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John Wayne movie the conqueror is so bad the director pulled it from the cinema and bought every copy to stop it being seen, All American Wayne plays Mongolian warlord Genghis khan , It's a funny bad movie check it out
@@myhorsethesenet33 If it weren't for Wayne's horrible miscasting, it would be just an okay programmer. It was that terrible casting that made it really bad. Worthy of note, though, that it's not often riffed or humorously reviewed because so many people involved in the production died of cancer as a result of the film being shot in areas where nuclear tests were conducted just a few years earlier.
😂 This has to be one if not the best episode i watched. Ricky Oh was epic The Barbarians epic But Weng Weng was beyond epic, dude has the looks, skills, sex appeal, style and he is money. Dude bangs chicks, kicking ass, kicking balls, slides and flys across the rooms, flying with a jetpack, jumps off the window using an Umbrella. I mean this movie has it all! Great when you all together, the atmosphere is just on another level! Love this Channel
Okay, dude. I already commented once about my surprise at discovering that you--of all people (!) suddenly, very unexpectedly, stepping out as a lyrical poet, with your "ripping threesomes" and your "molester mustaches," but you then go on to perpetrate "heaven shaking"?!! I keep telling you wonderful idiots to try watching these cinematic gems under the influence of strong hallucinogens, but goddamn if you haven't achieved that level of buffoonish insight purely through your own innate sensibilities (and blood-red beer). Hats off. Highest, highest praise.
So...Weng Weng passed away at 34 in '92. This movie you guys watched was the second in a trilogy... -AGENT 00. -FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY. -THE IMPOSSIBLE KID. There is also two docs on him from about 10yrs. ago. R.I.P. Weng Weng.
There's also a different unrelated movie starring Weng Weng called the wild wild weng, which is a film in which Weng Weng, playing himself (I think), is stuck in a three-way war between a group of bandidos, a tribe of pygmies, and a clan of ninjas. It's as absolutely insane as it sounds
I haven't laughed this hard in SO long. You guys...omg!! When he went to kiss the chick and Jason put both his hands on the other guys and everyone started busting up followed by the Mary Poppins scene, I almost cried 🤣
Weng Weng was actually a martial artist, so of course he did his own stunts. A shame he only did a couple of movies before passing away. I also lost it during the umbrella scene, that was hilarious.
A bit of trivia - the guy in white he's talking to at 8:43 is an actor named Tony Ferrer - the original "James Bond" of Philippine movies who played the character Tony Falcon a.k.a. Agent X44 in several movies in the 60s and 70s that capitalized on the popularity of the James Bond / Spy genre at the time.
no joke, you have to give the fight/action choreographers some big props. They were able to come up with some pretty creative stuff revolving around the protagonist's height (outside of the nutshots, lol)
This guys features are surprisingly proportionate. I have a few little friends, and I'm pretty sure they'd be jealous of this little bad ass. He's like a Dwarven chuck norris.
This vid had everything! Erin's (and Pam's to a certain extent) wavering between her "conscientious objector" status and outright cheerleader for our man in the Philippines, Weng Weng. Jason's vindication in the end (N-bombs indeed, sir!!!!) Truly, the first video where Jason and Erin had character arcs!
Honestly, i thought it was completely pathetic but also typical for entitled americans. They always act like they know everything better and to them nowadays everything is exploitation, racism, sexism and what not. How can she even claim that, when it's known that Weng Weng always wanted to be a movie star and absolutely enjoyed doing these films as a grown adult? Just ridiculous to act as shitty as she does here, as if it's some mentally diseased midget child who got aducted and forced to be in this.
Weng Weng is the master of Midgetsu ,he is named for his attack style where he targets the groin repeatedly. You guys went 7 for 7 calling out scenes, Mary Poppins, Mr. Giant being short too, umbrella gun. And Erin’s conflict of being amused and offended simultaneously was quite entertaining. Great episode it’s up there with Riki 0.
As a Filipino, I thank you for covering such a masterpiece of cinematic perfection! 🥲 I remember when me and a couple of my friends from back home (I'm in the UK now) watched this, I was a wee little Filipino lad and ohhhhh boy... I'm telling you, some scenes really did stick with me. Thank you for bringing back my awkward childhood. 🥲👌
I don’t know why, but my 8 month old son LOVES watching your videos. I also do, but it’s because it makes me feel like I have friends to watch movies with.
This episode might be my new favorite from you guys. As soon as I saw Dave, I was like, "Hell yea, this is gonna be gold" lol The 4 of you together, mixed with Off Cam Pam's commentary, is always top notch entertainment. By far one of my favorite channels on YT!
About an hour into the movie, was filmed outside my apartment in the Philippines 🇵🇭. I was 7! I saw the fight scene. Funny that it took film makers 4 hours to set things up. Another 3 hours to film the fight scene. The actor Weng-Weng and Carmie Martin (The girl in the yellow sweatpants & white shirt), DID THE FIGHT SCENES THEMSELVES. All of those work for up to 8 hours and we only saw 2 minutes of it on screen.
So my fiancée is in the UK & told me this morning when I woke up that you guys killed it with this one & had her in stitches. Well, you guys are bastards because I spat my energy drink out 3 times watching this that I had to put it aside till the segment was over. Bravo!!!! Loved it guys😆😆😆😆🤙🤙
OMG! Once again, Erin's reactions are priceless. This movie was absolutely boss! And as soon as I saw the two little dudes fighting each other the first thing that was: oh look they're doing partial arts!! By the way, weng weng was 2 ft 9.
This used to come as part of a 2 DVD pack with another martial arts/exploitation movie called "Challenge of the Tiger" which is also worth checking out.
I need to ask my parents about this movie. Definitely something my dad would have watched. I'd love to hunt down a copy that has subtitles to compare how it hit translated. By far my favorite video so far. Hoping for more opportunities to have the whole crew together to get gems like this
OMG! - When Jason said, "Ya, Punch that d. . ." I friggin' lost it and spit out my coffee. I literally laughed so hard the entire time that it hurts, my husband actually asked if I was okay. This was awesome - Love you guys
Interesting trivia: The budget for this movie was $7 USD (converted), but after VHS sales and merchandise it brought in slightly over $15 USD, making it the Philippines highest grossing blockbuster of 2005
"You know what Erin... you think you're the hero." Lol. Reminds me of the stink people made over the upcoming live action Snow White for being exploitative, so they decided to replace the dwarves with digital creatures. Dwarven actors were PISSED because "the feels" put them out of a job. I heard the shut down of freak shows was similar, but that was before my time.
Well it was Peter Dinklage that called out the new Snow White for being "f*cking backward" on an interview with Marc Maron, I listened to the whole thing, you can read up on it too. He definitely has a point to make being a smaller guy himself and I guess cos he's a really famous actor Disney decided to make changes. Also freak shows were mostly about the public going to see people with disabilities for their own amusement and being so glad they weren't like that. The organiser showmen also heavily exploited the performers. Like public hangings, it's probably a good thing they are gone. Check out Nightmare Alley and "the geek" show.
But the story of snow white has dwarves, dwarves exist irl. So the film should have dwarves. A song of ice and fire had a dwarf, dwarves exist, they casted dwarf actor,peter dinklage as that dwarf If it's offensive to cast a non indian person as an indian, isn't it offensive to cast a non dwarf as a dwarf? Why is ok for GOT story to cast a dwarf but not Snow White (a much more well known and less offensive story by far + the dwarves are good guys). It's such an arbitrary decision and hypocritical. So he can do whatever he wants,make millions and be the most famous dwarf..but the one time dwarves were gonna have multiple big job openings, he cock blocks it for them and ruins their options. You don't realize how dangerous these arbitrary decisions are. They all claim to be "for good, for equality and justice" but they're really just "I'm using Xyz to manipulate you and force you to do/not do what i want. None of it is based on any logic or compassion. If you think history was harsh, wait and see what happens when you let anybody impose anything on anybody without any rules or rationale
@@tobe1207 The whole thing is a nightmare of political correctness, which is constantly in flux. That being said, though, we're talking about two different types of dwarves. Dwarves in the modern since are just small humans with some sort of physical or genetic disorder. Fantasy dwarves are derived from Germanic folk tradition and are not at all human- they are more faerie-like, with spiritual elements. While modern fantasy has made them allies of humans... they weren't to be messed with in olden times. Still, I'm not opposed to small people playing them if the IP allows.
Everyone's reaction was hilarious,..Erin was barely keeping it together.🤣...Was wondering,..ever consider doing an end of year review and make the top 10 SBIG films? It would be great to hear which is considered the year's #1 SBIG movie. 🤔
@@JasonBrant TH-cam unfortunately is quite flaky about these things especially with the smaller channels. Sponsors and Patreon are really a good way to deal with TH-cam's uncertainty.
God, I am so glad I found this youtube channel. Get to watch the most absurd movies and I love that you guys actually take our recommendations. I'm so glad you guys watched my recommendation last week, glad yall like it as much as I did 🤣🤣. Make my cup of tea, pack a bowl and laugh along with yall. Midget James bond is the best James bond lol.
You guys are absolutely awesome! I’m reminded of Mystery Science Theater 3000 , but with alcohol and laughter. I was a teenager in the 80’, and it is like a time capsule being opened up every Sunday! Keep the Cannon movies coming. Thank you for the fun and ridiculous commentary!
One of the funniest ones you've done. You know how NFL teams have a long snapper and that's their only job? Did they have a guy who's only job was to slide Weng Weng across the floor when the director yelled action?
I can strongly recommend you the Dungeons & Dragons movie from 2000 with Jeremy Irons. One of the top 10 "so bad it's good" movies ever. This was one of the few times that a big budget movie turned out so bad it's good.
Cirio H. Santiago was a prolific Filipino director. You should do one of his post-apocalyptic movies someday. BTW: Filipino movie sets were infamous for their lax safety measures back in the day, so you can be sure that Weng Weng took some real risks when he made this movie.
@@JasonBrant You could do Equalizer 2000 with Richard Norton. I just thought of the completely insane Future Hunters, another Santiago movie that you should put on your list. It rips off just about everything.
So hear me out… I’m on vacation with my family. Everyone is passed out asleep. I fired this clip up on patreon and lit a cigar on the porch. I haven’t laughed this hard in so many moons. Y’all are too much. Thank you all for this. It’s truly appreciated!
That is a legit awesome movie. No worries about the little dude getting exploited because he's a legit star. This isn't his only movie, back when he was a actual movie star in South East Asia.
This was hilarious. Probably my favourite reaction you guys have done. Erin was hilarious. The banter was so funny between you all. I hope you can find something this funny again. Also happy 50k Subs.
When they sit down to write the script for this film the entire idea started with him jumping out of the window with an umbrella I refuse to believe anything other than that
This movie became the star of an international film festival, but it seems that some had a reaction similar to Erin's here; it made Weng Weng a star when there were no others that stood out on the international stage. The first film (Agent 00) was supposedly lost, but found again. It doesn't have the same quality of dubbing that this one does, if that even matters.
Wow.... just WOW! That was 70's-TASTIC! Where to begin?! The ridiculous story? The cheesy fighting? The insane gadgets? The UMBRELLA?! This just exudes... PERFECTION! I can't blame you guys for being broken periodically while watching this! *I also love how Dave puts the little doggo to sleep in his shirt :D
Hilarious reactions from you all, Erin had me in stitches with her comments & Dave was just gone a few minutes in. I've never even heard of this film but the best way to watch it was watching you react to it. Jason your channels awesome congratulations on 50k subscribers.
The first 10 minutes is already better than all the Seagal films..! (After edit) . . . . This was the best 30 minutes I’ve wasted in YT in a long time. Thank you!
Tested positive for COVID today so watching this really cheered me up. Erin's reactions were priceless. This could be the future of James Bond 😂. Rippin 😂 Jason you were on fire with your jokes today.
I was so disappointed when he wasn’t fired out of a cannon at the carnival but so proud of myself for calling the umbrella scene as soon as I saw the guy walk in with it. Brian, that car is an early Toyota Celica - worth a pretty penny these days. Oh and you reckon that sex-scene was not exploitative? I reckon that girl might feel different!
I adore Erin and how sensitive she is! Her heart is always in the right place even when she is overthinking it a bit? I totally understand where you are coming from! ❤️
Weng weng was a product of the era that produce both the James Bond movies and the Fantasy Island TV show co starring Herve Villechaize, the dwarf actor who appeared on Roger Moore's James Bond movie "The Man With The Golden Gun". Some Filipino producer thought it was a novel idea to have a midget playing a bad*ss secret agent and the rest is history.
Dude....first time on your channel, I laughed so hard I pissed myself. Erin's reactions are priceless: "I shouldn't be enjoying this but I am". Subbed.
Adding this "film" to my watch list!! Good stuff. You should check out 'Fight of Fury', 'Aliens: Zone X', and 'Ballistica'. Some of the best bad movies i've seen
Damn. Between Jason trying not to choke on his beer while Weng Weng was sliding on the floor, to the Epic Chest Pepperonis of Manliness at 24:54, this video RULES TH-cam. i love watching all your videos.
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The actor died in 1992
John Wayne movie the conqueror is so bad the director pulled it from the cinema and bought every copy to stop it being seen,
All American Wayne plays Mongolian warlord Genghis khan ,
It's a funny bad movie check it out
@@myhorsethesenet33 omg lol
@@myhorsethesenet33 If it weren't for Wayne's horrible miscasting, it would be just an okay programmer. It was that terrible casting that made it really bad. Worthy of note, though, that it's not often riffed or humorously reviewed because so many people involved in the production died of cancer as a result of the film being shot in areas where nuclear tests were conducted just a few years earlier.
Sorry wrong link 😭
Gotta say I am really enjoying the larger groups watching. There's really good chemistry between everyone.
I Love it when a good clan comes together 👍
It's hard to get us all together, but we always have fun.
@@JasonBrant that one dude on the right is cringe
@@JasonBrant Love it when you guys are all together. The opportunities for bigger laughs are greater.
Agreed. I find myself laughing along with them more, like I'm part of the group in a, probably unhealthy, parasocial kinda way.
No lie the stunts that Weng Weng does in this movie are pretty incredible, he really committed.
😂 This has to be one if not the best episode i watched.
Ricky Oh was epic
The Barbarians epic
But Weng Weng was beyond epic, dude has the looks, skills, sex appeal, style and he is money. Dude bangs chicks, kicking ass, kicking balls, slides and flys across the rooms, flying with a jetpack, jumps off the window using an Umbrella. I mean this movie has it all! Great when you all together, the atmosphere is just on another level! Love this Channel
agreed 100% best episode ever!!!
Thanks so much. Weng Weng really does have it all. This movie was heaven shaking.
@@JasonBrant IT WAS MAGICAL!!!!
Didn’t think Riki-Oh could be topped! It has been lol
Okay, dude. I already commented once about my surprise at discovering that you--of all people (!) suddenly, very unexpectedly, stepping out as a lyrical poet, with your "ripping threesomes" and your "molester mustaches," but you then go on to perpetrate "heaven shaking"?!! I keep telling you wonderful idiots to try watching these cinematic gems under the influence of strong hallucinogens, but goddamn if you haven't achieved that level of buffoonish insight purely through your own innate sensibilities (and blood-red beer). Hats off. Highest, highest praise.
So...Weng Weng passed away at 34 in '92. This movie you guys watched was the second in a trilogy...
-AGENT 00.
-FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY.
-THE IMPOSSIBLE KID.
There is also two docs on him from about 10yrs. ago.
R.I.P. Weng Weng.
Yeah, this movie game out in 1981
@M R you're rude. this is... belittling.
I'm pretty sure Agent 00 is considered a lost film.
@@ny8956 Agent 404 sure is.
There's also a different unrelated movie starring Weng Weng called the wild wild weng, which is a film in which Weng Weng, playing himself (I think), is stuck in a three-way war between a group of bandidos, a tribe of pygmies, and a clan of ninjas. It's as absolutely insane as it sounds
Erin treading the fine line between discomfort and hilarity.... 😂. Jason predicting each crazy thing with surprising accuracy... this was gold..
Erin was so uncomfortable so many times in this movie
I haven't laughed this hard in SO long. You guys...omg!! When he went to kiss the chick and Jason put both his hands on the other guys and everyone started busting up followed by the Mary Poppins scene, I almost cried 🤣
That umbrella scene is the peak of cinema, I was in tears
I lost it there.
Weng Weng was actually a martial artist, so of course he did his own stunts. A shame he only did a couple of movies before passing away.
I also lost it during the umbrella scene, that was hilarious.
A bit of trivia - the guy in white he's talking to at 8:43 is an actor named Tony Ferrer - the original "James Bond" of Philippine movies who played the character Tony Falcon a.k.a. Agent X44 in several movies in the 60s and 70s that capitalized on the popularity of the James Bond / Spy genre at the time.
Ahh, thanks.
no joke, you have to give the fight/action choreographers some big props. They were able to come up with some pretty creative stuff revolving around the protagonist's height (outside of the nutshots, lol)
This guys features are surprisingly proportionate. I have a few little friends, and I'm pretty sure they'd be jealous of this little bad ass. He's like a Dwarven chuck norris.
He moved shockingly well, too.
Yeah he just looked like a child,not a dwarf
He’s a primordial dwarf - in proportion without sausage fingers and fucked up legs
This vid had everything!
Erin's (and Pam's to a certain extent) wavering between her "conscientious objector" status and outright cheerleader for our man in the Philippines, Weng Weng.
Jason's vindication in the end (N-bombs indeed, sir!!!!)
Truly, the first video where Jason and Erin had character arcs!
No reason for Erin to feel that way. Is derogatory, give the little guy credit for being an adult and doing what he wants to do.
That "snatching birthdays" line is hilarious. I love that it's a call back on many episodes. You guys know comedy and film making, if you ask me.
Erin's reactions to this were superb. 😂
Cracked me up the whole time.
So good! I simultaneously laugh & swoon at how adorably sweet she is! lol
Her thinking it's exploitative is not correct though. Give the guy credit for being an adult and doing what he wants to do.
Honestly, i thought it was completely pathetic but also typical for entitled americans. They always act like they know everything better and to them nowadays everything is exploitation, racism, sexism and what not. How can she even claim that, when it's known that Weng Weng always wanted to be a movie star and absolutely enjoyed doing these films as a grown adult? Just ridiculous to act as shitty as she does here, as if it's some mentally diseased midget child who got aducted and forced to be in this.
The umbrella, the rifle recoil, the very inventive fight choreography. Wonderful film.
When the recoil knocked him over i died lmao
“That not the only thing that’s average size.”
“He’s a tripod!”
🤣 Jesus guys. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you expect anything less from us?
@@JasonBrant
Absolutely not.
And that’s why I love you guys. 🤘
I started watching your channel yesterday. I haven't stopped laughing haha. "This is Commando for short people." That line killed me 😂😂😂
"Remember when I promised to punch you in the balls last?"
...."I lied".
I’m not gonna lie, the biggest laugh I’ve gotten so far was Erin saying “no woman has ever said that “
🤣 🤣
Erin has been dropping great one liners . ‘The China’ one last week was perfect lol
Susan Sarandon's character in Witches of Eastwick did. Should I admit I remember that?
She's so worried about offense and then goes right for the thing guys are most self-conscious about. :P
What was the actual line she responded to ?....I couldn't quite catch it .
Everybody's different gestures in their reaction at 18:08-18:15 had me laughing, I can't get over this part
Weng Weng is the master of Midgetsu ,he is named for his attack style where he targets the groin repeatedly. You guys went 7 for 7 calling out scenes, Mary Poppins, Mr. Giant being short too, umbrella gun. And Erin’s conflict of being amused and offended simultaneously was quite entertaining. Great episode it’s up there with Riki 0.
Thanks so much! We loved it.
I had said "proficient in Balljitsu" but this is much better. ;)
midgetsu 😂
midgetsu 😂
😂😂😂😂
The way he constantly slides and dives to shoot at guys, he's like a mini Max Payne.
You should have been drinking those little mini vodka bottle thingies you get from airports and souvenir shops
🤣
he does more stunts than Steven Seagal
As a Filipino, I thank you for covering such a masterpiece of cinematic perfection! 🥲
I remember when me and a couple of my friends from back home (I'm in the UK now) watched this, I was a wee little Filipino lad and ohhhhh boy... I'm telling you, some scenes really did stick with me.
Thank you for bringing back my awkward childhood. 🥲👌
I don’t know why, but my 8 month old son LOVES watching your videos. I also do, but it’s because it makes me feel like I have friends to watch movies with.
Your son is already a genius.
@@JasonBrant he’s already watching at a 7th grade level
Oh boy, another future bad movie fanatic.
You're son has an air of confidence about him rarely seen in this day and age.
@@adamsmith7115
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This episode might be my new favorite from you guys. As soon as I saw Dave, I was like, "Hell yea, this is gonna be gold" lol The 4 of you together, mixed with Off Cam Pam's commentary, is always top notch entertainment. By far one of my favorite channels on YT!
“How’s the martial arts go? Is it just him punching diks”, laughed so hard at that.
And it was true!
Dave is stroking his dog with a shirt with his own face on it.
Two seconds in and this video is LEGENDARY😂
EDIT: 36:38 great edit here
Jason: This is great!
Erin: ...guys, I don't know...
Brian: SHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dave: HAHAHAHA!!!
This dynamic is GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣
We had a blast with this 🤣
This NEEDS to be a video game!
"He's doing his own stunts."
Of course, he is! Where the hell would they find a stunt double for this guy?!
Somebody's kid that they brought to the set?
@@doctorthirteen5499 That seems like a worse idea than having Weng Weng do his own.
@@stonecoldku4161 I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that, but hoo boy!
Half the movies we watch have the filmmakers throwing dummies around.
They could build a gigantic set so that a normal guy would look like a midget.
About an hour into the movie, was filmed outside my apartment in the Philippines 🇵🇭. I was 7! I saw the fight scene. Funny that it took film makers 4 hours to set things up. Another 3 hours to film the fight scene. The actor Weng-Weng and Carmie Martin (The girl in the yellow sweatpants & white shirt), DID THE FIGHT SCENES THEMSELVES. All of those work for up to 8 hours and we only saw 2 minutes of it on screen.
I lost it at the Mary Poppins part. Lmao!🤣
I can't believe they did that 🤣
We all did🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So my fiancée is in the UK & told me this morning when I woke up that you guys killed it with this one & had her in stitches. Well, you guys are bastards because I spat my energy drink out 3 times watching this that I had to put it aside till the segment was over. Bravo!!!! Loved it guys😆😆😆😆🤙🤙
Watching Erin (sp) having the moral quandary is the best part.
It was killing me 🤣
@@JasonBrant It was funny watching her flip flop and try and not laugh. This might be my favorite episode of SBIG so far.
OMG! Once again, Erin's reactions are priceless. This movie was absolutely boss! And as soon as I saw the two little dudes fighting each other the first thing that was: oh look they're doing partial arts!! By the way, weng weng was 2 ft 9.
You are evil for the partial arts comment 💀💀
This used to come as part of a 2 DVD pack with another martial arts/exploitation movie called "Challenge of the Tiger" which is also worth checking out.
...and the car was a 70s Nissan Skyline.
I have a copy of that. Looking forward to it.
The car was a 1971 Toyota Celica, the C110 Skyline was more angular and a fastback
Challenge of the Tiger is such a wild Bruceploitation flick, my 2nd favorite, right behind The Clones of Bruce Lee. 😃
@@JasonBrant you'll love it. Less said the better
I need to ask my parents about this movie. Definitely something my dad would have watched. I'd love to hunt down a copy that has subtitles to compare how it hit translated.
By far my favorite video so far. Hoping for more opportunities to have the whole crew together to get gems like this
This film looks like a blast! The run time seems a bit short though.
Weyyyyyy 😂
It ripped though.
We see what you did there my friend
It's 1h 25 m so it's pretty normal. You can find the whole movie here on YT.
Ahhh "short" I see what u did there. good one
This was easily one of the best. Little man gave 110%. Silly and fun. Great find!
OMG! - When Jason said, "Ya, Punch that d. . ." I friggin' lost it and spit out my coffee. I literally laughed so hard the entire time that it hurts, my husband actually asked if I was okay. This was awesome - Love you guys
Thanks so much! We had a blast!
Interesting trivia: The budget for this movie was $7 USD (converted), but after VHS sales and merchandise it brought in slightly over $15 USD, making it the Philippines highest grossing blockbuster of 2005
Did you forget "million" or is my sarcasm sensor broken?
I was mid toke at the exact moment they threw him into shot for the fight on the stairs, I nearly died.
Hey, another toker, greetings!!!! (does a dab)
I'm going to go ahead and say it... this channel is as good, if not better, than Mystery Science Theater 3000.
That was totally hilarious! That car BTW is a 1976-1977 Toyota Celica.
Don't goad Brian on with the car stuff 🤣
Just hilarious, Erin with her hand over her mouth the whole time in either horror or amusement was great.
as a filipino. im shocked that i havent seen this. damn. just damn lol
It's brilliant 🤣
"You know what Erin... you think you're the hero."
Lol. Reminds me of the stink people made over the upcoming live action Snow White for being exploitative, so they decided to replace the dwarves with digital creatures. Dwarven actors were PISSED because "the feels" put them out of a job. I heard the shut down of freak shows was similar, but that was before my time.
Well it was Peter Dinklage that called out the new Snow White for being "f*cking backward" on an interview with Marc Maron, I listened to the whole thing, you can read up on it too. He definitely has a point to make being a smaller guy himself and I guess cos he's a really famous actor Disney decided to make changes. Also freak shows were mostly about the public going to see people with disabilities for their own amusement and being so glad they weren't like that. The organiser showmen also heavily exploited the performers. Like public hangings, it's probably a good thing they are gone. Check out Nightmare Alley and "the geek" show.
But the story of snow white has dwarves, dwarves exist irl. So the film should have dwarves.
A song of ice and fire had a dwarf, dwarves exist, they casted dwarf actor,peter dinklage as that dwarf
If it's offensive to cast a non indian person as an indian, isn't it offensive to cast a non dwarf as a dwarf?
Why is ok for GOT story to cast a dwarf but not Snow White (a much more well known and less offensive story by far + the dwarves are good guys). It's such an arbitrary decision and hypocritical.
So he can do whatever he wants,make millions and be the most famous dwarf..but the one time dwarves were gonna have multiple big job openings, he cock blocks it for them and ruins their options.
You don't realize how dangerous these arbitrary decisions are. They all claim to be "for good, for equality and justice" but they're really just "I'm using Xyz to manipulate you and force you to do/not do what i want. None of it is based on any logic or compassion. If you think history was harsh, wait and see what happens when you let anybody impose anything on anybody without any rules or rationale
@@tobe1207 The whole thing is a nightmare of political correctness, which is constantly in flux.
That being said, though, we're talking about two different types of dwarves. Dwarves in the modern since are just small humans with some sort of physical or genetic disorder. Fantasy dwarves are derived from Germanic folk tradition and are not at all human- they are more faerie-like, with spiritual elements. While modern fantasy has made them allies of humans... they weren't to be messed with in olden times. Still, I'm not opposed to small people playing them if the IP allows.
Everyone's reaction was hilarious,..Erin was barely keeping it together.🤣...Was wondering,..ever consider doing an end of year review and make the top 10 SBIG films? It would be great to hear which is considered the year's #1 SBIG movie. 🤔
I have plans for something very similar!
@@JasonBrant Awesome!
20:30 Are we just not gonna talk about Dave stuffing the dog under his shirt??? 😂
So happy that you're getting sponsors and so on :D Love the channel!
Thanks so much! The sponsors make a big difference because I'm constantly dealing with demonetization and copyright nonsense.
@@JasonBrant TH-cam unfortunately is quite flaky about these things especially with the smaller channels. Sponsors and Patreon are really a good way to deal with TH-cam's uncertainty.
God, I am so glad I found this youtube channel. Get to watch the most absurd movies and I love that you guys actually take our recommendations. I'm so glad you guys watched my recommendation last week, glad yall like it as much as I did 🤣🤣. Make my cup of tea, pack a bowl and laugh along with yall. Midget James bond is the best James bond lol.
You guys are absolutely awesome! I’m reminded of Mystery Science Theater 3000 , but with alcohol and laughter. I was a teenager in the 80’, and it is like a time capsule being opened up every Sunday! Keep the Cannon movies coming. Thank you for the fun and ridiculous commentary!
I love how everyone broke in this video and the laughter is. Y’all certainly made my night lol
One of the funniest ones you've done. You know how NFL teams have a long snapper and that's their only job? Did they have a guy who's only job was to slide Weng Weng across the floor when the director yelled action?
Omaha! Omaha! Hut! Hut! Hike!
That's a job to be proud of.
Screw John Wick and his pencil, this man was murdering fools with a letter opener.
I can strongly recommend you the Dungeons & Dragons movie from 2000 with Jeremy Irons. One of the top 10 "so bad it's good" movies ever. This was one of the few times that a big budget movie turned out so bad it's good.
"AND THEIR BLOOD WILL RAAAAAAIIIIIIIN FROM THE SKYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" He doesn't chew the scenery, he swallows it frelling WHOLE!!!
That bad boy is on the list.
As Brian is so bad as his one job no-one cares about, I'll tell you it's a 1st Generation Toyota Celica.
Cirio H. Santiago was a prolific Filipino director. You should do one of his post-apocalyptic movies someday.
BTW: Filipino movie sets were infamous for their lax safety measures back in the day, so you can be sure that Weng Weng took some real risks when he made this movie.
Do you have a specific one in mind?
@@JasonBrant You could do Equalizer 2000 with Richard Norton. I just thought of the completely insane Future Hunters, another Santiago movie that you should put on your list. It rips off just about everything.
@@JasonBrant doesn't matter, you'll have a blast!
From Blood and Steel immediately to this omg this is too funny!
the bit where that dummy was floating down on the umbrella. What a shot. I nearly died!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
That almost killed me.
This was the best one ever! Me and the wife were crying laughing so hard and it’s tough to get me to laugh. I gotta say this was a winner!
I hope "rip it" becomes a regular catchphrase for any future James Bond knockoff movies.
I'm gonna start using it in daily life.
I think it needs to stick around 🤣
Them legs tho
"I wouldn't jump twice my height right now" That's good to know Dave. We were all really worried
He's such an athlete.
So hear me out… I’m on vacation with my family. Everyone is passed out asleep. I fired this clip up on patreon and lit a cigar on the porch. I haven’t laughed this hard in so many moons. Y’all are too much. Thank you all for this. It’s truly appreciated!
Greatest movie ever!! I have to find that movie for my collection. Also, probably your best episode ever. My stomach hurts from laughing.
Thanks! I had a blast with this one. A link to the movie on Amazon is in the video description.
That is a legit awesome movie. No worries about the little dude getting exploited because he's a legit star. This isn't his only movie, back when he was a actual movie star in South East Asia.
Goddamn the "bring bring bring bring" at the end really got me lmao
🤣 I didn't even need to ask.
This was hilarious. Probably my favourite reaction you guys have done. Erin was hilarious. The banter was so funny between you all. I hope you can find something this funny again. Also happy 50k Subs.
Excited for this one, still didn't get that mic fixed lol. Can't wait for the live stream later
We recorded the last two episodes back to back. Mic will be fixed going forward, hopefully.
@@JasonBrant ahhhh that makes sense
@@JasonBrant hope in one hand, shit in the other....
When they sit down to write the script for this film the entire idea started with him jumping out of the window with an umbrella I refuse to believe anything other than that
Great review, guys. Always better when you are enjoying yourselves....and you had some great base material for that here.
The movie made it easy.
I used to talk mad shit on people who wore their own image on a T-shirt, but for some reason, this one just... Works.
This is the greatest movie we've ALL ever seen!
Its brilliance can't be overstated.
This movie became the star of an international film festival, but it seems that some had a reaction similar to Erin's here; it made Weng Weng a star when there were no others that stood out on the international stage. The first film (Agent 00) was supposedly lost, but found again. It doesn't have the same quality of dubbing that this one does, if that even matters.
Wow.... just WOW! That was 70's-TASTIC! Where to begin?! The ridiculous story? The cheesy fighting? The insane gadgets? The UMBRELLA?! This just exudes... PERFECTION! I can't blame you guys for being broken periodically while watching this!
*I also love how Dave puts the little doggo to sleep in his shirt :D
Hilarious reactions from you all, Erin had me in stitches with her comments & Dave was just gone a few minutes in.
I've never even heard of this film but the best way to watch it was watching you react to it.
Jason your channels awesome congratulations on 50k subscribers.
The first 10 minutes is already better than all the Seagal films..! (After edit) . . . . This was the best 30 minutes I’ve wasted in YT in a long time. Thank you!
Tested positive for COVID today so watching this really cheered me up. Erin's reactions were priceless. This could be the future of James Bond 😂. Rippin 😂 Jason you were on fire with your jokes today.
Get well soon bud
@@leeweesquee thanks buddy
I was just thinking how Erin looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus and then she said "Stella." lol
perfect end to a great night , New video AWESOME!
Hope you dig it!
@@JasonBrant wont lie i always do , my Fav film reviewers by far , love the videos
I was so disappointed when he wasn’t fired out of a cannon at the carnival but so proud of myself for calling the umbrella scene as soon as I saw the guy walk in with it. Brian, that car is an early Toyota Celica - worth a pretty penny these days. Oh and you reckon that sex-scene was not exploitative? I reckon that girl might feel different!
As a Filipino, Weng Weng is much better actor than Steven Seagal. Nuff said. R.I.P.
This os one of yhe GREATEST VIDEOS EVER!!
I Love how Dave is wearing a shirt that has his own picture on it! Thats great!
I adore Erin and how sensitive she is! Her heart is always in the right place even when she is overthinking it a bit? I totally understand where you are coming from! ❤️
Poor Erin is going to need a therapist. And if she does go to one, make sure that it's a little person.
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And Filipino 😆
Weng weng was a product of the era that produce both the James Bond movies and the Fantasy Island TV show co starring Herve Villechaize, the dwarf actor who appeared on Roger Moore's James Bond movie "The Man With The Golden Gun". Some Filipino producer thought it was a novel idea to have a midget playing a bad*ss secret agent and the rest is history.
This is the perfect wake and bake video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dude....first time on your channel, I laughed so hard I pissed myself. Erin's reactions are priceless: "I shouldn't be enjoying this but I am". Subbed.
I’ve heard of this movie hahahaha
It’s supposed to be god awful hahaaha
Also I love devils back bone good craft beer
This was my first time drinking their stuff, but I really liked it.
Adding this "film" to my watch list!! Good stuff. You should check out 'Fight of Fury', 'Aliens: Zone X', and 'Ballistica'. Some of the best bad movies i've seen
Erin was not happy at first.
Definitely not 🤣
This might be my favourite watch along yet!
I agree man this has to be the most funniest video on the channel
I love the inner-conflict that Erin went through in this film… 😂😂😂
3' Wen Wen does more action in this movie than Steven Seagal has in his last 20 (ish) movies combined.
Your most AWESOME(!) episode yet, I couldn't help but laugh right-along with you!
Thanks! I loved this movie so much.
This is one of the few channels I watch where I laugh out loud by myself, sometimes to the point where I can’t open my eyes. Love it.
Damn.
Between Jason trying not to choke on his beer while Weng Weng was sliding on the floor, to the Epic Chest Pepperonis of Manliness at 24:54, this video RULES TH-cam.
i love watching all your videos.