GTA San Andreas - Fat CJ - Best Quotes
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- Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Fat CJ - Best Quotes
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"If I was in shape, ya'll wouldn't catch me"
- Fat CJ
TheWarMarine 😂😭💀best line ever
He's just being honest lmao
TheWarMarine lmfaooo CJ got me wheezing😂💀
Man I laughed so much at this 😂😂
"If I were in shape..."
He could be on shape but he's to lazy for it xD
Fat Carl: "Hey that's paper, that's my money"
Officer Tenpenny: "This is Lunch money"
Big Monkey 1:49 Give me something to eat.
This shit had me dying 😂😂
Officer Pulaski: Don't worry I'll stop by Burger Shot later
@@elizabethj3561 Hey man my Pizza. My Pizza.
Officer Tenpenny : You haven't stucked your hand in a cookie jar, have you boy?
amazing how detailed this game is
Ellery Byrd lol I didn't know the peds reacted to CJ' s speech
This game needs a remaster and rerelaease on like the switch or something
Black Lotus
Right
Black Lotus Game was remastered on PS3 but its a shitty remaster.
Yeah you can response to other people
Cop: "I'll shoot."
Fat CJ: "I don't give a shit. I'm bored... and hungry."
LMAOOO
I loved that part
1:18
3:00 "I'mma eat you fool" LMAO
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
"Your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs", I'm crying
Helmut Ouzi yeahhh.. you a little loser~Cj
God bless Orange 12.
5:53 "You Got some spare donuts? im hungry."
🤣🤣💀
3:03 "I'MA EAT YOU FOOL"
Bruh 😂
4:55 that first punch was very satisfying
Savage af, took her face straight off
"Ahhh shit my breakfast money." Man CJ is just a legend😂😂👌🏾
Antz "Lunch Money."
Jalen Brito 3:42-3:44 "Breakfast Money."
Antz yeah 😂😂
I saw this comment the moment I was at the quote
“Dinner Money”
"Lunch money."
William Rice "Got anything else"?
“I must spend this on a good meal”.
Hygor Pereira BACK OF YO NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOT DAWGS
"This should help keep my belly full"
“Imma eat choo, foo'!”
"Move and i'll murder you"
"...Can i get a pizza over here?"
XD
Leon Duncan lol that played as I saw your comment
ABMTV me too haha
ABMTV same
mw too
I don't give a sh_t I'm hungry and bored
2:06 i can't run nomore popo 😂
Lmaoo 🤣
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One quote that made me laugh while car jacking but it's not in the video. "I'm fat but I ain't useless." xD
0:22 "That's my son..." :'(
xXxKAMIKAZExXx
uhhh nuu
xXxKAMIKAZExXx Bless my soul?
:(
When I was 9, I was playing GTA: SA and I ran over a random pedestrian. More of them gathered there and someone said "Oh no, mom". I think it was the first time I felt sorry for an NPC. :(
Admer456 this is dark
2:04 "one false twitch and you're a 998"
CJ: "shit, I'll have two of those and a number 9 large"
Underrated comment 😂 I’m dead
3:42 "oh shit my breakfast "😂 lol
Abdi Abdirahman i think he means that he forgot his BREAKFAST and it wuz "Oh SHIT,my BREAKFAST" (Just saying and not to hate)
@@reigning1 nope, he said "oh shit my breakfast money."
2:37 that was really savage.
Thanks
😂😂😂😂
Yeah? You should wear a bag of your face.
3:38
*CJ loses 20 bucks*
"oh shit my breakfast money"
Seems like a pretty reasonable price for breakfast.
"I got weight on my side!"
Xenon Agoncillo can i get a pizza over here
"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"
2:11 “I got weight on my side” 😂😂
"You think you can deal with a fat man, huh?!"
These quotes though...also, I see you, dat BP profile pic though...
Boomer! Don't let him puke on ya.
3:24
"The BACKA yo neck look like a pack'a hot dawgs!"
WHOEVER WROTE THIS YOU MADE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER.😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 credit to the line delivery as well
He even got aggressive over the response lmao
Nobody jacks Big CJ!
XD Lmao
You mi-aș
bestquote
nobody except Jill and her twin Palma ;)
That's right popo
shut up popo, gimme a pizza
İmma eat you, fool!
Give me something to eat
Do I look like I enjoyed foot chase?
VHS&DVDREVIEW Eric I know I need exercise but not like this.
I find it hilarious how CJ sounds tired in most of these quotes. He just can't wait to eat another pizza.
The guy who did CJs voice is a godsent haha
Young Maylay did a great job
and he's sean fanteno s cousin
He even sounds out of breath.
Chris Bellard/Young Mayley
hes also a good gangster rapper
"I can't run no more Popo".
R.I.P. Police rap
Ikhmaly_YT "can i get a pizza over here"
1:20 "I don't give a shit, I'm BORED & HUNGRY"💀💀🤣😂
😂😂
big mood
2:17 drop the soap honey
Lmao
SFPD, 10 years later and we still don't have this level of detail in modern games. What a shame.
Hth only the HD gtas have more details
@Gabriel Rocha Yes he did.
homocop 2
“You got some spare doughnuts? I’m hungry.” - Carl “CJ” Johnson 1992
2:41cop: we all have the right to remain stupid
CJ: do I look like I enjoyed a foot chase? 😂
2:42
"Lunch Money."
5:39 funniest kill - she has her knife, and CJ has his chainsaw! The engine sound the way it interrupts the moment is just hilarious 🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂
You know what they say. Don’t bring a knife to a chainsaw fight.
"you have the right to remain stupid!"
“Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?”
5:51
Cop: "I'll bust you out at midnight comrade."
CJ: "You got some spare donuts? I'm hungry."
Товарищ
Even his breathing gets heavier. The attention to detail is top notch.
I was looking for this comment! I love how his va made the voice is a lil deeper cuz of his character’s breathlessness
"i don't give a shit, i'm bored... and hungry" xDD
4:28 "Do ya shower in doo doo?"
Shuddup, you annoying asshole!
Kein Back O yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
Potty The Parrot yeah, well you’re little loser
You so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck
@@dvdreview7956 "Hey, little man... go be little someplace else!"
That taxi driver at 3:50
"Got to get me a gat!"
Latauvia Ruffin I laughed so hard at that
"why don't you guys stop reproducing?"
Furqon Affandi "Back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs."
+Jalen Brito yeah you a little loser
“I’ve been training for this all morning”
Do i look like i like a foot chase?
You asshole, i'm too fat to run
OMG this game was do ahead of its time, even when overweight CJ talks, Young Maylay acts like he's outta breath. LMAO
That’s some great voice acting!
4:22 bro pulled out a chainsaw 😭 I love this game so much
Its alright if i pull out a chainsaw. As long as I can spend the money I steal on a good meal😂😂
"Can I get a pizza over here?" XD
5:36 lmaoooo i love how he just pulls out a chainsaw
4:57 that punch!!!
5:39 I SPILLED THE WATER FROM MY MOUTH!! LOOL.
OldBen Hahahahhaha Just imagune you have a fist fight with someone and they just pull out a chainsaw out of nowhere
AHHHHAAHAHA Yes!!! ^^
5:55 "You got spare donuts I'm hungry" Jesus Christ hahahaha
Trev 211996 hahahaha that is killer line but blasphemy no
CJ Wins Fatality!
1:28 “LSPD” while they are in LV
Probably an mistake
Nobody jacks big CJ
He was calling for LSPD dummy. L
@@deleteduser0568 whatever makes you happy
2:56 Yo Like Big Men Huh?
Wow, I never knew CJ says different quotes when he is fat?? A nice touch from the devs!
We all have the right to remain stupid.
"Give me something to eat."
+Stilefty 😂😂😂😂😂
Do I look like I enjoy a footchase?
Wes K Why don’t you guys stop reproducing?!
I like the way he asks the cops for a pizza,not caring he is arrested.
So many lines! Fat Cj voice change when fat
-CJ 's girlfriend:Im hungry let's eat.
-CJ:Okay,but we ain't walk too far.
XD
I lost it at the NPC punching the cop arresting CJ at 3:34
"Ima eat you fool"
3:24 back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs
Hentai creamer yeah? Well you’re a little loser!
Lmao that line still cracks me up to this day. Genius writing in gta san andreas.
Nice jlulaby avatar
Yeah? Well you're a little loser
"Don't move a muscle!"
CJ: *Get something to eat!*
5:22 hey who farted?
That was the most SAVAGE quote.
wax doe what are you mean it's the savage quote?
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST QUOTE
My аss is speaking
I love how Fat CJ almost always asks for food when he gets busted lol XD
The second Big Smoke.
They gotta remake that one Drive Thru scene with CJ...Someone please get on that.
El grando smokio
I love how Young Maylay even make CJ voice to sound tired lol
2:00 " Can i get pizza over here " lmao i'm die for that part 🤣
Thiên Ân Huỳnh hài vãi chưởng:))
Pretty common.
A police officer treads you and you ask sarcastically for a pizza
*-Move or i'll shoot!*
*-I dont give a shit. I'm bored.*
- CJ 2017
and hungry
"There's muscle under this fat, punk!"
Personal favorite
5:40 That chainsaw punch lol
0:19
Wow,they are deaf as a rock
Thats a level 999 level silencer
Fat CJ is more fun
You you can come to the party and I can
fucking shitty to play though.
Philippe Beauvais "Do I look like I enjoy a foot race?"
LUNCH MONEY POPO.
If only cyberpunk NPCs were this good.
Oh, man I had no idea all this extra content existed.
"don't move a muscle"
Carl "give me something to eat"
😂😂
Want a Cookie? This is Luuunchh money.
6:00 “I’m big but I’m too slow okay?”
* but i aint too slow
Then enters Dutch Van Der Linde and says: 6:08
@@sonicmegapikachux”I’ve been training for this all morning!”
“If I was in shape, y’all wouldn’t catch me”
LMAO
"The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs." Fucking classic! 😭😭😂😂😂
Popo, that also laughed my ass out
Eric Fartman no
Eric Fartman it means police
well it does mean ass in german though ;)
And poop in spanish
“Popo” means shit in spanish hahahaha
I love how we got a whole new set of dialog for when he's fat. Back when rockstar had competency.
So we just gonna ignore what the cop said at 2:17💀😂😂
Jxrie
lol
Drop the soap, honey
Lol that Cop represented the rainbow area
That zoom at 2:40 was a nice touch it made me laugh for a few minutes.
"Back of ya neck look like a pack of hot dogs!"
Cop: Move and I'll murder you!"
CJ: Can I get a pizza over here?"
I just about died laughing at that one. Lol
0:38 Never in my life have I seen a AI security be intimidated.
Even though the graphics weren't the best this is honestly one of the best gta games ever. I love the customization that you can do. You can get fat. Get skinny. Get buff. Choose where to eat. Work out and even learn like different fighting styles. Its so cool
If this game taught me anything as a kid is that being fat is a choice
0:50 looking for food
Cop:"Don’t move."
CJ: "Give me something to eat." 🤣🤣🤣
I wish he said "I'd rather do a drive-thru than a drive-by"
Cj: "I got weight on my side."
Me: "you also got diabetes and clogged arteries."
plot twist: those are the names of the 2 other fat guys in his crew.
2:44 :We All Have The Riight To Remain Stuuuupiiid" 😂
CJ: Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase?
4:23 "I'm a fat slob with a chainsaw!"
Chainsaw Guy in the hood
"Do I look like I enjoy a foot chase"
3:48 the guy who gets jacked “got to get me a gat!” 😂
This game just had it all.
Ahh shit I lost my breakfast money
Fuck I feel out of breath just hearing him ;D
5:20
"Hey, who farted?"
"Shut your mouth and bang yo mama"
Top notch dialogue
0:12 underrated roast
4:05 lol
Better than cyberjunk
I still discover new things about this game. Great video.
“You wanted to be caught.”
“Get me something to eat.”
💀
"Drop the soap, honey!"
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣