I played a games with friends a few times where you have to come up with worst defensives for the Nürnberg trials like : Just a prank bro / it was a social experiment. We where under the influence of drugs the hole time and are therefore not responsible for our actions And so on
Swimmy: *Actually plays a decent Finland Game* Judges: Says here you killed a million Russians, with a higher KD ratio than the Germans. Looking at these documents, you took the Baltic’s, Leningrad, and Moscow. That you literally burnt down the Kremlin in Moscow. How do you respond? Swimmy: “Stalin please, it was just a meme pocket!”
"Almost half a million Soviet families will never have their sons, bothers and husbands because of your actions Finland. Your loyalty to the axis has caused untold suffering that will be felt for generations. What do you have to say for yourself?" '...It was just a meme lmao"
Boe: We just need to take Stalingrad. 1 second later: Romanians get encircled at Stalingrad. Boe: The West is still stalled. 1 second later: The liberation of Paris.
"We're gonna kill them next year guys, we deleted so many of their divisions they're actually dead" * next year * "Oh nooooo all my tanks just got encircled by the T-34s I think we just lost the eastern front boys" legit just roleplaying the German High Command
Except Finland was wrecking shit, took Leningrad and Moscow. Yet still lost due to them not killing enough Soviets and pushing farther enough. (Even though irl they killed 20 million compared to how little here.) But yeah you got it right especially with lots of Russian piercing and death. (Also their somewhat preparation.)
The Nuremberg Trials Germany: Finland got a higher K/D ratio Finland: Well the whole war was your fault Soviets: I got an easy solution to the problem Proceeds to give everyone a bad case of getting shot.
The cut-off "no" at the end is priceless apology for bed english where was u when legionary romania was die i was at house doing war crimes when phone ring "legionary romania is kil" "no"
World powers: "You have caused untold suffering to millions of innocent families, burnt lands, razed cities and acted with extreme cruelty in the battlefield. What have you got to say in your defense?" Swimmy: "It's just a prank bro.."
Germany: I have a big brain plan right now! And I want you to follow it to a t! Romania: (start messing things up due to Germans not leasing them enough equipment irl) Germany: (sees Romania's failure and the Russians being at its doorstep) Its betrayal then! Romania: About that... (King Michael's Coup clicking intensifies) Germany: Don't you even dare, you so- (Technical Difficulties...please stand by!)
I love your videos man. You helped me get through with moving somewhere new with the Hoi4 in a nutshell. It may seem small, but they provided me hours of enjoyment in these strange times. Thanks man
How this universe's Nuremburg Trials would've gone: Nazi Officers: *Angry German swearing* Finnish Officers: *Angry Finnish swearing* The Allies: . . .
I usually play Norway MP a lot, and one time I did so well with Finland that the USSR had an inf. Equipment deficit of 300k and he had to concede the game I actually took Leningrad and held it for a month lmao
"All my tactics revolve around people not actually playing against me." Swimmy 2020
Swimmy emits Switzerland Energies
At least he's honest. Imagine golden admitting he's bad
for all that he is, at least he's somewhat self aware
He's a singleplayer boi at heart.
@@drekbleh7081 he's like dressel except funny
I like to imagine that during the Nuremberg trials the Nazi high command all say that it was Finlands idea.
I played a games with friends a few times where you have to come up with worst defensives for the Nürnberg trials like :
Just a prank bro / it was a social experiment.
We where under the influence of drugs the hole time and are therefore not responsible for our actions
And so on
@@yorneustein7851 that sounds so good
Those deaths were purely ironic
@@cloudlesskey1294 those millions of russian lives are a statistic, dont look at them
it was a meme encirclement I didnt commit those war crimes
Swimmy: *Actually plays a decent Finland Game*
Judges: Says here you killed a million Russians, with a higher KD ratio than the Germans. Looking at these documents, you took the Baltic’s, Leningrad, and Moscow. That you literally burnt down the Kremlin in Moscow. How do you respond?
Swimmy: “Stalin please, it was just a meme pocket!”
Swimmy: The aristocrats
rigatoniman2 Is that a mother F$*%ing TFS reference?!?!?!
*Simo-H shooting another Russian in the head*
“poggers”
hehe assault gun goes brum brum
@@prestigev6131 no, It's a reference to professional comedians.
"Almost half a million Soviet families will never have their sons, bothers and husbands because of your actions Finland. Your loyalty to the axis has caused untold suffering that will be felt for generations. What do you have to say for yourself?"
'...It was just a meme lmao"
"Not our problem that they didn't dodge the bullets lmao"
Its was a social experiment bro, look for the yt vid “what happens when Finland gets all the lebensraum”
they didnt respawn bro, not my fault.
It was just vengeance
Women fought with the soviets
That ending was probably the best part. Watching the deterioration of all of Bo's allies is quality
Not shown: Braun being liberated.
tbf, he abandoned all his allies first.
Boe: We just need to take Stalingrad.
1 second later: Romanians get encircled at Stalingrad.
Boe: The West is still stalled.
1 second later: The liberation of Paris.
Bo: If they don't D-Day, next summer we'll collapse them.
*cuts to D-Day*
This situation seems familiar does the citadel ring a bell?
Ian Geridan Sivo Don’t worry, Steiner’s assault will save us.
d-day and twice stalingraded .... once in 1942 and once in 1943 germany lost completly
Lol, really LARPing Hitler, that's actually funny
“We need bigger guns!” The making of the Schwer Gustav, 1940 colorized
Ah the man of steel himself
Слава товарищ Сталин
STALIN MAKE MORE KV 2S
Thank you Nixon
"We need bigger tanks" while
Making the ratte tank
"We're gonna kill them next year guys, we deleted so many of their divisions they're actually dead"
* next year *
"Oh nooooo all my tanks just got encircled by the T-34s I think we just lost the eastern front boys"
legit just roleplaying the German High Command
"We just need to take Stalingrad"
-Man who did not take Stalingrad
Except Finland was wrecking shit, took Leningrad and Moscow. Yet still lost due to them not killing enough Soviets and pushing farther enough. (Even though irl they killed 20 million compared to how little here.) But yeah you got it right especially with lots of Russian piercing and death. (Also their somewhat preparation.)
@@SciRuler 20 million?
@@fulcrum2951 Including civilians, more than 20 million soviets lost their lives in ww2
@@villehaavisto1939 his comment is essentially saying Finland killed 20 million
"your honour we were just following orders."
"whose orders?"
*finland shuffles nervously*
watching this as a finn sounds like a truck driver is listening to a football game on the radio and cursing because his favorite team is losing
Kuka saatana seuraa jalkapalloa täällä?
what are they saying
Ei vittu
What does saatana mean?
@@cosmic5987 satan
3:55 smh Bo is out here selling new assault gun models like they’re new Iphones
I buy two.
Where can I pay?
The Axis: *Starts losing*
Romania: Time to abandon ship
This game was more like:
Germany: Time to backstab Finland :D
Damn, Romania playing historically accurate, encircled near Stalingrad.
And then betrayal of the axis when there losing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@lordshadow7134 do you know which mods he using? Pls answer
@@baranabi3937 Look at the description
@@ea2508 but i don't think that is World War Bruh i throught i was Road to 56?
@@baranabi3937 I think it might be total war but not sure
Germany: *Barely holding back the Soviets*
King Michael: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."
Bokoen: "Wait, n-" *We'll be right back after these messages*
The Nuremberg Trials
Germany: Finland got a higher K/D ratio
Finland: Well the whole war was your fault
Soviets: I got an easy solution to the problem
Proceeds to give everyone a bad case of getting shot.
Historical erasure is probably more of Stalin's thing tbh
Romania: (wasnt there)
your*
Nah they give them both a revolver russian roulette
JohnV Happy
Bo, anwser the question. Is Cho king the king of the Cho's or is he literally choking?
Both
U don't know that
*yes*
I always thought it was joking :/
I will ask this everytime he uploads until he anwsers
Caesar-dono: "Apologize to the Finnish!"
Erwin said it, not Caesar.
Shit you're right. Derp.
"Sorry"
"Sorry"
“Sorry”
King Michael is literally Romania’s “aight, I’m about to head out” card
Traitor
"Saatana"
(c) Erwin Rommel under Moscow
Finnish Rommel i might add
Ну почти так произноситься)
Perkele mitä paskaa
Perkele
“I’m seeing you around” Those were the last words the Finnish received from Hitler and German High Command.
Stalin: You're laughing, the Kremlin is burnt to the ground and you're laughing.
Swimmy: (Laughs) I know! How about another meme Stalin?
*Proceeds to shoot Stalin*
Stalin: "One death, a tragedy, a million deaths, a meme."
The cut-off "no" at the end is priceless
apology for bed english
where was u when legionary romania was die
i was at house doing war crimes when phone ring
"legionary romania is kil"
"no"
7:55 Top 10 Anime Betrayals
9:56 Top 10 twists that change everything
Bokoen and his mates cursing in Finnish is the most beautiful thing I've seen
Perkele amazing
I was just looking for something to watch. Thank youuuuu
Lol same
E
Now back to nothing to watch :(
Hype Skiller fuck
How can the op have posted this 5 minutes ago but the answer was 56 minutes ago?
You left us at the bar for 45 minutes on wednesday.
Unsubbed
Literally 15 minutes. Nice!
@@Bokoen1 did Bo just like his own comment?
@@ABCD-sl2pn Yep.
Bruh imagine some german general whos getting trialed at nuremberg defends himself by saying "that was just a meme"
The last time i was this early Iwo Jima hadn't yet been taken
Iwo Jima will never fall. It is an impenetrable island fortress.
@@LeDoctorBones oooooop
World powers: "You have caused untold suffering to millions of innocent families, burnt lands, razed cities and acted with extreme cruelty in the battlefield. What have you got to say in your defense?"
Swimmy: "It's just a prank bro.."
Best excuse to go stupid
Germany: Romania, the soviets are coming, we have to hold the line
Romania: WE?
Romania: your line
Gotta love a Danish guy commiting large amounts of war crimes and blaming his allies. Love you Bo keep makeing me proud! OwO
this is by far one of your best videos
edits on point
lots of love xx
Imagine if they planned Millennium Dawn multiplayer. I’d love to see Swimmy play as the DPRK
It's amazing how these games always seem to go from "we're dominating them, keep it up!" straight to "we're getting crushed, help!"
09:20 - That Mannerheim portrait though...
Fun fact:
The Stug III has the nost kills of all the german tanks with 20k kills recorded and is the second most produced German Tank
Livin' the StuG life, I see
You don't choose stug life, stug life chooses you!
Did you just decide after 30 seconds you couldn’t be arsed to censor everything?
I think it has something to do with the demonetization system, maybe it only checks the first 30 seconds, i dont really know tbh
no he just censors the first 30 seconds of every video, he's been doing it for a while now.
TH-cam doesn't check past a few seconds.
xXOpCseresznyeXx yea that makes sense actually
Chaos Insurgent Spoortan that’s fair, weirdly I never actually noticed him do it until now
Germany: I have a big brain plan right now! And I want you to follow it to a t!
Romania: (start messing things up due to Germans not leasing them enough equipment irl)
Germany: (sees Romania's failure and the Russians being at its doorstep) Its betrayal then!
Romania: About that... (King Michael's Coup clicking intensifies)
Germany: Don't you even dare, you so- (Technical Difficulties...please stand by!)
Cringe.
LMAO everything just deteriorated so quickly at the end.
The Soviets made an incredible comeback !!!
I heard lot's of finnish swear words bit i didn't hear the most legendary one of them.
PERRRRRKELE
6:44 "The West is still somewhat stalled, Good to see."
6:55 *1 second later* The liberation of Paris
Noo! This is a level 6 fort you can't just break straight through!
_Haha Assault guns go brr_
6:37 Bo you literally made the sound that Palpatine made during the Anakin v. Dooku duel
Romani when the line breaks:
Understanable,i wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
I love how bo blocks demonetization by censoring the swastika and his words in the first 30 seconds idk why but it made me laugh hard
The amount of weird chanting in this episode is memorizing
I want to see the Nuremberg Trials of this world
*turns to turn on the Panzerlied*
„Obs stürmt oder schneit! ob die Sonne uns lacht! der Tag glühend heiß, oder Eiskalt die Nacht!“
You don't choose the stug life, the stug life chooses you.
"...and if that don't work, use more gun".
Engineer
I love your videos man. You helped me get through with moving somewhere new with the Hoi4 in a nutshell. It may seem small, but they provided me hours of enjoyment in these strange times. Thanks man
“It’s a new strategy”
WW1; Austria-Hungary: It was all Germany's idea!
WW2; Germany: It was all Finland's idea!
With this theme..... Finland no!
This is definitely one of my favourite episodes XD
SS Guards: Michael what are you doing with those divisions. King Michael: nothing........
random historical facts: operation typhoon is a failed german offensive through moscow, the winter makes the soviet forces really stronger
I love that Romania always has the coup in the back pocket for when shit goes wrong lmao
Ah yes *Sturmtiger*
The anti-blob monster
Oh wait
wrong game
Which game, may I ask?
Company of heroes 2 ?
I love Swimmy's mastery of Finnish profanity.
How this universe's Nuremburg Trials would've gone:
Nazi Officers: *Angry German swearing*
Finnish Officers: *Angry Finnish swearing*
The Allies: . . .
Poor Bo. He finds a game breaking strategy, and his allies still fail him....
“But was it a meme pocket?”
“But was it a meme no?”
That was my favourite Vic2 video
At the Nuremberg Trials:
Finland: "it was all Germany"
Germany: "Perkele vittu saatana!"
Assualt Gun armies are basically having thousands of CoD protagonists as your army
A bunch of rushing magically healing soldiers
“If they don’t dday before the summer offensive it’s over” cuts to dday
Germany: begins to lose
Romania and Finland: aight I'm boutta head out
"if they don't d day this summer it's over..."
"Oh shit"
the ending was the pinacle of humor
thank you bo for making these amazing videos they always make me laugh. keep up the good work 👍🏼
Swimmy was somehow great in a paradox map game. Wow.
- Germany, you can't call it assault gun if it is not used to assault anybody
- This is why i call them 1941 soviet assault gun
Come for Bo, stay for Swimmy.
Swimmy is my favorite Bokoen supporting character. Golden is my favorite villian
and here i was just waiting for a bokoen upload 5 minutes ago. what perfect timing
Same. I was rewatching Around the Alps, HBU?
@@aidanbeesley3221 continuation war. love watching steel division gameplay
"saatana!" - German command 1942
"HE'S DOING IT RIGHT NOW, N" - Bo, 2020
6:06 Bo has become a pinwheel
videos like these are awesome, keep up the gud work bo!
Axis: The Soviets just collapsed our frontlines
Romania: I'm not seeing the part where that's my problem
I usually play Norway MP a lot, and one time I did so well with Finland that the USSR had an inf. Equipment deficit of 300k and he had to concede the game
I actually took Leningrad and held it for a month lmao
The ending was a perfectly cut scream
Just came home from a holiday and Bokoen posted a video an hour ago (as of me writing this). Nice!
Just what i needed
Best hoi4 in a nutshell in a long time
As a finn, I strongly approve your use of the finnish vocabulary
A historical accurate game of hoi4.
Wow another this type of these videos! Pretty cool bro noice!
Lmao lol big like xd.
The way that bo plays the YT meta game is insane
lmfaoooooo this video was hilarious. Love your videosd Bo!
7:55 what’s with the finnish leader portrait?
Perfectly cut screams is this whole episode
I have it on good authority that Swimmy suggested The Commissar Order to Jodl
Been watching from when this unholy inception was spawned. Best episode yet.
Swimmy is just too relatable.
You boyz got some top quality Saatana!s in there.
The only time Swimmy was competent, he got backstab
Imagine:
You're a soviet soldier during the cold war and you hear 0:58 From your front left but you cant see there beacuse its the winter night
Goddamn about I was just playing Hearts of iron for a game when you upload this