actor and one of the very first bodybuilders in America.
I agree with all you said except that there were bodybuilders before Wm Smith -- but he definitely was the most built guy in the movies in Hollywood until Arnie came along.
Yeah, just tumbled to these guys recently, just made the same obvious parallel, cuz that shtick is genius. Check out "Everything You Know Is Wrong," from the Firesign Theatre, a short, word-for-word film adaptation of their epic, surrealistically satirical 1975 album release. See, in those days--so long before our current and ubiquitous U-tube/internet video share tech and infrastructure--music, comedy, informed debate and philosophical discourse and much, much more besides were all primarily aurally recorded and then released in 33 1/3 rpm vinyl and also various fudgy tape technologies, from my dad's 1950s hepcat jazz audiophile's reel-to-reel to my clunky 8-track tape recording device making ultimate mix tapes in the early 70s and the stoner hi-fi aesthetic of sleek cassette decks later on in that decade, it was all still primarily an audio experience...except that during during all of that time, there were also a great many people busily making all sorts of (mostly terrible) films. Hence the need for and the vacuum filled by the armchair critic. But, please, only of the comic variety. Kudos, lads!
When I'm feeling depressed or have had a horrible day all I have to do is turn this video on and instantly famed lawyer/action hero John de hart makes me smile. Let's watch it again! HOT DAMN!
Back in the late 80's, early 90's, living in Hollywood there was there was this guy who drove around Hollywood Blvd with a giant sculpture of his head on top of his car. One day we asked what that was about. He said he was an actor trying to get work. He gave us a VHS sample of his work. We watched it, it was terrible, and I swear it was this guy. Maybe they just looked the same, and the acting was just as good.
Reading your comment before finishing the video made it all so much better for me. That's just perfect...a narcissistic trial lawyer spends a bunch of money to make a vanity project feature Wings Hauser
She said during the Shimmy Slide: "This is very Chris Cornell for me." LMAO - Chris Cornell is one of the finest vocalists who ever lived. That was legit hilarious. I don't care who y'are that's funny right there... You go girl!
Mustache man kept closing his eyes whenever he fired his gun like he was afraid it would explode in his hands. A true tough guy never aims at what he is shooting at because the bullets are too afraid of them to not hit their target. 😂😂😂😂
Wings was 100% hammered in EVERY scene. I was thinking the same thing...he's chewing the scenery, and there's plenty of irrelevant babble, but he's really doing a great job of selling that character nonetheless. It makes me wonder what he could have done if he got sober and found whatever booze gave him within.
VHS, in that case I'd highly recommend their 'The Barbarians' video, if you've not already seen it; I've not cried so much (from laughing) since I was a baby!!
Simply watching you all watching cringe-evoking sex scenes was enough for me. Well done and thank you. Now if I can just get the f’ing song “shimmy slide” out of my head.
De Hart is an action hero in the same way that Steven Seagal is a track runner. BTW: Wings Hauser was also in the 1984 horror movie Mutant that you should definitely check out.
Finally got a chance to watch this a couple weeks back with my bad movie night crew. I am still blown away by the fact Normad's actor went from playing Conan's father to this. I also loved the hand reaching in to take his champagne from off-screen during the wedding night sex scene. That one had us absolutely bawling.
This channel is so binge-worthy. I could watch these uploads all day, because they are just like watching trash movies with friends. The Neil Breen episode was utterly amazing.
This was first so bad it's good reaction I saw from you guys... And I'm watching this again waiting for 200th episode to come out! :) laughing like I did first time... This is epic.
It's actually an expression of what Freud called the Id: lust and aggressive desires normally repressed by the Superego. Better to express on film than in real life when it can get you thrown in jail.
Man this freaking channel. You guys crack me up. My wife and I are watching a bunch of the movies you've done videos about and it's epic. We're having a blast.
I have a recommendation for you guys. I was in a very bad martial arts film starring one of the guys that replaced the original Dukes of Hazzard actors on the show. I played a ninja through the whole movie, my face is covered, but it was a wild shoot on a very low budget and the finished product is PERFECT for your show. Jason, I give you "Black Belt Angels". Please review this terrible movie, please!!!
William Smith is that guy who keeps popping up in movies. Dude was in a lot of films. He was the Conan's father in Conan the Barbarian... He was also a very jacked dude in his youth.
Pretty sure those guys have covered every bad movie ever. I'm sure we'll watch more they've done soon. And thanks! Torturing Erin with these movies brings me great joy.
1:53 hey, isn't this guy Al Sapienza, 'Mikey Palmice' from The Sopranos?? p.s. Thanks so much for uploading this stuff, that was unreal. I can't even phantom how you managed to go through the whole movie. The music, the love scenes, the stiff acting, the alcohol-driven cast, the monologues, the stick shift beat (that truly cracked me up) ... Respect people, I salute you.
Adds a whole new meaning of "drunk as a skunk" to the agenda. Discovered you today - love your channel and attitude - carrry on like this - almost wetted myself laughing. ;-)
It is awesome seeing a new video from you guys. Especially tonight, I am alone in the bedroom because I had a silly fight with my wife. Lately I have been asking her for a high five, and whenever she puts her hand up I will pretend to kick her and give her a stunner like Stone Cold but I don't even touch her. Tonight she asked if I wanted a beer and when I reached to get the beer she wanted to do the same to me, but she accidentally kicked me in the nuts. I got mad and I have been ignoring her for 45 minutes almost. I have to leave this room because I am getting hungry. I know I have Never Surrender somewhere in my house, I tried finding it so I could send it to you all the way from Sweden but I couldn't find it. If I find it I will send it to you!
Just recently found your channel. Gotta say, it’s a gem. I find myself somewhat disturbed that I’ve seen most of these flicks. Regardless, you guys have a great dynamic. Not sure what the woman with the glasses name is, but she’s gold! The videos with her are top notch. Not too often you find a woman who appreciates these kinda dog shit movies, and has championship commentary! The three of ya make an excellent team. Keep ‘‘em coming guys!
@@JasonBrant On a side note, if ya ever need to know the name of an obscure/B-movie actor, let me know. Several years ago a friend and I began a list of all the little known actors that everyone recognizes, but no one knows their names. It’s extensive! lol
As a fellow Red Letter Media fan, I really do love this channel. It's a second Best of the Worst without the table session for the second half. I do find myself laughing with you guys quite a bit! You guys have to find a Rich Evans!!
I just found your channel last night. God, I love bad movies! I watched several of your videos and I like it best when it's all 3 of you together. Thanks for sharing! Ever see "Kiss Meets The Phantom of the Park? Sooooo bad.
@@JasonBrant You have to see the Kiss movie. Absolutely brilliant vanity/PR project for the band. And the late 70's with the hairstyles and clothing, how can you go wrong ?
As Christopher Lee once commented...An actors job is to act. Someone offers you a role, you take it. You never know when your next job is coming.. Massively paraphrasing that by the way, Not even certain if it was Lee, but it was an old school actor.
@@JasonBrant If you haven't, you should check out, "The Carpenter". A decidedly low budget, Canadian horror film, that stars Wings Hauser as a homicidal, ghost carpenter, who kills people with power tools. And, that makes it sound WAY better than it is.
William Smith was actually pretty famous back in the day. He was in Conan The Barbarian, Any Which Way You Can, Hell Comes to Frog Town, and a whole bunch of b list movies. He was the most famous one in this movie lol. He was also a body builder and a legitimate bad a$$
The cult leader (William Smith) was in an actual fighter. He starred in a 1980 clint Eastwood movie called "Any which way you can". Him and clint just beat the crap out of each other. You should review that one
The lead character is the well-read, hilarious, tough guy, artist. Every low-rent action movie leading man in the 80s. I think they must have sent Wings home on the day they shot the wedding scene. Also, the guy referred to as the new Cameron Mitchell was William Smith. He played the guy who fought Clint Eastwood in Any Which Way You Can.
I can't believe I found this channel just last week. Been subbed since I found.... It's just too much fun. Always try to have the Julia Dreyfus lady in the vid...her fun energy paired with the guys is very infecting.
12:20 I hope you guys understand the straight up Mr. Miyagi level training your getting. You don't see it, but you've all become experts and picking up on lazy people trying to find the laziest fix possible, and you always find their mistakes. These are talents. These are skills. You are the Bad Movie Avengers. WHY don't you have a Patreon? Why is it every channel I'd happily support doesn't have one, and every channel not worth the calories of clicking off their videos have 4 each?
I have been obsessed with your guys channel. I'm getting high af and non stop laughing. Gotta new subscriber out of me! and the 14:15 mark lol. Gotta love the different reactions
You weren’t paying attention during the sex scene after marriage. Iknow it was difficult, but you missed the stage hand taking de hart’s champagne glass out of his hand on camera.
Ran across your channel just now doing a search for reviews or videos about this film, a personal favorite. I enjoyed your easy-going banter and genuine reactions. Subscribed!
@@JasonBrant Thank you, sir. Been running through your backlist. I am impressed how when you critique a Steven Seagal film, you burn up three times as many more calories in the course of commentary than he did making the whole damn movie.
So he was with his wife when she died. But she didn't die. But he thought she did. And someone other than him took her to the hospital. And no one told him she was in the hospital, even though he's her husband. So he went ahead and had a funeral for her without a body. And he didn't think to ask anyone where the body was. And when he finally found out that she was alive after all, his reaction was not unlike my reaction when I find my lost keys.
💯😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️
😂😂😂😂
The shimmy slide scene, with the "protagonist" looking like a petrified, wide eyed corpse is just, chef's kiss.
It's the pinnacle of cringe.
@@JasonBrant He looked like someone who was sober doing karaoke at gunpoint.
Like a drunk karaoke contestant.
Were they holding a gun on him? He looks terrified.
he threw his back out the day before apparently
9:37 “Here’s a quarter, buy yourself a personality” - coming from the charisma vacuum himself lol
I heard that saying a few times in the early to mid-2000's in real life. I never heard it in a movie before or since this one.
I can really imagine Jason Statham saying that line while putting a couple of 100$ bills in someone's left front pocket, before slowly double tapping the guy's chest on said pocket.
Nucky Thompson said that to some corrupt FBI enforcers in Boardwalk Empire, too. Maybe Terence Winter is a fan of this movie?
I especially love the fact that De Hart closes his eyes every time he fires his gun.
As all expert marksman do.
@@JasonBrant It's like when Jordan hit the free throw with his eyes closed, it shows how skilled you are.
@@greekmonkey9790 Or how you don't give a shit who you hit (he was an LA cop, after all).
I wish he had closed his eyes completely while shooting.
It's an incredible cinematic achievement to make a movie so incomprehensibly bad that a satanic cult leader stabbing a baby to death is somehow not the worst thing about it...
That's well said. The baby death barely makes the top 10.
you watch the baby sacrifice to cleanse the palate after having to watch the sex scenes.
That's a great point
It was a human baby.
Luckily ol Normad missed the baby by a few inches LOL - man I love this movie!!!
The raw sexual charisma of the shimmy slide alone brings a manly tear to the eye.
I'm still waiting for that dance to take the world by storm.
Where in the hell did he put that ice cube?
...I will give you the RAW part....if only in so far as "I wanted to scrape my own eyes RAW to stop the images from reaching my brain."
😂😭😂
And tons of flatulence.
Imagine drunk Wings Hauser, and Gary Busey, in the same room, talking philosophy.
i see your Wings Hauser and Gary Busey and raise you with Nick Nolte and Randy Quaid trying to sweet talk a racoon
oh that breaks the Geneva Convention
I would watch the shit out of that movie 😂
Talking Hamlet 🤣
I'm bedridden and in constant crippling pain with a spinal disease called Adhesive Arachnoiditis (trust me it's real and not the title of a bad Steven Seagal movie). I very seldom laugh, but I just discovered you guys two days ago and I've been binge watching your stuff ever since. Thanks for making me laugh and smile again. I salute you, Lady Erin.
I am sorry about your condition, another good review of bad movies is Space Ice. The voice used will keep you laughing, especially with Steven Seagal movies. I couldn't stop laughing while listening to the review. My sincerest best wishes to you.
@@55QuirllHaha I love Space Ice. He and Jason both, well pretty much everyone, all have a vendetta against Segal and I love it. Space Ice is so funny.
I am so sorry man, I pray you have loving people surrounding you that are always there when you need help. My mom has MS and is bedridden, my sister, me and my wife all are there for her each day. I am not comparing at all, just saying I pray you have loved ones who give you all the loving and life possible. And yes I love Jason and Erins reactions to these, they bring me joy.
@@NorrisMX227 👍
Helped me thru guillian berra syndrome.. and learning to walk again. It can always be worse haha
Erin's reaction to "The Shimmy and the Slide" was pure gold. You can't fake a reaction like that. Also, quote of the year: "Neil Breen Never Sang."
🤣 🤣 That damn song is amazing.
Don't give Neil any ideas
@@JasonBrant It's good, but "Champagne and Bullets" is even better.
If Wings wasn't totally wasted during filming, he deserved an Oscar.
Totally agree.
wanted to write the same - Wings has been a very good actor, but then he found booze... or booze found him, whatever 🤷♂
@@JasonBrant Hahaha! True facts of correctness.
I would drink bleach then get drunk. It's the same thing.
Thankfully he was redeemed by a job on "Monk." Well...maybe.
The bad guy in this movie is actually Conan's father in Conan The Barbarian. He gives an unforgettable and epic speech about Crom and the secret of steel. The actor's name was William Smith, a bodybuilder as well, who unfortunately passed away on July 5, 2021. This guy is a LEGEND, 75 years of acting in Hollywood, working with legends like Yul Brenner and Clint Eastwood (a dear friend of his). It's both sad and hard to believe that Conan's dad ended up doing cheap movies for a quick buck. The guy was a certified great actor and one of the very first bodybuilders in America.
I agree with all you said except that there were bodybuilders before Wm Smith -- but he definitely was the most built guy in the movies in Hollywood until Arnie came along.
Every actor and actress has to do a bad movie here and there for a paycheck.
It's a feast or famine job.
It's understood.
I'm laying in bed, sick and my wife is sleeping and I can't stop laughing. You guys are awesome, it's like mystery science theater but newer.
Thanks!
Yeah, just tumbled to these guys recently, just made the same obvious parallel, cuz that shtick is genius.
Check out "Everything You Know Is Wrong," from the Firesign Theatre, a short, word-for-word film adaptation of their epic, surrealistically satirical 1975 album release. See, in those days--so long before our current and ubiquitous U-tube/internet video share tech and infrastructure--music, comedy, informed debate and philosophical discourse and much, much more besides were all primarily aurally recorded and then released in 33 1/3 rpm vinyl and also various fudgy tape technologies, from my dad's 1950s hepcat jazz audiophile's reel-to-reel to my clunky 8-track tape recording device making ultimate mix tapes in the early 70s and the stoner hi-fi aesthetic of sleek cassette decks later on in that decade, it was all still primarily an audio experience...except that during during all of that time, there were also a great many people busily making all sorts of (mostly terrible) films.
Hence the need for and the vacuum filled by the armchair critic. But, please, only of the comic variety. Kudos, lads!
Watch Rifftrax. It IS mst 3k but newer, with the same guys
When I'm feeling depressed or have had a horrible day all I have to do is turn this video on and instantly famed lawyer/action hero John de hart makes me smile. Let's watch it again! HOT DAMN!
The man is curing depression and doesn't even know it.
Back in the late 80's, early 90's, living in Hollywood there was there was this guy who drove around Hollywood Blvd with a giant sculpture of his head on top of his car. One day we asked what that was about. He said he was an actor trying to get work. He gave us a VHS sample of his work. We watched it, it was terrible, and I swear it was this guy. Maybe they just looked the same, and the acting was just as good.
I remember the guy you're talking about. His name was Dennis Woodruff.
@@mattlohr th-cam.com/video/NrdlDaHIvdg/w-d-xo.html i found this lol
Yeah, Dennis Woodruff.
He is IMDB and did 12 acting jobs, so from 1992 to 2017. Persistence!
Yeah I'm pretty much convinced Wings Hauser was paid for this movie in beer, unfortunately that was roughly 87% of the budget.
That and paying the Playmate to stay nekkid for half the runtime.
"The next act is a strip show?"
Wasn't supposed to be. That's just what happens after you hear the Shimmy Slider
I need to invent a type of small hamburger called the Shimmy Slider. I’m not sure how to make it shimmy, though. I don’t think that aspic would work.
I just found out John De Hart is a trial lawyer😆
Imagine this guy as your lawyer.
I can't even imagine. Maybe he could win over the juror with the Shimmy Slide.
Reading your comment before finishing the video made it all so much better for me. That's just perfect...a narcissistic trial lawyer spends a bunch of money to make a vanity project feature Wings Hauser
Yeah, and he's a far-right, Q-anon goofball, too.
@@akicitaa.8233 Goddammit. At least we can laugh at him.
@@akicitaa.8233 really? I am shocked! (sarcasm)
Always wondered what Joe Exotic would look like without a mullet
😆 😆
He could only be less of a man without the Kentucky waterfall
Just an FYI: Wings was in AA when this was being filmed. Unfortunately, Charles Bukowski was his sponsor.
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no, it was hunter s. thompson.
@@jdbankshot 🤯
You mean Charlie Sheen?
She said during the Shimmy Slide: "This is very Chris Cornell for me." LMAO - Chris Cornell is one of the finest vocalists who ever lived. That was legit hilarious. I don't care who y'are that's funny right there... You go girl!
That was a good one. Erin is rocker through and through.
Chris Cornell can't sing for shit.
Mustache man kept closing his eyes whenever he fired his gun like he was afraid it would explode in his hands. A true tough guy never aims at what he is shooting at because the bullets are too afraid of them to not hit their target. 😂😂😂😂
Erin's reaction during the entire Shimmy Slide bit was my favorite part of this whole review.
Y'all are some brave souls for sitting through this.
"Well, you're f*^king John De Hart...so let's not act like you've figured it out." Pure genius.
Wings was 100% hammered in EVERY scene. I was thinking the same thing...he's chewing the scenery, and there's plenty of irrelevant babble, but he's really doing a great job of selling that character nonetheless. It makes me wonder what he could have done if he got sober and found whatever booze gave him within.
Agreed.
He had to chew the scenery: it's bad to drink on an empty stomach.
Hey, he was method acting and the script called for a drunk guy.
You know when Jason is loosing it... He starts to sing.
Anybody having "good enough" anxiety about their music should watch this.
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For every Playmate that went on to surpass the Playboy brand, 10 went on to do movies like this. Pamela Jean Bryant, you deserved better.
T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U ! I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. This guy is Neil Breen level incompetent and I freakin love it!
It's an amazing movie. What a shame that he only made one. But damn, it's a lot of fun.
VHS, in that case I'd highly recommend their 'The Barbarians' video, if you've not already seen it; I've not cried so much (from laughing) since I was a baby!!
@@TheEyez187, haha Great, I also loved every second of it and wlmao. That’s what I call Quality Entertainment!
In that case a 16 minute YT horror short called "Treevenge" should appeal!
Insane WTF'ery!! >XD
@@JasonBrant dude looked blasted on coke when he was doing his song at da club.
Simply watching you all watching cringe-evoking sex scenes was enough for me. Well done and thank you. Now if I can just get the f’ing song “shimmy slide” out of my head.
Those scenes were nuts. You should make Shimmy Slide your ringtone.
De Hart is an action hero in the same way that Steven Seagal is a track runner.
BTW: Wings Hauser was also in the 1984 horror movie Mutant that you should definitely check out.
Mutant? Haven't heard of that one. Suitably terrible?
@@JasonBrant It's pretty bad. It was the subject of a Rifftrax episode.
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 Oh, that one is pretty weird...
This channel reminds me of mystery science theater 3000. You have no idea how happy I am I found it. The content is better than syndicated television!
Thanks so much! Glad to have you on this bad movie journey.
btw this may be in your top 10 best videos! I was laughing so much! Great work, all 3 of you
Much appreciated. Glad you enjoyed it! We had a blast this one.
Finally got a chance to watch this a couple weeks back with my bad movie night crew. I am still blown away by the fact Normad's actor went from playing Conan's father to this. I also loved the hand reaching in to take his champagne from off-screen during the wedding night sex scene. That one had us absolutely bawling.
It was something you'd see in The Naked Gun movies but obviously not intentional. This is Neil Breen level stuff. It's pure Breenius.
This channel is so binge-worthy. I could watch these uploads all day, because they are just like watching trash movies with friends. The Neil Breen episode was utterly amazing.
This is by far one of the funniest channels I’ve found on TH-cam, great concept idea for content
Fanboy flicks is great too
@burtknighten4438 Yeah, Mark’s great. So are these guys. I shall sub!
This was first so bad it's good reaction I saw from you guys... And I'm watching this again waiting for 200th episode to come out! :) laughing like I did first time... This is epic.
Just found your channel, as a bad movie lover myself, this is all pure gold.
Glad to have you around!
The reaction to the first sex scene may be the funniest thing ever recorded 😂
How could you not mention what happened at 1:15:23 in the movie?! He literally hands his glass of champagne to someone off camera.
This film should be used in psychology when people ask what the mind of a middle aged man is like
*mid life crisis
I'm middle-aged and I've never did the shimmy and the slide.
It's actually an expression of what Freud called the Id: lust and aggressive desires normally repressed by the Superego. Better to express on film than in real life when it can get you thrown in jail.
This is by far my favorite episode. It deserves way more views!
No matter how many times I see something about this movie, I cannot contain my laughter at the shimmy and the slide song.😅
Man this freaking channel. You guys crack me up. My wife and I are watching a bunch of the movies you've done videos about and it's epic. We're having a blast.
Thanks so much! That's a huge compliment. You sound like our kind of couple.
Why does Erin remind me of Elaine from Sinfield? Her voice and mannerisms are exactly the same😂😂 You guys are all hilarious😂😂😂
I thought she had some sort of Julia Louis Dreyfus thing going on, too. LOL!
I have a recommendation for you guys. I was in a very bad martial arts film starring one of the guys that replaced the original Dukes of Hazzard actors on the show. I played a ninja through the whole movie, my face is covered, but it was a wild shoot on a very low budget and the finished product is PERFECT for your show. Jason, I give you "Black Belt Angels". Please review this terrible movie, please!!!
Have to check this out myself! 😁
I keep rewatching this one man, I simply cannot get over how utterly ridiculous this whole thing is especially the music. 😂🤣❤️
Great episode as usual guys. Loved William Smith ever since he was in any which way you can! Great to see Erin back, love her smile.
Thanks! William Smith is becoming an SBIG legend. The dude is in everything and he's always great.
@@JasonBrant Yeah he's in a lot of stuff, I even saw him in an old episode of columbo the other day.
William Smith is that guy who keeps popping up in movies. Dude was in a lot of films. He was the Conan's father in Conan the Barbarian... He was also a very jacked dude in his youth.
I don't know how I missed this, but I. Must. Find. This. Movie. You three unleashed absolute comedy gold with your commentary this time.
Of all the reaction videos to the majesty of “Champagne and Bullets”, this one is the absolute best.
Much appreciated. Thanks so much!
@13:46 Jason "Look, he's giving her the stanky leg" Erin 😂🤣😂
I’ve been binge watching your videos for two days, you guys are hilarious :D.
The songs in this one are super painful, sooo off key…
Thanks! The music in this didn't top the charts for some reason...
I love watching you guys, I watch multiple times a day lol
Thanks, Michael!
"Champagne, Bullets and Balls" The unauthorized biography of Larry Bird starring John de Hart.
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Thanks! I just found you guys! Where have you been my whole life???
Thanks so much! We've been hiding in my basement. Welcome aboard!
Wings Hauser was hoping to get the Cameron Mitchell roles after he passed. You really have to practice being that drunk on camera.
He definitely seemed prepared for the role.
16:35 I think you guys missed that he said "I heard you tried that bleach thing" lmfao
Here for Erin, and for the hilarity! Love this channel, thanks Jason!
Thanks! She's the best.
dude its 93... there all snorting lines
Wings Hauser definitely wouldn't be drinking Bud Light.
Safe this on red letter media and it was painful. So glad to see you review it. And Erin is back too, she is lovely 😍
Pretty sure those guys have covered every bad movie ever. I'm sure we'll watch more they've done soon. And thanks! Torturing Erin with these movies brings me great joy.
The world should be thankful for a gift like Rich Evans
@@JasonBrantsometimes those Good Bad or Bad Bad guys from Missouri do a bad movie before RLM does.
1:53 hey, isn't this guy Al Sapienza, 'Mikey Palmice' from The Sopranos??
p.s. Thanks so much for uploading this stuff, that was unreal. I can't even phantom how you managed to go through the whole movie. The music, the love scenes, the stiff acting, the alcohol-driven cast, the monologues, the stick shift beat (that truly cracked me up) ...
Respect people, I salute you.
Holy crap. Good eye. That is him.
What a career turn-around, from this POS to the Sopranos. Good on him.
@@hasancasperlabuschagne7579 Are you besmirching De Hart's masterpiece?
@@JasonBrant my humblest apologies. By POS I mean Powerful and Original Story.
@@hasancasperlabuschagne7579 Ahh, gotcha. That makes more sense. The Sopranos is a big step down from Champagne and Bullets.
Adds a whole new meaning of "drunk as a skunk" to the agenda. Discovered you today - love your channel and attitude - carrry on like this - almost wetted myself laughing. ;-)
An epic storytelling. An exploding action. A cinematic masterpiece. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
It's an epic, for sure.
It is awesome seeing a new video from you guys. Especially tonight, I am alone in the bedroom because I had a silly fight with my wife. Lately I have been asking her for a high five, and whenever she puts her hand up I will pretend to kick her and give her a stunner like Stone Cold but I don't even touch her. Tonight she asked if I wanted a beer and when I reached to get the beer she wanted to do the same to me, but she accidentally kicked me in the nuts. I got mad and I have been ignoring her for 45 minutes almost. I have to leave this room because I am getting hungry.
I know I have Never Surrender somewhere in my house, I tried finding it so I could send it to you all the way from Sweden but I couldn't find it. If I find it I will send it to you!
I... what... this is hilarious. The highs and lows, the drama and intrigue... what a story, Mark!
@@JasonBrant Anyway, how's your sexlife?
Erin's pure joy at 5:50 warms my heart
I definitely like these live reactions more than a more structured review
Just recently found your channel. Gotta say, it’s a gem. I find myself somewhat disturbed that I’ve seen most of these flicks. Regardless, you guys have a great dynamic. Not sure what the woman with the glasses name is, but she’s gold! The videos with her are top notch. Not too often you find a woman who appreciates these kinda dog shit movies, and has championship commentary! The three of ya make an excellent team. Keep ‘‘em coming guys!
Likewise, been binging since yesterday!! Brandon's cult reviews may be up your street; in the same vein! D:
Thanks so much for the kind words. She's my wife, Erin. I've tortured her with these movies for a long time!
@@JasonBrant Right on. I “torture” my wife with these type of movies as well. There’s worse things in life.lol
@@JasonBrant On a side note, if ya ever need to know the name of an obscure/B-movie actor, let me know. Several years ago a friend and I began a list of all the little known actors that everyone recognizes, but no one knows their names. It’s extensive! lol
This is my 30th viewing of this. I absolutely love this movie. Wings Hauser is the greatest actor of my generation.
You don’t have to describe the scene. Your reactions say it all. And that guy is definitely drunk for real. I bet they paid him in beer.
🤣 He was so hammered.
I am sssoooooooo happy I came across this channel!! I haven't stopped laughing, love it!!!
Every time Erin crossed her legs I knew what was happening on screen. :-)
Gotta close the floodgates...those scenes are hot, lol
Just found your channel! I wish more people would react to so bad it’s good. It’s a deeply under appreciated genre
As a fellow Red Letter Media fan, I really do love this channel. It's a second Best of the Worst without the table session for the second half. I do find myself laughing with you guys quite a bit! You guys have to find a Rich Evans!!
There is no other Rich Evans. But we do have a Dave!
I just found your channel last night. God, I love bad movies! I watched several of your videos and I like it best when it's all 3 of you together. Thanks for sharing! Ever see "Kiss Meets The Phantom of the Park? Sooooo bad.
Thanks so much! I haven't seen the Kiss movie. It looks painful!
@@JasonBrant You have to see the Kiss movie. Absolutely brilliant vanity/PR project for the band. And the late 70's with the hairstyles and clothing, how can you go wrong ?
Believe it or not, William Smith's real non-acting life was very interesting.
Just read his Wikipedia entry. Dude was into a lot of stuff.
I just looked him up. He had a very respectable filmography. I wonder what possessed him to be a part of this horrendous movie.
@@silvervalleystudios2486 He needed the money I’d imagine.
As Christopher Lee once commented...An actors job is to act. Someone offers you a role, you take it. You never know when your next job is coming.. Massively paraphrasing that by the way, Not even certain if it was Lee, but it was an old school actor.
@@silvervalleystudios2486he wanted the money or owed DeHart a favor?
When Wings showed up in the straw hat and rolled up jeans I said "it's Huck Finn" - and then I see his character name was HUCK FINNEY?!?!? Im dyin'.
Was that his name??
Wings Hauser is a national treasure!
Hell yeah.
He, was the neighbor on Roseanne
@@BusStopProductions. Really? Don't remember that.
@@JasonBrant If you haven't, you should check out, "The Carpenter". A decidedly low budget, Canadian horror film, that stars Wings Hauser as a homicidal, ghost carpenter, who kills people with power tools. And, that makes it sound WAY better than it is.
This had me in TEARS!!!!!
You guys are HILARIOUS.
William Smith was actually pretty famous back in the day. He was in Conan The Barbarian, Any Which Way You Can, Hell Comes to Frog Town, and a whole bunch of b list movies. He was the most famous one in this movie lol. He was also a body builder and a legitimate bad a$$
Thanks for giving credit where due to William Smith. Guy was just a legendary character actor, and never mailed it in.
The cult leader (William Smith) was in an actual fighter. He starred in a 1980 clint Eastwood movie called "Any which way you can". Him and clint just beat the crap out of each other. You should review that one
Champagne and Bullets with you guys is my happy place. Please do a return episode in 2023.
Yess!! Been waiting for this. This best part was watching you guys during the sex scene. I was dying. That shit must have been brutal lmao 🤣😂
Sooo brutal. We couldn't believe what we were watching.
@@JasonBrant Lmao!!!
This "movie" is hilarious, and you guys just made it even better.
The lead character is the well-read, hilarious, tough guy, artist. Every low-rent action movie leading man in the 80s. I think they must have sent Wings home on the day they shot the wedding scene. Also, the guy referred to as the new Cameron Mitchell was William Smith. He played the guy who fought Clint Eastwood in Any Which Way You Can.
William Smith is now a legend in my eyes. Love that guy. Merry Christmas!
And he played Conan's dad.
He was also Colonel Strelnikov in Red Dawn
I can't believe I found this channel just last week. Been subbed since I found.... It's just too much fun. Always try to have the Julia Dreyfus lady in the vid...her fun energy paired with the guys is very infecting.
You guys DEFINITELY need a sequel viewing of this movie
To friggin funny. I learned a valuable lesson today. No shaving while watching your show! Pass the tourniquet.
🤣 🤣 Probably not the best idea.
There are a few videos of yours I come back to now and then. This is one of them.
Lt Jim Dangle's first movie since leaving the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Lt. Dangle, lol.
This guy makes Neil Breen seem humble and self-aware. 😂
Neil Breen never sang...
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
It's 90 degrees at 10:30 pm and this still managed to pick my mood up.
12:20 I hope you guys understand the straight up Mr. Miyagi level training your getting. You don't see it, but you've all become experts and picking up on lazy people trying to find the laziest fix possible, and you always find their mistakes. These are talents. These are skills. You are the Bad Movie Avengers.
WHY don't you have a Patreon? Why is it every channel I'd happily support doesn't have one, and every channel not worth the calories of clicking off their videos have 4 each?
I'm working on a Patreon now. Hopefully, it will be live in the next week or two.
"Satan himself... that man's posessed" you guys called it lmao
Hah!
Why have we not seen more John De Hart? He is Jean Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone and Sylvester the Cat all rolled up in one.
I agree. We should start a fundraiser to get his next movie made.
You forgot Bullwinkle.
Thufferin' Thuccotash!!
I have been obsessed with your guys channel. I'm getting high af and non stop laughing. Gotta new subscriber out of me! and the 14:15 mark lol. Gotta love the different reactions
Thanks for subbing!
You weren’t paying attention during the sex scene after marriage. Iknow it was difficult, but you missed the stage hand taking de hart’s champagne glass out of his hand on camera.
Ran across your channel just now doing a search for reviews or videos about this film, a personal favorite. I enjoyed your easy-going banter and genuine reactions. Subscribed!
Awesome, thank you! We watch a lot of bad movies around here. Welcome aboard.
@@JasonBrant Thank you, sir. Been running through your backlist. I am impressed how when you critique a Steven Seagal film, you burn up three times as many more calories in the course of commentary than he did making the whole damn movie.
@@kurtstallings 🤣🤣 So true.
18:04 A very underrated line by Brian. He can be so f*cking funny!
That was a great one.