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  • @demh7823
    @demh7823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "I don't know why so many people were excited for 'Black Panther', I mean you already had 'Marci X'. "
    I can't stop laughing.

  • @TheArtkaw
    @TheArtkaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Kudrow rapping about designer bags. I can see why she suffered depression in her later years.

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    If I didn't know before hand, I would have thought it was the director of this movie who said "I have a great relationship with the blacks".

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vanilla Ice Agree

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tarantino directed this?

    • @ReelNinja1
      @ReelNinja1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Monroville Donald Trump...when has Tarantino ever said that?

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you been paying attention to QT's career? Hell, just when he did DJANGO UNCHAINED he was Pander City. Google is your friend.

    • @ReelNinja1
      @ReelNinja1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Monroville one film about slavery and QT is friends with all black people? Lol that quote was clearly taken from Donald Trump aka Mr. "Look at my African American friend over there!"

  • @BurningOutBass
    @BurningOutBass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Oh boy, can't wait for the remake starring Amy Schumer and Kevin Hart

  • @BatCritic21
    @BatCritic21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "It's like watching Veggietales and then halfway through they fuck!" Ummm...that's pretty much the plot of Sausage Party

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They don't fuck until the end of Sausage party. It was suppose to be a satire of all the dance numbers that happen at the end of kids movies these days. Like Shrek 2 and Despicable me.

    • @travisdelafuente1150
      @travisdelafuente1150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@destroyerblackdragon Don't forget Shrek 1 which practically started the whole song/dance numbers for animated movies.

  • @e11aguru
    @e11aguru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This does look like a movie made in 1993 and then shelved for 10 years.

    • @tonypeppercorn3818
      @tonypeppercorn3818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What's hilarious is that even in 1993 the rap music Dr. S makes would sound dated

    • @LeeSixTwenty
      @LeeSixTwenty 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tonypeppercorn38181991 and 1992 would be a more fitting release schedule for this film

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was first pitched around 1997, from what I read.

  • @Flaris
    @Flaris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Just...that was a poor choice by a lot of people in the film industry.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I don't think I have ever seen a movie portray black people so badly and yet be so unawares of what they are doing...

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You, sir, have been promoted to Captain Understatement.

    • @TheFaithb420
      @TheFaithb420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of these days, God willing, I WILL see Jane Krakowski in a decent film :/

  • @MrLucasD123
    @MrLucasD123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "How do we get Friends to become more popular in the black community?"
    "I have an idea!"

  • @smjaiteh
    @smjaiteh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    This movie is whiter than a Kids Bop version of a rap song free-styled by American Dragon: Jake Long.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sambou Jaiteh You know Jake Long is Asian, right?

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jake Voronkov Yeah, but you’ve seen the show right? He sounds like he’s rapping through a filter made out of a Disney executive.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sambou Jaiteh I still like that show

    • @ranjira7893
      @ranjira7893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you forgot dubbed and edited by 4Kids

    • @Thomashuxleyfan
      @Thomashuxleyfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But is it whiter than the Buttercream Gang?

  • @mattiecastillo2683
    @mattiecastillo2683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    While Ed felt like a fake movie Joey would be in, this feels like a fake movie that Jenna Maroney and Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock would be in.

  • @StraightPunkEdge93
    @StraightPunkEdge93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Holy shit this movie would have been outdated in 1992!

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      1998 was the last year this movie should've been realistically made.

    • @AllisonDancerChick1982
      @AllisonDancerChick1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's giving it too much credit. I'd say more like 1990.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rap was not huge in 1990. Hip Hop and New Jack were the thing at the time.

    • @AllisonDancerChick1982
      @AllisonDancerChick1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is true, but the film felt dated before Hip Hop was a big thing.

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1998 would be the latest for a movie like this to be made since Pop Music exploded around the time. 2003's idea of cool were McG's Charlie's Angels, Punk'd and Jackass.

  • @lunarliv4804
    @lunarliv4804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Will It Fit" is one of my favourite running gags, it always gets a laugh

  • @JeonardShadby505
    @JeonardShadby505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Halfway through the review, and I can already tell: White/Caucasian/American people will come to look upon this film with shame, in the same way that the African-American community looks upon SOUL PLANE in shame. On behalf of non-asshole white people, I apologize to any black American who somehow saw this film, and as hard as we try to wash the bloody remains...THE SCARS WILL NEVER LET US FORGET.

    • @chibikim77
      @chibikim77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can add "Who's Your Caddy" in the mix. That movie was painful to my soul.

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      at least Soul Plane was funny

  • @SuperDevolution
    @SuperDevolution 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I find it hilarious that even a bad comedy film from 2003 was using Trump as a punchline.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SuperDevolution Trump was a punchline in the 1980s.

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I lost it at Sweet 'n Low Knight.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can say this with a straight face. This is the absolute worst movie that any of the Friends cast members have been in BY FAR!

    • @sashamoores3528
      @sashamoores3528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Splenda Knight

  • @SaurAuteur
    @SaurAuteur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    you know the episode will be great when it opens with a facepalm

  • @derekkato4374
    @derekkato4374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I legit laughed out loud at "celebrate black history month by shoving the DVD box set of Roots up my ass" 😂😂

  • @Emberilliance
    @Emberilliance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You can totally tell that Damon Wayans isn't taking this role seriously at all: he's using the voice he used to mock his children in "My Wife and Kids." XD

  • @drnick2311
    @drnick2311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was fine living my life not knowing Marci X existed, but now I just don't know.

  • @royalsilva2792
    @royalsilva2792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I knew he'd have a black history month tie in!!!

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Royal Silva Yeah... but there wasn't any dogs in Marci X. Worst tie in to animal respect month or whatever it was called in the Nostalgia Chick's video about Song of the South...

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if Who's Your Caddy(Caddyshack 3) is gonna be the next Black History Month tie-in?

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Fun fact: When this idea was first pitch to the studio, the working title was "Gettin' JAPpy Wit' It"
    I'm not making that up.

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ♪nono nono nono no♪

    • @MrGared22
      @MrGared22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What the... was it supposed to be about the Japanese instead of Black people or what?!

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrGared22 JAP = Jewish American Princess

  • @mr_lrb6879
    @mr_lrb6879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I've never seen anyone overcompensate with a fucking zipper!"
    Two words: Tetsuya Nomura. You're welcome.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I hope Lisa fired her agent after this.

  • @MontyPythonFanatic2
    @MontyPythonFanatic2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Oh, you know it’s gonna be good when the poster on the wall is NUKIE.

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Oh shit, Brad actually mentioned TH-cam Poop.
    *_DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL_*

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not the first time he mentioned TH-cam Poop.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      horaciosi
      (Rips off mustache) IIIIIIII AAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first I heard Brad mention TH-cam Poop was way back in the Midnight Screening video on The Man With the Iron Fists.

    • @super_shag8685
      @super_shag8685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not even exploitation reviewers can escape

    • @Kitnighty
      @Kitnighty 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...wat

  • @travisdelafuente1150
    @travisdelafuente1150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wow this is making Ed, Kissing a Fool and Three to Tango look Oscar-worthy in comparison!

  • @BlackScarabFilmZ
    @BlackScarabFilmZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    So this is the movie where all the dialogue was written by Zelda Scott from that old Game Crazy training video.

    • @Stefano.C
      @Stefano.C 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BlackScarabFilmZ I'm thinking she was ghost rider for this film xD

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stefano Cueto: So she pissed out fire to create this script?
      We could always learn something from Nic Cage.

    • @AllisonDancerChick1982
      @AllisonDancerChick1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't mention Zelda Scott in front of my fiancee - we watched Game Crazy and all he kept saying was "She's hot. She just needs to shutup."

    • @AllisonDancerChick1982
      @AllisonDancerChick1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Couldn't possibly be, since he found me. I mean, I'm no Zelda Scott (I couldn't pull off her Game Crazy speak if my life depended on it!). It's a really bad joke. He said it mostly out of shock. We watched it weeks ago, and we're still laughing about it.

  • @jonathansefcik473
    @jonathansefcik473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    A snob review that starts with a facepalm and 10 seconds of silence? Oh boy, this'll be good!

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I can’t tell who should offended, I just know someone should be.

    • @ranjira7893
      @ranjira7893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the answer is EVERYONE should be offended it insults more then a specific ethnicity it insults the intelligence of anyone who sees it >_>

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heidi Fedor I'm a bit late, but it doesn't help that half of the lines sound like the start of a racial rant.

  • @Niinkai
    @Niinkai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Firing live ammunition on a stage is something only Miss Velma can get away with.

  • @DragonslayerProd
    @DragonslayerProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The best jokes in this entire theme month are those involving the Friends characters reacting to their own movies.

  • @TheZoaric
    @TheZoaric 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "ED" seems more dignified now...

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually, Ed comes across as the most watchable of the 4 movies spotlighted this month.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew Ryan
      (The cold opening from Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.)
      *Pheobe:* I AM VERY TALENTED! I'LL GO ON MY ONE HERE!
      (Joey just shrugs and leaves the room)
      *Pheobe:* You'll see...
      (Suddenly, Footage from the monkey's first baseball scene in "ED" is spliced in as Ed catches the ball and throws it with his rocket arm)
      *Pheobe:* YOU'LL ALL SE-
      (The baseball comes flying in to the Friends footage and hits Pheobe, causing an explosion. When the smoke clears, all that is left of Pheobe is the lower half of her now bleeding torso.)
      *Phelous:* _ED-ALITY!!!_

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even the movie Ed; erectile dysfunction is more dignified than this movie.

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I rarely feel offended for other people, but this film offends me in ways I can't describe.

  • @TheKML777
    @TheKML777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "A lot of people getting brutally murdered". Ah perfect, another collaboration of Estus Pirkle and Ron Ormond.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's showing on The Laff Channel. And holy crap was it a bit of a hard pill to swallow.

  • @namegoeshere5220
    @namegoeshere5220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I almost feel like I am owed an apology from someone for this movie.
    It hurts my souls...

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This review made me go out and buy this movie. I am now the VERY proud owner of Marcy X on DVD!

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Occasionally the pitch and subsequent corporate discussion approving said pitch, is probably more interesting than the final product. I feel that this movie proves my thesis. Thank you Cinema Snob for adding this treasure to this month's last gasp of the wonderful wild world of Friendsuary.

  • @4Legacy
    @4Legacy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If the writers of The Brady Bunch penned an episode of Fresh Prince" should really be the tagline for this movie.

  • @alexanderalonso6137
    @alexanderalonso6137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This has 'Ivanka X' written all over it!

  • @adamcheek2244
    @adamcheek2244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One of the best parts of my week. Monday whenever a Snob episode drops.

  • @moviesquad73
    @moviesquad73 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Friendsuary movies ranked from Least worst to worst
    4. Three to Tango
    3.Ed
    2. Kissing a Fool
    1. Marci X

  • @gracekim1998
    @gracekim1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This was made in 2003?!😱

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Explains the boyband references.

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vanilla Ice was not in it, i think so

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russell Hunter
      It was finished in 2000 actually.

    • @LammasuRex
      @LammasuRex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So it's not a result of Post 9/11 trauma

    • @BobbiVrrcetti217
      @BobbiVrrcetti217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pre 9/11 Hollywood was a strange place leading up to the event. And was the only time this steaming pile of dogshit could've been made.

  • @TempusFugit78
    @TempusFugit78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I completely forgot that this movie even existed. Gee, I wonder why.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From the moment he mentioned that Chris Rock turned this movie down, I knew this was going to hurt.

  • @talkinghoorse6936
    @talkinghoorse6936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know this month has been god-awful when the best movie Brad's covered in it is Three to Tango.

  • @Nickman826
    @Nickman826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yay a Buswhacked gag! Now we just need Rap Critic to review one of the raps in this movie

  • @MrKahlerHahn
    @MrKahlerHahn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ok.... when the "purserap" was going was the first time in year I went "wooooooow" so loud my fiance woke up

    • @edisonmichael6345
      @edisonmichael6345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What an oddly specific thing to have happened before.
      :-D

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:08 Oh god, I thought Brad dubbed that over as a joke for a second. But then it kept going. And it was real.
    It was a different time back then.

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Did anybody else get an ad for "Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac & the Notorious B.I.G." in the middle of this review?

    • @carybeweary7209
      @carybeweary7209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CthulhuianBunny this movie is a bigger crime against rap than biggie or Tupac deaths.

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think Marci would have rapped better if she had a cold like Pheobe in that Friends episode...
    Also, the Latino woman that pulled the gun at the club never gets a comeuppance! It's like they ran out of movie!

  • @louist.sanville4445
    @louist.sanville4445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:53 I can't help but to feel like this was a slave auction low-key. It's like the one in Get Out except it's trying to be funny. I understand it's for charity, but I can't help but to notice it.

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's pretty much exactly what it felt like....
      I'm gonna give the film the benefit of the doubt and say they honestly wrote that with the intention of it being humorous and empowering (because it plays up the sexual appeal of teh character), but no one got the implication because no one who wasn't a whiter than sour scream suit who hadn't even seen a black person since before they turned 50.
      ....Have you wondered why Transpeople hate it when Cis Writers get Cis Directors to cast Cis Actors in their Pro-LGBT documentary... because they always seem to be full of cringy shit similar to this when no one of the minority being "empowered" is called to have any creative input on the damn thing.

  • @Tronnyverse
    @Tronnyverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Oh god! Don't tell me Marci X is a reference to Malcolm X, noooooooooo whyyyyy XD

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Looking at the quality of the writing here, of course it was.

  • @MrChaotic4
    @MrChaotic4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Chris Rock said no to this? Oh man.
    Grown Ups? Done. Bad Company? Done. Dr Doolittle? Done. Marci X? I don't think so.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of those is not like the others.

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wrath's Heinous Anus Was Devoured by Happy Scrappy, Yes but Chris Rock was in it so my point still stands.

    • @TheSeptet
      @TheSeptet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Rock was the hamster in Dr. Doolittle.

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Raymond Frand Snob needs to review THAT sometime.

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget The Longest Yard remake.

  • @brokenskarecord
    @brokenskarecord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had a perpetual cringe-face the entire time.

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    24:20 *BUSHWHACK* *_FEVER_*

  • @TheWingless
    @TheWingless 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If ever you want to measure how much progress has been made, imagine trying to get this greenlit in 2018.

  • @LokDesaad6
    @LokDesaad6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What a way to end Black History Month.

  • @farcry223
    @farcry223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Well this was certainly an interesting episode

  • @jakewestbrook3214
    @jakewestbrook3214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    wow...
    one of the most painful ones you've done yet.

  • @NavySharkz
    @NavySharkz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm sorry but I laughed my ass off when that girl got stabbed with the fork and shouted "Stop it!"

  • @pouletsept5099
    @pouletsept5099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg that dance scene in the middle.. Ow.. I never thought a movie could put me through physical pain again like "127 hours" did but cinima snob, you found it.

  • @kelvinwilliams4651
    @kelvinwilliams4651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey Brad, I have an idea for your next themed month. You could review Dario Argento films for October. You can call it Argentober.

    • @StonedGremlinProductions
      @StonedGremlinProductions  7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Argentober is a great name, and I've thought about that, but right now there's too many obligation October movies. But maybe when I'm out of Michael Myers Halloween movies to do, I could do that.

    • @kelvinwilliams4651
      @kelvinwilliams4651 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome!

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      and before that, Brad could do Lenzitember. A month dedicated to everyone's favorite cranky Italian exploitation director with a chip on his shoulder.

  • @Launchpad05
    @Launchpad05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know which 'Lion King' remake is worse. 'Marci X', or the 'Lion King' remake that's currently in theaters.

  • @michaelsimpson1224
    @michaelsimpson1224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My inner LOTR fanboy found the Into the West joke way too funny, 11/10 would laugh too loud in public again.

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Now I wasn't expecting a Gay Jesus cameo. I wonder if brad will make him a recurring gag character a la Eddie from Rosie Rabbit?
    And now who was expecting Will it Fit? as the Snob's way to celebrate Black History Month?

  • @agentleman4610
    @agentleman4610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is definitely one of those movies where if you're friend genuinely likes it and owns it you have two options before you: completely severing ties with that friend, or staging an immediate intervention. Either way, it's going to be painful and the memories that this is a thing will haunt you forever.

  • @GanguroKonata
    @GanguroKonata 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So this is the much lauded white people don't get black people movie I've hungered for

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Damon Wayans, why?

  • @noahmessarge
    @noahmessarge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Cinema Snob. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bad Christian movies most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Brad's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hitler , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike The Cinema Snob truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Brad's existential catchphrase "This Movie Is Shit" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Michael Stevens’ genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I do have a The Cinema Snob tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    • @adamcheek2244
      @adamcheek2244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TO-BY FAAAIR

    • @jonathansefcik473
      @jonathansefcik473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Adam Cheek ACTUAL-LEE Its spelled Tobe Fair.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Noah Messarge that meme quote is getting old

    • @adamcheek2244
      @adamcheek2244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ACTUAL-LEE thank you for the correction of TO-BE FAAIR haha

  • @zoisite_moon2828
    @zoisite_moon2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’d just like to point out that this movie was made in 2000 and then released three years later to capitalize on Lisa Kudrow’s fame while “Friends” was airing its final season.

  • @halkitchen1838
    @halkitchen1838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:10 that joke actually aged amazingly well!

  • @LittleMissLounge
    @LittleMissLounge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So, is this better or worse that the 2003 Razzies "winner" Gigli?

    • @StonedGremlinProductions
      @StonedGremlinProductions  7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's way worse. I didn't think Gigli was that bad.

    • @TheKML777
      @TheKML777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As someone who has seen Gigli in its entirety, I can tell that Marci X is at least a hundred times cringier than Gigli.

    • @whenfatkillsfat803
      @whenfatkillsfat803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StonedGremlinProductions Yeah, that Nukie poster gives it away on your thoughts. Big hint there.

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would rather watch Gigli.

  • @powermanx87
    @powermanx87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw this movie about seven or eight years ago and my mind has worked tirelessly since to purge it from my memory...this brought all of that back like a vietnam flashback.

  • @thealchemist51
    @thealchemist51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love to hear what the actors would think now years later about this movie

  • @Madriddler
    @Madriddler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can say one thing.... this movie really makes me want to listen to the backstreet boys again. Love them when I was growing.

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Now which was worst: this or Kissing a Fool

    • @LaNoLaCola
      @LaNoLaCola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brandon Roberts one things for sure, Sex in the City 2 is looking immensely better than Marci X

    • @winewithout8454
      @winewithout8454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AnonJl1 At least Sex in the City 2 had a semi followable plot. I don't even know what's happening in this movie.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this for sure

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Three to Tango and Kissing a Fool being more or less the same crap, I understand you leaving TTT out.
      Anyway, Ed and the aforementionned Sex in the City 2 are the better movies of the bunch, even though they still suck.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AnonJl1 ALL THREE! Because Three to Tango certainly wasn't godawful...

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Instead of actually releasing this movie, they should have used it to blackmail everyone who starred in it.

  • @TheGlitched64
    @TheGlitched64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "This remake of the Lion King sucks!"
    And on that day a studio somewhere said hold my beer and took a year off to prove, it could be done worse.

  • @xxvaltielxx1789
    @xxvaltielxx1789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I saw a Snob upload, i clicked on the video, then that expression appeared 0:00 and i insta liked xD

  • @FunnehRabbitMan
    @FunnehRabbitMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That feeling when you're happy it's almost over, then you see the Cinema Snob card and realize it's only been fifteen minutes.

  • @TheSeptet
    @TheSeptet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Why isn't her agent stopping this?" I get the feeling Lisa was being blackmailed to appear in this film.

  • @cenakruegerlover
    @cenakruegerlover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad to see you finally do a Frank Sr. reference, since you didn't make one in the last one. Petition to bring back Friendsuary. The Object of my Affection must be put in your hands.

  • @zerocool0510
    @zerocool0510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brad, I'm surprised you didn't make 90's slasher themed month where you talk about movies like Urban Legend, Valentine, Soul Survivors etc. given how you dislike the Scream movies. Any chance of us seeing that in the future?

  • @vest816
    @vest816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:51 Amazingly, it didn't suck as badly as the actual re-make of The Lion King.

  • @southy98
    @southy98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The black face dance number from “Holiday Inn” is far less insulting then this movie.

  • @Gambit771
    @Gambit771 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Phoebes song in place of the rap was just perfect and I hope Christmas will be snowy for Joey.

  • @venomouslizards
    @venomouslizards 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What happened to all of the Cinema Snob's older videos on the Stoned Gremlins Production website? I went back on to re watch them, and I found that they were all gone. Do you know of any other places that I can watch them on if they don't ever get re uploaded. Thanks.

  • @Launchpad05
    @Launchpad05 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when they canceled The Oscars over the break up of 'RobStew'. 😠
    'STOP PICKING ON EDWARD, AND BELLA! WHAAA, HAAAH, HAAAAH, HAAAAAAAAA!'

  • @dcvalentine1
    @dcvalentine1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brad you should do a live cinema snob episode, where we can watch along. That'd be awesome.

  • @synchronizedelbow5702
    @synchronizedelbow5702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Marci X...from the producers who were beaten by Pootie Tang by two years."
    Edit: It just dawned on me that Damon Waynes, who was in Spike Lee's Bamboozled in 2000, isn't feeling any irony in this film.

  • @rgoodwyn
    @rgoodwyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahh that was a nice deep cut on the Miss Cleo reference. Well done sir.

  • @interfrastically
    @interfrastically 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Richard Benjamin directed this disaster? Quark, how could you do this to us?!?
    He directed My Favorite Year and Mermaids.... but then he also seems to have directed this and Milk Money. I wonder if he has an evil (and incompetent) twin that takes his identity from time to time?

  • @oneopinion6806
    @oneopinion6806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:36 is the reference to the wrong Wayans intentional? I'll follow more carefully to see if it's just listing all the Wayans as a running joke.
    Edit: I get it now, took me a minute, this is a callback to such cinematic endeavors as 50 Shades of Black. Major Payne though shouldn't be subjected to this--they should have had Marlon instead (had he not been too young.)

  • @RedShirtRemyStarship
    @RedShirtRemyStarship 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does Courtney Cox in Scream count as a friendsuary?

  • @bobbybr38k3r8
    @bobbybr38k3r8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:37 that gun only holds 8-rounds. Not 18. Where did the other 10 rounds come from. They only had 1 gun.

  • @JuriAmari
    @JuriAmari 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:00 is that Sherri Renée Scott!? She was in Aida!
    How did I not recognize her sooner?

  • @DasKame
    @DasKame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So they call Lisa Kudrow if Fran Drescher turns down a Role???

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Boyz R' Us could have been another David DeCoteau movie.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will there be a talking cat in it?

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SirChubbyBunny No, their costar will be a Halloween Pony.

  • @Serilia
    @Serilia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just saw Black Panther a few hours ago. Then I clicked on this. I want to go back, when my faith in humanity had been restored. I've only seen clips of this movie and it's all broken again!

  • @subtlebluntduality5997
    @subtlebluntduality5997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why do I get the feeling that the next movie he reviews is a Death Wish sequel because of the Death Wish remake coming out this weekend. Prediction: It's Death Wish 3!

    • @chibikim77
      @chibikim77 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope so. I watched The Best of the Worst's reaction to it and it was hilarious!