The worst pirate you've ever heard of

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  • @bobbixvv
    @bobbixvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    kevin's ability to break a game as soon as he touches it is astounding

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yet not surprising

    • @johnnysixstring
      @johnnysixstring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I was thinking the same thing but it is ubisoft so i cant be sure if he broke it or not

    • @ThEEPOPO9
      @ThEEPOPO9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@johnnysixstring Ubisoft shut down the multiplayer and abandoned this game in like under 2 years. Thankfully, most bugs are either unnoticeable or avoidable, but Kevin has a way of summoning every bug ever lol

    • @MajorBaker-vz9go
      @MajorBaker-vz9go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've heard of the abilities of the Dragonborns.
      It just sounded like a skyrim reference sorry

    • @pickleioi9058
      @pickleioi9058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Especially since AC4 is a relatively functional game.

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    "That must be the worst pirate I've ever seen"
    Kevin: Yes, I am

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oooh, a fancy badge

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gggg-hq4td yep, you gotta become a paying channel member though.

    • @louisk9709
      @louisk9709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So it would seem.

    • @t20pIayer
      @t20pIayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But you heard of him

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His right-hand man pirate Jim Pickens

  • @hayleyscarberry
    @hayleyscarberry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    "There once was a ship that was put to sea and unfortunately it was sailed by me"
    - Kevin, 2021

    • @ThanaPups
      @ThanaPups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Soon may the Kevin man come to bring us hoofers and glee and fun.

    • @jarteaga1793
      @jarteaga1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kevin honestly has a good singing voice

    • @lilbit_
      @lilbit_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      7:38

    • @hypmerdia5240
      @hypmerdia5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jarteaga1793 oķķ

    • @joshclark756
      @joshclark756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      great sea shanty

  • @sepjansen1245
    @sepjansen1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    “You are by far the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of”
    Kevin: But you have heard of me

  • @Twilekmaniac
    @Twilekmaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    I love that Kevin insists on calling the Animus an Anime instead. It's a quality gag tbh

  • @gregoryg.7940
    @gregoryg.7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    Me: played Black Flag over six times since launch and never experienced anything except for some minor bugs
    Kevin: immediately breaks the game

    • @emoharalampiev1590
      @emoharalampiev1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol yeah 3 times here, but same.

    • @CplWonk
      @CplWonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ive played it countless times and was not surprised to see Kevin break it so harshly, so quickly. Personally never experienced any issues :p

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’ve been playing the AC games (just finished Origins and am currently playing Odyssey, Syndicate’s my favorite, but I’m trying to get around to playing Black Flag!)

    • @emoharalampiev1590
      @emoharalampiev1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 after I played black flag twice and the first 2 halfway, I was like ok, let me just do them all in order, and started from the first one and I'm up to rogue right now. But like I take breaks, I do other games in between.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emoharalampiev1590 there’s quite a few I’ve yet to play, haven’t played the Ezio trilogy and really should. I played 3, and know about Edward Kenway and all that, so I’ll probably start from 4 on. If I can ever get around to 1 and 2 I’d like to lol

  • @nebulous5420
    @nebulous5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    “You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of”
    “Ah, but you have heard of me”

    • @DivingDog0
      @DivingDog0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      For an assassin, that's not good either.

    • @icollectdeaddogs
      @icollectdeaddogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DivingDog0 an assass*

    • @sydneyps
      @sydneyps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iLoveBuckets69 Edward something, I just remember he's the grandpa of Connor from the third game. It really was shit, only got good the last third of the game or so
      Edit: Kenway, Edward Kenway. Remembered his last name

    • @bman2cool4u68
      @bman2cool4u68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean... your not wrong 😂

    • @bman2cool4u68
      @bman2cool4u68 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iLoveBuckets69 i really enjoyed the game, first assassins creed game actually completed

  • @ghost_fishhh
    @ghost_fishhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Kevin : “I don’t want friends, I want treasure!”
    Also Kevin : Chases man through the woods to become friends

    • @coredefect6134
      @coredefect6134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So sad it didnt work out

    • @weirdreportt
      @weirdreportt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He'll make him his friend
      *by force*

    • @marburg6005
      @marburg6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin is bad but he's got a good heart

  • @diggydiggyhole-fan
    @diggydiggyhole-fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    There's 2 things assass is good at.
    1: Singing on the spot sea shanties while crashing into everything.
    2: Throwing his life savings on the ground.

    • @saajidroussoulle
      @saajidroussoulle ปีที่แล้ว

      Diggy diggy hole is dope did u hear mine mine mine love that one

  • @h1ll4kk4
    @h1ll4kk4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "Let's Batman our way out of this"
    *throws money *

    • @aethela8712
      @aethela8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn’t you know that Batman liked to visit the strip club?

    • @h1ll4kk4
      @h1ll4kk4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aethela8712 I didn't as a matter of fact. More for the taxpayers, I guess.

    • @ReikiMaulana
      @ReikiMaulana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Task failed successfully

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@aethela8712
      Why would Batman go there?
      I thought he has Catwoman for that specific?

  • @briang341
    @briang341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "There once was a ship that put to sea and unfortunately it was sailed by me" is possibly Kevin's greatest quote and now I demand a whole cover of the Wellerman

    • @samuelharvey4925
      @samuelharvey4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He's done it a few times on stream before, but not with those lyrics unfortunately

    • @herodevans2095
      @herodevans2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can find one on TH-cam I think

    • @rockerknight25
      @rockerknight25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His musical talent is always a nice surprise.

    • @malenamanzotti8266
      @malenamanzotti8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes please

    • @TheMSwork
      @TheMSwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes full cover would be amazing, he should sing it with rt, spiff, and kiwo too

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    This must be that "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie everyone's always talking about...

    • @SourAsters
      @SourAsters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hmmm, yes...

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mm. It truly must be. Did you know that it’s most famous quote is them pointing at Kevin and the second in command being like: “That’s gotta be the worst Pirate I’ve ever seen.”
      And then the colonel responds with: “So it would seem.”

    • @WKogut
      @WKogut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fun fact: Pirates of the Caribbean is just a Monkey Island knock-off

    • @clindsell6111
      @clindsell6111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pirates of the Caribbean? more like boreragnarok

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WKogut No, it’s based off a DisneyLand ride. Although how Kevin got affiliated with Disney, I have no idea. They must’ve been looking for someone to *really* sell the “Worst Pirate I’ve Ever Seen” stuff...

  • @MrG0olden
    @MrG0olden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "There once was a ship that was put to sea
    And unfortunately it was sailed by me
    We are hitting the rocks oh my God I'm scared
    Please take me out of control"

    • @zkyrus1873
      @zkyrus1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Subarashii Rosé Soon may the Kevinman come

    • @marekbalicki1094
      @marekbalicki1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@zkyrus1873 To bring us chaos, and death and fun,

  • @BIGBOI-dq2ig
    @BIGBOI-dq2ig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Kevin: "imagine having a job where you play games all day"
    Also Kevin: 👁️👄👁️

    • @11tw48
      @11tw48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reminded of that HP video.
      "I feel like people are watching me. In fact I feel like thousands of people are watching me... right now..."

  • @It-b-Blair
    @It-b-Blair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Imagin running around in a long coat, hoodie, and a shirt while it’s 85-90*f and 80-90% humidity... plus combat and then suddenly stealth?! 🥵

    • @GlamityJean
      @GlamityJean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And there are other outfit that add a cloak on top of all that

    • @22.piyushnaik76
      @22.piyushnaik76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't forget the guns, ammo, throwing knife, smoke bombs, dual swords, rope dart, hidden blades and treasure maps.

    • @aamaravel2493
      @aamaravel2493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      coolness over comfort

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​​@@aamaravel2493 no no, it's not cool, it's warm actually, you see. That is the point, you see

  • @psyducktective
    @psyducktective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Ubisoft Presents: *noise that Kevin makes when he puts his headphones on*

    • @dotwashere4498
      @dotwashere4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      strangely enough, better than most of Ubisoft's games before it.

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      0:57

  • @user-bm1ti9ft3g
    @user-bm1ti9ft3g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    ”Gonna bring the body back to my master, like a kitten”
    Imagine if Kevin was a hitman

    • @imaad1105
      @imaad1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      a hitten if you will

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Kevin get the head of EAs ceo

  • @wanderingbufoon
    @wanderingbufoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    People think a pirate's life is all about the plundering but it's all about the SEA SHANTIES

    • @AlaReDuS
      @AlaReDuS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Real shit right here. Cultured af.

    • @turtle8558
      @turtle8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope it's about, avoiding scurvy

    • @disc0carp3t
      @disc0carp3t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      whenever i play black flag all i do is aimlessly sail and sing sea shanties

  • @hunterjab06
    @hunterjab06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    To be honest I really want this to be a series

  • @cormacroberts1432
    @cormacroberts1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Is it just me or is Kevin strangely good at making up little songs

  • @Pandasu28
    @Pandasu28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Imagine Kevin having a pirate crew consisting of Jim, Turg, Default, and himself.

    • @claytonmurray537
      @claytonmurray537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And their nemesis, Extreme Griefer Blackbeard!

    • @GeneralBuzzKiII
      @GeneralBuzzKiII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure that no matter what the lower decks would still be "The basement"

    • @6idiotsinabunker59
      @6idiotsinabunker59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

  • @joshandrew31
    @joshandrew31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Don't take me out of the anime... "
    Kevin is the best pirate ever.

  • @adamhogan5442
    @adamhogan5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    That's gotta be the best irish man I've ever seen

  • @AleeraGorvan
    @AleeraGorvan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “You’ve seen a ship, with shamrock-green sails, that’s crewed by some damned lunatics and captained by a man so crazy, that Hell itself spat him back out?”
    Well, as of now, I have not. But I am very excited for Kevin’s version of the Jackdaw. And, once he’s commandeered himself a ship, it’s also finally time for shanties!

  • @pablomylovemarryme3495
    @pablomylovemarryme3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    kevin accidentally calling his swords guns reminds me that there are sword guns in that game

  • @rachell.5555
    @rachell.5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    My favorite thing about Kevin playing the AC games is that he thinks the Animus is called the Anime. I just love it

    • @zackcasey6890
      @zackcasey6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Best quote " Aw God the anime did damage to him."

    • @Sentariana
      @Sentariana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just so you know, it's a running gag - he knows what it really is.

    • @bman2cool4u68
      @bman2cool4u68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin is best anime

    • @emoharalampiev1590
      @emoharalampiev1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO he doesn't think, it's a joke.

  • @yallowapples
    @yallowapples 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This makes me miss the Sea of Thieves/Pirates of the Caribbean streams, before Kevin understood Twitch’s copyright rules so we listened to Ocean Man constantly

    • @dianab3005
      @dianab3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same! Those were the days.

  • @anthognome
    @anthognome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Even on the ocean, vehicles try to crash into Kevin. The man's cursed.

  • @bensmith1491
    @bensmith1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Ah, but you have heard of me?”
    “Yes... you keep saying “Hey there friends, my name is Kevin””.

  • @ThatSherbieGuy
    @ThatSherbieGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “I’ll just Batman my way out of here!” *throws money*
    Psst, Kevin, you’re supposed to Batman it, not Bruce Wayne it!

  • @biga5227
    @biga5227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I can just picture him trying to attack a giant warship...in a row boat.
    “HAND OVER YOUR TREASU-“ *gets blasted by a cannon*

    • @frankwoods1531
      @frankwoods1531 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of the Gentleman Pirate

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The game crashing as soon as you try to play multiplayer is an accurate representation of me trying to socialize...

  • @Input-um5et
    @Input-um5et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Kevin is the guy who looks in a mirror every morning and say to himself "you sit in front of a camera all day, sayin whatever random bullshit that comes to mind, and everyone feckin loves it"

    • @FishInDaToilet
      @FishInDaToilet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "assass"

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Dream job" xD

  • @yuki97kira
    @yuki97kira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Wheres the captain?"
    "Captain assass in a mission to assassinate someone"

  • @mundanephysics521
    @mundanephysics521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    How did Kevin manage to break this game in less than a minute? Classic Kevin.

  • @nicholasdelpizzo1594
    @nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Not surprising that Kevin wanted to become a pirate by wanting to watch Take Me Out, it’s his newest addiction, but what is surprising is that Kevin didn’t post among us on the day the new map came out

    • @henrynase7712
      @henrynase7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He is making one just he has to film and edit the video

    • @StartledOctopus
      @StartledOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm expecting the Among Us video tomorrow, he'd be playing it right now

    • @Kiwidimer
      @Kiwidimer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about among us?

    • @whiteychampion
      @whiteychampion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ireland is in a different time zone. They are at least a week behind the rest of the world. He’ll play it when the carrier pigeon tells him it’s available.

    • @lowqualitypaddler
      @lowqualitypaddler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kiwidimer i think there was a new amogus map that released yesterday

  • @Oversamma
    @Oversamma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How is it Kevin is able to break literally every single game he touches?
    It is a gift.

  • @EMS12000
    @EMS12000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Kevin drifting the boat while singing a sea chantey is something that I needed and didn't know until now

  • @AngelicHunk
    @AngelicHunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    God, Black Flag is such a great game. I remember playing it before school when snow gave us a delay...then playing it nonstop on the weekend.

  • @kylemotonaga8717
    @kylemotonaga8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "there once was a ship put to sea
    and unfortunately is was sailed by me"
    ... why was that actually really good

  • @cowboyanxiety
    @cowboyanxiety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    i remember being surprised that i actually LOVED this game when it came out. i got it very cautiously, worried it wasnt gonna be all that good but i legitimately had so much fun, its genuinely a really fun game lmao
    that aside - love how kevin starts up the game and its broken RIGHT off the bat. absolutely beautiful.

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "The worse pirate you've ever heard of"
    With Jim Pickens as the captain he would do a great slave for him

    • @thebrad1134
      @thebrad1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      captain*

    • @sxmfr_
      @sxmfr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heard*

    • @S_R_S08
      @S_R_S08 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      King of the seven seas

  • @itsnickynono
    @itsnickynono 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love that every time Kevin plays a really popular game for the first time, it’s always filled with bugs and gives him a completely different experience 😂

  • @MaxBack221
    @MaxBack221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy who does the pirate impression when you first exit the animus is also in the first watch dogs game, there is a mission where you assassinate him. Later in AC4 you are told he went to Chicago (where watch dogs takes place) and no one has heard from him since.

  • @zachary7508
    @zachary7508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
    "But you've heard of me"

  • @EMS12000
    @EMS12000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Follow and I'll kill you!"
    Kevin: "Perfect! Delighted! I'll keep following you then"
    That's Kevin for you, he always goes relentlessly to death

  • @diabolicalfox
    @diabolicalfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kevin singing an impromptu sea shanty is my new favorite thing

  • @auntchilada8635
    @auntchilada8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The thought of Kevin as a pirate is a truly terrifying thing

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:53 Kevin exposes himself secretly being Waluigi

    • @nicoolive7613
      @nicoolive7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't stop laugh for his reaction! XD

  • @cyber_demon_583
    @cyber_demon_583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how kevin becomes wario when he got caught

    • @aubreykristene
      @aubreykristene 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was scrolling through the comments looking for this exactly

  • @XraynPR
    @XraynPR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    If Kevin was transported to the One Piece world, he'd eat a Devil Fruit and get food poisoning instead of any powers.

  • @Masterlebrainrot00
    @Masterlebrainrot00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:50 Kevin is revealed to be the captain of the Ever Given boat on the suez canal

  • @h.crolland9722
    @h.crolland9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Hi idk if Kevin will ever see this but I think he'd like to play Vampire: the Masquerade: Bloodlines. It's a 2001 vampire game and he'd get to suck on rats in a sewer for the whole video if he'd like!

    • @Bumsbert30006
      @Bumsbert30006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey hey People

    • @wasabibird_4246
      @wasabibird_4246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet he'd love clan malkavian or nosferatu lol

    • @lupusinvictus2229
      @lupusinvictus2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bumsbert30006 Sseth and Kevin would be the most ambitious crossover

  • @NJ-mo2iw
    @NJ-mo2iw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The sound when the words "Ubisoft Presents" appears, is a genuine reaction to the word, Ubisoft...

  • @C2theJ22
    @C2theJ22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well coming from a guy who has played Black Flag since early 2014, here are the bugs I found in the years playing through:
    If you want to try these, I recommend you do try, but I’m uncertain if they were patched since I haven’t touched the game recently, (Late 2020), but Black Flag being old, I’d say the glitches are fine. I found all of these on my own, and haven’t spoken about it until now, and I even gave them cheesy names.
    (Timed short infinite knockout)
    When in combat against a large group of enemies, shoot your pistol, switch to fists, silent takedown an enemy and you’ll be able to shoot enemies as long as they’re in range while knocking out an enemy.
    (Desync rocks)
    There are three rock glitch locations that throw you out of bounds and desync you
    Some are out at sea
    (Blackbeard Lives to Tell The Tale)
    If you shoot Blackbeard in the ambush mission before the cutscene where he dies is triggered, he gets stabbed, but his character gets back up and begins to fight again *WARNING this is nearly impossible to do since the camera is a bit buggy*
    This next one is for the combatants they know what they’re doing, since I always rush into combat fist first.
    If you played any ac game except the newer ones, you’ll understand this:
    (Death’s Blossom Cutscene)
    Without getting hit you can get a killstreak where you instantly kill/knockout enemies. If you understand that, then you’ll get this. If you get a double block pop up, there is a short cutscene where you kill/knock out both enemies. When this triggers, you can knock out enemies instantly outside the cutscene as long as the camera is moving around. To do this, get a kill streak, when given the double block, switch primary weapons, then swiftly double block, then spam the attack button and a large amount of enemies around you will die. *DOES NOT WORK WITH MUSKETS OR FLINTLOCKS*
    (The Flying Dutchman)
    You can send your ship flying, but this will desync you (ram into the back of a ship full speed, instantly slow down to lowest amount and turn left or right, speed up again) basically you want the front side of your ship to be at their back, when they turn, it’ll throw you out and in the opposite direction.
    (Nature’s Toll)
    When going harpoon fishing, you can time a double harpoon throw that is VERYY unlikely for anyone to hit (0.5 sec timeframe) that instantly kills any harpoon activity animal
    (Fortune’s Embrace)
    If you dig up treasure while being followed by an enemy, lose sight of them, but make sure they’re near the dig site, go to dig spot and shoot near them, as soon as you see the red marker above their heads, BUT BEFORE you hear the enemy alerted noise, make sure to dig, and it’ll give you basically an infinite amount of gold (ranging from 600,000 to 1,250,500). It may crash your game if the enemy decides to hit you, since you are mid cutscene, but most the time they wait patiently and swing at you, but they cancel their attack midway through.

  • @opokurt
    @opokurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Captain Kevin, the pirate who couldn't figure out how to be a pirate

    • @djwethat2679
      @djwethat2679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like bore ragnarok

  • @lumethecrow9808
    @lumethecrow9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "That's gotta be the worst pirate I've ever seen."
    "So it would seem..."

  • @kaih1555
    @kaih1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    and after all these years, the crime that finally gets kevin caught is pirating content to create pirate content.

  • @TheJStale
    @TheJStale ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin has quickly become one of my favorite TH-camrs. I just discovered him and subscribed to him late last year and every day I come home from work and I get on here, I have like tons of tabs open of different CMK videos. When I get off to go to bed, I seem to have even more tabs open than when I started (or videos stashed in my Bookmarks bar) because I will keep opening new ones from the recommended videos on the right. Love what you do, Kevin! Much love and respect!

  • @justinlennen6019
    @justinlennen6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kevin’s slow glance at the camera is everything

  • @LordAngryGopnik
    @LordAngryGopnik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "The anime did damage to him" - Kevin 2021

  • @Saedris
    @Saedris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When Kevin talks normally, he sounds more like a pirate when he doesn't use the pirate voice

  • @NightcoreDemon
    @NightcoreDemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Are you high or am I high?"
    Oh Kevin he's clearly higher than you.

  • @mmc8530
    @mmc8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is "Ye old uber" fucking taking me out🤣🤣🤣

  • @lupusinvictus2229
    @lupusinvictus2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "The anime did damage to him." - Kevin

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kevin: let me know if you want to see more assassin‘s creed 2
    fans: we want to see more assassin‘s creed 2!
    Kevin: *starts new assassin‘s creed game*
    Fans: ...

  • @beagleuk3233
    @beagleuk3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "He's having a whale of a time"
    Lost my shit

  • @rafaela00002
    @rafaela00002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the amount of joy that seeing kevin playing ac games brings me is unmatched

  • @firewolf0065
    @firewolf0065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I really like this following system"
    Good for u, because there's gonna be a lot more missions like that

  • @ggchad3739
    @ggchad3739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how Kevin didn’t question how Edward literally got shot in the lung and walked it off

  • @YoshiH04
    @YoshiH04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Those whistle sounds have been burned into my memory

  • @sashat3632
    @sashat3632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I wanna go in the anime" me too kevin, me too

  • @gluehandsluke8477
    @gluehandsluke8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kevin broke the game before the first objective. That's gotta be a new record.

  • @Idka1920
    @Idka1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is absolutely my favorite assassins creed game and the story is unlike anything I’ve ever seen I’m so glad you played it granted 9 months ago but still

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I don't know if I've done something wrong with the game is broken?"
    The answer is yes

  • @MaddieThePancake
    @MaddieThePancake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "But you have heard of me."

  • @georgeevangelinos7392
    @georgeevangelinos7392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The worst pirate you've ever heard of"
    But we have heard of you

  • @Jay-rf6ov
    @Jay-rf6ov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'M GONNA CRY OMG
    Thank you for playing Black Flag Kevin 😢

  • @lantern0483
    @lantern0483 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:43 I feel ya Kevin...I feel ya.
    Every pirate lover and gamer who happens to play this game says the same damn words.

  • @rileynorth8813
    @rileynorth8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh that lil sea shanty freestyle at 7:38 actually slapped

  • @EmileHighClub
    @EmileHighClub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:02 ive only just noticed the pirate guy looks a lot like borat 😂

  • @Linus_B
    @Linus_B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I want to go into the anime" 9:02
    - Kevin still not realising the Carribbeans aren't Japan

    • @BenjiroSensei
      @BenjiroSensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Columbus didn't realize that either.

    • @grayemn1409
      @grayemn1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BenjiroSensei and he killed massive amounts of pepole

    • @BenjiroSensei
      @BenjiroSensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grayemn1409 Welcome to the Age of Discovery.

  • @xtutotv4675
    @xtutotv4675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin: "I don't wanna be cruel"
    Me: *Jim Pickens flashbacks*

  • @TheSwampsteve
    @TheSwampsteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite part of this is Kevin calling the Animus the anime

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:27: "We have a meeting with HR"
    Don't you mean H-AAAAAAAAAAR! ?

  • @MrZorgbot
    @MrZorgbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No one gonna comment on that hilarious Sherlock Holmes edit....

  • @adityakapoor1843
    @adityakapoor1843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Am i the only one who watches Kevin's video everytime i watch youtube

  • @COOLPEAK
    @COOLPEAK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m in love this series pls play more adventures of ASSASS

  • @tippytops5032
    @tippytops5032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Let's Batman our way out of this."
    *Throws money everywhere*

  • @dathunter1331
    @dathunter1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Are you high, or am i high??"
    No, im high lmao

  • @chickenx5694
    @chickenx5694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can see Jim Pickens being a templar and Turg being like a master assassin but neither of them know about the other so they're just the best of friends

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I don't think I've heard anyone be called a shitbird before." I have! Kenny calls that Russian kid a shitbird in The Walking Dead S2 game.

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They both say shitbird.. kenway.. kenny... Kenny is Edward Kenway reincarnated!

  • @jcubo63
    @jcubo63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He should’ve started the video like this:
    “Are you ready kids?!
    Aye, aye captain!!
    I can’t hear you?!”
    You know something like that

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:00 What i absolutely love about this is that Kevin used stealth here in the same way ive used it in Thief Simulator xD Hide in a closet on the other side of the house (or just next door cuz they nvr see that comin) and also hidin by standin on the roofs of certain houses by jumpin from fences or usin gutters even.
    A flawless stealth technique that has been passed down the ages from assassins and pirates and ninjas to modern day thiefs and hitmen

  • @fiker0818
    @fiker0818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Imagine a series of Kevin playing Assassin's Creed

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would welcome that.

  • @pennynifiachra6308
    @pennynifiachra6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wouldn't mind a longer version of that sea shanty! 😁

  • @okok-go9kg
    @okok-go9kg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should play this on your own time as well, it's easily one of the best Assassins Creed games. It's amazing, and you should experience the entire story

  • @tayn9114
    @tayn9114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The pirate will change into soggy assassin clothes but not clean gaurd clothes

  • @amanbilgi2796
    @amanbilgi2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:34 YES. D I S C O M B O B U L A T E ! ! ! !

  • @thecryptidGrey
    @thecryptidGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have played this game so much and have yet to experience a single bug.
    Then Kevin plays it.