Christmas Gifts for EVERY NFL Team!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
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As a Patriots fan, I would give the team an archive of every camera angle of every classic Navy game along with the team playbooks. Belichick would spend the offseason absolutely enraptured by the classic film study and someone else could handle the draft and free agent signings. He'd finish just in time for OTAs, refreshed and energized for the new season.
We'd probably have some weird wingback plays once a game, but otherwise it's the cleanest way to get the glory of Coach Belichick without the pain of GM Belichick.
I thought the cardinals needed batteries to keep Kylers Xbox controllers awake for when he's off the field. I guess that works too though
For the Rams, I’d give them 4 quarters, just to remind them that there are 4 quarters in a game so to stop letting teams back in the game in the 4th quarter
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When I first checked the Rams vs Commanders game it was 0-20 rams winning
When I checked final score 20-26 only scoring a touchdown the rest of the game
I cheered for us to lose last night and as a Saints fan I despise the Rams. We need to lose enough games to get Jaiden. Please God let us get Jaiden.
And some bubble wrap for Kupp and Stafford
I’d gift that to Matt Ryan
0:09 dolphins
0:24 bills
0:37 patriots
0:46 jets
1:07 ravens
1:25 browns
1:41 Bengals
2:03 steelers
2:25 jags
2:51 colts
3:08 texans
3:17 titans
3:34 chiefs
3:41 broncos
3:55 raiders
4:06 chargers
4:50 eagles
4:59 cowboys
5:13 giants
5:18 commanders
5:32 lions
5:37 packers
5:48 vikings
5:55 bears
6:05 buccaneers
6:10 falcons
6:17 saints
6:21 panthers
6:33 40 whiners
6:55 rams
7:08 seahawks aka my fav team
7:21 Cardinals
Super Bowl 49
@@JKennedy0204 super bowl 48 👌👌👌
Super bowl 49 is the worst nightmare
What the hell did we do to you ohhhhhhhh week 13 got it
@@HowBoutThemCowboys_ you mean what the refs did to us
@@Arnavchickengun2516 ehhh. Crazy Game tho. Thanks for beating the eagles. Or Rat Birds is what I call them
As a Panthers fan that better not be a minimum amount gift card because we got a lot to fix over here
As a niner fan that crack about Cowboys jerseys was on point and needed to be said 😂.
I was born in 1972 and grew up as a part of the rivalry that started between the two teams around the time. To say that the two teams haven't gotten even one Super Bowl trophy between them in a combined 55+ campaigns is surreal to me.
@ashleighelizabeth5916 a whole paragraph and you managed to add absolutely nothing to the conversion, that is amazing 👏 be proud of that you are a clever person and you have not only wasted our time but as you were casually writing a novel to basically say "hey everyone I am 50 something years old" without saying that your wasted time is that much more difficult to justify. Congratulations your today's "|$#!+ £u€k of the week"
@@adhamsmithninercards8133why?
Yeah and it was true 💀
As a Saints fan, we need a pink slip for our HC and OC. I am tired of people blaming Carr for our problems. There's so much you can do with coaches with a combined seven brain cells.
Who dat but that is true who dat
Ong as a saints fan get rid of pete
That’s Dennis Allen football for ya
@@fuhbox a defensive head coach that can’t coach defense
@@BigMan0317 i wonder what other hc that reminds me of… oh wait he got fired
Not sure how to feel as a Lions fan about our gift. I think just having Sam Laporta is gift enough!
Also wouldn't that mean they would have to kidnap Taylor for this to happen?
Why would we want Taylor?
@@nathanielsmith5976If The Lions had her, they’d finally get some calls going their way.
We already have our own Taylor, Taylor Decker.😂
The best thing that someone could give the Lions for Christmas is a win against the Minnesota Vikings so the Lions could win their first division title in 30 YEARS!
As a Steeler fan that would be the perfect present for us! A wide receiver that’s good AND WITH SOME DAMN SENSE!!
Dude I love jack links, so happy you got them sponsoring you, it's perfect
Same
As a Panthers fan we should have been David Tepper selling the team 😂
Yes, someone needs to get him to stop Teppering with OUR team.
I think our gift should just to have this year end early.
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Bengals gift should be a solid O-Line
Hey Bran, Its Dylan. Remember the cameo you sent me for my birthday. Really appreciate it, thanks.
As someone who works with birds for a living, I appreciate you wanting to change the Seahawks mascot, and I have to agree that the Seattle Skuas would be wonderful
I love that Bran keeps coming up with the most clever and witty stuff to say. Keep up this great work, love your videos!
"Shohei Ohtani is in their city now" poor Los Angeles Angels, completely deserved but feels bad
Came here looking for this I was like wait what?? He’s been in LA, I wanted them to go to Vegas, but the A’s beat them to it
we need a Benchwarmerbran/Wyattzworld/Tom Grossi collab
No Brandon Perna?
@@LeCommieBoi The internet might just collapse if you throw Perna in there too.
@@LilyMaeBlossom True dat.
This is very true
Bro the “ho ho ho” had me rolling for no reason
Definitely did have me laughing
Brandon pls start every video with thst
As a giants fan I agree with your decision on our gift, Tommy is better then Daniel by a MILE.
That's what I'm saying bro. It should have been cutlets for Tommy Devito
And cheaper
The Broncos gift had me in hysterics
Shoehei was already playing in LA!!!!!
Honestly feel like the easiest answer of this video was somehow missed. Detroits should obviously be win their first playoff game in 30+ years
As a Lions fan, our present has to be us at least getting to the championship game, maybe even a Super Bowl because we haven’t made one yet💀
As a Lions fan, I appreciate the love to LaPorta and the shade at Kelce
As a bears fan, a hypothetical harbaugh has never sounded better
As a Falcons Fan, Army Training was perfect 😂
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As a Titans fan, I think you should give the organization a CD with EVERY single time a full-on rebuild actually worked that’d have every single one have like, a 5 hour explanation of ALL the details on how they got their rebuild to work. Next Christmas you can get them the CD player since they CLEARLY don’t wanna even THINK ABOUT rebuilding right now.
Fully agree on the Shane Steichen blank check, sign him for LIFE for the stuff he's done in Indy
Imagine what this man is gonna do with a healthy AR, it's gonna be nuts
As a niners fan, I would like to see CMC win an MVP sometime in his career
W team w bands
Panthers fan- same. I think it's gotta be him or Hill. None of the QBs deserve it over them imo
I would sacrifice either of CMC or Purdy winning MVP to get Kyle COTY though
I would give the rams a mid free agent to waste 5 first round picks on like every Christmas
You should get the Cowboys an engraved plaque of the infamous poem "Casey at Bat." Cause that's just our situation. We play decently during the season, manage to squeak in, get our hopes up, but then strike out when it matters most.
I though the batteries were for Kyler Murray’s so he could play cod
As a falcons fan I would give them Jayden Daniels or any other qb except for Ridder and maybe a new coach as a stocking stuffer
Happy Holidays, Benchwarmers!!🎉
Sadly Tyreek isn't even the worst offender, Xavien Howard currently fighting 4 paternity suits lol
I don’t know how to feel about the browns gift.. Deshaun is a great qb still recovering after not playing football for 1 and a half years I think he will be a top 3 qb next year.
As a falcons fan I think author smith shaving his mustache is the beginning of a chain of events that will lead to a falcon post season
You have to do an AFC South check in! As a Texans fan we need more love😭😂
As a bengals fan, thank you so much
I am dying! The mid video ad played right as he said, "The Chicago Bears."
The ad that played? An ad for a therapist
Would love to see this for the NBA
For the Pistons: 2 more losses so they can set the record for worst team ever and join the 2008 Lions. 😂
Loved the Lions gift. Fantastic work.
0:00 Yo thanks for the shout out to my mother! Much appreciated! 🙏 🙏 🙏
Why everyone acting like shohei wasn't already in LA? 💀
A new mascot for the Seahawks? How about a University of Washington (the one in Seattle) quarterback? Love Geno but would really like to see Penix Jr under the tree. Hell, if he keeps playing like he is, Jake Browning is also a good option
The Aaron Rogers dog muzzle joke had me dying😂😂😂
The Tyreek one is crazy
seahawks only getting a new name makes me very happy cuz its not just a joke about our team and how they play, its just about our name
As an Eagles fan, I think we need Dan Lenning as our DC and we need to steal Todd Monken from Baltimore. And maybe adding McConkey, Bullard, and Lassisster will help as well. We just need more Dawg related people!
I love how the lions of all teams were the only ones he didn’t roast
7:03 As my friend reminded me tonight... HE ALREADY WAS!!!!!
As a Vikings fan we need a history book, so that we dont repeat the past and pull a Brett Farve on Aaron Rodgers
As a jets fan, I would give the team a hole that perfectly shapes Aaron Rogers. Then I would send Rogers a note inviting him to a darkness retreat at the same location.
Branta clause is tuff
I'm surprised he didn't go a COD Kyler murray route with the cardinals 😂
As a Steelers fan, I would love that gift. It would be so nice to have a good receiver who just wants to play football and win games and not make tiktoks or throw tantrums.
Also if you want to throw a competent OC we would love that too.
You nailed it!!! He needs to know where the line is to line up!! I would stick with what you gave my team the Chiefs with a coloring book so that they learn where the lines are to properly line up!!!
As an eagles fan, I want Shane Steichen back for Christmas
As a saints fan I would gift Dennis Allen a one way trip to a therapist so he can talk out the mistakes he has made (he should have been a Tulane coach )
Bro bran been pumping out that content. Your doing great bruh
Good Lord, Tyreek has so many baby mamas you'd think he was in a competition with Nick Cannon
7:22 Conspiracy? Have *you* ever seen two birds in one stone at the same time?
“For the Denver Broncos, Nikola Jokic.”
I fuckin died 😂😂😂
All I want for Christmas is an NFC North division title
The best gift the Eagles could get would be Bill Belichick as the Defensive Coordinator
As a giants fan, I just wanna make our hero happy. Get Tommy D some home cooked chicken cutlets.
I love how the Lions one wasn’t even bad but really a compliment 😂
that ohtani joke almost made me spit my toast out good one lol
Ok that Saints joke was funny 😂
Bran always finds a way to give us a good laugh. Good gift idea for each team going into Xmas! Pats fan here, they also need a luck charm.
Bears: a real o-line
Nikola throwing it to AG in the red zone would be deadly and it’s just what the broncos need.
As a chiefs fan, i'd give them some towels... so they can wipe the butter off their fingers
loved the video! love these long form videos. they're great.
Love this dude
That Washington line was cold😂
The Seahawks would like more packs of gum for Pete Carroll
I feel like Houston got the best gift lmao
i would give the rams a fountain of youth so stafford and donald won’t age
As a Steelers fan all I want is a pink slip for our entire coaching staff
I still question how your coaching staff thought it was a good idea to not run the clock against the Bengals. As a Bengals fan, I was just waiting for the Steelers to stop throwing incompletes and just march on us for a quick and easy 41-11.
According to Joel Klatt, Harbough will not be going to the bears while their front office remains the same… and the owner loves their front office.
Could Minnesota please have some Robocop legs for Kirk Cousins. That way we never need worry about his Achilles tendons ever again, plus he could become a mobile quarterback (imagine trying to bring down somebody with Robocop legs), PLUS he would be able to take over all kicking duties so the Vikings never miss an extra point or field goal ever again.
As a cowboys fan I think we need a note to be cautious while eating and really doing anything cause we keep choking
Wyatt’s gonna get you for this one 😭
The Bills ran with Dorsey as OC. Someone did an analysis & found out the problem wasn't the amount of runs: it was the formations they ran out of.
*Both* of them. Literally. Two formations. Total. Similar ones to each other too. Now with what we've learned about McDermott, we can't even be sure this wasn't _his_ interfering in the play-calling since he doesn't trust anything he can't understand, like all offensive play-calling.
The gift card for the Panthers had me dead💀💀💀
As a Giants fan, I would give them extra money to give to Tommy Devito's agent so that he can work his mafia magic.
As a 49ers fan I have to say, atleast we haven't been claiming it's our year for literally my entire 31 years of existence.
To be fair the Eagles did kinda mean ball the 9ers last year. Who knows, may have been a Super Bowl if they didn't single-handedly injure the 9ers last backup QB and then some.
As a life long titans fan, I would've appreciated getting an O-line that doesn't have the structural integrity of a burnt oak leaf, but this is about correct. I'm glad we at least seemingly got a QB with promise and someone that can sort of take over for derrick henry, because the star power on this offense is almost 100 years old between two players. We are so screwed
The Carr joke 💀
As a Packer fan, that was far better than anything I expected😂
As a 49ers fan, the MVP for Purdy.
As a Steelers fan, can we have a new coaching staff?
Also,
Rudolph the Steelers qb
Has been overlooked for years
And if he does really good
Tomlin might be on his way out
All of the other teams
Used to call him trash
We never let poor Rudolph
Play in any Steelers games
Then really close to Christmas Eve, coach t came to say
Rudolph it’s is your time, show the fans that you can shine
Then all the Steelers loved him, as he led them to a win
Rudolph the Steelers qb
You’ll make everyone happy
Shohei Ohtani has been in LA the last like 8 years just with the other LA team 😂😂😂
As a Rams fan, we want the Cowboys in the wild card weekend 😎
The mechanic joke was too good
Bro the Vikings need a rocket ship for Robert Joshua Dobbs just cuz he is an astronaut
For the entire NFC west we got our christmas present early this year ... LMAO!!!!
Hey, it's one day in the future and the Chargers managed to choke away yet another game. Absolutely wild.
As a bengals fan I just found something to add to my Christmas list
Wild that he predicted the Rodger’s drama inadvertently