i am not a big Christmas or any holiday fan. But Jeff and his boys, always make me laugh, and that's before I break out the Non-egg-nog-nog. My brain hurts.
Honestly, I think it's a bad idea to let your kid have their own car at the same age they get their first license. My advice is to make him or her (screw you, LGBTQ!) wait a year after they get enough experience behind the wheel of your car before helping them get their cars first.
Romans 10:9-10 King James Version 9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
He should bring back his other puppets, you know, O'Reilly the drunk irishman, or Jesus the immigrant. maybe even Coonta the runaway slave. Oh the hilarious racism!
he has BOYS twins NOWADAYS,, they are i gues between 5 and 10 yrs old now.... JEFF,,,,,, RINSE REPEAT...bin there saw that.. getting old this story,, like SISSY,,,
@@JescaML hence me saying,, like Sissy ,rinse repeat. its like an old worn out record,, time to change the tune. getting sick of that Maria Cary song to, sjees, talk about old records, juk.
During the summer of 1980, I worked at a gas station. It was a small station with 3 or 4 pumps. We also sold milk and cigarettes. And because it was a small station, I always worked alone. Many times, I would find gas caps on top of the pumps because I was hurrying. Remember, I worked alone, and I would forget to put the cap on. I live in Oregon, and up until this last year, you weren't allowed to pump your own gas. Once they started putting a tether on the gas caps, I thought that was a great idea. Because I imagine even when you pump your own gas, you can get distracted and forget your gas cap. Just look at the fact that they had to make the gas hoses detachable because sometimes people forget or get distracted and drive away while the hose is still attached to the gas tank. 🤷♀️
I can't wait until this Saturday... because he is coming to my hometown of Grand Rapids, Michigan at the Van Andel Arena!!! It will be me, a friend of mine and my friend's mother seeing him live!!!
I prefer the puppets. Yes this is old and it’s obvious why the first marriage didn’t work out. Even Walter would say he may have taken it too far. Haha😅
Walter, we do not have any Waffle House restaurants in Minnesota, so you don't have to be worried about Jeff booking you in here next. Merry Christmas!
Thank you God for sending your beloved son in whom you are well okey , to be born of a Virgin , live a sinnless life , give his life on the cross , take the keys to death Hell and the grave and rise again on the third day to pay for our sins , and anyone that believes on Jesus and says it out loud gets the free gift of everlasting life with him instead of the lake of fire that we deserve
It crossed my mind that maybe something should be said about all of peanuts children in the audience. I see every once in a while, there are other stuffed animals in the audience. Something should be said about Peanuts children. Kinda see, what I mean. loves ya
If you have high blood pressure problems, watch this. Laughter cures all things. Thank you Jeff, Walter, and Achmed. Merry Christmas to you.
merry christmas and a happy new year everybody.
merry holidays to you good stranger ")
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you too.
No. Ba humug.
Merry Christmas Happy New year 🎉🎉
Merry Christmas 🎅
God bless us every one
Amen
Biden looks like Walter, no insult intended towards Walter.
I agree lol 😅I think they one in the same no insult to Walter
Do you remember the 2 old muppets from the muppet show ? They look like Chuck Schumer and Bernie Sanders 😂
Sure does. One dummy to another 😅
Sleepy Joe???
@cjhoward409
One is Waldorf and can't remember the other!
Walter, pure Humanity:"...are we getting paid for this?"
The swiping of the credit card reminds me of the flintstones. Wilma and Betty yelling charge it lol
That's right. It's not Happy Holiday. It's MerryChristmas.
merry holidays
That's right, it's Merry Christmas.
Its a payed holiday....
Happy festivus.
A "mass" is a celebration of Death
The term Holidays is derived from ancient Holy-Days = Morbid Pagan Holy Days aka Merry Christ Mass
Merry Christmas and happy new year..God bless you and your family and the little guys in the boxes
Merry Christmas from România 🎉
Merry Christmas everyone🎄🎄🐱🐶
An oldie but a goodie!
Merry Christmas and God Bless us all!!!!
So cute. Merry Christmas ⛄ Jeff and family.
There’s so much resemblance between Walter and the guy living next door to me!! It’s hilarious!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year🎉❤❤
Merry Christmas!!! 😊
Merry Christmas and Regards from Germany.
🎄 Merry Christmas 🎄
🇨🇦 From Canada 🇨🇦
merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah and merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to one and all, All the best in the New Year.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
@cindykujac649 Thank You
Merry Christmas from Washington State! 🎄❤️
Merry Christmas everybody!!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone.
Marry Christmas 🎄 to you and your family and try to have a blessed 🙏 New Year , But most of all may GOD Bless you guys 💘
When he said "Pabst" my first thought was:
As in smear?
🤣 🤣 🤣
Merry Christmas to you and your family 🙏🙏😅
"The next time this 16 year old kid pisses me off, that video tape is going on TH-cam dammit!!!"
ho ho ho Merry Christmas to everyone and especially to everyone who works Christmas and New Year
i am not a big Christmas or any holiday fan. But Jeff and his boys, always make me laugh, and that's before I break out the Non-egg-nog-nog. My brain hurts.
🤣🤣🤣
Never enough Jeff!!
merry holidays to all :)
Merry Christmas to you
14:06 ...Now I know where Biden got the "Don't jump" from. He couldn't even get that right.
Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎅 🎄
Daughter should've driven to NJ for refuel 😂
November 5, 2024 was Christmas for the USA 🇺🇸
Thank you Jeff and Walter I needed a laugh !
Another blast from the past. When will Dunham do something new?
pay him, he'll do a show for you
Merry Christmas Walter. You too Jeff& family. 😂
Have a Merry Christmas one and all.
Funny. But this is an old one. Lolol
Thought it was new by the first 2 min
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL 🎄🎁🤶🎅
24:52-25:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤❤ Merry Christmas. JEFF & WALTER ❤❤😊😊
Merry Christmas and Happy holIdays to you and your family. No hurricanes when your in Tampa Bay area when your in Tampa on the Tenth. 🎉
Merry Christmas to everyone 2024 ❤😊
Honestly, I think it's a bad idea to let your kid have their own car at the same age they get their first license. My advice is to make him or her (screw you, LGBTQ!) wait a year after they get enough experience behind the wheel of your car before helping them get their cars first.
Romans 10:9-10
King James Version
9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
isn't this from 15 or 20 years ago?
Merry Christmas love seeing you all.. everyone needs a laugh 😊😅❤
He should bring back his other puppets, you know, O'Reilly the drunk irishman, or Jesus the immigrant. maybe even Coonta the runaway slave. Oh the hilarious racism!
Yeah I remember those, so funny!
Thanks for the laughs Jeff Dunham, keeping your comedy up to date and funny as always. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
Who is that guy standing next to all the puppets? 😂 Merry Christmas!
he has BOYS twins NOWADAYS,, they are i gues between 5 and 10 yrs old now.... JEFF,,,,,, RINSE REPEAT...bin there saw that.. getting old this story,, like SISSY,,,
They turned 9 in Oct.
His daughters from his previous marriage are 27, 29 and 33.
This is an older show. 2007 or 2008 around there
@@JescaML hence me saying,, like Sissy ,rinse repeat. its like an old worn out record,, time to change the tune.
getting sick of that Maria Cary song to, sjees, talk about old records, juk.
merry christmas all
Mr . J DUNHAM please more video ❤❤❤❤ Happy Holidays
This is not new is it,?
Happy Slappy Jezus Day …..
My face hurts from laughing.😢
Merry Christmas to all. God Bless and Protect President Trump and Patriotic Americans
Carman ghia? Where is the gas cap??😊😊
And to you also 😊
I like all your videos and I like all your puppets😅😅😅😅
During the summer of 1980, I worked at a gas station. It was a small station with 3 or 4 pumps. We also sold milk and cigarettes. And because it was a small station, I always worked alone. Many times, I would find gas caps on top of the pumps because I was hurrying. Remember, I worked alone, and I would forget to put the cap on. I live in Oregon, and up until this last year, you weren't allowed to pump your own gas. Once they started putting a tether on the gas caps, I thought that was a great idea. Because I imagine even when you pump your own gas, you can get distracted and forget your gas cap. Just look at the fact that they had to make the gas hoses detachable because sometimes people forget or get distracted and drive away while the hose is still attached to the gas tank. 🤷♀️
Love the video
I can't wait until this Saturday... because he is coming to my hometown of Grand Rapids, Michigan at the Van Andel Arena!!! It will be me, a friend of mine and my friend's mother seeing him live!!!
Is this another "rewind" from 8-9 yrs ago. Or another 10 minute clip?
Nevermind... I'll wait for the reply
Do u complain a lot
@@duanebaker1903 😂👍
@@duanebaker1903 Only for a month, each year 🎄
@@northstar9ableRosebud 😂
@@northstar9able Rosebud 😂
Grew up in the 80s in the South. By five we were pumping gas for our mommas while they went inside to get cigarettes!
Filling up the gas tank……I didn’t pump gas until I was 34 years old when DH&I moved our family from Nw Jersey to Kentucky.
I prefer the puppets. Yes this is old and it’s obvious why the first marriage didn’t work out. Even Walter would say he may have taken it too far. Haha😅
Jeff you are the best.
My Husband is a indian from india. Chchchcj. I agree. Even i speak this chchchch also now. Its funny.
omg, this is an old video.
Guys is this live
No, excerpt from his 2008 Christmas special.
Big fan he's tha best!!!....MERRY CHRISTMAS...and happy new year🎉🥳🇵🇷
the fact that we are seeing this means Jeff's daughter pissed him off XD
Jeff DunHAM, the world's best ventriloquist ❤ Merry Christmas !
That’s got to be Bree who couldn’t figure out the gas. He did one with her about the gate
Walter, we do not have any Waffle House restaurants in Minnesota, so you don't have to be worried about Jeff booking you in here next. Merry Christmas!
Thank you God for sending your beloved son in whom you are well okey , to be born of a Virgin , live a sinnless life , give his life on the cross , take the keys to death Hell and the grave and rise again on the third day to pay for our sins , and anyone that believes on Jesus and says it out loud gets the free gift of everlasting life with him instead of the lake of fire that we deserve
I couldn't dew eny better
That is 2. I knew how to put fuel into something by the age of 7. You do not know where the gas goes, YOU AIN'T GETTING NO GIRLS.😅😅😅
Why he's talking like he is drunk af?
Not buying the gas story. Everyone knows to pay at the pump you have to run the card BEFORE you pump gas.
It crossed my mind that maybe something should be said about all of peanuts children in the audience. I see every once in a while, there are other stuffed animals in the audience. Something should be said about Peanuts children. Kinda see, what I mean. loves ya
When do we get to meet Walter's wife
Never seen a gas nozzle with a sleeve and who turns the pump on before swiping the card?
Have it Sean it so meaney times
Only half the show?
The older he gets, the more he sounds like walter!
This is not on tv?
Jefffafa : Get a chip card that goes STRAIGHT in the reader!!
No swiping!!!
His daughter should have grown up in Jersey where it's illegal to pump your own gas.
Where can I buy a peanut and poppa J doll?
His lips Moove
Walter is my kind of cynic!
(Jeff's a handsome Man, in spite of his affection for playing with dolls) ((I had to!)) (((Didn't I?!)))
;-P
How is this 13 hours ago. It’s a very old video when he was on his first marriage
Again , get back when you learn the language ! Lol
I think this is old
After watching these real old vides, Jeff sure seems happier with Audrey.
Time to make some new material.. not rehash old stuff .