I can't understand why someone wants to make an eraly war as the us..... that's simply stupid, the later the better as long as the Uk an UdSSR are alive....
It's unconfirmed, but not a myth. A myth is that musolini (who was fluent in both french and English) was reading a french English dictionary upside down. Hemingway more like hackingway
I can just imagine a British officer looking to the horizon thinking, "ah yes another Italian fleet to clap" Only for the Japanese flag to come into focus
British admiral aboard his flagship having a sip as an officer yells from the side of the bridge: "CAPTAIN!" British admiral: "Ye-yeah?" Officer: "LOOK!" Entire Japanese Kidō Butai pans into view British admiral "OH FUCK! NONONONONO, DUDE WE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OFFICER GET DOWN THERE! OFFICER GO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! START BREAKING! OH! HEY GUYS! GUYS WE'RE COOL! HEY CHILL! CHILL THE FUCK OUT!" Japanese sailor: "Shut the fuck up!"
Bo, on the bridge of the Yamato, watching a burning USS Yorktown slip beneath the waves: "If it walks like a man, talks like a man, and dies like a bitch, it's Dressel."
@@red.s1k Yes that is mostly true, however since dressel has played exclusively Japan when he started playing this mod he would know that early on Japan is dogshit, so then would assume that base game US is better than world war bruh Japan at that time period, however since he missed the one time someone made the mistake of an early war as US Which basically makes your game impossible he didn't know.
@@Kriegsdude that's a fair point, but he still failed to organise some proper divisions for his islands, which should be his army's priority for early US
@@deltoroperdedor3166 Well that is true however, he declared in 38 and the US only has 38 mils to do anything and a portion of those went to aircraft so, he could have tried but he would have had under equiped troops. Also were would he actually get the XP for it, the amount of invasions he did in the viedo were a lot but those were the only offensives he did since the soviets capitulated in 41.
Dressel: Can't take Iwo Jima or Midway Golden: Can't takes Paris Boken1: Can't stop destroying everyone's navy in the first three minutes in every video.
@@tizi087 Planes are like at least 50% of the damage that's done in battle, since Bo had naval bombers while Dressel didn't it ended with him melting the USN
So just to reiterate. The US Navy got clapped so hard in the Pacific (despite Japan not being ready at all) that it just hid behind the British in the Mediterranean all game. The Japanese Navy then followed the US Navy all the way to the Mediterranean just to clap them one last time. Whew.
@Avery the Cuban-American Hey it’s you, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a comment from you but I used to see you everywhere in the comments of virtually every video I watched.
Also before the battle of Midway, the Pacific Ocean's salinity was relatively low, after the battle the salt from the U.S marines pooling into the ocean caused it to become salty. The salt flowed in great waves from the black leather chair of Washington D.C.
Dressel: Fails to win a rushed war on Czechs Also Dressel:Fails when rushing war with Japan, not learning a damn thing ALSO DRESSEL:IWO JIMA/JAPAN IS MORE IMPORTANT:LETS LOSE THE EUROPEAN WAR
"By atacking the Japanese in 1938, I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." - Admiral Dressel Nimitz
*Italy and Japan team up their fleets* “The Emperor has something special planned for them. We need only to keep them from escaping” -Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
Magician Bo: And for my next trick *Snaps Fingers* Magician Bo: I'm going to make the entire Allied Navy disappear. (You know it's episodes like this that remind me why I fell in love with this series)
I see dressel has a tendency to both do things earlier than he supposed to historically, and then complain for historical accuracy A weird wombo combo if you ask me
Dressel: *Does a negative seven IQ Strategy* Also Dressel: *Suprised Pikachu face* To qoute that one annoying kid; "When will you learn that your actions have consequences"
Bo: Playing Japan "meh, I've seen this already so many times." Dressel: Is playing the USA "Oh, it's gonna be another one of "these" games. This might be good." Dressel: Declares war on Bo in 1938 *Immediately pauses video and goes to make popcorn* "NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!"
Boken1, as a fan of your videos for over a year now, I must say that you are getting better and better with each video. However, I wish that you'd play more submajors such at the British Raj or Australia. Nevertheless, from my first video of you cannot take Paris nearly two yeara ago, I knew this was going to be a channel that would never disappoint me. Thanks for everything.
6:09 If you move your fleet manually it loses a lot of organization so the chance of getting capital ships sunk is higher That's why 3 CVs were gone at the start of the battle haha
No joke. I watched a video on a channel called Drachinifel where this guy who talks about navy history said that the only time that Japan could have won a navy war with the US was in the 1930s.
Fun fact, in the game on Dressel's stream, he actually says "Yeah I fucked up starting that war" I found it interesting he had the reaction of "I shouldn't have done that" and seemed to own up to his mistakes rather than "MUH HISTORIC ACCURACY" and shouting at people incoherently.
@Magni56 dammit Dressel Dressel himself said that it's possible he meant the mod or something but oh well Was honestly more impressed he took responsibility for his actions and didn't make a fuss about losing That video was from vanilla so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he meant the mod but still removing from the comment
I love how Dressel completly derails every game with the most weird stuff. Like he doesnt want a close victory/loss in a long game with billions dead. He basically always says "Watch this" and jumps head first into a wall
Bo’s navy: Far from shore a pacific war bombs are falling from the skies. It’s a bomb run day it’s the naval way. A blood red sun is on the rise Dressers navy: fear intensifies
Dressel when he does advanced math using his massive brain to think up zingers like “it’s fine I don’t need air bases and planes on my islands to defend them lmao”
I look at the intro text stating the U.S.A. did not have the ability to mobilize in 1938 and declared war anyways, and I instantly think "It was Dressel playing America, wasn't it?" Dressel never disappoints.
Bokoen1, nice job lad. Just what I needed in the throws of caffeine withdrawal. I don’t understand what dressel was thinking, he basically just gave you the pacific. Need to see more from this game, the butthurt from the end conversation must have been salty AF.
2:50 "I don't know why Dressel has such a cavalier disregard for the impacts of declaring war early." Huh, turns out Nazis are terrible at strategy. Whoulda' thunk?
It's been 14 days since the last hoi4 episode. Don't worry I'm still here ;)
MY MAPPIES HAVE BEEN DENIED ME FOR TOO LONG BO
Nice
The return of the king
By the way bo, idk how bad the penalty is but that naval battle in the med* might have been being memed because of having more than 4 carriers
pog
"his entire navy is repairing over there (Hawaii)"
*hey, I've seen this one before!*
"Tora! Tora! Tora!"
"Just like the simulations."
It's a classic.
But it's brand new!
“This is where the fun begins”
"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve."
Two days later: "Nevermind, they're still sleeping."
Turns out they're a drowsy schizophrenic troll.
The sleeping giant took too many pills
Oh no, it woke up! It just slipped and broke its neck while getting out of bed.
*Woke*
*Slipped*
*Break every single bone*
Actually, it was because Japan engineered navy girls that they won Midway. Hehehe. *Casual Azur Lane guy in the corner.*
Dressel: *declares war*
Bo: They're moving into ATTACK POSITION
Shields up!
TOOO LATE!!!!!!
Pierre Sihite *INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!!!*
Dressel operates on such an incredible level of denial it's like he's on another plane of existence, and not one of the higher ones
"...and not one of the higher ones"
Me: *911*
"Yes, Police? There was a shooting."
I can't understand why someone wants to make an eraly war as the us..... that's simply stupid, the later the better as long as the Uk an UdSSR are alive....
oorah
@@tizi087 UdSSR: Union of dErP Soviet Socialist Retards
Ti Z01 yep US from 1940 if you play right is a damn power house.
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." ~ Chester W. Nimitz
SkepticDylan did a Japanese general say it?
Ragnar Thanks
@@brian6508 I believe Yamamoto said that about the US.
@Ragnar its a myth
It's unconfirmed, but not a myth. A myth is that musolini (who was fluent in both french and English) was reading a french English dictionary upside down. Hemingway more like hackingway
I can just imagine a British officer looking to the horizon thinking, "ah yes another Italian fleet to clap"
Only for the Japanese flag to come into focus
Or, even better:
"Sir, another fleet!"
"More Italians?"
(Distance shouting of 'Tora Tora Tora!' The IJN flag comes into view.)
"Worse."
@@ladywaffle2210 nice halo reference
@@abridgedbog7753 Thank you
British admiral aboard his flagship having a sip as an officer yells from the side of the bridge:
"CAPTAIN!"
British admiral: "Ye-yeah?"
Officer: "LOOK!"
Entire Japanese Kidō Butai pans into view
British admiral "OH FUCK! NONONONONO, DUDE WE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OFFICER GET DOWN THERE! OFFICER GO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! START BREAKING! OH! HEY GUYS! GUYS WE'RE COOL! HEY CHILL! CHILL THE FUCK OUT!"
Japanese sailor: "Shut the fuck up!"
*Battotai March plays in the distance*
Dressel: Do you know who I am?
Bo: Some dead man!
Yes i killed the british navy! i crushed his carriers...just...like...this!
Is that a reference from the best axis game video?
@@mad0131 perhaps
Bo, on the bridge of the Yamato, watching a burning USS Yorktown slip beneath the waves: "If it walks like a man, talks like a man, and dies like a bitch, it's Dressel."
"The war has not necessarily developed to America's advantage."
~FDR, 1940, just before signing the Treaty of San Fransisco and ending the Pacific War
Missed necessarily.
Tno reference
TNO reference
Man in the high castle reference
Dressel, the definition of a Jarhead. Man declared war on japan in 1938, Iwo Jima is driving him insane.
Well to be fair to him, this was his first time playing the US in the mod, and he didn't know that declaring early as the US is a very bad idea.
@@Kriegsdude But that IS fairly common knowledge that the US is pretty much dookie shit for the first part of the game
@@red.s1k Yes that is mostly true, however since dressel has played exclusively Japan when he started playing this mod he would know that early on Japan is dogshit, so then would assume that base game US is better than world war bruh Japan at that time period, however since he missed the one time someone made the mistake of an early war as US Which basically makes your game impossible he didn't know.
@@Kriegsdude that's a fair point, but he still failed to organise some proper divisions for his islands, which should be his army's priority for early US
@@deltoroperdedor3166 Well that is true however, he declared in 38 and the US only has 38 mils to do anything and a portion of those went to aircraft so, he could have tried but he would have had under equiped troops. Also were would he actually get the XP for it, the amount of invasions he did in the viedo were a lot but those were the only offensives he did since the soviets capitulated in 41.
I desperately want to hear Dressel's reaction to you constantly destroying his navy and the navies of his allies.
You want to hear constant screaming?
He has a twitch
And streamed that game
Its dressel901
I personally want to hear his allies laugh and rage at him losing everything to the Japanese
Dressel: Can't take Iwo Jima or Midway
Golden: Can't takes Paris
Boken1: Can't stop destroying everyone's navy in the first three minutes in every video.
The only thing bo can't do is win with swimmy at the helm
The bokoen experience
but how? how can the whole USA lose to the japanese?
@@tizi087 Planes are like at least 50% of the damage that's done in battle, since Bo had naval bombers while Dressel didn't it ended with him melting the USN
YOU
CANT
TAKE
PARID
Alternate Video Title: Bo Claps the Allies’ navies over and over again
Zak alternate title bokeons hoi games basically have no rules
Tight American fleet getting rammed by buff Japanese carriers
@@deltoroperdedor3166 Y E S
Bo: Thinks he's gonna have at least 3-4 years before going to war with America.
Dressel: *Iwo Jima*
*loud HOOORAH MARINES in the distance*
So just to reiterate. The US Navy got clapped so hard in the Pacific (despite Japan not being ready at all) that it just hid behind the British in the Mediterranean all game. The Japanese Navy then followed the US Navy all the way to the Mediterranean just to clap them one last time. Whew.
and some British fleet as a side dish
Alternate Title: What is FDR take drugs and declare War in 1938 for accident
"Just a prank bro"
I believe you mean tge entire legislative branch is taking drugs
@@marcuspaladino1415 not to far from reality
@@maximilianbeyer5642 true i mean he had to be on something to treat his polio.
@@Mamorufumio unfortunately, meth was not the correct answer
As long as Iwo Jima is safe, everything should be fine
Hello Kim Jong Un 2 Electric Boogaloo
@Avery the Cuban-American Hey it’s you, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a comment from you but I used to see you everywhere in the comments of virtually every video I watched.
Half cuban half american jesus the muttage is unreal
@@vex3488 BRO SAMEE it’s insane
The holy land of the Pacific
Also before the battle of Midway, the Pacific Ocean's salinity was relatively low, after the battle the salt from the U.S marines pooling into the ocean caused it to become salty. The salt flowed in great waves from the black leather chair of Washington D.C.
beautiful
The British navy in the mediterranean be like:
"Ermmm, why I hear asian suicide sounds"
Banzaiii
BENZAAAAI
Why do I hear anime opening music?
@War X when you get shot down before ramming a British ship
Dressel: Fails to win a rushed war on Czechs
Also Dressel:Fails when rushing war with Japan, not learning a damn thing
ALSO DRESSEL:IWO JIMA/JAPAN IS MORE IMPORTANT:LETS LOSE THE EUROPEAN WAR
Also dressel plays prussia in the 24 hour eu stream and rage quits after 6 mins
@@mord2507 God watching that HRE-Assisted Suicide was blessed.
"By atacking the Japanese in 1938, I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
- Admiral Dressel Nimitz
*Italy and Japan team up their fleets*
“The Emperor has something special planned for them. We need only to keep them from escaping”
-Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
now you will witness the full power of this fully operational battle station (nukes greater London area)
_british cruisers begin sinking Japan's carriers_ "Intensify forward firepower!" - Grand Moff Yamamoto
_british cruisers begin sinking Japan's carriers_ "Intensify forward firepower!" - Grand Moff Yamamoto
"Brute ships, staggered lines. They outnumber us 3 to 1."
"Then it is an even fight. All Cruisers fire at will. Burn their mongrel hides!"
nice reference
Dressel: Once again cause an early war to happen, and get's clapped for it.
Everyone: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!
The video has not gotten past the intro screen and I can immediately tell that Bo is Japan.
And dressel is the USA
Magician Bo: And for my next trick
*Snaps Fingers*
Magician Bo: I'm going to make the entire Allied Navy disappear.
(You know it's episodes like this that remind me why I fell in love with this series)
We see that trick every Japan game
I don't feel good, mr Roosevelt.
Admiral Yamamoto arriving in Rome like: " Ohayo Gozaimasu!! "
I see dressel has a tendency to both do things earlier than he supposed to historically, and then complain for historical accuracy
A weird wombo combo if you ask me
tbf Japan breaking the treaty early had that a-historical trigger first
@@newguy8288 And earlier then 1936 anyway IIRC.
Wehraboos and Nazis aren't really known for their historical knowledge
Dressel: *Does a negative seven IQ Strategy*
Also Dressel: *Suprised Pikachu face*
To qoute that one annoying kid; "When will you learn that your actions have consequences"
this is the most reddity comment i've ever seen
Please delete this comment bro
@@jacobbaker7763 Y Tho?
The Cringe Department called, they say you need to go back to reddit to receive your reward.
@@generalzyklon3913 I don't even own Reddit.
Bo: Playing Japan
"meh, I've seen this already so many times."
Dressel: Is playing the USA
"Oh, it's gonna be another one of "these" games. This might be good."
Dressel: Declares war on Bo in 1938
*Immediately pauses video and goes to make popcorn* "NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!"
you can make a drama out of your comment
We NEED to hear what dressel was saying.
Whatever it is, it was probably pretty loud
THIS
Doesn’t dressel stream?
@@yanxishan6575 sick channel model governor
@@yanxishan6575 Awesome channel bro!
Serious idea: Bo, Dressel, Golden go to Iwo Jima. I’m serious. I mean we literally crowdfund a trip for them to Iwo Jima.
I can attribute 50 pence to this project.
@@exginger528 ...........:D
Dressel probably "I'm not losing"
The game "WE ARE LOSING THE PACIFIC WAR!"
Everyone: "alright its time for a nice regular game of hoi 4"
Dressel: "its big brain time"
"This game is dedicated to the brave sailors of The Japanese Navy"
Dressel: Declares war on Bo
Bokoen: *SO YOU’VE CHOSEN DEATH*
No a fate worse than death
Imagine if Dressel ever actually visited Iwo Jima irl
He would get there in a landing craft
Maximiliano del Río and get shot immediately in some random act of violence that he probably started
I want to know Dressel's thought process when he decided to declare war.
Haha carrier go boom boom. OOGA BOOGA
#Battlestationspacificwhen? The meme potential would be enough to conquer dare I say it...
*IWO JIMA*
DEAD ASS might play it.
Last I checked Pacific no longer works on steam. Battlestations Midway still works though.
@@noelle8526 i can still play it tho, on steam
Commence the MeMes!
*2 SHIPS WITH 1 BOMB?, Super Yamato INTENSIFIES, CORAL SEA ACTION THEME*
5:10 golden coming in and bo offering support without further explanation needed was like a movie lmao
This is literally one of my favorite episodes right now. Already hyped to see the full length of this.
Boken1, as a fan of your videos for over a year now, I must say that you are getting better and better with each video. However, I wish that you'd play more submajors such at the British Raj or Australia.
Nevertheless, from my first video of you cannot take Paris nearly two yeara ago, I knew this was going to be a channel that would never disappoint me.
Thanks for everything.
I'll try and do more minor nations! I just always end up clicking on the major ones lol.
Thanks for the kind words!
@@Bokoen1 Even its been two years, one thing is the same.
Dressel cannot take iwo jima and Golden can't take paris xd.
I have been watching him for nearly three years, he kicks ass everytime
This episode: Bokoen1 gets posessed by the spirit of Admiral Yamamoto for the glory of Nippon.
Dressel will go full tilt. You just can’t really beat that
0:14 Bo: Oh no Dressel sent a stern warning I'm so scared of their definitely super competent navy
Japan:*reaches Wake island on August 30*
Hitler before declaring on Poland: da fuck they doin over there
6:09
If you move your fleet manually it loses a lot of organization so the chance of getting capital ships sunk is higher
That's why 3 CVs were gone at the start of the battle haha
Bo won by default, Iwo Jima is still in the Japanese hands.
I feel like dressel is just the embodiment of "My goals are beyond your understanding"
No joke. I watched a video on a channel called Drachinifel where this guy who talks about navy history said that the only time that Japan could have won a navy war with the US was in the 1930s.
I really want to hear Dressel baby-raging after getting his fleet slapped for the 3rd time.
Perhaps if there was another player recording it would make things interesting.
He has a twitch and streamed that game dressel901
Is his stream name
56 seconds ago.
The algorithm has clearly blessed me :DD
Dressel: *Sends in navy to save the defenders at MIdway*
Bo: "I like your cut G." *slaps them away*
"That's got to be the best pirate i've ever seen"
Dressel:" so it would seem"
Level 5 fort on every island?
"The French-Japanese managed to create the Maginot Island Line doing this one simple trick.."
best hoi4 vid I have seen on your channel yet
Fun fact, in the game on Dressel's stream, he actually says "Yeah I fucked up starting that war"
I found it interesting he had the reaction of "I shouldn't have done that" and seemed to own up to his mistakes rather than "MUH HISTORIC ACCURACY" and shouting at people incoherently.
@Magni56 dammit Dressel
Dressel himself said that it's possible he meant the mod or something but oh well
Was honestly more impressed he took responsibility for his actions and didn't make a fuss about losing
That video was from vanilla so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he meant the mod but still removing from the comment
Dressel: *declares war*
Also Dressel: *has weak navy and barely any units to cover Pacific islands*
Magni56 Classic Dressel
2 year anniversary of dressel malding.
The moment I read the intro, I went “Dressel’s on the US, isn’t he?”
Dressel: does anything with a sent of intelligence.
Everyone else: laughing at his plans & telling him he's bad at the game.
Never get involved in a land war in asia
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Never contest a Dane with a navy over some islands
I love how Dressel completly derails every game with the most weird stuff. Like he doesnt want a close victory/loss in a long game with billions dead. He basically always says "Watch this" and jumps head first into a wall
RN in the battle against IJN
RN: Can't stop us now!
IJN: Uhuh, you think? (shoots random people to ships)
So this is Iwo Jima 2.0 as Dressel keep attacking Midway omegaLUL
Historical Title = Check
Dressel derping = Check
Bo hyperbreathing = Check
Golden complaining = Check
Manchukuo Braun = Check
POG = Check
Boogaloo = Check (double)
"Its almost harvesting Season" = Check
Thats a nice Summary of this Channel :D
Bo’s navy: Far from shore a pacific war bombs are falling from the skies. It’s a bomb run day it’s the naval way. A blood red sun is on the rise
Dressers navy: fear intensifies
Dressel when he does advanced math using his massive brain to think up zingers like “it’s fine I don’t need air bases and planes on my islands to defend them lmao”
It's so funny how the focused so much on you and Germany just can do what ever he wants+ Boe destroyed the whole allied fleet. POG
I need to know how this ends LMAO
Dressel: You can't win at midway!
Bo: "Watch me"
I look at the intro text stating the U.S.A. did not have the ability to mobilize in 1938 and declared war anyways, and I instantly think "It was Dressel playing America, wasn't it?"
Dressel never disappoints.
Dressel: I wonder how people see me?
Litteraly Everyone: A JOKE!
I don't understand navy worth a shit in HOI4 but videos where Bo just does constant navy dunks are my clear favorites
Golden should have been a medical student. He knows cancer when he sees it.
Bokoen1, nice job lad. Just what I needed in the throws of caffeine withdrawal. I don’t understand what dressel was thinking, he basically just gave you the pacific. Need to see more from this game, the butthurt from the end conversation must have been salty AF.
2:50 "I don't know why Dressel has such a cavalier disregard for the impacts of declaring war early."
Huh, turns out Nazis are terrible at strategy. Whoulda' thunk?
i need to see the entirety of this gameplay like its very funny when the ally navy just kept lossing hahahaha
Dressel: *loses*
Also Dressel: *goes to war against a larger, better prepared power in the Pacific*
Dressel: "Why am I losing lol"
I feel really happy that this episode is a thing: Naval battles in HoI4 are the BEST!
Dressel:plays usa
also Dressel:Big brain plan, lets rush Japan with 18 divisions.
The British navy when the Japanese are in the Mediterranean: This is getting out of hand now there are two of them!
Whoa. This was honestly one of the best episodes of all time.
I really, really enjoyed it :)
1M views folks!
Midway!
We'll meet at Midway, Naval War!
Dressel is out here trying to make every Pacific island a meme for him
Good to see Dressel back.
Hoi4 naval game hell yeah! I love the hoi4 navy. The pacific war mechanics are really good
Ah yes, I too remember when the battle of midway happened in January of 1940.
Dressel: Issues stern warning
Bo: Oh no!... Anyway
Dressel: *Declares war*
Bo: Call an ambulance... But not for me!
a better name would have been "The battles of midway"
“What if Luigi Cadorna commanded the battle of Midway?”
We need the full episode of this. I’d love to hear Dressel malding
I never knew it came down to the Japanese to take down both the British and American fleets almost entirely on its own
Japan: Has best game of his life. We are going to win!
Germany: Yeah, about that....
I like how the invasion plans from Midway to Hawaii look like a fucking Hive Fleet
when the allies are killing the italian and ask the dressl how he doing he said it said i am losing the pacific war and it true
"His entire navy is repairing over there"
*Wait I've the this one before*
Bo is so good that the video has 14 views and 64 likes with 0 dislikes, that's truly epic
this was so hype to watch live. I can't believe USA tried an early war meme.
Anyone got a link to the vod of this one? I really wanna watch it.