DBZ Speedy Dub Moment - Black human beings! [Subtitles]

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  • @maia3420
    @maia3420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    " Now I see. Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass probably the soundwave of the whistle, which a human being blows might echoessummly irritating the ears of the Namek people, the nerve cut any other phase."
    Now it all makes sense.

    • @randjan8592
      @randjan8592 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Mai A he probably said "like human beings", and this is probably the sentence that makes the most sense in the entire dub.

    • @XentrykGaming
      @XentrykGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Randjan What you said actually helped it make sense for me. He must've basically said, "Like human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass, probably the the soundwave of a whistle which a human blows might echo suddenly, irritating the ears of the Namek people. Their nerves cause them to feel pain.

    • @randjan8592
      @randjan8592 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ***** I wonder why are you accepting that fact, I also wonder why did you have to comment when your name is "precious time" x)

    • @EFEWQ
      @EFEWQ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Speedy dub King kai is the anime morgan freeman

    • @neoshenlong
      @neoshenlong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      +Xentryk™ +Precious Time +Randjan I don't know guys. I mean, he's King Kai, he probably knows what he's saying. If he says Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass then it is true.

  • @_Vengeance_
    @_Vengeance_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    I literally started crying when King Kai started his explanation: I was laughing so much.

    • @rafastarystory
      @rafastarystory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I started to laugh earlier when Slug says "It's finish", but I got done when Kaiosama started his explanation XD

    • @user-te4pq5px3z
      @user-te4pq5px3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rafastarystory started dieing laughing at "blow thee whistle!! "the whistle?" yahh "the whistle you blow rememba" im just dieing laughing that its supposed to be a english dub and they dont know how to speak english lmfao.

    • @TayoEXE
      @TayoEXE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@user-te4pq5px3z I'm like "Piccolo, there is no whistle for him to blow. You mean, just tell him to whistle the song from earlier. Whistle. As in, the verb."

    • @Flipitmixit
      @Flipitmixit ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This man said NOTHING😂😂😂

    • @WiiFan-1300
      @WiiFan-1300 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was out of nowhere too ☠️

  • @Agusloquillo
    @Agusloquillo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    King Kai's explanation killed me.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      in the saban dub it sent you to another dimension

    • @RagoziHD
      @RagoziHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Brailsford Uhh can I get a link or perhaps a quote for this?

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RagoziHD for what?, almost every time someone talked about killing someone in the saban dub, they said they were sending them to another dimension, hell was also changed to home for infinite losers

    • @RagoziHD
      @RagoziHD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hahahaha thats fucking hilarious

    • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்
      @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக் 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Brailsford Saban dubbed DBZ too? holy shit no.

  • @kiko485
    @kiko485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    I am a black human being and I can confirm that what King Kai is saying is actually true. We do indeed dislike the sound of rubbing glass. lmao

  • @waterblonk
    @waterblonk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    King Kai is now my favorite DBZ character because of this.

  • @MCWaxC
    @MCWaxC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I love how Piccolo says “yes” when Gohan asks “the whistle?” despite being unable to hear his answer due to him not having ears.

    • @RX-93-2
      @RX-93-2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He knows him so well

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He still has earholes. So he just doesn't hear spatially or quite as loud, but he can still rudimentarily hear things.

    • @adi96adi
      @adi96adi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      _gohan probably said some stupid shit and doubted what I just told him to do. better say 'yes'_
      "yes"

  • @bobcostas6272
    @bobcostas6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Even without the dub this whole scene is batshit insane

  • @sonikku956
    @sonikku956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    King Kai was right, my ears are bleeding now

    • @PunishedLoaf
      @PunishedLoaf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +sonikku956 God damn, that profile picture matches your comment perfectly.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorry to hear that. D:

    • @scherebeatle
      @scherebeatle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Punished Loaf whats his profile pick

    • @drdoomgoat38
      @drdoomgoat38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @Seedonator
      @Seedonator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you a black human being?

  • @user-de8nl6uj4j
    @user-de8nl6uj4j 10 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Black human beings"
    - King Kai

  • @Jlmwb
    @Jlmwb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    I feel bad for the people that had to watch this growing up

    • @zainiack2391
      @zainiack2391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      same lmao

    • @el-karasu6070
      @el-karasu6070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Whoever let's their child watch this dub should be charged with child abuse.

    • @sub7se7en
      @sub7se7en 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol better than nothing.

    • @XxKyKiske2007xX
      @XxKyKiske2007xX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Big Green dub sucks ass.

    • @AM-zk7jm
      @AM-zk7jm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you...

  • @Snacks256
    @Snacks256 9 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Apparently Piccolo forgot he has stretchy arms.

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Xentryk™ But none of the Namekians on Namek stretch either.

    • @TheAltairAmnell
      @TheAltairAmnell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Snacks256 also forgot he could turn giant too

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ueda Yuuji Fan Namekians? You mean Namek people

    • @twistsnkicks
      @twistsnkicks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      CodeNameZ No, Black Human beings.

    • @ryle5410
      @ryle5410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shrek is the only one who can stretch. You’d know this if you watched more than dbz kai.

  • @OricorioSensu
    @OricorioSensu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "It's still on" He says with his wristband falling off

    • @banoffee2691
      @banoffee2691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not gonna lie for a shitty dub that was a pretty badass moment

  • @poopymcduck9852
    @poopymcduck9852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    "my power get you weaker"... boi, you tryna make Goku lose?

    • @AniGaAG
      @AniGaAG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Dlart.

    • @jasonmacaraig
      @jasonmacaraig 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "my power get you wake up"

    • @shotgunmasterQL
      @shotgunmasterQL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jason Macaraig
      To me it sounds "my power geting weaker"

    • @rafastarystory
      @rafastarystory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For me he says "My power is getting weaker"
      And in the Black Human Beings part I think it's "Like human beings"

  • @M3Lucky
    @M3Lucky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    lmfao 'black human beings'

    • @thecatrizable
      @thecatrizable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      e621 likes...noice 😏

    • @OurHereafter
      @OurHereafter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Namekians are the black people of dbz 😲

    • @barkbork7528
      @barkbork7528 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally could not have translated it worse

    • @samueloak1600
      @samueloak1600 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like human beings**

    • @samueloak1600
      @samueloak1600 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@barkbork7528It's actually a good translation

  • @ksuvana
    @ksuvana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    King Kai's entire bit is the single greatest thing in the history of both anime and English literature.

  • @neoshenlong
    @neoshenlong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Wait a minute, Piccolo heard Gohan just after ripping his ears off?

    • @MegaG48
      @MegaG48 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Maybe its the flappy parts of the ear that make the whistling irritating?

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      +MegaG48 he's not black

    • @dunnono00
      @dunnono00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hmm, now I see. The phase of the sound noise traveled from the echowave to UNDERGROUND and so Gohan made the sound move to the power of the namek peepuhls

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No, because he's Gohan's real dad, he just knows him so well he can predict what he's going to say xD

    • @flashlightpaul1432
      @flashlightpaul1432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can read gohan’s lips

  • @TheClaireWitchProject
    @TheClaireWitchProject 10 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    America's enemies cannot know about this.

    • @TMIATC
      @TMIATC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      More like Malaysia's enemies.

    • @PokeDude011
      @PokeDude011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Obama's one weakness: whistling.

    • @TheLordSheogorath
      @TheLordSheogorath 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PokeDude011 HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @brunowillich1837
      @brunowillich1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wondered what you meant and then i saw the date

    • @roninzero12
      @roninzero12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Americans themselves would be glad if this thing was actually true

  • @BobLogical
    @BobLogical 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    It really wouldn't surprise me if this was just a bunch of friends messing around in their basement, and somehow the Speedy company got a hold of their videos and decided to try and make some money off it.

    • @VOMITQUEEN
      @VOMITQUEEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I 10000% agree

  • @EatWave
    @EatWave 9 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "My power get you weaker!"
    How is that going to help? How is any of this going to help?!

    • @pokegen2000
      @pokegen2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Because black people dislike the sound of rubbing glass

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pokegen2000 it must be the soundwave of the whistle

  • @MisterPikol
    @MisterPikol 10 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I'm also the same shitty voice actor, I know all your weaknesses!"

    • @emeraldashborers4261
      @emeraldashborers4261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That is the big green dub in a nutshell, that old bastard voicing everyone, ugh. And when he says space warriors, I get an 80's cartoon vibe

  • @Kakadutuber
    @Kakadutuber 9 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    In Great Lord Kais terms_
    Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass propably the soundwave of the whistle which a human being blows might echoessummly irritating the ears of the namek people the nerve cut any other phase!
    What wise words

    • @Kakadutuber
      @Kakadutuber 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thank you for stating the obvious my friend

  • @kylee2002
    @kylee2002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Moral: never disturb pee!

    • @kevinguoo1998
      @kevinguoo1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They should revive Aesop with the Dragon Balls just so there's a Aesop's Fable with this as the moral.

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kevinguoo1998 dragon balls? You mean crystal balls?

    • @kevinguoo1998
      @kevinguoo1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RamielEdits Oh, my bad.

    • @jayesper4390
      @jayesper4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DRAGON POWER

  • @lastsaiyan8461
    @lastsaiyan8461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how Piccolo removed both his ears and answered Gohan “Yes” when he was asking him to whistle

    • @samueloak1600
      @samueloak1600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Piccolo is unironically a telepath

  • @lenoirtnb4077
    @lenoirtnb4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    As a black human being I can agree.
    We hate the sound of whistles. Can't bare it. We'll die if whistled at. Specifically from the forbidden whistle technique otherwise known as, The Wolf Whistle.
    We hate that.

    • @gelato101
      @gelato101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But how do you feel about the sound of rubbing glass?

  • @poly_g6068
    @poly_g6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Good lord the awkward whistling mixed with the drunken screeches really brings the scene together near the end

  • @princevegeta1789
    @princevegeta1789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I searched "Black human beings" and this came first.

    • @flipzside77ofdragonballand28
      @flipzside77ofdragonballand28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL YOUR RIGHT I SEARCHED IT UP XD

    • @A-Predator
      @A-Predator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vegeta, you are truely racist!

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@flipzside77ofdragonballand28 Sadly not true anymore, dang algorithm. Had to add dbz but a clip from a different channel and a different title showed up then.

  • @poopymcduck9852
    @poopymcduck9852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    " I'm also the same namek people " "Gohan, blow da whistle, da whistle which you play for me" - best quotes from Malaysian piccolo

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is the VA actually Malaysian?

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@mikeexitsyes

  • @MrGdai101
    @MrGdai101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    king Kai sounds like he just smoked a blunt and had to do commentary, he's on another level

  • @SergioSource
    @SergioSource 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Takes off ears to not listen to the whistling, can still listen to Gohan speaking kek

    • @kinzdarell5447
      @kinzdarell5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Piccolo can telepathy

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Piccolo: WHAT?

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ear protrusions only allow for spatial processing and amplify the sound received a bit. With earholes you could still hear, although incredibly diminishedly.

  • @monsterx3055
    @monsterx3055 9 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I do dislike the sound of rubbing glass, it's probably the soundwave of the whistle .

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Which a human being blows of course

    • @jsmoothd654
      @jsmoothd654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It might echoesummly irritating the ears of the namek people

    • @pokegen2000
      @pokegen2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Which will cut any other PHASE!

    • @el-karasu6070
      @el-karasu6070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      are you black people

    • @monsterx3055
      @monsterx3055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Odacity99 I are black people

  • @mussabnusairat3662
    @mussabnusairat3662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    King Kais explanation sounds like when I dont prep for a presentation in class

  • @LastExit1988
    @LastExit1988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i asked my black comrade if he dislikes the sound of rubbing glas but he said he can endure a lot of this sound, he must have trained his ears for years!

  • @Viperspider1
    @Viperspider1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    WHY DOESN'T PICCOLO JUST EXTEND HIS ARM AT THE END!! WHY DOES HE FORGET HE HAS THAT POWER LITERALLY EVERY TIME IT WOULD BE USEFUL!!

    • @thedust0622
      @thedust0622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Becuz Hezz black human being

    • @acefreak9561
      @acefreak9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kinda like krillin forgets to use his kienzan all the time xD

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because Toriyama.

    • @Alice-me2qk
      @Alice-me2qk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Akira Toriyama didn't write the Lord Slug film.

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dramatic moment. That's all.

  • @maheenrizwan9551
    @maheenrizwan9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I’m surprised they dubbed the series this far without going bankrupt

    • @Jiterdomer
      @Jiterdomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was closed down last year.

    • @JesusLopez-cg2gq
      @JesusLopez-cg2gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jiterdomer what was closed down lol. Explain if you know so much

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jitterdoomer
      RIP Speedy dub.

    • @nightmares8213
      @nightmares8213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JesusLopez-cg2gq there really isn’t that much since Speedy Video Distributors isn’t all that big however it did close down with articles written about it in 2020 so it’s totally plausible that they did shut down fairly recently

    • @Titan-1104
      @Titan-1104 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JesusLopez-cg2gq bro are u dumb 💀

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Allow me to translate King Kai's accent.
    "Now I see. Like human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass, probably the soundwave of the whistle which a human being blows might echo strongly, irritating the ears of the Namek people. The nerve can't endure the pain!"

  • @hlias2631
    @hlias2631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Meanwhile Piccolo, supposedly deaf.
    -GOOOHAN QUICK BLOW DA WHISTLE
    -Whistle?
    -YES WHISTLE BLOW IT QUICK

  • @thatfoxlillianoooo1536
    @thatfoxlillianoooo1536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I see now, Nameks are the equivalent of Black human beings.

    • @Bleeve33
      @Bleeve33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a Black human being myself, it feels good to officially know that Piccolo is a part of the team.

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait a minute... that would mean... freeza's racist?!

    • @thedust0622
      @thedust0622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pIayingwithmahwii always has been

  • @noodlebowl8890
    @noodlebowl8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Finally, official confirmation that Piccolo is black

  • @dragon666777
    @dragon666777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I want to know what the fuck King Kai was trying to say originally, and how the fuck they got black human beings out of it

    • @DeimosComaBlack
      @DeimosComaBlack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Like human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass probably the soundwave of the whistle which a human being blows might echo suddenly irritating the ears of the Namek people the nerve can't endure the pain." There. I just fucking ruined everything for everyone, and it's all your fault.

    • @sadplatinum6786
      @sadplatinum6786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DeimosComaBlack that's what they tried to say, but if you listen they clearly say "Black human beings"

    • @JesusLopez-cg2gq
      @JesusLopez-cg2gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sadplatinum6786you needa fix your ears they weren’t trying nothing lol. They legit say LIKE human beings. You idiots just want it to say black for giggles. You clearly hear him say like lol he just has an accent which makes it sound like sum else. Morons

    • @parlinmains
      @parlinmains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In what I assume is the Funimation script, he says this:
      Yes, I see, nameks have acute hearing. But to Slug, a super namek, everything is heightened fold. So a frequency of sound that is painful to a normal namek must be absolutely unbearable to a giant like him who has eardrums the size of trash cans.

  • @Jasonmoofang
    @Jasonmoofang 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Let my native ears do the transcribing for yall. This is what King Kai really says in the video: "Now I see! Like human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass, probably the soundwave of the whistle which a human being blows might echo strongly, irritating the ears of the namek people. Their nerve can't endure the pain!"

    • @clivehanforth6283
      @clivehanforth6283 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you 🤙

    • @adi96adi
      @adi96adi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      holy shit it all makes sense now!

  • @FigureGunplaFan
    @FigureGunplaFan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "U haev fite weil, butt thees es teh andd!! Naw u dai!!!""
    ~Lord Slug

    • @mpr1193
      @mpr1193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You killed me.

  • @ShadowPirateX
    @ShadowPirateX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "BLOW DE WHISTLE!"

  • @jase276
    @jase276 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is a fucking comedy

  • @greathoundii6142
    @greathoundii6142 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Whenever I hear glass rubbing together, it drives me nuts!

  • @SeiMoonZz
    @SeiMoonZz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaahah: Now i see Black human beings dislikes the sound of rubbing glass!!! Im Dead

  • @YoCelKreSunt
    @YoCelKreSunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A hundred dragon dance? Piccolo was too ashamed to say 'twerk' lmao.

  • @TailsTheFox32
    @TailsTheFox32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love him or hate him, Kaio-sama spitting straight facts

  • @Unotuchable
    @Unotuchable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Wow, King Kai just got super racist up in here.

    • @ryle5410
      @ryle5410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s Gay King.

    • @PlayWithThatBlackGuy
      @PlayWithThatBlackGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was he actually called gay king in this dub?

    • @rafastarystory
      @rafastarystory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PlayWithThatBlackGuy Yes, in Movie 9, Right before Bojack (Or King Bogo) starts to Torture Gohan, Goku Says "Hey Gay King! You Must think of a Way Out Quickly!"

    • @PlayWithThatBlackGuy
      @PlayWithThatBlackGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rafastarystory Lmao and people say subs are better than dubs

  • @philipchristensen260
    @philipchristensen260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how piccolo rips off his ears and then proceeds to have a conversation with Gohan and it seems like he can hear what Gohan is saying yet he can´t hear the whisle afterwards xD

  • @potatopotato6982
    @potatopotato6982 9 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Blow the whistle which you played for me!
    Me: BWAHBAWHABWHABWHHAWBHAWB

    • @potatopotato6982
      @potatopotato6982 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass?

    • @IISMZ
      @IISMZ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Phoebe Zhang It all makes sense now.
      The only thing that ever made sense in this dub

    • @ShinOrochi
      @ShinOrochi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Phoebe This is the biggest reason why he said we are all "black human"

  • @GokutheBlack
    @GokutheBlack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like how Piccorroo forgets he has stretchy arms after seeing Slug use it 2 minutes ago

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he can't share energy while streching.

  • @saligonth
    @saligonth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The King Kai monologue is one of the greatest things I have ever heard.

  • @viciousentertainment2355
    @viciousentertainment2355 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is anime's final form, perfection.
    *stands and claps*

  • @waldoman7
    @waldoman7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Black people have often said piccolo was the only black character. Thank you Gay King for making it canon that Namekians are black people.

  • @fsustu2393
    @fsustu2393 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're not dealing with the average black human being rubbing glass anymore, Freeza.

  • @danielquinlan2457
    @danielquinlan2457 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @AD-ol3wv
    @AD-ol3wv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:46 super hero movies explaining science

  • @fajam00m00
    @fajam00m00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’m also the same Namek-people”
    Where has this been all my life?

  • @Hamza640
    @Hamza640 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My favorite part of this is honestly the onomatopoeia for the various sounds they make.

  • @IGamingStation
    @IGamingStation 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Black human beings? Aren't they green? o.o

  • @Atlas10750
    @Atlas10750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't do drugs and this makes me want to stop doing drugs

  • @SwagimirPutin
    @SwagimirPutin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gohan can beatbox and whistle at the same time!

  • @kiko485
    @kiko485 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    King Kai, that's hella racist lol.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why do you think he lives on such a tiny little planet?, its to keep such groups from moving into his neighborhood lol XD

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Master Popo is a genie

    • @TMIATC
      @TMIATC 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Yes.

    • @zbraganzazbraganza4902
      @zbraganzazbraganza4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hdofu it's another reason Piccolo was the first to be wished back with Namek's Dragonballs. He wanted to get his ass out from King Kai and his racism.

    • @xrfiltration9188
      @xrfiltration9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand why there is 110 likes in the main comment

  • @kittentacticalwarfare1140
    @kittentacticalwarfare1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gohan:
    *Blows de whistle*
    Lord Slug:
    *READY TO DIE*
    Gay King:
    *B L A C K P E E P O*

  • @fistoftheworldking3834
    @fistoftheworldking3834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't be the only one who thought of Too Short when he said, "Blow the whistle" haha

  • @MiaMiaFoFia
    @MiaMiaFoFia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " Now I see. Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass probably the soundwave of the whistle, which a human being blows might echoessummly irritating the ears of the Namek people, the nerve cut any other phase."

  • @garycoffelt5193
    @garycoffelt5193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Ok, so in this world Namekians are black, so are black people green? Wtf? Lol. This and the big green dub are the most messed up and funniest things I've ever seen.

    • @ShinOrochi
      @ShinOrochi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If the Namekian is black, then the black people is white lol.

    • @Shintaims8
      @Shintaims8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      green lives matter

    • @Jiterdomer
      @Jiterdomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch the Power Falcons segment on Key and Peele, Green Falcon was refered to as "Black Falcon" lol

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Rubbing glass is the key to defeat CJ.

  • @akira54vv
    @akira54vv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD THANKS TO THIS

  • @dinilmusick
    @dinilmusick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    love how piccolo takes off his ears and hes still able to hear Gohan talking

  • @brunowillich1837
    @brunowillich1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    GTA in africa:deadliest weapon:rubbing glass

    • @Jiterdomer
      @Jiterdomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That comment killed me! 🤣🤣

  • @ghostofcoolidge245
    @ghostofcoolidge245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It's finnish."
    ....
    ...
    ...
    "is steel on"

    • @bonepawn1644
      @bonepawn1644 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "WAAAT?! MEEERGH!"

  • @MightyKombat
    @MightyKombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:17 when people keep knocking on the bathroom door even though it says "occupied" clear as fuckin day

  • @nappyheadedjosh6578
    @nappyheadedjosh6578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a black human being I can confirm this

  • @thejiggler7780
    @thejiggler7780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite part is when he says
    “I don’t know what’s the meaning, but whatever you do NOTINGS WORKS MEEEE”

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Speedy Dub confirms that Namekians are the low-key black people of DBZ.

  • @mr_0n10n5
    @mr_0n10n5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gay king has a point

  • @daviejz6698
    @daviejz6698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whistle is the sound of police sirens.

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Piccolo... you realize that "Blowing the whistle" literally means there is a physical object that he must whistle. He has no such item.

  • @lulzPIE
    @lulzPIE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Makes me appreciate the Funimation cast that much more

  • @altimateguyz1016
    @altimateguyz1016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm laughing out loud for "Black Human Being" 😂😂

  • @dadada4868
    @dadada4868 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    damn king kai, that was so uncalled for!

  • @TheBanditKingKir
    @TheBanditKingKir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are the greatest subtitles ever

  • @Kaisarfire
    @Kaisarfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so used to Big Green dubs that I thought everyone was about to shout kamehameha at each other.

  • @thog8058
    @thog8058 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the most deranged dub to ever exist, period

  • @wowalamoiz9489
    @wowalamoiz9489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I picture these people knowing Japanese, and translating on the fly while reading from the script. That would explain the noises of confusion, as they tried to translate what they were reading

  • @Eodum
    @Eodum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So, I'm a black human being, right?
    I thought this was quite foolish. So, I just rubbed some glass together and my head exploded into 3,500 pieces. Kinda Kai was correct.

  • @kikook222
    @kikook222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how Piccolo heard Gohan even though he ripped off his own ears.

  • @snookycooky
    @snookycooky ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:46 Definitive proof that Piccolo is black

  • @bbb4228
    @bbb4228 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It sounds like one guy is going all of the voices equally poorly

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's like they made this dub using Google Translate!

  • @explorercompass0167
    @explorercompass0167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how piccolo ask unconcious goku for help.

  • @Gauchesuede123
    @Gauchesuede123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everytime I heard Goku screams NOoooooOoooououuuu, I was laughing my ass off....

  • @rafastarystory
    @rafastarystory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First Goku called him Shrek, Then Kai called him a black human being
    Slug is easily the villain that most suffered bullying in this dub.

    • @Jiterdomer
      @Jiterdomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shrek was a pronounciation of Lord Slug in Japanese.

  • @TenkaichiMeister
    @TenkaichiMeister 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At least in the speedy dub Piccolo seemed to still be a bad guy, because @ 3:12 he clearly says "My power get you weaker!" so in fact it was not Piccolo giving his energy to Goku, but Piccolo forcefully taking Goku's hand and absorbing his energy, so evil

  • @21stcenturyschizoidmana29
    @21stcenturyschizoidmana29 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't believe that Black Frieza will finally be beaten by Goten and Trunks rubbing two glasses together + Gohan's majestic whistle

  • @carsonchiu6069
    @carsonchiu6069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    ITS STILL ON
    WHAT, no it isn't, your armband clearly fell off

  • @Von_D
    @Von_D 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I suspect Super's first English dub will sound similar to this.

    • @Von_D
      @Von_D 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joseph Najjar but Funimation is looking into getting the rights the last time I checked.

    • @Von_D
      @Von_D 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joseph Najjar I do believe I heard that news from him too.

    • @KiritoBlackSwordsman647
      @KiritoBlackSwordsman647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't like the dub I guess?

    • @pokegen2000
      @pokegen2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Von Edzel Dela Pena BUT BEJITA IF WE NOT CUMBINE THE POWA WONT CUM

  • @norwegiantechnolover
    @norwegiantechnolover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Felt like watching a fever dream, holy fuck...

  • @michaelmckenna6640
    @michaelmckenna6640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    impressive how gohan could whistle an entire midi band