Dark Souls 2: 14 Minute World Record Speedrun

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  • Watch as speedrunner Stennis skips and glitches his way through Dark Souls 2, obtaining a world record time in the Any% category. Note: Hosting of this video was allowed by its original owner.
    Check out this link to learn the rules of this speedrun: www.speedrun.com/ds2
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  • @a.s8897
    @a.s8897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8472

    Damn. I bet that guy can skip youtube ads before 5 seconds

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao 😂

    • @alep-hm5ne
      @alep-hm5ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AWESOME

    • @nathan24-_-2
      @nathan24-_-2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A .S Bro that kind of power is forbidden in this world

    • @SzymonPmc
      @SzymonPmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Adblock plus?

    • @vanguewerg
      @vanguewerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I bet he uses adblock for firefox like everyone should

  • @marciofone2
    @marciofone2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8351

    There's a little game in your glitch.

    • @Gameplayero95
      @Gameplayero95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      yep, for me this record dont have sense, just use glitch to pass the game, 0 merit

    • @joshpasco6083
      @joshpasco6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Gameplayero95 it’s any % so it’s aloud

    • @danieldebod2663
      @danieldebod2663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hehehe

    • @depression6088
      @depression6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Peanut Butter it would be better if it was quieter

    • @driedemperor
      @driedemperor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depression xD

  • @johnnc91
    @johnnc91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4934

    This man: Beats game in 14 minutes
    Me after 14 minutes: finds majula

    • @brianbolig5802
      @brianbolig5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      14 minutes? Man ur a pro

    • @scummer7223
      @scummer7223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      Me after 14 minutes : *still searching for a right appearence*

    • @deathstroke7316
      @deathstroke7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Me at 14th min: adjusting eyebrows during character creation

    • @ffixi
      @ffixi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@deathstroke7316 true af

    • @zweihander00
      @zweihander00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats also happened to me but took longer

  • @patches2877
    @patches2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    Imagine guarding the throne of want for aeons on end, after countless civilizations have risen and fallen, only to fall off a cliff and die because you were chasing a dude in his underwear wielding a club.

    • @cosmicostrich3657
      @cosmicostrich3657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It be like that sometimes

    • @robin586
      @robin586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      and he got there in 13 minutes skipping all the traps you had set

    • @darkuscarlet
      @darkuscarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@robin586 And he angrily jogs every time he rolls while looking through his binoculars.

    • @miufke_
      @miufke_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hate when that happens

    • @UlvOgNatt
      @UlvOgNatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha!!! Best comment ever!!!!

  • @Fiilis1
    @Fiilis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5653

    World has been in turmoil for centuries, then one day a dude dressed in underwear fixes everything in 14 minutes. Seems legit.

    • @gvmk0z888
      @gvmk0z888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed

    • @danny7694
      @danny7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      isn't that basically a superman plotline?

    • @o4_
      @o4_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@danny7694 Indeed it is.

    • @Backflipmarine
      @Backflipmarine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@danny7694 LOL true

    • @emorydaniel9084
      @emorydaniel9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Praise the sun, y’all!

  • @DrDevil123123
    @DrDevil123123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5582

    If the chosen one doesn't show up in 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to lea... oh.

    • @rip3888
      @rip3888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lol

    • @lustshot
      @lustshot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Valdez you win. I am dying 😂😂😂

    • @ronaldquincy5383
      @ronaldquincy5383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      this is by far the best use of that meme.

    • @ibbspelk5281
      @ibbspelk5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ronald Quincy Without a doubt

    • @eternal7313
      @eternal7313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Valdez actually in this game he is chosen undead not one.

  • @sankalpmahajan443
    @sankalpmahajan443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    Grannies at start be like "hey remember that guy who came like 15 minutes ago , he killed nashandra"

  • @genesisosuna
    @genesisosuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6893

    Ah yes, so rolling over a parried enemy with a pair of binoculars gives you the ability to phase through the corporeal dimension

    • @UndeadAlv
      @UndeadAlv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      O z u n a

    • @mustardman6104
      @mustardman6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Can vouch

    • @moxxy3565
      @moxxy3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      It locks you into the state of being unkillable/unhittable during the parry so where you would normally die after falling is just a floor now

    • @Kay-vr4ft
      @Kay-vr4ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yes of course. How didnt you know that

    • @aquasomnus
      @aquasomnus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xqcl

  • @arpaktico6040
    @arpaktico6040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3541

    imagine first being introduced to ds2 by your friend and seeing him play like this

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      I don't think a guy capable of playing like this has any friends xD

    • @notgabbychan8943
      @notgabbychan8943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ankh Warrior
      Lol

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Fireglo Lots of people in the speedrunning community know each other and talk often, that's also how they find out new strats.

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@UnknownGamer40464 stop overthinking a joke jfc

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Fireglo no

  • @eternal7313
    @eternal7313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2498

    "I need to go now, my people need me."
    *paries some random dude, rolls over him and breaks every law of physics known to man*

    • @fabiozanotti5830
      @fabiozanotti5830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Albert ?

    • @sagegaulding
      @sagegaulding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly how was he even killing them that way??

    • @XxsuperstudlyxX
      @XxsuperstudlyxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This made me laugh. Quite a bit

    • @JLillo
      @JLillo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Chosen One died on the way to his home planet.

    • @eimastexazoi4149
      @eimastexazoi4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fabiozanotti5830 no this is patrick

  • @Eldritch_Wyvern
    @Eldritch_Wyvern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    This is why Lord Gwyn feared the age of men

  • @LeCrabeStratege
    @LeCrabeStratege 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Enemy: Oh, you’ve parried my blow. That means you’re going to strike me with a critical attack and kill me in a single blow, right?
    Player: Nope. That means I’m going to roll over you while looking through my binoculars and abolish reality.
    Enemy: Understandable, have a nice day.

  • @pinkish-lx5nx
    @pinkish-lx5nx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    Once his character starts vibrating, i know sth incredible is going to happen

    • @xxdarthpredatorxx8901
      @xxdarthpredatorxx8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      pinkish 0312 lmao fr the calm before the storm

    • @caio-jl6qw
      @caio-jl6qw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      3:30

    • @netherlads3832
      @netherlads3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed super hard at this idk why

    • @torquevonthorne948
      @torquevonthorne948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is using the speed force to phasing to the material plan

    • @pacifist2664
      @pacifist2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like reverse flash huh

  • @mikarri7199
    @mikarri7199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    10:00 “one cannot reside in memory for long”
    No worries, I’ll just be here a sec.

    • @leckslopi3815
      @leckslopi3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the memory wont reside in him for long lmao

    • @mozata6838
      @mozata6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “One cannot reside in memory for long”
      ok

  • @jamilosan
    @jamilosan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    8:47 this moment is just priceless in a speedrun

  • @jayr444
    @jayr444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    He didn't report of the bugs in game
    He embraced them

    • @emeraldwolf7920
      @emeraldwolf7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is any%, not any% CP. The glitches where patched on the current version

    • @sixthousandblankets
      @sixthousandblankets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He ain't a snitch.

    • @greenpizza99
      @greenpizza99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not a bug, it's a feature.

  • @user-wq4jh7df3m
    @user-wq4jh7df3m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2554

    Bonfire travel is too slow for this guy

  • @joshuabrandt7063
    @joshuabrandt7063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2229

    Watching this with no prior experience to dark souls 2 is quite confusing

    • @justinproulx5471
      @justinproulx5471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep

    • @MikeWeikath
      @MikeWeikath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yeah, i finished it yesterday base game only with i believe was all bosses 70 hours, was pretty fun going in blind, my first DS too

    • @lisma3652
      @lisma3652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And watching after beat the game it's kinda painful

    • @kennyrichardson6558
      @kennyrichardson6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      well it doesnt make much sense anyways....

    • @haze1647
      @haze1647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's just the normal way of playing it xD

  • @CERTAIND00M
    @CERTAIND00M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "One cannot reside inside memory for long."
    Yeah, I think he's gonna be okay.

  • @okwaho5316
    @okwaho5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    It's funny I have not played the game in years and it looks so different!
    Back in my day it had floors for one thing.

    • @Matt-ft6ox
      @Matt-ft6ox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIGHT ?! 😂😂

    • @The_PersianAudioBook
      @The_PersianAudioBook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean?

    • @stage2testicularcancer494
      @stage2testicularcancer494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@The_PersianAudioBook he is joking about the glitches😂

    • @dreamz1417
      @dreamz1417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The funny thing about that comment is that this is literally version 1.0 because all of these glitches were patched out almost immediately after the game came out. So it should be the exact same game you remember. :b

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    Those monsters must've been terrified... a man wearing nothing but loincloth charging at them full speed before slapping their attacks away like it was nothing before sprinting off into the sunset before they even have time to recover...

    • @sanesane1
      @sanesane1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NotAGoodUsername360 should be the top comment

    • @melsvids1566
      @melsvids1566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Deserves more likes tbh

    • @lich.possum
      @lich.possum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "he is the chosen one"

    • @TinyWaterBottle.
      @TinyWaterBottle. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahahah 🤣 noiceee

    • @abcd-wg2iq
      @abcd-wg2iq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A REAL warrior would not need the aid of loincloth....

  • @lucascampbell8521
    @lucascampbell8521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    "One can not reside within memories for long"
    No worries

  • @heavenpiercer5095
    @heavenpiercer5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    are u the true monarch thats will save this world?
    him: run off in his underwear while rolling and vibrating randomly

  • @zenlac475
    @zenlac475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    When your strict parents only lets you play 15 minutes a day:

    • @chroniclesofskyrim9769
      @chroniclesofskyrim9769 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LoooL😅😅😅
      Mom's intuition was right. 20 minutes screen time is more than enough.

  • @murtle9463
    @murtle9463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Doctor: You've only got 14.50 minutes to live
    Guess I'll give dark souls 2 one last play through

    • @lkurkiril1731
      @lkurkiril1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I try k doc I'm finished turns around hey why I am I floating

    • @24mpatterson
      @24mpatterson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      14.50 minuets

    • @alexanderbouscher7013
      @alexanderbouscher7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Punch the doctor and roll over him. Run home to your console, start up ps4...

  • @jjy8595
    @jjy8595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2811

    Dark Soul: Temple Run

    • @thim8139
      @thim8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      T E M P L E S O U L

    • @MohammedAAAs
      @MohammedAAAs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rossmurphy674
      @rossmurphy674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thim8139 DARK TEMPLE

    • @IloveSatyrs9191
      @IloveSatyrs9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Night PGHZ no sound better TEMPLE SOULS

    • @Z0mbie.
      @Z0mbie. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      6:52

  • @56ur4
    @56ur4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Strongest weapon in all Dark Souls games - the Binoculars

  • @Sychonut
    @Sychonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    The daemon's reaction at 6:08 is so funny. He's like WTF?

    • @s.c.e.w
      @s.c.e.w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      He's like "IM GUNNA GETCHA- oh wait no come back"

    • @vinceguzman8478
      @vinceguzman8478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A year later this still funny

    • @ripvanwinkle9935
      @ripvanwinkle9935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Damn he must’ve prepared a lot for that walk with his arms outstretched

    • @juancamacho9270
      @juancamacho9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then screams of frustration

    • @MaestroB0SS
      @MaestroB0SS ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes like “time to play my part :D AYO WHAT THE?”

  • @DarkSnake78990
    @DarkSnake78990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    Girlfriend: Come over
    Me: I can't
    Girlfriend: My parents aren't home
    Me: *Take Binoculars, do a roll and transform into The Flash*

  • @xyzzyxyyz
    @xyzzyxyyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2786

    Who would win? 2 heavily armed and trained warriors + a demonic queen vs some speedy boy in his underwear

    • @nyannyannyan3529
      @nyannyannyan3529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha love this

    • @Kanade0chan
      @Kanade0chan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      both at 80km/h

    • @TpDwnDunkr
      @TpDwnDunkr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sonic is winnef

    • @somewhitelive2316
      @somewhitelive2316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhhh Fortnite anyone but ds2 devs and their creations, thats how bad they are

    • @quietsquid4271
      @quietsquid4271 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The results may be shocking

  • @judgmentcut7291
    @judgmentcut7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    the last boss could not do anything cause she was shocked
    she was like wait thats iligal

    • @GriziDaWiz
      @GriziDaWiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      judgment cut
      Just because she saw her old pal iligal she was shocked?

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      judgment cut
      Who is Iligal and what’s his/her link with nashandra

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@realhumanbean7915 There is no Zuul, only Iligal

    • @brutemouse6024
      @brutemouse6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Does anyone have an actual explanation of why Nashandra was locked?

    • @alexandrubragari1537
      @alexandrubragari1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@brutemouse6024 the holy urn glitch, if you hit nashandra in a specific way with that, the ai will freeze

  • @Nature112091777
    @Nature112091777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    6:58 how I walk when I have to take a big poo

  • @pinkhairvulcanus8153
    @pinkhairvulcanus8153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    This reboot of Pepsiman is very well done.

    • @Grillo110
      @Grillo110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leonidas Escanor jajajajaja

    • @praisemidir
      @praisemidir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pepisi pepsi PEPSI MAAAN !

    • @dihen784
      @dihen784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jajajajajajajaja

    • @kuroxdxdxd6046
      @kuroxdxdxd6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chistoso me reí 😐

  • @apophisstr6719
    @apophisstr6719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "You..are of the Undead...Forever without hop..wait what you finished the game already???"

    • @Midwinter_Snow
      @Midwinter_Snow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i know right, her speech takes longer than it took this person to play the entire game

  • @robertlane6140
    @robertlane6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    What boggles my mind is how someone figured out where all the clipping spots in the game where in the first place? Do they spend like their whole career/daily hours figuring this stuff out?

    • @miles11we
      @miles11we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yup

    • @Toshinben
      @Toshinben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's a lot more reasonable when you've got 1000+ worldwide doing stuff for maybe 10 hours each on average, and sharing the results.

    • @notsosecretsnacker5218
      @notsosecretsnacker5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Toshinben it still boggles my mind, as there is so much creativity with it as well. Also so much trial and error so the patience of a Saint

    • @deadkey
      @deadkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They use programs in order to see where the game/world has a weakness or where it could ne possible to go out of bounds. But yea figuring this all out takes a while

    • @iamtaco4207
      @iamtaco4207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Speedrunning has its communities. Usually its a collective effort then some legend uses all that info to make history lol.

  • @superbigtime
    @superbigtime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That Firekeeper is either madly in love with you or absolutely terrified of your presence, no gray area.

  • @friskreynolds8885
    @friskreynolds8885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2536

    I can't believe how many people expected a less than 15 minute speedrun of this game to be glitchless lmao

    • @HatakexXxKakashi
      @HatakexXxKakashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      And I can't believe people have the nerve to say world record when they cheated harder than Lance Armstrong just saying everybody has their outrageous I guess.

    • @morganmcpherson4332
      @morganmcpherson4332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      HatakexXxKakashi bud, have you ever watched a speedrun? that's literally the point of them

    • @HatakexXxKakashi
      @HatakexXxKakashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@morganmcpherson4332 apparently not I don't like cheater so I don't watch those scumbag videos but have a nice time with your world record speedrunning there😂

    • @justacalzone5182
      @justacalzone5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@HatakexXxKakashi how did they cheat?

    • @brunomachado894
      @brunomachado894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@HatakexXxKakashi If you don't like any percerage speed runs, just don't watch it, there are other categorys, for exemple, if you're looking for skilled players, you shold try an "all bosses" speed run.

  • @alvaro1121
    @alvaro1121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    Do you know why the binoculars granted him speed? Because they made him Zoom.

  • @tannerp54
    @tannerp54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bro took “just run past them” to a whole new level

  • @noobie4998
    @noobie4998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Just imagine ,your hundred years of suffering was ended by an exhibitionist in just 14 minutes with just a binoculars and fruits of leg days.

  • @Swytched
    @Swytched 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Human: *Runs up*
    Dragon: “Ahha! Prepare to be killed puny-“
    Human: *Runs off*
    Dragon: “Oh...”

    • @strikervx4435
      @strikervx4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not dragon, 'giant lizard'

    • @lkurkiril1731
      @lkurkiril1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has nobody classified to you lizards are dragons have you heard of the komono dragon 2

    • @iamnotinvolved1309
      @iamnotinvolved1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lkurkiril1731 dragons are lizards*

    • @lkurkiril1731
      @lkurkiril1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamnotinvolved1309 incorrect dragons are lizards ancestors

    • @iamnotinvolved1309
      @iamnotinvolved1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lkurkiril1731 are we talking about mythologically? Because irl dragons don't exist so the creation of dragons must've been influenced by lizards, correct me if I'm wrong though

  • @NeoFluchs
    @NeoFluchs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4350

    hurry up we are late in 15 min we need to leave the house... np i just finish ds2 real quick

    • @aletaris
      @aletaris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ahaaaa, the day maker

    • @OGDyonisos
      @OGDyonisos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      "you have to save this whole world" - np, give me 15 minutes

    • @Ricardo-ns5hl
      @Ricardo-ns5hl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @spencerquirk6917
      @spencerquirk6917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bahahaha best comment ever

    • @venn2001ad
      @venn2001ad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LOL, a 15 minute rescuer of the world? A true hero, indeed... xDD

  • @jayr444
    @jayr444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He ran in the air
    He passed through mountains
    He parried enemies perfectly
    No wonder he finished the game in 14 minutes

  • @dave93x
    @dave93x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    3:42 when you're halfway down the stairs and hear visiting family members talking

  • @cerebralsmash5707
    @cerebralsmash5707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    When you forgot to turn the stove off at home

    • @ElJags
      @ElJags 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When you have to save the underworld and become its new king but you forgot to turn the stove off at home...

    • @wakkjobbwizard
      @wakkjobbwizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the spoilers

    • @buildy1570
      @buildy1570 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wakkjobbwizard Not really.. theres a lot to it than you think..

  • @Nix-Man
    @Nix-Man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Anyone here who read "14 minutes" and assumed that this wasn't an any% glitchless shouldn't be suprised.

    • @terrorhuhn9192
      @terrorhuhn9192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What? D: My world is broken!

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lmao I know right? So many pretenious twits in this comment section.

    • @Hewberman
      @Hewberman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      M'Lady

    • @MH-ni9bw
      @MH-ni9bw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like you XD

    • @harmonygarcia333
      @harmonygarcia333 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evan Garbe 7

  • @danylo211
    @danylo211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    So, this is the reason DS2: SOTFS was created.

  • @vulgarity_9381
    @vulgarity_9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    darksouls 1 and 3 speedruns, o i kill boss really fast then do a little glitch,
    Darksouls 2 speedruns : Haha character go out of the world

    • @hawleybean9927
      @hawleybean9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "binocular man go brrrrrr"

    • @sebamc4
      @sebamc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DS3 any% also has some pretty big out of bounds sections

    • @gragiator1
      @gragiator1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and sekiro : "haha swim in the air"

    • @Euclacian
      @Euclacian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ds1 any%speedrunners: hi andré, oh, hi gwyn

  • @leonmadani7369
    @leonmadani7369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    3:42 when she tells me "i'm home alone"

    • @TheSenjuShow
      @TheSenjuShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leon mad lmfaooo yeuhh

    • @leosllz
      @leosllz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn I laught so hard

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Doctor: You have 15 minutes left to live...
    This dude: Huh? I've always wanted to do that one thing

  • @statozzzblue5670
    @statozzzblue5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I´m Nashandra, daughter of Manus, Father of The Abyss... and I´m here to... AAAAHHHH WITCHING URNS"

  • @n.7421
    @n.7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    when i first bought this game, i played it exactly like this

    • @DubbleTee
      @DubbleTee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO Underrated comment right here

  • @ChannelOfMax
    @ChannelOfMax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    DC fans: "We want the Flash game!"
    From Software: "Hold my beer"

  • @bruninrod
    @bruninrod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    You know shit's going crazy when he parries

  • @gabrielmenezes1361
    @gabrielmenezes1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I needed 88 hours to beat the game, but this dude seems to know what he’s doing

  • @TheKooa
    @TheKooa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    noone going to mention how it's also a hitless speedrun?

    • @ElAdrosDelMu
      @ElAdrosDelMu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Being nohit its just a tiny detail at this point

  • @MagicMan3K
    @MagicMan3K 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    *dark spirit aslatiel invades*
    "I've come to..."
    zoom zoom zoom
    "..."
    *dark spirit has returned to their world*

  • @Lurima96
    @Lurima96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

  • @lootizin8068
    @lootizin8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He literally dabbed the door Open at 4:56 xD

  • @antonioza2265
    @antonioza2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Plot twist: This was actually his first run

  • @TheSchnook
    @TheSchnook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    4:56 : Dabbing on the haters.

    • @jejron8967
      @jejron8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dabbing on the doors

    • @UndeadAlv
      @UndeadAlv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol this made me laugh so hard

    • @tobelio2299
      @tobelio2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UndeadAlv me too

  • @its_kuro
    @its_kuro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Only the sounds of pitter pattering feet and incredible success can be heard here.

  • @yomdaori1704
    @yomdaori1704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Enemies be like : Why are you running?? why are you running???

  • @TheGodofSteel
    @TheGodofSteel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This man is a true legend. He didn't even level ADP.

  • @dodoextinct4597
    @dodoextinct4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    Dark souls 2 :-scholars of first glitch

    • @StyleIndustries
      @StyleIndustries 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      little did this man know that the speedrunner was playing on the original dark souls 2

    • @dodoextinct4597
      @dodoextinct4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is he playing the original dark souls 2??. I maybe mistaken

    • @daredpython812
      @daredpython812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      dovakiin# nirn You can tell it's the original ds2 because in scolar of the first sin they patched out the telescope glitch.

    • @icy1007
      @icy1007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. This is the original DS2. These glitches were fixed in Scholar of the First Sin.

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah Jesus this shit's on par with Skyrim speedruns

  • @Thestopper31
    @Thestopper31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    14 minutes of gameplay later:
    Me: Alright I just finished making my character
    This guy: Alright i finished the game, what next?

    • @subtax7286
      @subtax7286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO 🤣 🤣

  • @CraftBrothersTGN
    @CraftBrothersTGN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    9:35
    Vision of Pac-Man ahead
    By the way,
    Praise the sun

  • @rodrigom951
    @rodrigom951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Damn I've literally taken dumps longer than this

  • @_narrows
    @_narrows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    *slides my 70 hour playthrough under rug

    • @snuggie1849
      @snuggie1849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dont feel bad, takes alot of practice to git gud, took me a few years to get the illusory rings and 400 hours of playtime

    • @IsraelSetroxGaming
      @IsraelSetroxGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Raise those numbers boy 120 hour play through 80+ hours first game and 20+ hours second time

    • @TP_Varnak
      @TP_Varnak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *slides 874 hour playthrough into the kiln*

    • @damienconrad5751
      @damienconrad5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It took me 95 hours my first playthrough

    • @ChocolateMilkmanTrue
      @ChocolateMilkmanTrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      70 hours???? I have played seventy hours, and I'm at lost Bastille.

  • @-----itsaspear4322
    @-----itsaspear4322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    the level of precision is mind boggling, not a wasted microsecond

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      He actually lost about 15 seconds in "easily" avoidable mistakes. That being said, this is full of easy to make mistakes that were avoided. But still I am going to be pedantic about saying not a wasted microsecond.

    • @Ducksauce33
      @Ducksauce33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      No microseconds wasted just months of a life needed to pull it off. Study physics, another language, or learn music theory. They probably played this game over so many times that they will be remembering it on there death bed.

    • @natecallon9755
      @natecallon9755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ducksauce yup.

    • @masterxehanort8083
      @masterxehanort8083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol this made me laugh

    • @haugy4665
      @haugy4665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      R Rocco he's better than you at the game with or without glitches. It's called speedrunning for a reason. He's also second in all bosses category, try beating any of his times and then come back to complain again.

  • @eauwasser9137
    @eauwasser9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: spent hours to improve my character and abilities to advance and finish the game
    This guy: Hey check this out

  • @tilenkobe
    @tilenkobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Speedrunner: I don't even know what im doing, it just works-

  • @LurkerGalore
    @LurkerGalore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Monster: YOU DARE CHALLE--
    You: YEEEEEET

  • @forestskilbred9461
    @forestskilbred9461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Who would win?
    An army of nightmarish monsters set out to kill all who pass?
    one speedy boi

  • @ethanbarna531
    @ethanbarna531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mom: be down stairs in 15 minutes!
    You:

  • @zorack7030
    @zorack7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor
    This guy: hold my beer

  • @reggieskillman1469
    @reggieskillman1469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The pitter patter of speedy boi still haunts the dragons dreams

  • @TheAntiSanta
    @TheAntiSanta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This comment section is why Children shouldn't be allowed to comment on TH-cam videos.

  • @MEYH3M
    @MEYH3M 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This man : spends countless days finding exploits and perfecting him self at the game and successfully does a Any% World Record Speedrun.
    This whole comment section : tHis DoEsn't CouN't hE usEd gLichtes !!

  • @Student-qs7ey
    @Student-qs7ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wonder how the devs felt when they saw someone finish the game they spent months creating get completed in less than an hour

  • @mitchprotos4583
    @mitchprotos4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Is it just me or did anyone else laugh at the 9:00 minute mark that he waited so patiently for the door to open while thinking of him just bursting through there explosively like the rest of the game 😂😂😂

  • @supergrendel
    @supergrendel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Title should be "Greased up deaf guy destroys Dark Souls 2".

    • @andynuss4733
      @andynuss4733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      supergrendel haha yes!

    • @PeachJ
      @PeachJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      supergrendel lmao this comment wins

  • @nephy_9
    @nephy_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    up until now I've heard of dark souls 2 but never seen videos and thought about looking this up first. im glad I did

  • @Medina347
    @Medina347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Lmfao when he started to run like the flash 😂😂😂

    • @YungFusebox
      @YungFusebox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Med1na347 how does he even do that?!

    • @Medina347
      @Medina347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some people in the comments are saying it's about those binoculars he picked up. Apparently they're super broken and give you the speed of light? lol

    • @user-ec6kt2fg7m
      @user-ec6kt2fg7m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And that roll sound...oh man so funny.

    • @TeamTamahakk
      @TeamTamahakk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My name is Barry Allen

    • @shadestorm4049
      @shadestorm4049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -and i approve this video.

  • @Ua1999_
    @Ua1999_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    How are these glitches even found?

    • @dyelahn1392
      @dyelahn1392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Umayr I love thinking of these speedrunners taking a quick lap around an area to try and break the game and proceed through easily lol. I love speedrunning

    • @AwesomeMiles8
      @AwesomeMiles8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Bunch of players with a lot of time, run around looking for exploits, and they share with others when they find one. At least that's how I think it works.
      This is now an older game, so it's not suprising that exploits have been found, but in newer released games, it could take a while.

    • @andreistelian9058
      @andreistelian9058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Game files boys, it s all aboyt the game files

    • @BarkaDog
      @BarkaDog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Umayr that's their job. Play games all the time to find glitches

    • @dww7094
      @dww7094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Usually a ridiculous amount of trial and error from an extremely dedicated community. Sometimes depending on if different games use the same engine for example the Half life games, certain glitches and exploits may work in multiple different titles.

  • @VinifiggamesBr
    @VinifiggamesBr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Enemy: oh wow you are going to kill me?
    The man: no I’m going to roll you, look at my binoculars and starts flying
    Enemy: oh

  • @Theyondercord
    @Theyondercord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've always wondered how people figure this stuff out. It amazes me.

  • @slayernoname980
    @slayernoname980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    damn those binoculars are op

  • @skatt3806
    @skatt3806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    This guy: i beat thus game in 14 minutes!
    Me: i created my character in 14 minuets!

    • @mohammadripan337
      @mohammadripan337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You must be lying, right? Because I died 3 times when I made a character

    • @lisma3652
      @lisma3652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mohammadripan337 and you must be liying, I died about 5 times just in the main menu

    • @avoicefromtheshadows2745
      @avoicefromtheshadows2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mohammad Ripan @Yael Corps I kinda got you both beat by dying 10 times buying the game.

    • @adamlambert429
      @adamlambert429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@avoicefromtheshadows2745 lol

    • @ishaantripathi97
      @ishaantripathi97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@avoicefromtheshadows2745 caught you lying. I died 13 times watching the reveal trailer

  • @BahnYahd
    @BahnYahd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Aaaaand my character is made.... hey, where’d ya go?!”

  • @jue9068
    @jue9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It feels like he spent more time in that lift at 5 minutes than traversing the whole map

  • @solidliquid3774
    @solidliquid3774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Friend: you have 30min left until it's my turn
    This guy: *finishing the game twice*
    Friend: *NANI*

  • @ringerlafinger6031
    @ringerlafinger6031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    So after decades of speed-running games, people still argue about Any% runs?

    • @BlackSmith863
      @BlackSmith863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ringer La Finger just salty people who have never beaten the game, watching a dude just poop on Nashandra with holy water lol

    • @BlackSmith863
      @BlackSmith863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In 14 minutes

    • @ahhhhyes
      @ahhhhyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I legit got into speedrunning last week and was confused as to why it wasnt considered cheating did a quick google and was like oh that makes sense. The fact people say this shouldnt count as a speedrun annoys me so much.

    • @ahhhhyes
      @ahhhhyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Dreamboyuwu it does have its own seperate "genre" its called an any% run...

    • @ahhhhyes
      @ahhhhyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dreamboyuwu alri dude :)

  • @sheriff174
    @sheriff174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can anyone compete anymore on world record cause this dude like “don’t blink or might just miss it”

    • @emeraldwolf7920
      @emeraldwolf7920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah anyone can compete

    • @ice_man81
      @ice_man81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emeraldwolf7920 He means is it possible to do this any faster.

    • @NoJobRob
      @NoJobRob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure new exploits/strategies to do it faster have been found by now

  • @thomasjefferson2676
    @thomasjefferson2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It takes me more than 14 minutes to remember what I’m supposed to do next in DS2. Nice job!

    • @billyray6210
      @billyray6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep in mind it probably took him longer than it did for you to beat the game to master all of these glitch spots and do them all in the one run

  • @reggietjahjadi2722
    @reggietjahjadi2722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    Goddamn bro, i cant even kill the pigs in majula for 15 minutes
    Edit : wawawiwa 1k😁

    • @Yerinjibbang
      @Yerinjibbang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao!!!

    • @kevint5224
      @kevint5224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The satisfaction of killing them when ur the strong one is real CUZ U SHOW THEM WHO THE BOSS IS

    • @birajnag5491
      @birajnag5491 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUE

    • @amomentofrelief3636
      @amomentofrelief3636 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reggie Tjahjadi XD

    • @sukuna4647
      @sukuna4647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U right

  • @frangelplays
    @frangelplays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    How does this affect the lore tho?

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Chosen Undead is Flash

    • @saltyshishio
      @saltyshishio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Ds2 happened in 14 minutes, that's why no one in 3 can remember it.

    • @slipknotmurders
      @slipknotmurders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Vaaty prob knows

    • @gregspecht481
      @gregspecht481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There's a pretty common theory that the reason entire areas are in impossible locations is because the chosen undead is following and can't remember where they actually are. I think this video proves that he was just on an insane amount of binocular/cocaine

    • @Cole-ek7fh
      @Cole-ek7fh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it adds a new chapter to the story titled "if you play games for story you need to grow up."

  • @sirdominic7209
    @sirdominic7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It took me 14 minutes to decide if I wanted to get Dark Souls or Cuphead.

    • @i_like_lasagna3208
      @i_like_lasagna3208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can probably get the dark souls for cheaper

    • @MatthewTheUntitled
      @MatthewTheUntitled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you took cuphead im stripping you of your title

  • @Iguessimhere154
    @Iguessimhere154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Based on the amount of dislikes, I'm assuming this is everyone's introduction to speedruns

    • @gragiator1
      @gragiator1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      true lol, they think the glitching is easy and not allowed haha

    • @AndrewB23
      @AndrewB23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gragiator1 glitching shouldn't be allowed, it's like running in a race but you just hop the barrier and run through the finish line.

    • @gragiator1
      @gragiator1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@AndrewB23 do you know that speedrunning has multiple categories? also go ahead, recreate his speedrun if its as easy as "hopping through the barrier and running through the finish line". The glitches are harder than the actual game. Its more like running a race, hopping through the barrier and having to avoid landmines, snipers and furious dogs with one leg cut off. Sure its way faster, but also way harder.

    • @KJ-kn8pg
      @KJ-kn8pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AndrewB23 if you don't like glitch speedruns, you can just watch glitchless you twat, and mastering every glitch that he made, is way harder than playing the game casually. How silly can you be...

    • @trillpaint3001
      @trillpaint3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, probably took this guy hundreds of tries to get all the glitches perfectly on first attempt. ive tried some of these glitches before, pure insanity how easy he makes it look

  • @DiaMindRecords
    @DiaMindRecords 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Dark Souls 2 - Scholar of the First Skip