The ending credits are the most relatable thing on the list. I always feel so empty when I see them after finishing the game knowing there's no more story left to the game
@@jameshubert6103 i mean there are so much activities like parachuting, races, collectibles, but if you won't do it in between missions and leave it to do after finishing the storyline you probably gonna abandon these activities... :/
@@Radex99 yeah there’s that. But without the constant phone calls from other players and the repeating passive lines of the pedestrians npcs and the main character. It kind of feels alone. San Andreas sort of alleviates this issue by having recruiting gang members and positive and negative responses. Gta 4 and 5 alleviates this with the hangout with friends options.
@@GoodFella1294 I would go to my mates house after school to play this game eventually it got to such a point I asked to borrow it and I borrowed it for a full year before returning it 😂😂😂
CJ: Knows how to fly military jets, operate army tanks, flies a military jetpack, operates dockside cranes, knows how to drive a plethora of boats, planes, and cars. Also CJ when he encounters a ladder: This technology is beyond my understanding.
CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit” Smoke: “it’s a ladder bro, just climb it” CJ: *(INTENSE INTERNAL THINKING)* Also CJ: “I’ll just use the Truth’s jet pack”
@@darksynergy9688 I discovered this when I taking over the hood again for 2nd time. I was halfway done getting every single hood when I found out you can just save
2:18 - This is the reason why you sometimes see NPCs randomly crashing planes, they would spawn with flightpaths that fly them into objects that haven’t loaded yet.
You might have just debunked the whole ghost plane crash thing... All though im not too sure because theres like 2 locations on the west side of the map where it happens all the time
@@demonjmh If you're talking about the ghost town it's because the game is programmed to spawn airplanes around you, but since the AI can't maneuver around the mountains they just hit them and crash
I’ve watched one crash into the bridge around that section with the Loco Low Co and the Barbershop. The explosion destroyed a bunch of cars too, it was funny as fuck.
@@demonjmh maybe it's the only flight path that happens to go in that area. So everytime you're in that area and a plane spawns it always crashes into the buildings around the food shops
@@laszlozsurka8991 literally when i got real close to the package, the rider drove a bit far from me and literally disappeared. Not to mention it only gave you few thousands dollars if you get the package.
@@danishawesome2337 Yeah, totally useless. I am not driving halfway across the map just for a couple thousand dollars which I can easily just steal from pedestrians.
I think the most aggravating missions are ones related to Jizzy where you have to chase someone. I spawned a race car off screen once and that made short work of it. Apparently you can blow up Jizzy's car before entering. I'll try that next time.
I always thought it was weird how they put a swimming tutorial not only this late in the game, but in a mission that already requires a decently high swimming stat, meaning you'd be used to the swimming by now
@@icecold1805 You don't. The alternative cutscene will play instead. th-cam.com/video/G4dHA9qW9fc/w-d-xo.htmlsi=8OMslqZ0z_IZGhzD Players who still have a "water-is-lethal" mindset will then have to take a dip for the first time to raise their lung capacity.
That mission pissed me off so much that i spam jumped over the rocks every time i played through it and used a sniper to take out the ships. It was still a gamble because its hard to put your crosshairs over the ships ledge to hope to survive in any of the outgoing boats.
The trick to Zero's plane mission is to just glide, don't hold the accelerate button, it uses a ton of fuel, instead tap it like every 6-8 seconds. I did this and had like 80% fuel at the end of the mission, as opposed to like 15%
The most annoying : when you are riding your motorcycle on the freeway , you see a random car up ahead , you are in your lane , they are in theirs and as you get closer to the car , it randomly switches to your lane causing you to crash and fall off your bike 😢
It's even more ridiculous, plot wise, that CJ can enter area 69 which is basically area 51 in real life and steal a jetpack killing countless government agents and soldiers with no repercussions, but can't bust his brother out of jail or kill Tenpenny and Pulaski early in the game just cause they are high rank police officers...
Cars burning after rollover was the most infuriating for me. There are some long mission car drives where npc just won't get out of burning vehicle, so you start the whole mission from the beginning. One of Cesar's missions was the biggest culprit.
@@DonJuanDude it's a shame can't keep it without failing the mission. You can drive it to the garage and then you have to kill CJ to end the mission but at least you get the car
@Terranovation You can modify a normal Savanna to look like Cesar's, it's the same and easier This is because garages in GTA SA don't keep unique license plates. They turn back into random plates when you save and reload later Ryder's Picador has SHERM plate, it becomes random if you keep it in a garage
Cesar: "Hey Holmes! Its time for a new mission from Cesar again" CJ: "Okay, where you at?" Cesar: "Yo man where you think I am, on the other side of the bleeding map thats going to take at least a 20 minute drive to get to, just like all my other missions :D Developers did this shit on purpose holmes to make it seem that this game is longer than it actually is so they can safely say their players spend hours playing it" CJ: "Assholes!"
if you mean photo opportunity, then fun fact: you originally had a helicopter for that mission. and you got it from the news station in SF on the hill. sadly they scrapped that
@@rollschuh2282 True, hence why you can hear CJ yelling when taking pictures of the group despte only meters away from them, since he supposed to talk loudly because they are in helicopter..
The problem with the Alley Oop course is due to high FPS. It is impossible to complete that mid air rollover at 60 FPS. Just like with swimming, you need to turn the frame limiter on. SA’s engine was designed specifically for 25 FPS and several things work incorrectly when played at higher speed. Try the alley oop and Wu Zhi swimming mission again with the frame limiter on. Also the follow the train mission is easy if you know the trick that repeatedly tapping the “Lean Forward” key while driving a motorcycle or dirt bike or quad bike gives it a higher top speed. Keep tapping it quickly the whole time you’re on a motorcycle moving forward. Don’t stop.
The Lean Forward doesn't really work when having a passanger on a bike. So tapping the arrow key won't do much when having Big Smoke with you. Unless you're thinking of Snail Trail mission then yes, it is effective.
The problem with Wrong side of the tracks is that if you go too close to the train, Smoke's bullets will hit the train instead of the Vagos. You need to keep some distance with the train so that Smoke can shoot properly
I'm pretty sure I've completed the driving course in the past with the frame limiter turned off. It was damn hard, but I managed to do it. Woozie's mission on the other hand, now that's impossible.
@@zeusstormbolt8116Yup it wasn't that hard, we have enough time/fuel to do the mission but the only thing that was frustrating is that we can't control the rc plane But at the end i decided to not to be hurry just do the mission slowly and i did it but it took me those fucking 20-30 minutes
I always had the theory that other vehicles cross you over when you're driving really fast because the game can't load fast enough, so they programmed it to "stop" you. It is funny to drive on the Las Venturas highway being just outside the track but out of reach from other drivers, the amount of people trying to get in front of you is insane
Nothing to do with speed, these are 'programmed' to do that on certain spots, I tried it fast and slow, same thing happens, sometimes they seem real but other times there's no choice at all
@@OverChainz yeah, it was pretty bad, before i did the mission, i had a 2 month break, so i forgot a bit how to control the plane, and the jet was always low because i didn't noticed the "thrust" thing, so yeah, the jet was terrible to control, and i was unlucky enough to have some obstacles popping outta nowhere
I still put on the infinite lung capacity cheat _just_ for that mission. If you let CJ float under the container ship for like 10 minutes, it increases your lung capacity enough to start it.
Nah alley oop is only small compared to the 'mike toreno' mission from t-bone mendez and the actual mike toreno mission like that mfkin package flying mission
3:10 I understand why they made you practice swimming underwater, but the mission it made you prep for was so boring with hiding under the boats for so long that they should've just cut it.
When pedestrians hear gunshots or when you throw out a landmine, how...why do they somehow manage to drive their vehicle into you? Deliberate? Has to be!!
It depends. The Zero missions weren't near as bad on PC. I was actually shocked at how much easier it felt. But on console or w/ any type of joystick, forget it. Glad they are optional.
All those things like the underutilized lung capacity (which is only used once in a story mission), the RC plane mission, and the (omitted) gang territory takeovers (which requires you to control at least a majority of the map just to start the final mission), makes the damn train mission look easy and short
Honestly I never had any problems with any of these, not the planes, not the car training, not the plane training, not even the train mission, not once did I fail that mission
@@generic_username95Yeah. Just stay at the same speed as the train, don't hit anything, and don't get too close so Smoke can at least have some chance of hitting.
@@TheBatman667 my cj was always buffed, with a bit of fat or completely maxed fat, the countryside gf was the most annoying to me because she made me lose all of it
@MohammedMahdi8005 That was catalina. Michele always had so many excuses. If you are skinny, she says gain weight. I buffed cj up, yet she still rejected him. Then I made him gain a little fat, yet he was still rejected. Cause she likes men with style. Then I was fed up and wrote a cheat code to max out cj appeal. Finally she answered yes. Then whenever I drove her to date she was angry and unsatisfied. All the different places I took her to see in which she will be happy and satisfied yet the date still went wrong. I gave up and then killed Michelle in a fit of rage while punching my moniter
@@TheBatman667 catalina was the crazy girl who you do robberies with. I think her name was kate, she demanded the default cj. I never had problems with michelle actually
1:50 Oh my, how much I hated when the game softlocks when you try to change your clothes or enter a building. I used to think this happened to me because my GTA SA (PC) was pirated.
The most annoying thing to me was the mission where you have to save maddog from jumping and immediately after the cut scene he falls and its because of a cheat you used earlier in the game and saved so in order to progress you have to restart the whole game
Cruising down the highway at full speed nobody in front of you, hits the look back button to see behind and then boom a car spawns directly in front of you as soon as the camera switches back.
Man I once forgot to pause and went off to play some music for like 2 hours, came back and CJ was standing infront of the hospital and had lost all of his muscle it was tragic
Not only that the game encourages you to eat to prevent it from happening, but saving the game "resets" it too. Unless you're really busy with something you're unlikely to get the hunger notifications.
@@kailomonkeyi remember i did taxi missions (50 in one go) Made sure to make my CJ reach Fat level 100% before doing this mission itself, and yet at the end of it cj was with 50% Fat
What's funny about the Woozie water mission is that this time I decided to take my time finding graffitis without any help, and decided to do it on a bike, and my endurance was near max by the time I got to that mission and it let me in on the first try with very little lung capacity. Bikes are actually useful, and mountain bikes have pretty nice speed so it wasn't even slow to move around
What I hated the most was the mission where you had to catch up to the flying shamal. Anyway who else was incredibly happy when you were taken to a new state. I was so happy driving into SF and LV, all the new fighting skills, new vehicles and, most importantly, the modding shop Arch Angels. I loved tuning the Elegy.
I played through about 6 times in the past three years or so (it's okay... I was at work) and I've found that the train mission is not the most frustrating. All you had to do was follow the train... He literally tells you how to complete the mission if you fail. Just follow. Don't get too far ahead. Don't try to shoot the gangsters yourself. Just follow.
I attempted to beat the train mission for Big Smoke so many times and I kept failing. In this mission I must follow the damn train while Big Smoke shoots four vagos, when Smoke was shooting the last vago, when the damn train reaches the bridge between Los Santos and Las Venturas, the mission failes and the famous quote from Smoke comes out saying "ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ". Easiest way to beat this mission is to climb on the top of the train and killing all four vagos as fast as you can before it's too late or obsticale hits you on your way. In my opinion this mission is a hard mission for new beginners in gta san anderas and without this mission, players wouldn't play this mission dispute being hard to beat when following the train and Big Smoke wouldn't say the quote over and over when we fail the mission. (SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
@@Chubbymonke-o5wI beat the train mission yesterday, I will attempt to beat GTA SA but with GTA V HUD mod and the slowmotion ability mod from GTA V and I beat the train mission on my first attempt. A few months ago, I tried to beat the train mission so many times that I kept failing it. The easiest method is to get on the top of the train and killing all vagos (without cheats) with smg before hiding the wall. I beat this mission so many times using this method.
There was one plane mission right after flight school that kept me from beating the game for years, and Zero's missions kept me from getting 100%. Or more accurately, kept me from even attempting to get 100%.
Invisible trees / poles will always be my last favorite. I failed this one mission where you had to fly to Angel Pine and fly back to the airstrip a few times because you need to stay below radar.
Nah Catalinia’s missions were fun were fun asf what u mean?? Basically 4 armed robberies lol and they aren’t hard at all, you must’ve never passed flight school with those skills
you forgot the woozie ship mission in which if you try to climb/vault the cartons on the containers, you instantly die, happened at least twice in a row to me. PC version. The first OG Loc mission can be painful as well for a first playthrough, but that kind of falls into the bike crash department you covered. Third, the san fierro missions: photo opportunity, snail trail, woozie and syndicate missions feel like a drag. delivery, long driving, killing small thugs and the underwater and buggyness. once you get to toreno though the real fun begins, so it's all worth it in the end. Also, the Mount Chilidad race feels like a troll. They make you go all the way up there just to tell you it's the wrong daytime for the mission to start.
you are the best gta sa youtuber idk how you dont have over a million subscribers. this video is pure masterclass. keep up this quality and bro you would be the best. I had so much fun watching this vid
The only mission I still find difficult after playing this game about 100 times, is the one on the NRG bike in San Fierro where you have to collect the rings. Sure wrong side of the tracks was hard the first 5 times, but once you know the trick it's easy.
@@greatwolf5372 Its at the dock in San Fierro and starts when you get on the motorbike. You have to collect the red rings. Its extremely difficult even for veterans of the game. It's an optional mission,but required if you want a 100% playthrough.
It's pretty hard, but the NRG bike always spawns there consistently and you can just take it without actually doing the mission. Fastest bike in the game for free, consistently.
Maybe I am getting old (51). The zero mission shooting the airplanes with ps2 controller. I passed it in 2004 twice. Passed it in 2020 on first try since 04. But now it is impossible. Did it almost 20 times in a row, got legitimately angry, not video game angry, but real actual anger. Decided that it still works plotwise if you fail that mission and keep playing, 'sorry, we tried, lets go rob a bank'.
1:15😂😂 Cesar: “The cash is leaving Los Santos again.” Helicopter-men: “Shoot that asshole!!” “I’m trying, I’m trying!” CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit!”
It is so weird. I never had issues with the Zero missions - except for the last one. Turns out that I just had to mute the game, so I wouldnt hear Zero complain.
The last Zero's mission is easier if you destroy every tank first and then start helping Zero. Also it's faster to use the barrels instead of keep coming back for bombs
The ending credits are the most relatable thing on the list. I always feel so empty when I see them after finishing the game knowing there's no more story left to the game
See you around officer 😐
@@Radex99 fina hit’ the block, see what’s happening…
It’s been said once you finish a Gta game, you start a loneliness simulator
@@jameshubert6103 i mean there are so much activities like parachuting, races, collectibles, but if you won't do it in between missions and leave it to do after finishing the storyline you probably gonna abandon these activities... :/
@@Radex99 yeah there’s that. But without the constant phone calls from other players and the repeating passive lines of the pedestrians npcs and the main character. It kind of feels alone. San Andreas sort of alleviates this issue by having recruiting gang members and positive and negative responses. Gta 4 and 5 alleviates this with the hangout with friends options.
This game silently united an entire generation and made us share a common childhood and I am happy to be part.
Can’t imagine that’ll ever happen again for another single game
Yes
Childhood? Bro this was my teenage years lol I had just started high school when this game came out
@@bluehornet197 i was in 3rd grade when it came out and would go to my cousins house every weekend just to play it 😂 good times
@@GoodFella1294 I would go to my mates house after school to play this game eventually it got to such a point I asked to borrow it and I borrowed it for a full year before returning it 😂😂😂
Claude can’t speak, Tommy can’t swim, and CJ can’t climb ladders
And GTA 5 cats don’t have 9 lives
Niko cant pilot a plane and Franklin,Michel and Trevor cant enter food buildings
“Not accurate, CJ shouldn’t be able to swim.” - 👴🏻
@@bootlegscousin ah hell nah🐟
Big Smoke can't shut up
CJ: Knows how to fly military jets, operate army tanks, flies a military jetpack, operates dockside cranes, knows how to drive a plethora of boats, planes, and cars.
Also CJ when he encounters a ladder: This technology is beyond my understanding.
Everyone knows if u borrowed this game for 6 months, you’d give it back with a sheet of cheats in the case, good times
cj knows to do all these yet in that one mission he said "first, what is a GPS"
CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit”
Smoke: “it’s a ladder bro, just climb it”
CJ: *(INTENSE INTERNAL THINKING)*
Also CJ: “I’ll just use the Truth’s jet pack”
The "Our hood is under attack!" Thing always got on my nerves.
Fun fact,all you have to do is save the game and the attack is over,you still keep ownership of the territory.
@@darksynergy9688 🤯
@@darksynergy9688 All you had to do was save the damn game, CJ!
@@darksynergy9688
You could also just start a taxi mission.
@@darksynergy9688 I discovered this when I taking over the hood again for 2nd time. I was halfway done getting every single hood when I found out you can just save
2:18 - This is the reason why you sometimes see NPCs randomly crashing planes, they would spawn with flightpaths that fly them into objects that haven’t loaded yet.
You might have just debunked the whole ghost plane crash thing... All though im not too sure because theres like 2 locations on the west side of the map where it happens all the time
@@demonjmh If you're talking about the ghost town it's because the game is programmed to spawn airplanes around you, but since the AI can't maneuver around the mountains they just hit them and crash
@@xevenxaver4759 no theres one that crashes outside either burger shot or cluckin bell in san fierro all the time and one at mt chiliad cabin
I’ve watched one crash into the bridge around that section with the Loco Low Co and the Barbershop. The explosion destroyed a bunch of cars too, it was funny as fuck.
@@demonjmh maybe it's the only flight path that happens to go in that area. So everytime you're in that area and a plane spawns it always crashes into the buildings around the food shops
Nobody :
Cesar : *The cash is leaving Los Santos again*
CJ : *Gotta let this one slide man, got too much sht to take*
I actually once accepted one of those quests but when I saw how far you have to drive, I was like: "Nope, Fuck it"
@@laszlozsurka8991 literally when i got real close to the package, the rider drove a bit far from me and literally disappeared. Not to mention it only gave you few thousands dollars if you get the package.
@@danishawesome2337 Yeah, totally useless. I am not driving halfway across the map just for a couple thousand dollars which I can easily just steal from pedestrians.
Useless “nobody”
Nobody, more like everybody. I tried to do the yay factory mission faster in order to not get those calls
This video has increased dangerously my level of stress.
I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.
Yes.
*This video has dangerously increased my level of stress.
You talk like Yoda!
@@VENENOSEASON he's stressed so, understandable. I'll be like that if I'm stressed too.
1:30 "Making a sculpture from men's underwear 💀"
Everybody knows "All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ"
But only true legends remember "The cash is leaving Los Santos again"
"Yeah but they on bikes CJ, they go cross country!"
"All you had to do was follow the damn cash CJ!"
I think the most aggravating missions are ones related to Jizzy where you have to chase someone. I spawned a race car off screen once and that made short work of it. Apparently you can blow up Jizzy's car before entering. I'll try that next time.
@@CyranofromBergeracGonna need to let this one stand out, got too much sh*t on my plate
@@ivanf4023fun
I always thought it was weird how they put a swimming tutorial not only this late in the game, but in a mission that already requires a decently high swimming stat, meaning you'd be used to the swimming by now
If the player is playing missions only, that mission will be their first mandatory encounter with the water.
I thought it made sense but I didn't like how they forced you to grind your lung capacity
@@dbclass4075how can you have a high swimming stst to play that mission to begin with without having swim before
@@icecold1805 You don't. The alternative cutscene will play instead. th-cam.com/video/G4dHA9qW9fc/w-d-xo.htmlsi=8OMslqZ0z_IZGhzD
Players who still have a "water-is-lethal" mindset will then have to take a dip for the first time to raise their lung capacity.
That mission pissed me off so much that i spam jumped over the rocks every time i played through it and used a sniper to take out the ships. It was still a gamble because its hard to put your crosshairs over the ships ledge to hope to survive in any of the outgoing boats.
The accuracy is too accurate LMAO
I know 😭😭😭
Haha bwb what chu doin
mohhrt
The accuracy of your comment about the accuracy being too accurate is too accurate
😅
1:31 CJ: (Dies)
Random Lady: Making a sculpture from men's underwear
XDDD
Classic NPC behaviour
She’s gonna use CJ’s underwear
HAHAHHAHA
LMAOOOOOO
The trick to Zero's plane mission is to just glide, don't hold the accelerate button, it uses a ton of fuel, instead tap it like every 6-8 seconds. I did this and had like 80% fuel at the end of the mission, as opposed to like 15%
I had to fail that mission a few times before I ended up realizing this trick 😂
Dude, you're a legend. I'm gonna tey this. Thank you.
You may also want to land the plane before shooting down the targets.
But the controls are so damn hard
Learn flying and it’s easy, the plane is just too op
1:06 School destroys Cj's reputation
2:42 Cj destroys Cj's reputation
3:32 OG Loc destroys Cj's reputation
4:04 Smoke destroys Cj's reputation
Changing attire parts for CJ still my top annoying thing in SA.
Hah ~ **laughs in mods**
@@real.silencewench what mods fix it?
I don't get it, it never took more than 2-3 seconds for me
@@phee3D Same
@@phee3D uuu
"whole world is getting destroyed"
Cesar:"the cash is living los santos"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
CJ: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!
"The yay is leaving San Fierro right?"
"Right, but they're using bikes CJ, they're gonna cross country".
Los Santos must be a nice place to live in.
@@eru.maewos7673 "not right now, I've gotta check into some shit"
3:46 can't help myself from cracking up
LOOK THE F#@$ OUT CJ THE TRAIN
ma fav part indeed! :D
@@foxgaming1084 “DONK”
The most annoying : when you are riding your motorcycle on the freeway , you see a random car up ahead , you are in your lane , they are in theirs and as you get closer to the car , it randomly switches to your lane causing you to crash and fall off your bike 😢
AI does that on porpuse
3:32 This is comedy gold here! 😂
OG loc:Ayyy man it’s OG loc-
Big smoke:NOOOOOOOO- *dies in a frocking explosion*
0:26 is probably one of the funniest GTA clips I've ever seen. It's filmed so perfectly
CJ tried to be a good person
Very annoying NPCs in go kart racing
Agreed
😂😅😂
is that supposed to show the camera getting stuck glitch
4:07 "big smoke died" that should the end of the game but nooooo...
Tenpenny was still alive, so not really the end of the game
TIME PARADOX
@@sverdsteel MGS3 haha
@@eliabynascimento6618 Which ironically came out about 3 weeks after San Andreas.
What is your pfp bro
The most annoying is when you kill Ryder and Big Smoke and they say that’s mission failed. They don’t know the truth…
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2:00 its funny how evey body has tried to go to san fierro like this
You know the best way is to drive out that tunnel off the damn cliff and you on that bitch now
Speak for yourself
Traffic doesn't spawn when you need it but it'll spawn a great deal and block your path when you need to get somewhere.
2:17 CJ can kill members of the army but can't climb a ladder it's ridiculous
Tommy Vercetti can take over a city but not swim
@@mirrorslash028 Niko can commit do any hitman job that seems impossible while he can't swim underwater
Claude slaughtered gangs and important mans,but can't crouch
It's even more ridiculous, plot wise, that CJ can enter area 69 which is basically area 51 in real life and steal a jetpack killing countless government agents and soldiers with no repercussions, but can't bust his brother out of jail or kill Tenpenny and Pulaski early in the game just cause they are high rank police officers...
@@the_sam_strong 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: doing the N.O.E mission smoothly
Unloaded trees: I'm about to end this men's whole career
4:05 Congrats you have killed the traitor
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Big Smoke was the Imposter"
@@simongarrels4052 *0 Impostors remains*
That’s an interesting pause point.
Just a red spatter cloud.
@@barrytheflamedemon2.039Ryder:
0:30 Haha!, CJ stomping the driving instructor to a bloody pulp but the driving instructor is still talking normally as if nothing had happened!
0:19 AWWW how polite the red car even slows the blue sports car down from not crashinf
Cars burning after rollover was the most infuriating for me. There are some long mission car drives where npc just won't get out of burning vehicle, so you start the whole mission from the beginning. One of Cesar's missions was the biggest culprit.
Driving to Angel Pine from San Fierro to take those pictures??
@@antonyace2207 I just drive really carefully and you get there with no damage
@@trulymeparker lol i did this my first time playing cuz i thought that cesars car was the coolest.
@@DonJuanDude it's a shame can't keep it without failing the mission. You can drive it to the garage and then you have to kill CJ to end the mission but at least you get the car
@Terranovation You can modify a normal Savanna to look like Cesar's, it's the same and easier
This is because garages in GTA SA don't keep unique license plates. They turn back into random plates when you save and reload later
Ryder's Picador has SHERM plate, it becomes random if you keep it in a garage
3:33
Here we see Ogglock in his natural habitat
NOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
*Ogglock*
@@POPCATthe3rd *Egglock*
@@conciliatory *Ogglock*
I like how he doesn’t move his mouth or anything which made it even more funny and less annoying then it was in game
Cesar: "Hey Holmes! Its time for a new mission from Cesar again"
CJ: "Okay, where you at?"
Cesar: "Yo man where you think I am, on the other side of the bleeding map thats going to take at least a 20 minute drive to get to, just like all my other missions :D Developers did this shit on purpose holmes to make it seem that this game is longer than it actually is so they can safely say their players spend hours playing it"
CJ: "Assholes!"
if you mean photo opportunity, then fun fact: you originally had a helicopter for that mission.
and you got it from the news station in SF on the hill.
sadly they scrapped that
20 minutes later:
King in exile
I read it in their voices 🤣
You can go to the airport and take a flight that's usually much faster
@@rollschuh2282 True, hence why you can hear CJ yelling when taking pictures of the group despte only meters away from them, since he supposed to talk loudly because they are in helicopter..
Seeing Driving School is bringing back so many unpleasant memories of going for 100%.
1:41 i need that wallpaper
The problem with the Alley Oop course is due to high FPS. It is impossible to complete that mid air rollover at 60 FPS. Just like with swimming, you need to turn the frame limiter on. SA’s engine was designed specifically for 25 FPS and several things work incorrectly when played at higher speed.
Try the alley oop and Wu Zhi swimming mission again with the frame limiter on.
Also the follow the train mission is easy if you know the trick that repeatedly tapping the “Lean Forward” key while driving a motorcycle or dirt bike or quad bike gives it a higher top speed. Keep tapping it quickly the whole time you’re on a motorcycle moving forward. Don’t stop.
Don't Stop thats what she said
The Lean Forward doesn't really work when having a passanger on a bike. So tapping the arrow key won't do much when having Big Smoke with you.
Unless you're thinking of Snail Trail mission then yes, it is effective.
If you're extremely Quick, you can catch the train and ride with the target; making mission easier and faster!!
The problem with Wrong side of the tracks is that if you go too close to the train, Smoke's bullets will hit the train instead of the Vagos. You need to keep some distance with the train so that Smoke can shoot properly
I'm pretty sure I've completed the driving course in the past with the frame limiter turned off. It was damn hard, but I managed to do it. Woozie's mission on the other hand, now that's impossible.
1:04 i can feel your pain 😭
1:39 I will destroy everything if i quit after complete that mission without save.
this mission is the reason I have white hairs
I did not find that mission very hard, but hell it was quite long
@@zeusstormbolt8116Yup it wasn't that hard, we have enough time/fuel to do the mission but the only thing that was frustrating is that we can't control the rc plane
But at the end i decided to not to be hurry just do the mission slowly and i did it but it took me those fucking 20-30 minutes
@@zeusstormbolt8116in mobile the mission was absolute hell
@@jotaroanddio8863mobile is just harder in general
I always had the theory that other vehicles cross you over when you're driving really fast because the game can't load fast enough, so they programmed it to "stop" you. It is funny to drive on the Las Venturas highway being just outside the track but out of reach from other drivers, the amount of people trying to get in front of you is insane
Nothing to do with speed, these are 'programmed' to do that on certain spots, I tried it fast and slow, same thing happens, sometimes they seem real but other times there's no choice at all
That happens in GTA 5, in GTA SA its programmed to follow a path and turn violently while doing it
4:04 how it should have ended.
2:18 imagine this happened in Vertical Bird Mission
Lmao , some obstacles are just popping out of nowhere Right now XD
And N.O.E.
it happened for me, THREE TIMES
@@Zoldwigh is it just me or was that thing borderline impossible to operate??
@@OverChainz yeah, it was pretty bad, before i did the mission, i had a 2 month break, so i forgot a bit how to control the plane, and the jet was always low because i didn't noticed the "thrust" thing, so yeah, the jet was terrible to control, and i was unlucky enough to have some obstacles popping outta nowhere
3:33 laughed so much harder then i should’ve
THAN
That part is slowly killing me, it's so damn funny to me.
I laughed so hard I spitted my coffee out (I'm at work)
Your not the only one
blud was jus chilling then jus started singing outta nowhere
3:33 was the best part with og loc
I still put on the infinite lung capacity cheat _just_ for that mission. If you let CJ float under the container ship for like 10 minutes, it increases your lung capacity enough to start it.
0:26 you ok there cj? ☠️💀
the alley oop test was the closest thing that gave me a fucking aneurysm in this game
Theres plenty of shit throughout the 10+ years I been playing thats given me aneurysms
true
If you play on PC you must cap the frame rate to 30fps or else the car wont do a full roll
I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.
Nah alley oop is only small compared to the 'mike toreno' mission from t-bone mendez and the actual mike toreno mission like that mfkin package flying mission
2:08 is so accurate
3:10 I understand why they made you practice swimming underwater, but the mission it made you prep for was so boring with hiding under the boats for so long that they should've just cut it.
There’s a way to climb on the rocks in the beginning so you just snipe them from there and its just a much better way to do this.
@@edsonfilho9429 Thanks. I'll have to try that out next time I replay the game.
You can climb the rock the snipe all members in the boats and destroy them using rocket launcher
I think they really wanted to push that mission because the previous games before it had no swimming mechanics
@@ScottThePisces Yeah makes sense. Still can't remember any fun swimming missions in any gta though.
1:15 What about The Yay Leaving San Fierro?
When pedestrians hear gunshots or when you throw out a landmine, how...why do they somehow manage to drive their vehicle into you? Deliberate? Has to be!!
Yo I remember watching you a few years ago. Still subscribed all these years later lol, editing is still on point too
agree
Same bababooey cat. Can't wait to watch this vid with my good friend Mr Quandale Dingle and his brother Quandale Doodaloo.
Ha brother same I used to watch him years ago when I didn't had a pc for gta sa so I used to play it on Android 😂😂
Literally on point. The last test in the driving school and the Zero missions were pure rage fuel.
Stop capping zero mission are fun and easy
ZERO missions are optional 😂😂
@@saswatmohanty8132 thats right, but if you want to 100 % complete the game...
It depends. The Zero missions weren't near as bad on PC. I was actually shocked at how much easier it felt. But on console or w/ any type of joystick, forget it. Glad they are optional.
What’s hard about them? Serious question
All those things like the underutilized lung capacity (which is only used once in a story mission), the RC plane mission, and the (omitted) gang territory takeovers (which requires you to control at least a majority of the map just to start the final mission), makes the damn train mission look easy and short
it is easy and short.
@@zoltanz288i mean yeah, all you have to do is follow the train...
...follow the damn train, CJ!@@generic_username95
Honestly I never had any problems with any of these, not the planes, not the car training, not the plane training, not even the train mission, not once did I fail that mission
@@generic_username95Yeah. Just stay at the same speed as the train, don't hit anything, and don't get too close so Smoke can at least have some chance of hitting.
The girlfriend bit in this game felt the most annoying because how you gotta change the way you look, drive, dress, dance and eat
Michelle from san fierro in driving school was the only one who was annoying
@@TheBatman667 my cj was always buffed, with a bit of fat or completely maxed fat, the countryside gf was the most annoying to me because she made me lose all of it
@MohammedMahdi8005 That was catalina. Michele always had so many excuses. If you are skinny, she says gain weight. I buffed cj up, yet she still rejected him. Then I made him gain a little fat, yet he was still rejected. Cause she likes men with style. Then I was fed up and wrote a cheat code to max out cj appeal. Finally she answered yes. Then whenever I drove her to date she was angry and unsatisfied. All the different places I took her to see in which she will be happy and satisfied yet the date still went wrong. I gave up and then killed Michelle in a fit of rage while punching my moniter
@@TheBatman667 catalina was the crazy girl who you do robberies with. I think her name was kate, she demanded the default cj. I never had problems with michelle actually
@MohammedMahdi8005 I don't remember a Kate. And catalina wasn't much of a girlfriend. Michelle is the worst tho
Most satisfying SA video I've ever seen. Thank you
2:46 lol, love how CJ had the vibrator when loc said there were bitches 😂
You shattered my innocence right there
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Where is it??
1:50 Oh my, how much I hated when the game softlocks when you try to change your clothes or enter a building. I used to think this happened to me because my GTA SA (PC) was pirated.
"All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"
The most annoying thing to me was the mission where you have to save maddog from jumping and immediately after the cut scene he falls and its because of a cheat you used earlier in the game and saved so in order to progress you have to restart the whole game
Its always so true having a ride with a cool car then flipping it driving lessons and The "the cash is leaving Los Santos again"
3:58 4 hour later and Smoke is on our head
2:13 dont know why they didnt put that the ladder is scalable
By far one of the most nostalgia bringing funny videos. I remember all of this
Cruising down the highway at full speed nobody in front of you, hits the look back button to see behind and then boom a car spawns directly in front of you as soon as the camera switches back.
The cop,firetruck, medic missions to get 100% 🤬🤬
0:48 CJ will never be a police officer now
He had a crime record (in SA and LC), he wouldn't have a chance to be a police officer
02:20 "when you play more FPS than you should in an old game"
Don't think I've ever died of hunger playing San Andreas, and I've played it to death over the last 2 decades.
Man I once forgot to pause and went off to play some music for like 2 hours, came back and CJ was standing infront of the hospital and had lost all of his muscle it was tragic
Not only that the game encourages you to eat to prevent it from happening, but saving the game "resets" it too. Unless you're really busy with something you're unlikely to get the hunger notifications.
Did you do all the vehicle missions? At least one of them the biggest challenge was reaching top rank before starving to death.
@@kailomonkeyi remember i did taxi missions (50 in one go)
Made sure to make my CJ reach Fat level 100% before doing this mission itself, and yet at the end of it cj was with 50% Fat
I think it was the fire engine mission that was tough even with 100% fat.
The fact that OG Loc is referred as a ‘Thing’ is the most satisfying part of this video
03:34 So, was Big Smoke screaming: "No" because they were falling off of the mountain peak to their deaths, or because of O.G. Loc's terrible singing?
What's funny about the Woozie water mission is that this time I decided to take my time finding graffitis without any help, and decided to do it on a bike, and my endurance was near max by the time I got to that mission and it let me in on the first try with very little lung capacity. Bikes are actually useful, and mountain bikes have pretty nice speed so it wasn't even slow to move around
What I hated the most was the mission where you had to catch up to the flying shamal. Anyway who else was incredibly happy when you were taken to a new state. I was so happy driving into SF and LV, all the new fighting skills, new vehicles and, most importantly, the modding shop Arch Angels. I loved tuning the Elegy.
3:50 All WE HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN CJ!!
I played through about 6 times in the past three years or so (it's okay... I was at work) and I've found that the train mission is not the most frustrating. All you had to do was follow the train... He literally tells you how to complete the mission if you fail. Just follow. Don't get too far ahead. Don't try to shoot the gangsters yourself. Just follow.
I attempted to beat the train mission for Big Smoke so many times and I kept failing. In this mission I must follow the damn train while Big Smoke shoots four vagos, when Smoke was shooting the last vago, when the damn train reaches the bridge between Los Santos and Las Venturas, the mission failes and the famous quote from Smoke comes out saying "ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ". Easiest way to beat this mission is to climb on the top of the train and killing all four vagos as fast as you can before it's too late or obsticale hits you on your way. In my opinion this mission is a hard mission for new beginners in gta san anderas and without this mission, players wouldn't play this mission dispute being hard to beat when following the train and Big Smoke wouldn't say the quote over and over when we fail the mission. (SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH)
@@GigaChad-h8k bro I completed the train on the first try in definition edition
@@Chubbymonke-o5wI beat the train mission yesterday, I will attempt to beat GTA SA but with GTA V HUD mod and the slowmotion ability mod from GTA V and I beat the train mission on my first attempt. A few months ago, I tried to beat the train mission so many times that I kept failing it. The easiest method is to get on the top of the train and killing all vagos (without cheats) with smg before hiding the wall. I beat this mission so many times using this method.
Bruh i have completed this mission in just 3rd try though
There was one plane mission right after flight school that kept me from beating the game for years, and Zero's missions kept me from getting 100%. Or more accurately, kept me from even attempting to get 100%.
Invisible trees / poles will always be my last favorite. I failed this one mission where you had to fly to Angel Pine and fly back to the airstrip a few times because you need to stay below radar.
Go first person and fly above the water at the edges of the map
That was N.O.E mission, fu*king annoying.
@@vaibhavjain-iv8uv EXACTLY
You forgot the Catalina missions, anyone can tell how much retries they made because of those hard missions she gives to you.
fuck that ATV chase mission
more like skill issue
And she always insult you too
The worst part is that her missions are not really that hard, but she's SO ANNOYING
Nah Catalinia’s missions were fun were fun asf what u mean?? Basically 4 armed robberies lol and they aren’t hard at all, you must’ve never passed flight school with those skills
1:22 LMAO l had that situation when l was doing the ambulance missions and l DIED AT THE LAST LEVEL.
What does music called?
@@fatihkartal2513 it's the music in Sonic 1 where you drown in water
@@TheDarkThief692 Thanks homie
I felt that too bro
you forgot the woozie ship mission in which if you try to climb/vault the cartons on the containers, you instantly die, happened at least twice in a row to me. PC version.
The first OG Loc mission can be painful as well for a first playthrough, but that kind of falls into the bike crash department you covered.
Third, the san fierro missions: photo opportunity, snail trail, woozie and syndicate missions feel like a drag. delivery, long driving, killing small thugs and the underwater and buggyness. once you get to toreno though the real fun begins, so it's all worth it in the end.
Also, the Mount Chilidad race feels like a troll. They make you go all the way up there just to tell you it's the wrong daytime for the mission to start.
you are the best gta sa youtuber idk how you dont have over a million subscribers. this video is pure masterclass. keep up this quality and bro you would be the best. I had so much fun watching this vid
He has 113k subscribers so far.
0:27 CJ : Shut up with your stupid instructions dude
And the dude kept saying the instructions to CJ, besides the fact that CJ was stomping the heck out of his skull. What a professional!
"Im trying to be a good person"
3:25 this got me good
Wow this was on point. Hit every single item. It makes me feel slightly better that I’m not the only one suffering out here.
I always hated that when flying, sometimes the trees were invisible until *just before* I crashed the plane into them.
😂😂😂 i needed this video in my life lmao. Thank you for your work man. Awesome!
And yes.. i wouldn't change ANY of it!
The only mission I still find difficult after playing this game about 100 times, is the one on the NRG bike in San Fierro where you have to collect the rings. Sure wrong side of the tracks was hard the first 5 times, but once you know the trick it's easy.
Which mission was that? I don't remember it
@@greatwolf5372 Its at the dock in San Fierro and starts when you get on the motorbike. You have to collect the red rings. Its extremely difficult even for veterans of the game. It's an optional mission,but required if you want a 100% playthrough.
It was too difficult and on my 100$ playthrough i found a glitch to beat it without actually doing it
@MH bmx challenge is easier after cyclings maxed
It's pretty hard, but the NRG bike always spawns there consistently and you can just take it without actually doing the mission. Fastest bike in the game for free, consistently.
2:40 the story of my entire life, like literally I was born 2 weeks late and I was so big I just burst out of my mother like he burst out the whip
I miss that game. Even these annoying moments. GTA SA was one of the best games I've ever played.
The changing clothes in real time is hands down the worst thing
Maybe I am getting old (51). The zero mission shooting the airplanes with ps2 controller. I passed it in 2004 twice. Passed it in 2020 on first try since 04. But now it is impossible. Did it almost 20 times in a row, got legitimately angry, not video game angry, but real actual anger. Decided that it still works plotwise if you fail that mission and keep playing, 'sorry, we tried, lets go rob a bank'.
It makes me so happy how much anger you put into editing the train in the video. Took me a year due to rage quiting
Same bro this game almost made me ragequit almost cuz of the annoying things in the gamw
1:15😂😂
Cesar: “The cash is leaving Los Santos again.”
Helicopter-men: “Shoot that asshole!!” “I’m trying, I’m trying!”
CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit!”
It is so weird. I never had issues with the Zero missions - except for the last one. Turns out that I just had to mute the game, so I wouldnt hear Zero complain.
"Don't be an idiot, Carl"
The last Zero's mission is easier if you destroy every tank first and then start helping Zero. Also it's faster to use the barrels instead of keep coming back for bombs
Radal: i have arrived 2:39
Yes babushka
The ending with Big Smoke was the most hilarious I saw today, this made my day
1:15 Shut your mouth Cesar i'm in middle of the fight for my life
3:41 3 attempts to complete this mission
10 times to complete it
5 attempts the last one basically I leave BS and climb the train alone and kill everybody
Liar
I dont really know how people had so much trouble with this one. Whenever I replay the game, it takes me one attempt.
just get out of the railway and let smoke do the job
This's game imperfection is what also make it perfect and enjoyable. Really makes me feel like a child again bc of nostalgia
The editing makes the video so funny. And the content is relatable.
the draw distance on gta is so funny cause that hydra clips was a regular thing while playing, it was sadly "fixed" on the definitive edition
I don't know man, but these moments are one of the reasons why I love this game
non-skill issue player