Dancin' It's On! - The Cinema Snob
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Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
Illustration: Shaun Millington
Theme Song: Sad Panda
End Stinger: The ToonWerks
The Cinema Snob reviews Dancin It's On. - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
*Watches man dance professionally*
"He must have been a dancer"
No fucking shit.
"And now he's off to buy a shit ton of tiki torches."
Damn Snob.
Dad: "i will not have my daughter dating a boy who works at my hotel as a dishwasher."
Daughter: "So promote him to management. You own the place."
This movie looks like it was made in the 90s, except that it came in in 2015.
I was thinking more like, made in the early 80s and released in our time
Nope, definetly the early 90's..trust me, I remember. 'Saved by the Bell' meets 'Step up' -and all the deleted parts only.
And with a soundtrack from 2005.
Holy shit, I was in this movie as an extra in that big dance mob scene!! My god, I can die a happy man having seen this be reviewed by the Cinema Snob himself...such an honor...I'm not crying, you're crying...
You are the true hero here 🙌
Wow cool! What an honor!!!
😮 no friggin way! We are honored to have ya 😊❤❤❤
"You can play baseball, you can play tennis, you can even play football, but you can't play dance."
The most inspirational quote you'll EVER hear.....
I've always wondered what the child of Birdemic and From Justin to Kelly looks likes.
Genin99 This is a pretty accurate description of the movie from what I've seen.
"Welcome to your palace"
"FUCK YOU!"
Favorite bit. Also love the Jar Jar Binks impression
The captain deserves his own movie. I want to know his life story, where he came from, how he got his name, where he got his moves, how many jobs does he have, when and if he sleeps, his hope and dreams. We need answers damn it
My personal theory is that he is some sort of supernatural creature and a guardian deity for spoiled, idiotic, white rich kids but I agree, whatever he is, humanity needs to know.
Wherever privileged pretty girls are having boy troubles, and aging dance choreographers have nam flashbacks, *THE CAPTAIN* will be there!
I know for a fact this guy's father is the singing dude from ayo captain jack eurodance song
My theory is he is a near omnipotent trickster god who in truth really just likes fucking with the fleshy mortals and his whole goal in doing all this was so they would grow close now so their future fall in his battleroyal maze of death and eventual killing of each other their in is oh the more painful. Alternatively both of the lead's exes made contracts with him for their dance moves in return for their first born child's heart. They both after made themselves infertile and this is how he is collecting his dues.
Dorian NO! NO! Bad! That's a BAD Dorian! We do NOT give direct to video filmmakers ideas. You know better.
As a fellow fat man, I am alarmingly impressed with how nimble David Winters is.
Snob is seriously one of the best youtube content creators.
Paulo Hernanndizz Well, I don't think this is the original TH-cam channel he started out with, and he was on Blip instead for a long, long time. Still, though, yes, that's insane.
Samantha Port Yes you are right this is not his first youtube channel, he started his own website in 2009 after youtube deleted his grizzly 2 review.
I would stick my hand so far up his ass I could pick broccoli from his teeth.
Flattery will get you nowhere! Brad, will, however, accept Crystal Pepsi.
SuperWillHatch
You cant just abuse commas like that.
This movie has more poorly synced ADR than a porno.
Half of the scenes in this movie feel like they're leading into a porn scene.
There's more bad dubbing than an average episode of Ninja The Mission Force.
I can't even begin to understand why it's like that, the only non ADR'd or poorly synched audio is the gay dude after dance girl #1 and dance boy #1 make up. It's so confusing.
aza4444 I imagine that since they’re almost all professional dancers and not actors, they all have rather shitty line readings, and the ADR is a half-assed way of fixing that. I wonder if it’s the cast themselves doing the ADR or if they were all just dubbed by professional voice actors.
"2B or not 2B, that is the question.'
...*stops video*
*puts gun in mouth*
AdaWongLover5 that point was the kiss scene for me.
No, no no - you have to approach it from a more productive standpoint.
*heads to screenwriters house with baseball bat*
"Wherefore art thou Romeo? ... Oh, Romeo"
*cocks gun*
Wherefore is NOT where, its why! Jesus movie get it toghether!
Pisseth off!
I wish this ended the same way as Romeo and Juliet... With at least five people dead.
Or like Vietnam, with napalm.
Usage393: I would definitely watch that version of ROMEO AND JULIET.
DragonMaiden77 Particularly the protagonists. Preferably by fire.
Monroville Have you ever heard of "tromeo and juliet ?"
Unfortunately, I've done more that hear about it.
I spent the entire first fifteen minutes of this review waiting for: "FUCKIN' NAM!" and was not disappointed.
Now I can't wait for the review of Faith of Our Fathers
@@TheFlyingJew13 i saw that in theaters
it's baffling.
This seriously reminds me of The Room. The edits, the audio, the acting,
The only thing that could top this is a Tommy Wiseau musical.
No, the room has a few positive qualities
Make that "The Room" with some "Step Up Revolution" thrown in the mix
"Who was that girl you were dancing with?"
"Oh, that's Shatzi"
Me: Shatzi!!!? Is she a rich woman's dog!!?
It's her stage name. She uses it to star in movies....movies that I cannot describe in public.
Not buying it. More than likely her mom was drunk the day she was born and thought she was naming her Pomeranian
Schatzi is German for sweetheart. Remember the scene in Blazing Saddles where Cleavon Little says it to Madeline Kahn?
That name is weird even for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. And that series has a character named Hot Pants.
Does the name "shatzi" imply that she's a shitty nazi???
22:40 Douchey McRapeface and our "hero"'s father are almost comically elitist snobs, and yet still somehow nearly as sympathetic as our protagonist.
Also, WHEREFORE MEANS WHY, NOT WHERE.
Oh god, THANK YOU for posting that before I had to, my eye can now finally stop twitching madly!
THANK YOU! I know this is a year late, but still, fucking THANK YOU.
Does that mean Shakespeare got it wrong in Romeo and Juliet???
@@megatron6713 No, actually! Juliet's lament is exactly about "why is he Romeo", or perhaps more accurately "why is he a Montague", given how the family feud is complicating their budding romance.
It's the various pop culture parodies quoting that single line of the balcony scene absent context who are wrong.
Some guys wait for december because of xmas. I wait for september because of musical march in september
The 'angry dance' sequence has shades of Footloose and Flashdance.
This movie has such Disney Channel vibes lol
Sean Binkley With terrible ADR
haha exactly!
I imagine Disney Channel movies at least have more effort put into them being made than this travesty
Marc Guerra
Except Disney Channel movies can actually be enjoyably bad. Sometimes. Sometimes they can actually be good and sometimes just bad. This is just bad. Though I GUESS some people might find it enjoyably bad I dunno.
Why are people dancing? Why?
It's not a musical (like Grease or WSS), the dancing isn't shot as an interpretive internal feelings scene thingy (like Oklahoma, Dirty Dancing or On The Town)and it's not even set in a dance-y location (like Fame was).
It's just...chaos. What are those people even doing in that hotel lobby? Why haven't The Captain and The Dishwasher been fired for reckless en-dance-erment? Why did High School Musical's sad teenage pop and locking make more thematic sense? WHAT THE DANCE IS REAL ANYMORE!!!????
six23ist This movie looks so broken... If it's still on Netflix tomorrow evening I'm giving it a watch!
six23ist WHY AM I SUDDENLY HOLDING A WEEDLE INSTEAD OF THE COMIC!? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
There isn't even My Fair Lady style music, where some guy recites the lyrics tunelessly while music plays.
It makes it more enjoyable if you pretend that they all have a disease that forces them to dance uncontrollably. I'd actually like to see it taken further. Open heart surgery? queue every physician and anesthesiologist popping and locking. Prepping body for a funeral? Break dancing. in between they are are just crying, scared and trying to find a way out, but they can't escape because there's never-ending dance music and their bodies aren't under control.
Man, Breakin 2 kicks this movie's ass...
Better acting, NO dubbing, better writing, better characters, and better dancing.
And it has a catchier subtitle.
😮Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?!!
FINALLY! I've waited so long for this one!
EDIT: and the ADR is just as bad as we were promised! Beautiful.
EDIT 2: this movie is more magical than I ever could have imagined. My god. It's such hot garbage. I love it.
Especially in the scenes where music is playing.
It's like one of the "Bring It On" sequels, except it's not even pretending like it's trying to be a movie.
Harris : Jeez, and here I thought these kind of so bad it's good movies were instinct! You know, because of this vast ocean of mediocre titles sharted by cynical companies by the hundred?
The ADR here is transcendent.
Seriously, does anyone know why the entire fucking movie is dubbed? A cursory Google turned up no information about it.
My guess is because none of the "actors" they used are capable of delivering a line competently, sadly none of the dub actors can either
They couldn't afford to use onset equipment for audio(like booms)
So they probably spoke the lines in the shots,and then recorded all of them in a recording studio in one day (bc low budget)
Samantha Port Movies used to be done like that, but judging by the overall incompetence it was easier to fix everything (dialogues, sounds,etc.) by doing post synchronization but sadly(or funny enough, depends on your perspective) the dub is as bad as everything else... 😁
It’s worse than the ADR in The Room! At least in that, it KIND OF looked like Tommy Wiseau was actually speaking his lines live. Here, it’s so off that it looks like the all the actors were speaking a foreign language.
Because of course So You Think You Can Dance needed its equivalent of From Justin To Kelly!
trc2rockon your picture is awesome
I can't be the only one who read that in Brad's voice
Found this on Netflix and saw it twice. It quickly became one of my new favorite bad movies.
I thought that Death Note movie was fine. Not terrible, but not very good either. It's better than most other American live-action anime films like DBE, Blood: The Last Vampire, and Kite. Hell, I put it over the other live-action Death Note movies which I mostly find bland and boring.
Why the hell are anime movies so often bad? It's like video game movies. They don't NEED to be bad, but they're almost always corny or aggressively mediocre.
Master Markus what does this have to do do with anime movies? Tons of anime movies are good
+August West He's talking about live-action anime movies. And yeah, a huge majority of them are pretty bad.
Hmmph.. I kinda liked KITE. Could have been a _little_ more over the top (how could you NOT have the needle wrist devices in the bathroom fight), though I appreciate the lack of child molestation and an actual idea to why it's called KITE.
It had a good stylish look, didn't take too long (about 90 minutes) and it kept the avid farts to a minimum, and the story wasn't half bad.
By the way, the girl's mother in this is played a former Playboy Bunny. Just thought I'd mention that. Anyway, this is the first time I'm watching a snob video of a movie that I have actually watched myself!
Shwah Gamers Now that I think of it, haven't watched lots of it either...
This movie is dubbed like a bad hentai.
Alex Shannon I would rather watch Bible Black, instead of this shit right now!
You have a lot of experience with that genre or something?
...No... Not officially.
Alex Shannon And written like a Brat porno trying way to hard. Especially that intro with her dad. The agressive shoehorning of their familiar relationships felt like something from Pornhub.
+Neverheart It's the unwanted setup for a porno that doesn't exist.
The Midnight Screening for this always intrigued me when Brad said it's one of the worst films he's seen in theatres.
I've journeyed 10,000 miles in search of this treasure, and I've finally found it. My quest is finally over. I can die happy now...
DragonMaiden77 I thought as soon as I clicked the video my face would melt like the nazi in Indiana Jones
I for one would only walk 500 miles for this... well... maybe I'd walk 500 more.
DragonMaiden77 And now, we begin our quest for the Unsullied review.
"People call me... the magic black guy who helps white people."
He looks like he jumped out of No Retreat, No Surrender
"And then some people were launched up into space! Never heard from agaiiin!"
Marc Pelosi
Probably one of my favorite lines in the review
That line killed me.
That one killed me too.
Technically if the theory of infinite universes is true, all of the events of this movie could actually have taken place on a bizarre parallel Earth.
That could also mean there's another parallel Earth in which this won Best Picture.
Blaise Telfer ...because it's actually good!
5 years later, 1 pandemy, 1 war and still love to watch Snob.
I like how the main characters were sent to the Phantom Zone just before the end credits.
Any time Brad says "I didn't edit this," I get a sudden urge to grab an umbrella, because I know that shit is about to hit the fan
Still one of my favourite episodes after all this time. This movie thankfully taught me that I am not the only one who's life is a combination of piss poor audio/scenario specific songs/rage dancing and awkward interactions with NPCs.
Hey, the captain seems to be the only one having fun in this goddamn flick, cut him some slack.
The Captain is the kind of friend you'd like to have around.
@@GalanDun The captain is the kind of friend I'd want shoot in the face.
@@vanfanusa I hate those tropes. They're stupid and shitty stereotypes.
@@vanfanusa You hit the nail on the head. So many movies from the late '90s and 2000s had a happy Rastafarian black guy who basically fills the same role as the stereotypical gay friend in a Romcom. Both are always around and don't seem to have a life outside of being the gay/black or even Gay and Black friend.
@@GalanDun No, Captain is the guy who wants to be friends with everyone, but no one wants to be friends with him.
I've been waiting two years for this episode!
OH MY GOD YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 2 YEARS. Thanks Brad!!
So much of this movie seems terribly ADRd. Or is it just me? EDIT: Brad just addressed that, NVM. He probably also said it 2 years ago, but it's been awhile lol
MH Gomes Same. I feel less sad about that now.
MH Gomes A Cinema Snob Review that was *2* *YEARS* in the making! Move aside, Phortunante Phawn!
David Bauler It's older than that.
I'm waiting for the sequel Joanie Loves Shotsie"
*Angelic choir plays*
We thanks thee, Brad, for giving us this video.
docdave15 I CAN HAS REVIEW?!
Schatzi was the name of my mom's dog who just died. Seriously.
Means sweetie/honey in German
And I'm sorry about your loss :(
sab sab its ok. At least she's at peace.
Feels like a weird name for a human.
Master Markus It's from the word Schatz, which means "treasure". Schatz/Schätzchen/Schatzi - Normally it's a pet name lovers give each other. (I would say it's a little old fashioned? The meaning is pretty cute, but it is kind of overused.)
When a 78 year old man tries to get hip with the kids today.
Luckily the shareholders were so upset at the Dad for missing yet another meeting, they liquidated his hotel so now both the leads are poor!
Thank you, Brad, you pearl among oysters.
"Titanic really is the best martial arts movie."
Looks like someone played the game Titenic.
"I want you to pretend you're in the Rocky Mountains, and my ass is the last pair of mittens." LOL
The Snob's plot twist idea of everyone being a ghost on this city would be awesome, really.
18:02 My phone auto-updated an app, which causes the video to pause. The editing in this film is so schizophrenic that I thought he was staring at me for a good 5 seconds.
artistwithouttalent it's such a bizarre expression he's making
That face is the greatest.
artistwithouttalent I think that happens somewhere in the movie. Or maybe not. It's hard to remember much about it
This movie is BRILLIANTLY shitty. I didn't know they made 'em like this anymore
But being from the director of Space Mutiny really puts it into perspective
You know, from the title I was expecting Step Up 3D in visual production. This is eerily close to looking like Birdemic.
"He must be a dancer" The man who just danced in front of you? GET OUT!!!
“Now stuff me like a thanksgiving turkey”🤣
this is the best snob episode
Man! Just get home from DragonCon and this is on! Thank you Brad.
you should have said and "dancin' is on!". Missed opportunity.
Azreal231916 was Brad at Dragon con!?
James Sellman true! Haha
Courtney Johnson no no sorry *I* was at DragonCon
Azreal231916 whew. I was gonna be so upset if in had missed him
This is a basically Step Up 4. And if Step Up movies taught me anything is that I should be bribing the competition organizers to show my dance last. I would be the champion for sure!
YES YES YES IT IS HERE FINALLY
This is easily up there in my top 5 Snob episodes now. Thank you for finally covering this movie!!
18:18 In addition to "It's always darkest before the dawn," Captain Binks also drops such advice tidbits as "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain," "the only morality in a cruel world is chance," and "RACHEL! RACHEL! NOOOOOO!".
Also "It's not about what I want! It's about what's FAIR!".
Me: Ugh. All this talk, news and "news" about social issues is really depressing and frustrating.
*sees a new Cinema Snob Musical review*
Me: There IS a Jesus!
ajmrowland *MYGOD!*
Jesus, bro!
I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!!
Lo September did arrive. And Musical March was enjoyed by all!
Hey! Jesus bro.
David Prior is best known, at least to me, as the director of the wonderful Deadly Prey.
Deadly Prey is a masterpiece.
@@phantomzone2725 Yes, yes it is.
"War Room wasn't my number one film only because I saw Dancin' It's On"
- Raves Brad Jones from TheCinemaSnob.com
Finally an addition to the lore of "Will It Fit"! Turns out the identity of the host is actor/director David Winters (and also the Snob from the future)
Ahhh, the bad ADR and the out-of-phase stereo music?!
How do you fuck up THAT tremendously?! xD
I had forgotten Brad's Midnight Screenings of the movie, so for the first nine minutes of this review I thought I was going insane until he mentioned that the whole movie was ADR'd.
"And now he's off, to buy a shit-ton of tiki torches" XD
Holy fucking shit the director also did Space Mutiny? How'd that guy ever get allowed within 100 feet near a camera again?
Musical March in September the only thing that makes September great.
I can't believe Snob never mentioned the lyrics from the love montage song: "I'D RUN 500 MILES JUST TO PROVE I LOVE YA/I WOULD EVEN TRY BEING A LESBIAN"
I had to watch the Good Bad Or Bad Bad review to find out about it LMFAO
This was a real movie that played in theatres. My god this looks like a high school film project
I was wondering why this was so highly requested, then the spin-move-to-exploding-helicopter dissolve happened and I lost my fucking mind laughing.
So they remade From Justin to Kelly. Huh. That's sad...
I'm guessing the black girl is on that poster simply because they were ripping off the one sheet or High School Musical 2, which is almost identical:
www.impawards.com/tv/high_school_musical_two.html
I've been anticipating MMIS for months now and you did not disappoint, Snob. This might be my favorite review this year and it came at I time that I desperately needed it. Thank you, Snob. You are the best thing on the internet.
I love being being able to wake up and putting on a Cinema Snob video in the morning. Hell, I've rewatched them so many times that I speak the lines as I watch it. Great content.
Oh, one other thing, Snob: Your Jar Jar Binks impression is positively adorable! ^_^
Speaking of Jar Jar Binks, his portrayer (Ahmed Best) has danced in a few Broadway productions! :-) Interesting, no?
This review is almost three years old, but I still don't know why Dennis Reynolds is playing a mime.
The Dave winters guy defintely impressed me with that dance he did. I feel his passion ngl
Omg this is the bright spot in my shitstorm of a day. Thank you for being awesome Brad. The Snob saved my sanity!
Came here after the guys from "Good Bad or Bad Bad" mentioned this review in their own review (check them out, they're really good) and I was not disappointed. Always a great job, Snob.
God bless you, Brad! Been waiting for this one for a long time!
I said it before, and I'll say it again: this show never gets old.
Love you Brad!
I come back to this review every now and then. Absolute classic.
4:54 This has got to be the hokiest acting I have EVER seen in any movie. They sound like computers trying to imitate human speech and emotions. I actually busted out laughing listening to this dialogue.
13:34 Is that the best shot they had for matching up that line?
Nothing about his mouth is moving. I guess ventriloquism really wins the hearts of bratty girls.
I go back to a college that I hate tomorrow. I was having a horrible day. But you saved me, Brad. I've been looking forward to this for so long!
Just what the world needed: the love child of "Dirty Dancin'" and "From Justin To Kelly."
At last, the Dancin' It's On episode is here! Love that thumbnail art.
Hell yes I've been waiting for this review since the Midnight Screenings of it! And Musical March in September is my favorite time of the year!
My favorite time of the year! I'm crying it's so good
7:20 Did they use the same space from "A Talking Cat??!"?
Alison G Nah, there's no car couch.
True.
The big question is: Is it worse than "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas?"
Was worth the wait.
My birthday's on the 7th, so this is a great early birthday gift that you totally didn't know you were giving me. Thanks, Brad! :D
One of your best! Thanks!
This is hilarious!! Thanks for making my night!!
I've rewatched this thing a dozen plus times, probably one of my very favorites of yours snob. I don't watch the midnight reviews, and had only heard you reference this on the show a couple times. It takes a lot to get me to want to seek out and watch a "good bad movie" but this thing is so fucking ridiculous I've gotta see it with my friends.
2 years of hype for this episode.... and my god, it lived up to all my wildest dreams.
Thank you Brad! Been wanting to see the Snob tear into this one for so long