Those notes arent that easy to get either. The doctor has you bend over with your face in his crotch as he unzips his pants and tries to see how much you resist him trying to stick it in your mouth.
Dear Mr. Soprano. I can convey to you, on behalf of my patient, Mr. Spatafore, that, having discontinued his blood pressure medication, he is no longer compelled to perform fellatio on security guards early in the morning. Regards Dr. G. Switzer.
I'll never forget when I first saw this. My dad and I were watching it together and the moment Vito raised his head we simultaneously yelled "Oh shit". Such a crazy turn of events.
1. Security guard not giving a heads up is the biggest betrayal of this show lol 2. Vito didn’t have the mobility to pull off a passenger seat blowie, let’s be real
@@retroreceptionist7571 I'm not saying I expected them to brutally murder the guard, but there's a confirmed homosexual working at the same job site as the family members with no-work jobs, seems like they wouldn't be OK with that. Like they just see him walking around and know that's the guy who Vito was blowing. They're at least going to get him assigned to another location. But I guess that doesn't need to be part of the show.
"What, I was here". I was in the neighborhood walking around in a motorcycle uniform and chaps and happened to step into this bar and start dancing with another dude. As if the same thing couldnt happen to you. Best excuse ever.
@@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 First of all don't be an ass. Second mistakes are possible. Third I didn't make any mistakes TH-cam's auto correct is broken as fuck. I see it many times when I post the comment looks fine when I post then I go back and see that it has become all fucked up.
The show really did have the best acting. The character who played Finn was so young but incredibly good at acting. Both of these actors really did an exceptional job in the scene.
You are absolutely right. Series like this usually have one or two main actors who carry everything but not this one. The characters were so well developed and the actors so great that the writers were able to "clip" certain solid characters rather prematurely without leaving a damaging void. Any one of these characters could have had a very successful spin-off series with a great story to tell.
Security guard should've said: "Stay down, don't look up, someone's there!" No one the wiser. But then, no guarantee that somebody would've seen him at the gay bar.
+amazingdany Good catch. They just nodded at each other. Finn assumed the security guard was getting a blowjob from a woman, no big deal. Was only a big deal when he looked up.
Vito definitely would've killed Finn if he had the chance, if he would've went to the game he would've either abandoned him or straight up killed him. Or tried to blow him too lol.
2:09 - Vito: "Plus, it's bat night!" Finn: (Why is he talking about bats? Change the subject Finn! Balls? No no no. Catchers? Pitchers? DAMMIT FINN! Ok, how about the Yanks? NOOOOO FINNN!!!!!)
back when vito could actually walk, before johnny cakes blew out his o ring and gave him a permanent limp that he still has to this day, cakes was an animal
Instead of Vito cornering Finn and coming hot'n'heavy with this gay predator energy, I don't understand why he didn't just take Finn to the side, and be like 'aight so youz saw me blowin the security guard, here's 10k to shut yo mouth and never speak this to anyone'
“Sound like a racehorse pissing in there” that was a pickup line not intimidation 😂
Yep n the smile was like yep he's next
He wants to turn him into his own kind. Say no to punks!
@@primitivemindshe invited him to lay down some pipe
Vito wants the golden shower
Vito is trynna convert this man over to his side
You know he's nervous when he went back into the Porta-Potty to get some fresh air LOL
😆
Lmao
Well Vito could have killed him, He definitely threaten him without coming out and saying anything directly. I'd be scared too
@@ITIsFunnyDamnIT vito was going to kill him if he went, what do you mean? fin knew better than to go.
The smell of shit has a calming affect on some
“When Vito was always talking about greasing the unions who knew that’s what he meant”
mrFalloutFan95 I bet he couldn’t wait to get his hands on the pipe fitters union.
@@MikeB-rb7nk but before he came out of the closet, he put a lot of money in my pocket
Ha ha ha haha - patsy
ROFLMAO!!!!
@@Kardaszpm Best laugh ever.
I feel like the security guard could've given Vito the heads up to keep his head down, y'know?
He tried to tell Vito someone was coming but Vito misunderstood. 🐎
They'd both hear his car approaching.
🤣 lmao. Best comment
Right?? Though he probably would have seen when he exited the car anyway
@@kobrien4121
"shit, someone's coming"
"Yeah you bet they are"
"What?"
"What?"
"Don't pull that aw shucks shit with me" is a very underrated line
😂 😁 I always found that line to be extra funny.
What does it mean?
@@mattiassvanberg8292 In the context of the scene I take it to mean don't try to act innocent amd modest like you don't know what the deal is
I almost cried laughing 😅 when Vito the shucks talk.
Looks like the early bird really does get the worm.
Word Unheard ROFLMFAO!
Word Unheard lol
Word Unheard Hey-OOOO!!
He was just making his collections
Who doesn't love an early bird special
I will never take blood pressure medication.
I'd rather have a stroke or heart attack than need a note from my doctor saying I don't like to suck cock.
Those notes arent that easy to get either. The doctor has you bend over with your face in his crotch as he unzips his pants and tries to see how much you resist him trying to stick it in your mouth.
Jay Santos lmao x 15
@@andrewmoore7927 You should know sweetie x
@@tonys6237 What did you say? Eh, I'm going to go take a piss.......
No wonder Vito was such a good earner, he was blowing his employees! Talk about motivating your workforce.
He was always greasing the union.
That's how he got more of them no show jobs.
oooowwwwwwww
Catcher not pitcher?!
@@jbot91 who knew thats what he meant
Vito as the Godfather...."Just when I thought I was out...they suck me back in"
HE sucked THEM back in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg
What's up Vito
The fact that Finn found it so awkward he left his lights on just to leave ASAP is such a great subtle detail
hahahah. How the fuck did you notice that?
What lights? Wtf u talkn about?
@@dharmabum2838 it's the beeping sound after he opens the door
That chime is for the key in ignition reminder. The headlight chime beeps faster. I’m a Ford guy 🥸
Enough of the Vito jokes. He got a note from his doctor.
Yeah. It's the blood pressure medication
It's a joke.
...."Take my load........PLEASE!!!!"
.
Also, his brother is over there. Doesn't mean nothing or anything, but just saying.
Dear Mr. Soprano. I can convey to you, on behalf of my patient, Mr. Spatafore, that, having discontinued his blood pressure medication, he is no longer compelled to perform fellatio on security guards early in the morning.
Regards
Dr. G. Switzer.
a note from his doctor saying he doesnt shuck cawck?
This is why I always arrive to work 10 minutes late.
Gee how many bosses are blowing security guards early in the morning?
Alot of shit goes down when you come to work early
I would've fired your ass if you always arrive late.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts
Finn came early, and because of that, the poor guard didn't get to come at all
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had bad blue balls all day
😆😅😄😂😂 Bro!,..thatz a good one👌 lol!
Cum*
That’s disgusting
I'll never forget when I first saw this. My dad and I were watching it together and the moment Vito raised his head we simultaneously yelled "Oh shit". Such a crazy turn of events.
Your dad is awesome for letting you watch The Sopranos. 👍
@@PatchesVillano To be fair, I was in high school at the time. So still a minor but not exactly little.
Very cool.
So you and your dad were watching Vito blow a guy. I just love father and son moments.
1. Security guard not giving a heads up is the biggest betrayal of this show lol
2. Vito didn’t have the mobility to pull off a passenger seat blowie, let’s be real
He never had the makings of a varsity blower
@@cody42693teach me 😞😞😞
I wonder why nobody went after the security guard the way they did with Vito. Maybe because he was pitching, not catching.
@@bobdonda he wasn’t in the family
@@retroreceptionist7571 I'm not saying I expected them to brutally murder the guard, but there's a confirmed homosexual working at the same job site as the family members with no-work jobs, seems like they wouldn't be OK with that.
Like they just see him walking around and know that's the guy who Vito was blowing. They're at least going to get him assigned to another location. But I guess that doesn't need to be part of the show.
Vito should've told Finn "I was here. It's a joke". That would've saved Vito later on.
lmao.
A note from his Dr. saying he doesn’t like to suck cock would have worked better.
DON'T SAY NOTHING SAL!
"What, I was here".
I was in the neighborhood walking around in a motorcycle uniform and chaps and happened to step into this bar and start dancing with another dude. As if the same thing couldnt happen to you.
Best excuse ever.
hahaha. What? Are you kidding me? Best thing he coulda done was accuse the other guys of faggin' off in the gay bar too.
That's why you shouldn't go to work too early.
Lmao catching yo boss giving the security guard head lmao I’d be like fuck it wey give me a raise puto
I’m sitting in the parking lot at work at 5am right now. I dont start till 7...but FUCK TRAFFIC
Harry Noodle what the hell do you do in your car for 2 hours?
Hench Bawse Watch youtube videos till my phone dies lol
Harry Noodle must have alot of data. I like to Tinder on my breaks to set see who lives/works in the area.
This was a dumb move on Vito's part, shouldn't have threatened Finn, he was already knowledgable enough to know to stay quiet.
D'lish Donut , seriously why were they even in the suv if he was going to lift his head up. Might as well been out in broad daylight
@@jsdzx Vito never had the markings of a college level professor or common sense.
@@JohnnyDominion makings*
@@JohnnyDominion if your gonna post an unoriginal and played out joke at least get the grammar right...
@@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 First of all don't be an ass. Second mistakes are possible. Third I didn't make any mistakes TH-cam's auto correct is broken as fuck. I see it many times when I post the comment looks fine when I post then I go back and see that it has become all fucked up.
You're pretending NOT to be gay, by IMMEDIATELY commenting on a man's urine output the moment you see him. Ok, seems legit!!!
I don't think he was pretending not to be gay
😂🤣😅
It was his medication.
@@Pistol148 hhahaha. Yeah, the blood sugar.
Since what does being gay have to do with urine fetishism?
The sheer disparity in head width between Finn and Vito
not just the heads
It’s a sign of virility and strength. Vito would practically be a god in Southeast Asia with his vast girth and powerful head.
🤣🤣🤣
Poor Finn, came into work early and he walked into the unknown not knowing.
Can you imagine that, coming to work early and walking into the unknown not knowing?
as if seeing a guy getting a bottle smashed over his head wasn't shocking enough
No way. I don't know what to tell ya'.
Looking at his reflection in the shinebox
Tu Maldita Madre Yeah, I forgot the characters name but yeah.
"Catchin'....not pitchin'."
Chris Bryant Vito was catching the bat and the balls! He was a dick smoker!
He's gotta GO
Ed Zehoo social club? He’s gotta GOO
1,700th dislike on another video and 300th like on this comment here. Strange day on TH-cam.
Gulping..not shooting..lmao
..
Vito was a very misunderstood character...he was a stand up guy, just a little confused....should he wack a guy?...off a guy?...or wack off a guy?
chilli out I love you
Vito was a come from behind kinda guy...
chilli out It wasn't until recently that I found out it was Phil not Tony who wacked Vito.
I watch "Family Guy" also.
lolololo
Had Finn gone to the game, he would've disappeared off the face of the earth. He knew, he knew.
With a torn rectum
Gotta give it to Vito. He was fully committed to the joke.
The show really did have the best acting. The character who played Finn was so young but incredibly good at acting. Both of these actors really did an exceptional job in the scene.
That’s mark from the The Room.
@@endangeredspecies8441 oh hi mark
You are absolutely right. Series like this usually have one or two main actors who carry everything but not this one. The characters were so well developed and the actors so great that the writers were able to "clip" certain solid characters rather prematurely without leaving a damaging void. Any one of these characters could have had a very successful spin-off series with a great story to tell.
Could you imagine if paulie caught vito with the security guard
He would have wacked both of them!!😂😂😂
right on the spot
@@BigDemz S.O.B.!
Before or after Vito was done whacking the security guard?
You guys just made me spit my watermelon drink out and also made my 4 July day better 🥲 .
Never thought of that. Good point.
Finn didn't clean his hands that dirty bastard.
TYRANNICAL VITO didn't care
That's OK, Vito didn't clean his mouth.
Buddy PC 😂😂😂😂😋
vito will clean them for him.
It's a construction site, everyone is dirty and sweating balls.
"It was at that moment I knew I'd never come back from that Yankees' game alive."
Lol love this comment
Real greaseball shit
Especially if the Padres won at Yankee stadium.
Vito had never asked me to go to a baseball game before. That’s how I knew
@@jackgrimaldi8685And especially if it was Bat Night 😮⚾️
When I first saw this, to say I was shocked is an understatement. The betrayal of Paulie here is truly heartbreaking.
"had he went to that game he would of never been seen alive." - Henry Hill in goodfellas voice
"Yeah, sure Meadow. I'll get engaged to you and pretend I love you so that your dads mob associates won't kill me."
Vito should have said it wasn’t me, it was that dude Gino who built a ramp up on Beansie’s house that one time 😂😂😂😂
Mushroomstamp did the fat lump a favour in all honesty 😂
it was two black guys! They run away.
It was gino from the cannoli shop where chris shot the kid in the foot
This is one of the funniest scenes in The sopranos 😂
The greatest "BETRAYAL" in television history!
Poor Paulie.😫💔
🤣🤣🤣
I thought that it is steven segal from the thumbnail.
Segal is a fat fuck, you could not blow him with his 300-pound gut in there. Fuck Segal...he is a real-life cop and a piece of shit.
WIN!
Lol mr slav? This mustve been mr slav before he was mr slav
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Security guard should've said: "Stay down, don't look up, someone's there!" No one the wiser.
But then, no guarantee that somebody would've seen him at the gay bar.
+amazingdany sound like a expert.
ikr
+amazingdany But then that wouldn't make a very good series.....now would it genius.
+amazingdany Good catch. They just nodded at each other. Finn assumed the security guard was getting a blowjob from a woman, no big deal. Was only a big deal when he looked up.
Those jerk offs from Yonkers? Fuck them!
That walk Vito did when he walked away....I'm dying 😆
He's literally just fat bro
Like he just got a chorizo shoved up his breadbasket
It’s known in some
Places as a “waddle”
I will still never forget how my jaw drop[ed when I first saw vito's head pop out 😂😂
The guard could’ve nudged or whispered to stay down 😂😂😂😂
Vito definitely would've killed Finn if he had the chance, if he would've went to the game he would've either abandoned him or straight up killed him. Or tried to blow him too lol.
Perry DiMarco I'm not sure about that. he was too close to Tony Soprano.
Well he did abandon the crew and blow some security guard so who's to say he cares about turning his back on the crew?
Perry DiMarco There's very little doubt that he wished to remain part of the crew.
"Maybe he wants to fuck me and then kill me." Finn to MEadow
Naah, wouldn't been too late -- his secret was already out.
This scene left a bad taste in your mouth!
Ray Jacobs a very salty one too
NUTELLAAA CHALLENGE Protein will do that.
You blew the security guard too? 😅
🤣
Had a little wang to it did it? LOL
That's what you get for coming in so early, kid
Great acting .Finns voice is actually trembling and he looks genuinely frightened.
He was terrified when he opened the door and saw him.
Genuinely felt the fear.
Vito was misunderstood he dropped something under the car seat and was going to pick it up 😂 with his mouth
Vito DID in fact have the makings of a varsity catcher. 👍🏼
😂
OOOOOH!
Finn musta known that the "Kiss Cam" guy at The Stadium was into Vito for ten large...
Dont think Vito could take ten large. I believe all you could get into him for was eight.
LOL thank fuk the "Blow Job Cam" was off work that night
Lol
Imagine if vito was nice to finn, he probably would have said nothing.
Vito had the makings of a varsity union greaser.
You know it’s bad when the porta potty is your safe space
I've seen the thumbnail meme'd so many times I now think the background is from the Clone Wars
vito took the ''grab the cannoli'' scene from the godfather a bit serious.
2:09 - Vito: "Plus, it's bat night!"
Finn: (Why is he talking about bats? Change the subject Finn! Balls? No no no. Catchers? Pitchers? DAMMIT FINN! Ok, how about the Yanks? NOOOOO FINNN!!!!!)
Craig L criminally underrated comment.
Finn: So Vito, play any pool lately?
For Vito, every night is bat night.
Fin's such a good employee he shows up early to a no-work job.
He wasn't connected and this was his job. He just happened to be Meadow's bf and thrust into a mess. No work jobs are for connected crew.
It wasn’t a no-work job. That’s only for the mobstas
I’ve never understood why Vito didn’t just stay down
I don't think he knew someone pulled up
obviously because he don't swallow
@@mikevickphi Ehhh don't lie bro, seems you have been the lookout before but it wasn't another girl you were with was it. 😂
@@SherLock55 hey what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . 😀😃😄😁😂🤣😅.
He wanted to see how many other guys were lining up for their turn.
Vito was like mmm the gravy’s good tonight.
He was bagging some up to take back for Ginny Sack
The guard could've told Vito to stay down lmao
Vito probably took him to/over the edge. It was too late.
back when vito could actually walk, before johnny cakes blew out his o ring and gave him a permanent limp that he still has to this day, cakes was an animal
That scene at the outhouse may have been Vito's best acting job on the whole Sopranos series. And the superb writing. Well what else can I say.
2:18 - One of the greatest lines from the show...I seriously look for opportunities in real life to say this
I wish they had done more with the security guard. He was my favorite character on the show
LiberalWeirdo lmaoo
I wonder if Vito whacked him. Or just whacked him off.
he was an up and comer !!!!
Done more? They sucked him off, how much more can they reasonably do?
Tony: "Alright, let's take this in the back"
James Zancone : "That's what Vito did!"
The bat night line was actually more chilling than any other part of his threat.
that part wasn't a threat... he was trying to buddy up to him.
This was the biggest betrayal in Paulie's life.
If the security guard just played it cool and Vito kept his head down this could have been avoided, at least for a while longer
This is the scene that brought me into the Sopranos. Not your everyday mafia story. Me and the wife were like WTF! Awesome writing, awesome cast.
At the very least the security guard could have told Vito to stay down lol
The fact that Vito could be completely hidden in that jeep is a testament to the size of their vehicles!
*Legend has it, it was Gino, not Vito in that Jeep.🤣🤣🤣*
Technically, couldn't Vito keep his head down so Finn wouldn't see or know what was going on?
Sometimes whales have to come up for air
@@thebaddog4104 Good One👊
@@thebaddog4104 lmao
@@thebaddog4104 lmfao fuked up. Your strong, that helps
Plus is bat night!! lmao
Fat Dom will take Vito to pool cue night
Yeah, probably “giving them away” in the parking lot 🤔
“Plus, it’s BAT night”..... Some meaning behind that guaranteed
Damn, poor Finn was just trying to get to work early 😅
Don’t pull that ‘Aww shucks” sh!t with me 😂
He might catch and not pitch but he sure was a patriot when he said he doesn’t like missing the national anthem.
I remember watching this and my jaw just dropped. what a crazy show never know what to expect.
"Don't pull that aw, shucks shit with me!" Lol VITO YOU THE BEST!!!
Vito could of just made Finn have a ''workplace accident'' and he would of gotten away with this
“He’s a come-from-behind kinda guy”
So does that mean the security guard is a come in your mouth kinds guy?
Finn wanted car head from Vito. He compromised.
He watched his Padres take a beating from Vito’s Yankees.
Did he have grilled cheese as well?....
If Vito just said plz don't tell to mobsters about me being gay or they will kill me, he would still be gay with security guards.
Vito: You know you can call me Vito...say, What's up, Vito?"
Finn: What's up, Liberace
“Plus, it’s bat night!”
Instead of Vito cornering Finn and coming hot'n'heavy with this gay predator energy,
I don't understand why he didn't just take Finn to the side, and be like 'aight so youz saw me blowin the security guard, here's 10k to shut yo mouth and never speak this to anyone'
Vito's whole plan was, 'Who's gonna show up early for this job' 🤣🤣🤣
1:45 " you know you can call me Vito " for some reason I started to laugh to this haha
Ahhh shit here we go again...
The sopranos clips are like an endless loop now ima watch tons of them
This is why you NEVER show up for work early.
Vito's friend "came early" too.
No wonder Vito was a top earner in construction..he’d show up early to blow the employees
Still can't believe they whacked him over a joke
Man, I miss that show. Thank goodness for dvd's.
Yes and TH-cam
Vito never had the makings of a human vacuum cleaner
Mr. John was my favorite character on the show, I wish they did more with him.
"Third baseline" AHA, you sure know all about that Vito!
He was just taking his blood pressure medication.
Vito can't help himself. He's even hitting on this guy.
"Ya sound like a race horse pissing in there!" I've heard some weird and funny pick up lines in my day, but that one takes the cake! 🤣😂
You wanted to say "It takes the Johnny Cake" didn't you?
@@gettimabodybag6213 Ohhhhhh GOOD one dude! 😂😂🤣🤣👍
Poor Finn. I’m pretty sure he stuck to civilian girls after he and Meadow broke up.
He added this to his dating questionnaire..."Are you or any members of your family associated with organized crime?".
That's what any normal person should do. BTW I cringe everytime the glorified crews use the term civilian like they're special forces or some sht.
@@tacoheadmakenzie9311-"and if so, go get your shine box".
Okay weakling white boy . What does it has to do with their family. Idc who anyone belongs to you dingus@@leo_the_v.3847