I don't know where you can BUY Takis powder, but you can make it pretty easily. It's basically just onion powder, hot chili powder, salt, and lime juice
25 years later... Breaking News: Mark Fishbach found in his backyard snorting Takis Powder, screaming about never getting his true massage. His 69 billion subscribers are confused and angry...
Need more episodes, your reactions to the "massages" made me laugh so hard! XD Seriously, it's early in the morning, and I'm afraid my laughs have woken up my roomies.. :P This shit is hillarious! XD
Basically people working for a site company for example: PornHub being staged and recorded frik fraking other people not knowing who each other are and then the site company puts it on their webpage where the whole entire world can see it. It's also basically sex being recorded and uploaded onto the Internet for the whole entire world to see. That's what porn is I would go into more details but I don't want to scar you for your whole entire lifespan. You're welcome :)
Mark: * putting on an Irish accent * Mark: "Oh, he's Australian!" Mark * proceeds to speak in a thick British accent * Me, an Australian: "N-not quite mate. Keep trying."
21:38 first the punishment musical, then the FNAF musical, now a beautifully sung "i love you". there's no doubt about it, mark is a REALLY good singer!
mark sees werewolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mark sees talking jar of mayo: *jumping up and down* YES YAY YES I LOVE IT
I was trying to figure out that bird's shirt so hard. Mark: Oh, he's Australian! ... BOOBIES. His shirt says "I ❤ Boobies" because a Booby is a type of bird commonly found in Australia. So clever.
I've said this before and I'll say it again - the Australian "mate/wankah/g'day" accent we are familiar with originated from _British criminals sent to Australia as a prison_
Taylor Roberts, you WHAT? how DARE you eat somebody else's mayo! You can't do that in PUBLIC! In front of your friends *family* like, do it in your meantime dude, but c'mon! So inappropriate!
M.A.D Gaming Lol, you're funny, I guess.?....(Shut up! I'm trying to be nice to this poor soul!) I subscribed (Well, I don't care if its bad content! Cut this guy some slack!)
Homemade Taki Powder: 3 teaspoons onion powder 3 teaspoons hot chili powder 2 teaspoons salt if you're going to add this mixture to chips coat them with lime juice first so that powder sticks better.
5:04 Looking back now, none of us should have been shocked when Mark made his video where he "eats" the different flavours of Takis in his...interesting way.
If anyone watching this thinks dating Mayo is weird, look up Dialtown. It's honestly a hilarious game, plus you play as a green telephone man dating other telephone men (basically inspired by the phone guy from FnaF)
I thought the Fakeipliers would stop... But they're filled with *determination*... JUST LIKE US!!! **you here Undyne's theme song playing in the background** *WE'LL REPORT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AND THEN KICK THEIR ASSES!!! WHO'S WITH ME?!?!*
Kyrese Disney what is he talking about? Can you elaborate on the factory thing? I love takis and I’ve only gotten the “superiorly powdered” bag once. 95% of the time it’s a half assed powder job. How do you tell the difference before buying?
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I opened the video and the ad guy said “I know you’re in the middle of something, but I wonder if you could take a few seconds to pray with me real quick.” 😂
Spent the episode alternately laughing wildly, cringing so hard it was difficult to stay in my chair, and wanting to run screaming out of my house, never to return. So, y'know, everything I enjoy in a Markiplier video!
If you go in some other combinations of the first girl aka rial you will find out that her friends call her tuto Its because she loves to meet new people so she is kind of tuto-rial (from youtuber called "capitan sauce")
On date
"What's a weird habit you have?"
Mark: *Talks about Takis and only licking the powder*
@Radley Rodriguez absolutely true
Is that Sulli as your profile picture? 💕
My friend likes doing that only licking the powder
Mark: "i got it down to a science"
Mark: *rambles about takis for another 30 seconds*
Bulk takis powder is only made in Mexico
I don't know where you can BUY Takis powder, but you can make it pretty easily. It's basically just onion powder, hot chili powder, salt, and lime juice
Aaron LePage What even are Takis?
Mikayla Jacobs similar to hot Cheetos but Mexican and I think they taste different (I'm not entirely sure because I never eat hot things)
Mikayla Jacobs they're like corn chips except they're rolled up and covered in chili-lime powder. heaven on earth honestly
Celi, takis are like hot cheetos, but rolled up in sort of a taco form with hot powder outside and lime juice inside
You don't know what Takis are!?!?!?
Mark sees hot girls: you look cool
Mark sees mayo : MAYO MAYO MAYO!!!
My Life : Ummm please kill me
Sees cheese : OK never fucking mind I wanna live
i feel attacked
Prioritization on point
Only Chads Like Mayo
@@mayomage5064 LMAO
Mark: *talks about how the controller vibrates to massage your neck*
Me: *scared to look at comments*
Me: surprised there are not more of scary comments
Markiplier: "Ohhh GOD! My REPRESSED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!"
Me: "...annnnd I'm outta here."
If the controller vibrates on your neck while you’re getting a massage…
Could you use the vibrating controller somewhere else? 🥴😏
That first girl is Rial, but everyone calls her Tuto. Tuto Rial.
*I LOVE IT*
The Great Majora u mean Rial Tuto
I DONT LIKE IT
fenikerntheawsome *tutorial
Or just Toriel
I just noticed that XD
That's rial-ly neat.
mark: makes duck noise
werewolf girl: *so you have chosen death*
Ur pfp is moving
It was literally a jumpscare.
25 years later...
Breaking News: Mark Fishbach found in his backyard snorting Takis Powder, screaming about never getting his true massage. His 69 billion subscribers are confused and angry...
It was a start of a down spiral
That 69 was totally a coincidence, right?
@@lemonade8516 tOtALlY
69?
@@lemonade8516 Totally
Little did Mark know 4 years later his Taki obsession would provoke him to make a video about trying all taki flavors and slowly descending into hell
20:24 Why am I watching someone date a JAR OF MAYO!?!?
MAYONNAISE
is mayonnaise an instrument?
THUNDERCOOKIE 28 it's mayo the catfish(not the animal)
BOSSATRONIO XD
Did anyone catch the elephant trousers joke
(feels weird around other girls)
(sees mayo)
Mark: YES!!!
Mayo is the trans representation I was not expecting to see today but appreciated nonetheless. 😂
Is mayonaise an instrument?
No but she has some sexuality issues
Lol reference XD
Did you just assume Mayo's gender?
Also it said Johnny opened Mayo to himself.
*sigh* No, Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument.
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Need more episodes, your reactions to the "massages" made me laugh so hard! XD Seriously, it's early in the morning, and I'm afraid my laughs have woken up my roomies.. :P This shit is hillarious! XD
Best reaction so far: The warewolf.. :P "Mmm, that's nice, that's .. AAAAAARGGHH!!!!!" xD
***** How's that going for ya then? XD
Moar
Gitte Schultz more
Gitte Schultz yes there needs to be more
I love how Mark is just so genuinely happy about dating Mayo, he jumps for joy while still recording. It gives me such intense dopamine and I love it
13:15 pretty sure my whole
family think I'm watching porn
Maja Sundqvist yaa me too😂
Maja Sundqvist I don't see the difference.
WTF IS PORN
Basically people working for a site company for example: PornHub being staged and recorded frik fraking other people not knowing who each other are and then the site company puts it on their webpage where the whole entire world can see it. It's also basically sex being recorded and uploaded onto the Internet for the whole entire world to see. That's what porn is I would go into more details but I don't want to scar you for your whole entire lifespan. You're welcome :)
+
Mark: * putting on an Irish accent *
Mark: "Oh, he's Australian!"
Mark * proceeds to speak in a thick British accent *
Me, an Australian: "N-not quite mate. Keep trying."
I think a thicc British accent is putting it lightly, lmao. That was more of a distorted who knows. Ya know?
In one of his videos,he said “any British TH-camr you could go ‘g'day mate'" so I think he thinks Australians are British and Brits are Australian-
@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 well, Australia was just a British penal colony until they weren't
Him trying to pronounce “wanker” 💀
I nearly cried.
Mark jumping up and down about Mayo made me happy
Rayna Marshall how could he not I mean it was MAYO from I my name is mayo
21:38 first the punishment musical, then the FNAF musical, now a beautifully sung "i love you". there's no doubt about it, mark is a REALLY good singer!
The werewolf girl was honestly adorable. I like werewolves anyway though.
Accalia Ho-ho-hhoowwlllll ! I loved that! !
Accalia I'd smash lmao
Accalia i thought she was cute too tbh,,,
Geez you guys sound like furries to me...
I honestly would date her
"Just a big, fat, onion for me!"
UNUS, ANNUS, UNUS, ANNUS.
whats an unus annus
Raziel The Goblin Slayer ya
Raziel The Goblin Slayer ya
@@ethanstinkus u rlly dont know?? It was a channal that after a year it would be deleted. The timer ended months ago.. i miss it
@@ethanstinkus It was a timer that said how many days until it was deleted.
mark sees werewolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mark sees talking jar of mayo: *jumping up and down* YES YAY YES I LOVE IT
Says the furry
So true XD
And says frik ya frik ya
killerkid1130 😂 lol so true
Oliver Brown legit was gonna say the same bro
"SPONSER ME TAKIS! *SPONSOR ME!*"
~Markiplier
YOU LOVE SEXING MARKPLier
I don't get what happened with Marks intro!
What was he trying not to say?
Does anybody know?
Where are my Mexicans!!!!
Nathankefir Here!!! X3 God, he likes my favorite snack!!! :'3 (I don't like the licking part tho, but the powder is really good XD)
Nathankefir here
I'm already 6 mins in and I've already laughed more than any person irl has made me in a week
thegirlwarrior same here
Mark (and his friends, especially Tyler and Ethan) have the power to do that!!!
Omfg so many likes
thegirlwarrior skip to the mayo part if u wanna real "lmao"
I was trying to figure out that bird's shirt so hard.
Mark: Oh, he's Australian!
... BOOBIES.
His shirt says "I ❤ Boobies" because a Booby is a type of bird commonly found in Australia.
So clever.
So how u know that
Looool
That’s quite clever.
autumnsurvived7 smart person I..
Galapagos Islands
heh, man, talking mayo
W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y
INSIDE JOKES
Neo Politan Inside jokes, or jokes about insides?
{cough, cough} 10:42 {cough, cough}
i never thought i would find this comment here, lol.
W O A H T E C H N O L O G Y
Panicking Potato XD
2017: Mark wants to be sponsored by takis
2020: Mark wants to be sponsored by whatever that corn brand was
Del Monte
And now, Green Giant
@@Quokka325 and now takis again
Don't forget about the time he threatened to sue Pop-Tarts out of existence-
I think Mark cry/laugh/screaming about flirting with a jar of mayo was the best thing I've ever seen on this channel.
Looney Bird I agree that was hilarious
Looney Bird seeing this comment made me question why I subscribed to mark and I can to the conclusion that it was a good idea. Thank you
And even fucking lionel riche lyrics 😂😂 i can't believe it
Luige fan kid
Mark: oh he’s Australian?
Mark * British accent*
as an Englishman THAT WAS ANYTHING IF NOT A BRITISH ACCENT as with every accent mark does
Ha
@@catalyst455 lol
That bird reminded me of some australian sniper.
I've said this before and I'll say it again - the Australian "mate/wankah/g'day" accent we are familiar with originated from _British criminals sent to Australia as a prison_
Australians are just Texan Brits.
That "heh" at 20:27 made me laugh really hard. there's something about Mark's facial expression that makes it hilarious.
Same!
Mark: doesn’t like his neck touched
Also mark: plays game about putting things on your neck
Wait.... the Bird calls him johnny,
The girl said blonde hair
Markiplier says johnny bravo...
THE CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY JOHNNY BRAVO
oh my god you're right!!!!!
That's an interesting twist, to be honest.
holy crap your right
oh shit
Random Wild Pusheen Approaches for u food :3 oh shit what
me as a kid watching this: oh cool! so you can use this game as a massager!
me as a teen: *it can be more than a massager...*
ur not funny
@@spammer2138 sorry if it took me awhile to reply, i'm trying to look for the person who asked
@@Ilovemycatloki I'm just saying you're not funny.
@@spammer2138 and i'm just saying who asked? you don't have to put me down like that, and i understand it's your opinion
@@Ilovemycatloki ok sorry, have a good day man. respect++
"I'm trying to imagine a situation where this isn't a sexual innuendo"
A game that "vibrates to massage"
DaFint I'm I da only one that is Takin here?
Oh shit....
EXACTLY 😂
As I read that comment markiplier said it at the same time lol
DaFint WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAOIIOOAAAAAAAAAOOOOH
seeing Mark so happy and childish brought me more happiness than anything ever
Date: *says anything
Mark: ITS A EUPHEMISM!!!!!
I NEED ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS.
Luciel Choi saaame
Luciel Choi saeyoung wut r u doing here
Luciel Choi Saeyoung XD
-ayy i dont wanna spoil it for people who havent played his route-
+Luciel Choi. Hey 707
Rial: Let's play a game!
Markiplier: Yeah!
Rial: It's about knowing things!
Markiplier: oh fuck... I don't know anything
Markiplier: im fucked
Rial: Yeah you're Fucked.
HYPNOTIST 39 uggh
so he warned us about his strange takis habit...
"MAKE THIS LOOK LIKE I'M SPINNING IN A GOD DAMN CIRCLE"
I'm dying
ultimaT everything is a jojo reference
ultimaT i
Fuck
ultimaT l
ultim
"Don't panic squidward just imagine him in his underwear.... OH NO HE'S HOT!"
Gidrah XD
Squidward! I never knew you were such a big success!
Gidrah 😂
Gidrah cdoc
Interviewer: So Markiplier what did you do in the past 4 years
Markiplier: I added human Mayo to Mayo.
Markiplier PLAY. MORE. NOW
team valor for life! ...do you still even play pokemon go, I don't
Levy bump no, but this game makes me concerned about eating mayonnaise at my friend's house.
Taylor Roberts, you WHAT? how DARE you eat somebody else's mayo! You can't do that in PUBLIC! In front of your friends *family*
like, do it in your meantime dude, but c'mon! So inappropriate!
Levy bump um
Layla Adair I'll eat your mayonnaise AND HIS!!!
4 years later Taki has not responded to Mark's Sponsorship...
*Oliver says "mate" once*
Mark: OH HE'S AUSTRALIAN
Australians: *triggered*
Caktus Eggs I thought it was british because we say all them words-
He said crikey ;-;
I say 'mate' too
And I'm English...
Prue Bear yeah we dont always say gday to people all the time we mostly just say hello
Prue Bear not all Aussie say daaaaaat!!!!!!!! For example meeeeee!!!
"I want you to be the first guy I welcome into my cave!" ;)
"It can be a bit humid at first, but you'll find it very warm inside!" ;)
Nicole 2017.
Axel Jäger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"A Musclar body"
"I don't know what to do with my life,I need a hug"
I think he's playing as the handsome version of squidward
20:08 The fact that Markiplier Rizzed a Jar of Mayonnaise. 💀
wowee I'd love to have a mind half as weird as the developer of this game. Props for the Mayo easter egg though lol!
M.A.D Gaming yeahh!! Even with half it'd be really weird.
Tom Dixon yes it would :)
M.A.D Gaming I have a mind twice as weird as the developer. Oh wait.......
violent blue13 ;)
M.A.D Gaming Lol, you're funny, I guess.?....(Shut up! I'm trying to be nice to this poor soul!) I subscribed (Well, I don't care if its bad content! Cut this guy some slack!)
Nobody will believe me, but I opened a bag of Takis Fuego right as mark mentioned Takis. >_>
EpicFaceless same tho
EpicFaceless hahahahahahah lol
EpicFaceless once i had a bag a takis, opened it, and there was no fucking powder on them
EpicFaceless I believe u
SonaGaming Thats some evil shit right there man. How can they do that to a consumer. #rightinthefeels 😞
yo mark just crush the Takis in the bag until it's dust
I once gt a bag of "takis" and it was like only 3 taki chips and the rest was powder
amber flaaffy bruh. THATS MARKIMOO'S DREAM
its my worst nightmare
B L E N D E R T I M E
That's the same thing I was thinking
7:54
*OH GOD ITS A FURRY, EVERYBODY CALL UP DAN HOWELL*
- CastielsHoneybeeTit - OMG HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU FOR THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH LOL 😂
i thought he hated nekos, dogma's are similar to them, correct? if so, than it should weird him out
"I can only imagine that's a goose or a duck"
The way he said goose made my brain go STRAIGHT to The Untitled Goose Game that he played
*W H Y I S T H E F B I H E R E ?!*
Because your Yiff Meter isn’t high enough for Werewolf Boobies yet.
Fuseklák TV CAUSE' SATAN IS *HERE*
Because The Furries are coming...
Gerom Larayos they have already come.
‘Nothing sexual about this’ hmmm reminds me of a certain lady dimitrescu, I sense a theme going on here Mark
Homemade Taki Powder:
3 teaspoons onion powder
3 teaspoons hot chili powder
2 teaspoons salt
if you're going to add this mixture to chips coat them with lime juice first so that powder sticks better.
After that video , I need to actually Google what takis are x)
14:44 WOW WOW WOW THERE MY GIRL- **wheezing** d- don't ya think ur going.. **death noises** a bit.. a bit fast? **bursts**
you made love to a jar of mayo on youtube.
louie cunillera mayo porn lmao
Rule 34
*SPONSOR THIS MAN!!!!!!*
i love how your username is "Booper Dooper" and you have a markiplier profile pic. something gives me septiplier vibes...
ShadeBeastify58 shhhhhh don't tell Mark or Jack 😂😂😂
ah, fuck!
Lol
Booper Dooper At first I thought this said sensor this man!!!!! 😂😂
This... is like Huniepop all over again lol
*69 likes
The true, Orc massage
When Mark sang "I love you" it sent chills up my spine....ohhhh man
Aubrey Peterson lol ur cute
Aubrey Peterson saame
Aubrey Peterson SAAMMMEEE
HOWYOUBEEN She is a girl.i Guess...idk
ssaammmee
Full Playthrough Puh-leasee! This was so funny and entertaining! I love watching your videos, and this one was GREAT
Motion passed
WE NEED THIS!!!!
Definitely! Do more of this absolutely NOT sexual game... That is very funny.
yes please!!!
Yes!!!!!
So in a certain now-deleted channel it was revealed how Mark eats takis. Turns out he wasn't joking in this video, go figure...
As an australian i can guarantee.... That is a 100% accurate.
-if you have a British accent-
Ian
@@valiswenparker5276 You saw it too?
Yes I did.
Hhxuegsgdg.! 29142
Stress is my Middle name Because clearly Australia is and always has been, Britain. (Also, did I just meet a fellow Australian ARMY? 😂)
Janein : I'll be your pants!
Me : **flees**
Wait... they don't sell *"takis powder"* where you live?! *WHAT A CRUEL WORLD!* ;-;
Hibikicos please up vote this so mark loses his mind that he lives in the wrong place where he cannot buy "takis powder"
I guess his dream of being sponsored by Takis isn't coming true
How does he go from Resident evil to.....this...?
Alex Moulder magic
Alex Moulder mayonnaise
I know 😂
Yes
Alex Moulder is resident evil any less fucked up though lol
"Yeah onion have layers, Just like this dick!" - Mark2017
Nina Isqueer 20017 best year ever
Woah 20k17 I want to go to that year
Nina Isqueer WOW the year 2000017 is when he will make that quote, AMAZING.
it's kinda funny because an onion also makes you cry >___>
Fuck
Shame me in my mistakes thank you
6:24
Yeah- your neck-
Remember the time where mark talked about his strange addiction to bulk taike poweder for 3 minutes straight?
*YEAH ME NEITHER*
i would like but the likes are at 69
Full play through .
That wasn't a suggestion it was a command.
I love how energetic he is in this video and no one is talking about it 🤣 I want his energy please
I demand a second episode now XD !
Oh that mayo part XD !
Kammellion yeah XD
Kammellion same XD
Kammellion XD
same bra
blend the Takis in a blender to make Taki dust so you can eat the taki dust
it's nOT THE SAME
+IcespherePlaysGames you've tried???
For some reason this reminds me of when I snorted red fun-dip for two dollars in kindergarten...
Average Joe54 Can you still smell anything that sounds incredibly painful 😂
5:04 Looking back now, none of us should have been shocked when Mark made his video where he "eats" the different flavours of Takis in his...interesting way.
The way he said "WANKAH" I died he said WONKAH 😂😂😂
Gity
Willy wankah 😂🤭😏
Unsurprisingly, Mark picked all the insane and disturbing women...
If anyone watching this thinks dating Mayo is weird, look up Dialtown. It's honestly a hilarious game, plus you play as a green telephone man dating other telephone men (basically inspired by the phone guy from FnaF)
Tuto
Rial...
That joke was used for toriel in undertale
Fuck yeah! I love puns
Lul
U IDIOTS ITS TORIEL NOT TUTORIAL
U GUYS ARE SMART AT LEAST
Tutorial is all I see hehe
*mark screams about wanting takis chips powder*
ME: Slow down on the drugs buddy.
You got a problem?
I want that too
INEEDTAKISPOWDER
@@alexwazowski6980 *INEEDTAKISPOWDERTOO*
I thought the Fakeipliers would stop... But they're filled with *determination*... JUST LIKE US!!! **you here Undyne's theme song playing in the background** *WE'LL REPORT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AND THEN KICK THEIR ASSES!!! WHO'S WITH ME?!?!*
ThatWaterNymphGirl I am Botato
ThatWaterNymphGirl YOU ARE FILLED WITH DETERMINATION TO RECONIZE THIS COMMENT HAS A UNDERTALE REDERANCE INSIDE IT
ThatWaterNymphGirl MMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
ThatWaterNymphGirl *hopes and dreams intensifies* YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
ThatWaterNymphGirl I laughed so hard at this😂😂😂
Btw I'm SO with you
Mark making confused screams at some of the massage parts sounds just like me when I'm reading smut
You must complete it. Do it...do it.
Dear god yes. He needs to do Dorothy.
Amen.
I'm super late, but here goes shit I guess.
*You couldn't be more right about the Takis*
And I'm sorry about your loss recently. Hang in there
Kyrese Disney what is he talking about? Can you elaborate on the factory thing? I love takis and I’ve only gotten the “superiorly powdered” bag once. 95% of the time it’s a half assed powder job. How do you tell the difference before buying?
What loss? Did something happen in the year that I have stopped watching his videos?
Creeperqueen180 & Fembot I’m pretty sure they are talking about the death of his 19 year old niece (car crash). R.I.P Miranda
@@ariskinner9749 We'll miss you, Miranda
So Mark what did you do today?
Mark: I had a duet with a jar of mayo
Me: "Oh, this video is always good to watch. Mark always brings the lau-"
Werewolf Chick: *Appears*
Me: "MY AROUSAL IS INFINITE!"
Cool story
ZA WARUDO
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Could you tell us more
What about that sexy mayo tho
E
HOLY FUCK IS MARK WEARING PANTS???
He doesn't prefer to wear pants often :o
BUT WHAT IM ITERNALY SCREAMING
paradox_ plays who needs pants!?! *who needs pants counter 1*
paradox_ plays ta maluco
paradox_ plays I THOUGHT THE SAME JFC MARK PREMIERE?
"SPONSOR ME TAKIS SPONSER ME!!!!!!!"
I literally nearly died...
Riana is Lovely me too...
Riana is Lovely Ikr
Riana is Lovely And that is how you get more fans. Sponsor Markiplier.
Riana is Lovely at school I eat takis today
Riana is Ugly
6:47 - the *clickety song*
5:06
i
am
eating
TAKIS--
[Also, idk why I waited to watch this... huh]
Same
Same
Same
If only dates were like this IRL
Dr.daniel That's basically what dates are like nowadays.
Btw, I see that you've watched Jacksepticeye play Papers Please based on your avatar
FYI I have played the game myself so you can shut up
Dr.daniel I just said that Jack played the game and your profile pic looked like the logo.
Jason Lance Why does it have to be Jack? He could've watched another TH-camr play it, or he just likes the game.
Jason Lance Thats may be in papers please, but than is actually the communist symbol.
I opened the video and the ad guy said “I know you’re in the middle of something, but I wonder if you could take a few seconds to pray with me real quick.” 😂
Spent the episode alternately laughing wildly, cringing so hard it was difficult to stay in my chair, and wanting to run screaming out of my house, never to return. So, y'know, everything I enjoy in a Markiplier video!
Rial.... Tuto.... Tutorial...
Where did I put the cyanide?
CappuccinoGuil tutorial
If you go in some other combinations of the first girl aka rial you will find out that her friends call her tuto Its because she loves to meet new people so she is kind of tuto-rial (from youtuber called "capitan sauce")
CappuccinoGuil with the happiness! :D
CappuccinoGuil TUTORIAL OMG WHY
TUTORIAL XD
5:35 , you could grind the takis into a powder , and it SHUD be tht same thing i may do it myself sheesh.
Buy chili powder salt and powdered onion . Then mix and you have Takis powder. If you want add lime
U
People I hate...
1.People who cant spel
3.People who can't count
2.People who edit
That Commenter Lol
That Commenter come on now. some people are cursed by the dreaded phone auto spell. but I understand your plight.
That Commenter I can hear Jacksepticeye screaming "IRONY OVERDOSE" in the distance.
That Commenter some people can't count because of learning difficulties, that doesn't mean you have to hate them
I hate people who aren't original.
I think the part with Markiplier and the furry unlocked something for me...
"I, HAVE BEEN LOADING MY MAN GUNS AS MUCH AS I CAN!"
-Markiplier
"Im in guys, Im in!"
Mariplier 2017
Nicole is a furry
Neockwon I never been this proud of Markiplier